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3 Who is Able to Stand Before “the Ancient of Days?”
8 New Year‟s Celebrations – A Biblical Tradition
9 How Alcohol Helped Me to Face Hard Times
12 The Bible‟s Viewpoint: Is it Wrong to be Wicked?
14 Cope With Satan‟s Attacks – In the Toilet
16 Celebrate Christmas Worthily
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WHO IS ABLE TO STAND BEFORE “THE ANCIENT OF DAYS?”
“There were three ribs in its mouth between its teeth; and this is
what they were saying to it, „Get up, eat much flesh.‟” – Daniel 7:5
At the court of Belshazzar, the King of Bab-
ylon, the prophet Daniel had a remarkable
dream. In a vision he was transferred right to
our time. In prophetic images he saw develop-
ments taking place before our very eyes, and he
wrote it down for our benefit.
What season is his vision about? Daniel re-
ports: “I happened to be beholding in my
visions during the night, and, see there!
the four winds of the heavens were stirring
up the vast sea.” (Daniel 7:2) It was a windy
time, and most people link wind to autumn.
But according to a recent study by the German
Bundesamt für Seeschifffahrt und Hydrogra-
phie, most storms happen during winter now.
So we can conclude that Daniel‟s vision re-
fers to wintertime. Actually the vision de-
scribes “four huge beasts … each one being
different from the others.” (Daniel 7:3)
These represent four aspects of Christmas
time. We will surely be excited to see how Dan-
iel foretold developments of our time.
Winter is the time of gales
Commerce
“The first … [beast] was like a lion, and
it had the wings of an eagle.” (Daniel 7:4)
What is depicted by this animal? The “wings of
an eagle” leave no doubt, for God‟s inspired
word says: “Do not toil to gain riches. … For
without fail it makes wings for itself like those
of an eagle and flies away toward the heavens.”
(Proverbs 23:4, 5) The first animal clearly
stands for “riches” or money in general.
In what sense it “was like a lion?” Daniel al-
ludes to the desperate attempt of many people
go “gain riches” by gambling. He refers to the
company Löwen Entertainment (“Lions Enter-
tainment”) which is, by their own admission,
“one of Germany‟s leading suppliers of coin-
operated gaming machines.” The brand “Lö-
wen” is indeed closely linked to money and
gambling.
This logo can be found on many slot machines
According to Solomon‟s statement, money
uses its symbolical “wings” to „fly away towards
the heavens,‟ that is, their owners donate part
of it for „heavenly‟ purposes to the churches.
However Daniel “kept on beholding until its
wings were plucked out.” (Daniel 7:4) At
Christmas time, the people need their money
themselves. Rather than donating it for divine
purposes or leaving it on their bank account, it
gets “lifted up from the earth,” i. e. with-
drawn from the account. – Daniel 7:4.
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Further, Daniel says about the withdrawn
money that it “was made to stand up on two
feet just like a man.” (Daniel 7:4) Of course,
the bills do not get feet themselves, but in the
purse of their owner – „a man standing on two
feet‟ – they „walk‟ to the shops during the pre-
Christmas period.
Later Daniel “kept on beholding, and,
see there! another beast, one like a leop-
ard.” (Daniel 7:6) This animal is related to
the first one because the leopard is a sit-and-
wait predator. According to Encyclopaedia
Wikipedia, such animals “usually hide motion-
less and wait for prey.” Hence the leopard is an
appropriate symbol for the shops and malls
that “wait for prey” especially during Christ-
mas season.
The leopard “had four wings of a flying
creature on its back.” (Daniel 7:6) These
are the wings of the first creature, the money
that the people had withdrawn from their bank
accounts. This is now lying in the checkout
counters of the shops and malls, so to speak „on
the back of the leopard.‟
Daniel continues: “The beast had four
heads.” (Daniel 7:6) With the mouth in his
head, the leopard kills his prey. The “four
heads” are the four weekends in Advent sea-
son, where shops make a major part of their
annual sales.
Like a leopard, the merchants lie
in wait during Christmas Time
Similar to a bear, the people
eat “much flesh” at Christmas
Unbalanced diet
Daniel also saw “another beast … it be-
ing like a bear.” (Daniel 7:5) Which facet of
Christmas time the bear describes can be seen
from the following encyclopedia statement:
“Bears are usually opportunistic omnivores
who, depending on species and season, ingest
food to varying extent.” (Encyclopaedia Wik-
ipedia, German edition) In times with an
abundance of food, the bear eats a lot.
