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Apr 06, 2016
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by
the
Uni
vers
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of
Del
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te th
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n se
ason
ha
s be
en p
rom
ptly
can
cele
d af
ter
bein
g de
emed
an
utte
r fa
ilure
by
stud
ents
and
pu
blic
hea
lth o
ffici
als.
The
initi
ativ
e, “D
are
to b
e Fa
ll,” w
as a
com
bina
tion
of v
ario
us
prog
ram
s des
igne
d to
be “
fest
ive,
fun,
and
to
tally
har
mle
ss,” a
ccor
ding
to th
e sc
hool
’s w
ebsi
te.
Sour
ces
say
the
effor
t m
ight
hav
e be
en
too
muc
h, to
o fa
st. A
n in
itiat
ive
to re
plac
e al
l UD
bus
es w
ith h
orse
-dra
wn
hayr
ides
tu
rned
from
goo
d-na
ture
d, s
easo
nal f
un
to c
haos
, del
ays,
and
dest
ruct
ion.
“I w
as s
trai
ght-
up k
icke
d in
the
fore
head
,” sa
id d
issa
tisfie
d st
uden
t an
d ha
yrid
e at
-te
ndee
Jod
y M
orris
. “Li
ke, t
hat’s
how
the
rid
e st
arte
d. D
o yo
u kn
ow h
ow s
low
hay
-rid
es a
re?
Do
you
know
how
scar
y it
is b
e-in
g in
a w
oode
n ca
rt g
oing
into
onc
omin
g tr
affic?
”
The
shee
r nu
mbe
r of
hor
ses
on c
ampu
s ca
used
logi
stic
al p
robl
ems
ever
ywhe
re.
The
skin
ny N
ewar
k st
reet
s ca
used
tw
elve
ac
cide
nts
in t
he fi
rst
two
days
of o
pera
-tio
n. “
This
bor
ders
on
a bi
t in
hum
ane,
” sa
id N
ewar
k an
imal
con
trol
wor
ker
Ann
a G
rube
r. “M
ain
Stre
et w
as c
over
ed in
dea
d ho
rses
. I c
ould
just
see
the
pai
n in
the
ir te
arfu
l bea
dy e
yes…
I ha
ven’
t se
en t
his
man
y de
ad h
orse
s on
Mai
n St
reet
sin
ce
the
Gre
at H
allo
wee
n Pa
rade
Dis
aste
r of ’
98.”
An
autu
mn-
them
ed p
rogr
am w
hich
in-
volv
ed re
plac
ing
all t
he w
ater
in th
e w
ater
fo
unta
ins
with
war
m a
pple
cid
er w
as a
lso
canc
elle
d.
Prob
lem
s aro
se im
med
iate
ly w
ith th
e he
at-
ing
syst
em, a
s hot
cide
r orig
inal
ly ca
me
out
at a
nea
r-bo
iling
250
deg
rees
Fah
renh
eit.
“Aft
er th
ey h
ad to
put
the
hors
e do
wn
and
they
forc
ed u
s al
l off
the
hayr
ide,
I w
alke
d to
Per
kins
to g
et w
ater
bec
ause
my
head
w
as st
ill ro
ckin
g,” s
aid
Mor
ris. “
Now
my
face
is
bur
ned,
my
mou
th is
sca
lded
, and
I’m
pr
obab
ly c
oncu
ssed
.”Re
plac
ing
wat
er w
ith c
ider
was
orig
inal
ly
crit
iciz
ed f
or h
ealt
h re
ason
s, c
riti
cism
s w
hich
wer
e qu
ickl
y pr
oven
to
be v
alid
. W
ithin
two
hour
s of t
he sw
itch,
gym
-goe
rs
at th
e Li
ttle
Bob
, hyd
rate
d by
not
hing
oth
er
than
app
le c
ider
, wer
e si
ck a
nd p
roje
ctile
vo
miti
ng a
ll ac
ross
the
gym
. “I h
aven
’t se
en
this
muc
h vo
mit
on th
e flo
or o
f a u
nive
rsity
bu
ildin
g si
nce
the
Gre
at H
allo
wee
n Pa
rade
D
isas
ter o
f ’98
,” sai
d ja
nito
r Dav
id A
dam
. A
dd
itio
nally
, re
sid
ue f
rom
the
cid
er
clog
ged
and
caus
ed co
nsid
erab
le d
amag
e to
the
plum
bing
syst
em. P
ipes
bur
st in
the
Litt
le B
ob, s
endi
ng s
cald
ing
liqui
d up
on
the
sick
, mis
erab
le, a
nd b
oofin
g st
uden
ts.
