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To hear NASCAR tell it, Brian France is a regular Thomas Jefferson.The NASCAR chairman and CEO wants equal-ity. He wants all his race cars to be created equal.

NASCAR, like so many other professional sports, has been “trending parity” for well over a decade now, but the new car, implemented partially two years ago and fully last year, is the ultimate step.Trouble is, parity isn’t working.In 2001, 19 different drivers won races. Last year there were 12. The number has gone down in six of the last eight seasons.Two years ago, one multi-car team, Hendrick Motor-sports, won half the races. Last year three drivers -- Carl Edwards (9), Kyle Busch (8) and Sprint Cup cham-pion Jimmie Johnson (7) -- combined to win two-thirds of the races. Four teams divided up the 12 spots in the Chase for the Sprint Cup.In short, while NASCAR was making everything just alike, the rich were getting richer and the poor poorer.This comes to no surprise to one of the sport’s elite owners, Jack Roush, who doesn’t much mind.“It’s not going to be the case that a change in the car is really going to dramatically change the make-up of who wins the races and which manufacturers are domi-nant and other things,” he said. “I think the cream will rise to the top regardless.”If this pattern doesn’t change this year, NASCAR’s got problems.The facts are undeniable. In the short term, making the cars almost just alike has made the outcomes of too many races just alike. That wasn’t the plan. The teams with the most resources figured out the new car more quickly, and Victory Lane has become more and more exclusive.Last year Jeff Gordon, Matt Kenseth and Kevin Harvick didn’t win any races. Dale Earnhardt Jr. won one. Fans of those four drivers take up a hefty share of the seats in NASCAR grandstands.There is, however, hope. Perhaps there’s still a bit of “tomorrow” left in the new car. Maybe the haves will start catching up this year. It remains to be seen wheth-

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1990: Smith is #1, followed by Johnson and Wil-liams. The changing face of the American popula-tion is readily apparent further down the list, how-ever. In 1990, #8 was Wilson, followed by Moore at #9. Ten years later, those names were knocked out of their slots by Garcia and Rodriguez.• In England as a whole, the three most common last names are Jones, Williams, and Taylor. But limit the search to the Greater London area, and the top three slots are occupied by Brown, Smith, and Patel. The latter name reflects the large num-ber of Indian families who have relocated to the capital.• Until 2008, parents in Sweden had to receive approval from the national government when se-lecting a legal name for their new baby. Offensive words, culturally inappropriate terms, and some product names were considered taboo. When the law was finally repealed last year, two different families celebrated the decision by naming their new bundles of joy Budweiser and Metallica, re-spectively. (Yes, really.)• The Screen Actors Guild forbids two mem-bers to join using the same name. When Michael Keaton first came to Hollywood, he was unable to use his real name. There was already an actor named Michael Douglas, as well as a talk show host who went by Mike Douglas. Annie Hall was a hit film at the time, so he borrowed the last name of lead actress Diane Keaton. Ever since, he’s had to field questions concerning his relation to Diane or silent film star ‘Buster’ Keaton.

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er or not that is just wishful thinking.Kurt Busch finished only 18th in the standings last year -- he won the championship in 2004 -- but he sees light at the end of the tunnel.“Quite a bit of work is going down, but in the end, this Car of Tomorrow is going to be a good thing,” he said. “I can’t say that right now it’s approved by everybody’s standards, but for us and myself, the interjection of safety is obviously the key thing.”Michael Waltrip has the perspective of both driver and owner, and he’s been struggling recently in both capaci-ties. NASCAR’s decision to ban most testing hasn’t di-minished his optimism.“I might be wrong,” said Waltrip, “but I do believe that we’re learning as much or more about the new car than we ever have before with computer simulation, and with seven-post shaker machines and the wind tunnel.“I feel real confident that things are going to get better this year.”

Monte Dutton has covered motorsports for The Gaston (N.C.) Gazette since 1993. He was named writer of the year by the National Motorsports Press Association in 2008. His blog NASCAR This Week (http://nascar.rbma.com) features all of his reporting on racing, roots music and life on the road. You can e-mail Monte at [email protected].

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A: Squeaky floorboards are an annoying problem, and can be an expensive fix depending on the cause of the squeak. If the boards just squeak when stepped on and don’t sag under your weight, the sound can be minimized without too much work.Floorboards squeak because one board is rubbing against another. On a perfect floor, boards don’t rub against one another because they lie flat against the subflooring and are placed firmly side by side. Over the years, however, heat, cold and damp, as well as everyday use, cause the boards to swell and contract, sag under heavy weight, and spring up away from the subfloor.A quick fix, one that works on minor squeaks, is to squeeze graphite powder between the boards. (Some folks use talcum powder instead.) This lubricates the joints, and although the boards still rub against each other when you walk over them, the squeak will be mini-mized or disappear -- but only for as long as the lubricant stays in place.Larger squeaks and sagging boards take a bit more work. If you have access to the subflooring (unlikely in an apart-ment building), stand beneath it as someone walks across the floor above and pinpoint the squeaky areas. Then, hammer shims (thin wedges of wood) between the joist nearest the squeak and the subflooring, and put wood screws up through the subfloor to the center of each board to reattach them to the subfloor.Chances are you don’t have access to the subfloor, so you’ll have to work from the top. In this case, locate the squeaky spots and hammer finishing nails into the edges of the boards at several spots. Angle the nails slightly so they’ll have less chance to work back out. You can also re-anchor the boards to the subfloor from this direction by placing either nails or screws along the center of each board. Drill a pilot hole first, and then either drive a nail or a screw into the board, sinking the head of the nail be-low the board surface. Fill the small hole that results with wood putty to hide the nail head.If a floorboard squeaks and sags so much that you’re afraid you’ll fall through, it’s time to re-engage the atten-tion of the landlord. Check the lease laws in your state -- most lean in favor of the tenant. If the flooring problem is so severe that it impacts your ability to live comfortably in the apartment, the landlord has an obligation to fix it.

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• Comedian Albert Brooks isn’t the only member of his family who changed his name. His father took a new last name to become radio comedian Harry Parke, and his brother is better known as comic stuntman “Super” Dave Osborne. The last name that appears on each of their birth certifi -cates, however, is Einstein.• What’s the difference between having “Junior” or “II” after your name? Technically speaking, if you are given exactly the same fi rst and middle name as your father, then you are a junior. If you have the same fi rst and middle name as another relative (such as a grandfather or an uncle), and your father has a different name, then you would properly add the “II” suffi x to the end of your name. And although women tend to refrain from using it in this manner, females having the same fi rst and middle names as their mothers are also classifi ed as “juniors.”• While it’s rarely done today, traditional etiquette dictates that numerical suffi xes (III, IV, etc.) evolve as the family grows older. That is, when Aaron Bernard Cook, Jr., passes away, Aaron Bernard Cook III becomes Junior, and any other relatives also named “Aaron Bernard Cook” would move up in rank. This rule does not apply to popes or to members of royal families.• The title before a person’s name is called the “honorifi c.” Mister, Mistress, Miss, Doctor, Rev-erend, and Professor are examples of common American honorifi cs.• The use of “John Doe” as an anonymous or nameless person originated in England during the reign of King Henry VIII. Landowners with vast parcels of acreage often had to go to court to evict squatters from their property, and since they did not know the proper names of these il-legal tenants, John Doe was coined to allow them to properly complete the necessary legal docu-ments. Since every legal action required two wit-nesses, “Richard Roe” became the fi ll-in defen-dant.• Studies have shown that cats respond more readily to names that end in an “ee” sound (Frisky, Blackie, Smoky, Sparky, and so on.) Most kittens will eventually learn their names no matter how unusual or exotic, but experts recommend that those who wish to adopt an adult cat choose an “ee” name if they want him/her to learn it quick-ly.• “Max” wasn’t among the 150 most popular baby names according to the most recent U.S. census, but the name is number one in several pet categories. The most popular dog names are Max, Buddy, and Molly. For cats, it’s Max, Tig-ger, and Tiger. The list for birds reads Max, Sunny, and Buddy. “Max love” is lost, however, on more unusual pets like lizards (Iggy, Leo and Godzilla) and rodents (Buddy, Bandit and Thumper).• In the past 30 years or so, it has become pop-ular to give baby girls surname-like fi rst names like McKenzie, MacKayla, and Addison. Parents should keep in mind, however, that the prefi x Mc and Mac and the suffi x son all literally mean “son of.” So little Madison’s name, for example, actu-ally means “Son of Maude.”