Nothing else are humans doing at Christ-
mas time, especially during the holidays. Dan-
iel says: “There were three ribs in its mouth
between its teeth; and this is what they
were saying to it, „Get up, eat much flesh.‟”
(Daniel 7:5) The “three ribs” repre-sent the
three holidays (December 24th to 26th). During
these days, most people “eat much flesh,” so
that some of them can hardly get up after din-
ner. It seems that the bear in Daniel‟s vision
had the same problem; that‟s why only “on one
side it was raised up.” – Daniel 7:5.
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Family Happiness
After that, the most terrible aspect of
Christmas Time was shown to Daniel. In his
vision he saw “a fourth beast, fearsome and
terrible and unusually strong.” (Daniel
7:7) What could be “fearsome and terrible” in
Christmas time? The next sentence explains it:
“It had teeth of iron, big ones.” (Daniel 7:7)
Though false teeth are no more made of iron
today, in a transferred sense old people indeed
have “teeth of iron.” The fourth beast repre-
sents the relatives who usually come for a visit
at Christmas.
Because of the stressful preparations and
purchases, most people are nervous wrecks
anyway when their relatives arrive. Daniel
says regarding the beast: “What was left
[from family peace] it was treading down
with its feet.” (Daniel 7:7) Indeed, the
Landeszentrale für Gesundheitsförderung in
Rheinland-Pfalz says: “The so-called „festival of
love‟ easily ends in a sturdy family dispute. …
In many families, the greatest row of the year
approaches with Christmas.” An internet por-
tal for legal advice found that their pages re-
garding divorce and aliment are called three
times as often as usual during the Christmas
holidays and the following days.
Many mothers-in-law have “teeth of iron, big ones”
Christmas “easily ends in a sturdy family dispute”
Luckily, the composition of the family
changes over time. The beast “had ten
horns,” and “there were eyes like the eyes of
a man in this horn.” (Daniel 7:7, 8) The
number ten stands for completeness in the
Bible, and the horns represent men. The “ten
horns” depict the total number of family mem-
bers. Daniel “kept on considering the horns,
and, look! another horn, a small one, came
up in among them, and there were three of
the first horns that were plucked up from
before it.” (Daniel 7:8) Over the years, new
family members – „small horns‟ – get born,
while some “of the first horns” – the oldest
family members – get “plucked up” from the
family by death.
But Daniel also saw “a mouth speaking
grandiose things.” (Daniel 7:8) Especially
the older family members often try to boss
their relatives around, and so significantly add
to the lack of peace. That‟s why a hotel chain
offers for the first time in 2009 a special
“mother-in-law rate” in Britain, with 25 per-
cent discount for all mothers-in-law from De-
cember 23rd to 29th.
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Daniel though “kept on beholding at that
time because of the sound of the grandiose
words that the horn was speaking; I kept
on beholding until the beast was killed
and its body was destroyed and it was giv-
en to the burning fire.” (Daniel 7:12) Of
course, the spiteful grandmother will not be
“killed” by her relatives, but sooner or later she
will die, and her “body” will be cremated in
“the burning fire.”
Daniel also explains: “As for the rest of
the beasts, their rulerships were taken
away.” (Daniel 7:12) While the family quar-
rels usually continue after Christmas, the “rul-
erships” of the other “beasts” – the Christmas-
sy consumption binge and excessive eating –
end abruptly after the holidays. However
“there was a lengthening in life given to
them for a time and a season,” for their
consequences – lack of money and overweight –
remain for a while after Christmas. – Daniel
7:12.
The consequences of Christmassy feasting
remain “for a time and a season”
“The Ancient of Days”
The vision of the four beasts is really
unique, and doubtless it strengthens our trust
in the creator‟s ability to foretell future devel-
opments in detail. But that‟s not all; the vision
reveals further particulars about Christmas
time. Daniel explains: “I kept on beholding
until there were thrones placed and the
Ancient of Days sat down. His clothing
was white just like snow, and the hair of
his head was like clean wool.” (Daniel 7:9)
“The Ancient of Days” is St. Nicolas who is
traditionally pictured as old man with a long
white beard. Though he usually wears a red-
white bishop‟s robe, his coat is “white just like
snow” when he comes inside after his walk
through the snow.
Around St. Nicolas‟ Day, shops and malls
install their Christmas illumination. Hence
Daniel says: “His throne was flames of fire;
its wheels were a burning fire. There was a
stream of fire flowing and going out from
before him.” (Daniel 7:9, 10) Indeed, wher-
ever St. Nicolas appears, everything is brightly
illuminated, so that is looks like “burning fire”
from afar. Daniel adds, referring to the used
light bulbs: “There were a thousand thou-
sands … and ten thousand times ten thou-
sand that kept standing right before him.”
– Daniel 7:10.
Some children though are in fear when St.
