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RH] IP KJT YJXR COYQHR
"PITXOTIJK"
(PVH@ P@RIVT)
QAOQ Rhaistrotijk #?421=80
Qritthk by
E.C. \oebroko
Boshd jk tmh up`jeika/ik prjdu`tijk thchvisijk smjw,
"Rh !s jt #jur Cowyhr" $B%&'()
*'+ 'mis is jkcy o sph`ucotijk s`ript&&kjt -jr prj-it,
soch jr distributijk. cc `jpyriamt bhcjkas tj B%
kivhrsoc, BhreokBrouk okd tmh writhrs.
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%6'
?(!? '+' & R+2 C+2?+R
B!0!C 64+%+R & R+286 +2&7!%++ C!?6+# 6'++R6
1+RR# *8%*+CC & R+286 %*CC+0+ BR%+ 6Q++'
1+77R+# 'EB*R & R+286 46#%=!'R!6' ?R. BRR# %*=+
1+ %R'! & R+296 E*'=+R +CC+ C+2?+R
C!?6+#
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3R+2 !6 *' #*R CQ#+R 6!''!*5
7?+ !
'+6+R
!'. R+286 *77!%+ & ?#
!k ok jvhrmhod smjt, wh shh R+2 C+2?+R os mh prhporhs tj
aj tj `jurt. =h po`hs rhstchsscy orjukd mis j--i`h ik jdd
`ir`chs, aotmhrika up sjeh pophrwjr;, o -hw phks okd mis
`hcc pmjkh os mh ejvhs objut.
%' '*
!'. R+286 *77!%+ & ?#
7rje hyh chvhc, wh `ok shh mie -rho;ika jut&&mis hyhs orh
widh, mh8s bhaikkika tj swhot, mis brhotmika is ropid okd
cobjrhd. =is bjdy ejvhs ik o :hr;y -osmijk os mh `cjshs
mis brih-`osh okd struaachs tj put jk mis tih. =h chts jut
o arukt j- -rustrotijk ot kjt bhika obch tj dj sj.
=is ossistokt 6*4=!
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6*4=!
1ust `oce djwk -jr o sh`jkd, to;h dhhp brhotmsF
R+2 trihs tj cisthk tj mhr okd scjw mis brhotmika, but jk`h
6*4=! mos tmh tih ik pco`h, mh puccs owoy -rje mhr,
rhstchss.
R+2
! `ok8t. ! :ust `ok8t. jt kjw.
6*4=!
?id yju to;h yjur CjroOhpoe
R+2
j. !8d rotmhr aj ik stroiamt. j druas.
6*4=!
But tmhy wjr; -jr yju@ #ju `ok8t ho`tcy dh-hkd o `cihkt
ci;h tmis&&
R+2
$smjuts ot 6jpmio) #ju tmik; ! djk8t ;kjw tmot ocrhody@
6*4=! -cik`mhs but soys kjtmika okd djhsk8t bo`; owoy.
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R+2 wik`hs okd puts o mokd jk mhr smjucdhr os o woy j-
opjcjay, tmhk aotmhrs up mis brih-`osh, puts jk mis suit
:o`;ht okd mhods tjwords tmh djjr j- mis j--i`h.
6*4=!
$`occs jut) %hkthr yjurshc-@
R+2 smo;hs mis mhod okd +2!'6.
%' '*
!'. %*R' =CCQ# & ?#
R+2 +'+R6 tmh `jurtmjush okd is woc;ika djwk tmh
possoahwoy tjwords tmh `jurtrjje.
R+2
$eutthrs) 3%hkthr yjurshc-,5 smh soys. cc tmot yjao
`rop. 3%hkthr yjurshc-.5 $mjcds jut mis ores) !8e `hkthrhdik tmh moccwoy. =jw 9bjut tmot
BR%+, R+28s -rihkd okd `jcchoauh, sthps up tj mie -rje o
khorby moccwoy. R+2 drjps mis ores djwk tj mis sidhs os mh
okd BR%+ woc; tjahtmhr.
BR%+
m&jm, tmhrh mh is. 'oc;ik8 tj mieshc-. Cjj;s ci;h jc8
Rh is cjsik8 it oaoik.
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R+2
$wovhs o -ikahr ot mie) ?jk8t stort witm eh riamt kjw, jr
!8cc cjsh it occ jvhr.
BR%+
#ju ocrhody did tmot ot %mristeos, rhehebhr 4hpphreikt
s`mkopps okd haakja. !t tjj; twj whh;s bh-jrh tmh sehcc
`oeh jut j- tmh `orpht. hvhr eikd yju ruikika ey bhst
suit.
R+2
!t8s yjur jwk -ouct. #ju smjucdk8t movh dorhd eh tj drik;
tmhe tjahtmhr.
BR%+
jw ! ;kjw. =ikdsiamt, twhkty&twhkty okd occ tmot&&
BR%+ rho`mhs jut okd stjps R+2.
BR%+
Rh, orh yju 6+R!*6C# ajika tj woc; iktj 1udah Copihr8s
`jurt ik tmis ;ikd j- o ejjd 6mh8cc rhoe yju. kd by
tmot, ! djk8t ehok&&
R+2
#ho, yho, yho. 1ust ;hhp yjur cittch :udah -oktosihs tj
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yjurshc- tmis ejrkika, j;oy !8e o cittchF strhsshd riamt
kjw.
R+2 storts woc;ika oaoik okd BR%+ -occs iktj sthp bhsidh
mie.
BR%+
'mis is 9o cittch9
R+2
=ovhk8t posshd jut yht.
BR%+
0jjd pjikt.
BR%+ sthhrs R+2 jvhr tj tmh wikdjw okd tmh twj j- tmhe
cjj; jutsidh. R+2 -jr`hs mieshc- tj to;h sjeh dhhp brhotms.
BR%+
*;oy, cht eh try tj mhcp.
R+2
'mhrh ajhs tmh rhst j- ey ehktoc mhoctmF
BR%+
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'hcc eh wmot bjtmhrs yju tmh ejst objut ajika ik `jurt
riamt kjw.
R+2
*m, ! djk8t ;kjw. Eoybh bh`oush jkh scip&up okd 1udah
Copihr wicc pjo`m ey boccs okd movh tmhe -jr brho;-ost.
Eoybh bh`oush !8e ajika up oaoikst jkh j- tmh 7rokdchr
Brjtmhrs, wmj dh`ieothd eh ik `jurt tmh cost tieh wh eht.
Eoybh bh`oush hvhry tieh ! sit djwk ik tmot `moir, ! swhot
sj eu`m tmh boici-- tmik;s ! wht eyshc-.
BR%+
$seichs) 6j djk8t sit djwk.
R+2
*m, yju8rh o rijt.
BR%+
j. %jeh jk. Rhehebhr wmot ?j`tjr %jmhk soid 4i`; jkh
tmika tmot shts yju j-- ejrh tmok okytmika hcsh, okd :ust
-ikd o woy tj dhoc witm tmot, tmhk cht hvhrytmika hcsh ridh.
R+2
*kh tmika. *kh tmika.
R+2 pjkdhrs tmh Duhstijk, tmhk -cops jkh ore ik tmh oir okd
chts it drjp. =h pu--s jut o brhotm.
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R+2
7ikh. +yhs.
BR%+
+yhs
R+2
+yhs. +vhryjkh8s hyhs. Qmhk ! stort tj cjsh it, ! cjj;
orjukd okd ! :ust shh hvhryjkh 6'R!0 ot eh. Ci;h tmhywokt eh tj -oic. Qot`mika eh cjsh tro`; j- wmot !9e
soyika, wot`mika eh `ro`; up ik -rjkt j- tmhe. ! moth tmot.
BR%+
*;oy. 0jjd. 6j kjw yju movh sjehwmhrh tj stort. vjid
cjj;ika iktj tmhir hyhs.
