For Such Is the Glory of Musical Mirth

F o r S u ch Is th e G lo ry o f M u sic a l M ir thT h is d e p a r tm e n t, th e m ost im p o r ta n t one in th e book , a im s to in s tru c t,

ed ify , a la rm , hum ble , an d in s t i tu te h o r r ib ly re v o lu tio n a ry id eas in th e m in d s o f s tu d e n ts w ho th in k th e y a re good.

T h is is a b ra n c h of th a t g re a t ed u c a tio n a l in s ti tu tio n , th e G re a te r U n i­v e rs ity o f M o n tan a . I t re p la c e s th e s lid e -ru le w ith a p iece of le ad p ipe , th e p en c il sh a rp e n e r w ith a ra c k an d w heel, an d th e te x t boo k w ith th e C hicago m ach ine g un . I t s a im s a re h o rr ib le , m elancho ly , an d s a d is tic ; th e re in lies its hum or.

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“ S trong as R u b b e r B ands”

The sun w as sink ing in the west. A flam boy­an t sunset, n ea t b u t no t gaudy, shouted over the sky. A group of sad-eyed coaches, sub-coaches, heads of the Physical E duca tion departm en t, and a s tree t ca r m an looked in awe and tea rs . V is­ible in the red west was a cloud th a t changed shape rap id ly . I t took the form of a ce rta in W ild W ill K elly. I t tum bled in to g ian t strides th a t suggested Russ. Sweet. I t w hisked into w irey strin g s th a t called fo r th sobs of “ A rnie. Arnie. Sweet shades of past razo r b lad e s.”

M any m ore nebulous shapes it took. The little g roup stood w ith bowed heads. A blue cloud from the east resem bled a class in Physical E d u ­cation. Show ing m ore enthusiasm th an such a class has ever been able to m uster, it cast fo rth a bolt o f lig h tn in g a t the assembly. “ N o ,”

th u n d ered an old um pire rider. The bolt back-tracked .The m agnificent sunset, w ith its glory of fa d in g form s, dim med into a

d ism al grey as the P hysical E duca to rs trem bled.“ B u t the D A W N !” scream ed a new-comer. He w as young. “ Yes, the

D A W N !” yodeled a m an who m ight have been an alum ni. “ Look fo rw a rd !” the g roup cheered.

“ B u t f i r s t comes the n ig h t,” said a sp rite from the business office, as he show ered the g roup w ith yellow slips and ine lig ib ility rules.

O f S p o n ta n e ity in S tu d e n tsThe Casual V istor heard a roar. I t seemed

to come from the F orestry building. Looking closer; in fact exam ining meticulously, he found w hat appeared to be a woodshed back of tha t L um berer’s mansion. The roar came from there.The Casual Visitor wedged himself in the door.He listened.

A ra ttle of typew riters dabbled with his nerves.A scream of “ Copy b oy” floated down the stairs, followed by a m urm ur, “ Charge to the K aim in.’A man in an overcoat, w ith his collar up and his hat on flounced out a door, followed by cries of “ Go to the M orgue (and other places too num er­ous to m ention). A Sob-Sister swept by him, sobbing professionally. “ B oom !” A glare of ligh t blinded him. A cam era clicked. “ W hat have you to say for publication,” shouted a re­porter. “ N oth ing ,” m urm ured the Visitor.

“ VISITOR. SCREAMS ‘I LOVED H E R ’ ” bu rst forth on yellow paper, in red ink, in front of his black eyes. “ Go on ,” he heard.

The Casual Visitor stood 011 a waste paper box. “ Even if the Law School should be the brains of the in stitu tio n ; even if the L ittle Theatre should have the ta len t; even if the Foresters do have the braw n; still, the Journalism school is the Divine A rticulation, the Moulder of Thought, the Swayer of the M ob.” The reporters listened. “ N o w the English departm ent . . . .

The visitor plucked an offending cuspidor from his eye. “ SOLONS FLAY CITY DAD S” roared a new set of headlines. The V isitor threw him­self into range of the targe t guns th a t barked around him. He was no longer news.