Nicholas visits them. Daniel reports: “The
Court took its seat, and there were books
that were opened.” (Daniel 7:10) In fact, St.
Nicolas does not reward everyone. He checks
the “books” in which the children‟s deeds from
the past year are written. Whoever was not
good during the year will not be rewarded but
rather he will be punished by Santa‟s little
helper. In former times, he tucked the naughty
children into his sack and took them with him;
but because of modern laws for the protection
of children, he is only allowed to beat them
with his rod now.
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A worthy successor
Finally Daniel “kept on beholding in the
visions of the night, and, see there! with
the clouds of the heavens someone like a
son of man happened to be coming.”
(Daniel 7:13) Who is coming “with the clouds
of the heavens” at Christmas time? It is Santa
Claus who is usually travelling with a flying
sleigh. Contrary to “Saint” Nicholas who is
pictured as a stern clergyman and sometimes
even tucks children into his sack, the over-
weight and coke-drinking Santa Claus has
indeed human weaknesses and is, so to speak,
“someone like a son of man.” Accordingly he is
usually pictured “as a friendly old man.”
– Encyclopaedia Wikipedia, German edition.
“Saint” Nicolas
was a stern
man. When
the picture
was made,
he still had
no white hair
and no long
bears, but he
wore a white
coat
Daniel says regarding Santa Claus: “To the
Ancient of Days he gained access, and they
brought him up close even before that
One.” (Daniel 7:13) Because of his genial
disposition, his popularity keeps increasing. In
recent decades it came “close” to that of St.
Nicolas even in Europe, and today Santa Claus
has even surpassed St. Nicolas when it comes
to popularity. So to speak, on the list of popular
gift-bringers he is “before” him.
Santa Claus is popular throughout the world
St. Nicolas – a catholic Saint – could exert
his influence only on Christian nations. But to
Santa Claus “there were given rulership
and dignity and kingdom, that the peo-
ples, national groups and languages
should all serve even him.” (Daniel 7:14)
Santa Claus is revered throughout the world.
Even in Islamic, Buddhist and Atheist coun-
tries people celebrate Christmas. Indeed, the
“rulership” of Santa Claus “is an indefinitely
lasting rulership that will not pass away,
and his kingdom one that will not be
brought to ruin.” – Daniel 7:14.
Isn‟t it exciting how we can see Bible
prophecies fulfill right before our eyes? May we
strive to be good during the year, so that we
will be rewarded either by “the Ancient of
Days” of by the one “like a son of man,” depend-
ing on who is dominant in our area.
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NEW YEAR’S CELEBRATIONS – A BIBLICAL TRADITION
Many religious fanatics forbid their follow-
ers to celebrate New Year. Jehovah‟s Witnesses
say: “Since the features of New Year‟s celebra-
tions betray their pagan origins, people want-
ing to heed the Bible will steer clear of such
festivities.” (Awake!, December 22, 1986, page
21) But a thorough examination of the Bible
will help us to view this question in a different
light.
What about New Year‟s celebrations in an-
cient Israel? A reference book says that “there
was a dual system of a sacred and a secular or
agricultural calendar” used by God‟s people
(Insight on the Scriptures, volume I, page 392)
It was similar to the system of Jehovah‟s Wit-
nesses today who have a service year (from
September to August) and a calendar year
(from January to December).
The same book continues: “Ethanim (Tishri;
September-October) was originally the first
month of the Jewish calendar, but after the
Exodus from Egypt it became the seventh
month of the sacred year.” (page 822) So the
first day of the secular year – comparable to
January 1st in our calendar – was the first day
of the seventh month. Did the Israelites cele-
brate this day?
Jehovah instructed them through Moses:
“In the seventh month, on the first of the
month, there should occur for you a complete
rest, a memorial by the trumpet blast, a holy
convention.” (Leviticus 23:24) In fact, New
Year‟s Day was celebrated extensively. There
were no fireworks at that time; rather they
used “the trumpet blast” to make noise.
In our time though, New Year‟s celebrations
usually happen on the last day of the previous
year. Is that acceptable? Yes, for the Bible
clearly says: “Better is the end afterward of a
matter than its beginning.” (Ecclesiastes 7:8)
Hence, if the beginning of the year is a reason
to celebrate, how much more the end of the
year!
In addition, the people make extensive use
of Alcohol at New Year‟s Eve parties, according
to God‟s instruction: “Do not drink water any
longer, but use … wine.” (1 Timothy 5:23)
Many people also meet the sacred obligation to
“be fruitful and become many” at that time.
– Genesis 1:28.
Hence it is a requirement for Christians to
participate in New Year‟s Eve and New Year‟s
Day celebrations.
