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Zit me baby one more time! M M E E E E T T O O U U R R N N E E W W C C O O L L U U M M N N I I S S T T S S : : The 3 3 p p m m G G i i r r l l s s ! ! S S T T E E A A L L ZITNEY’S SPOTTY STYLE! £3.50 STRICTLY L L I I M M I I T T E E D D E E D D I I T T I I O O N N ! ! /400 C C A A S S E E B B O O O O K K ! ! Suck me off on page 11! Ooh! Zitneys spots are far scabbier than mine, oink! THE A A N N T T I I - - C C E E L L E E B B R R I I T T Y Y READ JADE’S L L O O V V E E P P H H O O T T O O
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Zit me baby one more time!

The 3333ppppmmmmGGGGiiiirrrrllllssssMMMM EEEE EEEE TTTT OOOO UUUU RRRR NNNN EEEE WWWW CCCC OOOO LLLLUUUU MMMM NNNN IIII SSSS TTTT SSSS :::: The 3333ppppmmmm GGGGiiiirrrrllllssss!!!!

SSSS TTTT EEEE AAAA LLLL ZITNEY’SSPOTTY STYLE!

£3.50

STRICTLYLLLL IIIIMMMM IIIITTTT EEEE DDDDEEEE DDDDIIII TTTTIIII OOOONNNN !!!!/400

CCCC AAAA SSSS EEEE BBBB OOOO OOOO KKKK !!!!

Suck me off on page 11!

Ooh! ZitneyÕs spots are far scabbier

than mine, oink!

THE AAAA NNNN TTTT IIII ---- CCCC EEEE LLLL EEEE BBBB RRRR IIII TTTT YYYY READ

JADE’SLLLL OOOO VVVV EEEE PPPP HHHH OOOO TTTT OOOO

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Ulri-cack

Stop being a

knob cheeseDrinkmore!

Dickchard and Rudey

In 2005 I will stop profiteeringfrom love trists with old menand stupid rape stories. Oh,and buy some new Ikea sheets– mine are cum-ridden!

Michelle McMammoth

As the new spokesperson for Dixy Chicken, I’ll eat all theprofits then painfully suffocate

in my own ample bosom

Die

Kate Whoreler

Stop gurning like a constipated

twat

Vernon Gay

H

Ug-Lee

Lern my two-times tabel, innit

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Chris Poo-pokerFinish myself off properlyinstead of being such anancy nonce about it

David Wally

Shut my loudmouth gob, cut myshitty hair, go back to Walesthen spontaneously combust

Dry hump more publicity-hungry

tarts to cover up my true batty boy nature!

Get my Stanna stairlift installed

Versace bint

Since Brian’s dumped Kerry McFadden,she told Hate she plans to eat as much

cockas she can in 2005. But whatabout the other stars’ NewYears resolutions? SUCK MORE

COCK!

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