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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_It's really really hard to stop someone who's willing to die. It's even harder when death is desired as the ultimate reward. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Donating blood is an honourable act of humanity. But in kenya where HIV is an epidemic, receiving a donated blood has its risks. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@africareview hmm...imagine accused killer asking a judge to adjourn his trial so he can deal with another crime in progress. SMH!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@wclem0 it's never been done. No point of rescuing someone on his/her way to paradise. Death is seen as a reward.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Message 2 Kenyans from my Queen Elizabeth II: stay humble & be nice to HSMPress_ ;)

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@TheRealCBorders 73

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ImranGarda pls RT & help get Al Shabab off twitter. These murderers has no place here. Report spam >> @HSMPress_ @HSM_Superstars <<

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Projectnetbook they're not answering. We all know Safaricom is useless!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_In a serous note, I'm saddened the loss of a Canadian life at #Westgate. Such an innocent delicate country. :(

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_I speak for the 99%, Kenyans. ;)

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@MasoudKhalid who says I speak for #Islam?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@k_icy wisest tweet!! Kudos! #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_I pray for the safe return of all hostages. They're all innocent. If Shababs are reading my tweets, pls let the living go & you depart.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab hasn't been indicted by any court. But we know Uhuru has been indicted by ICC & accused of over 1000 Kenyan deaths. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Just so ya'all remember, more Kenyans have been killed by Kenyans in election violence than Alshabab ever killed. #Westgate #ICC

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Good morning #Kenya! May you have a better day than yesterday! #Westgate Mall is still closed. Shoppers are advised to go elsewhere.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_...the rest of the poor peasant hoodrats jumping on the false #Westgate patriotism wagon, ya'all can kiss it!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_My tweets are just my views & are never meant to aggravate the pain & sorrow surviving victims & families are going through. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_I sympathize with families of shoppers, employees & first responders who were hurt or lost their lives at the #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_My driver is already here. Packed & ready to go. Small $$$ bills are also ready for them soldiers' "coffee". #roadblocks :)

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@iCaiser do you want updates?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ConwellScott ...that's right. Blame Obama 4 #Westgate FYI, Alshabab was born in 2006. Bush was the president. Blame Bush 4 the birth?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@NationBreaking if she escaped uninjured, she is not one of the victims. And of course she can afford to be there. She's part of the 1%.

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† @ariel_isonfireMy dad has been smoking for 40 years. Can you please retweet this??? he needs to quit � pic.twitter.com/2XSoFAv1Rl

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab has suffered another great casualty: Twitter account loss!#Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_...such a sleepless night! Tossing & turning & tweeting. If only I had a mampi wife with me.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@RobertAlai "Once again, you have judged correctly" #Coming2America #MovieQuotes

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Going to bed soon. Must be in Mombasa for an early feast. Best of luck to those officers at the scene. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_After all these unfortunate terror attacks in Kenya, Kenyan gov is yet to learn terrorists don't negotiate. #OneWay

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Bring the Miraa & the Tusker out. It's going to be a long night for officers at the scene. #Westgate #tillDeathDoUsApart

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_I can now go out 4 a pipe smoke with my head held high & take some well-deserving strides along Karuna Road. Don't be afraid 2 say "habari"

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab confirms its behind the #Westgate spectacle.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Yesterday was an embassy. Today at the mall. Tomorrow? Perhaps a full packed soccer stadium? No. Wait. Sports are for the poor. Hmm!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_In this sad night in Nairobi, an eerie stillness is hovering over my hotel room. Your tweets are my sole solace. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Kenya's best days were under Moi. KDF stayed home & idled. Now KDF is active in Somalia & that has consequences. Dark days are ahead.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Why share their brief grief when they never cared your daily pain? #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_This #Westgate mall is built by the 1% for the 1%. Yet poor Kenyans who've never dreamt of shopping there are crying! For what loss?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Projectnetbook I've no clue. it's sad reality. Ain't it? Collateral damage is a word often used & misused to justify the means. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Kenyan policeman asked me what I was doing. I asked him if he he knew President Kenyatta's phone #. He just laughed & moved on. #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Remember Mumbai? Some youngsters resist death even when