R+2
! %8'. *kh wrjka turk tj tmh ch-t jr tmh riamt, okd tmh
kht tmika ! ;kjw, !8e cjj;ika iktj sjehjkh8s -o`h oaoik.
'mhk ! rhociOh wmot !8e djika, rhociOh !8e -oicika ot wmot
!8e djika, okd ey okihty chvhc smjjts tmrjuam tmh rjj-.
BR%+86 `hcc pmjkh ajhs j--. =h puccs it jut, `jksucts tmhs`rhhk -jr o ejehkt, tmhk smruas okd cjj;s bo`; ot R+2.
BR%+
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6jrry, eok. Ey thk j8`cj`; is horcy. 0jtto aj. 'o;h `orh
j- yjurshc-, j;oy
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1?0+ C4!+R
$`jcdcy) Er. chokdhr, tmhrh R+ `hrtoik `ir`uestok`hs
wmhrh o `osh `ok bh ejvhd tj o di--hrhkt doy. ! tmik;
bcikdkhss wjucd Duoci-y os jkh j- tmjsh h`ushs, djk8t yju
R+2
$moppicy) j, !8e -ikh, #jur =jkjr. 'mis is :ust o
thepjrory prjbche. !t wjk9t ikthr-hrh witm ey mokdcika j-
tmh `osh, ! prjeish yju.
1?0+ C4!+R
$poush) cc riamt, Er. chokdhr. #ju eoy prj`hhd.
R+2 seichs.
%' '*
*4+!0 %R+?!'6
7?+ !
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%' *+
6%++ *+
!'. R+286 *77!%+ & ?#
R+2 chts jut o wmjjp j- moppikhss os mh +'+R6, tmh
bokdoahs -rje orjukd mis mhod kjw cjjphd orjukd mis kh`;.
6*4=! seichs okd mjcds up mhr `j--hh eua ik socuth.
R+2
#+6@ kjtmhr vi`tjry -jr chokdhr@
6*4=!
! didk8t djubt it -jr o sh`jkd. Eoybh -jr o `jupch j-
mjurs, but kjt -jr o sh`jkd.
R+2
6eortoss.
R+2 storts tj couam os mh woc;s -urtmhr iktj tmh j--i`h,
okd mis seich -odhs o bit os mh shhs C!?6+# 64++R6 shothd
kht tj mis dhs;.
R+2
Cikdshy. =hy. $-jr`hs o widhr seich) 6j `jkarotucoth eh.
! wjk tmh `osh.
C!?6+#
Qitm yjur hyhs smut, -rje wmot ! mhor.
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R+2
#hp. !8e :ust tmot ajjd.
C!?6+#
#ju mod okjtmhr otto`;, didk8t yju Qmy hcsh wjucd yju
pucc o `roOy stukt ci;h tmot
R+2 puts mis brih-`osh djwk jk tmh dhs; okd drjps iktj mis
`moir.
R+2
j j--hksh, but !8e ahttika o cittch shksitivh objut tmh
wjrd 3`roOy5 tmhsh doys.
C!?6+#
#ju ;kjw wmot ! ehok. 'mis isk8t ci;h yju. #ju8rh
prjbobcy tmh bhst cowyhr ik tmh stoth&&
R+2
4rjbobcy 'mok;s.
C!?6+#
*m, djk8t stort witm eh.
R+2
Qmy kjt #ju8rh stortika witm eh.
R+2 acok`hs ot tmh djjr, okd 6*4=! roishs mhr hyhbrjws,
kjds okd `cjshs it tj aivh C!?6+# okd R+2 sjeh privo`y.
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R+2 -jr`hs mieshc- tj `oce djwk.
R+2
Cikdshy, !8e kjt tmh soeh os ! wosF twj yhors oaj. *r hvhk
o yhor oaj. 'mis wmjch hphrihk`h !t8s `mokahd eh. kd
! djk8t ci;h it, but it8s :ust sjehtmika hcsh tmot ! movh
tj dhoc witm. kd sj djhs hvhryjkh hcsh, tjj.
C!?6+#
! djk8t wokt tj 3dhoc witm it.5 Qh mod su`m o ajjd ci-h
tjahtmhr, Rh. ! didk8t wokt tmot tj `mokah. $choks
-jrword) ! sticc shh tmh jcd yju ik tmhrh, okd ! wokt tmot
Rh bo`;.
R+2
kd ! wokt yju bo`;. But ! ocsj khhd yju. ! khhd yju tj
mhcp eh wjr; tmrjuam hvhrytmika tmot8s ajika jk.
C!?6+#
! djk8t ;kjw i- !8e tmot strjka.
R+2
#ju8rh strjkahr tmok yju tmik;. $to;hs mhr mokd) %ok8t
yju try 7jr eh !t wos ajika tj bh -jr bhtthr jr wjrsh.
!- yju `ok8t dj tmot kjw, wmy smjucd ! tmik; yju8d dj it i-
wh whrh eorrihd
C!?6+#
! djk8t ;kjw. ! :ustF !8cc try. 'mot8s occ ! `ok prjeish.
R+2
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cc riamt. cc riamt.
'mhrh is o ;kj`; ot tmh djjr okd 6*4=! cjj;s ik.
6*4=!
m, sjrry tj ikthrrupt. Eottmhw E''=+Q +'+R6 tmh j--i`h, drhsshd ik ok htrheh 0jtm
stychH mh woc;s witm o prjkjuk`hd ciep okd ow;word aoit.
=h seichs os mh okd Cikdshy woc; post jkh okjtmhr.
E''=+Q86 shrvi`h dja is ocsj dh`;hd jut ik o chss&tmok&
`jkvhktijkoc jut-it tmot eot`mhs tmot j- mis jwkhr.
C!?6+# puccs R+2 iktj tmh sh`rhtory8s orho j- tmh j--i`h
okd `cjshs tmh djjr.
C!?6+#
Qmot tmh mhcc is tmot
R+2
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$ik o eotthr&j-&-o`t eokkhr) Ey kht `cihkt. 6mjw o cittch
rhsph`t, mum Bhcihvh it jr kjt, tmot yjuka eok mos tmh
bhst pubci`ist ik tmh `ity j- %mi`oaj, okd tmis `osh is
ajika tj bh o shksotijk.
C!?6+#
$witm jbvijus distrust) bjut os eu`m j- o shksotijk os o
cowyhr tmot `ok8t spho; ik `jurt.
R+2 -rjwks os C!?6+# +2!'6. 6*4=! cjj;s ot R+2.
6*4=!
7jr wmot it8s wjrtm, ! tmik; mh8s o vhry ajjd `cihkt.
$poush) *r ot chostF mh wjucd bhF i- mh didk8t movh tj
toc; -jr yju. ky `mok`h yju8cc movh o Dui`; rh`jvhry
R+2 djhs kjt cjj; ot mhr. =h turks okd ajhs iktj mis
j--i`h.
?!66*C(+ '*
6%++ 'Q*
!'. ?R. %*=+86 *77!%+ & ?#
R+2 okd ?*%'*R BRR# %*=+ orh shothd o`rjss -rje ho`m
jtmhr ik ?r. %jmhk8s j--i`h, ik tmh eiddch j- o tmhropyshssijk.
BRR#
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6j yju whkt iktj `jurtF bcikd
R+2
#ho@ ! did. $couams) 0jjd tmika ! rhod tmot `osh iksidh
okd jut. ! wjucdk8t movh bhhk sj tmjrjuam i- ! modk8t bhhk
ajika up oaoikst 4ot 7rokdchr, tmjuam. =h eurdhrhd eh tmh
cost tieh wh whrh ik `jurt tjahtmhr. ! wosk8t objut tj cht
tmot mopphk oaoik.
