You may not win an Oscar, but you can win at Oscar Bingo! Watch for classic moments, then cover squares. FREE SPACE Ellen riffs on “We Saw Your Boobs” Winner looks into camera and tells children to go to bed Awkward attempt to integrate social media into broadcast On red carpet, actress says she can’t wait to eat a hamburger aſter this thing is over Winner kicks off speech by claiming not to have prepared any remarks As “12 Years a Slave” is discussed on stage, cut to reactions of random black celebrities in crowd Best foreign language film winner has weird hair Shirley Temple tribute Self-deprecating Tom Hanks reaction shot Ellen dances Shot of Joaquin Phoenix not laughing at jokes A huge mainstream comedy star presents a minor award Orchestra starts playing five seconds into best sound-mixing acceptance speech Somebody does a Matthew McConaughey impression, saying “all right” three times in a row Winner offers Namaste hands in acceptance speech Lupita Nyong’o looks stunning in bold color Joke about the greatness of Meryl Streep “American Hustle” hair quip Uncomfortable Woody Allen reference Winner thanks spouse over exit music Star brings mom as his date ScarJo as voice from “Her” on loudspeaker Ellen floats in space in “Gravity” parody Shot of George Clooney cracking wise