I’ve just spent an hour surfing the Internet for porn. Not the run-of-the-mill, bored housewife meets pizza delivery boy stuff, but hardcore shoe porn for men. An hour earlier, I didn’t even know that shoe porn existed, let alone the fact that men are among those most addicted. ART DIRECTION & DIGITAL IMAGING JASON TAN PHOTOS GETTY IMAGES GUIDE TO STYLE MAN TO MAN SHOES MAKETH THE MAN Poor Neil Humphreys. He enters the world of shoe porn and finds out it has nothing to do with foot fetishes and nurses with syringes. At a guess, I might have suggested the sordid term involved bored housewives, pizza delivery boys and foot fetishes. But I’d be wrong. Shoe porn is for men who can’t get enough of the fashion accessory. And it’s an adornment for them, too – they’re not sitting at home fantasizing about a female stranger wearing a nurse’s uniform and a pair of stilettos while brandishing a syringe. Apparently, men love shoes. They adore them, revere them, yearn for them and lust after them in an unexpected, disturbing, Imelda Marcos meets Sex In The City kind of way. 70 OCTOBER 2013 MENSHEALTH.COM.SG