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Contact:Editor: Caron RyallsAdvertising enquiries: 01924 260500Email: [email protected] Ossett Review is published by:Ryalls Publishing Ltd, Ossett Review Office,4 Dickinson House, Bank St, Ossett WF5 8NWNo part of this publication may be reproduced in any way without theconsent of the publisher. © Ryalls Publishing LtdDisclaimer: Whilst every care has been taken to ensure total accuracy in thispublication, Ryalls Publishing Ltd. accepts no responsibility for any errors oromissions. All details are believed to be correct at time of going to press.

Front Cover: Trinity Church, Ossett© Ryalls Publishing Ltd 2008

4 Introducing our New Titles

6 Book Review

8 Where is Sitlington?

12 Food & Drink

16 Duck Racing with Trinity Church

18 Homeopathic Healthcare

20 Where’s Our Youth Centre?

22 Baby Yoga

23 Lucy Art Competition Results

24 Life with Lottie

26 Dates for your Diary

28 Community Pages

30 Local Shopping Directory

31 Useful Telephone Numbers

32 Domestic Services

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Welcome to the September issue of the Ossett Review. A hugely

busy month for us as we prepare our the titles to our group of

local magazines. The team here would like to thank all the

advertisers who have supported us over the last three and a half

years, making the Ossett Review the success it is.

A big thanks also to our contributors who help to make the Ossett

Review a useful and interesting local magazine - particularly to

Lesley who always writes the ever popular ‘Life with Lottie’ page.

This month we’ve included an article from a young lady, Taylor

Kent, who spend some time with us in the summer - she had very

strong views on the lack of youth facilities in Ossett.

There’s lots going on in the area this month - Trinity Church are

busy with their Open Day on the 13th (the views from the top of

the tower are amazing!) and a really fun Duck Race on the Calder

on the 20th. Proceeds from these events are going towards their

Make It Hot fundraising. Ossett Town Hall is open for the Heritage

Open Days on the 13th, so if you’ve ever wanted to see the

Mayors Parlour or council chamber, go along for a guided tour. In

fact our Diary page is full this month - take a look on page 26.

And for those of you who have been wondering where

Sitlington is, we’ve included a quick explanation on page8.

See you in October,

Caron

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The Tales

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the Bardby J. K. Rowling

In December 2007,J.K. Rowling unveiledThe Tales of Beedlethe Bard, a very

special book of five wizarding fairy tales. Sevenindividual copies were produced, eachhandwritten and illustrated on vellum, bound inbrown morocco leather and mounted withdifferent semi-precious stones. Six of the bookswere given by the author to those most closelyconnected to the Harry Potter books over thelast 17 years; the seventh was given to TheChildren’s High Level Group charity andauctioned by the charity at Sotheby’s in London.

J K Rowling says: “There was understandabledisappointment among Harry Potter fans whenonly one copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bardwas offered to the public last December. I amtherefore delighted to announce that, thanks tothe generous support of Bloomsbury, Scholasticand Amazon (who bought the handwritten copyat auction) – and with the blessing of thewonderful people who own the other six originalbooks - The Tales of Beedle the Bard will nowbe widely available to all Harry Potter fans.Royalties will be donated to the Children’s HighLevel Group, to benefit institutionalised childrenin desperate need of a voice. The new editionwill include the Tales themselves, translatedfrom the original runes by Hermione Granger,and with illustrations by me, but also notes byProfessor Albus Dumbledore, which appear bygenerous permission of the HogwartsHeadmasters’ Archive.”

Containing clues that were to prove crucial toHarry Potter’s final mission to destroy LordVoldemort’s Horcruxes, The Tales of Beedle theBard is the volume of five wizarding fairy tales

left to Hermione Granger by Albus Dumbledorein the seventh and final book, Harry Potter andthe Deathly Hallows. Only one – The Tale of theThree Brothers – is recounted in the book. InThe Tales of Beedle the Bard, the fourremaining stories are revealed for the very firsttime.

The Tales ofBeedle the Bard ispublished by TheChildren’s High

Level Group (CHLG), a registered charity co-founded in 2005 by J.K. Rowling and EmmaNicholson MEP to make life better forvulnerable children. JK Rowling has waived allroyalties and all net proceeds from the sale ofthe books – expected to be in the region of £4million / $8 million – will be donated to CHLG.

The Tales of Beedle the Bard will be availablefrom December 4, 2008.

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Where’sSitlington?

We recently received a call from a gentleman

in Wales saying that after reading the Ossett

Review during a visit to Ossett, he had

looked for Sitlington on his road atlas but

couldn’t find it - even his Tom Tom didn’t

know where it was! Could we explain?

Since advertising that the Ossett Review isdistributed in Sitlington, we have beeninundated with calls and emails asking whereSitlington is, including calls from people livingthere! So here’s a quick background to clearup any confusion.

