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- Friday, March 12 - Fed Flicks - See Friday Dr. W. R. &~mmins, Dept. of Botany, Enndale College. U.ofT WIII be speaking at a biology semtnar at WLU on Arctlc Agriculture -- Video Tournament contmues in the Campus Centre Gaines ?oom. 1st prize - a Pinball Machme!! Catch the action. - Monday, March 15 - Fantasy or Opportunity What canbelearnedfromarctlcp!ants.Dr Cummlns WIII speak at 7 30 pm In 2C8 of the Arts Bldg. Everyone WATSweek. The U of W Scierice Fiction Club, WATSFIC, wil be Video Tournament - see Friday. welcome and free admIssIon staging events for thenext two days. Friday: TravellerTournament; Saturday and Sunday: Dungeons and Dragons tournament. More nformation can be obtained from WATSFIC In MC 3036. Come out Scoops - see Friday. 2nd learn how to slay dragons and fly starships The Fine Arts Students Guild IS having a Show and &le In ES II, Fine Arts Studlo. Come and browse through this years selection of prints, drawings, paintings and sculpture. All works at low prices. The Art Exhibit being shown In the Concourse Gallery at WLU wil be by WLU Students, Staff, and Faculty. Everyone iswelcome. This exhibit runs until March 26. Earnie Regehr, from Project Ploughshares, WIII speakon the Social Impacts of Nuclear Weapons at 7:30 pm In the Eby Room of the Kltchener Public Library This talk I S being sponsored by THINK For more InformatIon cal 884-9362 $iCOOPS - Neilson’s quality ice cream at a quality price. Open Monday - Frlday:a 11:30 - 3:30 pm and Wednesday Movie Night from 9 - 10 pm. Business is licking up: Overeaters Anonymous - help for people who eat when they aren’t hungry and go on eating binges for no apparent reason. No feesorweish-ins.WrlteP.O.Box491, Waterloo,OntartoN2J4A9or phone Community Information Centre, 579-3800 Womei’s Centre Office Hours - see Friday. PEERS --- see Friday K-W Probe - see Friday. Experience ‘82 IS now available, a brochure outllning summer employment opportunities with the Goverhment of Ontario, is now The U of W House of Debates IS holdtng I& meetings every avaIlable from the Career Information Centre In Needles Hall. This Monday.Comeout anddebate wlthus.You’llhaveagoodtIme.5:30 program is deslnged to offer career-oriented experience to p.m. Conrad Grebel College, Rm. 250. Interested ktudenfs. The deadline for applications IS April 1. Eckankar “A Way of Life”. Free Introductory talk. Everyone Brochures are limited to pick yours up soon. welcome. 7:30 p.m. CC 135. K-W Probe Office Hours: Monday: 10 - 12 noon, & 1:30 - 3:30 pm; Tuesday: 1:30 - 3:30 pm; Wednesday: 10 - 12 noon & 1:30 - 3:30 pm; Thursday: 10 - 12 noon and Friday: 10 - 12 noon. Women’s Centre Office Hours: 12 noon - 1 p.m. Monday - - Tuesdqy, March 16 - Friday. Video Tournament - See Filday POET’s Pub - Come In, have a drink and relax after a long week. Scoops - See Friday Pinball. cold refreshments and good company available in CPH Fine Arts Students Show and Sale - See Friday 1327.12 noon - 4:00 p.m. PEERS. Open Monday - thursday: 3:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Friday 1:00 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. CC 138A. Salat-UI-Jumua (Friday Prayer). Organized by the Muslim Studen&’ Association. 1:30 - 2:30 p.m. CC 110. Peace end Conflict StudiesCollbquium Series presents Prof. Henry Wlseman, Dept. of PolitIcal Studies, Umversity of Guelph; Former Director, Peacekeeping Programs, lnternatlonal Peace Academy. “International Peacekeeping in the 80’s: The Global Outlook”. 3:30 p.m. ConradGrebel College Auditorium (Room 156) Department of Computer Science Seminar. Systems/Theory Seminar. Prof W. W. Armstrong of the Universlte de Montreal wil speak on “The Semilattice Data Model”. 3:30 p.m. MC 3009. Vegetarian Club. Learn to prepare your favourite vegetarian dishes from around the world. Live demonstrations For further In- formationcall 888.7321.6:OO p.m. A FEWTRUE Hours, music and comedy by a Few Good Men and A Few Close Friends. $1.49 at the door 8:00 p.m. ES1.221. The Earthen Mug Coffee House welcomes you. Drop in for tea or coffee and listen to the live entertainment 8:00 p.m. - midnight. o,-. 1-c. LL ,I”. Fed Flicks - Nice Dreams starring Cheech and Chong. 8:00 pm. AL 116. Feds: $1.00; Others$2.00. Party with BENT, 8:00 - 1% am at the Beach Party. Bring out yo,ur best summer togs and enloy‘yourself to the fullest. See you there. South Campus Hall. Theatresports - Can you think of a better way to spend Friday night than watching actors Improvise their way into your heart? -- (Yes, I said “Improvise!“) Admission $1.00, Feds 75U. 9:30 pm HH 180. - Saturday, WATS WEEK - See Friday. March 13 - UW Planning Students present “HousIng In the 80’s: Problems and Prospects”. Introductory Address and Panel Discussion on the affordabllity of Housing, followed by a panel discusslon on Innovation in Design. Registration wil take place 8:30 am the day of the conference m Arts Lecture. Registration fee: $5.00, Students $2.50. Further informatlon cal 3185. ~ Housing in the 80’s: Problems and Prospects: Mr. W. Wronski, Executive Vice-president of the Urban Development Institute wil give the conference keynote address on the role of planning and the planner in housmg followed by two panel dlscussions dealing with theme areas of determlnlng special needs m housing and god/t lnterventlon 1:OO p.m. AL. Warm up for St. Patty’s Day with ihe Bent Pub Crawl. Bring out your green and start getting ready early. Buses leave the Campus Centre at 1 p.m. so don’t be late. Top of the morning to ya. l-6 pm. 1 Campus Centre. K-,W Pro%e - See Friday Womens Centre Office Hours - See Friday PEERS - See Friday The U of W Progressive Conservative Club WIII be meeting to discuss upcoming club events. All UW students are welcome to attend. 2:30 p.m. CC 113. Film shown by English Department at WLU. Introduction to Chaplin; the Gold Rush IS the title of the film viewed. DiscussIon to follow. Film wil be shown In Rm. 2E7 of the Arts Bldg. at 2:30 p.m. AdmissIon IS free and everyone IS welcome. ThEfirst In a week long series of no& time concerts featuring U of W folk and classical muslclans happens today in the Campus Centre Great Hall between 11:30 - 1:30 p.m. Organlzed by the Turnkeys. Department of Computer Science Seminar. Systeps & NetworksSeminar. Dr. Peter Cashinof Bell-NorthernResearchwill speak on ‘Software in Multi-Computer Systems”. 3:30 p.m. MC 3009. Waterloo ChriStian Fellowship Supper Meeting. Join them for singing, supper and discussion. The topic is Giftsof the Holy Spirit. 4:30 - 7 p.m. HH 280. Nick Pappis, lflternatlonal Speaker talking on the topic “Untangling Your Life”. 7:00 p.m. In CC 113. Sponsored by the Maranatha ChristIan Club. Annual General Meeting of the Chinese Students Assoclatlon. Members are urged to attend this meeting which IS the highest authority of the association (please bring along your CSA membership card). 7:oO p.m. AL 116. The University of Waterloo Drama Department presentsasits major production of the Winter 1982 season, W. S. Gilbert’s Engaged, a romantlc farce in the most frantic tradition of the nineteenth century. Engaged is directed by Douglas Abel. The play wil be presented in the Humanities Theatre. 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $5.00, students/seniors $3.00. Group rates available. For lnfoimation and reservations cal the UW Arts Centre Box office, 885-4280. Gaysof WLUareshowingafeaturefilm,“The NakedCivllServant” at their coffeehouse at 8:00 p.m. in the lower lounge, Semlnary Building, WLU. Awittyclasslcfilmonbein~gay InEngland yearsago. Entrance fee of $1.50 members, $2.00 non members to cover .operatlng costs. Beth Jacob Congregation of Kitchener and WjSA Invite you to join in their weekly study of Chumash (Bible). 8:00 p.m. Beth Jacob Synagogue, 161 Stirling Avenue, Kitchener. For more infocall Mark 742-2782. Brainstorm Meeting - FASS 83. Everyone is welcome to come with their orlgihal or old idkas for next years show. 9:30 pm ML 104. - Wednesday, March 17 - Pakistani Students Association presents “The Music of the Scoops - See Friday. East”, a cultural event based on the presentation of Pakistani dance and music performed by the top Pakistani Musicgroupincanada- Fine Arts Students Show & Sale x See Monday l the Mos~qar.7~00p.m.TheatreoftheAits.Tickets$3.00,availableat K-W Probe - See Friday the door and-the box offlde in Humanltles. Co-sponsored by the Women’s Centre Office Hours - See Friday Pakistan Canada Assoclatlon PEERS - See Friday \ Fed Flicks -- See Friday. WJSA Invites you to their weekly Bagel Brunches, featuring once Remember summer nightsat the al night drive-ins? Perk up your memory and prepare early Saturday March 12 midnight to 7 a.m. agam, those world famous Toronto Bagels. Drop by between 11:30 Lots of fun and good times. 12 midnlght - 7 a.m. CC. - 1:30 pm CC 110. Christian Engineering Fellowship. A tl e of p%se, bible study, and prayer. All are welcome. 12:30 - 1:2 CT pm EL 208. - Sunday, March 14 - WATSWEEK - see Friday. Free Noon Concert featuring Llian Kilianskl.Contraltoand John Greer, piano. 12:30p.m. TheatreoftheArts.SponsoredbyContrad Grebel College Music Department. Campus Worship Service. Chaplains Rem Koolstra & Graham Morbey. lo:30 a.m. HH 280. The Maranatha Christian Club Invites you to tiorship with them. 11:OO a.m. at 29 Young Street West, Waterloo Pastor: Ken Green. For dlrectlons or ride cal 884-2850. Laurel Creek Nature Centre presents G. R. C. A. Spring Flood Watch at 11.00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. Once again the Conservation Authority gears ;Ip to monitor spring water levels and to watch for any problems. For Information cal 885-1368. Free noon time concert In the CC Great Hall, 11:30 - 1:30 featuring Perry Domzella. Subvursive Education atid the means that students can become activtsts is the presentation by Larry Gordon, Grindstone Island Centre at the WPIRG Brown Bag Seminar. Come hear about alternaiives to university education for making social and political change. At 12:30 In Campus Centre 135. K-W Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic. 2 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. First United Church, King & Wiliam Streets, Waterloo. Quota 325. Bhaktl Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness) meditation and vegetarian feast All welcome (Free). Further infocall888-7321.5:00 Department of Computer Science: Computer Science p.m. 51 Amos Avenue, Waterloo. Colloquium. Professor Karel Cullk of thisdepartment wil speak on TheBentNoTale~tNighttakesplace7-llp.m.attheVlGreen. “Systolic Arrays and AFtomatla (for WLSI).” 3:30 pm MC 5158. Even if you’re not entered come and cheer for the budding Christian Perspective3 Lecture Series: God, Man and World In entertainer of youi choice. As this IS a licensed event, bring yourage Western Thought. Drs. Graham Morbey:4:30 - 6 p.m. HH 334. I.D. WaterIon Christian Fellowship Supper Meeting. Joln us for Chapel Service with coffee and discussion to follow. 7:00 p.m. singing, supper and discusslon around the theme of the Gifts of the Conrad Grebel College Holy Spirit. 4:30 - 7 p.m. SCH 232. The Renaissance Sihgers, Raymond D:?niels,conductor presents Chapel. 4:45 pm Conrad Grebel College. a Choral Concert: Mass In G Major (Schubert). 8:00 p.m. St. Wednesday Night Discussion Fellowship 5:30 - Common Matthews Lutheran Church, Benton & Churchstreets, Kltchener. Meal. 7:00 p.m. Bible Study, special lectures. Rem Kooistra & AdmIssIon $4.00 at the door. For addItIona InformatIon cal Graham Morbey, Chaplains. 5:30 p.m. HH 280. , Raymond Daniels 578 3815. Nick Papis - See Tuesday. Engaged see Tuesdqy Film and Open Panel DiscussiononSexual Assault Ashowlngof “This Film IS About Rape”. Panel DISCUSSION with RobIn Jones, Patrol Officer; Patrice Reltzel, Lawyer; Debra Ross, Guelph, Weln+n Women In Crlsts, Lorna Woriow, Self Defense Instructor. 8:00 p m. EL 103 Sponsored by WPIRG, Birth Control Centre, Women’s Centre. Women’s Actlon Co:operatlve, Turnkeys. FedelatIon of Students GLOW coffeehouse (Gay Llberatlon of Waterloo) 8:30pm CC 110 Cinema Gratis presents MIdnIght Cowboy 9:30 p.m Campus Centre Great Hall. Free - Thursday, March 18 -. SCOOPS -- See Friday Video Tournament Playoff (tf necessary) In the Campus Centre Games Room. First prize. a pInball machine” Fine Arti Students Show & Sale - See Monday K-W Probe - See Friday Womens Centre Office Hours - See Friday PEERS - See Friday Science Society Elections! Vote today for posltlbnsof President. Vice President, Secretary-Treasurer. 10% must vote to make It count Vote III the Sc~Soc ofhce. POETS Pub - see last Friday Music at Noon concert at WLU. MUSIC at Noon WIII feature Leupold Series of J. S Bach, Organ recital XII by Jan Overduln Concert wil be held In the Keffer Memorial Chapel(cornerofAlbert and Brlcker) at 12 noon AdmIssIon free and everyone welcome Enjoy a hot SIX course vegetarian lunch. $1.50 12 ~ 2 p m CC 135. Free Noon Time Concert Series 111 the Campus Cqntre contmues, featuring U of W folk singers and classIcal muslclans 11.30 - 1.30 p m. Organlzed by the Turnkeys. Beit resolved that,“Aman’splaceisbetweenthesheets” TheUof W House of Debates wil debate this resolution with Royal Mllltary Collegelnanexhlbltlondebate 12.3OCC 110 Heckllnglspermlttcd Dr..John Shaughnessy, Hope College. Mlchlgan WIII be speaking at WLU on Rehearsal Strategies (Shared vlslt with McMaster and U of T). Dr. Shaughnessy w!II speak In Rm 3-309.‘313 of theCentral Teaching BulldIng at 1:30 p m. - 3.00 p m AdmIssIon IS free and everyone I S welcome. MatureStud~ntsProgram,“PuttlngltallTogetherHowtoFllldA Job. Judy Stewart 1 Conestoga College.descnbes vanouslob search strateqles. 2 p m. HH 373. Computer Science Lecture: Dr James G. MItchelI of Xerox Palo Alto Research Centre WIII speak on “File Servers for Local Area Networks (A Survey In Two Acts). 3:30 p.m. MC 5158. Also held on Fridav. U of W House of Debates - see Monday Waterloo Vegetarian Association Pot Luck Dinner. Brlngone vegetarian dish, also bring cutlery and plates. Free, al are welcome A panel dIscussIon to follow. 6:30 p.m. MC 5136. Nick Pappis - See Tuesday. The Problem with Software Projectibn (or, How to Be A Software Plrate), a talk by Toronto lawyer Adam Vereshack on the advantages and disadvantages of various methods of protecting computer software WIII take place in MC 3006 at 800 p.m. Sponsored by WPIRG and the Computer Sclsnce Club - Friday, March 19 - Conference on Alice Munroat St. Jerome’s College Sponsored by the U of W Department of English office of Research Grants. Remson College. Reglstratlon fee I S $10.00 For further InformatIon contact Judith Miller at Renlson College Scoops - see last Friday K-W Probe - see last F;lday Wonien’s Centre - see last Friday Salat-UI-Jumua - last Friday PEERS - last Friday Computer Science Lecture - see Thursday 1st Annual Ontario Recreation Student Conference, March 19,20,21.recreACTlON’82:FocusontheFuture.Presentedbythe U of W Recreation Students Assoclatlon Reglstr.atlon ls$35.00urlth probf of membershlp In any professlonal recreation assoclatton or $45.00 withput. Further Info cal Jane Skinner, Dept. of Recreation. Vegetarian Club - See l&t Friday. Nick Pappis ~ see Tuesday, room changed to CC 135 Engaged - see Tuesday The Fame ofSimon Girty ~- See Thursday - Corning Events - Indian ‘Students Association presents a multl-award wlnnlns Hlndi movie “Chit Chor”. Color with English sub-titles. starrIn< Amol Palekar, Zanna Wahab Award winning MUSIC dIrectIon F;r,ne and enJoy this box offlce hItI 7:30 p.m. Saturday March 20 AL Recreation Students Association prese,nts Oktoberfest In the Spring. “Spnngfest”. 9.00 p.m. Waterloo Motor Inn Ballroom. COS $3.00. TIcketsavaIlable from Recreation students. Saturday Marct
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- Friday, March 12 - Fed Flicks - See Friday D r . W. R . &~mmins, Dept. of Botany, Enndale College. U.ofT WII I be speaking at a biology semtnar at WLU on Arctlc Agriculture - -

