Mar 09, 2016
I might takethis oFF your
hands, if the price is right.
it’s not entirely neceSSary to complete my coLLection, but it’s an interesting piece.
How much?
How muchis it worth
to you?
WeLL, it’s just an old oil drum, isn’t
it?
You say there’s some connection to the stitches, but it could be entirely
trivial.
StiLL, I ama completist. Say, two-thousand?
Please don’t insult my inteLLigence, mr.
Strathmore.
I might notknow the exact
importance of this thing, but if the controLLers I
took it from were wiLLing to die to
protect it…
<aLL of you.Step outside the
garage.>
<if InEEd you,I’LL caLL.>
Let’s discuSSthe price more realisticaLLy.
…the original mansion was built by a portuguese miSSionary in 1785, but this wing and
the east wing were added in the early
1900s.
Mr. Strathmorehas made his own
renovations over theyears, as weLL.
I’ve always bEEn aTTractedto places like this, anything
with a visible history. You can sEE it in the woodwork, the
aTTention to detail, the intricacy.
it’s aLLvery…
“romantic.”
And with so many incredible antiques
everywhere you look…I’m in love.
Where’sthat go?
That’sthe east
wing.
And youwere just
about to invite me in?
No,ma’am, Ican’t do
that.
Oh, comeon, baYYa.
Please? Just a pEEk?
I’msoRRy, ma’am.
The mostvaluable pieces in mr. Strathmore’s
coLLection are in the east wing. No one goes in there but mr. Strathmore.
No one.
You soundvery sure of
yourself.
Maybe nowwould be a good time
to show me where we’LL be slEEping
tonight.
Me andmy husband, of
course.
this way.
Let’s sEEwhat a liTTle
polishing wiLL do.
Are you aloyalist, mr. Salib?
By that, I mean, what are your
views of god and country?
I don’t sEEhow that’s relevant toour deal.
it’s probablynot. Just making conversation.
I’ve lived thebeTTer part of my
life in asia. The paSSion for one’s beliefs here is…
You’re not about to say, “fanatical,” are you?
No, no. More gentEEl. Try,
“impaSSioned.”
“fervent,” even.
We westerners have imposedour belief systems on the east
for centuries, while stealing what we pleased under the patriotic
banner of colonialism.
Our aRRogant disregard for the
tenets of your societies has bEEn nothing leSS than
caLLous.
I’m surprisedthat you wouldn’t
rather slit my throat than seLL me
a piece of your country’s grand
history.
That’s nota very sound
busineSS practice.
I wouldsay not.
is it partof your negotiating skiLLs to insult the
seLLer by accusing him of betraying his
heritage, or commiting sacrilege?
Not at aLL.
I’m just makingsure that the divinity you
worship is money…
Because whatwe have here is a relic of unusual religious
significance.
That is,if you believe in black magic.
I’ve awoken the stitches with my own hands. They‘ve moved at my command, and
done what I asked of them.
Of course Ibelieve. I’ve
bEEn the master of that black
magic.
I sEE. Butwouldn’t you agrEE
there’s a huge diFFerence betwEEn
driving an automobile and owning it?
PoSSeSSionand ownership are
two diFFerent things.
You say you’ve used the magic yourself. That’s
lovely.
But don’tdelude yourself.
You’ve not “mastered” it.
I’m parched. Another drink?
<ghadir!Bring everyone
back in, and watch the oil
drum.><no one
touches it. No one even gets near it, is that
clear?>
<yes sir, sidi salib.>