Sitlington is the name of the parish councilcovering Netherton, Middlestown, Overton &Midgley and going up to the boundary ofKirklees in the West and down to the RiverCalder in the East. The parish council hasnothing to do with the church, it is purelyanother tier of local government and is able tolevy a local charge which is collected with theCommunity Charge and used specifically forlocal facilities and projects.

Until about the 19th century, Sitlington wascalled Shitlington and according to A.H.Smith’s The Place-Names of the West Ridingof Yorkshire, part II, meant ‘Scyt(t)elsfarmstead’.

It included Over Shitlington (now Overton),Middle Shitlington (now Middlestown) andNether Shitlington (now Netherton) - eachname gradually changing and the ‘h’disappearing altogether from Shitlingtonpresumably for reasons of delicacy!

On a similar note, fed up with constant jeersand jokes, the Ugley Women’s Institute inEssex changed itself to the Women’s Instituteof Ugley!

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THE SILVER KINGOpening Friday 26th SeptemberThe Victoria pub on Manor Road, Ossett is set toopen on 28th September as The Silver King puband bistro. Acquired and totally refurbished byOssett Brewery, The Silver King, named after oneof their most popular ales, will offer a great choiceof real ales and a delicious bistro menu. Food willbe served from Sunday 28th September.Ossett Brewery has been brewing at Healey Road,

Ossett since 1997 and has grown to become anational and award-winning company. The SilverKing is the second pub in Ossett for the brewery,following the opening of The Tap on Queen Street,last year. With Ossett Brewery bucking the currenttrend of pub closures and with so many of Ossett’slong standing pubs now closed or struggling, TheSilver King is a welcome addition.

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Food & DrinkThe recipes below are favourites with my daughter and have stood the test of time. The Creamy

Salmon Pasta is great for anyone following the Weight Watchers or Slimming World diets as the

sauce is made with low fat Phili - the Cookies however are a whole different ball game and

definitely not recommended if you are counting the calories!

Chocolate Fleck CookiesSo easy, so moreish and so very naughtyINGREDIENTS125g butter2 tblsp castor sugar½ cup sweetened condensed milk1½ cups self-raising flour75g dark chocolate, gratedMETHODCream the butter and sugar in a bowl with an electric mixer untillight and fluffy and then beat in the condensed milk. Fold in thesifted flour in 2 lots and stir in the chocolate.Take about a teaspoonful of the mixture and roll into a ball,place on a lightly greased baking tray and press down lightlywith a fork to flatten . Repeat with remaining mixture,Bake in a moderate oven (180C / 350F / Gas Mark 4) for about10 minutes. Leave on the tray for a couple of minutes toharden and cool on a cooling rack.The biscuits will keep for up to 2 weeks in an airtight containerand can be frozen for up to 2 months.

Creamy Salmon PastaA delicious quick, low fat & healthy mealINGREDIENTSSpaghetti or your preferred pasta shapesSalmon fillets - 1 fillet per personFrozen peasLow fat Philidelphia cheese (or any low fat cream cheese)Skimmed or semi-skimmed milkOregano

METHODStart the pasta cooking in plenty of salted boiling water. Boilaccording to packet instructions - usually about 15 mins. Ifcooked before the salmon sauce, leave in the water to keepwarm. Don’t drain until you are ready to serve or the pasta willclog together.Poach the salmon fillets in a little water, milk or diet lemonadeuntil cooked through, usually about 10-15mins. Keep warm.Meanwhile make the sauce by mixing the cream cheese with alittle milk in a small saucepan and add the frozen peas. Half astandard tub of cream cheese serves two, a full tub for four.Use just enough milk to give the consistency of pouring creamand adjust after adding the peas as this can water down thesauce a little. Flavour with dried oregano.Drain the pasta and put onto serving plates. Place a salmonfillet on top of the pasta and pour over the sauce. Alternatively, flake the salmon fillets and mix in with the sauce before serving- this is good if you want the salmon to go further and want toadd more vegetables.

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Do you feel that local facilites andservices are adequate or lacking? And ifyou had a wish list for new facilities andservices for your area, what would be onyour list?

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“How on earth do you make the ducksrace, poor things?”, was just onecomment I heard about the TrinityChurch Duck Race. But I’ve beenassured by Julie at Trinity Church thatnone of the plastic ducks used for therace will be harmed or distressed! Andthe race will raise much needed fundsfor the Church’s Make It Hot campaign,so buy a duck to enter the race andmake a date in your diary to go along - itpromises to be a great day out.

The Ducks ‘Swim’ at 2pm on a shortstretch of the Calder and HebbleNavigation at Horbury Bridge, starting atthe bridge by the Bingley Arms. Stallsand fun will be in the pub beer gardenfrom 1pm.