Singing at New Year‟s Day is an old tradition
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HOW ALCOHOL HELPED ME TO FACE HARD TIMES
As told by Jeshua ben Joseph
Several times in my life, loneliness might
have overwhelmed me – but it didn‟t. When I
was 22, one of my sisters was killed. Three
years later, my father died. Five years after the
death of my father, I learned that I should
become a prophet of God.
My name is Jeshua, which means “Jehovah
is Salvation.” Strange as it may seem, though,
it wasn‟t him who assisted me when I faced
tragedies. I never felt that Jehovah God was
grasping me by the hand. Allow me to explain
how I survived my personal tragedies.
I was born in Bethlehem, Israel, on Etha-
nim 12 in the 30th year of Caesar Augustus, the
first child of my parents, Joseph ben Jacob and
Mariam bat Heli. Strictly speaking, my father
was the wine dealer Zadok, but my mother
kept that relationship secret and blamed the
Holy Spirit for my birth. She had already been
pregnant at her marriage.
My mother had searched for answers to her
religious questions but had not found satisfac-
tion in the synagogue. When I was twelve
years old, we visited the Pharisees in the
temple, who answered all her questions from
the Torah. Mother eagerly accepted the offer
by a priest to keep an eye on me while his
colleagues explained the law to her. So she
learned what the Torah really teaches.
Within a short time, my mother quit her job
as a waiter at the local pub, and a few years
later, my father followed her example. Eliana,
who helped my mother understand the Torah,
soon noticed my keen interest for it. Although I
was only a young boy, Eliana suggested that I
have my own Torah study. Thanks to her help
and my mother‟s encouragement, I got baptized
at the age of 30.
While Brother John delivered the baptismal
talk, suddenly a thunderstorm approached.
Shortly after I came up from the water, it
thundered for the first time, startling up some
pigeons. Some of the attendant crowd inter-
preted the thunder as God‟s voice and told me
that I would be a chosen one and would have to
live a life as a prophet. I tried to explain to
them that it was only a common thunderstorm,
but it was futile.
Actually I had planned to marry shortly af-
ter my baptism. However I was dithering be-
tween Martha and her sister Mary. Basically, I
got along with Mary better, but Martha was
the better cook. And then there was Mary
Magdalene, who had showed me how to fulfill
the first commandment from Tanach (which
can be found at Genesis 1:28 in modern Bibles).
Anyway, now I had to put marriage out of
my mind, for as a prophet I had to stay unmar-
ried. Some Rabbi had come up with the idea
that it would good for prophets “not to touch a
woman.” A number of friends had already built
up some alcohol stocks for my stag party
though; as that would fall through now, we
celebrated my appointment as prophet instead.
After some mugs of wine, we „began behaving
like prophets‟ and entered a state of trance.
(compare 1 Samuel 19:21) I can‟t remember the
further course of the evening.
At some time the next morning – or better,
noon – I woke up somewhere in the wilderness.
The sun burned from the sky, and there wasn‟t
a soul in sight, not even a stray sheep. To date
I don‟t know how I had come there. So I went
searching for the way home. Suddenly I had to
cough, whereupon one of the numerous
parched thorn bushes caught fire. At least, now
and then I found an abandoned well where I
could drink some water.
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It took almost forty days until I finally won
home. On the road I met a shady merchant
who tried to sell to me stones as bread. He told
me that he was so poor that he would have to
plunge off the battlement of the temple if I
didn‟t buy his “bread.” Luckily I tipped to the
scam, and I didn‟t have money with me any-
way.
Finally at home, I didn‟t have much time to
rest. The very next day, my mother and I were
invited to a wedding feast in Cana. As I didn‟t
have time to acquire an appropriate present, I
decided to take the leftover wine from my
prophet party with me as a gift.
Because my mother dawdled a bit and then
the donkey didn‟t start, we came two hours
late. Shortly before, the bridal couple had run
out of wine, as the hot weather made the
guests drink more than usual. My gift really
arrived at the right moment and freed the
bride and bridegroom from an awkward posi-
tion – with too little alcohol, the wedding night
could have become a great disappointment. But
thanks to the wine I brought, they could not
remember anything the next morning.
Mary Magdalene taught me many things
On our way home, we went via Jerusalem.
We wanted to purchase some prophet utensils
for me at the temple bazaar. Since I wasn‟t yet
completely sober from the wedding feast, I
accidentally upset a table, and a pigeon cage
fell on the ground. I didn‟t want to settle the
damage, so I claimed the event to be a prophe-
cy. I could escape while the Pharisees and Sad-
ducees argued over the meaning of my words.