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A six-year Swedish study came up with an interesting discovery: Seniors who are calm are at less risk for developing de-mentia.In the past it was believed that being highly anxious and stressed was associated with having a greater risk for dementia. On the other hand, if one had an active social life, it was believed there was a lower risk.Now, however, researchers have deter-mined that social interaction isn’t the whole story. Even if your lifestyle is very socially isolated, a low anxiety level low-ers your risk. If you’re a low-stress social butterfl y, you’re doubly covered. Lowered stress and anxiety seems to be the key to lowering the risk for dementia.Which is easier said than done. It’s more common to be stressed-out now, and a lot of us are anxious in these crazy times.

All you have to do is turn on the TV news or open the newspaper in the morning for a good dose of stress. There’s not much we can do about a lot of what’s going on, but we can control how we react to it.There are dozens of ways to lower stress, and we just have to fi nd the ones that work for us individually. Walking with a group, enrolling in a painting or sculp-ture class, or doing meditation or yoga at the senior center -- these are all effec-tive stress reducers. Get enough sleep, unplug the phone and read for an hour, or write in a gratitude journal to focus on what’s right in your life.Lowered stress levels can positively im-pact our health and mental well-being. And now we have an even greater reason to reduce our anxiety ... we’ll lower our risk for dementia.

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medals he didn’t earn and for talking about exploits he wasn’t part of. Somebody turned him in.According to an FBI press release, Dale G. Farr told people he earned his medals -- Sil-ver Star, Purple Heart and Bronze Star with V -- for gallantry in action. The medals were real, but he wasn’t.Farr claimed he was a captain in the Special Forces. (Don’t they always say that?) No, he was an Army private, briefl y. Was bounced, so they say, for misconduct.Farr said he lost his leg in Afghanistan, which is how he supposedly got the medals. Nope -- he lost his leg in a motorcycle accident. Farr got Purple Heart tags for his car. Bought a car with a veteran’s discount. It goes on and on.

The story cranked up the online blog writers, with people jabbering left and right when this fi rst came out, claiming to know Farr, claim-ing to have seen him in parades and wearing the medals and telling stories. It’s not often, I imagine, that the Attorney General’s offi ce has such a ready (and I assume willing) group of witnesses on hand to testify. I was disturbed, though, by one poster who claimed to have been bothered for more than a year by Farr’s actions. Why, we’d all like to know, didn’t he speak up in the beginning?Are YOU sitting on any information regarding a wanna-be? All it took to start the process to bring this guy down was a letter to the FBI. If you suspect someone of being a phony but are on the fence about whether to speak up, consider this a nudge. You’ll be doing all of us a favor.

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Health is MoneyMost everyone is familiar with the common cliché that “time is money.”

But consider how great an impact that illness can have on your fi nances, and you might be more likely to say that “health is money.”Health care is merely expensive, but illness can be catastrophic, even for those with health care insurance. According to the Kaiser Family Foundation, health care insurance premiums have more than doubled, increasing by 117 percent, in less than ten years. Over the same time period, general infl ation increased by 29 percent and wages by 34 percent. But that is just the cost of insurance. Annual health-care spending in the United States exceeds $6,000 per person. And, the cost of illness is responsible for about half of all bankruptcies, according to a study conducted jointly by the Harvard Law School and the Harvard Medical School.The study published in 2005 in the journal Health Affairs found that uncovered medical costs averaged $13,460 for bankruptcy fi lers with private insurance. Patients who were treated for cancer had an average $35,878 in medical debt. Most of the bankruptcy fi lers interviewed for the study were middle class income earners, and the majority were hom-eowners. Medical experts agree that most chronic ill-nesses are preventable. And, up to 90 percent of health care costs are related to the treat-

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DEAR BERNIE: This type of treatment is avail-able (for humans) in a kit at drugstores featuring a diluted solution of hydrogen peroxide. I would exercise caution in using this treatment with small dogs, however.I also strongly recommend that owners whose pets are experiencing an ear infection, either for the fi rst time or recurring, go to their veterinarian fi rst to have the ears examined. The vet should test for evidence of ear mites, a yeast infection or other cause. Ear mites can be quickly treated, but recurring ear infections can be trickier -- topical medicines often only treat the symptoms, and the cause, such as allergies, can take more time and effort to diagnose.

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