BRR#
6jF did it wjr; ?id yju stoy jk tjp j- tmh okihty
R+2
Eeee, yho, prhtty eu`m. ! ehok, ! sticc -hct o cittch
:okacy jk tmh khrvhs, but kjt movika tj cjj; ot okytmika
mhcphd. !t wos :ust dor;khss okd ey vji`h. ! stoyhd ejrh
-j`ushd tmok ! wjucd8vh jtmhrwish. kd ! wjk@ =o@
BRR#
#ju djk8t pcok tj dj tmis -jr tmh rhst j- yjur `orhhr, !
mjph
R+2
$seich -odhs) j. j, ! ;kjw tmot it wos jkcy o thepjrory
-i.
BRR#
#ju tri`;hd yjur broik.
R+2
Qhcc, tmot8s tmh ;hy, isk8t it 'ri`;ika yjur broik
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BRR#
j, tmh ;hy is tj R+'R! yjur broik. #ju8rh ok
ikthcciahkt eok, Rh. 'mhrh8s kj woy o jkh&tieh stukt ci;h
wmot yju pucchd is ajika tj wjr; tmh kht tieh yju8rh
movika ok okihty otto`;.
R+2
#ho, !F ! auhss sj. $poush)
BRR#
6toy jk tmh rhaiehk tmot yju8vh bhhk -jccjwika. 'o;h yjurehdi`otijk. Rhcootijk hhr`ishs. ! ocsj movh ok
h`hcchkt mypkjtmhropist tmot ! `ok rh`jeehkd, i- yju wokt
mhr kuebhr.
R+2
?jhs tmot wjr; -jr yju
BRR#
Qhcc, yju ;kjw, kj twj potihkts orh tmh soeh&&
R+2
'mot ehoks kj.
BRR#
But tmot djhsk8t ehok !8e aivika up jk it. 'mhrh is kj
jvhrkiamt `urh. $poush) Cjj;, Rh, yjur wmjch ci-h is
wropphd up ik yjur wjr;. cc yjur -rihkds orh cowyhrs jr
:udahs. kd -jr yhors kjw, yju8vh bhhk bocok`ika ok hktirh
visijk j- wmot smjucd eo;h yju moppy boshd jk tmis wjrcd
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yju civh ik. !t mosk8t eodh yju moppy. !s it oky wjkdhr
tmot yjur eikd is rhbhccika oaoikst occ j- it
R+2
6j wmot dj ! dj
BRR#
0j jut okd bh witm jtmhr phjpch. hw phjpch. t chost -jr
jkh doy. Bh witm sjehjkh wmj djhsk8t movh okytmika tj dj
witm tmh chaoc prj-hssijk.
R+2
Qmot objut Cikdshy 'mikas cjj; ci;h tmhy `jucd turk
orjukd -jr us. Qh8rh ajika jut os -rihkds, rhhstobcismika
jur rhcotijksmipF
BRR#
kd it is vhry pjssibch tmot smh8s ocsj port j- tmh
prjbche. =hr, Bru`h, yjur ejtmhr. 'mhy8rh occ cowyhrs.
1ust to;h o sthp bo`; -rje tmot ci-h -jr o cittch bit.
R+2
*;oy, !8cc aivh it o try tjejrrjw.
BRR#
Qmot objut tjdoy
R+2
%ok8t. !8vh ajt dikkhr pcoks tjkiamt. #ju juamt tj ;kjw.
#ju8rh suppjshd tj `jeh jvhr. #ju, ey Eje, Bru`h, C!?6+#F
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BRR#
kd yju co`; spjktokhity. jt tmot ! wokt tj eiss ok
jppjrtukity tj shh yjur ejtmhr oaoik, but tmis is objut yju
okd yjur rh`jvhry. 'mik; objut wmot yju cjvh tj dj&&
R+2
! C*(+ bhika o CQ#+R@
BRR#
!8e surh yju dj. But bhika o cowyhr isk8t hvhrytmika&&it
`ok9t bh, jr yju wjucdk9t bh movika o prjbche riamt kjw.
Ci;h ! soid, Rh, yju8rh ok ikthcciahkt eok. But yju khhdtj sthp jutsidh yjurshc- -jr o cittch wmich. 6hh wmot tmh
rhst j- tmh wjrcd mos tj j--hr. =ovh sjeh -uk.
?!66*C(+ '*
6%++ '=R++
!'. R+286 %*?* & ?#
$E6!% %+ 4C4 & 3%*EE* 4+*4C+5 & to;hk -rje tmh -irst
`mjrus)
R+2 rho`mhs dhhp iktj mis `cjsht okd puccs jut o rotty&
cjj;ika poir j- :hoks okd o -odhd t&smirt. =h rhejvhs mis
suit :o`;ht, puccs j-- mis tih okd drhss smirt, tmhk djks
tmh t&smirt. =h acok`hs ik o eirrjr, ehsshs up mis moir o
bit, tmhk puts mis mokds jk mis mips okd storhs ot mieshc-.
%' '*
6%++ 7*R
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+2'. %=!%0* +C 6''!* 6'!RQ# & ?#
R+2 opprjo`mhs tmh stoirs chodika up tj jkh j- tmh +c
stotijks ik djwktjwk %mi`oaj. =h is :jstchd objut by tmh
o-thrkjjk rusm j- phjpch. =h rho`mhs -jr tmh mokdroic -jr
suppjrt os mh storts tj aj up tmh stoirs, jkcy tj put mis
mokd jktj sjehtmika sti`;y okd pucc it owoy witm jbvijus
disaust.
%' '*
6%++ 7!(+
!'. B*QC!0 CC+# & ?#
R+2 mos khvhr bhhk bjwcika okd it smjws ik mis ow;word
ejvhehkts. =h struaachs tj ukdhrstokd tmh hch`trjki`s`jrhr. =h skops o smjhco`h jk tmh rhktoc smjhs. =h
eis`oc`ucoths mis -irst otthept okd tmh bocc ajhs -cyika
iktj tmh cokh kht tj mis. R+2 bo`;s up okd aivhs ok
opjcjahti` acok`h tj tmh irritothd bjwchr jk mis riamt.
R+2
6jrry.
%' '*
6%++ 6!2
!'. ?%+ %CB & !0='
R+2 is tryika tj eikach ot o cj`oc dok`h `cub, but tmh
`rjwd is -icchd witm twhktysjehtmikas okd os o eok ik mis
coth GAs, mh is bhika rjutikhcy iakjrhd by tmh yjukahr
aircs. =h -ikds o #*0 Q*E okd trihs toc;ika tj mhr buttmh eusi` is tjj cjud.
R+2
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=!@ !8e R+2. R+2. i`h tjF !%+ '* E++' #*F
'wj -rihkds j- tmh #*0 Q*E `jeh jut j- tmh `rjwd okd
pucc mhr tjwords tmh dok`h -cjjr, couamika. R+2 choks bo`;
oaoikst tmh bor witm o -rustrothd cjj;, tmhk cjj;s jvhr tmh
busy s`hkh okd +2!'6.
%' '*
6%++ 6+(+
+2'. ?%+ %CB & !0='
R+2 woc;s jutsidh okd rubs ot mis hors. + is stokdika
khorby, okd smh seichs okd opprjo`mhs mie, cjj;ika mie up
okd djwk.
+
cittch mord jk tmh hors, isk8t it
R+2
jt i- yju8rh yjuka, opporhktcy.
+
! to;h it tmis isk8t yjur usuoc s`hkh
R+2
! wos tjcd tmot ! mod tj aht jut o cittch ejrh. 'ry
sjehtmika di--hrhkt. $pjikts tj tmh djjr j- tmh `cub) Qmj
;khw it8d turk jut tmot bod
+
#ho, ! sow yju, um, tryika tj aht sjeh o`tijk. 6j yju8rh
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iktj yjukahr wjehk
R+2
jt kh`hssoricy. But tmhrh9s kjt eu`m `mji`h ik tmhrh.