T h e M an an th e P u rp le S h ir t

“ It is exactly sixteen chains to the bottom of the M,” said jolly Frappe Le Chat, the jolly For­ester. “ And we have a new tractor, and H. L. 6 . who writes the funny, funny, poetry is a forest­e r.” Le Chat scratched himself a little. His wool shirt, very forester, was itching, a little.

“ Dean Spaulding babies it a lot, you know. The tractor, I mean. He likes to fill the smaller grease cups so well. He calls it Babe, you know, after Paul Bunyon’s Blue Ox. And the For­ester’s Ball is really the only event in the winter quarter that amounts to anything, you know.” Frappe trained his transit on the Women’s Gym. “ I ’m mapping the campus, you know.”

“ No one threw sugar bowls a t the F orester’s Ball feed. Only lettuce sandwitches, you know. And we have a log-tester, and isn ’t Lou Vierhus

the biggest thing. And his mustache, you know.” Le Chat lifted his hat to Lillian Shaw, who spoke pleasantly. “ We have a rifle team ; and a quartet, the one that sang at the basketball game, you know. ’ ’

A loud blast from an air-whistle was heard from across the campus. Crowds of old hats moved swiftly toward the sound. Hobnails ruined young grass. “ There’s a F orester’s Club meeting, you know,” shouted Frappe Le Chat over his shoulder at me.

“ We are going to buy tarns for the faculty. Tams, you know, like we wear when we wish to achieve a blend of the great outdoors and the natty, naughty collegiate.”

T ort and R etort“ We are on the campus six years, you see, and

natu ra lly we about ru n things before we are th ro u g h .” A young lawyer, or a t least he hoped he was, nodded sagely fo r the benefit of the co-ed he was w alking with, and any others who might w ant to look. “ We have practice courts and a library. ’ ’

“ Excuse me, th e re ’s a m an being ru n over.”The law yer shouldered a book and ra n tow ard the agonized form. “ You m u stn ’t get up, you see; and d o n ’t settle the case out of c o u rt.” The young man hesitated while he th ru s t out his chest. “ W e will figh t th is case through all the courts of the la n d ; if we can make it last th a t long. ’ ’

lie blew a whistle. Twenty-three lawyers ran down the fron t steps of the law building. “ We are w itnesses,” they shouted. “ T h a t’s why we stand on the fron t steps all the time. One c a n ’t tell when someone will be run over, can one? And one w ants one’s witnesses handy, doesn’t one?”

“ W ould you like a Corpus Dilecti or a w r it,” one asked the fallen man. “ I can get you a d ivorce,” said another. The hero of this piece, the firs t young lawyer, noted th a t his co-ed was s till w aiting for him. “ L et us go to the bleachers and ta lk about campus politics,” he said w ith dignity .

“ The road to power is banked w ith legal words—deckled w ith L atin phrases. Lincoln was a lawyer. He was the g reatest p a r ty of the f irs t part law has know n since Adam was ordered out of tow n .”

L ig h t A ctionsT he lig h ts w ere dim med an d the voice of a m an

ra n g th ro u g h the em pty ra n g e of sea ts ; em pty, th a t is, except fo r fo u r couples stu d y in g the a r t of self-expression in d a rk corners. “ Y ou hold h e r h an d as if i t w ere a ham san d w itch ,” roa red the m an. “ H e does n o t ,’’ came in giggles from the darkness behind, “ l ie is m a s te r ly .’’

Two people w ere on th e em pty s tag e ; em pty, th a t is, except fo r tw o people. “ H ow can I leave T hee ,’’ quavered one. “ I bleed w ith an g u ish ! Q U IE T ! My h ea rt te lls me one th in g — SHUT U P OUT T H E B E — an d you say an o th e r . .

“ W ho do you th in k I a m ? ’’ ro a red the w hite headed boy. “ W ife to a fam ous m an ,” snarled the vam pire , as her ch ild ren trooped i n ; tw elve thousand of them . “ This is the an n iv e rsary of the m an b o rn to be hanged , the b o o r.” The sub­

direc to r, the th ird electrician , and the sam ple audience sneered in derision and un ison : “ Be su re to duck the cabbages. Be tense, be alive, live thep a r t .” They m ade th e proposal u n d er d ifficu lties, fo r th e w ill o ’ the w isp, B roadw ay, w as ca lling to th e ir agonized am bitions.