So come along and watch the race, buya ticket and cheer your duck along. Theplastic ducks are numbered and ticketssold for each duck, which will bereleased onto the water before they‘make a dash’ for the finishing line.

Saturday 20th September 20082pm at Horbury Bridge

• Stalls & Fun • Great afternoon for the whole family

TrinityChurch DuckRace 2008

Tickets Race Tickets are available from

• Trinity Church Office,Church Street Ossett

• Ossett Review Office,Bank St, Ossett

• The Bingley Arms,

Horbury Bridge• Netherton Post Office,

Netherton

Tickets can also be bought by post using the

attached coupon – please make cheques

payable to Ossett and Gawthorpe PCC

All tickets are £2.50

You must be over 18 years old to buy a ticket.

Prizes• Winner £200 cash

• 2nd prize £25 cash

• 3rd prize £10 cash

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• A special thanks to Daniel Daykin aged 12

years, for designing the Duck Race logo.

• Many Thanks to Lucy Art of Station Road Ossett -The proceeds of their Anniversary raffle werekindly donated to Make It Hot.

• Thank you to Present Days Wakefield for prizesused in our ‘Name the Duck’ games.

• Huddersfield Pendragon Round Table have verykindly loaned their ducks to us for our Duck Race

The Make It Hot Campaign is a fundraising projectto raise £200,000 to install eco-friendly groundsource heating into Trinity Church in Ossett.

This is a forward thinking initiative, which will makethe building suitable for use 7 days per week by thelocal community. £25,000 has been raised so far.

There are 2 fundraising events taking place inSeptember

• Trinity Church Open Day - 13th SeptemberA Heritage Event at Trinioty Church 10am – 4pm.Vintage and Classic cars will be on view in the

church grounds. Climb the stairs to the tower, andsee where the zip wire was launched from, enjoythe fantastic views, and don’t forget your camera.There will also be stalls, games and refreshments.Then in the evening a buffet dance at OssettSchool with music from the Silver Leaf Jazz Band.Tickets available from Trinity Church Office orWo’mann in Ossett £8 for adults. £5 children(under 5 years free).

• The Trinity Church Duck Race 2008 (see left)

Do you shop on the internet? If you do, check out

www.buy.at/trinityossett

Many major retail sellers are listed, shop on oursite at no extra cost to you, and we get

commission. A great way to donate to our Make ItHot campaign without really doing much.

Donations to Make It Hot can be sent to theChurch office cheques payable to ‘Ossett &

Gawthorpe PCC Make It Hot.’

If you would like to raise funds for Make It Hot byhosting an event or a sponsored activity please

contact Julie Shaw on 01924 263497 �TrinityChurch DuckRace 2008From The Bingley Arms, Horbury Bridge

The fun starts at 1pm The Ducks ‘swim’ at 2pm

Ducks can be purchased by post – please complete the slip below and return with your cheque –payable to ‘Ossett and Gawthorpe PCC’

You can buy as many tickets as you like. You must be over 18 years old to buy a ticket.

I would like to buy (number of ducks) ________

I enclose a cheque for £___________________

Name__________________________________

Address________________________________

_______________________________________

Tele___________________________________

Please return to : Duck Race. Trinity Church Office. Church Street. Ossett. West Yorkshire. WF5 9DW

Please make cheques payable to ‘Ossett & Gawthorpe PCC’

Small Society Lottery Reg No. SL0136Charity No. X38543-0

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Horbury Homeopathic Health CentreHomeopathic Medicine, Allergy Therapy, Holistic Nutrition & Counselling

Nicole Guy - Registered Homeopath RS Hom LNWCH • Deborah Grant - Dip. Couns. BACP

Know The Facts?Homeopathy has been available on the NHSsince 1948. So why don’t you know about homeopathicmedicine?45% of GPs acknowledge the benefits ofhomeopathic medicine. 60% of the doctors whouse homeopathy do so because of good experience ofhomeopathy as effective treatment and anxiety about hazardsof conventional treatment - (Dr Magazine) Homeopathy is not a placebo. Homeopathic medicine iseffective in the treatment of babies and animals, who have nopreconceptions. So what is Homeopathy?Homeopathy is a gentle yet effective system of medicine whichhas been used for over 200 years. It uses safe natural remediesthat are non toxic, non addictive & causes no side effects. Theremedies can be used alongside conventional medicine and aresuitable for all ages including babies, children, pregnant womenand the elderly. Homeopathy treats the root cause of yourcondition, the goal being to restore you to health.More than 30 million people across Europe - including TheRoyal Family, Sir Paul McCartney & David Beckham alreadybenefit from homeopathic treatment.What conditions can it help?Homeopathy treats the whole person and not just yourcondition. It can gently & effectively help you to managevarious health problems including:• Childhood illnesses, ear & eye infections, skin conditions,