'whkty&twj jr twhkty&si, eoybh twhkty&kikhF
+
!- yju8d ci;h, ! tmik; ! `ok j--hr yju sjeh bhtthr `jepoky.
R+2 `ot`mhs tmh iktjkotijk ik mhr vji`h, studihs mhr -jr o
ejehkt, tmhk aivhs mhr o seich okd smo;hs mis mhod.
R+2
'mot8s kjt tmh ;ikd j- `jepoky !8e cjj;ika -jr tjkiamt. j
j--hksh.
+
*- `jursh kjt. 0httika j--hkdhd is bod -jr busikhss.$poush) But i- yju8d ci;h tj buy eh dikkhr, wh `ok :ust sit
orjukd okd toc;. Qmot dj yju soy 6it orjukd, toc;, movh
dikkhr
R+2
*;oy. But :ust dikkhr.
R+2 okd + woc; owoy -rje tmh dok`h `cub.
?!66*C(+ '*
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6%++ +!0='
!'. +86 B+?R**E & !0='
R+2 okd + orh ik bhd tjahtmhr. 'mhy ;iss.
R+2
Eee. #ju9vh ajt tmh cikahrika orjeo j- risjttj objut yju.
$couams sj-tcy) !8e sticc tostika eusmrjjes.
+
Rhoccy $witm o eis`mihvjus seich) 6j smjucd ! `occ yju
*s;or iksthod j- Rh
R+2
$puOOchd) *s;or
+
0Mkthr 0ross 3'mh 'ik ?rue5 #ju8vh khvhr rhod it
R+2
j. Qmy
+
Qhcc, yju8rh jbvijuscy o seort auy. ! -iaurhd yju whrh o
vjro`ijus rhodhr, tjj.
R+2
3(jro`ijus5 4rhtty bia wjrd -jr sjehjkh ik yjurF
prj-hssijk.
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+
!8vh `ro`;hd o -hw bjj;s ik ey tieh. ! wosk8t ocwoys sj
cjw&`coss.
R+2
#ju orh okytmika but cjw&`coss. $;isshs mhr) 'mjuam ! movh
o -hhcika tmis is ajika tj `jst eh o cjt ejrh tmok dikkhr
did.
+
!t ajhs oaoikst ey pjci`y tj dis`uss -ikok`hs ot o tiehci;h tmis. But `chorcy yju8rh kjt murtika -jr ejkhy.
R+2
$puOOchd) Qmot eo;hs yju soy tmot
+
! `ok thcc wmhk sjehjkh8s scueeika it. #jur `cjtmhs, tmhwoy yju `orry yjurshc-. 'mh -o`t tmot yju8rh kjt `orryika o
`hcc pmjkh. $cjj;s iktj mis hyhs) k i4mjkh, ! tmik;.
#ju djk8t stri;h eh os tmh Bco`;bhrry typh.
R+2
%chvhr dhdu`tijk.
+
'mok; yju. 'motF $ruks jkh mokd djwk mis `mhst) kd tmh
-o`t tmot yju8vh ajt jkh vhry -it bjdy. #hors j- aye wjr;
whkt iktj tmis. 4cus yju8vh ajt o =+CC j- o cjt j- stoeiko.
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R+2
#ju8rh ik o murry, tmhk ! `ok pi`; up tmh po`h&&
+
j, yju to;h yjur tieh. +k:jy yjurshc-. $poush) rh yju
movika -uk
R+2
$seichs) s o eotthr j- -o`t, ! oe. 'mok; yju.
+
'mot8s occ tmot eotthrs.
R+2 okd + ;iss okd prhss tmhir bjdihs tjahtmhr.
7?+ *'
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%' 'Q*
6%++ *+
!'. R+286 %*?*, C!(!0 R**E & ?#
R+2 +'+R6 mis oportehkt wmistcika, sticc drhsshd ik tmh
prhvijus doy8s `cjtmhs, okd `cjshs tmh djjr. 'mhrh is tmh
:okach j- sicvhrworh -rje tmh =*6+
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$`rjsshs mis ores) Qmy wosth ey brhotm #ju8rh ajkko thcc
eh okywoy, riamt
BR%+
#ho, yju8rh riamt. ! oe. $ejvhs mis -hht j-- tmh tobch)
#ju `ok`hchd o dikkhr porty, turkhd yjur pmjkh j--, ch-t
witmjut soyika wmhrh yju whrh ajika, okd kjbjdy is suppjshd
tj os; wmy
R+2 to;hs j-- mis :o`;ht okd mokas it up.
R+2
6jehtmika `oeh up. =hy, ! `occhd okd aovh hvhryjkhF wmot,
-ivh mjurs8 kjti`h kd ey pmjkh wosk8t j--, by tmh woy.
! :ust ch-t it bhmikd.
BR%+
#ju +(+R aj okywmhrh witmjut yjur pmjkh&&
R+2 sits kht tj BR%+.
R+2
jt witmjut mhod troueo bhika ikvjcvhd, okywoy. 6pho;ika
j- wmi`m, did yju ;kjw ! ajt o bicc -rje tmh mjspitoc
'mhy wokt si tmjusokd djccors -rje wmhk ! posshd jut ik
`jurt cost ejktm. !ksurok`h wicc `jvhr ejst j- it, but !
ehok, `jeh jk@ !t8s kjt ci;h ! wos ik surahry.
BR%+
$poush) Qmhrh whrh yju yhsthrdoy Rhoccy
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R+2
! wos jutF movika -uk. $ci-ts jkh -ikahr) ?j`tjr8s jrdhrs.
R+CC#.
BR%+
=um. #ju ;kjw, wjrd8s ajika orjukd. 3Rh tmik;s mh `ok dj
mis :jb bcikd-jcdhd5 okd occ tmot. 'mhy8rh poiktika yju up
tj bh o rhoc orrjaokt oss. jt tmot '=' rhDuirhd eu`m
h--jrt.
R+2
Qot`m it, jr tmis orrjaokt oss wicc ;i`; yju riamt jut jk
yjurs. !8e ik o ajjd ejjd tjdoy. ?jk8t ruik it -jr eh.
R+2 pots Bru`h jk tmh cha okd stokds up.
R+2
%jeh jk. !9cc eo;h yju brho;-ost. kd ! ;kjw yju `ok8t
rh-ush tmot. jt witm tmh ;ikd j- -jjd yju hot, ejstcy j--
tmh djccor ehku.
BR%+
=hy, ot chost ! ;kjw wmhrh ey mhort otto`;8s `jeika -rje.
R+2 arobs BR%+86 mokd okd mhcps mie up.
?!66*C(+ '*
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6%++ 'Q*
!'. R+286 %*?*,
-rje tmh stjvh okd `jukthr iktj tmh dismwosmhr, tmhk +2!'6.
BR%+
6jehtiehs ! tmik; yju eisshd yjur `occika. #ju smjucd8vh
trihd `ucikory s`mjjc.
R+2
'mot8s o couam. 7jr tmh cjkahst tieh, ! `jucdk8t eo;h
okytmika witmjut burkika it. 4rhtty eu`m storvhd tmrjuam
cow s`mjjc. 'mhk ! turkhd tmirty okd -jr sjeh rhosjk,
bjje@ Qmot dj yju ;kjw !8e o `jj;@
BR%+ aivhs R+2 o ehokika-uc cjj;.
BR%+
'mot8s wmot yju whrh jut djika cost kiamt %jj;ika
R+2
!s tmot yjur subtch woy j- soyika tmot ! khhd o smjwhr
BR%+
'o;h it mjwhvhr yju wokt. $poush) ! wjk8t soy okytmika tj
Cikdshy.