Video Tournament contmues in the Campus Centre Gaines ?oom. 1st prize - a Pinball Machme!! Catch the action. - Monday, March 15 -

Fantasy or Opportunity What canbelearnedfromarctlcp!ants.Dr Cummlns WII I speak at 7 30 pm In 2C8 of the Ar ts Bldg. Everyone

WATSweek. The U of W Scierice Fiction Club, WATSFIC, will be Video Tournament - see Friday. welcome and free admIssIon

staging events for thenext two days. Friday: TravellerTournament; ’ Saturday and Sunday: Dungeons and Dragons tournament. More nformation can be obtained from WATSFIC In MC 3036. Come out

Scoops - see Friday.

2nd learn how to slay dragons and fly starships The Fine Ar ts Students Guild I S having a Show and &le In E S I I , Fine Ar ts Studlo. Come and browse through this years selection of prints, drawings, paintings and sculpture. All works at low prices.

The A r t Exhibit being shown In the Concourse Gallery at WLU will be by WLU Students, S ta f f , and Faculty. Everyone iswelcome. This exhibit runs until March 26.

Earnie Regehr, from Project Ploughshares, WII I speakon the Social Impacts of Nuclear Weapons at 7:30 pm In the Eby Room of the Kltchener Public Library This talk I S being sponsored by THINK For more InformatIon call 884-9362

$iCOOPS - Neilson’s quality ice cream at a quality price. Open Monday - Frlday:a 11:30 - 3:30 pm and Wednesday Movie Night from 9 - 10 pm. Business is licking up:

Overeaters Anonymous - help for people who eat when they aren’t hungry and go on eating binges for no apparent reason. No feesorweish-ins.WrlteP.O.Box491, Waterloo,OntartoN2J4A9or phone Community Information Centre, 579-3800

Womei’s Centre Office Hours - see Friday. P E E R S -- - see Friday

K-W Probe - see Friday. Experience ‘82 I S now available, a brochure outllning summer employment opportunities with the Goverhment of Ontario, is now

The U of W House of Debates I S holdtng I & meetings every

avaIlable from the Career Information Centre In Needles Hall. This Monday.Comeout anddebate wlthus.You’llhaveagoodtIme.5:30

program is deslnged to offer career-oriented experience to p.m. Conrad Grebel College, Rm. 250.

Interested ktudenfs. The deadline for applications I S April 1. Eckankar “ A Way of Life”. Free Introductory talk. Everyone

Brochures are limited to pick yours up soon. welcome. 7:30 p.m. C C 135.

K-W Probe Office Hours: Monday: 10 - 12 noon, & 1:30 - 3:30 pm; Tuesday: 1:30 - 3:30 pm; Wednesday: 10 - 12 noon & 1:30 - 3:30 pm; Thursday: 10 - 12 noon and Friday: 10 - 12 noon. Women’s Centre Office Hours: 12 noon - 1 p.m. Monday -

- Tuesdqy, March 16 -

Friday. Video Tournament - See Filday

POET’s Pub - Come In, have a drink and relax after a long week. Scoops - See Friday Pinball. cold refreshments and good company available in C P H Fine Ar ts Students Show and Sale - See Friday 1327.12 noon - 4:00 p.m.

P E E R S . Open Monday - thursday: 3:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Friday 1:00 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. C C 138A. Salat-UI-Jumua (Friday Prayer). Organized by the Muslim Studen&’ Association. 1:30 - 2:30 p.m. C C 110. Peace end Conflict StudiesCollbquium Series presents Prof . Henry Wlseman, Dept. of PolitIcal Studies, Umversity of Guelph; Former Director, Peacekeeping Programs, lnternatlonal Peace Academy. “International Peacekeeping in the 80’s: The Global Outlook”. 3:30 p.m. ConradGrebel College Auditorium (Room 156)

Department of Computer Science Seminar. Systems/Theory Seminar. Prof W. W. Armstrong of the Universlte de Montreal will speak on “The Semilattice Data Model”. 3:30 p.m. MC 3009.

Vegetarian Club. Learn to prepare your favourite vegetarian dishes from around the world. Live demonstrations For further In- formationcall 888.7321.6:OO p.m.

A FEWTRUE Hours, music and comedy by a Few Good Men and A Few Close Friends. $1.49 at the door 8:00 p.m. ES1.221.

The Earthen Mug Coffee House welcomes you. Drop in for tea or coffee and listen to the live entertainment 8:00 p.m. - midnight. o,-. 1-c. LL , I ” .

Fed Flicks - Nice Dreams starring Cheech and Chong. 8:00 pm. AL 116. Feds: $1.00; Others$2.00.

Party with BENT, 8:00 - 1% am at the Beach Party. Bring out yo,ur best summer togs and enloy‘yourself to the fullest. See you there. South Campus Hall.

Theatresports - Can you think of a better way to spend Friday night than watching actors Improvise their way into your heart? - - (Yes, I said “Improvise!“) Admission $1.00, Feds 75U. 9:30 pm H H 180.

- Saturday, WATS W E E K - See Friday.

March 13 -

UW Planning Students present “HousIng In the 80’s: Problems and Prospects”. Introductory Address and Panel Discussion on the affordabllity of Housing, followed by a panel discusslon on Innovation in Design. Registration will take place 8:30 am the day of the conference m Arts Lecture. Registration fee: $5.00, Students $2.50. Further informatlon call 3185. ~

Housing in the 80’s: Problems and Prospects: Mr. W. Wronski, Executive Vice-president of the Urban Development Institute will give the conference keynote address on the role of planning and the planner in housmg followed by two panel dlscussions dealing with theme areas of determlnlng special needs m housing and god/t

lnterventlon 1:OO p.m. AL.

Warm up for S t . Patty’s Day with ihe Bent Pub Crawl. Bring out your green and start getting ready early. Buses leave the Campus Centre at 1 p.m. so don’t be late. Top of the morning to ya. l-6 pm. 1 Campus Centre.

K- ,W Pro%e - See Friday

Womens Centre Office Hours - See Friday P E E R S - See Friday

The U of W Progressive Conservative Club WII I be meeting to discuss upcoming club events. All UW students are welcome to attend. 2:30 p.m. C C 113.

Film shown by English Department at WLU. Introduction to Chaplin; the Gold Rush I S the title of the film viewed. DiscussIon to follow. Film will be shown In Rm. 2E7 of the Ar ts Bldg. at 2:30 p.m. AdmissIon I S free and everyone I S welcome.

ThEfirst In a week long series of no& time concerts featuring U of W folk and classical muslclans happens today in the Campus Centre Great Hall between 11:30 - 1:30 p.m. Organlzed by the Turnkeys.

Department of Computer Science Seminar. Systeps & NetworksSeminar. D r . Peter Cashinof Bell-NorthernResearchwill speak on ‘Software in Multi-Computer Systems”. 3:30 p.m. MC 3009. Waterloo ChriStian Fellowship Supper Meeting. Join them for singing, supper and discussion. The topic is Giftsof the Holy Spirit. 4:30 - 7 p.m. H H 280.

Nick Pappis, lflternatlonal Speaker talking on the topic “Untangling Your Life”. 7:00 p.m. In C C 113. Sponsored by the Maranatha ChristIan Club.

Annual General Meeting of the Chinese Students Assoclatlon. Members are urged to attend this meeting which I S the highest authority of the association (please bring along your C S A membership card). 7:oO p.m. AL 116.

The University of Waterloo Drama Department presentsasits major production of the Winter 1982 season, W. S . Gilbert’s Engaged, a romantlc farce in the most frantic tradition of the nineteenth century. Engaged is directed by Douglas Abel. The play will be presented in the Humanities Theatre. 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $5.00, students/seniors $3.00. Group rates available. For lnfoimation and reservations call the UW Arts Centre Box office, 885-4280. Gaysof WLUareshowingafeaturefilm,“The NakedCivllServant” at their coffeehouse at 8:00 p.m. in the lower lounge, Semlnary Building, WLU. Awittyclasslcfilmonbein~gay InEngland yearsago. Entrance fee of $1.50 members, $2.00 non members to cover

.operatlng costs. Beth Jacob Congregation of Kitchener and WjSA Invite you to

join in their weekly study of Chumash (Bible). 8:00 p.m. Beth Jacob Synagogue, 161 Stirling Avenue, Kitchener. For more infocall Mark 742-2782.

Brainstorm Meeting - FASS 83. Everyone is welcome to come with their orlgihal or old idkas for next years show. 9:30 pm ML 104.

- Wednesday, March 17 - Pakistani Students Association presents “The Music of the Scoops - See Friday. East”, a cultural event based on the presentation of Pakistani dance and music performed by the top Pakistani Musicgroupincanada-

Fine Ar ts Students Show & Sale x See Monday l

the Mos~qar.7~00p.m.TheatreoftheAits.Tickets$3.00,availableat K-W Probe - See Friday

the door and-the box offlde in Humanltles. Co-sponsored by the Women’s Centre Office Hours - See Friday Pakistan Canada Assoclatlon P E E R S - See Friday \

Fed Flicks - - See Friday. WJSA Invites you to their weekly Bagel Brunches, featuring once Remember summer nightsat the all night drive-ins? Perk up your memory and prepare early Saturday March 12 midnight to 7 a.m.

agam, those world famous Toronto Bagels. Drop by between 11:30

Lots of fun and good times. 12 midnlght - 7 a.m. C C . - 1:30 pm CC 110. Christian Engineering Fellowship. A tl e of p%se, bible study,

and prayer. All are welcome. 12:30 - 1:2 CT pm EL 208.

- Sunday, March 14 - WATSWEEK - see Friday.

Free Noon Concert featuring Lllian Kilianskl.Contraltoand John Greer, piano. 12:30p.m. TheatreoftheArts.SponsoredbyContrad Grebel College Music Department.

Campus Worship Service. Chaplains Rem Koolstra & Graham Morbey. lo:30 a.m. H H 280.

The Maranatha Christian Club Invites you to tiorship with them. 11:OO a.m. at 29 Young Street West, Waterloo Pastor: Ken Green. For dlrectlons or ride call 884-2850.

Laurel Creek Nature Centre presents G . R . C . A . Spring Flood Watch at 11.00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. Once again the Conservation Authority gears ;Ip to monitor spring water levels and to watch for any problems. For Information call 885-1368.

Free noon time concert In the C C Great Hall, 11:30 - 1:30 featuring Perry Domzella.

Subvursive Education atid the means that students can become activtsts is the presentation by Larry Gordon, Grindstone Island Centre at the WPIRG Brown Bag Seminar. Come hear about alternaiives to university education for making social and political change. A t 12:30 In Campus Centre 135.

K-W Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic. 2 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. First United Church, King & William Streets, Waterloo. Quota 325.

Bhaktl Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness) meditation and vegetarian feast All welcome (Free). Further infocall888-7321.5:00

Department of Computer Science: Computer Science

p.m. 51 Amos Avenue, Waterloo. Colloquium. Professor Karel Cullk of thisdepartment will speak on

TheBentNoTale~tNighttakesplace7-llp.m.attheVlGreen. “Systolic Arrays and AFtomatla (for WLSI).” 3:30 pm MC 5158.

Even if you’re not entered come and cheer for the budding Christian Perspective3 Lecture Series: God, Man and World In

entertainer of youi choice. As this I S a licensed event, bring yourage Western Thought. Drs. Graham Morbey:4:30 - 6 p.m. H H 334.

I . D . WaterIon Christian Fellowship Supper Meeting. Joln us for

Chapel Service with coffee and discussion to follow. 7:00 p.m. singing, supper and discusslon around the theme of the Gifts of the

Conrad Grebel College Holy Spirit. 4:30 - 7 p.m. S C H 232.

The Renaissance Sihgers, Raymond D:?niels,conductor presents Chapel. 4:45 pm Conrad Grebel College.

a Choral Concert: Mass In G Major (Schubert). 8:00 p.m. S t . Wednesday Night Discussion Fellowship 5:30 - Common

Matthews Lutheran Church, Benton & Churchstreets, Kltchener. Meal. 7:00 p.m. Bible Study, special lectures. Rem Kooistra &

AdmIssIon $4.00 at the door. For addItIona InformatIon call Graham Morbey, Chaplains. 5:30 p.m. H H 280. ,

Raymond Daniels 578 3815. Nick Papis - See Tuesday.

Engaged see Tuesdqy

Film and Open Panel DiscussiononSexual Assault Ashowlngof “This Film I S About Rape”. Panel D I S C U S S I O N with RobIn Jones, Patrol Officer; Patrice Reltzel, Lawyer; Debra Ross, Guelph, Wellln+n Women In Crlsts, Lorna Woriow, Self Defense Instructor. 8:00 p m. EL 103 Sponsored by WPIRG, Birth Control Centre, Women’s Centre. Women’s Actlon Co:operatlve, Turnkeys. FedelatIon of Students

GLOW coffeehouse (Gay Llberatlon of Waterloo) 8:30pm C C 110 Cinema Gratis presents MIdnIght Cowboy 9:30 p.m Campus Centre Great Hall. Free

- Thursday, March 18 -. S C O O P S -- See Friday

Video Tournament Playoff ( t f necessary) In the Campus Centre Games Room. First prize. a pInball machine”

Fine Arti Students Show & Sale - See Monday

K-W Probe - See Friday

Womens Centre Office Hours - See Friday P E E R S - See Friday

Science Society Elections! Vote today for posltlbnsof President. Vice President, Secretary-Treasurer. 10% must vote to make I t count Vote I I I the Sc~Soc ofhce.

POETS Pub - see last Friday Music at Noon concert at WLU. M U S I C at Noon WII I feature Leupold Series of J. S Bach, Organ recital X I I by Jan Overduln Concert will be held In the Keffer Memorial Chapel(cornerofAlbert and Brlcker) at 12 noon AdmIssIon free and everyone welcome Enjoy a hot S I X course vegetarian lunch. $1.50 12 ~ 2 p m C C 135.