In the meantime, Lazarus, the brother of
Martha and Mary, had heard of my appoint-
ment as a prophet. The two talkative women
had jarred on his nerves for a long time, and for
years he had longed for the day where he could
marry at least one of them off to me. Shocked by
the news, he had a nervous breakdown and shut
himself away in a secluded cave because he
couldn‟t stand his sisters‟ chattering any longer.
When these noticed that he was missing at
lunchtime, they became worried since he had
never spared lunch. They had no other explana-
tion for his absence than that he had died. They
blamed me for his death and sent a messenger
to me, so that I got to know what I had done.
However, I knew the cave in which Lazarus
usually hid himself when he was a youth and
had been up to something. I straightly went
there and found Lazarus, sitting in the cave
and enjoying the silence. He sent me away and
told me he would rather die in the cave than go
back to his sisters. I left the cave but didn‟t
give up. From outside, I shouted to him: “Laza-
rus, come on out! I will take your sisters along
on my preaching journeys!” At once he came
out and agreed to return to his house.
Before I started prophesying, I made a
walking tour to Samaria with some friends. At
a well, I met a beautiful woman with long
blonde hair. At my clothes she immediately
recognized me as a prophet. I asked about her
husband, whereupon she replied that she was
single. I could just in time ask for her address
when my friends returned from shopping. They
wanted to prepare a meal, but I told them: “I
have food to eat of which you do not know” and
went to the village.
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After we returned from Samaria, my
friends wanted to go fishing, but I was too tired
and went to bed. The next morning, the disap-
pointment was writ large in their face, for they
didn‟t catch anything the whole night. Luckily,
I had just read in the Capernaum Gazette that
a fish trawler had an accident and lost its cargo
at night near the west coast. I led my friends to
the place, and we took a good catch. I did not
tell them where I had the information though.
That caused them to ultimately accept me as a
prophet, and they started to call me “Lord” and
“Master.” They also wanted that I called them
“disciples.”
Some days later I received a letter from the
tax administration. The tax officer Matthew
Levi had heard that I would have acted as a
prophet for a number of weeks, though I hadn‟t
submitted a prophet business registration yet.
He prompted me to instantly pay the due
prophet tax and the resurrection surcharge in
the amount of 40 silver coins. I didn‟t have that
much money, so I visited Matthew in his office
and took my disciples along. Impressed with
their story about my “miracle” at the Sea of
Galilee, he too became my disciple and deleted
my entry from the tax register.
Happy about my remitted tax obligation, I
went to the local wine dealer. I wanted to buy
some wine to celebrate my prophethood with
Martha, Mary and Mary Magdalene. However,
the vintner wanted to pull a fast one on me and
tried to put my wine into old wineskins. Fortu-
nately, I noticed that timely and told him: “No-
body puts new wine into old wineskins; if he
does, the wine bursts the skins, and the wine is
lost as well as the skins. But people put new
wine into new wineskins!”
Since the next day was a Sabbath where we
did not have to work, we partied until late in
the night at a camping ground near Jerusalem.
The next morning we went to the Bethzatha
pool to have a wash. Along the way we saw a
man who had fallen near the entrance and now
was lying injured on the ground. I was not
totally sober yet and incapable of helping him
myself. Thus I asked a paramedic who was
sitting at the pool: “Get up, pick up your cot
and walk to the entrance. There is someone
who needs your help!”
We were on our way home when we sudden-
ly became hungry. We plucked some grains at
the wayside, but it wasn‟t enough. After some
time, we noticed some sheep near the way. It
was only a little flock though; it would have
attracted attention if one would have been
missing. But a short time later, we came across
other sheep. It was a great crowd of sheep,
which no man was able to number. We didn‟t
think that someone would notice a missing one.
Shortly after lunch, however, the shepherds
took notice of us. They actually had noticed
that one of their sheep was missing. Of course
they suspected us, the more so as a remnant of
the sheep was still lying next to our bonfire.
Nevertheless, I managed to calm them down by
saying: “All considered, of how much more
worth is a man than a sheep!” While they
squabbled about the meaning of my words, we
made away.
In the afternoon we decided to use up the
remaining wine, so that it would not go bad
underway. We scaled a hill, from where we had
a pleasant view, and drank until it was even-
ing. Since we were way too drunk to move on,
we laid down. As drunk as I could be, I babbled
statements like “Happy are the unhappy ones”
and something about salt and that someone
should tear the Romans their eyes out. Some-
one overheard that, wrote it down and later
published it as “Sermon on the Mount.”
When we finally arrived at home in Caper-
naum, the people said about me: “A man glut-
tonous and given to drinking wine, a friend of tax
collectors and sinners.” But why should I have
been upset? They were right after all! I replied
to them: “Learn from me, and you will find re-
freshment for your souls.”