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_#Mogadishu & Nairobi are having their #Mumbai moment! #Tajmahal #Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_...in the meantime, KDF boys are on the scene using civilians as human shields. SMH! pic.twitter.com/4Hz82fQt63

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_...waiting 4 confirmation...#Westgate

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@hipbonegamer good point. I guess this passport will serve as a matter of pride rather than a travelling ID.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Yusur Abrar is replacing her cousin Abdisalam Omer as the Governor of Central Bank of Somalia.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Hizbul Islam in #Somalia is paying the price of deserting Alshabab & seeking shelter from the Mercenaries.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Islam is the growing Leviathan & will take over the world. Embrace it now as it'll be your great-grand children's religion.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ShauniusMaximus You'd be terrified to imagine Islam in 600 years!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ShauniusMaximus think about when Christianity was 1400 yrs old in a filthy feudal Europe; infanticide, slavery, wars, & hunger!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Your great grand children's passport. pic.twitter.com/hq2TBs1rNZ

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Aynte & @Abdikhakim are waging an all out media war against President Mohamoud. Perhaps the onslaught is part of a new Murusade approach.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_If you've never experienced terror-bomb explosions, you don't live in a world class metropolitan city. #NewYork #London #Nairobi, Mogadishu

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_The old fox Aweys may die in captivity before Prez Mohamoud pardons him.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Hassan Dahir Aweys will be transferred to Mogadishu's notorious Central Prison. He will be tried before an amateurish court.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@darthodius what you read in those racist bigoted US churches is not the Bible, but a fable.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@darthodius the purpose of this life, says a Jihadi, is to worship Allah & nothing more. The afterlife is where you enjoy, food, sex & wine.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@darthodius jihadist: the next generation will have to continue the battle until the whole earth is ruled by Islam.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@darthodius you've much more 2 learn about the jihadi mindset. Aim's not 2 make people's lives better in this world, but in the afterlife.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@BemetOr8 Saudis don't follow Sharia, but cultural rituals.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@BemetOr8 that's an image of the Saudi slaughter house not Alshabab's court house. #getyourfactsrightson

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Unpatriotic! Unclassified. Unprecedented! 16 out of 23 are British, Canadian, Dutch, Norwegian, & American! #Somalia pic.twitter.com/OxbOZPPm1P

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@jeromestarkey @mary_harper "killed in a shoot out" is not the same as being "executed". #wordsmatter

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Ahmed Madobe just concluded a press conference at his HQ saying he was not injured today's attacks. Other sources also say he seemed fine.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_In the Amriki operation, Khadap Al-Masri, an Egyptian jihadist, was captured alive by Alshabab's special forces, "the Amniyat". #Sharia

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@brayody Kenya is safe.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Usama Al-Britani, a Pakistani with British passport, a Kenyan & a Somali are among those perished with Amriki.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Amriki was killed in the jungle outside Diinsoor. The Amniyat pretended they were camel herders & got close enough to action.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_A British foreign jihadist was also killed with Amriki.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab suicide bomber carried out an attack that seriously injured Ahmed Madobe & killed some of his most senior guards.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Godane prevails! Amriki has been eliminated!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_A sad day, but lets give #september11 a credit 4 creating jobs, keeping population growth in-check & making #God & #Allah more relevant!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Allah Bless the USA & all, including them Muslim Americans, who died on that faithful day! #september11

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@sindisomzingwan you know following a terror organization can get your computer exploded?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ReneRedzepiNoma a greedy $30+ dinner in an impoverished Somalia deserves an expulsion not a rebuild. @lhammondsoas

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@teodiomio ...tomorrow is the infamous September 11 spectacle!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Bashar Al-Assad is mindful US congress can vote either way & Obama can still order those lethal strikes on #Syria.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Predicting Alqaida's possible attacks on Sep 11: MNCs, weak allies Djibouti et al, & unsuspecting vacation spots like Cyprus.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_More followers as September 11 gets closer, as if there'll be a live link to some embassy attack. You guys know something I don't know?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Obama's bluff on #Syria has forced Alshabab leader to relocate his third wife from the region to another undisclosed safe spot.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Obama's bluff on Syria is working, seriously! #tcot

