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Vaudeville. A place forrelaxation. Or it would be if you werent being chased byBoss Tweeds CorruptionCronies. So instead of enjoying
the performances andlistening to the newest music,you must defeat all the croniesthat have been chasing yousince Mario set foot in NewYork. But afterwards, it would
be nice to be like all the otherimmigrants and relax at thevaudeville and laugh at thecomedic performancessatirizing middle class life.
Well arent you in luck. Scott Joplin,the King of Rag, just happens to bein the vaudeville today, and he isperforming his famous piano piece,
The Entertainer . However, itappears that Joplin has decided toside with Boss Tweed for thepurposes of this video game, and isattacking you. Dodge through hismusic notes of death and smash his
piano with a hammer to trigger thesecond phase of the bossencounter. After that, its just amatter of stomping him on thehead three times.
You have escaped from thevaudeville and yourpursuers into New YorksCentral Park. Beware of thewandering Cronies as wellas the occasional immigrantwho wants to mug you.Also, beware of thedangerous foliage foundaround Central Park. It
might just try to take a biteout of you. And that wouldnot be good. It wouldprobably be rather painful.
These marvels of engineeringhave recently begun dotting theNew York skyline. Crossing overthese imposing structures of glassand steel is paramount toreaching Boss Tweedsheadquarters and rescuing FirstLady Peach. Beware of drunkenimmigrants prowling about, andalso make sure to avoidCorruption Cronies andParacorruption Cronies. Also note
that football is now becoming apopular sport in America, andadrenaline-charged youths arerunning on top of the buildings,tackling everything that moves.Football was such a dangeroussport then.
Mr. Wright is a genius architectand has been designing manynew buildings, supports, andarchitectural styles. However, heis famous for his prairie housedesigns and has not been in theforefront of skyscraper design, soit is odd to find him here. Helaughs sinisterly and takes out aslide rule and meter stick, which
he begins to swing violently atMario. Dodge his swings and jump on his head 5 times to sendthe old man toppling to his death.
This is it. Boss Tweedsheadquarters. The head of thepolitical machine. The sourceof all of New Yorks corruption.Controlled by New Yorks
Democrats, this building is thehead of Boss Tweedsembezzlement and the reasonfor New Yorks shocking $70million debt. Here is whereBoss Tweed buys the working
classs votes. It is here wheregraft, bribes, and inflatedcontracts are the norm. Theplace is sprawling with deadlytraps and Corruption Cronies.Only the most skilled willsurvive. Can you?
For all the suspense, this is arather simple fight. Simply jumpover Boss Tweed and grabThomas Nasts copy of the
newspaperHarpers Weekly . Thebridge Boss Tweed is standing onwill fall, and the big, bad boss willfall into the lava. Game clear! Youenter the adjacent room to findthe poor First Lady Peach. Then,
its time to meet up with youremployer, Thomas Nast, andreturn the First Lady to PresidentGrant!
Finally. The final boss. Giga-Tweed. After escaping, BossTweed used his fortunes tocreate a power-enhancingelixir, which he then drank. His
size and strength wereincreased by 20-fold. To defeathim, you must stomp on hishead 10 times, then grab himby the tail, a throw him backacross the Atlantic into the jail
cell with his name on it. Only atrue gamer can defeat Giga-Tweed. Can you? Best of luck,and may the mushrooms bewith you.
After a vicious battle, Marioreturns to America admist thecheering crowds. He heartilyshakes hands with PresidentGrant, and receives a kiss on
the cheek from First LadyPeach. But, as Mario is anItalian immigrant, he decidesthat, after making his fortune,it is best that he return to Italy.After shaking hands once
again with Grant, Nast, andPeach, Mario sets sail back toItaly. But in America, he willalways be a hero.