Wooden Bunny Adventures

LOOKOUT ARMIE! IT’S A STEEP ONE AND I’M HEADED STRAIGHT

TOWARDS YA!!

WHATCHA THINKIN’ABOUT, ARMIE?

THIS IS THE KIND OF DISTURBING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT WATCH BUNNY CLOSELY.

OMIGOD I AM SOEMBARASSED

HOW CAN I EVER LOOK ARMIEIN THE FACE?

BUNNY AND ARMIE NEEDED TIME ALONE TO TALK.

..I HEAR THE TRAIN A’COMIN..IT’S ROLLIN’DOWN THE TRACKS..

HEY ARMIE! QUICK! LOOKIT ALL THE

PETRIFIED BUFFALO!!HEE HEE HEE…

SO, THIS IS STURGIS...

LOVELY.

I’M HUNGRY.I’M HUNGRY.

SMOOCH!I REALLY

THOUGHT WE HAD GOTTEN PAST

THIS..

HEY MIKE, MIND IF I

DRIVE?OMIGOD WE ARE GONNA

DIE.

I’M NOT GETTING BACK IN THE CAR IF

ARMIE IS GONNA KEEP DRIVING.

MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO CLEAN

THE WINDSHIELD ONCE IN A WHILE??

DON’T LOOK AT ME. I’M TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE MIKE INTO LETTING ME

DRIVE AGAIN.

I COULD TAKE HIM.

THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ANTS.

THE VIEW JUST REALLY BLOWS YOU

AWAY. HEH HEH..

HEY!! ARMIE!! LOOKIT WHAT I CAN DO! DOOPY DOOPY

DOO! LA LA LA

PLEASE!! JUST THROW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW

NOW! OH THE AGONY! I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT IN THE

WORLD!!

M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I. YEP. STILL GOT IT.

BIG JOHN? THEN WHERE ARE ALL

THE LADIES? HMM??

I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS

SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME. NOT

HER.

DO YOU THINK IT WOULD EVER CROSS THEIR MIND THAT I MIGHT LIKE TO MOVE FROM THIS SPOT

ONCE IN A WHILE?

IF I STAY REEAL QUIET-LIKE..MAYBE THEY’LL FORGET ME

HERE..

I DON’T THINK THIS WAS PART OF THE

DEAL WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.

DAMN. FOILED AGAIN.

..AND RIGHT BACK TO WHERE I BEGAN..

WOODEN BUNNY MAY LIKE TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT HE HAS NO FREEDOM. WE WOULD LIKE TO INFORM THE AUDIENCE THAT, IN FACT, BUNNY HAS BEEN VERY WILD

LATELY AND NEEDED TO BE TAPED DOWN FOR A WHILE SO HE WOULDN’T HURT HIMSELF.

IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, BUNNY.

PLEASE MIKE, CAN YOU TAKE ME OFF THE

STICKY PAD SO I MAY SLIDE ONCE AGAIN?

PLEEE-EASE??

WE REALIZE THIS PICTURE DOES

NOT INCLUDE BUNNY, BUT LOOK AT

THE GUITAR GUY! HE HAS NO HEAD!

WAIT!! DON’T GO! THE LIGHT IS

STILL RED! IS ANYONEGOING TO CLEAN THE DAMN WINDSHIELD?!

YAY!! LA LA LA ON OUR WAY TO GRACELAND, GRACELAND. DOO DOO DOO. DOO DOO.

DOO DOO.

SOMEONE KILL ME.

MIKE, WHY IS SHE TAKING ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE

HIGHWAY?

HEY ARMIE! LOOKIT ME! I’M THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME! GRRR. ARGH.

AGAIN, BUNNY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, BUT LOOK AT THE PUPPY IN THE COFFEE MUG! FREAKY.

CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THE STICKY PAD AND SLIDE AROUND LIKE ARMIE? I PROMISE I

WON’T GET HURT..PLEASE MIKE?

OH MY. I THINK MIKE SHOULD HAVE GONE A LITTLE FURTHER OFF THE ROAD TO DO HIS

BUSINESS...

HEY RACHEL, I GOTTA SHOW YOU

SOMETHING! QUICK!

NO! NO! NO! THE OTHER WAY, BONEHEAD. BY

THE WAY, DO YOU EVER COMB YOUR HARE?

