© Religion Shit List (and other) Theologies, Ideologies & Philosophies about… Shit Pictures taken from Google Images Presentation by: Petite Poopette
© Religion Shit List (and other)Theologies, Ideologies &
Philosophies about… Shit
Pictures taken from Google Images
Presentation by: Petite Poopette
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really
shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Shintoism: Shit is
everywhere.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.
Hinduism: This shit has happened
before.
Agnosticism: Nobody knows
why shit happens.
Egotism: I
AM shit.
Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell
you.
Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.
Platonism: There is ideal
shit happening
somewhere.
Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.
Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it.
#2: I don’t believe this shit!
Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.
Cynicism: Of course shit happens.
Utopianism: This shit does not
stink.
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New Ageism: This isn’t
shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.
Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
Communism: It’s
everybody’s shit.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Feminism: Men are
shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Creationism: God made all
shit.
Commercialism: Let’s package
this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a
garden.
Nihilism: No shit.
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit
shall happen on Saturday.
Calvinism: Shit
happens because you don’t work.
Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Shit…
Jehovah’s Witnesses:
>Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
#2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
#3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Astrology: Uranus transits.
Surrealism: Fish.
Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
Denialism: what shit?
Minimalism: Shit.
Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this
shit… tomorrow.
Repressionism: I’ll hold this shit in forever.
Idealism:I can deal with
any shit.
Democracy: Everyone has the
same opportunity to make shit happen.
Anarchism:We are allowed to shit
when we want.We are allowed to shit
where we want.We should be allowed to
shit what we want.
Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right
now.
Materialism: Whoever dies with the most
shit wins.
Utilitarianism: Whatever does the
most shit for the most people is best.
Apathism:I don’t give a
shit.
Optimism: Shit will never
happen.
Pessimism: One of these days, shit will
happen.
Purism:If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit
happen.
Empiricism: Prove that
shit!
Epistemology: How do you know that
shit?
Sadism: I will shit on you!
Let’s not fight over Religion!Do we really need to create
reasons to despise one another?
Universal Code:Accept & Understand each
other without any one getting hurt
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