behavioural problems, teenage health• Hormone imbalance, PMS, pregnancy discomfort, infertility,

menopausal symptoms• Anxiety, panic attacks, depression, chronic fatigue, eating

disorders, stressful life events• Rheumatoid & osteo arthritis, rheumatism, sciatica• Long term conditions such as asthma, digestive & bowel

disorders, thyroid problems, hay fever, allergies…. And manyothers

I have a particular interest in the treatment of children, Autism,ADHD & allergies. I often use Allergy Therapy, Australian BushFlower Essences & Holistic Nutrition to support thehomeopathic processAbout me?As a mother of 3 I have used homeopathy as healthcare &support for my family for many years - I am constantlyreassured by the results, and the effective way it continues tobenefit those who choose to use my successful practice. I have

intensively trained for 5 years to become a LicensedPractitioner of Homeopathic Medicine. As aregistered member of the Society of Homeopaths,the largest regulating body in the UK, I work withinthe society’s strict code of ethics & guidelines.

What Patients Have Said“After trying to conceive for several years I decided to

try homeopathy. I soon conceived naturally and & alsoused it for pain relief during labour and to support me & mybaby after the birth.”Also at Horbury Homeopathic Health CentreOur counsellor Deborah Grant (Dip. Couns. BACP) offers bothshort-term and long-term counselling for adults, adolescentsand children. Deborah has an extensive background, not onlyin the practise of counselling, but she has also taught thesubject at all levels for several years. Deborah works as aperson centred counsellor, but also includes other approaches.These are:

• Art therapy • Therapy through Drama (Psychodrama)• Regression work

Counselling is a client led process which is shared in a safe andconfidential environment. The aim is for the client to overcomeany obstacles and issues they may bring. These can include:

• Relationship difficulties • Stress and anxiety• Lack of confidence • Depression • Bereavement

• Eating disorders • Drug and alcohol addiction• Abuse (Physical, Mental and Sexual) • And many more

Within the centre we also offer:• Reiki (Second degree) – This natural calming therapy

originates from Japan. It enables a client to take what theyneed from the process. This is a very simple and effectivetreatment.

• Crystal healing – This is complimentary to Reiki, but can begiven as a separate treatment independently.

• Aromatherapy • Reflexology • Australian Bush Flower Essences

To find out how the Horbury Homeopathic

Health Centre can help you & your family,

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Homeopathy is recognised by various

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Tel: 01924 279773

10a High Street, Horbury, WF4 5AA

Email: [email protected]

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Advanced Hypnotherapist

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June Aveyard DABCH, MCAHyp, DPLT, MPLTA

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NEW COURSE STARTING SEPTAn Introduction to Homeopathy & Treating Babies & Children

Starts Monday 15th September for 10 x sessions.

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To reserve your place on this friendly & informative course, contact Nicole Guy atthe Homeopathic Health Centre Tel: 01924 279773

Horbury Homeopathic Health Centre

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Ossett has many good leisure resources; GreenPark, Cricket Club, Manor Park, Skate Park.However, some of these Parks are ruined with“Graffiti” and “Vandalism”.

Ossett needs a Youth club! It could have funnights, fun activities and fun days out that wouldappeal to each personality. There could be specificnights which catered for specific ages: for example7-10. My vision is that it would be supervised with aGroup leader who would arrange all the activities,trips and outings. It would be a great opportunity tomeet new people and see new sights.

The trips could include; the seaside, themeparks, playing games, trips to the zoo, campingetc... Whatever the trip involved, it would givechildren and teenagers a chance to have an outingand meet and make new friends. All that would berequired would be a small fee that would pay forthe Outing and transportation.

On the nights that you go to the Youth Club youcould: play pool, watch TV, have organizedactivities and even just hang around with yourfriends. Alternatively, the younger children could bedoing activities such as: painting, baking, playingwith toys, paper mashie and making things etc…

The idea is that there is somewhere you can goto play or hang. Also, there could be a homeworkclub; an area which children can form a studygroup. If they can’t concentrate or need help withthe homework, then they can work as a team anddo it together.

The youth club wouldn’t have to just cater for theyounger end of the community. It would be a greatidea for other ages to get involved. There could bea senior session with a mixed age where everyonecould meet each other. The outing for the senior

session could involve going to the seaside or havea gathering on Sunday for a meal (something thatwould get the community together).

This is only an idea but I think that it would begreat for Ossett to have a youth centre. It wouldgive people something new to experience; andhopefully give something new to Ossett.

It would be a fantastic opportunity for Ossett tohave a Youth Club, and a fantastic opportunity forour community.

