Oh Lorde! Queen Bee Challenge Volume 1

Oh Lorde!A Guide To

The Queen Bee Challenge

Volume 1

Welcome, drones and workers!

The Queen Bee challenge was created by tacos4sims.

The main goal is to have a female sim give birth to 60 children

by moving in 10 different townie/NPC males.

Once the 6th child of a male is born all children move out

to live with their father.

Inspired by Rex on boolprop.net

and their “How-To Legacy”

I will write this as a step-by-step guide.

Step 1: Create neighborhood

Step 2: Create Queen Bee

“I don’t know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.”

Oh come on. It’s not that bad.

Step 3: Introduce town bike

Anya LordeFortune 5/5/7/3/5

Become World Class Ballet Dancer+ Facial hair, Good Cook

- Grey hair

Step 3: Give house tour

It’s a 5x5 lot, just like in a legacy.

Step 4: Long for electronics

Step 5: Realise how many children you’re going to bear

Step 6: Marvel at the game mechanics

Step 7: Strike and a miss

Step 8: Accept gift from EA that was meant to promote Sims 3

Step 9: Take a job in Athletics because Dance wasn’t available

Step 10: Be repulsed by Goopy

Step 12: Gain a body skill point amongst your cousins, the butterflies

Step 13: Greet walk-bys

Is it bys? Or byes?

Step 14: Be repulsed by Brandon

Step 15: Be admired by stranger

Step 16: Chat with teenagers and a female adult

Step 17: Flick boogers off Komei’s shirt

Step 18: Mmm… Mac and Cheese…

Step 19: Show proof that I install more default replacements than I can remember.

This is Marisa Bendett, unclicked.

Step 20: I don’t always put make-up on my sims, but when I do…

Step 21: Change your appearance to satisfy a man

Don’t do this at home, kids.

Step 22: Meet a potential mate while on a date with another mate

The outfit is the bait.

Step 23: Wonder why Taxi and Walk to… don’t show up until you realise that there are no community lots

Step 24: Be annoyed over the inefficiency of “plumbbobtoggle”

Ya’ need to enter it every time you open a lot, it doesn’t work in the userstartup file and the date bob never goes away.

Step 25: Enjoy the simlish music more than your sims ever will

Step 26: Frown over Fortune sims

Step 27: Flirtation and other relationship-boosters

Step 28: End the date with your partner trying to devour you

This challenge is about bees, not spiders or praying mantises!

Step 29: *facepalm*

Step 30: Dance kiss! ♥

Step 31: Make out while future drone utilises your spoiled food and computer

Step 32: Fall in love

Komei TellermanFortune 6/5/8/3/3Earn §100,000

+ Random skill, random skill- Make-up

Step 33: Try for baby

Step 34: Make-over!

Step 35: Build an actual house

Step 36: Paint stuff

Step 37: I find this order of memories hilarious

Step 38: First kiss that really isn’t first kiss

Step 39: Lament over the shortage of attractive males

Step 40: Succeed at last

Step 41: Keep the apocalypse default replacement plates because you’re too lazy to pull them out

Step 42: Learn not to thumb-wrestle at work

Step 43: Mock a demoted man for crying

Step 44: Promotion

Step 45: Get a job in Dance instead

Step 46: Flick off some more boogers

Step 47: Do the potty dance in absurdly long heels

Step 48: Condemn the establishment

Step 49: Get money for “art”

Step 50: Pop unnoticeably

Step 51: Buy clothes from a store that appears twice in the lot catalog but is named after Nerissa Bee so it has to be a good sign

Step 52: Toss the baby around

Step 53: Finish portrait

I rarely do these, but might as well.

Step 54: Paint thyself

Step 55: Glee because you haven’t played somewhat neat sims in a while

Step 56: Friendly chat with future subject

Step 57: Try to answer based on the character’s character

Step 58: Pretend like you never saw this

Step 59: Wonder if you should paint the future children as well

Step 60: Show off 2-bolt couple

Step 61: Buy a flower bench because why not

Step 62: Let your sims run on Free Will

Step 63: Quit job

Step 64: Get distracted by how beautiful Anya is

Step 65: Birth in a bathroom. How original.

Step 66: Meet Marija

After Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor a.k.a. Lorde.

Step 67: Bee!

v0l

I tried

Step 68: Get the poor kid some clothes

Step 69: Study parenting

Step 70: Roaches -_-

Step 71: Get a call at night

Step 72: Procreate

Step 73: Komei is a good parent

Step 74: I take that back

Step 75: Brace yourself, babies are coming

Step 76: Arrange dead pollenators

Step 77: Die roaches, die!

“Rosebud…”

Step 78: Say hi to your successor while the queen is at work

Step 79: Nasty skunk is nasty

Step 80: Pop goes the weasel

Step 81: Discover that daydreaming actually increases social

Step 82: Walk to work for promotions

Step 83: Glitchy grow-up

Step 84: That’s better

Step 85: She’s a real cutie!

5 nice, 5 outgoing, 8 active, 3 playful, 8 nice

I love her already

Step 86: Note to self: Remove blur

Step 87: Make-over!

Step 88: Cue toddler-spam

Step 89: Remember to feed children

Step 90: Smile while taking pictures of sleeping children

Oh wait, that didn’t sound good.

Step 91: Oh no don’t cry please don’t cry

Step 92: Catch toddler trying to climb a dresser

Step 93: Buy a bathtub because diapers are icky

Step 94: Include this picture simply because you were amused by the bank account

Step 95: Snow that isn’t toxic ash :D

Step 96: Future baby daddy trying to greet the unborn

Why do people feel the need to do this in real life too?

Step 97: Buy a new fridge

Step 98: Teach glowing baby how to walk

Step 99: Burn the pasghetti

Step 100: Radioactive baby throwing blocks in the air

Step 101: These jammies are too awesome not to have a preg-morph

Step 102: Meet Carl

I was watching Simpsons while playing, so he’s named after Carl Carlson.

Step 103: He looks terrified

Step 104: Use a vacation day

That handprint looks ominous…

Step 105: Run everywhere

I love this family

Step 106: Blog about Arts & Crafts for aspiration points

Step 107: Get distracted by Komei’s chest

Step 108: Fear for Social Worker

Step 109: Teach the kid independency

Step 110: Lose aspiration points from selling a mediocre painting

Step 111: How hard can it be

Step 112: Pro-mo-shun

Step 113: Do the horizontal cha-cha

Step 114: Ignore crying children

Step 115: Jump some more rope

Step 116: Baby 3 of 60 is in the oven!

Step 117: Father-daughter mother-potty bonding!

Step 118: Damn right she does

Step 119: Become friends with your offspring

Step 120: Sudden childification

Step 121: Give the kid a room

Step 122: Buy new clothing because outerwear is not acceptable for everyday

Step 123: Grow up right before the cake works

Step 124: Try to find a suitable haircut

5 neat 5 outgoing 10 active 3 playful 6 nice

Step 125: Sigh

Step 126: End the chapter with child labor

Adequate simming!