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THE RETARDED MAZEFeaturing Mario, Sonic, and much more…!!!!!

THE RETARDED MAZE

SUICIDE how 2 dye

Game over

rawr

(if you dare to retry, click here)

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NO!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEVEL 1: Escape START!

DEATH!!!

DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)

Good job!

(Level 2)

WTF!??!

Sucka-punch

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click to restart Level 1

LEVEL 1

START!DEATH!!!

DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)

LEvEL 2: Sentinel

WTF!??!

Mediocrity

Watch out!

MediocrityLv. 3

Watch out!

LEVEL 1

START!DEATH!!!

DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)

Level 3… Artillery

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

Wow!

Nice !

Lv. 4next

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

Wow!

Nice !

Lv. 4next

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!

THINK FAST!!!!

LEVEL 1

START!DEATH!!!

DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!(click and game over)

Level 4! YEAHLabyrinth

“Find the invisible key”-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”

“Key not in maze. Key in YOU”-That Mr. Miyaji guy

“WTF?!!!”-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”

Lv. 5

Lv. 5

Lv. 5

BOSS STAGE

BOSS

Dr. Dre’sRobotnik’s

PowerPoint HQ!

Clik 2 b-gin

Clik 2 b-gin

Find the missing key!

Find the missing key!

Please end the show, go to “Slide Show”,

and restart from slide 35.

Find the missing key!

Find the missing key!

Dr. Eggman: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Dr. Eggman: …Sorry- my font was much different than expected.

Dr. Eggman: You can blame my pathetic makers and the pathetic creator of this wretched game for that.

Dr. Eggman: Don’t you hate when some random idiots come into your system and f*** up your work?

Dr. Eggman: That’s happened to me about five million times.

Dr. Eggman: Like when that blue porcupine-looking thing spilled that can of Sprite on my beloved machine I’d worked so hard to create for so many years…

Dr. Eggman: (cries)

Dr. Eggman: …Alas! I cannot weep. Any form of liquid on-screen will screw up this file. The creator paid me a billion dollars and a donkey for me to follow along with his plan.

Dr. Eggman: And now! I, Dr. Robotnik, shall battle you, the stupid mouse cursor, in a duel to the DEATH!!

THINK FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOMB

IWILLHAVEMYREVENGE

Martin: Derek!!! You made my picture all weird!

Technical error

Martin:

Martin: Much better.

Martin: You looked at me funny! Let’s battle!!!

Martin used Psybeam!

Martin: How can this be?!?!!?!!!?!

Garrett: Hey, whassup, my Asian?

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Martin: ARGH!! Go away, Garrett!

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Garrett: Now, Cursor, prepare to taste my TRUE power%!!

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

10 Seconds to Escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U LOOZE!

Go! Go!!

Go?

5 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

4 Seconds!

2 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

2 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

4 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

8 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

U LOOZE!

Key

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Me so Garrett

3 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

Key

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Almost there…

3 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

Oh yeah

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Ain’t that sexy

U LOOZE!

Oh yeah

Garrett doesn’t even deserve a picture

Ain’t that sexy

Who iz faggoter????????????

Garrett Sandris

Faggalicious

5 Seconds!

U LOOZE!

Who iz faggoter????????????

Garrett Sandris

Faggalicious

The answer is 42(hot dawg)

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4242

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42 41 41 42 四十 - 42 4242 42 42 42 42

42 Seconds!42

U LOOZE!

42

42IS THE ANSWER

2 LIFE???

PART I COMPLETE

TO BE CONTINUED…

Maze Made By: The Maniacal, Somewhat Retarded Clown (formerly Sir Cryo)Inspiration: Sir Ipodnerd, Murf

Other Characters: Martin Kang, Garrett Whats-his-face

Special Thanks: You, The Player

PART I COMPLETE

TO BE CONTINUED…

Maze Made By: The Maniacal, Somewhat Retarded Clown (formerly Sir Cryo)Inspiration: Sir Ipodnerd, Murf

Other Characters: Martin Kang, Garrett Whats-his-face

Special Thanks: You, The Player

Dr. Eggman: HA! Now prepare to be ROBOTISIZED!

Quick! Click here to restart before he gives you a game over!