NOLA VALENTINES:
Very Funny and Punny
You must have fallen into Jimmy Graham’s hands, because you are a perfect catch.
— @allimacika
I must be Nagin, because I am guilty of loving you!
— @mrszombieprom
CBD: Cuddles Before Dinner?
Be mine forever? Valentine’s Day is just lagniappe.
— @lizanndunn
Without you I’d parish.
Will you brees my valentine?
— @tambrynicole
You have a heart of purple, green and gold.
— @AlineLea
Let’s flirt de lis, valentine!
You make me ferry ferry happy.
I love you to doubloon and back.
— @RouxLaLaurie
All roads Algiers Point to you, Valentine.
Your world is my oyster.
— @designtwig
My valentine wears black and gold.
I’ll be your gal, if you’ll be my gumbo.
— @lizanndunn
My love for you is a category 5.
I’m a Lucky Dog to have you by my side.
— @jbooth_edelman
Is there a Mr. Mae’s?
— @VPetersDesign
Let’s Neville be apart.
I love you to Kenner and back.
Say sugar, will you beignet mine?
— @mrsorleans
I only have Popeyes® for you.
No levee can hold back our love.
I’d like to pinch your tail!
You’re the Besh thing that’s ever happened to me.
— @AnneMontalban
You’re one in a bouillon.
You can’t Prytania don’t love me.
— @KGaccidental
There’s no neutral ground for how I feel about you.
You showed me how to filé-gain.
— @mrszombieprom
Below sea level but on cloud nine.
I love you a muffulotta.
You make my heart Abita® faster.
— @ellenaltamirano
I can’t spell Tchoupitoulas without “u”.
My love for you burns brighter than a flambeaux.
— @mrszombieprom
I would take you home to mama & dem.
Let’s get bonnet carried away.
One look at you and I’m randazzled.
Our love is off the Chartres.
— @ellenaltamirano
You and I are thicker than a roux.
— @mrszombieprom
You’re first in my second line.
Our love is hotter than Tabasco®.
You’ll always be at the Smoothie King Center of my heart.
— @benfwest
You can always praline on me, Valentine.
What would I fais do do without you?
Even Bob couldn’t Breck us apart.
Will you be Plaquemines?
You are Boutte-ful.
You fill the pothole in my heart.
My love for you blossoms like a dozen tchoupitoulips.
— @benfwest
I’d like to bayou dinner and a movie.
Love is a Tulane street between Harmony and Desire.
— @whodak
You’re sweeter than condensed milk on a snowball.
My heart is where yat.
You are the red beans to my rice.
Will you be my krewe du boo?
Will you a gris-gris to be my valentine?
— @mrszombieprom
Zulu know how much I love you?
— @allisonstiel
Happy Valentine’s Day, you guys! I hope it’s LOVEly! My treat for you today is that you will not be having a quiz.
You’re welcome
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WORKS CITED
Tiamberg, Sarah, and Jeremy Stewart. "NOLA Valentines | Will You Be My NOLA?" NOLA Valentines RSS. N.p., n.d. Web. 14 Feb. 2014. <http://nolavalentines.com/jimmy-graham/>.