WKAC - Roughs - Page 14

CC: someone’s been impersonating me,

and you’re the biggest pretender I

know!

pa: “pretender” am i!? I’ll show you who’s

the pretender around here!! rawrrr!!

- lunges at the carrot crusader -

- cc vaults over the lunging

avenger, driving his head into the

rooftop -

- he lands behind the avenger, spins

around and draws a bolas launcher

from inside his cape -

- he fires the bolas at the parsnip

avenger, momentarily trapping him... -

- ...but the avenger uses his super

strength to snap the bolas cable... -

- ...and his super speed to duck the

tazer cc had fired at him while he

was immobile... -

cc: I don’t know what your motives

were, or why you tried to frame me,

but i’m taking you in for the murder

of artie choke!

- ... and in the same moment grabs cc

by the scruff of the cape and hurls

him backwards -

pa: rrwwrr!! see?! who’s the pretender

now!?

cc: you don’t intimidate me pal.

pa: oh no? perhaps you’ll feel differently

about the thought of a 5 story drop?!

can’t say that impersonating you now can

you? after all, gravity is no nemesis of

MINE...

pa: waitaminute... before you said some-

thing about murder? i didn’t murder

nobody!

cc: well that’s a double negative, which is

almost a confession in itself - tell me

why should i believe you then? after all,

you’re first reaction was to attack me...

pa: ...which is hardly the acts of an

innocent veg, yeah i get it... but what

can i say, you got me all riled up! i

can understand why you came to me,

it’s true that’s i’ve been impersonat-

ing you, but i’ve never even heard

even heard of this artie choke guy, i

swear!swear!