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Buckle Up
A College Road Trip Memoir
By Michaela Frantz
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Text Copyright © 2016 Michaela Frantz
All Rights Reserved
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This book is dedicated to all the strangers that have let me jump in their cars, often at the last minute. I wouldn’t have these
great stories without your willingness to get me where I need to go (although let’s be real, you
probably just did it for the gas money).
Shout out to my fam, because they are the ones who get texts really last minute about
where to pick me up and they also probably worry about whether I’ll be home in one piece.
This book is also dedicated to my fabulous friends who eagerly listen to my accounts of my latest adventures. This
includes, but is not limited to, middle-of-the-night texts about getting pulled over or a last
minute will just in case I don’t make it out alive. You guys are the reason this book exists. Special shout out to Julia and Kristina for
editing this book and to Kaitlin for taking the cover photo.
And most of all, this book is dedicated to the Almighty God I serve. He and I have gotten
so much closer on these harrowing adventures, and I know for a fact I wouldn’t still be on this earth without His divine intervention.
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Table of Contents
Preface………………………….7
Round 1…………………………9
Round 2…………………………13
Round 3…………………………18
Round 4…………………………21
Round 5…………………………26
Round 6…………………………35
Pit Stop………………………….41
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Preface
College students are known for many
things, one of which is their affinity for road
trips of all kinds. Everyone can remember
jumping into a sedan with a bunch of people to
drive through the night, only stopping for gas
and, if it’s a really good day, fast food.
I grew up as a missionary kid, which for
me means that I grew up learning to be
resourceful and scrappy. The combination of
this background with my current stage of life
means that I am fully ready to do whatever I
need to do in order to get where I need to go.
This combination also provides an opportunity
for some wild adventures and some fantastic
stories.
It all started when my mom got a
speeding ticket on our first trip down to Liberty
University, where I attend school. We had not
yet learned that the police departments of West
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Virginia and Virginia are strapped for cash, and
they patrol those hilly highways like it’s their job
(oh wait…). Soon thereafter, we got stuck
behind a painfully slow white van, also full of a
family dropping someone off at college, on a
winding, narrow parkway. From there, it was all
downhill (in more ways than one).
I hope you are able to enjoy these
stories as much as I have enjoyed living them
and telling them to my loved ones.
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Round One
I was so sure that I wasn’t going to go
home for Fall Break my freshman year. I had
decided that only wimps went home six weeks
after the first day of class, and I was
determined to let my roots sink down deep the
soil of my campus on the mountain. But then I
realized all of my friends were going home, and
I was definitely feeling homesick. I knew of a
few girls on my hall who would be going right
near my hometown, so I asked if I could join
them. We were going to leave a day early and
drive through the night, which I had never done
before, but I had confidence that they knew
what they were doing.
We hit the road on a Tuesday afternoon,
heading into the sunset. I was as excited as
any college freshman would be to go home for
the first time. That is, until I realized the driver
was snapchatting while navigating the car
around hairpin turns at speeds that were
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probably above the legal limit. I tried to tell
myself, “This is just what college kids do!”, but
that didn’t slow down my heartbeat.
A few hours into the drive, one of the
girls, Carley, found out that she couldn’t stay at
her sister’s house until the morning as she had
planned. Since she wanted to surprise her
family, we had to find a way to kill time until we
could drop her off at her parents’ house when
they woke up.
This created a bit of drama, because
there aren’t exactly a lot of places to just hang
out and wait in the middle of the night. I also
got nervous because I knew my dad needed to
know the plan before he went to sleep, or else
he would wake up to leave way too early. After
we dropped one girl off in Ohio, we began to
figure out a plan. The other two girls, Carley
and Brittani decided that we would stop at
Brittani’s friend’s house to sleep for a bit until
we could head to Carley’s house.
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We were driving on back roads in the
middle of the night and my job was to navigate
and to keep the driver awake (this has since
become a theme in my life). It’s amazing the
kinds of deep conversations you will have
when you’re extremely sleep-deprived and
simultaneously very excited.
We only ended up getting to sleep for an
hour, which meant that I felt much worse when
I woke up than when I fell asleep. At that point,
all that mattered was getting home. We met my
dad in a Walmart parking lot and I practically
knocked him over in my excitement. The still-
fresh memory of him sobbing in the driveway
as I pulled away six weeks prior made that
moment extra special. We sped home, hoping
to catch my siblings by surprise before they left
for school, since they thought I was coming
home the next day. I walked in the door as my
brother was grabbing breakfast and the look of
confusion on his face was priceless. We all
hugged and my siblings barely had time to
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process the surprise before they had to head
out the door to school.
After they left, I promptly passed out and
then proceeded to have one of the best
weekends of my life. Here’s to hopping in cars
with upperclassmen and driving through the
night!
We sure know how to make use of space!
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Round Two
This book would not be complete
without mentioning bus rides from Louisville to
Chicago as the last leg of a few of my journeys
home. I have a couple of friends who live in
Louisville, so sometimes it makes sense to ride
with them and then catch a Megabus the rest
of the way. While I love riding with my friends, I
am not a big fan of the whole bus experience.
It often involves waiting in the cold, listening to
very passionate dissatisfied passengers, and
sitting in uncomfortably close quarters for long
periods of time.
The first time I attempted taking the bus,
it was a great experience. Once my friends and
I finally found the poorly marked bus stop in the
middle of downtown Louisville, that is. The guy
I sat next to was fantastic--a dream seatmate.
We were able to talk about God and how He
has led our lives, and he offered suggestions
for where my dad might be able to find a job.
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We were also content to have our own quiet
time, which I needed at the end of the
seemingly infinite travel day. This experience
tricked me into thinking it would always go that
smoothly. Ha.
The best, and worst, story I have from
the bus happened last year. The way the bus
route is designed, we stopped just outside of
Louisville. This seemed weird to me, because
at that point we had only been driving for 20
minutes, but what do I know? At a huge truck
stop we all got out and tried to take advantage
of our only chance to eat and pee before the 6
hour ride began.
The girl sitting next to me seemed
agitated. She was on the phone and apparently
was talking to her boyfriend, wishing she didn’t
have to leave. When we got back on the bus at
the end of the break, she was no longer sitting
next to me. The bus driver got on the
loudspeaker and said, “If someone sitting by
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you isn’t here, this is your chance to let me
know, otherwise we’re leaving!”
My heart started to pound as I glanced
around, thinking maybe she had just moved to
a different seat. The words “My seatmate’s not
here!!!!” caught in my throat and before I knew
it, we were pulling out of the rest stop.
Fortunately, I had the next 6 hours to fully let
the guilt and anxiety settle in and set up shop. I
kept wondering if she ever made it to her
destination or whether she was still stuck at
that truck stop, 20 minutes away from where
we had begun, all because I was a chicken. I
prayed and prayed that she was okay and that
she wouldn’t hunt me down and kill me.
That experience alone was enough to
turn me off to the whole Megabus experience,
but I had another interesting ride that really
sealed the deal for me. I get really anxious
when I ride public transportation because I
desire to be outgoing and get to know the
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people I sit with, but it can also be extremely
awkward. I always have to give myself a pep-
talk about how whoever sits next to me is
another valuable human being and it’s a good
opportunity to be kind and interested in their
life. I do my best to put myself out there, even if
it’s uncomfortable.
On this particular ride, I got on the bus
and sat down next to a girl who had taken the
window seat. I think I tried to say hi, but she
barely acknowledged my existence. She sat
there with her hood up and headphones in,
staring straight ahead the entire time. The only
time she spoke was to let me know she
needed to get off at her stop. Talk about
awkward seatmate situations! Thankfully, it
didn’t completely scar me and I still try to at
least be friendly to the people I sit next to.
Public transportation isn’t a normal part
of my current stage of life, but when it is, I
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definitely get some great story material out of
my experiences.
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Round Three
At the end of Thanksgiving break my
freshman year, I rode back to school with a guy
in my brother dorm and his sister. Less than
twelve hours before we were supposed to
leave, I started to panic because he had not
gotten back to me about where and when to
meet them. He finally responded, so my dad
and I left for their house bright and early.
I should have known it was going to be
a long day when I saw that they had stashed a
whole day’s worth of food in their arm rest
compartment. Apparently they were from one
of those families where you avoid stopping at
all costs. Three hours into the drive, they
decided to switch drivers. They went back and
forth deciding whether they should pull into the
shoulder, and their conclusion was that they
could switch while driving. WHILE DRIVING! At
eighty miles an hour down the highway! I
proceeded to watch in horror as one held the
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steering wheel while they climbed over each
other. You can’t make this stuff up.
Everyone knows that the weekend after
Thanksgiving is the busiest time to road trip,
and once we got to West Virginia, we hit some
nasty traffic. Our driver kept turning his head to
the right and to the left, even though we were
stopping and going quite a bit. I knew exactly
what was going to happen seconds before it
actually did, and I watched it unfold in slow
motion. We rear-ended the SUV in front of us.
Both cars pulled into the shoulder, and the
driver of the SUV got out to survey the scene.