One young m an w ith a gloom y brow th o u g h t of his nam e in ligh ts. One young lad y th o u g h t of an adoring public to be spurned . A no ther young lady th o u g h t lo ftily of a r t fo r a r t ’s sake. A you n g ster bow ed (he th o u g h t) like D avid B arrym ore. “ The ladies, a re serv ing tea , in, the foyer . . . Shallwe jo in the,— A h, Miss Blum m , w ill you tak e my a h m ? ”

T h e C asca re t C lub M y ste ry“ We w ork while others sleep,” said the note

found on the body. I t looked like foul work.The Pharm acy Club butler had found the body in the hallw ay of the old Science building. He had not d isturbed it a t first, th ink ing th a t it was a student asleep. W hen it had not moved for six days, he looked closer and found th a t the head had been cu t off. The note was pinned to the mustache. B arbed w ire was w rapped around the left leg, the end being tucked in the righ t, upper, w atch pocket. I t looked like m urder. U niver­sity au thorities were called.

“ I t looks like m u rd er ,” said the University authorities. Barbizon B unberry, detective, was called on the case. “ I t looks like m u rder,” said Barbizon Bunberry, with precision; for th a t it was. I t was m urder.

A fte r it was decided th a t the m an was no longer alive, the m atter was dropped. That afternoon a pharm acy studen t w ent upstairs in the old Sci­ence building. l ie was soon lost, bu t when to his g reat consternation he found a card on the table th a t read, “ We w ork while others sleep ,” he lept th rough a window in frigh t.

L ate r it was found th a t instead of a card, the second w arning had been prin ted on the top of a small box. I t was decided th a t there was no connection w ith the C ascaret Club M ystery.

Barbizon B unberry went into seclusion fo r th ree weeks, coming out la ter with a solution. The solution was sodium hydroxide. “ I t was m u rd er ,” said Bunberry.

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T he t r a in ru sh e d p a s t B onner. S en io rs sa t

d ro w sily in th e c row ded dav-coach . A ju n io r

a n d his f r ie n d p eered in to the c a r f ro m the

sw ay in g betw een-cars . A p o te n tia l fre sh m an

g o t up a n d p laced h is uke le le c a re fu lly in his

seat. H e w en t fo rw a rd to th e sm oker, w ea rin g

a w o rld -w eary , u ltra -so p h is tic a te d look an d his

g ra d u a tio n su it.

A D em on-A lum w a lk ed in to th e c ro w d ed car.

E v e ry s ea t w as occupied . No, th e re w as one

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An Autumn drizzle and flitting students in

slickers greeted the students as they fell from

the tra in in Missoula. F ra tern ity grips and

sorority kisses were exchanged. No one shook

Padriac J. Forcep by the hand. He had a

cardboard suitcase in each one, and a bundle

of lunch, all gone except a banana and an egg,

under his arm. Besides, Pad had on his grad­

uation overcoat.

So Pad donned his vanishing cloak. He

pulled a yellow slicker and a Hot H at out of

his suitcase. He put them on, and was in ­

visible.

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Padriac J . Forcep stood on K e lly ’s corner.

A car m arked U came along, stopped, and

several people dashed out to get on. “ E asy ,”

he thought. “ I ’ll get on the nex t one.”

lie walked up the street, peering into w in­

dows, more lavish than any he had ever seen,

lie stood on the next corner for tw enty min­

utes; saw cars going in all directions, bu t none

m arked U. l ie waited, then one came. He

stood on the curb and gathered himself. I t

passed him grindingly. The next day he

learned how to stop a car.

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Padriac J. Forcep walked resolutely up to Main Hall. He intended to register, and the

line of his jaw was such th a t odds were favor­

able th a t he would register. This was the second day. The day before he had not been

able to get inside the building. “ Full of these

F ra t fe llers,” one freshm an snorted.

Coming closer to the door, Pad heard laugh­

te r issuing. I t was demoniacal, fan tastic laugh­

ter. Cavernous, cadaverous laughter.

“ I t ’s the guys laughing a t the funny in­

structions the business office posted,” said a jan ito r mournfully.

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K O D A KPH O N ES 2181-2182

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W ith You

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jimillj’ Cruq, jitoreW holesale and R e ta il D ea le rs in

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jiouth piramtacgColumbia G rafonola and Latest Records

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TH E CEREMONY.

Between halves a t the f irs t football game,

so understood Padriac J . Forcep, the B ear

Paw s were to be tapped. He liked th is idea.

He him self had suffered taps. He would enjoy

the sigh t of the Paw s getting theirs.

Am id certain silences, certain bu rsts of a p ­

plause, certain blushful descents of new mem­

bers, the old B ear Paw s called new ones to

take th e ir places.

P ad tu rn ed to his room-mate, his eyes full

of tears. “ W hat in the w orld is the m a tte r? ”

asked the roomie. “ The cerem ony,” gurgled

Pad. “ I t is so im pressive.”

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PAD APPEA RS!

Since donning the Hot H at and the yellow

slicker, Pad of course had been invisible. His

room-mate knew he was around because he

occasionally bumped into him.One day in F reshm an Composition the hour

had buzzed along very comfortably. Padriac

J. Forcep was called on, and recited w hat he

had read in a book. Other students woke up

in the ir tu rn and spoke.

Then Pad joined two things he had learned,

and arrived a t a new thought. The prof looked

up in surprise. Pad had become, for the mo­

ment, visible.

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RE FI NERIES T ea House

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O rd e r y o u r p u n c h f ro m us

A N S. 0 . S.

A t seven-th irty in the evening, m en gathered

on one side of the steps of M ain H a ll; women

on the other. People ta lked . A m an p layed

the piano and everyone sang. The p itch w as

a little high fo r the men, a little low fo r the

women.

As the clock s tru ck e ight there w as a hush.

“ W h a t are they doing n o w ? ” w hispered Pad-

r iac J . Porcep . “ T sk ,” rem arked the room ­

m ate. “ T h ey ’re try in g to th in k up a m o tto .”

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w e ll w o r th y o u r w h ile . A ll

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TH E DAY OF RECKONING.

P ad riac J . Forcep stood in yet ano the r line.

He was w aiting to be sneered a t by the absence

committee. He daw dled and w atched the door

open to adm it depressed students. These were

release th rough another door, mercifully.

P ad stepped inside. A group which looked

like a sadistic tea -party aw aited him. The

Dean held out his hand fo r the absence forms.

Pad , the fr iendly soul, grasped the proffered

hand and shook i t w arm ly.

if

it is new , w e have it.

the un iversity

sh op for un iversity m en.

“ dashery th a t’s d if’rent.”

¥

the sport shopd ow n by the w ilm a

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COMPLETE DISAPPEARANCE.

P adriac J. Forcep w andered tow ard the oval.

The May Fete was in progress. He was invis­

ible to the m ajority of the spectators. Even to

himself he seemed to be w alking in a hazy

cloud, ju s t touching the earth w ith his toes;

ju s t a pair of eyes gleaming soberly a t a form

in w hite cheese-cloth th a t cavorted on the

green w ith other like forms.

The fete was over. “ Yes, Pad. I do love

you ,” whispered Minnie. Nebulous forms of

both converged to one. Eyes swam w ith spring

m alady ; their friends could no more find them ;

they could not find themselves the rest of tha t

spring.

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P o rg S to e lrp anb (Optical Co.

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with Splendid Consistently GoodPhotoplays. Pictures a t

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Seasonable food carefully prepared. M ost reasonable prices.

C ourteous, a ttentive service th ro u g h o u t. D ressing room s and parlors.

U n d e r the Sam e M an ag em en t

For Reservations Phone R. B. MacNAB

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A g if t o r piece o f a r t goods selected here ind ica tes th a t d isc r im in a tin g care has been

m ad e in its choice.

B ridge Accessories N o v e lty Jew e lry

B eau tifu l L inens

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See o u r special prices on fine ph o to s y o u r C aps and G ow ns.