Free Noon Time Concert Series 111 the Campus Cqntre contmues, featuring U of W folk singers and classIcal muslclans 11.30 - 1.30 p m. Organlzed by the Turnkeys.

Beit resolved that,“Aman’splaceisbetweenthesheets” TheUof W House of Debates will debate this resolution with Royal Mllltary Collegelnanexhlbltlondebate 12.3OCC 110 Heckllnglspermlttcd Dr..John Shaughnessy, Hope College. Mlchlgan WII I be speaking at WLU on Rehearsal Strategies (Shared vlslt with McMaster and U of T). D r . Shaughnessy w ! I I speak In Rm 3-309.‘313 of theCentral Teaching BulldIng at 1:30 p m. - 3.00 p m AdmIssIon I S free and everyone I S welcome. MatureStud~ntsProgram,“PuttlngltallTogetherHowtoFllldA Job. Judy Stewart 1 Conestoga College.descnbes vanouslob search strateqles. 2 p m. H H 373. Computer Science Lecture: D r James G . MItchelI of Xerox Palo Alto Research Centre WII I speak on “File Servers for Local Area Networks ( A Survey In Two Acts). 3:30 p.m. MC 5158. Also held on Fridav.

U of W House of Debates - see Monday

Waterloo Vegetarian Association Pot Luck Dinner. Brlngone vegetarian dish, also bring cutlery and plates. Free, all are welcome A panel dIscussIon to follow. 6:30 p.m. MC 5136.

Nick Pappis - See Tuesday. The Problem with Software Projectibn (or, How to Be A Software Plrate), a talk by Toronto lawyer Adam Vereshack on the advantages and disadvantages of various methods of protecting computer software WII I take place in MC 3006 at 800 p.m. Sponsored by WPIRG and the Computer Sclsnce Club

- Friday, March 19 - Conference on Alice Munroat S t . Jerome’s College Sponsored by the U of W Department of English office of Research Grants. Remson College. Reglstratlon fee I S $10.00 For further InformatIon contact Judith Miller at Renlson College

Scoops - see last Friday K-W Probe - see last F;lday

Wonien’s Centre - see last Friday

Salat-UI-Jumua - last Friday P E E R S - last Friday

Computer Science Lecture - see Thursday

1st Annual Ontario Recreation Student Conference, March 19,20,21.recreACTlON’82:FocusontheFuture.Presentedbythe

U of W Recreation Students Assoclatlon Reglstr.atlon ls$35.00urlth probf of membershlp In any professlonal recreation assoclatton or $45.00 withput. Further Info call Jane Skinner, Dept. of Recreation.

Vegetarian Club - See l&t Friday.

Nick Pappis ~ see Tuesday, room changed to C C 135 Engaged - see Tuesday

The Fame ofSimon Girty ~- See Thursday

- Corning Events - Indian ‘Students Association presents a multl-award wlnnlns Hlndi movie “Chit Chor”. Color with English sub-titles. starrIn< Amol Palekar, Zanna Wahab Award winning M U S I C dIrectIon F;r,ne and enJoy this box offlce hIt I 7:30 p.m. Saturday March 20 AL

Recreation Students Association prese,nts Oktoberfest In the Spring. “Spnngfest”. 9.00 p.m. Waterloo Motor Inn Ballroom. COS

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at the Waterloo Motor Inn , e u&ay,March 1818pm .

$5 feds l $6 others ckets at -SAM iqs and Fed off ice’

Winter Carniiftil j Federatibn of Students Logo Contest Don’t miss’out dn thefuh of our ’ Help us create an exciting and different

WILD and WONDERFUL logo to represent your Federation of Students

1st ‘Prize: I ’ 2nd Prize: . 3rd Prize:

Winter Carnival! $50.00 Q $25.00 $15.00 Other Prizes: TBA

Friday, March 12 . 0 Submissions must be made to Helga Petz in the Federation - Fashion Show from WLU in the CC Great Hall: Office no later than!March 24, 4:30 p.m.

,I:00 - 3:00 p.m. ’ 0 Submissions must be made on a standard 8% x 11 sheet-of - Beach Ball Push during intermission - . .

$2:00 pm. (Prizes!) paper. The design must be scaled to size.

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- Beach Party at the South Campus Hall - Your design should be easily related to the students o&J. of W.

8:00 L-.1:00 a.m. 0 Make sure your name, faculty and phone number are on the

back. , - Sandcastle Contest at 9:30 pm. (Prizes!) Y All submissions become the property of the Federation of Stu-

‘Saturday MaYch 13 dents, University of Waterloo. 2 St. Patty’s Day Warm-Up Pub Crawl -

1:00 - 6:00 pm. Meet at the C.C. . Contest closes Wed. March 24182

- Mad Mad Movie Night in the CC Great Hall - 12:00 a.m. - 7:00 a.m. (six oldies but goodiesi)

Sunday March 14 , -Federation Meetin@: - Breakfast at 7:00 a.m. in the CC Great Hall ’ Students’ Council - Talent Night in the Green Dining Room VI -

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I I I q I do not support any change., I Any student -wishing sponsorship for creative arts I 8 I projects for the 1982-83 academic year, please atti!nd the I ‘I meeting or c&tact Beth Cudmore af the Fed. Office. s We welcome any suggestions. 1

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Feds fail- to generate ’ any ac,tivity for 1

“Day’ of Protest” There were no posters; there were no

armbands. In an interview yesterday morning Tom

Allison, the new Chairman, of the Board of External Relations told the Imprint that “the black armband idea was cpnsidered and rejected in the same way that the class boycott (which was part of OFS’ strategy) was con- sidered and rejected . . . I don’t always get my way.” ‘

When asked why Federation of Students President Wim Simonis didn’t plan anything Allison responded, “I won’t criticize or defend Wim on this particular issue.”

Last we-ek, Allison told Imprint that he was upset over the article headlined, “Feds drop OFS Day of Protest”.

According to Allison, the Federation did have concrete plans for U W’s participation in the OFS(0ntari.o Federation of Students) Da!, of Protest. He refused to disclose what those plans were, preferring to keep the media and everyone else in suspense. He did way,

however, that “by fO:OO a.m. Thursday morning (yesterday) everyone on campus is going to know what we’re doing.”

Allison said that students would be informed in sufficient time as to what to do as a form of protest. He added that it would take little effort for students to become involved.

Jmprint found out that Allison was planning to have students, faculty and staff wear black- armbands during the day of protest. Posters were to go up Wednesday afternoon telling students where togo to pick up theirarmbands.

Last week Allison told Imprint that part of the reason Waterloo would be maintaining a low profile for the day of protest was that he had been an executive for only a couple of weeks. Hesaid that the outgoingcouncil hadn’t planned anything and there was not enough time for the new people to do anything about it.”

Allison also said that he is “hoping to work with Imprint to raise student consciousness.”

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CS cutbacks * anger students: me&big held -

General Math students banded together when they were hit where it hurts: right in the Computer Science courses.

i>ver 200 of them met Wednesday with the Chairman of the Computer Science Department, Janusz Brzozowski, and several Computer Science (CS) professors, including V. (Arnie) Dyck, Undergraduate Officer, to discuss recent restrictions placed on student enrolment in CS coures.

“The problem, basically, is very simple,” Brzozowski said, “there are too many of you (students) and too few of us (faculty).”

Brzozowski said that the problem of not having enough qualified CS teachers is evident v not only at Waterloo but all across North America and perhaps the world.

These restrictions apply to all faculties: * All computer science courses labelled 340 or higher are restricted to third- and fourth-year students. * \ All computer science courses labelled 440 or higher are restricted to fourth-year students. * All first- and second-year students are restricted to at most one computer science course each term. * All third- and fourth-year general (and pass) students are restricted to at most two computer science coureses each term. * All third- and four-year honours students are restricted to at most three computer science courses each term. * All third- and fourth-year honoursstudents are restricted to at most three computer science courses each term. . * Registration in computer science 448 and ‘482 is restricted to fourth- year honours computer science students. Equivalent courses, computer science 338 and 432, are available for other students. * Spring enrolment in computer science courses other than computer science 140 will be limited to students enrolled in co-operative programmes. The rule particularly affects foreign students -who are ineligible for co-op - wanting to take spring computer science courses. * Co-op students on work term during spring won’t be able to take spring computer science courses. A

* Co-op students on work term dur.ing spring won’t be able to enrol in computer science courses. * Spring enrolment in computer science courses by part timestudents, . as well as full-time non-degree students, as well as full-time non-degree students, will be restricted to computer science 1 12, 1 15 and 1 16 on campus and computer science 116/ 117 by correspondence.

Brzozowski said that the normal,,source of new CS faculty is recently graduated PhD students. He said that there are only about 200 such graduates in all of North America each year; Canada produces about 19; 6 of these were from U W. This creates severe problems,

because there are 36 CS departments in Canada and many of the graduates are not Canadian citizens - the federal government discourages the hiring of non-Canadian

professors. “Academic Computer Science has ceased to be an attractive career” Brzozowski said,

citing that overcrowded classes, obsolete equipment, a lack of research funding, and non- competitive salaries, are deterrents to prospective faculty. /

Many of the students in attendance were-upset that they had been cut off from taking coureses that they had wanted without receiving any advance notice. Brzozowski replied, “You people didn’t give us any notice-that you’d be taking all the same courses.” A number of students disagreed, saying that the department should be able to predict the number of people enroling in upper year CS courses based on first year statistics.

‘Brzozowski concluded the meeting by commenting that there were no short term answers and that the students should “bear with us”. Peter Saracino

A Mad Tea,Party? No, just students protesting fee hikes during the OFS day of Action. Photo by Cathy McBride

0 0 0 though others show activity Although Waterloo had no

big plans for the OFS Week of Action as of last week, other campuses did.

University of Toroto had a full week planned. Wednesday night, they held three semi- r nars: The University and Cutbac,ks, Women and Cut- backs, and International Students.

Library Workers Union, Bob Rae, leader of the provincial NDP party, and Terry Occoner, CUPE vice presi- dent.

The student federation at UT left the boycott planned for Thursday up to students. Professors weren’t “boycot- ting”’ classes by cancelling them. L

Student Federation worker, although the boycott was publicised. The senate re- commended that professors take 15 minutes out of lasses on.Thursday to discuss issues. Railing said that it was felt to be more productive to do something in classes. rather than boycott. The student council has also distributed

Thursday saw UT students ’ information sheets to the rallying in protest at Queen’s The University of Guelph campus. Park. Before the rally, Francis didn’t endorsing the boycott Cathy . Scovil, president of the either, said’ Denis Ralling, a McBride

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Attitude im Dortaizt: survey d

A survey of UW ~0-0~ employers has shown that “attitude” and “work expe- rience” were t

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tant criteria us d when rank- ing students for their com- pany’s co-op jobs.

The survey .was conducted last summer by the Student Advisory Council to the De- partment of Co-ordination and Placement. The question- naire asked recruiters to list, in order of importance, the tcriteria used when ranking students for’ co-op jobs. The questionnaire Listed eight pos- sible factors and allowed for others to be added. There were 528 responses out of a possible 900.

/ Overall the student’s “atti-

tude” and “work experience” were judged to be of prime importance to the majority of recruiters with attitude slight- ly ahead. “Personality” l+‘as‘ judged to be the third most important criterion. Ranked closely together in fourth, fifth and sixth place were “grades”, “relevant courses taken” and “work term evaluations”. Of least importance, in seven<h and eighth place were“appear- ante’” and “extra curricular activities”.

The results were reasonably consistent across all faculties with a few exceptions. In H.K.L.S “personality” was ranked slightly ahead of“work experience”, and in‘ science’ “grades” were in third place.

The Student Advisory Council emphasizes however that different criteria would be used when employers pre- screen applicants for co-op interviews. At this stage the employer only has your resume, grades and work term evaluation *to base his selec- tion.

for preiscreening applicants. Keith Konzuk of Federal Pioneer Ltd. stated that his criteria for PI-e-screening would be (in order of impor- tance): “work experience”, “work term evaluatio’ns” and “grades”.

Gary Thomas and Roly Stork of the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources said that

their criteria for pre-screening students would be “work experience”, “ relevant courses taken” and thirdly “work term evaluations”. Both employers tended to downplay grades pointing out that at UW you are dealing with intelligent students anyway, and grades do not necessarily indicate a persons potential to become a good engineer. The comment was made, however, that recruiters for research posi- tions may have slightly diffe- rent criteria for selectjng - students. John Spews

isin iht5 The ‘Get Around Gang’ is

planning ‘to give students a new way to get to the university in the near future.

The planning department of Kitchener Transit is looking into instituting a new bus route to cover the, expanding west side of K-W. The bus would- provide service between the universities and Fairview Mall via a long, twisting route.

According to Walter Beck, transport planner for the City of Kitchener, this route is to b-e the first ste’p towards a changeover to a grid pattern for the entire transit system.

‘However, the proposed At the same meeting, a new route didn’t meet with unani- “para-transit” system was dis- mous approval. Will Fergu- ‘cussed to be used for late-night son, a Kitchener alderman, service for two established proposed that the new route go routes (including the Lake- straight up Westmount in- shore-Lincoln route). If this stead of up the Hallman- system comes into being, Fischer corridor. Waterloo fifte.en-passenger vans would alderman Robert Henry add- be used to extend the Route 9 ed that not using Westmount service until midnight. would likely discourage Rob Dobrucki

offing ’ ’ students living along West- mount from using the bus.

But, according to Beck, the new route was not designed with university students in mind, being aimed more at students attending Forest ’ Heights Collegiate and the planned developments further west than Westmount. He claimed that Westmount Rd. is already sufficiently served by the present routes.

Beck estimated that the route would operate from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. on weekdays and 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. on Saturdays, in order to serve students taking night classes.

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Imprint i6 the student newgaper at ‘the Uni.rsl!g of Waterloo. It w an edUrially Independent newswper pUbl&hedby Imprint Publlcation& Waterloo, aoorpor _.- atloti without share capital. Imprint is a membei, of Canadian Universi~ Press (CUP), an organ&&ion pf moe than 60 student newspapers across w Imprint i8 also + member of the Ontario Communitg N-paper Association (OCNA). Imprint publishes evwyFrld&@[email protected] addr0s80dto “Imprint, CampuGentr8Room 14O,Uni- versity ofwaterloo, Waterloo, Ontario.”

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.substitution should continue for any length of time. It is understood that the Editor will devote most of his/her time to editing copy of all sections. The Editor should be able to or- ganize all sections with emphasis on news. Editor whould be familiar with the legalities of being a newspaper and a Corporation. Hours: an attempt will be made to be pre- sent in the office during normal business hours; as well as other times necessary to the, successful completion of each issue of the paper. It is understood that in the case of all paid positions working for the paper entails much more than any standard business hours, and a spirit of self-sacrifice is required. The Editor should be familiar with the Policies and Procedures, and Bylaws of Imprint and uphold them. The Editor should be familiar with campus and community issues. The Editor should work well and be familiar with volunteer organizations. Money: Regular salary: $200/week Sum- mer salary: 34 regular salary ($150/week)

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sent toSyhria Hannigan, Imprint, CC 140, in the office during normal business hours, as well as other times necessary to the

University of Waterloo. Phone 885- 12 11, successful completion of each issue of the

ext. 2331 .Monday to Fhday, 9 a.& paper. It is understood that in the case of all paid positions, working for the paper entails

to 4 P.m. &diCatiOnS close at noon. . . much more than ani standard business

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I P m rint leaves I- national

Many things happenin student organ- izations that students never find out about. Usually, Imprintattempts todetect these things, and should they have some significance to the student body at large, expose them.