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I went to the marketplace to ask around
what was the news. A merchant told me about
a landslide near the Sea of Galilee. A whole
hillside had plunged into the lake and with it
about 2000 swine that were grazing there.
Most Jews though attributed that event to
demons that supposedly had taken possession
of the swine.
In the confusion of the marketplace, I be-
came a victim of pickpocketing. I asked my
disciples: “Who was it that touched me?” But
they replied: “You see the crowd pressing in
upon you, and do you say, „Who touched me?‟” I
looked around and shouted: “Someone touched
me, for I perceived that my purse is missing!”
Seeing that she had not escaped notice, the
thief came and fell down before me, frightened
and trembling. In front of all the people, she
told the whole truth about the theft and her
illness and that she didn‟t have money to con-
sult a physician. I gave her some money for the
doctor and comforted her: “Go in peace, go to
the doctor and get cured from your grievous
sickness.”
Few days later, an old acquaintance called
Jairus sent for me. He thought that his daugh-
ter would have died. Of course he could not
know that she had been out with me all night
in Zadok‟s dance bar and was simply sleeping.
How did Jeshua sort out this matter? What
did he experience during the next years of his
life, and how did Alcohol always help him to
face hard times? These questions will be an-
swered in the next issue.
THE BIBLE‟S VIEWPOINT: IS IT WRONG TO BE WICKED?
Jehovah‟s Witnesses hate the wicked ones.
Like David, they pray to God: “The teeth of
wicked ones you will have to break. … O that
you, O God, would slay the wicked one!” (Psalm
3:7; 139:19) But to date, this request has not
been fulfilled. Rather, it is still true what faith-
ful Job noticed already more than 3,000 years
ago, namely “that the wicked themselves keep
living, … also have become superior in wealth.”
– Job 21:7.
Jehovah‟s Witnesses and other enemies of
the wicked ones too notice that the wicked ones
go well today, but they comfort themselves
with the statement of Bildad the Shuhite who
predicted: “The tent of wicked ones will not be.”
(Job 8:22) But what did he exactly mean?
Would the wicked ones become homeless? No,
the verse cannot be interpreted this way. The
very same day where Bildad stated that the
wicked ones would not have a tent anymore,
Job said: “Their houses are peace itself, free
from dread.” (Job 21:9) Hence the “tent of
wicked ones” would “not be” anymore because
they can afford a proper house.
Even Jehovah does live in a tent, and Jesus
did not have a home at all. (Revelation 21:3;
Luke 9:58) So it is no wonder that the right-
eous are jealous of the wicked. “The Righteous
One is giving consideration to the house of the
wicked one,” said even wise Solomon. (Proverbs
21:12) No small number of Jehovah‟s Witness-
es is envious of the people in their territories
about their beautiful houses.
It is true that the Bible assures the right-
eous one: “You will not need to be afraid … of
the storm upon the wicked ones, because it is
coming.” (Proverbs 3:25) But the wicked ones
too do not fear the storm, as they are sitting in
their solid houses. To their homes, Jesus‟
words can be applied: “The winds blew and
lashed against that house, but it did not cave
in.” – Matthew 7:25.
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One of King Solomon‟s proverbs says howev-
er: “The belly of the wicked ones will be empty.”
(Proverbs 13:25) Does that mean that the wick-
ed ones would go hungry? No, for faithful Asaph
saw “the very peace of wicked people” and no-
ticed: “Their paunch is fat.” (Psalm 73:3) Hence
they do not hunger because they would not have
enough to eat but in the context of a diet.
Jesus referred to this situation when he
said: “Happy are you who hunger now, because
you will be filled.” (Luke 6:21) Because of their
prosperity, the wicked ones occasionally have
to diet in order to keep their ideal weight. But
after that, they can tuck in again and “be
filled,” while the righteous ones usually battle
for their existence “in hunger and thirst, in
abstinence from food many times.” (2 Corinthi-
ans 11:27) But the wicked “are not plagued the
same as other men.” – Psalm 73:5.
While righteous people are only allowed to
listen to “psalms, praises to God [and] spiritual
songs,” the wicked ones “continue raising their
voice with the tambourine and harp, and keep
rejoicing.” (Colossians 3:16; Job 21:12) Wicked
people are also popular among their fellow
men. “The wicked are like the sea” – and who
does not like to go to the seaside? No wonder
that Isaiah foretold about the Messiah: “He
will make his burial place even with the wicked
ones and with the rich.” (Isaiah 53:9) He want-
ed to be buried near wealthy people, not along
with the poor servants of God.