We hit his trailer hitch, so the only damage was
to our car. He still wanted a police report just in
case, so we proceeded to wait a good half an
hour until a police car could get to us.
By the time we hit the stretch of windy,
narrow roads near the end of the trip, it was
late at night and we were very low on gas. The
sister was driving and she took the turns a bit
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too fast, probably because we were all antsy to
get home. I began to picture us stuck in the
middle of the mountains with an empty gas
tank and the thought was not comforting in the
least. We FINALLY stumbled upon a tiny gas
station in a town you would miss if you blinked
as you drove past.
Needless to say, I was incredibly
relieved when that ride came to an end.
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Round Four
The most life-threatening journey (so
far) took place over Spring Break of my
sophomore year. I was planning to ride with
two other girls from the Midwest in a rented
sedan, and things were looking good. I walked
out of my last class an hour before we were
going to leave, and I was surprised to see
snowflakes in the air. I packed up my things,
got in the car, and looked forward to soon
being home sweet home. Unfortunately, we
spent the next hour trying to get off campus
due to accidents and the fact that everyone
and their mother were trying to leave campus
at the same time.
I soon realized that we were headed into
the mountains, in the dark, in the middle of a
blizzard. I requested that we pull over and
figure out whether this was a wise decision or
not. After consulting parents and other
students heading home, we decided to at least
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try. My one condition was that we could
definitely NOT take the Blue Ridge Parkway, a
dangerously windy two-lane road through the
mountains. With the help of my trusty Maps
app, I skillfully guided us a different way. Then
my phone decided to take us on a one lane,
unplowed residential road for a few miles. That
was the first time we almost slipped off the
road into a ditch. Had I known there would be
more close calls, I probably would have
jumped out of the car right then and there.
The roads would be really bad for a
while, and then they would clear up and I
would sigh with relief, thinking we were past
the worst of it. Then, it would get even worse
than it had been before and I would resume my
white-knuckle grip on the door handle and my
desperate pleas to God that we would live
through the night. The girls in the front were
calm, cool and collected. Needless to say, I
was not.
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As it got darker outside, my stress level
continued to rise on the inside. We were
driving on mountain roads with semi-trucks as
our only companions. At one point we were on
a two-lane road with lots of other cars and I
knew that if we slipped even a tiny bit, we were
probably toast. I made multiple pleas to stop
and get a motel room for the night, arguing that
it was not wise to risk our lives over a few
hundred dollars. They considered it a couple of
times, but we kept going. According to my
count, the final tally of times that we almost
died was four. That’s exactly four too many for
my taste.
Around midnight, after we had been
driving for ten hours, we had finally escaped
the snowstorm. We stopped so that the other
two girls could eat, and I made the incredibly
providential decision to invest in coffee and
chocolate. Upon returning to the car, I was
informed that it was my turn to keep the driver
awake. The next hours consisted of me on an
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adrenaline and caffeine high, chatting a million
miles a minute with the driver in hopes of
keeping us all alive. It’s amazing the
conversations you can have with a near-
stranger while driving through the night.
We dropped one girl off about six hours
later, thinking we were so close to where were
going to meet our parents. The very thought of
arriving at our destination was all we needed to
keep us going. Until…we hit morning rush hour
traffic in Chicago. We were horrified. It got to
the point where we were giving each other
multiplication problems as I physically held my
eyelids open because we were so tired and so
done. It didn’t help that we went to the wrong
place and had to figure out how to get to the
other side of the highway. When we finally
pulled into a parking space, we both exhaled
and laughed at the absurdity we had just
experienced. I told her that I felt like we were
war veterans, bonded forever by the obstacles
we had faced and overcome.
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I practically collapsed in my dad’s arms
as the caffeine, sugar and adrenaline wore off
all at once and I was left exhausted and with
low blood sugar. I had never been so happy to
see him in all my life. When I walked in the
door at home, I grabbed a cookie that was
sitting on the counter, shoved it in my face,
chugged some water and headed to the
basement where I planned to crash for a very
long time.
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Round Five
Not all of my road trips have been with
crazy strangers or close friends. Some of them
have consisted of just me, a borrowed car, tons
of snacks and the open road. The first solo
road trip I took happened during freshman
year. I was dying to see Rend Collective open
for Kari Jobe in Northern Virginia, and I had
convinced a friend to drive up with me for the
concert and then stay at my distant relative’s
house in Richmond. I had never met this
relative, but that didn’t faze me one bit. I was
determined to see my favorite band.
The day of the concert, I woke to a text
from my friend saying she couldn’t go after all
due to a work conflict. The air quickly deflated
from my balloon of excitement and I
immediately went into problem-solving mode.