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Extends its support to

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W e A im to Servethe Public

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a ll tim es to g ive the

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in te res te d in a l l socia l.

W e s tr iv e to g ive th e college s tu d e n t m erchand ise keep pace w i t h th e d e v e lo p m e n t o f th e U n iv e rs ity college l i fe m o re p leasant.

t eco n o m ica l prices, to an d m ake th e s tu d e n t

m ake a S p e c ia lty o f F i t t in g Glasses an d G r in d in g Lenses.

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All Beauty Service

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Meet Me at Kelley’s

A rtificial re sp ira tio n : The next step in the case of Bobo, who bums smokes.

Fashion C lub Cleaners

Where your c lo thing is protected w i th the De L a v a l C o n t i n u o u s Clarification System.

P H O N E 26 6 1

J . R . N agues, P ro p .

5 2 5 S o u th H ig g in s A ve.

Pianos

Brunswick

Panatropes— Records

C om bina t ion

Pana trope Radio

A tw a te r Kent Radio

E v e ry th in g S o ld on E asy T e rm s .

Schaefer Music Co.130 Higgins Ave.

MISSOULA —o— MONTANA

When Pride Is Gones r Respect Is Forgotten

c ? f i j > r

The outw ard expression of a person’s ap­pearance, as foretold by the clothes he wears, whether highly educated or not, leads to a conclusive unexpressed opinion—be it fav­orable or unfavorable.

A man has to keep up his appearance if he w ants to make a favorable impression.

• v - - ? : Men skilled in their trades ' profession— men who are foremost in the commercial fields—know the value and influence of good tailor-made clothes.

B e tte r W e a r T a i lo r -M a d e C lo th es .

They Cost No More T han Others

* ir/ \) V * JOHN MESSERMERCHANT TAILOR

“ S w e e th e a r ts on P a r a d e .”“ W h ere Q u a l i ty Is H ig h e r T h a n P rice"

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P h o n e 3 8 4 4 2 23 H igg ins Ave.

Soda F o u n ta in in C onnec tion H om e-m ade Ice C ream

Fancy Dishes

H om e o f the S tuden ts

ParlnrF in est hom e-p repared th in g s to eat.

C om e an d e n jo y o u r Sky R oom .

O pen 7 :0 0 a. m . u n til 1 2 :0 0 p. m . and a fte r dances.

W M . W A L T E R S K IR C H E N

“Everything Musical’Since 1897

Hom e of Baldw in Pianos

Kolster Radio

O rvis M u sic H ouse

N ow in our new location opposite postoffice

C o rn e r E . B ro ad w ay an d P a ttee

Co-ed do in g p sychology .

o u ts id e o b se rv a tio n w o rk in s ta tis t ic s o f hom e econom ics a n d ab n o rm a l

How Is Your Coal Pile? MISSOULA COAL AND TRANSFER COMPANY, Inc.

C O A L A N D W O O D110 E ast B ro ad w ay — P h o n es 3 6 6 2 an d 3 6 3 0

L O U E L L IN G H O U S E . Pres. R . G. L A IN G , Sec’y .-T reas .

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T h e F irs t N a tio n a l B ank o f M issoulaEstablished 1873

O F FIC E R S A N D D IR E C T O R S

A. It. Jacobs, P resident

J . M. Keith, C hairm an of the Board

D. C. Smith, Vice President H. 11. Greene, C ashier

E. R. Anderson, A ssistant Cashier

Theodore Jacobs, A ssistant Cashier

S. J . Coffee John R. Daily How ard Toole W alter L. Pope

(M o n tan a’s Oldest N ational B ank)

DIAMONDSat this store can be purchased w ith

confidence.

D IA M O N D S are represented as they really are. W e offer you the very finest

quality at very reasonable prices.

K i t te n d o r f f ’sN ear W ilm a

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P u re M ilk and C ream

E arly Deliveries

The title of this, of course, is “ Flees in F a th e r ’s P a n ts .”