Imprint itself is such an organization and our dealings outside the campus may ble of interest. Students should perhaps know of Imprint’s recent withdraw1 from Canadian University Press.

What is Canadian University Press .(CUP)?

CUP is an organization of approx- imately fift.y student newspapers across the country, who exchange news, feature material, and expertise with one another. CUP is a $lOO,OOOa yearenterprise, which employs three workers at the national office in Ottawa, and a fieldworker (and in some cases a bureau chief in addition to the fieldworker) to serve each region of CUP - Ontario, the West, Quebec, and the Atlantic.

Imprint receives weekly a news package (a synthesis of the news of these papers), approximately monthly a features pack- age, and fieldworking (helpful seminars and advice from an ex-student newspaper type hired by the region). This service costs Imprint’ approximately $8,500 per year, approximately one tenth of our operating budget.

By belonging to CUP, Imprint also belongs to CUP-Media Services, a

-national advertising-procuring organ- ization that supplies Imprint with $15,000 - $20,000 per year in national adver- tisements.

CUP provides a conference each yearat Christmas at which approximately 200 student journalists gather to make the decisions which affect CUP for the foI!lowing year. In essence, the student newspapers control the organization.

The member papers from each region gather four times during the publishing year for weekend conferences. Plenary sessions are held’ where the business of each region is decided and seminars (newswriting, entertainment writing, sportswriting, layout and production, autonomy, staff structure, ad design, etc.) are conducted. The Ontario Region held ( conferences this year in Waterloo, Toronto ,and Sudbury. The last con- ference of the year will be in Ottawa.

Two weeks ago, Imprint staff voted 12 for, 4 against, organization.

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There was a great deal of discussion on staff about this move; at one staff meeting the Ontario Region fieldworker was present; at another, the CUP president.

The Ontario Region president has been an Imprint staffer for three years.

Voting took place over a one-week period, by secret ballot, to encourage as many staff as possible to participate.

The question of CUP fees was not the main issue of the discussion - discussion centred around whether or not it was worthwhile for Imprint to belong to the national organization: whether it was of any intrinsic use to us, and if it was worthwhile for us to continue1 in the organization (considering our partici-

‘pation rate in it has been very low this year). If anything, money was a question of principle rather than amount: “Is it worth paying anything to belong to an organization we don’t use effectively?”

(Imprint’s financial future seems se- cure. We can afford to stay in CUP - or not. It is believed that our advertising . manager can secure almost as many national advertisers next year for Imprint as CUP-Media Services does this year.)

.. There are good arguments for both sides of the CUP .membership issue. Staff members who support CUP feel that it’ provides essential services. The services CUP provides - Media Services, the news, and feature and graphics exchange, fieldworkers, style guide - can only help Imprint; certainly their presence does no harm. CUP provides a necessary link between student papers across Canada, : keeping the communication lines open. A national organization of student papers is in the best interests of all its members. Students at UW benefit from reading what is goin’g on at other campuses.

Iqzprint staff who don’t 4upport CUP argue the other way. CUP services are not essential to the survival of Imprint. We can get our own national ads. The news and feature exchanges are easily replaced * if Imprint has enough volunteers on staff. Imprint already receives papers from across the country, even from non-CUP members. If we want to run a story from any other paper, it only takes a phone call to get that paper’s permission. There is also a small plus in not having the news exchange around. If we have to search for outside copy ourselves, we’ll be less

‘inclined to use it as “filler” and more inclined to. write our own stories.

Imprint doesn’t deny that the field- workers are a great aid. But we have alrea,dy proven to ourselves that we have our own experts on staff whoare willing to I share theirknowledge. One of last year’s news “editors (and this year’s ORCUP President) has already held excellent news writing seminars - a job the fieldworker and CUP normally do. Imprint staff . members are capable of doing the field- worker’s job if we ask them to.

CUP has its own problems, some. Imprint staff believe. At times it seems that it isn’t doing its job. Some papers (mostly in Ontario) don’t communicate with each other when they are members any more than when they are not. Instead of coming around at the beginning of the year to offer advice, the CUP people , stayed away until Imprint had started its membership review.

CUP needs restructuring. As it stands, it doesn’t work. And to perpetuate a system ‘that doesn’t work is even worse than pulling out., Cathy McBride

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INews Friday, March 12,1$82~lmprint 5- - w

Fed board to assure student representatiqn It appears that student seats

on the university Senate are not a popular item, or just that students missed the small announcement in the Gazette advertising the openings.

Nominations for the four student seats were opened recently, and only one bf the senate attracted any takers. Two matL students are vying for the ‘student-at-large’ seat, .while seats in Arts, Science and Environmental Studies/ Integrated Studies failed to attract any interested students.

These four seats are for two year terms beginning this April and ending March 30; 1984. There are also four student seats elected on alter- nating twoyearcyclesand thus will come up for nominations in the winter of 1983.

There was some concern on the part of students that there was no biographical informa- tion sent ou,t with the ballots, thus reducing the voting to a matter of random choice.

W,hen contacted by the /mprint, the office of the university Secretariat stated that there was nc biographical information sent out simply because the twostudents had not submitted anything. It was indicated that had they sent in some information that it would have been sent out with the ballots.

However, one of the candi- dates for the student-at-large seat, Bruce Glasford, told Imprint that he was given no indication that biographical informatioii could be submit- ted and that the nomination form simply asked for the signatures of ten under&-a- duate students.

When asked whether these seats must stay vacant for the full two year term, Elaine Cadell of the Secretariat offic’e stated that a by-election could be held if a petition were presented to their office. A petition consists of the signa- ture of ten students from the constituency that is being contested.

This situation may be reme- died, however, if Federation of Students president’ Wim Simonis is able to implement a policy which he is working on

B eer brewing comes to zi head

It’s time dust off the bottles and pour your brew.

The First Annual Home Brew Contest, sponsored by EngSoc is fast approaching. Entries must be submitted to EngSoc (CPH 1338) byl3:OO p.m. Friday, March 19. Fqur bottles are required for each entry; one must be labeled.

The brews are submitted to chemical and bacteria tests before the judging. Judging occurs the evening of the Pub.

Prizes yil be awarded for best ales, lagers and labels.

The pub will be held March 25 at Rubies in the Waterloo Motof Inn.

with students council. This tatives to the various univer- desirable situation when it for student postions, it would ings. It may even be possible to policywould see the creation sity boards. - ‘comes to student openings on be more effective in adverti- run the various student seats of Board of Internal Affairs ’ Simonis states that the the vairous boards. sing the openings and also be on boards in conjunction with which in addition to other Secretariat is not really ip the . Simonis feels that if the able to provide bat k-up the Federation presidential things would control all thle business of running elections, Federation were responsible support for students wishing and co’uncil elections. . elections of student represen- which leads to a less than for the running of the elections to contest the various open- R. Hannigan

Campus Centre Pinball . . . see story below. a Photo by Wanda Sakura

Sasani ta A record number of stu-

dents, staff, and faculty parti- cipated in the Carhpus Centre Games Room Pinball Tourna- ment last week but the margin of victory was the smallest ever.

Farshid Sasani plabed first in the tournament with Gary Beal and Paul Fong finishing second and third respectively.

Prtiliminaries were held March 1st and 2nd on three

lires pinball trophy machines: Black Hole, Time Line aild Flight 2000. Parti- cipants played two games on each with their best efforts counting as their tournament scdres.

Fifteen players reached the finals which were held March 4th. The finals consisted of three games each of Black Hole and Time Line with the individual’s best score on each machine being used.

The difference between first - and second was a mere 1,020

points (300,000 points wins a free game on Black Hole; 800,000 on Time Line), which can be attained by hitting only one extra target.

All three winners will re- ceive trophies. As well, Sasani will have his name engraved on the Pinball Tournament Win- ner’s Plaque hanging in the Games R,oom.

Davis asks for closures . \ TORONTO (CUP) - Ontario premier William Davis has asked the province’s universities to consider closing one of their seven law schools and one of their eight educa- tion faculties.

The request was presented recently at a closed meeting of university presidents and board of directors , chair- persons.

Davis mad: the suggestion as an Fxample of how the universities might deal with financial problems. Hedid not specify any particular faculty that should be closed.

Council of Ontario Univer- ‘sities communications officer William Sayers said. closing a faculty would not really alle- viate financial problems, “Say you did close one to save money. If there was still student demand and the stu- dents were accepted, it would put a different strain on the system. If they were denied, they would be frustrated.”

A%cqrding to Johns McGiveny, University of Windsor’s board chairperson, Davis urged university offi- cials to eliminate duplication of services and said there is one law school to many.

Peter Atherton, dean of edvcation at Brock Univer- sity, and chairperson of the Ontario Association of Deans of Education, said closing a

faculty of education would not save money. Government grants are related to the number of students and if closing one faculty re&lted in an increase in enrolment at another institution, the go- vernment would be paying out

. the same amount, he said. Frank Iaccobucci, dean of

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law faculty, made the same point, “There’s nothing to prevent a school from closing down and the faculty picking up enrolment in .other areas.”

According to assistant de- puty m,inister Dan Wilson, the ministry of colleges and uni- versities has no plan to implement the premier’s su& gestion.

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keep informed. and past successes and failures, a favourable, or negative first Finally, the students decid-

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Schools to militarize? i (RNR/.CUP) - The head of California’s school system has come up with a novel way to protect schools from government budget cuts: turn education programs over to the, Pentagon.

Wilson . Riles, of the California Department of -Education, says the Defense Department had a hand in one of the first federal education programs -established after the Russians launched the Sputnik satellite in 1957 - and says involving the Pentagon would assure that school programs are a top priority item.

Still, Riles says he’s hopeful it won’t come to that. “Reagan tends to be reasonable if you get to him.” said Riles. “Unfortunately, I don’t see many people getting to him.” .

equal confidence in their choice, but the conclusions of those who’d read the critical letter contrasted s.harply with those of the sets who’d read the neutral or favourable letters.

The negative letter elicited doubt about the candidate’s successes and lent credence to his failures. The neutral letter, as much as the commendatory one, had the opposite effect. ,

Criticism, unfortunately, has more impact than praise on hiring decision -so be sure that your references have at least neutral opinions of you.

Cathy Tyroler

ReCceMpresent conference J The Recreation Student’s

Association of Waterloo is presenting Recre ACTION ‘82. the first Ontario Student Conference during the week- end of March 19,20 and 21.

Composed mainly of lecture and discussion sessions to be delivered by prominent figures in the field of recreation, the conference will be hosting delegates from across the province.

It is hoped that in initiating this conference, the. theme of which is ‘FOCUS on the future’, recreation students

will be offered an opportunity to explore and work towards the following goals:

1. To initiate an ongoing forum whereby communica- tion between students of various academic institutes is fostered and maintained.

2. To develop an awareness of future colleagqes within the recreation field.

3. To present and discuss the future of recreation and the role of the professional as its practitioners in Canadian so- ciety.

4. To provide recreation students with the opportunity

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to gain some/ and or addi.tion- al professional knowledge.

5. To foster co-operation and co-ordination amongst recreation students and various college and university academic recreation depart- ments.

6. To facilitate exposure to the different recreation asso- ciations currently operating in Ontario.

7. To encourage recreation students to develop and/or maintain effective student associations.

The conference keynote speaker will be th_e Honour- able Robert Secord, Deputy Minister of Culture and’ Re- creation. Following is a brief sample of speakers and the topics they will be addressing: “Implications of the Fisher Report”, by Mr. David Skinner; “Marketing Multiple Recreation Services” by Mr. Frank Cooney; “Therapeutic Recreation Services in the _ 8Q’s”. by Mr. Bill Gordon; “Intramurals in the 80’s” by Ms. Meg Innis; “Ministry of Culture and Recreation in the 80’s” by Mr. Colin Hood; “Municipal Recreation in the 80’s” by Mr. Tom Reilly; “Recreation and Juvenile Delinquency” by Mr. Orv Cotts.

The social highlight of the conference will be SPRING - FESTE (spring version of Oktoberfeste) beginning at 9 p.m. Saturday night March 20, at Rubies, Waterloo Motor Inn and open to all and any interested for only $3.00.

Conference registration is now in progress. The cost for the weekend is $45.00 ($35.00 with membership in any pro- fessional Recreation Associa- tion) payable to Jane Skinner at the Ret Department, in B. C. Matthews Hall.

For further information regarding any aspect of the conference feel free to call Jane at ext. 3530.

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SASKAVfOON (CUP) --The of impending federal cut- versrty academics at an NDP be prepared ta make ‘up the Saskatchewan . government backs. nomination meeting February differences.” has pledged unqualified sup- port for maintaining univer- Saskatchewan Premier 20 by promising that “if there

sity funding levels in the wake Allan Blakeney surprised uni- are federal cutbacks, we must

NDP gov’t freezes Manitoba~ students tuition fees

WINNIPEG (CUP) - Manitoba students were hand- ed an unexpected reprieve when the new NDP govern- ment’s throne speech was read February 25 - their tuition - fees will be froien in 1982-83.

University administrators, however, warn that days of painful cutbacks may not be over yet. They say t he universi- ties will be able to freeze tuition fees only if they are granted enough funding to maintain existing services.

Each university has the final say in setting tuition fees. but the decisions are heavily influ- enced by how much the government funds t,hem’ through the provincial Uni- versity Grants Commission (UGC).

1 he UGC will make a special grant of $1.6 million to compensate the University of Manitoba for revenue it will lose from, the fee freeze. Smaller grants will be given to the other two universities. These compensatory pay- ments would not come as deductions from normal block funding.

Naimark said he had ‘“in- formation” that the UGC grant will fall “substantially short of the 18.4 per cent in the asking budget.” If the UGC gives less than 18.4 per cent in funding increases, the U of M wili again face the dilemma of raising fees or cutting services.

University of Winnipeg pre- sident Robin Farquhar con- curs with Naimark. Farquhar said the freeze, announcement is good news, but only if the UGCapproves the university’s 18.3 per cent funding increase.

courses had been slashed. Those severe cutbacks are

considered a major factor in the dramatic swing in the student vote to “the NDP in I98 1. The most evident swing was in Brandon West, where the shift to the NDP among Brandon University, students was so pronounced it swung

the riding to the NDP for the first time.

The Manitoba announce- ment was also in startling contrast to actions at the University of British Colum- bia, where the university board of governors responded ‘ to a mounting deficit by raising tuition fees 32 per cent.

No other provincial govern- ment has made such an unequivocal statement on how it would respond to planned reductions in federal transfers to the provinces used to fund post-secondary education.

The provincial and federal governments are now locked in a series of negotiations over revenues, guarantee payments and equalization transfers. Other provincial governments are playing it safe, refusing to reveal what they will do if the federal government goes ahead with the plans,, it announced in the November 12 budget.

N,o one is sure what the net effect on provincial revenues of the complex tax changes outlined in the budget would

be. Estimates of the net revenue loss over the next five years have *varied from $1.9 billion to $9.2 billion. The most widely-accepted esti- mate is that of the Globe and Mail, that provincial revenues would be a ‘minimum of $3.5 bilhon less than if present arrangements were. continued for the next five years.

The federal cuts are not absolute cuts, but relative to what they would be under present .arrangements.

The provinces oppose these cuts.- They have tried to maintain a unified front in the confusing maze of negotia- tions since N0vembe.r. They have said that <he federal cuts would greatly reduce the amount of money they have available for advanced educa- tion.

uniyersiti s The federal government

answers that the provinces have not bee’n pulling their weight in funding advanced ed’ucation, even though it is their jurisdiction under the British North America Act. They say‘the provinces must assume a higher share of the costs.