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab's war account is back on! If Kufars don't want you & they keep on closing the door on your face, why come back?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_ميحرلا نمحرلا هللا مسب

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_A dirty presidential Lexus symbolizes all that is wrong with President Hassan; incompetence staff! #Somalia pic.twitter.com/UAdew7aFF0

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@HSMPress_: #Zimmerman is being haunted by Trayvon's spirits just as OJ was haunted by Nicole & Ron's.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_When Satan pays your salaries, you're Satan's servant. #Norway is paying your salary, you must serve Norway. #Somalia

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Proactive ICC must issue a summon to Obama & #Al-Assad on their plan to unleash horrendous firepower over the #Syrian

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab welcomes & warns @TonyAbbottMHR, Australia's newly elected PM, into the world stage. pic.twitter.com/5HMtPTsDri

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Following Taliban footsteps, Alshabab is exploring to open an office in Doha, Qatar. pic.twitter.com/jjrNYtanus

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab's spoils of war! pic.twitter.com/L6bGoHMewA

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Ahmed Jama cheated death twice, vowed to rebuild & restart charging $30 dinner in poverty-stricken Mogadishu. pic.twitter.com/xYBmtQNC48

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Alyssa_Milano Alshabab congratulates you on your award wining Syrian tape! Somali children affected by war hope a real tape from you.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Can't sell the war to the American people? Sex sells; Alyssa Milano is used as a sex tool to wage a war! j.mp/14YM0dB

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_This is a such an inspiring pic!! pic.twitter.com/b3RScsYttO

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@SomaliPM has created more task force in 12 months than Gaas, Gedi, & Galeydh had done in their entire time in office. #Somalia

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_President Hassan has had more conferences in his 1st year than Prez Sharif, Yusuf & A-Qasim had in their entire presidencies. #Somalia

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_#Istanbul, an Islamic city, got rejected to host the 2020 Summer Olympics. JDP AK PARTI members & their leader are rejoicing!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab will consider a ceasefire if Olympics Committee considers Mogadishu as a host for 2028. #Tokenofpeace pic.twitter.com/Xp32lVjLhl

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@dowsaaa @rubyWoo90 Masha Allah!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Pre-Alshabab Somalia! What's yours is mine! Stronger eats. Weaker dies. pic.twitter.com/QMDNlk5GKZ

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Callousness on his face should tell you what he's about to do! pic.twitter.com/tsKazeCjAc

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_He's caught a big fish for his family. What's troubling this

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He's caught a big fish for his family. What's troubling this hardworking young boy? pic.twitter.com/Zzz73zdlPb

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Upon his return, @SomaliPM will respond today's attacks; he'll convene an "emergency" meeting & form a task force. pic.twitter.com/u34fLLLW0R

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_If you can't aspire to inspire may as well expire.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Target was a restaurant frequented by corrupt security officials. A $30.00 dinner in #Somalia deserves explosion! pic.twitter.com/lEcwwbvB55

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Car explosion followed by a suicide bomber kills 20+ inspecting security officials. #Mogadishu pic.twitter.com/6S4pfkorpC

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_It's true most #tcot members would rather see Obama dead than Bashar Al-Assad. #False #Patriotism

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Kenya's parliament is in a pullout mode. They've just decided to pullout of the IMF; apparently IMF has been hard on #Kenya lately. SMH!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_#Russia's failed attempt to bypass Prez Obama & deal directly with the US Congress is rooted not in blind ignorance but in cultural racism.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@PumpHer4Fun Describing the KDF boys as "little kids" is in itself an act of jihadism & Insha Allah you'll be rewarded for 72 virgins!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Reckless handling has shut down the war account. When Shababs don't listen, the result is the same in battlefield & in twitterverse.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_S U S P E N D E D !

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somali Prez on play mode in rough waters while Alshabab continues the journey even in calm waters. #Somalia pic.twitter.com/RDXn0bw01K

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_#Kenya's leaving the #ICC membership is like an accused person opting out a country's citizenship after being charged of a crime. #Justice

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somali President & his cabinet; All work, no play! Sike! pic.twitter.com/8tlFDbiMKe

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Amriki's departure from Alshabab is understandable, but his abandoning Al-Qaida principles reignites suspicions of undercover identity.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_To be fair, Ted's "X" is not a "Cross" & doesn't have religious connotations. @TEDx #Somalia

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_#Somalia's Mar-Dhoof Prime Minister H.E. Abdi Farah Shirdon is in Jeddah & was hospitalized on arrival for air sickness.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Don't drink Tusker this weekend; your head may end up in a box & be sent to the police. #Kenya pic.twitter.com/19ZB964Ptj

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_An Alshabab brigade stationed in Loita Hills as part of a scheme to tighten the noose on #Nairobi. pic.twitter.com/6l8TsFiDS9

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Marching towards paradise via #Kenya! pic.twitter.com/iDMJenaKsA

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Today, there's at least one more Kenyan, beside Uhuru, who lost his head to #Kavuludi! pic.twitter.com/iewWVFfKYQ

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Saudi Arabia's frustration with its growing irrelevancy is voiced by @PrinceBandar. arabianbusiness.com/saudi-prince-r…

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Gathering of Kenya's Supreme Court Judges; year 2023. Insha Allah. pic.twitter.com/ruAltCu8qT

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_The curse of Kalenjin will continue to hunt the Kenyatta family. Like a father like a son, Kenyatta death will result Kalenjin presidency!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_It's possible Uhuru to die before Bashar Al-Assad. No human force can stop destiny. Accept it & prepare accordingly.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Kenyans be ready for state funeral! President Uhuru Kenyatta will expire on a Thursday night in 2014.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Is it better to be loved or feared?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Bashar Al Assad should stop calling & texting Vladimir Putin's iPhone & start packing to Iran! pic.twitter.com/tLKMNSa8dk

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ShabaabFit @FuckPR "Bang" is the sound of a gunshot hitting the centre mass of a Kufar!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_President Hassan standing beside Somalia's de facto Prime Minster Asho Hagi Elmi. pic.twitter.com/xrUAWQKupl

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@nytimestop @shonhopwood @adamliptak Is it better to

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receive a 213 year sentence or to have a foot & an a hand amputated & be set free?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab will be more successful than Alqaida & will take over the world! Pioneers will depart soon! pic.twitter.com/bCE64OzJZW

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somali forces in firearms training with human body as a target practice. pic.twitter.com/QQzfWaNdA6

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@idillionaire troop leaders read your tweets, twist them, then KABOOM!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@itsBroStinson Affirmative Action!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Assassinating Sheikh Ponda will only worsen #Tanzania's sectarian violence.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_I woke up today! Healthy. Happy. Blessed.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_What a farce! standardmedia.co.ke/m/story.php?ar…

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_MJ: Missed 9000+ shots, lost almost 300 games, took winning shots on 26X & missed. I've failed over & over & over & that is why I succeed.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_When you begin a daunting project, you hope for a progress; when you sense a progress, you hope for a success.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Jubilee steals salaries & expect other public servants not to steal. Police officers have 2 feed their families too! tinyurl.com/lrv8zla

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Jaykulll Godane would say the ultimate end(which is going to heaven) justifies the means.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Training to hit the centre mass! pic.twitter.com/nuu8ZY1VVA

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Training Day in Takaungu pic.twitter.com/vFW5ApAs0U

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Young Shababs graduated Madrasah in Mombasa. These are the future leaders of #Kenya. pic.twitter.com/zHtHazW1pA

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Ya'all know what happens to gays in Alshabab territory? pic.twitter.com/rpOumV2XNt

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@BevDiane Don't let pain & boredom compromise your

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@BevDiane You cannot reason with evil. Remember that.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab's de facto allies, the US Conservatives, blinded by Obama hatred compromise their Americanness; security, IRS, & culture! #TCOT

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Is it true in 2011when your husband was Minister of Higher Education, he had forced UoN officials to give him a MSc?