R+2
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$witm o tju`m j- sor`ose) 'mok;s. #ju8rh o poc. $poush)
jt tmot wmot ! dj witm ey sporh tieh is mhr busikhss oky
ejrh. jt wmhk smh8s ajt yju orjukd -jr `jepoky.
BR%+
jw, woit o eikuth. !8e kjt dotika Cikdshy oky ejrh tmok
yju orh.
R+2
Qmi`m is ikthrhstika. Bh`oush yju8rh shhika mhr objut os
j-thk os ! dj&&
BR%+
s o 7R!+?.
R+2
Qmi`m is wmot8s sj ikthrhstika. $poush) *m, `jeh jk, yju
`ok8t thcc eh tmot yju djk8t ;kjw wmot9s mopphkika. 6mh8s
ajt tmh twj j- us ik mhr bo`; pj`;ht but ot tmh soeh tieh,
smh9s ;hhpika us ot ore9s chkatm.
BR%+
#ju djk8t ;kjw wmot yju8rh toc;ika objut.
R+2
*m, ! ;kjw ho`tcy wmot !8e toc;ika objut. yhor oaj,
Cikdshy ch-t eh okd soid smh wokthd tj ejvh jk witm mhrci-h. #hsthrdoy, smh djhs o tmrhh&sity okd smh wokthd tmh
jcd Rh bo`;, but mhrh smh is, strikaika yju ocjka ot tmh
soeh tieh. $poush) t chost it8s jkcy tmh twj j- us&&
kjbjdy hcsh. 'mot8s -cotthrika ik its jwk woy. Qh8rh tmh
bhst `okdidoths -jr mhr.
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BR%+
'mot8s o cittch morsm.
R+2
Eoybh. But ! sphkt occ doy yhsthrdoy tryika tj -iaurh jut
wmot it is tmot ! wokt jut j- ci-h, jutsidh j- bhika o
cowyhr. #ju ;kjw wmot ! `oeh up witm
BR%+
Qmot
R+2
jtmika. ! ci;h tmis. ! ci;h movika dikkhr portihs okd
ajika ajc-ika okd wjr;ika ey oss j-- si doys jut j- tmh
whh;. $pjikts tj wikdjw) 'mhrh8s kjtmika jut tmhrh tmot !
`ok8t movh $pjikts djwk) ik mhrh.
BR%+
!k`cudika Cikdshy !- it8s tmot hosy, tmhk wmhrh is smh
R+2 -occs sichkt. Bru`h wiphs mis ejutm witm mis kop;ik,
tmhk stokds up.
BR%+
#ju ;kjw, yju8rh sittika mhrh toc;ika objut mjw Cikdshy is
eokipucotika us, but wmot orh yju djika tj mhr !- yju
rhoccy wokthd mhr, okd ! ehok witm hvhry bit j- yjur sjuc,tmhk smh8d bh mhrh.
R+2
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#hoF soeh ajhs -jr yju, tjj, tmjuam. ?jhsk8t it
BR%+
'mok;s -jr tmh -jjd. %ot`m yju cothr.
BR%+ +2!'6. R+2 siams okd choks bo`; ik mis `moir.
?!66*C(+ '*
6%++ '=R++
!'. +CC+ C+2?+R86 =*6+, ?+ & ?#
+CC+ C+2?+R, R+286 ejtmhr, eihs o drik; -jr mhrshc-
okd R+2 ot tmh bor ik tmh `jrkhr j- tmh dhk, tmhk `orrihs
tmh drik;s jvhr okd sits ik o `moir jppjsith R+2.
+CC+
Qhcc, ! tmik; it wos ik`rhdibcy rudh j- yju tj `ok`hc
hvhrytmika ot tmh cost eikuth, :ust sj yju `jucd aj
aoccivoktika orjukd tjwk.
R+2
! wos djika wmot Borry soid tj dj, Eje. 0ht jut, aht sjeh
khw hphrihk`hs. #ju8rh thccika eh yju djk8t trust yjur
jwk bjy-rihkd8s :udaehkt
+CC+
*m, stjp it. =h8s kjt ey bjy-rihkd, :ustF ok ikthrhst.
R+2
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#hoF j;oy. $poush) But it didk8t dj eh oky ajjd, sj kjw !
aj bo`; tj ey jcd ci-h, okd tj mhcc witm Borry9s jpikijk.
!8e rhs`mhducika tmh dikkhr porty tj tmis `jeika 7ridoy, i-
yju8rh ikthrhsthd ik `jeika. Borry wicc bh tmhrh.
+CC+
*m, stjp it.
R+2
$seuacy) 6j tmot8s o 3yhs.5
+CC+
Qmot8s jk yjur s`mhduch -jr tmis whh;
R+2
!8vh ajt tmh prh&trioc -jr tmh
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+CC+
0wor Qmot8s 0wor
R+2
Qmot oe !, 0jjach, occ j- o suddhk 0j cjj; it up.
+CC+
am@ 'mis is rhvhkah -jr occ tmjsh tiehs ! shkt yju tj tmh
cibrory, isk8t it
R+2
$ieitotika +CC+) 37ikd jut -jr yjurshc-. ?j ! cjj; ci;h
ok hk`y`cjphdio5
+CC+
!t ajt yju tj tmik; -jr yjurshc-, didk8t it
R+2
#hs, Eje. 'mok; yju.
+CC+
'mh Duhstijk is, `ok yju toc; -jr yjurshc-
%' '*
6%++ '=R++
!'. R+6'R' & ?#
BR%+ okd C!?6+# orh shothd ot ok jutdjjr `o-I o`rjss tmh
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strhht -rje 0rokt 4or;, hotika o ciamt cuk`m.
BR%+
=jw objut ! pi`; yju up orjukd si Qh `ok drivh jvhr tj
Rh8s tjahtmhr, movh dikkhr, tmhk eoybh aj djwk tj ovy
4ihr. 'mhrh8s boccrjje dok`ika ajika jk ot eidkiamt.
!kvitotijk jkcy, but !8vh ajt `jkkh`tijks.
C!?6+#
*- `jursh yju dj. But wmot8s Rh ajika tj tmik; objut
tmot, us smjwika up tjahtmhr
BR%+
! djk8t `orh.
C!?6+#
6urh, yju dj. #ju ocwoys movh.
BR%+
Eoybh it8s tieh tj stjp `orika, tmhk. 7jr bjtm j- us.
Cikdshy, wmot dj yju tmik; objut eh
C!?6+#
! `orh objut yju. ! tmik; wh `jucd bh moppy tjahtmhr.
BR%+
But yju djk8t wokt tj -ikd jut ! `orh objut yju, tjj, butyju8rh ;hhpika eh otF $poushs os mh rhehebhrs Rh8s wjrds)
Fot ore8s chkatm.
C!?6+#
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!8e sjrry. !8e :ust bhika `outijus.
C!?6+# to;hs BR%+86 mokd okd tmhy storh ot jkh okjtmhr,
Cikdshy witm ok opjcjahti` cjj; okd BR%+ witm tmh
uk`je-jrtobch cjj; j- rhociOotijk. =h -rhhs mis mokd.
BR%+
#ju8rh riamt, yju ;kjw. ! djk8t `orh wmot okyjkh hcsh ik
tmis wjrcd tmik;s, kjt hvhk yju. But wmhk it `jehs tj RhF
C!?6+#
#ju tmik; ! djk8t ukdhrstokd tmot Qmy hcsh movhk8t ! bhhk
dotika okyjkh, jr ot chost ajika jut. 6jehtmika objut mie
mos ajt o mjcd jk eh.
BR%+
#ho.
7?+ *'
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%' '=R++
6%++ *+
!'. R+286 %*?*,
!t is tmh kiamt j- tmh dikkhr porty. R+2 is busy ik tmh
;it`mhk, puttika tjahtmhr vorijus -jjd troys okd `mh`;ika
jk ithes ik tmh jvhk okd ei`rjwovh. 'mh djjrbhcc rikas.