At one point I was furiously typing a
paper that was due in the class I was skipping
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so that my friend could turn it in for me, while
also waiting on a text from another friend about
whether I could borrow her car for the night. I
ended up getting the green light from that dear
girl in just enough time for me to leave and
drive four hours and make it to the concert. I
even had time to use my Chipotle gift card for
dinner.
I literally spent $80 on gas to sit in an
auditorium and hear Rend Collective play five
songs, just to drive another two hours and get
a wink of sleep before driving the rest of the
way back for my 8:50 class the next morning. I
was a stubborn freshman, there’s no doubt
about it. It was way more fun to go on a
spontaneous road trip with two friend a few
months later to see Rend Collective again and
make a lot of memories together along the
way.
When my cousin got stationed in
Charleston last May, I was ecstatic because
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that meant I would get to visit one of my
favorite people in one of the best cities on the
east coast. While he was still in boot camp, I
planned a whole camping trip with friends to go
visit him. I picked out a cabin, planned the
meals and I was PUMPED. One by one,
friends dropped out and a couple of days
before the trip, the one friend left standing told
me she couldn’t go either. This presented a big
problem because we were going to drive her
car (this seems to be a theme…).
I scrambled once again to find a car to
borrow and see if I could pull this trip off,
despite the odds. I contacted my friend from
freshman year who had allowed me to borrow
her car before and she said I could take it to
Charleston for the weekend. Since my friend
who was going with me had to cancel last
minute, she offered to still make the
reservation for the campground cabin we were
planning to stay in, so that solved the problem
of where I would stay overnight.
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The last piece of the puzzle I needed to
figure out was where to stay on the other two
nights of the trip. I had previously traveled
down to Columbia, SC (which is an hour and a
half from Charleston) with a friend when she
needed her license renewed. I asked her on a
whim if perhaps I could stay at her house on
my way down and on my way back, even
though she wouldn’t be there. She quickly
responded that her parents would love to have
me and that it would be no problem at all. I
even ended up dog-sitting for them on one of
the nights since they were also out of town!
The ways these trips come together are always
so wild, but I guess sometimes you just have to
think outside the box!
On my way down, I decided to stop in a
park for a walk and some reading. I also chose
go out of my way to stop at a French bakery in
Charlotte, because I had heard so much about
how cute it was. Honestly, it was a charming
cafe, but I started to realize that sometimes
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adventures just aren’t as fun when you’re by
yourself.
Awkward self-timer pictures ftw
I was able to enjoy my visit with my
cousin, trying to see as much of the town as
we could in just a couple of days. Right before I
was going to head back to school I decided to
stop at Auto Zone since the “check engine”
light had been on for a while. I was terrified that
it would be something dangerous, but
thankfully I was still able to drive the car back
safely.
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Making the most of a windy day
Another fun fact about me is that I love
to follow blogs, especially those by young
entrepreneurs and moms, and I often follow my
favorite bloggers on Instagram as well. I have
long dreamed of meeting some of these
women in real life, and when I realized that a
handful of them live within a few hours of my
college, I began to brainstorm. I had reached
out to a few ladies when I started planning my
trip, and I had made a definite plan to visit the
church where one of the women is a pastor’s
wife.
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Sunday morning, I drove into the city by
myself, hoping to arrive early so I could chat
with Jess and her family before church started.
I felt a little bit awkward, because I had kind of
assumed that since I had told her I was
coming, that it would be natural to introduce
myself and have a conversation. But it wasn’t. I
felt like a stalker, waiting for her to have a free
moment and then telling her who I was. Our
conversation was short and nothing
spectacular, but it was a good lesson that
putting people on a pedestal is not really worth
the time and energy. It’s more effective to just
invest in the people that are already around
you.
I had also planned a picnic with another
blogger in Charlotte on my way back from
Charleston. In order to pull this off, I stayed for
a while in Columbia (at the college where my
friend’s mom works) to work on homework so
that I would reach Charlotte at the right time.
The family I was going to meet was also on the
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road, heading home from a trip of their own.
They ended up hitting traffic, but we still arrived
at their house at the same time. I got to meet
the mom, her husband and her three children
and got to tour her shop. We talked about life
and various things we have learned along the
way and it was just a fun little bonus to my
adventure!
Of course, we had to snap a picture!
My second trip to Charleston was in
October of my junior year for my cousin’s
wedding and graduation. I had texted him the
week before asking him when he was
graduating and if he wanted me to come, and
he responded, “It’s next Friday and I’m also
getting married that day so if you could come
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that’d be great”. Talk about a two-by-four to the
head. My friend offered her car minutes later
and I asked if I could stay in the hotel with my
aunt, which she agreed to.
