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Are you.
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Tired?
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Lost?
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Fed Up?In trying to be the perfect mother for your childre
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Giving Up?
Have you ever thought of .
Running away
Suicides???
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Cheer UP!Cause we have JUST the thing you need!!
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How to be a Good Mommy A beginners guide to becoming the worlds best mother!
Tried and tested by the Mommy herself.
*Note: no mommies were hurt in the making of this presentat
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Tip no.1
Be the best cake-cutter of all time
Master the craft of cutting cake withsuch precision that you can feedaround 60 people with an one-poundcake!
Note: knives are not always available inwhich case you might have to make do withscales/ pens/ pencils/ hand/ spoon/microphone
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Tip no. 2
Have a portable water storage tank
Water = life
Make sure your children dont die ofthirst and always carry a water bottlewhich can quench the thirst of around105 children and their teachers!
Note: develop a special bond with the water pot andanyone who dares to come near itgive em TheChop
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Tip no. 3
Make sure your pencil box is equivalentto a stationery shop
Children need various tools to advance intheir education. Always keep in handy
markers/multi color pens/ staplers/pencils/erasers/whitener/ extra staplerpins/scale/tape/scissors/brush/watercolor/geometry box/ globe/ screwdriver/hammer/saw etc etc.
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Tip no. 4
Have an unlimited supply of Shahi Tukras inyour house
Rumor has it Mommy is often seen standingat railway stations wearing a black saree witha gamla full ofShahi Tukras beside her. Sheoffers them to random strangers visiting hervillage in Chittagong.
Side note: So philanthropic. Amen :)
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Tip no. 5
Make the Deddy look good
A beautifulfairDaddy will help toincrease your credibility. Remember, to bea good mom, you need to be a good wifefirst.
For this always carry:
1)Skin Whitening Facewash 2)FairnessCream 3)Sun Tan lotion 4)Chandan bar5)Umbrella 6)Tomato
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Tip no.6
Recite the whole of Quran after every namaz
Note: The real mommy actuallypractices this.
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Tip no. 7
Be smart about fulfilling your childs wish
Take every possible measure to ensure your child goes tobatch trip, but make sure he/she doesnt go near the water.
Note: Emotional blackmail coupled with a stern voice works best here
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Mommy ples,
ektu jai pani
te?
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Tip no.8
For health issues (esp. street foods), dont hesitate to be a li
Being strict at times ensures your child remembers who the b
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Pani puri!!
Bhel puri!!
Varapao!!
Dosa!
Yummmmm
Indiyeah XD
Forge
Chor
dekhso!!
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Tip no. 9
Take extra care for your childs academic results
You should be a daredevil and when you child sits for his/her march into the exam hall, push the teacher aside and shout oanswers to your child and also their friends.
Note: in case the teacher attempts to throw you out, claim yopregnant and going through a hormonal phase
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Tip no. 10
Know how to manipulate your childs teachers
Note: Our mommy was the voice of the entire 18th batch and the Mango to postpone the exam. And Mango changed the e
the first time in history.
Wondering what she said? ;)
*sir apni to onek strong*
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Tip no. 11
Feed your children with your own hands no matter how old
Note: our Mommy used to feed Wasifa and Tabbassum all theshe used to pick out the fish-bones for Masudaawwhh ^__^
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Tip no. 12
Remember to get PLENTY of sleep
Being a Mommy is a tiring work and you need plenty of sleepcant find the time, fall asleep, well in any place.
Note: Our Mommy falls asleep everywhere! Bus, train, car, chchildrens shoulders, plane, bed, floor, trees, grass, table, staiThe mommy was once seen to float on air while sleeping!!
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So far we have talked about the general tips that you must fol
want to be acknowledged as a good mother
But now for some practical examples. We are going to show yoour Mommy, keeps a whole lot of us (40 or so :P) people under
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What our Mommy does!Practical examples to help you understand the Mommy role better ^__^
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Keeps Jummon sane
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Is the voice of sanity when a certchinku starts her usual after-examritual
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Is especially concerned about her friends new partners relifact, thats the first thing she enquires about when he tells hgood news!!
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Doesnt EVER go on a date with Deddy without a third-whe
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Never hesitates to jharafy her children for
Not saving for the future
Not coming to Frehserz
Not eating
Eating!
Not taking a shower
Talking
Not talking
Breathing
Not breathing!!!
Hair-cut
No hair cut
Coming to Fresherz
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Has mastered the art of poetry!
Some of our mommies best work:
Priyo Ashiq, hole na tumi roshik
Kori tomar opekha, bhaggish hoyni tomar jokkha
Tao tomai bhalobashi, ei bhebe kori hasha hashi
Oray meye, roiyo na tumi cheye
Aibar nao tumi kichu kheyeMon khushi hobe tomar khabar peye
Ai je nazia, kothao jashna tui shajia
Tui ektu mota shota, er jonno nei kono quota
Ekla pothe tui chute cholish, tor priyo holo bichana balish
Doesnt give a damn about techn
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Doesn t give a damn about technxD
Who cares? It
keeps changingall the timeanyway :P
*First we thought to
make this on Prezi.Then we realizedyou may not be ableto see it since youretechnologicallychallenged.
I ll t
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Is all ears to everyonesproblemsEVERY TIME!!Rumor has it Mommys famous heart-to-heart convos have he
4 teenagers from committing suicide
2 elderly fellow to find their true loves
18 couples to get married
3 girls from getting pregnant
206 people from going insane
I t t ki d f
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Is an expert at making random fac
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Now you know the qualities of a good Mommy!
But the MOST important quality that you need to have, is to be won
friendto your children ^__^
And the Mommy we have has been the most amazing, the mostincredible friend that we could ever dream of
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Happy Birthday Mommy!!
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You have very right-fully earned the title Mother-
IBA!
Thank you for taking such good care of your children!!
A certain chinky probably would have died crying had
you not been there
Jummon probably would have committed 5 murders
and been behind bars by now.
A certain princess would probably never had the
chance to go to her batch trip and have the best time
of her life
Many people would probably have died of thirst
A certain batch would never have been complete
You are
Mommy
WE LOV
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