“I qu
it,” s
aid
head
of U
D p
lum
bing
serv
ices
Jim
my
Troi
a up
on s
eein
g th
e gy
m.
Repo
rts
say
perh
aps
the
mos
t dan
gero
us
aspe
ct o
f th
e in
itiat
ive
was
the
att
empt
to
intr
oduc
e w
ild t
urke
ys t
o th
e ca
mpu
s ha
bita
t, w
hich
hap
pene
d to
coi
ncid
e w
ith
thei
r mat
ing
seas
on.
“So
I lea
ve P
erki
ns a
nd h
ead
out t
o St
uden
t H
ealth
Ser
vice
s, bu
t the
seco
nd I t
urn
onto
th
e G
reen
thi
s w
ild t
urke
y ju
mps
on
me
and
star
ts p
ecki
ng m
e in
the
face
. And
it
craw
ls a
ll ar
ound
me
and
star
ts t
ryin
g to
m
ate
with
me,
I th
ink.
I ha
d to
figh
t it o
ff,
but
he b
roug
ht b
acku
p, s
o I’m
figh
ting
off th
is g
ang
of tu
rkey
s an
d ev
eryo
ne ju
st
stan
ds th
ere
look
ing
and
does
not
hing
to
help
,” sai
d M
orris
.
Tour
ing
pare
nts a
nd c
hild
ren,
Fris
bee
play
-er
s, an
d sl
ack
liner
s wer
e al
l cha
sed
off th
e G
reen
by
the
terr
itoria
l bird
s, w
ho h
ad co
n-ge
aled
into
one
writ
hing
mas
s st
retc
hing
fr
om th
e fo
unta
in to
Nor
th C
entr
al.
“Thi
s is
the
mos
t tu
rkey
sex
I’ve
see
n on
the
Gre
en s
ince
the
Gre
at H
allo
wee
n Pa
-ra
de D
isas
ter o
f ’98
,” add
ed g
roun
dske
eper
Th
omas
Mur
phy.
Afte
r a lo
ng th
ree
days
, Dar
e to
be
Fall
was
ca
ncel
ed a
nd th
e ca
mpu
s tu
rned
bac
k to
no
rmal
.
“Was
it d
ange
rous
? Yes
. Do
I reg
ret i
t? S
ort
of. W
ill it
hap
pen
agai
n ne
xt y
ear?
Pro
b-ab
ly,”
said
the
initi
ativ
e’s
cham
pion
, Pre
si-
dent
Pat
rick
Har
ker.
“As m
uch
as it
phy
sica
lly m
aim
ed m
e, th
at
was
pre
tty
godd
amn
met
al,” a
dded
Mor
ris.
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itiat
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First off, you should know that I got __(7)__ from the __(8) __ bathrooms, and it’s practically fatal. So I was late to class because I was at Redfern, but when I gave my professor the note, he said it was worth about as much as week-old __(9)__ because the doctor said I wasn’t really sick and was just acting like a pathetic __(10)__.
My professor told me since class was already half over, I would either have to take the test at __(11)__ in only half the time of everyone else, or come back over Thanksgiving to finish the test because that was the only time he had. Naturally, I told him he was being a __(12)__ with __(13) __ on top and flung my three-week-old __(14)__at him and stormed out.
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When looking for a place to study in Cooper, one pictures the usual spots. The first floor is great for quiet solo studying, while the fourth through the sixth floors host moderately-loud-group-project-discussion-slash-reality–TV-show-worthy brawls. But this close to finals, you have to be really lucky to land anything that you’re used to, and you can’t count on luck alone. With that in mind, here are some creative location alternatives for studying in Cooper.
Sit Next to Strangers: This technique is almost guaranteed to work. In an effort to remain within the realm of social acceptance, people tend to only use every other spot when it comes to desks and tables. All you need to do is break the status quo to find an open seat next to another academically-inclined Tiger. And hey, if you try to talk to that neighbor, you’ll either succeed in finding a new buddy or they’ll leave and you can scoot over—it’s a win-win.