“The tent of wicked ones will not be”
because they can afford a proper house
God‟s servants had to live in tents
What is the reason why the wicked fare so
well? Why are they much more successful than
servants of God who usually are “afflicted and
poor” and suffer from “tribulations,” “cases of
need” and “difficulties?” (Psalm 40:17; 2 Corin-
thians 6:4) Job explains the wicked‟s secret of
success: “They say to the true God, „Turn away
from us! And in the knowledge of your ways we
have found no delight. What does the Almighty
amount to, that we should serve him?” – Job
21:14, 15.
The wicked ones flourish because they are
not guided by a thousands-of-years old book
but rather take their lives into their own hand.
Granted, God‟s servants believe that soon “all
the wicked are destroyed at Armageddon.” (You
Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth, page
181) But in actual fact, God promised: “As
regards someone wicked … he will positively
keep living. He will not die … Do I take any
delight at all in the death of someone wicked?”
– Ezekiel 18:21-23.
Jesus Christ promised to the wicked ones:
“Your reward will be great, and you will be
sons of the Most High, because he is kind to-
ward the … wicked.” (Luke 6:35) Indeed, with
a man there is nothing better than that he
should be wicked!
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COPE WITH SATAN’S ATTACKS – IN THE TOILET
“When you pray, go into your private room.” – Matthew 6:6
Most Christians likely think that in the toi-
let they would be safe from Satan‟s attacks.
But “Satan is a master of deception.” (Awake!,
June 8, 1998, page 15) He bears many names.
The Pharisees of Jesus‟ day referred to “Beel-
zebub, the ruler of the demons,” who can be no
one else than Satan. – Matthew 12:24.
The name Beelzebub is likely an alteration
of Baal-zebub, the name of a god worshipped by
the Philistines. The Israelites though used the
modified form Beelzeboul that likely means
“Owner of the Dung.” (see Insight on the Scrip-
tures, volume I, page 275) In fact, Satan, “the
ruler of the demons,” is the “owner of the
dung.”
Hence, true Christians are especially ex-
posed to danger in the toilet. Easily they could
praise the “owner of the dung” and offer him “a
restful odor.” (Leviticus 6:21) But “to serve
other gods” would mean “to leave Jehovah.”
(Joshua 24:16) How can we avoid falling into
Satan‟s trap in the toilet?
Of course, the Bible is no course book about
the worship of Beelzebub. But it is worth not-
ing what Jesus says about the worship of his
father: “When you pray, you must not be as the
hypocrites; because they like to pray standing
in the synagogues and on the corners of the
broad ways to be visible to men. … You, how-
ever, when you pray, go into your private room
and, after shutting your door, pray to your
Father who is in secret; then your Father who
looks on in secret will repay you.” (Matthew
6.5, 6) So, Jehovah is only glorified by prayers
to him when these are offered “in secret,” in the
“private room.” He does not listen to prayers
that are offered in public.
We can assume that Satan applies similar
standards to his praise. Only when someone
praises the “owner of the dung” in his “private
room” or “in secret,” he considers it worship,
and we could become apostate. But if we offer
the “restful odor” in public, where everyone can
hear and smell it, Satan does not feel praised.
This way, we can maintain our integrity to
Jehovah without foregoing excretion.
Interesting enough, the Bible reports only of
two cases where someone answered the call of
nature “in secret.” Both times, persons who were
no servants of the true God were involved. The
first event happened in the time of the judges.
Eglon the King of Moab gathered “the sons of
Ammon and Amalek [and] then they went and
struck Israel and took possession of the city of
palm trees.” (Judges 3:12, 13) This enemy of
true worship was known for “easing nature in
the cool interior room,” where no one could hear
or smell him. (Judges 3:24) But in the end, he
was killed by Ehud, a judge of Israel. – Judges
3:21, 22.
At such a public toilet, Beelzebub is not praised
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The second event happened some centuries
later. The account in 1 Samuel 24:2, 3 reads:
“Saul proceeded to take three thousand chosen
men out of all Israel and to go looking for Da-
vid and his men upon the bare rocks of the
mountain goats. At length he came to the stone
sheepfolds along the road, where a cave was.
So Saul came in to ease nature.” At this time,
Saul was already apostate and was possessed
by the idea of killing David.
How are we to look at these two events? Is
it just coincidental that they are mentioned
and that both involve persons not having God‟s
approval? Or could it be that Jehovah deliber-
ately had these details recorded in his word,
which he says is “beneficial for teaching, for
reproving, for setting things straight?” (2 Timo-
thy 3:16) At the very least it can be said that
these two accounts Biblically put the easing of
nature in closed rooms in a bad light, as a prac-
tice of those estranged from God.