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_NSA snooping on Alshabab leader reveals the Amir discussing sleeping arrangements with his 4 wives. #MoneyWellSpent

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Please tell Obama to stop listening to people's affairs. Alshabab has nothing to hide.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Jaykulll Asymmetrical indeed. Boys fighting with conviction where death is seen as a reward; KDF fighting for a war they don't want to die.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Jaykulll neither. Just part of strengthening Alshabab forces & knowing the enemy from within.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Even little #Djibouti has imperialistic ambitions sending forces to distant lands. pic.twitter.com/A0fRj4eGMZ

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Jaykulll With a decent pay & a willing student, Kenyan English teachers are rather impressive.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Mogadishu & Nairobi airports & Ethiopian plane burning with hell fire! Coincidence? pic.twitter.com/C2fooyZZmh

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@YoungCons Alshabab strongly concurs your tweet. Limit your gov's drones & its spies listening to Alqaida's phones & the killing of leaders.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@TurningPointUSA Alshabab tends to agree with you. Gov is not the solution. Get rid off your gov! #TCOT

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Jaykulll I understand humans. Most Kenyans are well-behaved & well-behaved humans are predictable.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_If @michellemalkin was married to Godane, either Alshabab brand would sell well to the US or she'd be charged with sleeping with the enemy.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@demoric102 Right on! Those criminals "Bush & Obama" should face justice!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_US Republicans & Alshabab share many views: both love guns, love wars, less taxes, less gov, anti abortion, anti gays, & both r introverts.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ImmmmaBaaawsss @Aquarius1961 @TheDailyDoody soon Insha Allah! All satan's children will explode into million little pieces.

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@Aquarius1961 @Belief4Truth Hockey, Yankee Football & Boxing are violent sports. Why everything western is so aggressive? Satan's kids?

8 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@jeymog @NyamburahMainah your soul is dead if you're not a believer. Save your soul & accept the message from Allah.

8 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@brayody Yes. JKIA.

8 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Uhuru is a murderer & will spend his presidency putting off fires; real or imagined fires. pic.twitter.com/hYr6glDybs

7 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Nairobi airport fires; negligence or neglect? #JKIAFire

7 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Maasha Allah! End of Ramadan is always a joyous occasion. Eid Mubarak! #JKIAFire pic.twitter.com/TqqP71BDmw

7 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Moments before the public execution. pic.twitter.com/ZChseiVcMb

5 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_AMISOM-Jabuti forces executed an 18 year old Somali boy accused of murder. pic.twitter.com/QKx06lJ7qZ

5 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_AMISOM-Jabuti forces have carried their first public execution in HIiraan region. pic.twitter.com/dfYdEtbv8J

5 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somali-Kenyans corrupt Kenya's private sector while Kikuyus corrupt the public sector. #Facts

1 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_With exception of Somalis & Kikuyus, Kenyans are decent, humble & resourceful; but their government is corrupt, incompetent, & arrogant.

1 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Godane spent considerable amount of time to justify the beheadings of his deputies.

1 Aug

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Godane's audio message released this week to Alshabab's frontline fighters reveals so much about the man's mind!

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_ 31 Jul

HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@brayody your gov has no terrorists in custody. Just few poor fishermen branded as pirates & few religious men branded as terrorists.

31 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Kenyan officers, Edward Yesse Mule & Fredrick Irungu Wainaina, in Alshabab custody are released after $$$ paid. pic.twitter.com/Ipvyjs3hQG

31 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@ikiDinle3SUS Alshabab would say the proof is in the pudding.

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@KEcurious he's probably as shrewd & they're both playing above the rim mind games.

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@KEcurious ask his boss. I think he's forced to retire & chilling with Osama.

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Send Turkish citizens (armed with Turkish Delight) into a war zone, side with one side of the conflict & expect to b seen neutral! #Naïveté

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Wake ake up call for Turkey's naive security policy. It'll take Turkish commandos to make headways into Mogadishu. pic.twitter.com/iZZEFnT2SW

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_You know it's a slow news week when the Economist writes rubbish as "What if Mitt Romney had won"; bros in Europe must be on Ramadan break.