However, the “Youth Club” wouldn’t have to becatered for the younger end of the community. Itwould be a great idea for the other side of thecommunity to take part. There could be an elderlyyouth club where they could go and meet newfriends. The Outing could involve trips to seasideresorts even just on a Sunday meeting and havinga meal with your community. This is only an idea,although I think that it would be great for Ossett tohave a “Youth Centre. It would give peoplesomething new to experience; and hopefully givesomething new to Ossett.

On the nights that you go you would probablyplay pool, board games activities then just hangaround in you own space with your friends. But, asyou can see the younger children will probably bedoing activities such as: painting, baking, playingwith toys, paper mashie making things etc… Theidea is that you can go somewhere to play orhang. It should also be considered to have ahomework club; have an area in which childrencan form a study group. If they can’t concentrate orneed help with the homework, then they can workas a team and do it together. This would beFantastic change for Ossett to have a YouthCentre. This is what Ossett needs!

Does Ossett need a Youth Club?

A Centre where you can meet your friends,

have fun and enjoy yourself,

with different activities to suit your personality.

Youth Club

This is what Ossett needs!☺

Taylor Kent, a student at Ossett School, has explained thetype of youth facility she would like to see in Ossett

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What is Baby Yoga?Baby Yoga sessions are fun, relaxing ways to help stimulateand develop babies in a safe and supportive environment.Baby Yoga consists of exercises for both baby and mum, andthese are intertwined with songs and fun activities. Parentslearn how to stimulate their baby’s mental and physicalabilities using gentle movements and rhythm; learn how tosettle colic; get help and techniques to induce sleep; and gainconfidence in handling their baby. Baby yoga, which complements infant massage, offers qualityphysical stimulation including flowing postures, holding,movement, touch, voice and deep relaxation. It induces ahappy, carefree and lively parent-infant interaction, whichdevelops as the baby grows. It encourages pre-verbalcommunication and enhances baby’s physical confidence.The experience of movement combined with touch is probablythe richest stimulation we can offer babies from birth. In yoga,this stimulation occurs through the mutual involvement ofparent and baby, at a pace at which the baby can absorb andintegrate it. As yoga postures induce deep relaxation in adults,so in babies they bring a state of deep contentment andpromote deep sleep. Yoga offers babies a resource that willenable them to deal positively with stress and know how torelax. The handling of the babies is a loving one, in which theconversion of a challenging movement into a safe game, toplay and enjoy, is repeated again and again. This playfulstimulation through yoga-based exercise is a powerful way ofhelping babies relish life, with all its demands, as they grow.

What are the benefits of Baby Yoga?Benefits of Baby Yoga include:• Physical - In one short session, the baby is given as much

physical activity as they would receive if they were handledand carried all day. This activity will help the baby sleepmore deeply. The baby’s behaviour will be more ‘settled’. Itprovides a daily routine of activity through which the parentcan engage constructively with their baby from birth

• Physiological / developmental - All the baby’s bodilysystems are stimulated, including the digestive and nervoussystems.

• Psychological - Baby yoga helps the parent and baby toget to know each other, enhancing communication betweenthem. Yoga helps to heal any birth trauma; the baby will alsobe better equipped to deal with shocks. The baby’senjoyment of the positive stress of yoga will increase thebabies ability to cope with future challenges. Through thehigh quality attention the baby receives from it’s parents, thebaby learns to interact with others and play actively, thedeep relaxation that is part of yoga helps parents cope withthe stresses of early parenting.

How can I find out more about Baby Yoga Classes?Baby Yoga classes are currently being run in the Wakefieldarea at a number of Children’s Centres and Health Centres.Classes usually last for 1 hour per session for a 6 weekcourse, and are suitable for babies from 6 weeks to crawling.A class size of no more than 10 works well. Parents attending recent sessions in Wakefield have benefitedas follows:• Young mums with little experience of motherhood gaining

confidence holding and interacting with their baby• Mums who have struggled to bond with their baby have

found that Baby yoga has helped them in this area• Coping with colic, and helping to ease the babies’ distress• Improved sleep among the babies attending• Social interaction for mums in a baby-centred environment

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1st PrizeDanielle Kellett (10-12yrs)Imogen Hinchcliffe (7-9yrs)Ellie Taylor (6yrs and under)

2nd PrizeLauren McQueen (10-12yrs)Alana Clemenson (7-9 yrs)Kieran Ellis (6yrs and under)

On Saturday 9th August, as part oftheir 1st anniversary celebrations,Lucy Art announced the winners oftheir Children’s PaintingCompetition.

As a family-run business, Lucy Arthad decided upon the theme of‘family & friends’ and in theupcoming weeks found themselvesinundated with creative and excitingentries from local children of all ages.

It was a hard decision to make butthe Lucy Art team managed to decideon the worthy winners; all received afantastic selection of art supplies andthe lucky 1st prize winners had theirpaintings printed on to canvas to takepride of place in their home!