Recently, the , federal government unilateraily threatened to go ahead with its proposed budget changes effective March 3 1. The pro- vinces want to continue nego- tiations in hope of a break- through.

The federal government says it is pessimistic about the chances for a quick deal. But, except for Saskatchewan, the provinces still refuse to reveal their contingency plans, if indeed they have any.

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The announcement by Pre- mier Howard Pawley’s NDP government is in sharp con- trast to Manitoba policy under Progressive Conservative Sterling ‘Lyon, whose re- election bid was defeated November 17. Under Lyon, Manitoba universities record- ed slumps in funding with spiralling tuition fees each year.

The Univeristy of Winnipeg requested a 14.8 per cent grant increase to keep pace with inflation in 1978, but the UGC approved ‘a 1.2 percent allot- ment; in i979it again asked for 14.8 per cent, and received 7.1 percent;in 1980therequestfor 14.3 percent resulted inagrant of 8.3 per cent.

A demonstration by 800 students in front of the provincial legislature in 198 I, a> election year, may have influenced the government’s decision to grant’the U of W the full 14.6 per cent funding increase it requested.

By then, though, U of W tuition fees had climbed from $425 in 1977 to $670, the university had been forced to run down its operating sur- plus, class sizes had been increased and equipment, ser- vices, library acquisitions and

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To the initiated they are microprocessors or microcomputers; to the uninitiated they are referred to as home or personal computers. Regardless of their des,ignation, micros are invading homes, offices and academia at a rate that rivals that of the early telephone system. In fact, micros may replace your telephone. So what is a micro?

But a great deal happens in between these disk drives can be added as an accessory. Disk two devices. a rives can also be coupled in pairs until an

Before being processed the incoming data adequate amount of storage is reached. A disk must be stored somewhere and that some- ‘. system utilizing a 5.25 in. floppy disk can store where is the memory, and there are different up to 11 K bytes per disk, and can transfer up to types of memory. It is also the memory 125 bytes per second to the microprocessor. If capabilities that are the weakest point of the an even larger memory system is needed, then microcomputer, since no matter how powerful - a hard disk or Winchester &tern can be your processor chip is, it is useless without the utilized. Hard disks can handle up to 100 For the purpose of discussion, the computer

is divided into two parts; hardware describes the actual physical devices which make up the microcomput”er (or computer); software refers to the programs, or sequences of instructions, which perform the d,esired functions.

information being *available in memory. This

The term micro is actually just a prefix which ‘designates equipment that takes advantage of a process called large scale integration (LS!), more commonly referred to as chip tech- nology. That is, the process bywhich thousands of circuits and transistors are layered and junctioned on top of a silicon chip that can vary in size from the head of a pin to the size used in micros, about one and half square inches. It is the reduction in size that characterizes the microcomputers.

applies to both data and programs. If, for instance, a proc+essor can handle a number of sub-routines then both the subroutines and the data to drive the sub-routines must be handled in the memory. If the memory is taken up with programming commands then there will not be

The first obvious cost that a potential micro purchaser is going to see is the cost of the hardware. But the cost of the software may be more than the hardware.

package at Radio Shack costs $669.00; the accounts payable program is the same price, as

For instance, a qeneral ledger software

is the accounts receivable. So for a basic accounting package, the price

Hardware Devices ’ L

When microcomputers are mentioned, manufacturers names such as Apple, Radio Shack and Atari usually come to mind, but the names that should come to mind are names like INTEL, MOSTEK, Motorola and Zilog - for those are the companies that produce LS! microprocessors used in the central pro cessing units of the microcomputers. It is these units that dictate how powerful (i.e. the languages a computer can handle) a particular computer will be. Thus the microprocessor is the vital /piece of hardware in the micro computer, but is the least visible.

The most visible hardware of the computer is, of course, the keyboard and the cathode-ray tube (CRT) display screen. These can be integrated into one unit which. resembles a simple computer terminal or they can be separate in a modular system.

is almost two thousand dollars, almost half the cost of the hardware system that runs it.

Video games are relatively cheap, averaging around fifty dollars each.

The main memory of a computer consists of

The ROM memory contains any permanent data suchas program instructions, tables, utility

a Read Only Memory (ROM) and the Random

routines, error alarms, etc. and this data can be read and used by the computer but the data

Access Memory (RAM). The maximum storage

cannot be manipulated in this memory.

capabilities of the main memory is 64K for an eight bit microprocessor. Full sixteen bit processors are only being tested at this time, but this is the next step to power-up micro\ processors.

Both the keyboard and the CRT display are referred to as input/output devices.

Since the microprocessor only deals with information in binary form; that is, all information is represented by either a one or a zero, the keyboard must translate written characters into an ASCII code (American Standard Code for Information Interchange). This code is standard for all microprocessors except the IBM’s which used an EBCDIC code (Extended Binary-Coded Decimal Information Code).

RAM memory on the other hand can contain data that can be transferred in and out of memory or can be manipulated while in memory. The amount of memory that the user has access to is located in the RAM, but any data put into RAM is volatile, that is, it will disappear when the computer is shut off.

If the keyboard is regarded as the first step in information processing then the CRT screen would be considered the last processAfter the incoming data has been processed in machine code, the outcoming code is sent through a character generator which sends real char- acters and numerals ontothe display screen.

To’ overcome the limitations of a small amount of RAM storage and the problem of volatility, external memory storage can be

. provided. The cheapest way to do this is to store data, programs, or files on magnetic tape of the common cassette variety. While cheap this method is very slow and inefficient. The more preferred device is a diskette system. This system utilizes a small floppy or flexible plastic disk which has a magnetized surface on which information is stored. To operate this system a disk drive is needed. Some of the more expensive microcomputers have built-in disk

’ drives, but even on the less expensive models

three day semin’ar on micro- computers, that was organized by Shirley Fentoh of the Com- puter Services Department.

megabytes of data. For even larger storage

through an input/output port to a large capacity the microcomputer canbe interfaced

mainframe computer or system such,as theVM on campus.

Now that all the data is stored in memory, the user can implement programs that will pickout

Other I i

relevant data from the memory. This data then travels along a data bus, a bus simply being a grouping of wires, to the various processing units. A control unit sequences theoperation of the entire system.

record of output data is required a pr&ter can be utilized which will produce hard copy. Hard

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copy of.graphics can be provided by a plotter. An acoustic coupler can be interfaced with the

So far, a basic microcomputer with expanded memory capabilities has been

public telephone system, or a mainframe

described. But most micros can support a large

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number of external devices. If a permanent

A hardware device that turns on and off appliances can be interfaced to the micro as can alarm systems. This is an area of consumer products that will grow rapidly as manufac- turers compete with each other for time saving devices that can be interfaced with the micro- computer.

solbare . The term software generally refers to the

programs or sequence of instructions which have been written by a user in order to execute certain functions or operations. Programs are commonly written in high level languages such as FORTRAN, COBOL, etc. then translated by an interpreter into many binary instructions. More specifically a compiler takes the high level language and translates that into algorithms which specify a series of binary operations that will solve a problem. In some instances an assembly language,*which is a direct symbolic represention of the binary instructions, can be used to [mplement an assembler program. An assembler program then converts the as- sembly language instructions into the suitable binary instructions.

Of all the software packages offered by the manufacturers, it is the games packages thai sell the home computer. Versions of Space Invaders, sports games, chess, etc. are al available on the various micros.

sotire costs The memory capabilities of a computer is

measured in bytes, with one byte capable of holding one ASCII character’or two EBCDIC digits. This follows from the fact that-a byte can handle a unit of eight bits, or eight O’s or 1 ‘sand the ASCII code utilizes seven bits to represent each typed character. Bytes are generally referred to in terms of K which’ is 1024 bytes, therefore a 64K memory can store64 x 1024 bytes. Larger memory capabilities are des- ignated by the term megabyte which is a million bytes. .

Since programming in FORTRAN, COBOL, etc. can be complicated, and the micro manu- facturers want to sell their products as home

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I . computers that. anyone can use, they had to come up with a fairly simple language. So they developed BASIC, Beginner’s All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code. The language is easy to learn, and is all-purpose, but is not very powerful in any one area. Most micros do accept. other languages such as PASCAL, which is a highly structured data oriented language; FORTRAN, or FORmula TRANp lator, a language used in scientific applications or COBOL, Common Business Oriented Language, used for business applicatrons. There is also APL, A Programming Language which has very powerful mathematics ap plications. Of course these languages are not as powerful on a micro as they are on& mainframe andare sometimes prefixed by the word micro to denote these limitations.

All micro manufacturers offer software packages for their machines that eliminate the need for the user to write any programs of their own, For instance, most of the machines have a “home budget” type of program. All the user does is plug in the cartridge or disk, press a key, perhaps the inquire key and a list of budget areas or a menu comes on the screen. The user then picks which area is appropriate, perhaps entertainment, and proceeds to press the key that corresponds to that area. Then, perhaps a series of questions comes on the screen, such as “How much would you like to spend on enter tainment this month?’ These questions require a simple numeric answer which is then put intc memory. After this process is completed for all areas of the budget, the computer will tell you how much over your income you are and suggest that you cut back in some area. Noi very sophisticated but at least you can tel people that you have a computer-managec accounting system.

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computers to talk to each other. This would be a totally interactive system since both individuals could send and receive information from each other. This simple network would be beneficial if one of the micros had supporting hardware that the other one (didn’t. If one individual wanted hard copy but didn’t have a printer, but his friend did, then the programs could be run on the one micro and printed out on the other. The same- idea applies tostoring information/in another machines memory or storage facilities.

Networks can also be very large, such as the Datapac network in Canada. This network allows access to most of the large mainframe computers in Canada, and in conjunction with the two large United States networks, Telenet and Timenet many large computers in the U.S. These networks facilitate long distance com- munications with mainframe computers that may have programs or information retrieval systems that are useful to a user across the continent from where the main computer is. Two people could also collaborate on a single project using a mainframe computer in another country. Co-op students who want to continue their research while on work terms can have access to the Honeywell system or the IBM on campus through the Datapac network.

There can also be local networks set up where the micros are in relatively close physical proximity‘ to each other, suchlas a university campus or large office building, by simply using a coaxial cable system. This is presently being attempted at this university,although so far only the math building has been wired and that is being tested now.

One of the more publicized network concepts is the Telidon system or Videotex. This is a government project that eventuallywill lead to a complete information service available to anyone who has a terminal.

Using a Micro Although there are variations on a theme,

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The first is as a stand alone device, that is, the user is satisfied with the power and memory

‘- capabilities of the micro by itself. Although the, micro may have all kinds of supporting hardware such’ as disk drives, plotters and printers, all the information processing is done within that microsystem. -

A second way of utilizing a micro is to us a itas’ either a smart or dumb terminal and interface it with a mainframe computer. When used as a dumb terminal, the information that is keyed into the micro is simply sent on to the larger mainframe computer by an input/output port where the information is processed and then sent back to the screen of the micro. ’

As an .intelligent or smart terminal,; the computing power of a mainframe can supplement that of the micro. A software program would have to be written that would allow small routines or perhaps subroutines to

’ be run on the micro while the larger routines would be sent to the mainframe. Mainframes may only be needed to provide larger amounts

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A third way of utilizing a micro is to interface it , with a network of some sort. To do this a micro must have an RS232 port which allows an acoustic coupler to be interface the micro with the public telephone network. A simple type of network would consist of an individual with a friend across town or across the country who has a similar micro. One person phones up the other, both parties put the telephone headsets on the acousticcouplers, thus allowing the

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This term, the English Society has presented read- ings by, poets Francis Spar- shott (Toronto) and Barry McKinnon (B. C.), and dis- tinguished novelists Rudy Wiebe, Margaret Atwood, Richard Wright,andon March 19 - Alice Munro. However, on March 4, the English Society hosted a very special event that was perhaps more significant than the previous ones. The’ opportunity was made available to listen to aspiring poets and short Story

/ writers of the University of Waterloo community.

One of the purposes of the Forum was to provide needed exposure andencouragement to student writers. As well, these seven student writers from different backgrounas had the opportunity to meet one another and gain inspir- ation fromeach other’s unique expressions. Indeed, we all needed to be inspired by the creative energy thtit flowed from each writer.

We’ve now established a precedent for Student For urns, and we must continue the tradition. If you would like to read your writing, whether it be poetry, short stories or parts of a novel, please contact the English Society. We’d like to plan Student Forums for the future.

Nancy M. Drost Reading Co-ordinator

English Society HH 260

Allison Knight - Allison Knight is a psychology student who writes poetry and short stories. She is presently working on a series of stories on - Quel Heidi dragons. For the last two years she has participated in the Writer’s Workshop at Integrated Studies, focusing most of her energy on poetry.

Soul, Soul be still and quiet. Shiver not and sleep.

Like a rose receptive to rain she steps into

My boor sluggish body the wet morning world , must cope with this

Six O’clock News hang-over. .

An karthquake devastated Italy today OOO!

Fifty thousand people were killed. Ahhh!

They are’still finding people alive Ohhh!

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buried beneath the rubble .Mom, this pie is absolutely delicious!’

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Quickly, quickly come running and give me a kiss upon this withered cheek For I still love affection as much as you.

Michael

’ If I could kiss you and let you go, you know I would. But you would only think that you could demand more kisses.

My bruised lip, your broken dream Still I would kiss to heal if I could heal.

Other Lands. ,

I am on alien shores where alien paths lead to alien-places

One swift thought / carries me

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Dona Masse1 Frank Klassen

Dona Masse1 has been writing since 1978. She received the Dorothy Shoemaker Literary Award in 1980. and an honorable mention in the AIberfa Poetry Yearbook in 1980. She has had poems published in several journals in the ldst three years. A wife and mother of-four children, she is a mature student at UW.

The Bouquet

I turned the knob that rang the bell on the door of the old fashioned house

The Songs My Soul Sang

Mom sent me for piano lessons . at Miss Spinster MacVee’s.

I walked over every Thursday after school, carrying my music in a leather bag and singing dh-ty words to the music I had practised all week.

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s I sat squirming on the stool \ that was never right for my bum and I wanted to sing the lovely dirty words to Miss Precise MacVee as I play’ed the dull music. The words were such fun, so exciting, they made me laugh and squirm.

I What would Miss Metronome MacVee do or say if I sang the dirty words? rolling them clearly around the black notes on the page, bending the music, moving the rests to suite the mood of my lusty words.

Then her ruler would descend on my discordant fingers and I would look at her, as unbending and unrelenting as the metronome on her piano. I never sang those lovely dirty words to her, she never knew the music . written in my heart, the songs my soul sang. I was’just another - tolerate,

. squirming, talentless, $1.50 weekly.

No one ever heard the laughing music of/my soul, - the duets of rebellion and freedom

or the soaring chords of creativity. I nevet sang it; ’ . \., it’s still there aching to come out.

Now it shocks me too , when I sing it to myself. Beautiful words like fuck no longer roll glibly off my mind nor hold the thrill of the uninitiated. But the laughter and the music are s_till there undaunted bye Metronome MacVees, changing with the years and still wishing I had dared to sing.

I waited holding my bouquet looking absently at the window in the door

A movement caught my eye - fingers snapping insanely, head lolling side to side, she stood silhouetted by the kitchen window in the very back of the house

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and waited - watching closely now She shook herself, put a hanky in her hand - and walked firmly-to the door

Her gracious smile _ welcomed me

her cultured words bid me come in , and she sat me in her favourite chair Her jeweled hands I

1 fondled the botiquet, she let it linger by her nose and in soft sure words she quoted poetry the likes I’ve never heard

. We sat and chatted neighbourly of things about the world She would not talk , i of her aches and pains the cold winter or the long spring rains No, we talked of the election her latest book selection There was no sign of lollirg head of insane finger snapping

We walked into the hall my hand upon the door I said “Goodbye, I’ll come again How pleasant it has been.”

She laid the bouquet on the stand reached out, and fondly touched my hand “How welcome you have been,” she said “How lovely the bouquet.” Her hand withdrew the movement grew - that strange and silent snapping

As I closed the door ~ and walked away

her insane loneliness engu1fe.d me, fear of similar loneliness someday ’ I

Frank Klassen is‘s first year student at UW. His poetry has been published in The Neu/ ‘Quc&rly.

Scarkophagi: Flesh-gluttons

those ninety coffins

ivory and ebon cold countedJdgain by young men old too close the clay and neve; told

sarcophagi behind wed to the shore and

nir-iety dead - or so they say

,and sing _ ninety men no more

. _ drift on the tide to nothing while with colour and array a suited haircut rings with smile to%eil away the faces. and the everflow

faces counted in . brittle newsprint

little picture-visage one for all and they for a million more _

we count and count again and with figures from a hat feign true ret koning then mount the stage and serious and politic and media the- pin

sarcophagi behind wed to the gloiy sho’re and ninety men are dead ’ - or so they say and sing -

ninety men no more

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he’s fifty now the child that grew

who stands and watches the workmen standing as mother told so many years ago hands clasped and fe& at shoulders width back straight . +,

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for a while the workers wonder eye each other ’

and nod his way: who is this man?

his face so mild he so still

and just so far away that no one will ask:

can I help you?

but soon the child can stay see no glances meant

I not to be seep and watch

for somewhere lies a fifty year old dream distant as it ever was

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George Elliott Clarke George Elliott Clarke was born in February 1960 on the banks of the Avon River, Windsor, Nova Scotia. He won the Writers’ Federation of Nova Scotia’s Award for Adult Poetry in 1981 and is a member of the African United Baptist Association of Nova Scotia. His poetry has been published in several journals over the past three years. He is in his third year of study towards an Honours B.A. degree in .English. George says that “poetry is a means of getting to the bottom of things. . .”

“love song for the Black Madonna” the taut sky snaps, snarls; c trees crackle;

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that coloured girl’s hair curls with the approach of rain.

I but she walks in the storm -mixed winds, a long rainbow of moving song, in her element (pools of garish light she crosses with-her companions in canoes of blues, splashing * oars of heart-break). to,downtown boys who mangle nouns, she is a soweto sweetheart, a hiroshima honey, a fantasy figment of a face ground in a mirror / by the black boot-heel of oppresive light. for they do not know what she knows. they do not know

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Guysbqrough Road Church

we are the world-wretched. we are the stone-poor. we are maritime blacks: -

we toil for promised milk, are paid eviction notices.

‘we are the home-lost. we are the black loyalists: we think of the bleak fundamentalism of a ragged scarf of light

’ twined and twisted and torn in a briar patch of pines, _ and then, of steel wool-water, scouring the dull rocks of bonny bonny nova Scotia - the chaste,‘hard granite

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dreary mountains where sad Glooscap broods over waters void . . . .- we are the rootless. we (are the fatherless. we are the coloured Christians of the african united baptist association. 4

the heavens

sharp, slicing scalpel-lightning pries apart grey matter-clouds. lobotomizes the cerebellum-sky,, undoes the memory that is rain (bits of geographical information, prism-pictures of the tear-drop world); then the midwife-wind rushes to deliver your image (wet but serene from distance’s womb). to my warm consciousness.

“brande burg concerto no. 6”

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ine-swilling singers extol1 the oney-prose of sound-sweet prophets (those who saw the sun in silk. not sac k-cloth .), praise painted truths from streetcorners. exhort rapt deafmutes to dull thoughts, dead acts . . . to we who hear with heart, it is hub-bub, oral anarchy. ’ now, come, exact music: chant of doves, trumpet blast of crashing light, signifying chaos’s end; now, come, pure poetry, the Word made flesh, true literature, truer than life. outliving, no, silencing death.

Judith Butterworth Judith Butterworth is a fourth year philosophy student. As well as poetry, she has a special liking for experimental fiction. She has published works in The New Quarterly.

. Aboul Martin

I should write a story for Martin. I should write it because: (a) he would like it if I wrote a story for him. But it may make him nervous at first. I mean it may make him nervous until he’s finished reading it because he won’t know until then that there is nothing nasty written about him in the story. I , wouldn’t write anything nasty about Martin because there is nothing nasty that I could truthfully write and even if there was I wouldn’t write it down (although I might tell Lorna). Martin knows that I wouldn’t write a nasty thing about him, but he might worry anyway. Martin is like that. I’ll tell him that there is nothing nasty in it before I let him read it and then maybe I won’t have a problem. Maybe.

I should write it because: (b) I really should write something new. It seems all Iever do is rewrite and retype old stories. And I’m bored with typing them. My fingers want a challenge, a new arrangement of letters, different sentence lengths. If I was writing/typing for my fingers’ sakes alone, then I would write a poem because’they wander all over the page and there are no paragraphs to worry about. But., I’m supposed to be writing for Martin and he doesn’t really care about how it is typed (although he’ll appreciate the fact that it is typed because he doesn’t like to read my writing and he’ll also appreciate the effort - the physical effort of the typing), rather he cares about what it says. This is partly because he’s worried that it may say something nasty, and partly because he knows that I’ll make him read it.

Martin likes very vivid, imaginative, colourful but at the same time precise, concise, elegant descriptions. I’m not too crazy about adjectives myself, but I do know a few,. I’ll use ’ them when I write the story for Martin.

What will I write about? Good question. Martin likes nice stories, but I’m a bit too crabby to write nicey-nice things. I get all confused about what other people think‘is nice so it’s hard to find something to write about. Every now and then I’ll hit it lucky, however, and write a nice story without realizing it. If someone tells me that it’s a nice story then I’m surprised and I wonder what it is that makes it nice. Usually they can’t explain this to me. Maybe I’ll understand it someday. It would probably be easier for me if I had a maternal instinct, but I don’t. I’d rather have books than children. Books are quieter. What other kind of story would Martin like?

Maybe I’ll write about Martin. ’ Martiri

When M. P. de G. was a very little boy he looked out his window and identified cars by their make and year. When he was a little older, after his parents had moved him to Canada, he identified stamps by their place and date of issue. When he was a little older still he became so obsessed by the age of things that he only bought used clothing and most of his books were second-hand as well. This obsessionprogressed to such an extent that he finally had to change his major to history. He is still studying history so he doesn’t feel too guilty about buying new clothes or freshly printed books on occasion.

Now Martin studies history and he studies people by the lines and expressionsthat appear on their faces. Martin isn’t a leg man, he’s a face man. Martin isn’t a billboard either . . . just ask him. He’ll say, “I’m a man, not a billboard.” I’m not sure if that’s an exact quote only because I’m not sure if he says the comma. .

Martin says he likes my face. My face isn’t as worried as my hands are, but it does have quite a few lines. I got those lines from being crabby so I’m particularly fond of them even though every now and then I drown them in beauty cream threatening them all the while with imminent erasure. Poor things.

Martin has lines on his face, too. Sometimes I would like to paint red and blue in the little creases, maybe some green as well.‘1 gave Martin some of my beauty cream to drown out his wrinkles and he uses it too.‘I like-to be there when he puts it on so that I can see the cream in the crevices befoie it soaks in. His face drinks the cream faster than mine does so he has to buy his own now, I can’t afford to support his habit. Maybe I should never have gotten him hooked.

Martin is working very hard these days so I call him up to make him laugh or I call him up and be crabby to him. This is to make him forget his work for awhile. I’m sure both of these distracting techniques work equally well, but I prefer the latter. The former is Martin’s favourite, however:

Well, that’s that.,A story for Martin. His story, Hisstory, History.

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&see C. Duffhues Josee Duffhues is a married student in the co-op English program. She has three sons, and before coming to Canada at the age of fourteen, lived in Holland and Australia. She is currently on a work term and is employed as a writer of research articles with the university’s Information Service department. Her main interests are pottery and writing, and she is planning to re.-open a pottery studio in her home in Waterloo. She would like, eventually, to combine writing and pottery as a means of earning a living. Some of her written work has been published in The New Quarterly and in the English Society Magazine, and she’hopes in the near future to have some of her poetry for children published in a children’s journal.

Summer ’ Trees,

thick with summer bloom, hiding; chattering, chirping, shrieks of joy.

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Grass, grown thick and lush;

patches sun-dried, patches green.

Cats, . , sleek and slender, sneak and glide;

hunters of the evening light.

Water, splashing, gushing up;

holding a little child inside.

I Laughter, gleeful shouts;

dripping wet babies of the sun.

richly oiled, Beauties,

resting copper gleamed bodies, sparkling fun.

Summer, short rich life;

touching everyone.

Perspective A child’s fantasy

If I squeeze my eyes shut tight, I see all kinds of neat colors. They go swirling Bround and around. Then I squeeze my eyes even tighter, and sometimes, I get to be in the colors.

I’m on a leaf in the middle of a pond. I think maybe it’s a lily pad, cause real close by there is a soft huge white thing and it smells like a flower. It’s really great to lean on cause it smells so neat. I guess I must haveshrunk to get here, but I think I like being small. A little bit further away I can see a thing in the air. I know that it is some kind of an insect, but it doesn’t look the same when you are so much smaller than it. Maybe it’s a fly - but it has some beautiful colors I’ve never seen before; they glisten in the sunlight. The fly (I’m sure now that that is what it is) is coming closer, and I can hear it throbbing, it sounds sort of like an engine running. Oh-oh, I think it’s going to land on my lily pad.

“Hey, don’t land here, you’ll squish me. Can’t you see me?” Hey, it’s‘nice to be back in my room on my bed. I don’t think I’ll play the colors

game anymore today.. It’s kind of scarey to be almost squashed by a fly.

the leaves are dropping sof on the shoulder of the pot a plant is tired, thirsty and dying.

small white hands lay limp on the spread eyes J closed J tired J lips feverish J thirsty a child is dying.

Ora Wayne Hughes Ora Wayne Hughes is a student in Integrated Studies. As well as writing poetry, short stories and a play, he is studying dance,

_ music and improvisation. He has published poetry in The Ne’w ! Quarterly.

a bus catapult jaqgles * a bus catapult jangles dust-and

several alternately squished/ungravitized organs liver kidneys s traggl y intestinals and

my pregnant bladder ooooohhh - I gotta take a piss!

this Yucatanian tourist heap has fallen l

victim to mechanical schizophrenia - - just fine back in Merida

cruised very smooth like warm green jello just so fine

- now of a sudden twist ~ \ faced with a hostile somewhat gravelled road

this thir - ur seater junker

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but believe ME bald ti es and rusted carriage spring make no goddamn L

cushion of cotton air!

Yes we’re flying the windshield sheen sparkles madness winking at the crawling sky-sun I want to release my side window honor salute the Zipper Liberation Front and q&k-like spread an arch as long and glorious

as a golden rainbow span the heavens r well it will earth down by the way-side

,ditch-side scattering-liquid nuggets on those poor pot-hole children scampering in the

yellow dirt with white teeth -* *. perhaps I shouldn’t

I should wait

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uuuuuunnnnnnhhhhhh god driver!

Woman

Leaves flickered amber and red spinning to the pavement; a shaft of bronze illuminated an aging woman and her two companions.

She wore autumn sweaters knotted hair a poise of contentment; shuffled steady down the road halting briefly to gaze into surrounding dreams veiled by tree-lined sidewalks large old homes.

Her friends two old dogs, one hobbled ahead ’ wincing arthritic joints : 1, content nose glancing about the cool musty leaves; the other rode on a child’s wagon pulled by the woman’s hand, happy to be along this stroll of memories.

The woman spoke in a whisper, her dogs-replied turning to look where she pointed at days gone by and remembered nodding their heads.

The three companions ambled time , to the end of the block and turning vanished from sight.

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p. 0. BOX 780-m L Mbrriston, M. J-.. OTq60. ’ nicrocomputers are rapidly being considered. g&q, so a@ays m’ake sur& that you kngw what -\ ,

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The first cofisideration should be! to the . Peripheral storage devices such.as additic$nal ;- into topical sections, w&h &en comprise a x&ware that you require, that is, you qu@ s series of ,articles devoted to, a particular topic. _ disk c@ve& or magn-etid ot videotape storage. If. $*cify exactly whatiyou-want the&i&o to do, , th&se devices are utilized;you must know wh& There ati also soware pa&age reviews and and th&,nd a pr@jram that will doi it. I

There are basicatiy three ways of obtaining‘s the access time for data stored mernally, and if \ applicatio?s oi games section&The pEwrams these peripheral memories can’bexhained so are usually genei@ eriough to be put ii’lto mqst

+&am. Mo$ of themicro manufaCtur&s seli that one disk can fetch inforhation, from’ micro systems tithout tv huch ,+iifi~ati~n, program packagei that are specifically ,.another disk . - I *

If you aire planning to use a &icro as a but there are exceptions. .I.. .

designed for t+. mchines that they market. Most of these progi&ms are, wrigen in BASIC and assume no knowledge of progratiming on

tertiinal you should know how fast a par@cular _ tiachine will send information out over a

the part ?f the user. These programs tendto & c&municationi tin& This is .&erred to & the verj, general and not verj, fl&ble. It ‘is. a@ possible t? buy programs, f&m indti$&nd?$.,. .

BAUD, rat@~anQcommor$&xies from 300 bits-

companies who don’t manufacture hardware; ‘p&r second to 9600 bi$s per secmd, 6 BAUD of

but Specialize iri writing programs. .These 9600 is considmd $0 .be optimum, whLl,e a 6AUD bf 300 is considered &tremely stow. -

companies always_specifywhich hardware their p-rams can be supporte&on;

Unless you absolutely, need a- micro by ’

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P.O.Box997 ‘. I Farmingdale, N1 Y. 1173,7 Pul#shed monthly; $25.Ob/yr. . l-

- ,Flobaud. is a yross betweeen Byte and ’ -_ Creative Computing. The magazine has about ‘.

six sections consbstin@ of- bpplications, bus- ’ iness, education, gener’al.b interest,, and hard- \

ware articles plus software reviews. It is ndt quit& . ‘\ ,as technical as Byte, butdoestitirk with some

rather unusual progranis: - _ _

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If -you still can’t find a suitabie program the. ;omorrow, th& rhost difficult decision will ‘be

only option l&t is to find “a computer when to buy. This is a problem because the

programmer, tell him/her tiactly *at you techiiology is -advancing ’ so fast mat just by ,~

want done and havehim/herwrit~theprogra’m waiting a year or two you %afi buy a much more

for you. This alternative is far ,more expensive potierful an+faster cpmputer for the same pWce a’s they ar& setiing nowi It would be safe to -

thhn buying exist&g software,. .but ‘it $.I k. - tailored as closely as possible @ your n&e&.