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Lets play the Economist's rubbish "what if game"; What if Alshabab had snatched Prince William from #Kenya! economist.com/news/united-st…

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_A #Somali Police Officer points out laughing at a victim for taking too long to die. pic.twitter.com/VvBbRFxVR3

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_As each me was tied to a tree, firing squad took their post, Judge Liban Ali Yarow read the verdict & the sentence. pic.twitter.com/8KQusmPsmY

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somali government executed 4 minority men. Trial, verdict, & execution took less than 15 minutes. #TravestyofJustice pic.twitter.com/68sxszWw7D

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_"A" isn't always good. Each moment you're Angry, Agitated, Anxious, or Annoyed, it's a negative hit on your health.

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somaliland's Vice President shaking hands with madrasah graduates, the same madrasah Godane attended. Maasha Allah. pic.twitter.com/9PwoBYHMwV

27 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Somaliland, the land of Alshabab Emir Godane, is hot spot for

27 Jul

Somaliland, the land of Alshabab Emir Godane, is hot spot for producing youngsters as solid as Godane. Maasha Allah. pic.twitter.com/951CSjWSoP

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Whether you're going to hell or heaven, Alshabab can get you there sooner rather than later.

26 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_If you're hopeless poor & still have patience in this life, you belong to heaven. If you're rich, rude & arrogant, you belong to hell!

26 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Shipment of 40,000 Ethiopian slaves to Saudi Arabia halted by authorities in #Ethiopia. arabnews.com/news/459114#.U…

25 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_They name their baby after George W Bush, a C student who became the president...and then destroyed the world! #Insensitive

24 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_George Alexander LouisAlexander = 9 lettersGeorge Louis =11 letters9/11President George W Bush President = 9George W Bush =119/11

24 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Prince George Alexander Louis! Prince George shirts will sell like madness in colonial #Kenya! #PsychicTorture

24 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Ruto is a goat fucker. Jubilee & CORD must stop accepting & giving goats as gifts. #HowToStopBestialityInKenya pic.twitter.com/UyX8a2dzB7

24 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@wclemo just a short assignment.

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Even if they name the Royal Baby Prince Poo Poo, millions Godless creatures will also name their babies Prince Poo Poo! #PsychicTorture

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_They're mocking African priests, yet African leaders still have false sense of equality with their masters. youtu.be/R3UL_uCNWCo

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_The same Alshabab study reveals many Africans & Asians will name their babies after the new unnamed Royal Baby. #PsychicTorture

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Alshabab study shows 98% of British think Uhuru, Okonkwo, Ruto, Museveni, Kwaku, & Odinga are not worthy of royal baby names.

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_We don't know what the new Royal Baby will be, but we sure know that Okonkwo, Uhuru, kofi, Bambara, or Zuma have zero chance.

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_An Alshabab fighter from Ghana used to say "Kum apem a apem beba”.

23 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@abdu I was there when this attire was in-style. Even Ahmed Madobe has shun it.

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_If you can't beat them, join them; then beat them.

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_@SaaMuli Mombasa isn't a distant hill. Barking from within.

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Mr. @abdu, if Uhuru dresses like this in outskirts of Kismayo, fear-stricken KDF boys will shoot him dead. pic.twitter.com/4ZGLuLZGiC

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_If Kate Middleton has a baby boy & names him Mohammed, wild angry protests will breakout in Pakistan.

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Silver spoon ready! Lights, camera, action! Kate Middleton is about to deliver another entitled baby.

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_President Uhuru Kenyatta of #Kenya in Alshabab attire shows that he's a pushover! Well done, Al-Hijra! pic.twitter.com/WHR3Ni8psu

22 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Team Gaza, staunch Alshabab supporter, hacked the Central Bank of #Kenya & found no $$$; the CBK is broke!

21 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Governors meeting in Mombasa have challenged Uhuru's weak central gov & demanded more autonomy for provinces. #Kenya

21 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_This Luo picture terrifies Uhuru Kentatta. pic.twitter.com/bPx0kG8y1q

21 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Uhuru is stunned by Somalia's relentless public campaign against #Kenya; believes CORD leaders are rallying the Somalis.

20 Jul

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HSM Press Office @HSMPress_Uhuru believes if Obama was a Kikuyu rather than a Luo, ICC would've left him alone & he would've been regular guest at the White House.

20 Jul

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