To: the Doddlings
From: Oki
Recipe for the perfect
Ginger Dodd Man
Take a good helping of wild hair…
Add the most beautiful manly face…
Form a neck, chest and upper arms to die for…
Add a pair of elegant beautiful hands…
Finish that beautiful torso adding all male attributes and hard, muscled thighs…
Now, very carefully add a pinch of rage, fury and vindictiveness…
5 or 6 drops of a good heart…
(it’s Christmas after all…)
Liberally add raw sexual erotic charisma…
Add the gorgeous crooked devilish smile of a fallen angel…
Finish with all the ginger you feel like adding: red sideburns, chest hair, freckles… go wild!
And now enjoy your perfect Ginger Dodd Man…
Aaah!
Me
love
you
Sorry… I couldn’t help it… me love the Ginger-Dodd man, he is a cookie but a dolly too… and I don’t want to eat oatmeal instead…. I want HIM!
Mmmm… William!