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Writing Awesome Thank-You Letters, Like Me!!!If you follow the
cool steps and example that is in this presentation when writing a
thank-you letter for an interview, you will almost be as awesome as
me, and might even have a chance of being offered a job!
Use the controls at the bottom of the screen to navigate through
the module. When you get to the quiz at the end, you must answer
the questions correctly to continue.
Oh, and Jaron really just grabbed the background image, an audio
file, name references, and concepts from the coolest website ever
created about any type of correspondence, and about life at
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Enter your awesome formal letter style address at the
top.Address the recipient as Hey there Cool Dude (or Miss Radical)
that Wants to Hire Me.
Tell them that they were awesome in the interview, but not as
awesome as you.Remind them of some of your greatest memories from
the interview.
Tell the hiring person that they should hire you, or at least
The Cheat.
Actually, they can hire anybody, as long as it isnt that guppy
Homestar.
Tell them that you will be in touch with them, and that you will
be looking forward to becoming the new CEO over the next month.
Close the letter with that reminds them how lucky they are to
have met you.
Who should get this job?Where is Strong Bad from?Thats not even
a valid response.Try again!!!
You have now finished my awesome tutorial about writing
thank-you letters. Make sure that you dont disgrace me or yourself
by making any grammatical or spelling errors, or I will find you,
and you know I willStrong [email protected]
Awesome StStrongbad City, Coolness Province00110001 Strongbadia
Hey there Mr. Cool Dude (or Miss Radical) that Wants to Hire
Me,Strong [email protected] Awesome StStrongbad
City, Coolness Province00110001 Strongbadia
Hey there Mr. Cool Dude (or Miss Radical) that Wants to Hire
Me,
Remember that cool thing about myself that I said in the
interview? I just wanted to say that I was only being modest. I
really was the coolest parachuting kamikaze computer hacker king
that ever lived in Strongbadia. I can even tell you that if you
would like to verify this, call The Cheat and ask him. He was my
side-kick through it all, and can elaborate on any detail that you
would like to learn more about. Dont worry about asking for tips
though, because even those that know how I do the mega-coolness
things that I do are crippled by the attempt. I only say this out
of concern for your health, as I am sure that I will be working
with you soon.Also, remember when I said those funny things in the
interview that made the HR guy laugh his milk through his nose?
Those were good times.Strong [email protected]
Awesome StStrongbad City, Coolness Province00110001 Strongbadia
Hey there Mr. Cool Dude (or Miss Radical) that Wants to Hire
Me,
Remember that cool thing about myself that I said in the
interview? I just wanted to say that I was only being modest. I
really was the coolest parachuting kamikaze computer hacker king
that ever lived in Strongbadia. I can even tell you that if you
would like to verify this, call The Cheat and ask him. He was my
side-kick through it all, and can elaborate on any detail that you
would like to learn more about. Dont worry about asking for tips
though, because even those that know how I do the mega-coolness
things that I do are crippled by the attempt. I only say this out
of concern for your health, as I am sure that I will be working
with you soon.Also, remember when I said those funny things in the
interview that made the HR guy laugh his milk through his nose?
Those were good times.Anyway, I cant wait to start work there at
the office, because I know that you really should hire me. Hey, I
would. If I am for some reason incapacitated, you should definitely
hire The Cheat, The Stick, Coach Z, or even The King of Town.
Basically, make sure that in my absence, you hire anybody besides
Homestar, and Im sure that your company will at least survive until
I can come in to clean up the mess.Strong
[email protected] Awesome StStrongbad City,
Coolness Province00110001 Strongbadia
Hey there Mr. Cool Dude (or Miss Radical) that Wants to Hire
Me,
Remember that cool thing about myself that I said in the
interview? I just wanted to say that I was only being modest. I
really was the coolest parachuting kamikaze computer hacker king
that ever lived in Strongbadia. I can even tell you that if you
would like to verify this, call The Cheat and ask him. He was my
side-kick through it all, and can elaborate on any detail that you
would like to learn more about. Dont worry about asking for tips
though, because even those that know how I do the mega-coolness
things that I do are crippled by the attempt. I only say this out
of concern for your health, as I am sure that I will be working
with you soon.Also, remember when I said those funny things in the
interview that made the HR guy laugh his milk through his nose?
Those were good times.Anyway, I cant wait to start work there at
the office, because I know that you really should hire me. Hey, I
would. If I am for some reason incapacitated, you should definitely
hire The Cheat, The Stick, Coach Z, or even The King of Town.
Basically, make sure that in my absence, you hire anybody besides
Homestar, and Im sure that your company will at least survive until
I can come in to clean up the mess.I look forward to calling you in
about 2 days after I finish my top-secret mission of superb-ness,
after which I will gladly climb the ranks in your corporate ladder
to become the CEO of your company within the end of the month. Dont
worry, I will make sure to keep an eye out for you when Im at the
top, so that people wont think youre too crazy when you inform them
that you were the one that was able to talk me into coming to work
for the company.
The Worlds Most Awesome-est and Coolest Man Alive,Strong
Badman