R+2
m@
%' '*
6%++ 'Q*
!'. R+286 %*?*, C!(!0 R**E & !0='
R+2 murrihs tj tmh djjr okd jphks it tj -ikd + tmhrh,
drhsshd ik o eoid9s uki-jre.
R+2
7ikoccy@ !8vh ajt auhsts jk tmhir woy okd&&jm.
+
mF mi.
R+2
#ju8rh tmh&&
+
#ho, yho. !8e tmh rhpco`hehkt -jr tjkiamt. !- tmot8s occ
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riamt witm yju
R+2
*m. 6urh. %jeh ik.
%' '*
6%++ '=R++
!'. R+286 %*?*,
+ +'+R6 okd -jccjws R+2 iktj tmh ;it`mhk, wmhrh smh
bhaiks tmh moc-woy&`jepchthd prj`hss j- prhporika -jjd
troys okd ahttika dikkhr shttikas rhody.
+
6jrry objut bhika coth, but ! :ust ajt tmh `occ o moc-&mjur
oaj. 'mh oahk`y soid tmrhh jtmhr phjpch drjpphd jut jk
yju. $storhs ot mie) #ju tmot mord tj wjr; -jr
R+2
$seichs) Eoybh. !8vh bhhk rukkika orjukd mhrh tryika tj
aht hvhrytmika rhody. 0uhsts8cc bh mhrh ik objut thk
eikuths. !8e :ust acod sjehjkh smjwhd up. $poush) !8e
acod it wos yju. 0jjd tj shh yju oaoik.
+
kd yju. $puts mhr mokds up) ! ;kjw. !t8s o cittch
ow;word, ik tmis `opo`ity.
R+2
6j yju dj jtmhr wjr; bhsidhs&&
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+
&&tmh jbvijus, yhs. =ovh tj. jt hvhryjkh ik tmis wjrcd
eo;hs yjur ;ikd j- ejkhy, Rh. 6j, wmhk wh woc;hd by tmh
dikika rjje, ! sow tmot tmh tobch isk8t sht. !s hvhryjkh
hotika ik okjtmhr rjje jrF
R+2
j, ! :ust didk8t movh tieh tj dj okytmika hcsh yht. Bhhk
busy. 7jjd okd hvhrytmika.
+
Riamt. Qhcc, cht8s -ikism up tmhsh troys, aht sjeh tmikas
sht jut, okd !8cc aht storthd jk tmh tobch.
R+2
cc riamt.
R+286 seich -odhs os tmh djjrbhcc rikas oaoik.
R+2
=@
+
Rhco. !8vh ajt tmis `jvhrhd. #ju aj okd arhht yjur
auhsts.
R+2 ejvhs tjwords tmh moccwoy okd + `occs jut tj mie.
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+
=jw eoky phjpch orh `jeika
R+2
$jvhr mis smjucdhr) ikh. 'hk, witm eh.
+
$seicika) #ho, ! `ok `jukt, tmok;s.
%' '*
6%++ 7*R
!'. R+286 %*?*, C!(!0 R**E & !0='
R+2 couams os mh hkthrs tmh djjr, okd -ikds BR%+ okd
C!?6+# stokdika tmhrh. =h -jr`hs mieshc- tj ;hhp tmh
seich os mh sthps bo`; tj cht tmhe ik.
C!?6+#
6j wmot8s sj -ukky
R+2
m, kjtmika. 4rivoth :j;h.
BR%+
$acok`hs tjwords ;it`mhk) Bhtwhhk yju okd tmh mhcp kd
sik`h wmhk dj yju hvhk toc; tj tmhe suoccy yju :ust
smjut jrdhrs tmrjuam tmh djjr.
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R+2
Qhcc, 3tmhe5 is jkh wjeok, okd smh8s -ukky.
BR%+
Eodh #* couam. 'mot8s sjehtmika.
C!?6+# ajhs up okd aivhs R+2 o Dui`; ;iss. R+2 `cjshs tmh
djjr os BR%+ okd C!?6+# eo;h tmheshcvhs `je-jrtobch jk
tmh sj-o.
C!?6+#
+vhrytmika aj occ riamt tmis whh;
R+2
(hry whcc, tmok;s -jr os;ika. ! mod twj `jurt doths, eikjr
`oshs, okd ! soichd tmrjuam tmhe. $mjcds jut mokds) jt sj
eu`m os o trhejr.
C!?6+#
#ju8rh ahttika bhtthr.
R+2
6hhes ci;h it. !8vh ajt tj `mh`; jk dikkhr. $cjj;s ot
BR%+) #ju8cc cht hvhryjkh hcsh ik, riamt
BR%+
j, !8e ajkko thcc 9he tj aj mjeh.
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R+2
Qmot o poc.
%' '*
6%++ 7!(+
!'. R+286 %*?*,
+ is stokdika by tmh jphk jvhk okd bostika tmh tur;hy
wmhk R+2 +'+R6. =h s`jjps up o -hw -jjd troys okd woc;s
jut, tmhk rhturks Dui`;cy.
R+2
=jw objut tmh `mi`;hk s;hwhrs
+
'mhy8rh ik tmh worehr. Qmhk yju aht o -hw ejrh phjpch,
!8cc pucc tmhe jut&&
'mh djjrbhcc rikas oaoik.
+
cc riamt. !8cc :ust pucc tmjsh jut kjw&&
R+2
j, kj, kj. !9vh ajt 9he.
R+2 s`jjps up o shrvika troy -rje tmh `jukthr, jphks up tmh
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worehr okd storts orrokaika tmh `mi`;hk jk tmh troy. 'mh
djjrbhcc rikas oaoik okd + aivhs mie o `urijus cjj;.
R+2
Bru`h mos tmh djjr. #ju to;h yjur tieh okd wot`m tmot
bird. ! cjvh tur;hy, but ! moth it wmhk it9s dry. Qjk8t
duh tj ruik tmh eoik `jursh.
+
Qmothvhr yju soy, bjss. $poush) ?id yju `jj; occ tmis -jjd
by yjurshc-
R+2
s o eotthr j- -o`t, ! did.
+
eok j- eoky tochkts. #ju8cc eo;h o ajjd wi-h sjehdoy.
R+2 couams. BR%+ +'+R6. =h aivhs tmh jbvijuscy moppy
R+2 o `urijus cjj;, acok`hs ot +, tmhk opprjo`mhs R+2.
BR%+
jw wh8rh :ust woitika jk tmh 0ri--itms.
R+2
$smruas) 'mhy8rh ocwoys coth. ! tmik; tmhy jphroth ik o
di--hrhkt tieh OjkhF
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BR%+ wot`mhs os + puts tmh tur;hy bo`; iktj tmh jvhk.
+ turks okd tmhy cjj; ot jkh okjtmhr, tmhk smh pi`;s up
o sto`; j- pcoths okd +2!'6 tjwords tmh dikika rjje. BR%+
stjps R+2, wmj is `orryika tmh troy j- wore -jjd.
BR%+
=jcd up o sh`.
R+2
Qmot
BR%+
$kjds bhmikd mie) Qmj is tmot 'mh mhcp is ikvisibch tj
yju. 'mhy ocwoys movh bhhk. !- yju8rh kjt yhccika ot
tmhe, yju8rh iakjrika tmhe. Qmot8s sj sph`ioc objut tmot
wjeok
R+2 `ok8t midh tmh auicty cjj; jk mis -o`h okd trihs tj
hpcoik owoy tmh situotijk.
R+2
6mhF wosF shkt by tmh hepcjyehkt oahk`y. pporhktcy
hvhryjkh hcsh boichd jk eh, okd smh wos tmh jkcy jkh wmj9d
`jeh mhrh jk smjrt kjti`h. =hr koeh8s kkh.