.Say that this trend ‘&going to continue for _

Once you have founca Suitable program&e /several more years. If someone iswait@g tp btiy

n@ step is t,o find hardware that will run it. Thee the ‘state .of Fe. art technology they m,ay .be-:

take the program and runit or parts of itthrough -waitieg>forever. And while todqys micros niay

” e&R of the ,m+$nes, note hew much memory-

seek v&y sloti and dumb cainpared to future

was used during-the running-of me pro&am machin?s, there will always be$e technology

and howT+t the mecution tir& was. to expai@ the present systeTs to. bring &em

. I$ ybu will be .gsing a micro for diverse _

dioser to the capabilities of fu’ture ticros. For an individuai.tio just wants to buy .a

.applications, then you may want to run program? that are ty@cal of the

computer to see what they are all about, it benchmark pro-bably,would bewise to buyjustthe keyboard fgnctions &at you rnw be using. Yoq can then unit .w&&e microprocessor inside the sape compare, the execution times./@d memory unit ari’d interface if with a teletiqion set. There requirements of each. Benchqark programs are.some inexpensive colour units like this and a$ often published in miwc@-nputer mag- if noeing else you can at least have access to eines.

_ - space-invaders in colour. ~

‘-Another so&are conside@ion is the ability : I

of,so@ware for a.parti&lay machine tos’uiport . ’ * -. &riphera) de$es such aalight pens, grqphics, Ta leammore about microco;puiers -and..

plotters, etc. Always make sure that so&are peripheral hardware de$ces and s&tyare

c f

n be implemented to expand the capabilities p&kage’s the following journals wiil be helpful:--

the micro as the user needs increase. o * / \ ! In the.hardw,are’deparhnent, @e first sp& . _.

ifications that the salesperson will thrqw at y&u BHe, The Small Systems Journal P. 0. Box 590

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is the&e oft& vemory. But rem+&er that the figure that wil&e,quoted is the total stork@

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cap&ilities,and not the storage’ space. that is ;--* ‘Publiqhed+no;nthly; $19.00&r U.S.

a’vailable to the user; Remember that out of th@ By& focuses-on hardwar& development and’

total fig&, which may be up to VK, tha@here new ,products with’ applications fc% small

are a lot of fu&i@s perm&ierltly stored in that> business and the larger microcomputers. It_

memory. FQr instance, there are qe .i$errupt ” contains a tremkndous amount-of advertising

routines, tab]& and ton&ants, utility +utine$ &d marcly prod&t reviews. It is an exckllent

input/output drivers, error alaps, the $ched- r&s&rcs fbr keepir%g abreast of the most recenl advances in the micro field. . . _ I i . -. \ -

_’ _’ . .-

, Just 9 decade ago, it wa6a common ‘$igh\ . around any of the math or engineeririg

a’ shared disk facility to as . many as 25 addressableusers. ’ L *< : -I

buildings to seestudents walking around with The ~ornrner~~al system, alldcates space t largft $a& of.key punched compufer,caids. It was also not uncommon.’ to see students

each hardware workstatidnaridisonlyavailabl

crawling on, the floor trying t?, .ieagFemble in eurrei@ as a 10 megabyte system. Th

ppper, order a stack of Tomputer tards that WATS?‘AR system, ho$&er, has itsownuseri afid pa&word system simil&r’to \krDJET, an

they h&d dropped.

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By the mid’ 1970’s a system c&d hD& “- allocate& @eitianeiit space to the knownuser!

,- R tys itSo*n&*+ork rlianil&r so&we, itsow (Waterloo Interactive .Direct Job Entry Ter- network iriterface boardi arid uses a CDC 948 minal) was introduced which replaced the caid. “central disk, which provides 80 megabytes c readen?, tith terminals -such as the Voelker= fuced capacity, ’ and also’ _has 16 /rn&gabfl Craig CRT termmats. T& all&ed$he &udent .i &movable cartti.d& - &ct, atitiess to the VM sy$em of the then IBfi, Once signed &, ,each user owns a Cell 360 computer. WlDJET iS: still operational, but sy$& - havifig private, common, course due to the increased yxl$yads,.& under strF?s. scratch, ‘atid, print spool’ disk facilities. Dis

Paul Dirkson & the l&rnputer $$r& -& trankfe& -on .+the network take place in byt Ijarallel atiCPU speed, where the CPU in eat

Department estimatesthatthe W@ETsystem .w itatioh is a four mega%em za0, . ? may only be around. for knother; twd y?.ais befoie be&g reph&d with microcogputer ’

The physics ‘d&pa@gent is replacing, the

networks. ,. outdated minicomputer NOVA, with a netwQr .- i , * \ 8’ of IBM Personai Labs. Again there will be ti ho! ‘* ’ There ,are- crirre&y twti .micro-labs in the computer, that is, *one ‘of the micros wit math building; one utiiizing Superpets and 0~s ___ . j indriased memory capabilities, with \ severi utilizing Microwats. A‘Microwat uni‘t is used to othek Personals used as woik stations. , convert any terminal, i.e. keyboard and CRT, However, the EngineeringiMath and Scienc into’ a ‘microcomputer. The Superp$s can . facvges do not ha& a monopoly on micro! ,support microAPL, microBASIC, . micro- 1 Thd language labs have been utiliziw micra FORTRAN, ‘microPASCAL, ar;l I Editor ,a+ .a for the teqching of FrencQnd German. i% 6809 Assembler development System. While language lab tiaa also=been active In develop the Superpet’ can be used with all five lan- ing software programs, p&ticulady authofin guages and local disks andprinters,the curre$ proearns for micros. One such system which i system is ti Jlave the Supeipeb interfaded to a ki?g made- ‘ausilable to other schools an hoSt computer which keeps all’its files. _i organ&ions is a program called WATCAN.

A microcomputer network systeri? i&&in~ ,- Due to- this’ lincr&aSed interest on campu

the Superbrain micro is currently udder about tl& abilities and applications of micrc

development in the engineering depart-t. comptiters, the computer services departmer

This system is call$d% YATSTAR. is setting up ir geneal lab ~3 micros in the arl

_ : WATSTAR is derived from the’commericalfy

lib&y. ‘Currently the department has tw

&ccessful COMPUSTAR system, de$gtied.by v Commodore80Z@andtwoRadioShackTRZ

‘INTERTEC, manufac&rer sf the SupFrBrain 801s to ptit ftito the lab, This lab-will be open t

computer. CQQXISTAR is fundamentally a the general campus p’opu!atibn and,will be.ru

straightforward star netivprk system providing on a pay as Y&J pray ot work basis. Thai is, ther till be an ho&.. @a&& t0 use the machines. .

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Friday, March 12,1982. Imprint ii,, .

Social comments fbund in Drink. the MerczAry It was a play that didn’t have

a happy ending. In fact, although the acting ended, the play did not. It is a play that will be acted out in real life many times, and will continue to be played out until the audience becomes angry enough to stop the play.

This is a play about the families of Minima@, a Japan- ese fishing port, and in particular the life of a small girl nameayoka, from her birth until she is nine years old. It is a play about families who fished the sea for generations and trusted the sea. It is also a play about a factory, the Chinsu factory, that began producing

. plastics and dumping the leftover mercury in the water.

It is also the story of how, after the first signs of mercury poisoning were found, an unsuspecting company doc- tor, diagnosed the illne-ss as being caused by his own comp>ny and how after re- porting this to his company they told him to stop his investigation and say nothing. It is the story of how, for ten years this doctor kept silent while the company proclaim- ed its innocence from any wrongdoing, and even persu- aded a government commi- ttee to keep quiet when the committee came to the same conclusion as the doctor.

But most important, it is a story about how the villagers united dnd declared war on the company; and how other villages supported them and raised money in order to buy the victims of the poisoning shares in the company, and how enough villagers bought shares and went to the annual shareholders meeting with a container of mercury-poison-

ed water and ,demanded that the -chairman of the board “Drink the Mercury”.

After a cancellation of the scheduled performance, Jan. 30, the Young Peoples Theatre of Toronto perfor- med their play Drink the Mercury last Saturday in the Humanities Theatre. Unfor- tunately, due to the resched- uling or for other reasons, the play did not attract a large audience.

duction that doesn’d hold the total production >s so At the end of the play the the questions that related to your attention or tends to be strong that the audience tends acting company came out on the technical aspects of mer- drawn out in parts, there is a not to notice the various com- stage and answered questions cury poisoning. However that tendency for the audience to pontint parts. Thus if there isa about their play and mercury is a minor point compared to start no.ticing the weaknesses weakness in acting or dialogue poisoning in particular. There the overall production. in the dialogue, or the acting or at some time it is not noticed. were several questions, but the set - changes, etc. In a This was very much the case ir’ the actors could have been’a Randy

strong production the effect of Drink the Mercury. bit more,prepared for some of Hannigan

This is unfortunate because the play is perhaps the most powerful play that has been presented in the childrens im- agination series. It is certainly the strongest example of a play used to present a social- political comment. The acting company obviously .felt that a pre-teen audience was fair ‘game for some fairly heavy consciousness-raising. The death of nine year old Yoka, who the day before her death told reporters that she wanted to get better And ride on a ship over the sea, was very power- ful, as was the scene in which a father told of the torment his son was gc,ing through as a result of the mercury poison- ing and how his son had tried three times to commit suicide; one time- he failed only because the rope broke.

The production of the play was extremely competent, due to the fact that the actors appeared to be totally com- mitted to this type of theatre and particularly committed to the problem of mercury and other environmental pol- lutants.

One way to gauge how suc- cessful a production has been is to look at how the various parts of the play fit together or blend together. In a weak pro-

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Hill mow& from sex to love songs Whipper’s acoustic and elec- Hill’s own stage presence he was glad to be performing tric guitars blended very well was intimate and comfortable, after a year’sabsence from the with Hill and Sheard but his he frequently joked around stage (he used the time to obvious studio postures ’ with his musicians and the record an album and learn needed some supplementary audience. The attendance of piano) and his mid-teen to mid- lessons in stage presence - another guitarist on stage twenties audience seemed whenever he stood up for a allowed Hill to often play completely satisfied with his song he looked like an in- rhythm on his 1%string and return, demanding two en- decisive ostrich. Without concentrate on his vocal or to cores after a full two hours of Whipper’s awkwardness the abandon hisguitarsaltogether music to make the concert a two musicians were inval- and display his pensive body success on both sides of the uable assets to the strength language standing (he actually stage. and appeal of Hill’s unbridled took his mike out of the stand Nathan emotionalism. and walked around!) He said Rudvk

A grownup boy in cotton padded into the waiting stage at Centre in the Square Tuesday and performed his sincerity for some people who weren’t too jaded or fright- ened to give some time to a love song.

Dan Hill’s repertoire is no longer limited to explications of the nuances of sexual desire, yet Hill’s new songs are still love songs since they all try to interpret the emotion that unravels in any meaningful relationship, any’ feeling that results from one human being caring for another.

There were many new songs in Hill’s selection Tues- day night but his greatest hits category was still well rep- resented. He started his two set, two hour performance with Don’t Giue Up On Love and ended withHold On and yes, he did sing Sometimes When We Touch.

The new material was inter- esting; the grown up boy was looking beyond his libido to less immediate, but still very personal., concerns. He sang for a survivor of Vietnam who had to fight a war of politics after fighting a war of blood; he sang for a ’ lady of 75 who wanted to commit suicide and he sang about the dilemma facing young musicians facing their parents with the decision that they actually want to do their “hobby” for a living.

A scene from The Fame of Simon Girty. See article below.

Hill made his music with the help of guitarist David Whip- Historic figure brought alive per and pianist John Sheard. ; af

Sheard sat quietly behind his Scoundrel Productions, Fender Rhodes or his grand sponsored by the Department piano all night, opening his of Integrated Studies and the mouth only to provide a Creative Arts Board, is pre- backing vocal or to pester Hill senting an original drama, The about the tuning of his guitars. Fume of Simon Girty on the

Photo by Peter Saracino

Mim& act alljZuff3

fl~f5 no meaning Theatre of The Arts stage several veterans, including March 18 through March 20. some familiar FASS, and

The story is based onthelife - SUMWAT troupers, along Mummenschanz = Mind candy.

That says it so well that I’m tempted to stop here. Mum-

. menschanz is a Swiss mime, a . mask troupe; you may have

was actually too slow. I%ster

There was an unexpected would have been better.

pleasure during intermission: the three members of Mummenschanz split up and made faces at us. They were wearing black boxes over their heads, and they made faces on them. Very fun.

The second half of the show was,! think, the more success- ful. This was almost exclusive- ly mask work+nd again, it was a show of technical expertise. They are very talented; they are very good with the masks. Masks with toilet paper rolls for eyes, ears, nose and mouth; masks with notepads so that the expressions can change (rip off a sheet of notepaper and a new eye is beneath); masks that blow bubbles. Occasionally, there was a pale blush of social commentary, like when the two people with faces made of blocks played checkers (on one’s face, of course) to gain control of the blocks.’

There was this flower-thing, with a big balloon as the bloom, and it kept shooting its head off, into the audience. The audience was co-opera- tive; they threw it back.

and legend-of Simon Girty, the “White Indian’:.

Girty was one of the early Loyalist settlers in Upper Canada.-As an agent for the British Indian Department, he led raids against the American settlements in Kentucky. and the Ohio Valley during and after the Revolutionary War, and so becameone of the most feared and hated figures in American his&y. ,

In the play, Girty is a blind old drunkard near the end of a long and violent life. He struggles with his conscience and bloody reputation, while straddling the two worlds of fact and legend. Figures from his past voice their opinions of him, confront him, and force him to relive the most horrify- ing moments of his career.

As the title suggests, the play dramatizes not only an historical figure, but his unen- viable “fame”. The evolution of legend is as important here as is the main character himself. Perspective and con- jecture are shown as major factors in determining ulti- ma& blame for wartime atro- cities. Was Girty a war criminal, or a victim of circum- stances? .

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_ The cast of The Fume Of Simon Girty is made up of

with a group of promising performers who are making their first appearances on stage. , I

Director Sue Alexanian, a studentin the Department of Integrated Studies, has writ- ten, directed, and performed in video productions combin- ing music and drama, has been involved with the KW Little 1 heatre ’ and the Manitou

Wabing Arts Centre in Parry sound, and .brings consider- able experience and energy to the Scoundrel crew.

I . . The author, Ed Butts, is an

I.S. graduate. His poetry and I

stories have appeared in v Imprint, ,The New Quarterly, and other Canadian and American magazines. His one man play, Crockett, was staged at the Theatre of the Arts in June of 1980. ,-

Butts wrote The Fame of Simon Girty after intensive historical research which in- cluded consultation- with a direct descendent of the notorious renegade. He credits Dr. James Reaney, playwright, and professor of English at ‘the University of Western Ontario, for inspiring him to dramatize this all but forgotten story from pioneer Canada.

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The . “-’ , _ seen them on television. They appeared in person at the Center in the Square two weeks ago. FEWTRUE --

HOURS - - So, were they good? They

were. _ The first part of the evening

was (loosely) the evolution of life on earth. A simple set - a box with three ramps leading up it - and a single cell. (You know that there’s a human being in there, but how does it work? It tipparently defies gravity in clambering up the side of the box.) It. was

‘evolution only in the sense that the. \. things. , . depicted became more complex.

Perry: Do you want to start this, or should I? Ed: Did you buy new strings for tonight? P: Have you got an amp for the Mystery bass player? E: Have you got the Mystery bass player? P: He’ll turn up. Trust me just this once. E: What about the lights? ,

P: What about the make-up? E: OK, scratch the lights. P: OK, scratch the make-up. E: Have you written the blurb for Imprint? P: Can’t we do that together? E: No, I haven’t time. _ P: It only has to be short. E: Yeah,,and when you write it, be sure toget them to correct their error from last week. P: What was that? E: They said the show was on Wednesday, but it’s tonight. P: Right! And maybe we should get them to print the name of the show. E: Yeah, maybe. . . I

The evening ended with a duel of.putty faces. Each wore a mouldable mask and it’s really difficult to describe -

Perhaps I could sum up the evening that way: the audien- ce was small but co-operative. But wait. imagine a duel between

The first act was so techni- tally superb that it detracted

chameleons. They got a standing ova-

from the mime. All about me tion. _ people were saying, “How do Cotton candy - what do yo

they do that ?” It took away have left after.you’ve eaten it? from the fact that this section John McMullen

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Aspiring writers from across the University of Waterloo campus assembled last week to read. samples of their poetry and prose.