CCIT: A quick and easy way to find a coveted chair is to pretend to wait for help at CCIT. Their chairs have some nice cushion to them and they’ll be fine as long as you can work on your lap. If necessary, the bookstore does, in fact, sell lap desks.
Beanbags: Sure, the local beanbags are nice if they’re available, but we all know they get snagged up too
quickly. But who’s to say that you’re officially excluded from the squishy, comfy fun? There’s no rule that says you can’t bring your own. Bring your own beanbag, favorite husband pillow, or blow-up mattress to the library. You pay enough money in tuition that you should be able to bring any creature comfort you like to the library.
First Floor Stacks: One of the best underground spots (pun intended) lies within the first floor dungeons, not at a desk or table, but inside the rolling bookcases. All you have to do is roll a bunch together then carve yourself a little hovel between the stacks. This is great for those who like lying on their bellies, and the metal shelves will act as a natural cooling agent to keep the study sweat from building up.
If you’re feeling really adventurous or desperate, use this technique on the upper shelves. You just need to watch for anyone who actually wants to find a book. Fortunately, students don’t use libraries for their stupid, outdated books.
Second Floor Netting: We’re all familiar with those netted screens that are supposed to separate the desks and give each student his or her privacy. We also know that you can see right through them, voiding that very purpose. So, take the supposed battlements
and section off an area for yourself. There, now they’re legitimately being used, and no one’s going to stop the insane person who’s taking all the screens; not this close to finals.
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Twas the night before Christmas (break), when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring,
except the uncatchable mouse;It was cold as can be, as the house had no heat
And because of the dog, it did reek of raw meat.In the corner of the room stood
a Charlie Brown type of treeHe had cut it himself because that way was free.
Though he knew it illegal, he sure did not care,He could cut down a tree
just like he did his own hair.On the wall hung the lights to celebrate the season
Though they’d been up all year so maybe that wasn’t the reason.
A sock was hung on the doorknob with careIn hopes that no cockblock would enter dare.
They nestled and snuggled, the two in the bed,Not knowing what was approaching
could tear off each head;With his red coat and hat, he flew through the night
Not expecting to cause such a terrible fright;“On Dasher on Dancer on Prancer on Vixen,
This will be the best Christmas since President Nixon.
With Rudolph’s bright light, not an obstacle shall be hitOn the one night I’m away from Mrs. Tiger Claus’ shit.”
To the small town of Clemson did he finally arriveAnd at the first house did the sleigh take a dive.
Down the chimney he came with a thundering roar,
Or more like a combo of a whine and a snore.The lovers awoke,
and knew not what to say,‘Til they saw a live Tiger in the house where they lay;
They snuck back into the room without a hint of detection,But the man he was scared, and had a curious erection.
The tiger, it darted to here and to thereIt cleaned up the room, with pomp and with flair;After several long moments, the man did appear
Comforted by the pitter patter on the roof from reindeer.
He went up to the tiger, afraid for his life,Though under his cloak, he hid a big deadly knife;
Just before he did strike, the tiger turned roundAnd the man could not believe
what on earth he had found.“Come on out,” said the man to his girl“An amazing event is about to unfurl;”
They looked before them, not believing what they could see,
That the big, vicious tiger put gifts under the tree.
“A skateboard for Scott and a Barbie for Kim,But Drew’s on the naughty list, so nothing for him.
A tie for Pop-pop and an Xbox for TomWho hopes to make a friend to
replace his dear mom.Last but not least, here is some food
for your holiday feast,And a flask for old dad who cooks the roast beast.”
“Who are you,” they asked, trying not to sound coy,“I’m Tiger Claus,” he said, “here to bring
Christmas joy.”But before they could even react to the news,
He was gone in a flash, leaving them with the blues;They told everyone about him,
told Frank and told Tim,
So great was their joy, they even told Jim.“It was Clemson Tiger Santa,
he was here with his pup;It’s now Christmas break, so let’s all get fucked up.”
A VISIT FROM TIGER CLAUS
Dan Collins wrote this
‘TIS THE SEASON
The Tigers were nestled, all snug in their beds, while visions of these things below danced in their heads. Clemson has a lot to be thankful for this Christmas, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a short little wish list. So, here it is: The top 10 presents Clemson is wishing for this Christmas.
10.) A Parking Garage: Or maybe seven. Unless Santa can lend us each a personal reindeer, we’re go-ing to need parking that doesn’t require us to walk five miles to our actual destination. If we wanted to go hiking, we’d drive to Table Rock, not to R1.