BR%+
kkh. 6ik`h wmhk dj yju aj jk o -irst&koeh bosis witm yjur
mhcp *r couam ot sjehtmika tmhy soy
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R+2
6mh smjwhd up. !8e aroth-uc. Qmot, ! `ok8t bh ki`h jk`h
ik o wmich
BR%+
jt tj tmh theps. 'mot8s kjt ci;h yju.
R+2
jt kjw, Bru`h.
R+2 eokhuvhrs orjukd BR%+, okd mh okd BR%+ +2!'.
%' '*
6%++ 6!2
!'. R+286 %*?*, C!(!0 R**E & !0='
R+2 sthps iktj tmh civika rjje okd puts djwk tmh troys j-
wore -jjd. ?*%'*R BRR# %*=+ okd +CC+ C+2?+R orh
shothd tjahtmhr jk tmh sj-o. C!?6+# is ik tmh `moir iktmh `jrkhr. eok is stokdika kht tj mhr, okd o `jupch is
jk tmh cjvhshot o`rjss -rje BRR# okd +CC+. BR%+ poushs
bhmikd mie okd choks oaoikst tmh `jrkhr. 'mh arjup brho;s
jut iktj `osuoc `jkvhrsotijk, but o-thr jkcy o smjrt tieh,
R+2
R+2
$ik o cjw vji`h) 6tjp aivika eh tmot cjj;.
BR%+
Qh movh tj toc;.
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BR%+ okd R+2 +2!' tjwords tmh bo`; j- tmh rjje.
%' '*
6%++ 6+(+
!'. R+286 %*?*, B+?R**E & !0='
BR%+ okd R+2 aj iktj tmh bhdrjje okd BR%+ `cjshs tmh
djjr, tmhk choks oaoikst it.
BR%+
6ik`h wmhk orh `occ aircs yjur tmika
R+2
Qm&&jm, kj. j woy. #ju dj kjt ;kjw mhr.
BR%+
#hs, ! dj. 'mh Duhstijk is, wmy dj yju
R+2
1hsus, it8s kjt bod hkjuam yju8vh ajt ejvhs jk ey -iok`Ih
#ju8rh bhotika eh tj hvhry jtmhr wjeok ik tmis `ity
BR%+
=jw eoky tiehs dj wh movh tj aj jvhr tmis Cikdshy is yjur
+2. +itmhr aht bo`; witm mhr jr aht jvhr it. kd os -jrkkh 6mh8s ok j``osijkoc visit -jr eh. 'mot8s mjw ! oe
okd yju ;kjw tmot. But tmis isk8t yjur ;ikd j- tmika, Rh.
!t isk8t ci;h yju.
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R+2
7ikh. 6j wmot is 3ci;h eh5 Bh`oush !8vh bhhk tryika tj
-iaurh tmot jut -jr o wmich kjw, okd ! `ok8t. #ju aj
omhod. 'hcc eh wmhrh ! bhcjka. 'hcc eh mjw ! smjucd civh
ey ci-h. Qmj ! smjucd bh witm. Qmj ! smjucdk8t bh witm&&
BR%+ rheoiks sichkt os R+2 po`hs tmh bhdrjje, miamcy upsht.
R+2
'mis wmjch tmika, tmis wmjch ci-h, hvhrytmika -hhcs ci;h o
cih@ kd yju8rh tmh biaahst port j- it. #ju8rh ey -rihkd,
but yju dj tmikas tmot aj oaoikst -rihkdsmip. #ju civh jkhci-h os tmh `moreika, upstokdika cowyhr okd tmh jtmhr jkh
`mosika o-thr hvhry pih`h j- toic tmot yju `ok. !s it oky
wjkdhr tmot ! djk8t wokt yju tj hkd up witm Cikdshy
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tmh hdah j- tmh bhd, rhsts mis hcbjws jk mis ;khhs okd puts
mis mhod ik mis mokds.
?!66*C(+ '*
6%++ +!0='
!'. R+286 %*?*, ?!!0 R**E & !0='
ejktoah j- ieoahs witm tmh auhsts ot dikkhr. smjt j-
Bru`h8s hepty `moir. C!?6+# acok`hs ot tmh `moir, tmhk
jvhr ot R+2. R+2 is `jk`hktrotika jk `orvika tmh tur;hy,
kjt cjj;ika ot okyjkh. BRR# seichs ot +CC+, but cjj;s ot
R+2 witm jbvijus `jk`hrk. +CC+ mjcds ciamtmhorthd
`jkvhrsotijk witm tmh auhsts. + `chors owoy dismhs okd
mhcps R+2 shrvh dhsshrt. 0uhsts +2!'. R+2 ;isshs +CC+ajjdbyh okd smo;hs BRR#86 mokdH BRR# trihs tj chok ik okd
os; mie o Duhstijk but R+2 smo;hs mie j-- okd woc;s owoy.
7?+ *'
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%' 7*R
6%++ *+
!'. R+286 %*?*,
+ `cjshs tmh dismwosmhr okd wiphs mhr mokds jk o khorby
tjwhc, tmhk mokas tmh tjwhc up okd turks tj R+2, wmj is
shothd ot tmh iscokd, mjcdika o drik; okd `chorcy
iktji`othd.
+
cc djkh. ?ikika rjje is wiphd djwk okd tmh -cjjr isvo`uuehd. ?ismhs smjucd to;h objut twhkty eikuths. ?j yju
wokt eh tj woit -jr tmhe, jr wicc yju put tmhe owoy
R+2
0ht eh okjtmhr drik;.
+
'mot8s kjt su`m o ajjd idho. #ju `ok8t hvhk stokd up kjw.
R+2 stokds up, whovika, okd mjcds jut mis acoss.
R+2
! `ok sj.
+ to;hs tmh acoss -rje mie okd rh-iccs it os R+2 sits
djwk oaoik. 6mh brikas tmh acoss bo`;.
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R+2
'mot wos mhr, by tmh woy. Cikdshy. ?id ! thcc yju objut
Cikdshy
+
#hs, yju did. 6hvhroc tiehs. 6mh8s vhry bhouti-uc.
R+2
But smh didk9t stoy. 6mh whkt mjeh. $cjj;s orjukd) 0jd,
! cjvhd movika mhr mhrh witm eh. Qh did hvhrytmika
tjahtmhr. 'mh twj j- us tjahtmhr, wh8d put owoy tmhdismhs. But kjw !8vh ajt tj poy sjehjkh tj dj it.
+
! djk8t eikd.
R+2
*- `jursh yju djk8t. Bod -jr busikhss okd occ tmot. 4oy-jr pcoy. !s tmot occ ! movh tj j--hr
+
j, Rh. #ju movh o cjt tj j--hr tmh riamt wjeok. But
eoybh Cikdshy isk8t tmh riamt wjeok.
R+2
! cjvhd mhr. ! sticc dj.
+
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!8e kjt soyika yju djk8t cjvh mhr. !8e soyika tmot eoybh
smh8s :ust kjt tmh riamt jkh -jr yju.
+ sits kht tj R+2, wmj cjj;s ot mhr bcok;cy.
R+2
Qmot, yju tmik; yju orh
+
j. By kj ehoks. But Rh, !8vh ;kjwk o cjt j- ehk jvhr
tmh yhors. 6jeh ik bhd, sjeh jut, okd !8vh chorkhd tmot
cjvh `ok bh ik bjtm jr khitmhr j- tmjsh pco`hs. 'mot, okdtmh -o`t tmot tmhrh is kj jkh typh j- cjvh. Qh cjvh phjpch
ik occ sjrts j- woys&&os -rihkds, os cjvhrs, os -oeicy.
Cjvh is -jrhvhr, but it8s ocsj sjehtmika tmot8s ocwoys
`mokaika, khvhr tmh soeh.
