Jan 21, 2010: Overturning multiple precedents,
yesterday the Supreme Court ruled that
corporations have “the right to bear arms and form
militias.”
And what would these militias look like?
• Fear the Pixie!
Fear them!
Kelloggs Cereal could have a munitions contingent to give
them warlike weapons.
Rice KrispiesThat’s right!
SNAP ! go the little firearms… Got a Glock? Let’s rock!
CRACKLE! Go the automatic weapons…
Israeli Tavor Bullpup Assault Rifle with M203 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher and Holographic
Sight
POP ! goes the artillery shells…
All produced from rice.
Is she eating?
Or Reloading?
Other shock troops are made up of Tigers (they’re great!!!!)
Notice “Want to Change the World” – SIFE?
Sacrificing Individual Freedoms Everywhere
•Rumor has it that they would attack New York first.
After all, they are all called Tony
( To: NY… )
get it?
I mean do you
GET IT?
YES, SIR!
(tremble)
Not only can they have second amendment rights but I guess they
can marry.
At least you can heat your bagle on the way to work.
And what if …
…love occurs out side of the corporate marriage?
Would the little microwave cars ever see daddy again?
• I could go on but judging by the sound of booing, I won’t…
Corporations aren’t people,… citizens,…
or any fun at all, apparently.
Ciao