Memoirs

Once upon a time there lived a Big Weenie.

He had many friends and was well-likedby many multi-cultural people.

One day, Big Weenie woke up super earlyto do Big Weenie chores.

He had to be ready for tonight, because heand his lady friend were going to Multifest!

Multifest is a place for black people.

Big Weenie loved his Lady Friend, but heknew it would never work.

She was always working at her 38 jobs,and besides, he liked other weenies.

Still, he tried to make it workwith Lady Friend.

That afternoon, he made the beststrawberry shortcake ever.

It would be sure to win him her boobies!

However, early that evening, Big Weeniegot very, very sleepy.

Still, he invited Lady Friend over to his home,but the dumb ass fell asleep on the couch.

He never woke up through all the phone callsand text messages! What a Big Weenie!

Finally, he woke up at 1:15 that night, but itwas far too late to hang out with his wang out.

He called Lady Friend to apologize,but she hates him now.

Big Weenie sighed with the realization thathe would never have her boobies.

THE END

I know you’re probably wondering how I cameup with such a good story, but it’s actually

based on true events.

Try reading it again, but instead of Big Weenieand Lady Friend,

say Trey Goff and Asia Lee.

By the way, I mean for “Big Weenie” to meansomething like “Big Douche” and not

“OMG-look-at-his-Big-Weenie”.

PS – After I woke up, it rained really badand my internet died, and then I

got a bad case of diarrhea.

God hates me, too.