U.S. Open racket-eers laying low BY MIKE JACCARINO DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER DARIUS WAS RIGHT. It is easy to steal a bus. Just four days after mass-transit menace Darius McCollum swiped a Trailways bus from a Hoboken depot and drove it through Manhattan to Kennedy Airport, I nearly re- peated the act. In broad daylight yesterday, I returned to the same depot and retraced his footsteps. Only good sense — not guards — kept me from driving off. Motor coaches from numerous bus lines sat in the sun, some of them with their doors wide open. They were almost crying out to be taken. A fence topped with barbed wire cir- cled the bus depot, but it might as well have not been there. They left the gate open. I didn’t see any security guards — only a few drivers and mechanics. I walked the 15 yards from the side- walk to the bus with my heart furiously pumping and nerves on edge. I boarded an empty Trailways bus — one of four in the lot. Amazingly, Trail- ways had left the keys in the ignition again. I got behind the wheel and started the engine, heard its growl and felt its rumble. I resisted the temptation to drive off, turned off the bus and slowly walked out as if nothing happened. It was equal parts Ralph Kramden and Willie Sutton — but undeniably McCollum. Now I can relate to McCollum. In an exclu- sive jailhouse interview last week, he told the Daily News why he preferred stealing buses rather than working as a legit driver. “It’s the thrill of taking it,” he said. “It’s an adrenaline rush.” I got a small taste of that rush, and can only imagine what he felt last Tuesday as he drove the Trailways coach during rush hour into Manhattan. Once there, McCollum, 45, picked up a group of unsuspecting flight atten- dants at the Hotel Pennsylvania on 33rd St., telling them, “I’m a bus driver,” and ferrying them to Kennedy Airport free of charge. Trailways officials didn’t return calls yester- day. McCollum, who has Asperger syndrome, a form of autism, said he has swiped 150 buses over the last decade. Cops have busted him 27 times over the last 29 years. Authorities charged McCollum with grand larceny auto and possession of stolen proper- ty for his latest heist. He faces 15 years in pris- on, and is awaiting his fate in a floating jail in the Bronx. When he was caught in Queens — on the Van Wyck Expressway on his way back from Kennedy — McCollum told the arresting officer, “I’ll bet they won’t leave the keys in the ignition. I’ll bet they’ll be more careful now.” Not yet. [email protected] THERE WON’T BE a second exit for Steven Slater at jetBlue. The airline yesterday canned the flight attendant who slid into folk-hero status last month when he jumped down a plane’s emer- gency chute with beers in hand af- ter telling off passengers at Kennedy Airport. Spokes- woman Jen- ny Dervin said yester- day that Slater, 38, of Queens, is no longer employed by the air- line. She said the airline won’t re- lease further details. Slater’s lawyer had said his “take this job and shove it” heroics prompted tens of thousands of on- line fans to urge the airline to keep him on. Slater, who had been suspend- ed by the airline, still faces crimi- nal mischief, reckless endanger- ment and trespassing charges. The Associated Press HOW I COULD’VE SWIPED THIS BUS Daily News reporter Mike Jaccarino had little trouble hopping on and starting up a bus at the same depot where famed bus-stealer Darius McCollum boosted a bus on Tuesday. “It’s an adrenaline rush,” says bus thief Darius McCollum. NO LOVE MATCH: See the video NYDailyNews.com jetBlue shows Slater exit door THE THREE tennis fans whose heated brawl caused a racket at the U.S. Open took a much mel- lower approach yesterday, keep- ing quiet and maintaining a low- profile. Joey Pedevill, 27, whose drunk- en f-bomb tirade in the stands on Thursday night sparked the fight with Tracey Falco and her dad, Lawrence Burnett, never set foot out of his Murray Hill apartment. Meanwhile, Falco, 49, came and went from her Long Island home, but didn’t comment on the volley of words exchanged with Pedevill. Video footage of the fight shows Falco at one point smack- ing Pedevill. Later Burnett tries to choke him, leading to an all-out brawl. Burnett, 75, said nothing yes- terday as he left his sprawling East Stroudsburg, Pa., estate. A neighbor who did not give her name was shocked that Bur- nett, a stroke survivor, was in- volved in the scrape. “It is so out of character for him,” the neighbor said. “Every time I’ve talked to Larry, he’s Mr. Nice Guy.” All three have been banned from the Queens tennis major through Sept. 30, 2012. Joe Jackson, Irving DeJohn, Henrick Karoliszyn and James Fanelli DAILY NEWS NYDailyNews.com Sunday, September 5, 2010 3 mI