9.) Renewed Elevator Safety Compliance Cards: Because there is simply no way that the campus elevators are fully functional. It should be a ten-second journey, not a ten-minute crawl with a few ter-rifying jolts in between. By the time you reach your floor, you may as well have taken the stairs; you’re just as late and just as sweaty.
8.) A Restaurant Not Specializing in Sandwiches: We already have a Groucho’s, a Subway, a Jimmy Johns, another Subway, a Pita Pit, a McAlister’s, and the list goes on and on. It’s time for us Tigers to ex-pand the horizons of our taste buds and get rid of our deli-bellies. Unless you’d rather give us a Panera, Santa. We will settle for a Panera.
7.) A Few “Get Out of Jail Free” Cards: For our fine frater-nity fellows, we need a few freebies from whatever suspension or moratorium or pro-bation each may face. They’ve suffered long enough. Christmas is the time for holi-day cheer, and how can we show holi-day cheer if we can’t throw the annual Po-lar Bros and Eskihoes party?
6.) A Yik Yak User Re-veal: We need a little drama this year. As if the anonymous messages themselves didn’t already create enough strife, a total unmasking of participants would propel us on to World War III. We can finally see who’s posting about that one fraternity, unless it’s that one fraternity posting about themselves.
5.) A Magic School Bus: We’re talking about a bus to cure all of our large-scale transpo needs. No more pledge rides? Magic School Bus. CAT bus doesn’t stop at your apartment? Magic School Bus. And let’s not forget the football team; they deserve to ride in style to the hill, not in a old, smelly “tradition-bred” Young bus.
4.) Communal Name Recognition for a Certain Bar: Is it Larry’s? Is it Friar’s? Is it Flip Flops? We need some clarity. Some closure. A name that will remain as consistent as the levels of intoxication sustained at its very heart.
3.) More Machines: Fike is great for cardio… if you’re one of the first 20 people to get there. Clemson needs to invest in a few new ellipticals; haven’t they seen how many girls went through sorority recruit-ment this year? It was a record high, which directly correlates with a record high demand for ellipticals.
2.) A Generation Gap Filler: Why should we, as 21st century-goers, be exposed to the travesty of the chalkboard when there’s a shiny blackboard right next to it just begging to be used instead? Why shouldn’t we expect an email reply within 30 seconds toting a “Sent from my iPhone” signature? It’s time to bring our older Clemson professors out of the AIM era and introduce them to Facebook Mes-senger.
1.) A Live Mascot: Hell, even the University of Memphis has a live tiger, and they’re in the American Conference. Think of the increase in revenue it could bring to our school, not to mention the predict-able increase of tiger emoji Instagram opportunities. A world with more tiger emojis – and school funding, sure – is a better world indeed.
Presents Clemson Needs This Christmas
THE TOP TEN
Clemson Staff wrote this
Hey there, ya big, tubby bowl of __(1)__, how ya doing? If you are who you say you are, you know I haven’t come by the mall to talk to you since I was __(2)__, but it’s been a rough year, and I really need you to knock Christmas out of the park this year.
Let me start by saying, is that a __(3)__in your pocket, or you just happy to see me? Seems so __(4)__ I could hang an orna-ment off it, am I right, you big, virile badass?
This year I’m going to want a __(5)__, but not one of the cheap ones, one with plenty of __(6)__and __(7)__and everything. I actually have one on my Amazon Wish List, so just log in and check it out. I’m also going to want a __(8)__, a bottle of __(9)__and a lifetime supply of __(10)__. Hey fat man, don’t give me that look, that elf over there told me this is a __(11)__-free zone.
It’s not just that I want a lot of good stuff, I think my family deserves what’s comin’ to them, too. Get my mom a __(12)__for that time she didn’t get me a __(13)__for Christmas in 2003. Get my sister a __(14)__to remind her of the time she told my mom about __(15)__ in the basement when I was in high school. Karma’s a bitch, aye __(16)__? Finally, get my stepdad Todd a nice big pile of __(17)__. Just ‘cause you get to stuff it in my mom doesn’t mean you get to enjoy the holiday spirit, not with me around.
