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You Might be a Tax Pro If…
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You might be a tax pro if...

Dec 26, 2014

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Humorous take on the "you might be a redneck if...." - but for Tax Pros!
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Page 1: You might be a tax pro if...

You Might be a Tax Pro

If…

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You cringe when your

chiropractor says he is

going to have to give you

an “adjustment” and all

you can think about is

reconciling those top-sided

adjustments…

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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You feel a great sense of

accomplishment after looking through

30 “final” work paper updates to find

the REAL “final – final” work paper.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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You give your provision

workbook, (your baby) a

name worthy of an artistic

masterpiece.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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You wish there was an

“Excel Olympics” so that

the world could see you

medal in the sport of your

dreams (an elite

spreadsheet jockey)….

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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Your greatest “tax technology

automation tool” is your new tax staff

employee Joey.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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You are a better heckler of state

auditors than a cubs season ticket

holder.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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IT assures you that they can

handle your tax

requirements and then

starts to “prioritize” you out

further in their schedule as

they struggle to understand

what the heck you are

talking about.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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Getting financials by legal entity is

paramount to climbing Mount Everest.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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After you heard someone commenting

that your cat looked like it was gaining

a bit too much weight and you kept

waking up with FATCA nightmares.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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While watching “Saving Private Ryan”

on Netflix you suddenly worried about

your FBAR documentation every time

they referenced “FUBAR”.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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You are long time buddies with your

compliance vendor support rep.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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Getting budget for a tax technology

project has the same odds as winning

your local lottery.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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You are working

when the Wall St.

Journal gets

delivered in the

morning and after

David Letterman

goes through his top

10 list.

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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Instead of subscribing to a travel

rewards program, you wished they had

a “CPE credit Rewards” program

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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When you are asked what

you do for a living at a

cocktail party, and you

distinctly notice eyes glazing

over and folks saying they

heard a friend calling to

them from the other side of

the room…

You Might be a Tax Pro if…

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Any Others?

WHAT DID I MISS?

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Kelley Lear

[email protected]

941-379-7108

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