Maryann

the life

of a

SHARK:the startto my american dream.

maryann

the dream?to become a...

lawyer.

and enjoy whatever comes with it…

i’ve wanted to be a lawyer since before I could even define the term.

well… When my dreams of becoming an artist were obviously headed for failure.

but i had something going for me:

i was alwa

ys an amaz

ing arguer

.

here’s how i will accomplish my dream:

step 1: • go to the (undecided) college of my choice and have fun…

*take advantage of my parents and theirwashing machine/dryer.

step 2: • graduate.

step 3:• go to law school.

…and rea

lize i p

robably

should h

ave spen

t a litt

le less

time bul

lsh!ttin

g colleg

e.

step 4: • graduate.

again…

without being $125417259871928796587192873 in debt.

step 5:• get a job as a lawyer…

drawback?

it’ll probably be pretty boring.

but that’s ok!

because I’ll leave that one and join a more exciting one.

(being a juvenile justice lawyer…)

HOPEFULLY…by this time there will be a step 6…

adopt a dog…

or sev

eral.

WOOF.

and move back to chicago.

and that is the start of my american dream.