After helping myself to a chocolate doughnut and a cup of coffee, I took my seat alongside the other listeners. Steno pad balanced on my knee and pen poised, I glanced about. and noticed that the room was full. Pleased that I had chosen such an obviously popular event to cover, I turned my attention to the podium. ,

Harold Horwood, the Uni- versity’s writer in residence and probable mentor.for the writers was seated to one side. During the course of .the readings he introduced seve- ral of the writers. A respected

memeber of the English So- ciety introduced the “Forum of Student Writers”‘and some of the writers themselves. Each .of the participants has already had work published; many in New Quarterly. Several of the writers have also been attending the Creat- ive Writing Workshop that is put on by the Integrated Studies program.

The first writer to approach the lectern was Judy Butter- worth, a philosophy student with a knack for writing. Even though she was the first person to read, Judy did not portray any nervousness. She calmly provided the audience with a pleasant combination of intense poetry and a fascinat- ing&short story about a girl who had a bizarre telephone con- versation.

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Next, the audience heard from George Elliott Clarke. Despite the fact that he was reading on anemptystomach, George launched energetical- ly into his selected poems and spewed forth a torrent of vivid imagery. I could hardly keep up with him! He covered a variety of topics including platonic love and incest. The manner in which he dealt with these subjects was assured, bold and extremely entertain- ing.

After George, Josee Duffues had the floor. Stating humbly that George’s act would be tough to follow, the writer, student and mother proceeded to put on her own impressive act. Her writing is deep, insightful and sensitive, and it effectively conveys a diversity of intense feelings.

Next, Harold Horwood in- troduced Wayne Hughes. He stated that Wayne is the most talented undergraduate that he has ever met. I must admit that I was curious to hear what kind of writing was worthy of such glowing praise, and I was not in suspense for long. After hearing poems entitled Bezerk, Yogurt Spirits and One More Time my Dear, I

concluded that the writing had to be highly imaginative. That of Wayne Hughes is also vibrant and unconventional, presenting various topics from interesting perspectives.

Frank Klassen stood be- hind the ‘podium next and in his singular voice confidently presented the audience with his works. His writing is powerful and vital, and at times ‘also unorthodox. Yet that is part of its distinctness. Especially the last piece that Frank read possessed this quality. He revealed that it was written at an odd hour of the morning and hence its unique- ness.

After Frank, it was Allison Knight’s turn to read. The audience had been warned that Allison wrote very short poetry, but that it wasexpand- ing. Allison did indeed read various short poems, includ- ing a Haiku (A Japanese 3-line poem). Despite their brevity, the poems contain an unmis- takable charm. They are sincere and pictorial, and the longer poems. do not lose this trait.

The last writer toshare her work was Dona Massel. A mature part-time student, Dona writes prose and poetry. Some ‘of it is perceptive, sympathetic and profound, while some is carefree, ener- getic and enlightening. No matter which type Dona read, every sample was good. Even though Dona requested no applause until the end, the audience could not resist clapping after a few especially enjoyable pieces,

I was very impressed by , these talented writers and their vital and inspiring work. That they take time beside their studies to create lasting expressions of themselves is particularly admirable. They deserve as much support as their fellow students at the University can give them. I myself am going to watch for the names of these writers in the future, and if another “Forum of Student Writers” takes place, I will be present.

ReneeSander.

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Doug Bennett of Doug and the Slugs talked to me-from ‘ancouver, as the band was about to embark on a /e&thy tour jroughout Canada and the States.

It was sort of a desire to perform, I guess. . . always being at parties, always being in the corner, being the funny man .-. . and I decided to stop giving it away for free and began writing songs and started a band. Then I started charging people for it. It’s a much better business that way. I think it was just - it-was always a hobby. I picked up a guitar at the age of 18. . . as it turned out, i was getting what I thought better and betterandbetterat what 1wasdoingan.d liking-graphic arts less and less, and just one overtook the other. So I made the decision to change careers. But if you were to returnto the graphic arts business, what wou!d you bring back in the way of experience? An understanding of business. It’s surprising, when I was working for myself in graphic arts, I tended to be a little bit lazy, only working when Ineeded money. When I have eight other people to be responsible for, in terms of drawing money to pay everybody and expenses, I tend to work a little harder. You discipline yourself when there’s more people waiting for you. Are you still managing yourself, or do you have someone doing that for you now?

): Yeah, now I’ve shifted purely into the area of doing thecon- cepts . . . We’re generating enough money that we can afford to have people actuallydoing the booking. Joe Jackson does the road managing like the booking, the hotels, etc. etc. But I can sit down with a memo’and talk about concept and general direction. It frees me for more time to concentrate on album graphics and getting the public image side. Do you find that a more rewarding role?

1: It&, just because there’s less details to concern yourself with. At one point I found I was spending all the time on the phone. It took you away from the job you should be doing, and that’s writing the music. When does the latest tour start? _

1: They’re giving us three days up here at Whistler just to warm up to the Prairies’freezing nut-crushingcoldand then we’ll start the actual tour March 1st. Nine weeks of toil and whatever through Ontario.

: Where do you get a lot of your inspiration? 1: 1 get it from the songs I listen to; I get it from just talking with

people or seeing bands. You can never put your finger on where you get it exactly for whatever particular song. The

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band all comes in whenever I put out a newsong,and they’ll add their particular musical mind to it, so there’sa lot of inspiration storedin there. And it just, becomes part of this melting-pot. Sometimes the song just falls into place so easily, sometimes you’ve got to slave over it for a couple weeks before you can pinpoint what you want.

I: Fqr example, the single that come from?

Partly From Pressure, where would

D: I was a little disapppointed in that song if only in the sense that I was a bit too derivative. Of all the songson thealbum I think we didn’t work on that one enough to give it our own particular feel, I think because we werecomingnear theend of the album. I just whipped out the song, we had so much fundoingit . . . we should have tempered it more so it would have been less of that Bob Seger, Bruce Springsteen feel to it. It still would have been a good song, but it would have been more our particular feel. So when we do it live it’s got more of a Slugs feel to it.

I: Can you see yourself going in that direction? D: Not really. . . as I say, that song just came together like that. .

I like those guys, but it would do me no good to try to become the new Bruce Springsteen; it does nobody any good. I’m not headed there, I’m trying to carve my own turf, taking-note of what I’ve got as opposed to trying to make - what I’ve got into what they’ve already done. c

I: . The story isthe band was started on a dare - D: (laughs) That’s Story Number Six.

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I: What has kept you going since then? D: I guess the desire to get out,of debt. The band is primarily a

working band and that means you have bills, thereare band wives breathing down their necks to “make more money, make more money . . .” So it just becomes a thing of feed yourself and try to pay the rent. Anything above that is the artistic gravy. It is important but it’s not as important as paying the bills.

I: Is there.a different attitude to your stuff down in the States than you find in Canada?

D: There’s, I would say, a more open attitude. In Canada there’s a great East-West sort of rivalry, so once you hit New York or that they think that Vancouver is just north of the state capitol. So they’re more wide open, there’s not this Canadianstigma. They either like the music or they don’t. And so far where we’ve played in the States - New York, Boston, Philadelphia, etc. - only Pittsburgh didn’t like us.

I: Would you suggest the route you’ve taken to other new- comers? If so, why?

D: Maybe what I would suggest is that the writing is the most important thing and when you’re onstage don’t try to copy other people. You only make a name for yourself by being yourself . . . concentrating on what you’ve got - meager talents though they may be.

Doug and the Slugs will be appearing at the.‘Waterloo Motor Inn Thursday, March 18. Doors open at 800 pm. The concert is sponsored by the Federation of Students, and tickets are $5.00 for Fed members, $6.00for others. Available in the Federation of Students Office. Todd Schneider

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Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Da?k, the latest craze in the electronic pop music scene, graced the somewhat remote Bingeman Park venue for the second time this year. Apparently, word was passed after last year’s smash hit that an OMD concert was not to be missed as a near capacity crowd jammed the reworked roller skating rink. A med- iocre act at best, Boys Brigade opened the show with loud, unrestrained distortion. After the Brigade’s mercifully short set the lads finally made the

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New blood make?- Theatresports more fun than ever .

Many members of the Theatresports audience show up consistently to see their old favourite performers, but the infusion of new blood introduced an element of suspense as the viewers looked forward to seeing what the new people could do.

They could do a lot. Especially memorable was the “best MacKenzie Brothers scene” with Barna and Cook. They captured the accents and the spirit very well, and managed to make this by-now stale routine come back I to life. e

However, the aspect of last Friday’s game I wish to comment about is this. It is not necessarily true that theatre must have a message, though it is clearly desirable. If you are going to play a scene, be it comedy, tragedy or a love scene, since the scene is inevitably drawn from real life, it could also make a comment on life,

Theatresports commonly lacks this. There‘ are a number ofvalid reasons for that lack; for one thing, the .Theatresports people may not have perceived the need for this (and to be fair, I could be wrong about the importance of this aspect of theatre) and, hell, they’re there to have fun. For that matter so is the audience. No one is looking for a serious social message.

Another, ofcourse,ishpwcanoneachievea deep and meaningful comment in just a few minutes when the scene is a total improvisa: tion?

Yet how long can one watch a show that is * pure - and only - comedy? It may be funny as hell (usually is) but is this the end?

The fact of the &matter is - no. Theatre- sports introduced the “best serious scene’? competition. I hope/they keep this up. Each team’s attempt was interesting in its own way.

some progress ‘will have been made towards giving Theatresports some degree of impact deeper than being “just funny”.

To belabour the point would be gratuitous; however, if Theatresports would occasionally’ attempt scenes with potential for achieving

‘meaning and sincerity, as this one did, the actors and the audience both would be richer.

It goes to prove that these people have more to offer than just laughs.

, John W. Bast

The regular Friday night Theatresports game came off even more successfully than is usual, due to a sudden influx of new, creative actors and the introduction of a new game.

Theatresports is improvisational acting within the framework of “games”. Two teams compete for points awarded .by three judges.

“Linda and the Rookies” beat “Euripides and the Three Short Tragedies” 73-58. The Rookies - Tern Barna (named Most Valuable Player), Hugh John Cook III, Ronald M. Green and Rob-Lee, lead by veteran Theatresports player Linda Carson - were so named because for all of them but Linda this was their first game. Barna had, two weeks before this game, been a simple member of the audience.

The Theatresports veterans - Roberta Carter, I&n Chaprin, Linda Ryall and Bernie Roehl- put up’s good fight but couldn’t keep up with the Rookies.

The mood ,of the audience was dimmed somewhat when it was announced that this wasto be-the John Belushi Memorial Match, as Belushi had been found dead earlier that day.

Things picked up quickly however, and the show grew funnier and funnier. Of special note were the “Space Jump” scene (it has nothing. to do with science fiction, unfortunately) in which Ryall played an old but drug-crazed woman; “Die”, which tied between Carson and Chaprin; and the “Best Sideways Scene” in which the rear wall becomes the floor and the actors have to stand up before the audience in, order to “lie down” in t& scene. This leads to scenes in bed.

The Euripides team effort was more in the nature of “best scene with a straight face”and went far towards proving that only the audience has to be happy; but the Rookies” scene was far superior and if their example is taken to heart by the Theatresports players,

Engaging f arce presented The University of Waterloo drama Depart-

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The tournament was a large success and thanks go out to all those participants who made it so.

Men’s Broomball .Tournament The Men’s broomball tournament is currently taking place

and there still remains four undefeated teams trying for the A Championship. Those teams are The Hanson Brothers, Kin, The Econowormers and Those Rec’d Camels. The final game will take place March 15, 12:00 midnight at Albert McCormick Arena. Good luck to all.

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Last Thursday night a men’s volleyball tournament was held. For almost six hours 28 teams bat- ted a volleyball around. The victorious were Optometry, Climech B, Renison and St. Jeromes.

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Swimmers do well in CIA& After swimming eight

lengths-of a 25 metre pool at top speed: UW’s Lynn Mar- shall had to settle for a third place finish in the CIAU (Canadian Interuniversity .Athletic Union) Champion- ships. She Gas less than a second behind the first place swimmer. Even though she swam her best time, the 200m freestyle was her worst indivi- dual event.

Marshall also competed in ’ the 50m and 1OOm free events,

and finished second in both.

Another member of the Witerloo At henas did remark- ably well, especial,ly since this, was her first year competing at the university level. “Kate Moo,re surprised all the ex- perts”, was how Coach Dave Heinbuch summed up the rookie’s performance. Moore improved her best time by over four seconds in the 200m backstroke, and cap.tured a six{h place finish. She then went on to finish seventh in the l.OOm back. .

Kerry DeHay also put a strong individual performan-

ce, &d came in sixth in the 1OOm butterfly:

The fourth member’of the Athena swim team that com- peted at the University of British Columbia was Norma Wilkie. She combined with Marshall, Moore and DeHay to form the relay teams. In the 4 X 1 OOm medley relay they placed eighth, and moved up to a seventh in the 4 X 1OOm freestyle relay.

Relatively speaking, the Warriors did not fair quite as well. The five member squad (consisting of Steve MacNeill, Peter Kornelsen, Rod Agar, Peter Christofolakos and Joe

Most track and field Warriors and Athenas finished their seasons lest weekend withparticipationat York University in the OUAA-OWIAA championships.\

As a team the_Athenas dropped from last year’s second to a fourth place finish behind Western, Toronto and Queen’s. The Warriors finished sixth, down from last year’s fifth.

Rob Town scored over half of the Warriors’ points in the meet by winning the pole vault and taking third place in the shot put. ’ The Mark Inman-K’en Potma 1500 metre travelling roadshow continued with Potma (from McMaster) just beating Mark 3:50.53 to 3:51.80. This show has one more scheduled performance, next week at the CIAU’s.

Lisa Amsden replaced Athena Patti Moore as the OUAA 1OOOm champion winning the event with a personal best time of 2.5 1 .O. Patti, who struggled all season with a painful hamstring injury, ran strongly to finish third in 2:54.9 while Betty Ann Vanderkruk-Schnurr finished fifth in 2:59.4. Earlier Lisa had finished third in the 600m.

the top twenty in Canada.” As the CIAUs finished, so

did this year’s swimming season. For teams that had a large turnover from last year,. boththe Warriorsand Athenas did remarkably well. Both Waterloo team records and Ontario records were broken.

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Cathy Laws made a breakthrough in the 300m, reaching the final by running a personal best time df 43.51 and then ran another personal best of 42.67 to. finish sixth. Laurie Vanderhoweven and Kathy Fraser also ran the 300 but didn’t make the final.

Another personal best turned up in the 1500m. with Ulrike Zugelder running 4:47.8 to finish just one spot out of the points.

Right behind Zugelder was Lisa Campfens who had been battling the flu all week.

Lana Marjama als- ,n a new personal best in the 3000m, amazingly without breaking the 10 minute barrier, dropping her time by half a second to 10:01.23.

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Overall, ten of the thirteen competing Athenascontributed to the team scoring. As well, several individuals just missed the first eight positions. This is a new development in Athena track and field and its continuation would augur well for the future of t-he programme.

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