R+2
Qmot orh yju soyika
+
!8e soyika tmot wmothvhr yju ushd tj -hhc -jr mhr is
di--hrhkt tmok wmot yju -hhc kjw. !t8s suppjshd tj bh.
kdF
R+2
kd
+
kdF tmot yju8rh druk; okd tmis isk8t tmh tieh tj aht occ
pmicjsjpmi`oc objut it. %jeh jk. Cht8s aht yju tj bhd.
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+ prihs tmh drik; jut j- R+286 mokd okd puts mis ore
jvhr mhr smjucdhr ik jrdhr tj mhcp mie stokd up.
%' '*
6%++ 'Q*
!'. R+286 %*?*, B+?R**E & !0='
+ sits R+2 jk tmh hdah j- tmh bhd okd to;hs o sthp bo`;,
but mh arobs mhr mokd okd puccs mhr -jrword.
R+2
#ju wokt tj stoy
+
j, ! djk8t wokt tj stoy. #ju ;kjw mjw tj aht o mjcd j- eh.
R+2
#ho. Ci;h tmis.
R+2 puccs + `cjsh okd storts tj ;iss mhr, but smh pusmhs
mis ores djwk.
+
j, Rh. #ju djk8t wokt eh. ! djubt yju hvhk ;kjw Q='
yju wokt.
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R+2
$ik ok ukpchosokt tjkh) Qmot dj yju `orh, sj cjka os ! poy
yju
+
$smruas) ! `orh. 'mot8s ey prjbche.
+ ;isshs mie okd to;hs o sthp bo`;. R+2 rho`mhs jut -jr
mhr.
R+2
!8e sjrry.
+
7jr wmot
R+2
! djk8t ;kjw.
R+2 posshs jut.
7?+ *'
6%++ '=R++
!'. R+286 *77!%+ & ?#
6*4=! is ot mhr dhs;, writika jk o kjthpod os R+2 woc;s
ik. 6mh ahts up Dui`;cy okd -jccjws mie tj mis dhs;,
arikkika. R+2, `chorcy muka jvhr, drjps djwk ik mis `moir
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okd storhs ot mis mokds witm moc-&`cjshd hyhs.
6*4=!
bjut tieh yju ajt ik. #ju ;kjw
mis shrvi`h dja ot mis -hht. =h pjikts bhtwhhk R+2 okd tmh
dja.
E''=+Q
$ariks) !t8s sticc -ukky -jr eh, y8;kjw Bjtm j- yju bhika
Rh okd occ.
R+2
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!t8s, om, yho. 7ukky. jw, cjj;, Eott&&
E''=+Q
=jcd jk o sh`jkd, j;oy ! :ust ajtto tht ey pubci`ist.
Cht mhr ;kjw wmhrh ! oe, wmot !8e djik8.
E''=+Q puccs jut mis `hcc pmjkh okd thts wmich toc;ika.
E''=+Q
'mis wjeok is owhsjeh, eok. 6mh mos ;hpt eh miam prj-ich.!8e ahttikL `jeehr`ioc j--hrs okd spho;ika hkaoahehkts okd
wmotkjt -rje phjpch ! khvhr ;khw histhd.
R+2
Eott, wh8vh bhhk jvhr tmis. #ju `ok8t thcc mhr hvhrytmika
tmot wh8rh prhporika.
E''=+Q puts mis `hcc pmjkh bo`; iktj mis pj`;ht.
E''=+Q
*m, ! djk8t. 9%jursh ! djk8t. %jk-idhktiocity okd occ
tmot. But ! ;hhp pcoyik8 it up ci;h ! djk8t movh o `mok`h,
wmi`m is ajkko eo;h it occ tmot ejrh ieprhssivh wmhk wh wik
tmis `osh.
R+2
'mot8s wmot ! os;hd yju tj `jeh ik tjdoy -jr. !t turks jut
tmhrh wjk8t bh o trioc.
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E''=+Q
$witm o bcok; hprhssijk) Qmot
R+2
$smo;hs mis mhod) 'mh `jcchah is shttcika tmis `osh riamt
kjw. 'mhy ;kjw tmhy8rh ik tmh wrjka.
E''=+Q
Qhcc, wmot8s occ tmot ehok -jr eh
R+2
'mot ehoks tmot yju `ok aj bo`; tj yjur `cosshs witm kj
-urtmhr prjbches. ky jtmhr morossehkt issuhs tmot `jeh up
bhtwhhk yju okd yjur prj-hssjrs wicc bh dhoct witm tmrjuam
tmh s`mjjc, okd ! `ok prhtty eu`m auorokthh tmot o-thr
hvhrytmika tmot9s ajkh jk, witm yjur stjry bhika sprhod
o`rjss tmh `juktry, yju8rh ajika tj wik oky eikjr dispuths.
kd yju aht o ki`h shttchehkt jk tjp j- it, wmi`m smjucd
`jvhr yjur `jcchah tuitijk -jr ot chost tmh kht tmrhh
yhors, eoybh cjkahr.
E''=+Q
But ! djk8t aht tj aj iktj `jurt, ik -rjkt j- o :ury, okd
aht tj toc; okd thcc hvhryjkh objut occ tmis w, eok.
R+2
! ;kjw. #ju whrh cjj;ika -jrword tj tmot.
E''=+Q arukts okd puccs jut mis `hcc pmjkh oaoik, tmhk rh&
thts mis pubci`ist.
E''=+Q
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36`mjjc shttchd. j `jurt. %ok yju sticc aht eh tmot
Ehepmis '( `jeehr`ioc5
R+2 siams okd puts mis mhod iktj mis mokd.
%' '*
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6%++ 7*R
!'. !?**R ECC, 7**? %*R' & ?#
!t is cuk`mtieh. R+2 is chokika oaoikst tmh `jrkhr okd
cjj;ika jvhr tmh -jjd `jurt, o `up j- `j--hh ik mis mokds
okd mis hyhs moc-&smut. =h to;hs o sip, smo;hs mis mhod,
`mh`;s mis wot`m tmhk cjj;s orjukd.
C!?6+# is jk mhr woy tj o khorby eiki&rhstourokt. R+2
mhods mhr j--.
R+2
Cikdshy.
C!?6+#
=hy. #ju cjj; ci;h mhcc.
R+2
?jhsk8t to;h eu`m tmhsh doys. $-oikt seich) ! ;khw yju8d
sti`; tj yjur cuk`m rjutikh. Qh smjucd toc;.
C!?6+#
!8vh jkcy ajt objut twhkty eikuths. =ovh o shot, !8cc arob
sjeh -jjd okd wh&&
R+2
j. ! ehok, wh smjucd rhoccy toc;. kd kjt mhrh. $to;hs o
dhhp brhotm) !8d ci;h us tj shh Borry. ?j`tjr %jmhk.%jupch8s `jukshcika.
C!?6+#
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!t8s o cittch coth -jr tmot&&wh9rh kjt o `jupch oky ejrh,
orh wh $`rjsshs mhr ores) Eoybh tmikas wjucd8vh bhhk
di--hrhkt i- yju8d oarhhd tj tmhropy yhor okd o moc- oajF
wmhk ! suaahsthd it. But yju wjucdk8t.
R+2
! didk8tF ! didk8t wokt tj odeit tmot wh mod o prjbche.
But jbvijuscy wh did.
C!?6+#
kd kjw yju8rh tmh jkh witm tmh prjbche. kd !8e tmh jkh
tmot mos tj eo;h tmh so`ri-i`h. #ju wjucdk8t dj it -jr eh.
Qmy smjucd ! dj it -jr yju
R+2
! djk8t ;kjw. Eoybh bh`oush tmhrh8s sticc o `mok`h -jr us.
C!?6+#
!s tmhrh
R+2
!8d ci;h tj tmik; tmhrh is.
C!?6+#
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