HEE! HEE! HOW DID I EVER GET SO

FUNNY?!

PSSTT..BUNNY!OKAY, HERE’S THE PLAN,

YOU KNOCK HIM OUT WITH THE BANANA, I’LL JUMP IN

THE DRIVERS SEAT AND SHE WON’T EVEN NOTICE …

SOUND GOOD?

I’M HUNGRY.

COFFEE! COFFEE! NEED MORE COFFEE!

YEAH! YEAH!

…HOW DID I GET UP HERE?...

UGH. CAFFEINE HANGOVER. NEVER AGAIN.

ARE WE ALMOST THERE YET? I’M BORED

... CAN I HAVE SOME COFFEE?

I WONDER IF I FLOAT..

HEY MIKE, GROUPS OF PEOPLE THAT MATCH AND

WALKING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE

STREET: 500 POINTS...JUST A THOUGHT..

WHO WOULDA GUESSED THIS IS

TEXAS?

HEY MIKE, DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE ANY PLACE TO STOP FOR AN OIL

CHANGE?

HEY ARMIE, DO YOU THINK THEY’LL EVER

MAKE A STATUE OF ME?

UM, CAN I GET BACK IN THE TRUCK NOW?

HAS ANYONE SEEN ARMIE LATELY? I MADE UP A NEW JOKE AND I WANT TO TELL HIM.

GRRR. LOOKIT ME.. ARRRGGH. I’M A BIG

BEAR AND I’M GONNA EAT YOU!

I’M HUNGRY.

ARMIE!! AARRMIE! WHERE ARE YOU? HMM. ARE YOU IN

MIKE’S POCKET?

YEP, THIS IS JUST GREAT GUYS. YOU’VE REALLY CAPTURED THE SPLENDOR OF CARLSBAD HERE.

(WOW. GUESS NOW I’M TAKING THE PLACE OF ARMIE. OH WHERE ARE YOU

ARMIE!)

UM, I DON’T MEAN TO MAKE ANYONE PANIC, BUT

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY RIGHT EAR?

NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING (LIKE,

SAY, AN EAR) JUST ASK.

HAS ANYONE SEEN BUNNY SINCE WE LEFT ROSWELL?

BUNNY! WHERE ARE YOU BUNNY? ARE YOU IN HERE?

IS THAT YOU BUNNY? NOPE. JUST A LIZARD.

BUNNYY! WHERE ARE YOU BUNNYY?BUNNYY! WHERE ARE YOU BUNNYY?

WE MAY NEVER FIND

BUNNY.

ARE YOU BUNNY? NOPE. JUST ARE YOU BUNNY? NOPE. JUST ANOTHER STUPID STUPID ANOTHER STUPID STUPID

LIZARD.LIZARD.

AFTER A HARROWING ESCAPE FROM ROSWELL, BUNNY HAS MADE IT SAFELY BACK INTO OUR ARMS - ONLY SLIGHTLY MAIMED. HE WILL BE KEPT ON CLOSE

WATCH FROM NOW ON…

I WONDER WHERE I COULD

FIND SOME TYLENOL?..

OH WOOWW.. THAT GUY HAS A TRIPLE

DECKER SANDWICH! WONDER WHERE I

COULD GET ME ONE OF THOSE?

DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY CARDS?

HEY YOU GUYS…. UM. ARE YOU SURE WE’RE HEADED

IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION? I THINK WE’VE BEEN HERE

BEFORE…

I WONDER IF THAT GUY

NEEDS A RIDE SOMEWHERE….

OMIGOD. HIDE! HIDE! MIKE’S RELATIVES

WILL SEE US!! HEH HEH.

SAY MIKE, NO HARD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT

LITTLE JOKE, RIGHT? CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAID TO LOSE THEIR SHIRTS IN VEGAS. BUNNY DOESN’T WEAR SHIRTS.

BAD BAD BUNNY.

EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU THINK I COULD PASS FOR A GIRAFFE? ARE THEY HIRING?

MIKE? I’M HUNGRY.

GUESS WE’RE AT THE END OF THE TRIP. I ONLY LOST BOTH OF MY

EARS AND THEY’VE RESORTED TO TAKING MY PICTURE IN FRONT OF

BROCHURES.

AHH. HOME SWEET HOME.

HOME IS WHERE THE MONSTER BUGS ARE.

THE END