P H O N E 2977

M en’s Clothingand

Shoes

th a t deserve the

Preference

at

C.R.DragstedtCo.Near N . P. D epot

C om plete Lines

of

W H IT M A N 'S C A N D Y

— and —

E A T O N C R A N E B PIK E

S T A T IO N E R Y

HARKNESS DRUG STORE

Cor. Pine U Higgins M issoula

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Q U A L IT Y

S tationery CosmeticsD rugs

AP R E S C R IP T IO N ST O R E

Y our D octo r’s O rd e r C a rrie d O u t to th e H ig h e s t D egree

o f A ccuracy

P u b l ic D r u g St o r e

N e x t D oor to K olin J e w e lry

M ISSO U L A , M O N TAN A

O ur W o rk Is O u r Best R ecom m endation

M ETRO PO LEBARBER

(B a sem e n t B. & I I. J e w e lry Shop)

Fine H air C utting Is O ur Specialty

Taking the Navy out to see.

StudentsNeatness is you r greatest

Asset

BUTTE CLEANERS

PH O N E 3131

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H. L. HAINESFancy and Staple Groceries

“ Always at Y our Service’’

M ISSO U LA , S T E V E N S V IL L E , and A R L E E

P itifu l case of Joe Blough, football hero and w restler, who has ju s t received a severe re p ri­mand, a spanking, and a good scolding from Professor O pulent J . Fungoid.

1929'sS E N IO R SLike us— McKAY ART

W e like them COMPANY(They've known us since we started)

1930 sSEN IO RS JU N IO R S CAMPUS PHOTOS

SO PH O M O R ESFRESH M EN

W e Welcome Pictures. Frames. Books. G iftNovelties. Kodaks. M emory

CArtS and Gifts Books. G r e e t in g Cards, etc.

Shop ¥Near Wilma

W e have:Knicknacks fo r your rooms— “ M ontana’s Finest G ift S hop”G ifts fo r your friends—Lingerie fo r yourselves—Linens—hankies— and B etty Baxley Wash Frocks. M ISSO U LA . M O N T A N A

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PETERSON DRUG COMPANY

Jflts&oula Cleaners; anti Byers;

A good place to trade”

nW e Clean and Dye E very th ing

from A to Z

M an u fac tu re rs o f

Peroxide

V anishing Cream

M akes the sk in like velvet 6 1 2 S o u th H igg ins Ave.

3 0 c -6 0 c -$ 1 .00 P H O N E 3 4 6 3

Settd flowers . . .H E wise m an sends flow ers . . . and know s

he has taken the shortest pa th to H E R heart! Let fresh, f r a g r a n t blossoms comprise you r offering

Say It With Flowers

Garden City Floral Co.

A p ic tu re w ith a m o ra l: “ A r t is t o b se rv in g

life , a b o u t to s te p in to th e p i t f a l ls o f p a s s io n .”

e/lssociated Students’ StoreStuden ts’ H eadquarters

f o r th e i r

F u n — R est— G ossip— E atsa n d

School S upp lies

THE CO-OP ON THE CAMPUS

The Place o f Good Fellow ship

W e a re s p e c ia lis ts in

W h o le new heel w o rk

A tr ia l w ill convince you

Youngren Shoe Shop

ItAY P. W OODS

B a s e m e n t H ig g in s B lk .

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For t h e

HIGH GRADE PIANOS THE NEW ORTHOPHONIC VICTROLA. RADIOS

AND SHEET MUSIC

H e a d q u a rte rs fo r

T each ing M aterial fo r the S tate U n ive rs ity School o f M usic

Dickinson Piano Co.2 0 8 H ig g in s A v en u e M isso u la M o n ta n a

— C o n g r a t u la t io n s a n d B e s t W is h e s to t h e C la s s o f 1 9 2 9 —

T h e p leasu re w e h av e fe lt in

se rv in g y o u is s h o w n in the

m a n y lo v e ly g if ts w e have se­

lected fo r y o u r rem em brances

to y o u r college classm ates.

¥

MGSBY9S, Inc*13 2 N . H ig g in s A ve. M isso u la

C o m p o site p ic tu re o f one th o u s a n d f lu n k -o u t f re sh m e n , i f th e y w o u ld be a llo w e d to go on a n d ta k e t e a c h e r ’s tim e . T h e c a t t le is m a sc u ­line.

Root Electric Co ♦

Electrical E ngineers and C on trac to rs

Electric L ig h tin g F ix tu res

Electric Supplies

P o w er E q u ip m en t

W estinghouse M azd a L am ps

23 6 H iggins Ave. P h o n e 48 4 9

A h o t sk e tch fro m the S o u th S eas . .

S h o e § S to re

Shoes fo r the W h o le F am ily

Q u a lity Shoe R ep a irin g

P h o n e 5 5 7 9 3 29 N . H iggins Ave.

M IS S O U L A , M O N T .

“ A cross the street fro m L u cy ’s”

F la rt S chaffner & M a rx C lo thes

wmmmm

mimt*E v e ry th in g th a t is au th en tic ir

best un iversities is here.

N ext to K hapartf H otel

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P E E K ’SDRU G STORE

C o rn e r W o o d y an d R . R . Sts.

*3?

W E F E A T U R E

P ig ’n W histle C andyM ade fo r T h o se W h o D em an d

th e Best.

W e ll p o sted .

D u r in g y o u r spare tim e please v is it o u r W ed d in g R in g D ep a rtm e n t.

“ T h a n k Y o u .”

C. L. WORKING“ A lw a y s W o rk in g ”

J E W E L E R

YELLOWCi"

Phone 2166

V is it o u r new m o d e rn garage across th e stree t fro m th e F lo rence H o te l on W est F r o n t S treet.L a te s t W a sh a n d G rease

M ach in e ry .

A ll o u r service is d ay a n d n ig h t.

R ent C ars— T a x i— Baggage T ran sfe r and Bus.

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When in Butte

M ake O u r Store Y o u r H eadquarters

Q A M E R ’SP a rk S tre e t a t M ontana

Hr/ C onfectioners

/ ■' x Lunches, D inners. Sodas, Ice Creams,

V kC ^ssc^ Etc.

She says th a t F a th e r b o u g h t a c a t a n d now

Service U n til M id n ig h t

■T O D A Y —

is som eone’s

A U S T IN REES W ARRB IR T H D A Y

W E D D IN G A N N IV E R S A R Y

C O M P L E T E IN S U R A N C E

S E R V IC E A Gift

from K O P P E ’S

F o u rth F loor, [Montana Buildingis the p roper thing.

L E W IS T O W N , M O N T A N A

Koppe Jewelry Co.11 “fam ous fo r d iam onds”

106 N. BROADW AY B IL L IN G S, MONT.

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T h is book is cased in an S. K. S M IT H cover— a cover th a t is guaranteed to be satisfactory and is created and S M IT H - C R A F T E D by an organization of craftsmen specializing in the creation and production of good covers. W h a t­ever your cover requirements m ay be, this organization can s a t i s f y them.

Send fo r in form ation and prices to

‘Ihe S. K. Smith Com pany448 N o rth W ells St.

Chicago

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P ro v ed b y a C en tu ry

o f E xperience

I t w ill p a y you ST A L L M E N T , P R E PA 11) Shares , on w hich w e a n

B U T T E , M ONTANA

O ver $6,000,000

U. S. BUILDING

rHOS. T. TAYLOR, JR., i E. S. RODDA, '

E. P. TAYLOR, Assi:

E. MURRAY A. J. HAGGERTY M. M. MURRAY

G. O. BAXTER TAYLOR, JR.

HARRISON GREEN

H om ecom ing .

PeerlessMOTOR CARS

L E W IS T O W N , M O N T A N A

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For

B E T T E R D IA M O N D S

A N D W A T C H E S

*'A &at no greater cost i f

Fonteey•'P ease Co.T h e H A L L M A R K Jewelers f

a t 28 1 7 Second Ave.

in the F ro tt Bldg. M uch dep en d s on the d is tan ce b ack to tow n.

B IL L IN G S M O N T A N A

Specify

R E D D E V IL C E M E N T

H A N O V E R P L A S T E Rf E m p lo y m en t M o n tan a L abor

Because Thous-’nds o f T o n s M o n tan a C oaland

( M o n tan a E lectricity Consum ed.

Results in Y o u r P rosperity

Three Eorks Portland Cement Co.Sales Office I Factories:

103 L ew isohn Bldg. T R I D E N TB utte. M o n tan a H A N O V E R

Metals Bank & Trust CompanyB U T T E , M O N T A N A

Identified w ith M ontana’s Progress since 1882.

IN T E R E S T ON SAVIN GS A C C O U N T

Member Federal Reserve System

O F F IC E R S J am es E. W oodard, P residen t

J am es T. F ix i.e x . V ice P residen t J o h n L. T eal, A ss is ta n t C ashierR alp h W. P lace, C ashier J o h n J . B ur ke , A ss is ta n t C ashier

B. F. St r a n a h a n , A s s is ta n t C ashier

D IR E C T O R S C harles J . K elly , C ha irm an o f the B oard

J o h n I). R yan L. O. E vans

Cornelius F . K elley J . li. H obbinsT hom as A. Marlow H arry A. Gallaw ey

J . B ruce K remer

J am es T. F in len J o h n E. Corette J am es E . W oodar

Quality

He fears a painful ending.

Cheese

MADE BY

Fergus County Creamery, Inc.W rite for Prices

L E W IST O W N M O N T A N A

EDGEWORTH___T h e I n s ig n ia o f a n e w C o l le g e F r a t

“ --------------------w h i c h m e a n s y o u k n o w y o u r to b a c c o s ’’

L A R U S » B R O . C O . S in c e 1 8 7 7 R I C H M O N D . V I R G I N I A

Lewistown Brick & Tile Co.

M a n u f a c t u r e r s o f

Im perv ious H o llo w

B u ild ing T ile

— an d —

W ir e C u t F a c e B r ic k , s m o o t h a n d

r o u g h t e x tu r e .

L e w i s t o w n b r i c k b u i l t t h e m e n ’s g y m ­

n a s iu m a n d th e h e a t i n g p l a n t .

A p ic tu re of a college m an on ro ller skates.

Le w is to w n Oi l & Ref in ing C o m p a n yL E W IST O W N , M O N T A N A

R E F IN E R S O F

P E T R O L E U M P R O D U C T S

Observation ancl teaching.

LUZONC - A-F'E

BILLIN G S, M O N T .

Satisfaction or M oney Refunded

Oldest, M ost Popular W E IN ’SCafe in the City B U T T E . M O N T A N A

3 3 -3 5 -3 7 East Park St.

F O U N T A I N SE R V IC E

M on tan a’s Largest M en’s Store

T h e H om e o f Hart Schaffner & M arx

Open D a y and N ig h t C lothes

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AFTER COLLEGE W HAT?

A BANK BOOK w ith a C R E D IT B A LA N C E

will help you SO LV E IT

W e are A T Y O U R SE R V IC E

Park City State Bank The Yellowstone BankPARK CITY, MONTANA LAUREL, MONTANA

B. M. H A R R IS , P R E S ID E N T

Compliments of the

ChequamegonCafe^D

B U T T E , M O N T A N A

I 268 J

Terrible predicam ent of Em ily P otts, who has seven cuts, and is now m aking an eight o ’clock.

A fter the Gam e M eet Y o u r Friends at

the

QyVlainCafe

BILLIN G S, M O N T A N A

‘Y o u r w ay is the rig h t w ay ’

A T

m eM etropolitan

CafeB ILLIN G S. M O N T A N A

‘W h ere M eals A re R e lish ed ”

FIR E PR O O F

L e ggat H o te lW E S T BR O A D W A Y

B U T T E

C o m fo rtC ourtesy

R ates $1 .50 up

A L E X L E G G A T , M gr.

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Tjh.e^T)

cNORTHERNGRILL

“ M o n tan a ’s Finest C afe”

BILLINGS : : MONTANA

A F T E R T H E G A M E —

S a f ethe show

or dance

/ IThen—

The New QrandCafe

Only known picture of “ Your Lovin’ Daugh­ter Dora. ” N E W H O T E L G RA N D BLD G .

BILLINGS. MONT.

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W e Specialize

in p rin tin g College and H igh School Annuals. The Sentinel, The B itte r Root, The Powell, The Ravalli a re examples of our high-class w orkm anship.

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