I can only please one person per day Today is not your day Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I can only please one person per day Today is not your day Tomorrow is not looking good either

I love deadlines

I'm particularly fond of the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Don't be irreplaceable

If you can't be replaced,

you can't be

promoted

I don't have an attitude problem You have a perception problem

On the keyboardof life, always keepone finger on the escape key

When you don't know what to do, walk fast, and look worried

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

NeverNeverargue argue with an idiotwith an idiotThey drag You They drag You down to down to their level, their level, and and then then beat beat YouYouwithwithexperienceexperience

Today, I'm planning on being slower thana herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done

I don't suffer from stressI’m a carrier

You can go anywhere you want - just look serious and carry a clipboard

My reality check bounced!

Needing someone is like needing a parachute

If he isn't there the first time, chances areyou won't need him again

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