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Do you rememberthose TV showsthat were all about

“instant gardening”? I always thought it tookthe pleasure out of the planning, watching,marvelling and evolving of a garden. Thatslow side of gardening is what is the mostexciting. I love to see the changes markingthe passing of time. I always remember MontyDon writing that in order to feel alive heneeded the soil on his hands and in his nailsand he had to dig daily. I know exactly whathe means. I read about sporting fanaticsneeding their “fix” of exercise, and I realisethat I’m like that with soil and gardening.There’s no excuse to stay away from theallotment (Lottie), even when the weather isnot on your side. I call it “The Lure of theLottie.” The allotment has a kind of hypnoticpull. It’s like a horticultural version of a siren;although only good can come from it. I’vealways been interested in horticulture as

therapy and blow me down with a feather, it’sa real therapy! Look it up on the web, thereare many great sites to inform you of thegoodness of gardening. Being down on theplot is a real antidote to modern living. Life isso busy, hectic, full on, but gardening issomething you can’t speed up. The slowmovement is gaining followers and a return tolife in the slow lane is making a come back.Horrah! As I write it’s actually NationalAllotment week (yes there is one!). This fillsme with great warmth. The importance of theland, taking life at a healthy pace, thegrowing of your own food and knowing thesource are now seen as part of the lifebalance. Pick up your spade and join in therevolution! (slowly).

Question Time(Send your questions to [email protected])

Question from Malcolm: “Dear Lolo, which is thebest green manure to sow at this time of year?

Lolo’s reply: Good question Malcolm: Winter beans,Italian rye grass or grazing rye are good to sow inautumn and dig in the spring. Get green and grazinggrass crazy!

Keep some sun in your soul,

OUT AND ABOUT:• Last chance to plant strawberries for next year.

• Collect your own seeds. Take a look at TheHeritage Seed Library (Garden Organic) for allthe old varieties our recent ancestors grew.

• Cover your cabbage well and keep checking.Them there pesky pigeons must have inventedthe phrase “where there’s a will there’s a way”.

• Lift root veg (beetroot, maincrop carrots &turnips). Store in a dry place.

Lolo x

Welcome again to our series dedicatedto all things green and garden based...Lottie will be sharing her secrets withus, but if you have some tried andtested tips, we’d love to hear from you!

September

In September• We’ve had so much rain and flash flooding that I

don’t feel the need to mention watering!

• Harvest maincrop potatoes on a sunny day; liftdry and store. Also your last onions areharvested. Also keep harvesting late raspberriesand blackberries; fresh beans, autumncauliflowers and Florence Fennel. Leave parsnipsin as the frost makes them sweet.

• Start a new compost heap…go on..you know youwant to. There’re plenty of ingredients at yourfingertips on the plot.

• The digging time begins so that you can improveyour soil. Clay soil needs a good digging beforethe rains make it unworkable.

• Plant garlic. For it to grow well it needs the coldweather.

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Dates for your diary

Deadline for Oct Issue: 15th SeptemberEmail:[email protected]

Friday 19th SeptemberWakefield Jazz - Tim Whitehead’s QuartetTickets £12 / £10 www.wakefieldjazz.org.uk

Saturday 20th SeptemberYorkshire Cancer Research Coffee Morning Ossett Community Centre, 10 am – 12 noon Admission: 70pContact: Mrs Whitehead on 01924 274830e-mail: [email protected] Thursday 25th SeptemberTalk by Tim Melling on 'SpitzbergenWakefield & District Local RSPB GroupOssett Community Centre,Prospect Rd, Ossett.Start 7.30pm Cost £1 members £2.50 non -members. All welcome.Friday 26th SeptemberGet Down to Brass Tacks Ossett Town Hall at 7.00 for 7.30 pm.Presented by Horbury's Victoria Band with theRotary Club of Horbury and Ossett Phoenix.Tickets: £5 on the door & from The Black Olive &Good Health on Queen St, Horbury & FunnyFoods, Station Rd Ossett. Contact 01924 275784Friday 26th SeptemberWakefield Jazz - Dave Newton TrioTickets £14 / £12 www.wakefieldjazz.org.ukSaturday 27th SeptemberTalon - the Best of the Eagles at Ossett Town HallDoors Open 7pm Show starts 8pmTickets £15 each from Ossett Town Hall or OssettReview Office, Bank Street, Ossett01924 302999 / 01924 260500Friday 3rd OctoberWakefield Jazz - Benn Clatworthy QuartetTickets £12 / £10 www.wakefieldjazz.org.ukWednesday 8th - Saturday 11th OctoberSleeping Beauty Presented by Crigglestone Theatre Company(incorp. Kids from Crigg) at Lupset Lodge SocialClub, Horbury Road, Wakefield.Weds - Fri: 7.15pm performances Sat: 2.15pm Tickets £8 adults, £7 conc, £5 under 16's. Contact 01924 265 829 for ticketsFriday 10th OctoberWakefield Jazz - Peter King QuartetTickets £12 / £10 www.wakefieldjazz.org.ukSaturday 11th OctoberTHE FUJITA PIANO TRIO of Japan perform theTrioin B Flat by Schubert with music by Haydn,

Mendelssohn andShostakovich. Jubilee Hall, Margaret Street, WakefieldConcert commences at 7.30pm. Admission £10with concessions, at the door. More informationon 01924 371546 (Wakefield Concert Society)Saturday 11th & Sunday 12th OctoberThe Big DrawAs part of Family Learning Week and The BigDraw, join in free sketching and scribbling fun.Free event. National Coal Mining Museum, Overton,WakefieldTel: 01924 848806 www.ncm.org.ukSaturday 11th October A Century of Musical GoldOssett Town Hall, 7.30 pm The Elizabethans' celebrate 100 years of OssettTown Hall, featuring The Elizabethans' Chorus,e.chaos and West Yorkshire Brass. Ticketsavailable from Ossett Review Office from 15thSeptFriday 17th OctoberWakefield Jazz - John Etheridge/Christian GarrickTickets £12 / £10 www.wakefieldjazz.org.ukFriday 17th OctoberWakefield Jazz - Alan Barnes OctetFounders Day Presentation - all ticket eventTickets £15 / £13 www.wakefieldjazz.org.ukSunday 19th OctoberA Proms Brass & Voices Concert with WestYorkshire Police BandPresented by Wakefield Operatic Society atWakefield Theatre Royal. Concert starts 7.15pmTickets from £11 - £13 from Theatre Royal BoxOffice on 01924 211311 or Wakefield TouristInformation Centre in the Bull Ring.Thursday 23rd OctoberTalk by Rev Hugh Linn on 'Corner of an Island-Anglesey Wakefield & District Local RSPB GroupOssett Community Centre, Prospect Rd, Ossett.Start 7.30pm Cost £1 members £2.50 non -members. All welcome.Saturday 8th November Christmas Craft FairOssett Town Hall, 10.00am till 1.30pmLots of crafted goods by local craftspeople.Home made cakes, refreshments and a KidZone. ADMISSION FREE. Organised by The Elizabethans'

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B. & J. TravelCoach Hire•Excursions•Group HolidaysFriday 12th - Monday 15th December 2008

Tinsel & TurkeyAt Warners Bodelwyddan Castle

£205-00 per person (£30-00 Single Supplement)

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Ossett Town CentrePartnership

Annual General Meetingfollowed by usual monthly meeting

September 17th at 7.00pmOssett Town Hall (Court Room)

All welcome with an interest in Ossett Town Centre

Trinity Church Open DayChurch Street, Ossett

10am - 4pm• Church Tower Open

• Vintage Cars • Games & Stalls • Refreshments

Buffet and Dance at Kendall Hall Ossett School

7.00pm until 11.00pm (bring your own drink)

Music by Silver Leaf Jazz BandAdults £8 under 5's free

Tickets available from Church office

Ossett Town Hall• GUIDED TOURS around Mayors Parlour &

Council Chamber 10am - 12pm

• Compton Theatre Organ on display

Historic Town Centre TrailFun for the Whole Family

Starts at Ossett Town Hall & ends atTrinity Church - approx 40 min walk.

Competitions and fun for all the familyInformation packs available

from Ossett Town Hall between 10am & 12noon

Heritage Open DaysSeptember 13th - Ossett

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COMMUNITYreviewEd Balls MPWorking hard for Ossett as partof the Normanton Constituency

01924 898158 [email protected]

Regular advice surgeries held across the constituency on Friday afternoonsby appointment. Urgent appointments arranged by contacting Ed’s office.

CONTACT ED:• WRITE TO 54 High Street, Normanton, WF6 2AQ• PHONE 01924 898 158 • FAX 01924 894 801• EMAIL [email protected] • WEBSITE www.edballs.com

Councillor SurgeriesOssett WardCllr Peter Walker, Cllr Elizabeth Knowles

• Saturday 10.00 am - 12 noon in the

Magistrates' Room, Town Hall, Osset. The

Cllrs hold surgeries in rotation.

Cllr Terry Brown

Tel: 07932 552614 Email: [email protected]• Broadowler Stores, Broadowler Estate.

1st Monday of each month. 6.30pm - 8.00pm

• Ossett Town Hall

3rd Tuesday of each month. 12.00 noon - 2.00pm

Horbury & South Ossett WardCllr Graham JestyTel: 01924 374142 Email: [email protected] Details of surgeries to be announced

Cllr Alyson Ripley

If you have a problem at any time, call Alyson

Ripley on (01924) 262035 and she will arrange

to come and see you.