Sorry you jolly bastard, there’s a flock of moms giving me the side-eye over there, so I’ll hop off to let a little __(18)__ hop on and __(19)__on your outfit. Sure you’ll love that. Also, Santa, remember, you better get me everything, I know where you live, and I will __(20)__you.
1. Kind euphemism for fat2. Age you last visited a mall Santa
3. Christmas item 4. Adjective
5. Expensive present 6. Feature on #5
7. Feature found on #5 8. Cheap present
9. Something that comes in a bottle 10. Noun
11. Noun 12. Bad gift
13. Hot 2003 Christmas items 14. Karmic gift
15. Illicit high school activity 16. Sister name
17. Something gross 18. Small child synonym
19. Expulsion of bodily fluid 20. Verb
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the madlib SITTING ON SANTA’S LAP
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What do you wish you had told yourself on the first day of the semester?
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KATIE, JUNIOR “Not all professors are the same.”
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1) December Dates: What award, named after the eponymous man’s death, is given yearly on his birthday, December 10th?
2) Hanukkah: How many days is Hanukkah celebrated?
3) Christmas Carols: What famous carol contains the lines, “Not only green when summer’s here/But also when it’s cold and drear”?
4) Fad Gifts: Christmas 2004 saw Billy, who sang, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” What was Billy?
5) Holiday Movies: This 2003 holiday Christmas hit originally had Jim Carrey attached to play the lead role.
6) Candy: Peppermint is a hybrid mint, a cross between watermint and what other kind of mint?
7) 2015: What 80s classic has a trio arriving to October 21st, 2015?
8) The Bible: According to the Bible, in what city was Jesus born?
9) Festivus: The Festivus Feats of Strength ends when this happens to the head of the household.
10) New Year’s Eve: What city hosts an annual “Peach Drop” on New Year’s Eve?
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN?
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1) Heisman 2) Thirteen 3) “O Christmas Tree” 4) Fish 5) Next 6) Breath mint 7) Back to the Future II
8) Bethlehem 9) When they gethit with a Festivus Pole 10) Atlanta
1) Nobel Prize 2) Eight 3) “O Christmas Tree”4) Bass, or Big Mouth Bass 5) Elf
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1) Which movie/TV series are you most likely to binge-watch during a day-long “study break” on finals week?a) Dexterb) House of Cardsc) Ocean’s Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen
2) It’s Thursday, where should you be?a) 356 for a sushi special.b) Wingin’ It, for cheap liquor pitchers.c) Cooper
3) What is your intended major?a) Some science word followed by engineering.b) Some type of Business (probably management).c) Some eccentric artsy major we can’t name but know has to exist, even at an ag school. Uh…accent design?
4) You could most easily imagine your profes-sor having which hobby?a) Running a drug cartel.b) Being in a coven of witches / “the dark arts.”c) Diving.
5) What are your plans for the upcoming win-ter break?a) Traveling out of the country.b) Avoid human contact at all costs, even if it means hiding in the “closed for break” dorms.c) Going to the beach (or the Bronze Tiger).
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8) What’s your favorite off-campus place to party?a) Downtownb) Chimney Ridgec) Aspen Heights
the HOW WILL YOU DRAMATICALLY AVOID FINALS? quiz
8-13: HIDE IN THE LAKE: You are bold and courageous, and would much rather take to the high seas than try to take your finals. Adventure is what you really crave, so why sit through a boring exam when you can live among the fish and the female row-ers? The lake is a great place to go chill out for a few days while the rest of the world stresses itself out with coffee and Adderall binges.
14-19: GET YOUR TEACHER DEPORTED: Your political knowhow and manipulative nature are perfect for pulling off this dastardly deed. You can get rid of the evil professor that dared to daunt your class with a dreaded exam. You read some Machiavelli in that philosophy course you took freshman year, and are now eager to get your hands dirty.
20-24: STAGE YOUR OWN DEATH: A master sleuth, you were a ninja or super spy in a past life. You slide beneath the radar, are undetectable to the oblivious, and are comfortable disappear-ing without a trace. You’ll just use one of your fake IDs to start a new life, Jason Bourne-style. If it works at TTTs, it will work at the TSA checkpoint, right?
1) A-1, B-2, C-32) A-2, B-3, C-1
3) A-3, B-2, C-14) A-2, B-3, C-1
5) A-2, B-1, C-36) A-3, B-2, C-1
7) A-1, B-2, C-38) A-1, B-3, C-2ANSWER KEY: