2. Timon grew up, but has... Odd habits. What are you doing
Timon?
The Quibbler says if yooowub your face on kitty, it tuwns your ears
gween!
... Right.
3. Simba continued the Gladrags family tradition of glitchy faces
when they score.
WOOP! I win!
4. *GASP* You stay away from my simmies nasty burglar!
Luckily we have an alarm system. Phew! (I usually forget- the day
one of my families was wiped out because I forgot to put a fire
alarm or a phone in still haunts me *sniff*)
Shenzi saw burglar! Shenzi called the police!
5. Youre going down for a long time, chubby cheeks.
Thats horrible!
You just tried to rob my familys house!
But that was just uncalled for!
Even I admit that was cold, Bethan.
Shut up!
What a bully
*sniff*
6. Humphrey
Norma
The cats grew up! And... Are really boring looking. They look
exactly like Fred! How with Tiggers genes can you look so
ordinary?
I agree with the burglar, you are mean.
Awww.
Liz
7. Hello Mr Doggie!
I am no dog, foolish girl. Still, she has treats.
Youre name is going to be Kimura*!
Ugh... My name is not Kimura, it is Balin. What is it with this
family and weird names?
*Kimura is named after Mr Kimura from AzumangaDaioh, a creep semi
perverted teacher obsessed with teenage girls. Who I still love,
ironically. Look him up.
8. And hes coming up the last straight, Gladrags in the lead, hes
set to break the world record...
YEAH! I win again!
Hes becoming quite competitive. Its a tad worrying O_O
9. Time for Zazu to grow up! I wonder whether shell luck even
cuter?
Yay! Miraculously shes not a knowledge sim, though to my own
incompetence I didnt write down her aspiration of LTW to put on the
powerpoint. My bad.
10. Timon is as sweet as ever. What you doing now dear?
Curing Mr Teddy!
Of what? Are you playing doctors?
His wackspuwts!! She hit the teddy against the floor. His head was
full of them!
... Right.
11. Zazu looks fetching in her new glasses. All she ever does is
study and skill, Im getting worried for her social life.
12. If Tigger was going to stop Rumos affair, he needed
information. Information on the other bird. The only way he could
think of to get it was to call in a favour from an old
friend.
Kat*, you came!
Anything for you Tigger. Now the woman youre looking for, shes a
red bird, by the name of Becky. She likes pina coladas and getting
caught in the rain.
And making love at midnight?
You betcha. Now, I must continue my surveilance. Adieu!
*Agent Kat is a character in wonderfulweirdos lesser known series,
The Spiderpigs. Read it, Be disturbed by it, Love it.
13. And like that, Kat had vanished like a phantom down a back
passage...
Tigger sniffed. So much to learn...
14. He located Beckys place of residence easily, it was incredibly
close to where Rumo was perched.
HEY! You, Becky!
Yes? She had an American southern accent, a real contrast to
Cecilias posh english accent.
I know what youre doing with Rumo, and its not right.
15. She gasped. How did you find out?
I have my ways. Stay away from him, hes a married bird!
But he loves me, he told me so! Hes going to leave Cecilia-
Havent you heard of the sanctity of marriage?!
16. Were in love, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Stay away from Rumo, or youll have me to answer with. Right?!
He walked away.
17. Timon grew up into a highly colourful little child.
YAY! Now I can search for Crumple Horned Snorkacks!
18. Hey Zazu!
Hi Simba. What are you doing?
Im just thinking about the heir poll.
What about it?
What to do when I win!
Zazu laughed You havent won yet, Simba! It could be me or Shenzi or
Timon.
Sure, Zazu, if you want to believe that.
His behaviour might be seen as annoying, but Zazu loved how
confident Simba was.
So what are you going to do if you-
When, Im heir.
Yes, when youre heir.
Im going to be the best heir ever! Just you wait and see!
19. Im gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
But Simba, you dont realise that theres only a 25%-
20. Im gonna be the main event, like no king was before, Im
brushing up Im looking down, Im working on my roar!
Oh I just cant wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look Im standing spotlight!
21. Not yet! Zazu cried. Hes going to be so disappointed if hes not
heir she thought.
Ah well. Let him enjoy himself.
22. Oh I just cant wait to be king!
Oh I just cant wait to be king!
Oh I just cant wait...
... To be king!
Yeah!
23. At about 11 at night- hence the jammies- there was another
birthday party. This time is was for Shenzi. I love her to bits, so
heres hoping shell grow up well!
Again, I cant remember her aspiration or LTW. Sorry : (
24. Bubbles BubblesBubbles! The Snorkacks will love these
babies!
Kimura! You came back!
Naturally, human girl. No wolf can resist the taste of Charleston
Chew!
Were best friends, isnt that right Kimura?
Whatever. Give me another chew!
25. Olga! Olga! I got an A+!
Simba?! A little thing called privacy?
26. Becky had been thinking about when Tigger had confronted her.
She loved Rumo, and wasnt going to back down without a fight. What
she needed was a cat on her side...
She did? Humphrey was stunned by Beckys story.