Cllr John Sharp

If you have a problem at any time, call John

Sharp on (01924) 211188 or 07896 174607 and

he will arrange to come and see you.

Horbury Art SocietyContact name: Mrs Pam Benton, tel: 01924 278441We hold weekly meetings to exchange knowledge andpaint. We organise workshops with successful artists (fullday tutorials), demonstrations by well known artists invarious media and exhibitions of work plus field trips inthe summer. Centre Arts Group Ossett Community Centre, Ossett Contact:Mrs P L Davenport, tel: 01924 362380 Description: Members meet weekly to paint and draw inmedia of their own choice. Exhibitions are held throughoutthe year. Wakefield Orchestral Windband Ossett Community Centre, Prospect Road, Ossett Rehearsals are on Thursday evening (term time)7.30-to 9.00pm, £2 per wekContact Name: Julia Percival, 01924 373260website www.geocities.com/wakefield_orchestral_windDescription: W.O.W. is a brass and wind band primarilyaimed at adults. However, players of Grade 5 standardare welcome at any age. We play a variety of musicincluding film music and musicals.Horbury Pageant PlayersTithe Barn Christian Centre, Westfield Road, HorburyMondays . Juniors - 7 - 8 pm Adults - 8 - 9.30 pmThursdays Juniors - 7 - 8 pm Adults - 8 - 9.30 pmAnnual Subscription Juniors £3 Adults £5£1.20 WeeklyContact Name: Maureen Walton, Tel: 01924 274556Description: Drama and Music (All ages)Revue in May - Pantomime in DecemberOssett Civic TrustMeets on the last Thursday of the month at OssettCommunity Centre, Prospect Road, Ossett at 7.30pm.New members are invited to come along. Tel: 01924 260218 or 276033 for detailswww.ossettcivictrust.co.uk

Ossett Railway GroupA programme of railway topics runs every week in OssettCommunity Centre, from the second Wednesday inOctober and then every Wednesday until April between19.00 and 21.30.If you are interested in Railways, why not come along tothe Railway Group, which was formed in 1987, where youwill be made very welcome.All aspects of the ever changing railway scene, includingsteam, diesel, electric, passenger, freight, charterworkings and preserved railways are covered using slides,videos, maps, books, magazines and lively debates.Topics are usually structured along specific lines betweenmain cities and towns. Other railway infrastructures suchas stations, signal boxes, junctions, sidings, freightcentres and branch lines which lie between the two mainlocations on the line are also covered.An admission fee is charged at each meeting.For further details contact Mike Thompson on 01924-273912.

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Perfectly Logical!A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class

that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are

designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher

split the class into two groups, male and

female, and asked them to decide for

themselves whether 'computer' should be a

masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons

for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer'

should definitely be of the feminine gender

('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their

internal logic;

2. The native language they use to

communicate with other computers is

incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in

long term memory for possible later

retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to

one, you find yourself spending half your

salary on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded

that computers should be Masculine ('el

computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you

have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data, but still can't

think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve

problems, but half the time they ARE the

problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you

realize that if you had waited a little

longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won!

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Bathrooms, Kitchens, Tiling,Plastering & Central HeatingFully Qualified Tradesmen, Free Quotations

Contact Stuart McClelland

01924 280795 or 07799 375286

PVC Facias, Gutters & Soffits

SMART-GAS UK(Formerly Horbury Gas Care)

• High Quality Service• Corgi Registered• Ex British Gas Instructor• 25 years experienceTel. Rob 01924 262603

198184

JW PLUMBINGSERVICES

Domestic Plumbing & RepairsBathroom Installations

No Job too Small * Available 7 daysTelephone Jon on:

07702 792 855 or 01924 266752City & Guilds/BPEC Certificated

KITCHEN & BATHROOM SPECIALISTS

Full service provider

Projects delivered on time and on budget

Excellent customer service record

Qualified and registered Corgi engineer

Tel: 01924 261727 Mob: 07901 692906

Driveway Security

Tel: 01924 276033Mobile: 0778 2473514M R Services & Products Ltd is a main

distributor of Driveguard Security Posts

• Telescopic Security Posts• Garage Posts

• Fold Down Posts• Ground Anchors

01924 368 645Mobile:07887 654184

Graham ScottPlastering

Apprentice Trained Plasterer

Also Skimming over artex,Rendering & Pointing

• NO VAT • Clean & Tidy •35 Years Experience

Horbury area

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• No Job Too Small • Fully Insured & Guaranteed• No Minimum Call Out Charge

Telephone: 01924 219817

Mobile: 07749 973102