The most eventful part of that road trip
was leaving for home a little later than I had
planned and trying to race back in time to meet
my friends in the mountains for a hike. Despite
my best efforts, my plans kept deteriorating
and I had to keep telling them I was going to be
later than I had thought. I hadn’t stopped for
food at all in my hustle, and by the time I
walked into my dorm, I was in bad shape.
I walked into my friends’ room, sat down
with my head between my knees, and had to
immediately walk out to get food before I
fainted. They, being the good friends that they
are, were incredibly concerned and they
proceeded to bring me every type of food they
could think of. I think the chocolate syrup on a
spoon is what really did the trick.
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Round 6
Moriah is one of my best friends and my
trusted road trip buddy. She and I have now
logged thousands of miles in the car together,
mostly on trips to North Carolina. On one of our
first solo trips together, we headed down to
Chapel Hill to visit her grandpa in the hospital
after his surgery. I offered to drive her down
since she didn’t have a license. We left on a
Friday evening and drove to her aunt’s house,
only stopping at a sketchy gas station along
the way, and discussing all the latest
developments in her ever-exciting love life.
We REALLY love road trips
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Now, I need to explain that my close
friends know I can often carry high
expectations, especially when it comes to
weekends away. I have been known for
becoming extremely disappointed when things
don’t go my way. The last time I had gone
home with Moriah, I had been a major brat,
disappointed that we hadn’t done all the most
exciting things I had pictured in my head. I had
told Moriah that I didn’t expect anything from
this weekend in the hospital, but my reputation
preceded my (mostly) heartfelt words.
We visited her grandparents in the
hospital on Saturday morning and I came
prepared with books to occupy myself for the
day. However, we were soon on our way back
out the door with Grandma Betty in search of
lunch and donuts. After some exploring, we
brought Grandaddy a treat and checked up on
him. Once again, Moriah and I were soon
headed back out the door to Plato’s closet and
the camp where she had worked one summer.
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From my perspective, Moriah was
planning these activities because she wanted
to do them. From her perspective, she was
trying to entertain me and make sure I was
having fun, while also trying to spend time with
her grandparents.
After a stressful attempt to find some
dinner and bring it back to the hospital, we
decided to head back to Aunt Jenny’s for the
night. I had decided to visit a church 45
minutes away where an old family friend led
worship the next morning, so I dropped Moriah
off at the hospital before I went on my way. I
had also told Moriah I wanted to attend the
women’s soccer conference championship
since a few of the girls in my small group were
on the team. She had agreed, so after church I
picked her up and we headed to the game.
We already had the building tension
from the different expectations we each had for
the weekend. I was slightly drunk on kombucha
(a fermented tea drink full of probiotics that has
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an almost negligible alcohol content) and
neither of us had eaten much since breakfast.
We both get extremely hangry if we don’t
consume protein at regular intervals, so this
was dangerous territory.
I picked up Chipotle on the way, but
Moriah didn’t want any. When we arrived at the
field right as the game was supposed to start, I
quickly realized that I had wrongly assumed
the location of the game. Enter: skyrocketing
anxiety levels.
When we finally got to the field, I was
extremely eager to get into the bleachers
because I hated feeling like I was missing
something important. We were informed by the
sweet ladies at the table outside the gate that
we needed $5 cash to get in, which neither of
us had. I called my RA, who was already
inside, and she came to lend me the money.
Moriah decided she would rather wait in the
car. I was not too happy about that turn of
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events, but I walked in with my Chipotle, too
frustrated to argue.
I thought my sweet friend just didn’t care
about something that meant a lot to me, when
really she had valid reasons for not coming in
with me. But of course, we didn’t stop to
communicate in a civil way right then. I spent
the game both furious at her and anxious about
the close game. It ended up going into
overtime and a shoot-out, meaning that Moriah
ended up spending more than 2 hours in the
car, still starving.
After the game, a girl asked if she could
ride the two hours home with us and I was
slightly relieved to have a buffer to protect me
from what I knew would be an icy trip. Walking
up to the car was terrifying, but Moriah ended
up moving to the backseat and our new
passenger and I talked the whole time. I
dropped them off and walked across campus
to cool off.
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Thankfully, we were able to talk it all out
a few days later and we both learned a LOT
about ourselves and each other. I have gone
home with her a few times since then, and we
have made some amazing memories.
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Pit Stop
Well, friends, those are the best stories
from my road trips so far. Who knows, maybe
I’ll collect enough to write another volume
someday. In the meantime, thank you so much
for investing in this little creative project of
mine!
THE END
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