Yes. Shes really controlling, and never lets him do anything.
Poor Rumo...
27. We met and fell in love. Hes going to leave Cecilia for me, but
hes worried about how shell react. Then people come round accusing
me of breaking up marriages!
How awful!
I know...
You poor thing. Dont worry, hell leave her soon.
But thats the problem, she wont let go. Shell sink her claws into
him and either persuade him to stay or take him for everything he
has!
28. I want to talk to her and say that she has to move on, but she
looks a lot stronger than me. What I need is someone to do it for
me...
... How about I do it?
Really? Youd do that for me?
Yeah! Ill make sure that Cecilia understands that shes been
treating him like dirt for too long!
29. Whatre you doing, Timon?
Im going fishing for plimpies. Im going to make Plimpy soup and
sell it!
Oh, thats good. What are you going to buy with the money?
Some radish earings, and another months subscription to the
Quibbler if Im lucky.
30. Vroom, vroom vroom! When Im heir Ill have lots of money and buy
myself a big yacht! Yeah!
The ghosts have taken to haunting the microwave. Theyre still
p*ssed at me for deleting their beds.
31. Zazu continues to study constantly.
Come dance sweetie! Dunstan called.
Not now dad, Ive got to max cooking!
A ghost! But I did what it said in the Quibbler, the ghosts are
supposed to like me now! Great Grandma, why?!
My bed! Thats why!
32. ...And she knows all about it!
Really? Poor Cecilia... Audrey sighed. I always knew that Rumo was
no good. Ever since my first exorcism.
Tigger moved swiftly past exorcism. So thats why we need to stop
it!
Im in.
33. Kimura, Shenzi got you more Charleston Chews!
Good work, human female.
Who wants a belly rub!
I do! This one has been good to me... Its nearly time.
34. Zazu got a part time job in the Education Career.
Unfortunately Dunstan came home from work at the same time, and it
glitched. He came back from work at the same time as Zazu in the
end, which whilst annoying got him promoted... As did Zazu :
)
35. And shes threatening to ruin him if he leaves! WHY CECILIA,
WHY?!?!
*ahem* So, will you help me get to Cecilia?
Of course! said Norma.
36. This might be a good time to show you all the fights thatd have
happened between the cats:
Humphrey Vs Norma- Norma won
Humphrey Vs Liz- Liz won
Liz Vs Norma-Liz won
Humphrey Vs Audrey- Humphrey won
37. Team Cecilia
Cecilia
Tigger
Audrey
Team Becky
Becky
Humphrey
Norma
This is getting tense. At the moment, the cats are divided between
Team Cecilia and Team Becky. Liz is as of yet undecided. She may be
supreme fighter, but shes not taking sides. Who shall Rumo choose,
his wife or his mistress?
38. Should I even ask?
Burnt muffin is good for cats. It gives them a glossy coat.
Riiight.
YAY! Zazu got promoted, another cause for celebration. It seems
like nothing can go wrong for the Gladrags family at the
moment.
*whisper whisper*
Why shouldnt I say that?
*whisper whisper*
Thats a stupid superstition. Honestly, just because I said nothing
can go wrong for the Gladrags family doesnt mean-
39. Kimura!
Stop calling me that ridiculous nickname child.
You seem jumpy tonight. Shenzi will give you a belly rub.
Ive just about had it with all this third person rubbish.
Shenzi kneeled down and patted his head.
Turn that frown upside down!
Kimuras matted brown fur was a blur. He bit Shenzis hand, his sharp
white teeth glinting in the darkness.
Ow! She examined the small cut on the end of her finger. Crimson
blood was oozing out of the wound.
Bad Kimura!
She ran into the kitchen, and fixed herself up with a
plaster.
Why would Kimura hurt Shenzi?
40. At that moment, Caractacus came into the kitchen. Hey Shenzi!
Whats up?
Shenzi was... Shenzi hesitated. Should she tell her father about
the dog that had bitten her? ... Cutting vegetables and Shenzi
caught her hand on the knife.
Oh, you poor thing. Lets make it better. He tickled her
ferociously.
Dad! Stop, stop it tickles! She giggled.
Thats just what you want me to do. he smiled. When she was laughing
so much that she was doubled up on the floor, he stopped.
Thanks dad. You always know how to make Shenzi feel better.
No problemo! What are dads for?
41. That night, Shenzi couldnt sleep. She got up and made some
juice, thinking about that night.
There was something not quite right about Kimura...
The room began to spin. She clutched her head. Faster and faster,
the colours of the kitchen and living room blurred together, making
her nauseous, until everything went dark.
42. She fell to the floor, not knowing that that nights events
would change her life forever.
SHENZI!
43. Oh the awfully plotted drama! So Shenzi fainted, yes, I wonder
why? *COUGH*
I hope you had a nice Easter! I certainly did, chocolate eggs
galore. The most important thing that Ive done is bought a cuddly
AleksandrOrlov meerkat. Yes you may think its a con, but its just
so freakin adorable!
And now, for your pleasure, all the pictures I have that are on a
white background.
There mustalways be office equipment
Love
Bethan