storyepic.com http://www.storyepic.com/wittiest-bollywood-line-ever-heared/ Wittiest Bollywood Lines You’ve Ever Heard Bollywood is one of the biggest film industry in this world as far number of films released goes, it’s now globally expanding and in India everyone is mad about it, a typical Bollywood film always has a love story and we have also seen some of the wittiest dialog in many saala tumhara pyaar nahi hua,,civil service ka exam ho gya ,,nikalta hi nahi hai,,,(it seems ur love is like a civil service exam ,u r not able to clear it,) - Raanjhanaa Bala in gundey : sala jis bangali ko football nahi aata uspe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye !!
Bollywood is one of the biggest film industry in this world as far number of films released goes, it’s now globally expanding and in India everyone is mad about it, a typical Bollywood film always has a love story and we have also seen some of the wittiest dialog in many
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Bollywood is one of the biggest film industry in this world as far number of films released goes, it’s nowglobally expanding and in India everyone is mad about it, a typical Bollywood film always has a love storyand we have also seen some of the wittiest dialog in many
saala tumhara pyaar nahi hua,,civil service ka exam ho gya ,,nikalta hi nahi hai,,,(it seems ur love is like acivil service exam ,u r not able to clear it,) - Raanjhanaa
Bala in gundey : sala jis bangali ko football nahi aata uspe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye !!
Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dostfirst aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai. (We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels badwhen a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.) – 3 Idiots
“Bewakoof aur chutiya mein dhaage barabar ka farak hota hai. Dhage ke henge bewakoof aur hunge,chutiya. Dhaga khench lo to kaun hai bewakoof kaun hai chutiya, carore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya” (Athin line separates a fool from a fucker. On one end of the line lies the fool and on the other, the fucker.Snap the line then who’s the fool and who’s the fucker that’s the million dollar question, my friend.) –Omkara
Sanjay Dutt : Ye bomb tere sir par rakh du to kya pehle fatega? bomb ya tera sir..Mahesh : kaaafi difficult h ye to..then typical style of Sanjay Dutt big eyes with (shaitani) laugh “pehle teri fategi saale..”
- Kaante
Crime master Gogo naam hai mera … aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main
Another One from Andaaz apna apna
Gangs of wasseypur
Baap ka, dada ka, bhai ka. sabka badla lega re, tera faizal.
One more epic dialog from Gangsof Wasseypur
” Ek pair past me, aur ek future mein…tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain “( ” with one foot on our past and the other on our future, we are actually pissing on our present “.)
- Aamir Khan in Rang de Basanti.
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat kahoneymoon package ho sakta hai
When you can’t change the girl … change the girl
Agar tum safed sari mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
- Chasme Badoor
Galti se mishtake ho gaya (mistakehappened by mistake)
Aye kaam legal hai … aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se – Vicky Donor
“Goli nahi marenge usko, kah ke lenge uski” – Gangs of Wasseypur
“Jo ladki hume chahiye, usse hum nahi chahiye. Aur jisko hum chahiye, wo kisko chahiye!”
- Garam Masala
“Behind every successful man, there is a woman True But Behind every unsuccessful man, also there is awoman”
Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.
aur kya problem haiProblem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na hoLekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai…
And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye thaisn’t this exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoonTrust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meineKaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship?Kahin ki khushiya?
Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthdayuske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha
In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ki dekh leSaala Jab tak saala batman nahi banatab tak bolti rahitum toh kuch karte nahi honakara honapunshak homain tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hujisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din bolitum toh batman ban gayemujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye thamain tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu
Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai
Bloody bollywood romantic masaalaEk ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam
Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problemHug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi kiyetoh aur cushion layemere ghar mein mug itne hai kiunko bechne jaoontoh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge kitable lena haitable lena hai5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layengeaur fir agle do hafte dimag chatengetable lena haitable lena hai…
Offic e me kaam kar raha hoonPhone aa jayega
Phone utathe hi bol deta hoonBaat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega
Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan
Thik se to kar paoonga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak
Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai…
Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala
Trust me I say patta hai saala patta…
ek toh …inke ad bhi dekholo ji 1 paisa per secondaur phone karoaur phone karoaare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne kofir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne koyou have lost interest in metumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya???are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???jake bharti mittal se puch na…
tujhe main bata raha hoonus ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai…seriouslymein shart laga sakta hoon…
Tujhe kya lagta hai
Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha
Glati se pahoonch gaya?
Usko to pata tha
Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha
Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon
Nah to das sawaal poochti
Kahaan jaa rahe hoKyon jaa rahe ho
Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/
Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya
Office me kaam kar raha hoonSms aajayegaI love youThik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon
I love you tooIske baad sms pe sms shuroo
abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???
Do sms ka reply mat karna
Turant Phone aa jayega
Phone mat uthaaTo dus min me message aa chuka hoga
I don’t think its working anymore
Dus min me Babu I love you toI don’t think its working anymore
And this is when they are not even down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain