Dean's STAG...a guide

a guide...

A REMINDER OF THE AGREEMENTIf you are reading this message, it is because you are invited, along with a privileged few, for the premier event of

th nd2014. On September 19 - 22 Dean will be having his one-and-only STAG weekend, in anticipation for his marriage/funeral, yada yada yada.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is... Kathryn and as Dean's best man/woman/person, I've been put in charge of organising his STAG and believe me when I tell you, it's going to be amazing. Here's what you need to know:

Number 1:

Number 2:

Number 3:

Number 4:

Number 5:

YOU ARE THE ELITEDue to the uniqueness of this stag weekend, I have asked Dean to pick and choose his elite STAG weekenders! This is YOU(!) Congratulations, yada yada. He will be having a meal with the guys that didn't make the cut (family, friends etc.) and you can come to that too - but truly this is it.

ATTENDANCE IS ALL OR NOTHINGThe stag will begin on the Friday afternoon of September 19th at 6pm and will end on the morning of Monday (YES book it off) 22nd September. There will be no late admittance, or joining midway, or leaving midway. Attendance is all or nothing. If you cannot commit then Dean will understand.

£150 COVERS EVERYTHINGThere is a fee of £150. This will cover EVERYTHING for the weekend. You will be picked up and dropped off, driven to/from the location, have 3 nights accommodation, all meals, alcohol, activities, petrol, Dean's weekend oh and insurance covered. Dean doesn't want cost to be a factor in your decision, and frankly if you can't raise £150 in 3 months, he'll understand.

5 STAR HOTEL NOT INCLUDEDThe weekend will begin and end in Manchester, and in the spirit of surprise, that's pretty much all I'm going to tell you for now. This is not camping, but it also isn't a 5 star hotel, but you will be in a bed, with linen, towels, power and home comforts provided as standard. If you can't cope without a 5 star hotel, Dean will understand.

YOU'RE EITHER IN OR YOU'RE OUTOnce you've confirmed, and I've received your £150 I will give you more details of what to bring, and travel arrangements etc.. Finally, there is one rule we will all have to abide by during the weekend:This is Dean's STAG weekend and therefore it is all about him. If you have any hesitation about that, or if you don't think you'll be able to commit 100%, Dean will understand. But once you commit, you commit to the whole 9 yards.

If you can agree to all of the conditions above, I will assume you have written your name in blood and swallowed the red pill. I guarantee you a weekend, you will never forget. This is gonna be a good one...

Much Love, Kaf xxx

welcome hags...

...are you ready?

our mission: to give this manthe send off he deserves

A REMINDER OF THE AGREEMENTIf you are reading this message, it is because you are invited, along with a privileged few, for the premier event of

th nd2014. On September 19 - 22 Dean will be having his one-and-only STAG weekend, in anticipation for his marriage/funeral, yada yada yada.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is... Kathryn and as Dean's best man/woman/person, I've been put in charge of organising his STAG and believe me when I tell you, it's going to be amazing. Here's what you need to know:

Number 1:

Number 2:

Number 3:

Number 4:

Number 5:

YOU ARE THE ELITEDue to the uniqueness of this stag weekend, I have asked Dean to pick and choose his elite STAG weekenders! This is YOU(!) Congratulations, yada yada. He will be having a meal with the guys that didn't make the cut (family, friends etc.) and you can come to that too - but truly this is it.

ATTENDANCE IS ALL OR NOTHINGThe stag will begin on the Friday afternoon of September 19th at 6pm and will end on the morning of Monday (YES book it off) 22nd September. There will be no late admittance, or joining midway, or leaving midway. Attendance is all or nothing. If you cannot commit then Dean will understand.

£150 COVERS EVERYTHINGThere is a fee of £150. This will cover EVERYTHING for the weekend. You will be picked up and dropped off, driven to/from the location, have 3 nights accommodation, all meals, alcohol, activities, petrol, Dean's weekend oh and insurance covered. Dean doesn't want cost to be a factor in your decision, and frankly if you can't raise £150 in 3 months, he'll understand.

5 STAR HOTEL NOT INCLUDEDThe weekend will begin and end in Manchester, and in the spirit of surprise, that's pretty much all I'm going to tell you for now. This is not camping, but it also isn't a 5 star hotel, but you will be in a bed, with linen, towels, power and home comforts provided as standard. If you can't cope without a 5 star hotel, Dean will understand.

YOU'RE EITHER IN OR YOU'RE OUTOnce you've confirmed, and I've received your £150 I will give you more details of what to bring, and travel arrangements etc.. Finally, there is one rule we will all have to abide by during the weekend:This is Dean's STAG weekend and therefore it is all about him. If you have any hesitation about that, or if you don't think you'll be able to commit 100%, Dean will understand. But once you commit, you commit to the whole 9 yards.

If you can agree to all of the conditions above, I will assume you have written your name in blood and swallowed the red pill. I guarantee you a weekend, you will never forget. This is gonna be a good one...

Much Love, Kaf xxx

welcome hags...

...are you ready?

our mission: to give this manthe send off he deserves

~FRIDAY ~

I will pick you all up after you finish work around 5pm (please just let me know a postcode)

Arrival Cocktails 7-8pm. Games Night and Pyjama Party

Please come in suitable pyjamas. Slippers, teddy bears, onesies and comfort blankets!

~SATURDAY~

A good breakfast to start the day and then onto adventures....

DISNEY PARTY!We come back to the accommodation for an evening of dressing up to

one of Dean's favourite themes.... (Yes I have sorted his outfit!). Bubbles flowing and lots of teasing of the soon-to-be Groom!

~SUNDAY~

Fry upSunday is the rest day and after an evening of waking up the

neighbours, we want to take it easy.Stroll along from the accommodation with some wind in our hair.

Early Sunday Roast on our return to warm us up!DVDs, Sweets and much discussion of the night before.

~MONDAY~

Fridge leftoversYou the will then be dropped home and sworn to secrecy.

Evening

Daytime

Evening

Daytime

Evening

Morning

rundown of the weekend...

kit list...

UNDERWEARTOWEL

YOUR FINEST PYJAMASCASUAL CLOTHES X3 DAYS

(NO NEED FOR SMART CLOTHES) TRAINERS

SWIMWEARTOILETRIES

MAKEUPJEWELLERY

DISNEY FANCY DRESS OUTFITMUSIC PLAY LISTS

PHONECAMERA

CHARGERSCOAT/JACKET

GAMESSPARE ALCOHOL

YOUR GAME FACE...

~FRIDAY ~

I will pick you all up after you finish work around 5pm (please just let me know a postcode)

Arrival Cocktails 7-8pm. Games Night and Pyjama Party

Please come in suitable pyjamas. Slippers, teddy bears, onesies and comfort blankets!

~SATURDAY~

A good breakfast to start the day and then onto adventures....

DISNEY PARTY!We come back to the accommodation for an evening of dressing up to

one of Dean's favourite themes.... (Yes I have sorted his outfit!). Bubbles flowing and lots of teasing of the soon-to-be Groom!

~SUNDAY~

Fry upSunday is the rest day and after an evening of waking up the

neighbours, we want to take it easy.Stroll along from the accommodation with some wind in our hair.

Early Sunday Roast on our return to warm us up!DVDs, Sweets and much discussion of the night before.

~MONDAY~

Fridge leftoversYou the will then be dropped home and sworn to secrecy.

Evening

Daytime

Evening

Daytime

Evening

Morning

rundown of the weekend...

kit list...

UNDERWEARTOWEL

YOUR FINEST PYJAMASCASUAL CLOTHES X3 DAYS

(NO NEED FOR SMART CLOTHES) TRAINERS

SWIMWEARTOILETRIES

MAKEUPJEWELLERY

DISNEY FANCY DRESS OUTFITMUSIC PLAY LISTS

PHONECAMERA

CHARGERSCOAT/JACKET

GAMESSPARE ALCOHOL

YOUR GAME FACE...

meet the stag... and his hags...

samuel clarke

30+

first ever FB status:“Cretian beverages that almost certainly had crused up/powdered Anadin in them.”

seán fahy

27

first ever FB status:“at home.” followed by “pretty tired and wishes he was back on holiday!”

edd mills

25

first ever FB status:“at home” followed by “hating UCAS”

peter skett

21

first ever FB status:“is loving facebook right now :).”

lou yates

25+

first ever FB status:“Old pic of me with hair, oh and quite tipsy.”

kathryn young

25+

first ever FB status:“back in rainy manc.” followed by “miffed AGAIN that her FB has been sabotaged AGAIN!”

jamie wallwork

24

first ever FB status:“is feeling dead dead hungova! needs a break frm drinkin :P yhh rite.”

dean byron

27first ever FB status:“is on a skanky train home from blackpool... good times!”*

*this is the first ever FB status that Dean wrote, which DIDN’T mention an ex

meet the stag... and his hags...

samuel clarke

30+

first ever FB status:“Cretian beverages that almost certainly had crused up/powdered Anadin in them.”

seán fahy

27

first ever FB status:“at home.” followed by “pretty tired and wishes he was back on holiday!”

edd mills

25

first ever FB status:“at home” followed by “hating UCAS”

peter skett

21

first ever FB status:“is loving facebook right now :).”

lou yates

25+

first ever FB status:“Old pic of me with hair, oh and quite tipsy.”

kathryn young

25+

first ever FB status:“back in rainy manc.” followed by “miffed AGAIN that her FB has been sabotaged AGAIN!”

jamie wallwork

24

first ever FB status:“is feeling dead dead hungova! needs a break frm drinkin :P yhh rite.”

dean byron

27first ever FB status:“is on a skanky train home from blackpool... good times!”*

*this is the first ever FB status that Dean wrote, which DIDN’T mention an ex

...are you ready?