Contrary to these enemies of true worship,
God‟s true servants did not do their business
“in secret” where no one could hear or smell
them. No, rather they followed the instruction:
“Designate a place outside the camp where you
can go to relieve yourself. As part of your
equipment have something to dig with, and
when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover
up your excrement.” – Deuteronomy 23:12, 13,
NIV.
This elephant conforms to Jehovah‟s standards
At Armageddon, God‟s chosen King will slay all
those relieving themselves in their private rooms
During the wandering in the wilderness,
the camp may have amounted “to over three
million people.” (The Watchtower, August 1,
2004, page 24) Accordingly, at each point in
time there must have been several tens of
thousands of people easing nature at the des-
ignated place. Of course, these could see, hear
and smell each other. The families living at the
edge of the camp near the privy surely could
perceive the sounds and odors too. Consequent-
ly these were not suitable as praise for the
“owner of the dung” as they did not remain “in
secret.” This way, the Israelites managed to
comply with Jehovah‟s “insistence on exclusive
devotion.” – Numbers 25:11.
What can we learn from that? If we ease
nature in a way where no one can hear and
smell it, we glorify Beelzebub which is another
name for Satan. Jehovah then considers us
apostate and will annihilate us at Armaged-
don. Let us rather do our business “on the cor-
ners of the broad ways to be visible to men” or
somewhere else where the people can hear and
smell us. Then we do not honor Satan, and
Jehovah considers us faithful.
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Celebrate Christmas Worthily
For a long time, Christians have been cele-
brating Christmas. The German Edition of The
Golden Age instructed its readers: “Light your
little Christmas tree, fathers and mothers, and
confidently tell your children that though the
little tree is no Bible arrangement, as a happy
symbol of the hope of all world for the light,
the true light, that comes into the world, on
Christmas eve reminds us of what God‟s pater-
nal love did.” – December 15, 1924 issue.
Christmas tree: We should already consid-
er Bible principles when it comes to the selec-
tion of a Christmas tree. God instructed the
Israelites: “Use only trees that you know are not
fruit trees.” (Deuteronomy 20:20, CEV) So it is
out of the question for us to use a fruit tree as
Christmas tree.
If we cut down our Christmas tree in the
forest by ourselves, the Bible‟s wisdom can
provide precious guidance: “If a tree falls to
the south or if to the north, in the place where
the tree falls there it will prove to be.” (Ecclesi-
astes 11:3) If we keep this advice in mind, we
don‟t have to search for the tree after we cut
it down.
Imitating St. Nicolas: Saint Nicolas was so
pious that on Wednesday and Friday, the fast
days, he would not take the breast or the pap
but once. Can we inculcate our children the
desire to imitate him? They could cut back on
their personal concerns on days with meetings
or field service, e. g. refrain from eating and
therefore have a greater share in the witness-
ing work.
Mulled wine: Jesus said: “From now on I will
not drink again from the product of the vine
until the kingdom of God arrives.” (Luke 22:18)
What time did he relate to? When he was on
earth, he said to the Jews: “The kingdom of
God is in your midst.” (Luke 17:21) Jesus is the
representative of God‟s kingdom; hence “the
kingdom of God arrives” when Jesus arrives.
And he arrives every year during the Advent
season, for “Advent” means “arrival.”
Thus, the Advent season is the time for
Christians to „drink from the product of the
vine.‟ The stands serving hot wine at the nu-
merous Christmas markets provide a good
opportunity to follow this important godly
mission. – compare 1 Timothy 5:23.
Warm clothes: Christians do not partici-
pate in the pagan custom of wearing a coat
in wintertime. But some of our fellow Chris-
tians might be too poor to afford a sheep- or
goatskin. In such a case, we should be generous
and support them to the best of our ability.
Otherwise, we might come under bloodguilt.
After all, without a warming sheep- or goat-
skin, our brothers could not stay long enough
in field service, and due to their unsatisfactory
field service report slip they might be annihi-
lated at Armageddon.
Holidays: At many places, people set up
crèches that, besides the Holy Family, display
ox and donkey. We should follow these ani-
mals‟ example. Let us as stubborn as a donkey
stick to the traditional Watchtower doctrines!
“Oxen are usually used in pairs” as sloggers, and
we should allow the Watchtower Society to
send us “in pairs” into the ministry. – see Ency-
clopaedia Wikipedia.
What gifts should we present to our rela-
tives? Notburga who has served in the full-time
ministry for more than 90 years remarked:
“Decades ago, I presented each of my relatives
a Watchtower subscription. Later, when the
magazines were shared free of cost, I laid some
heatpads for the ministry or salve for frost-
bites under the tree, sometimes even a new
plastic jacket for the Require brochure.” Can we
follow her fine example?
Three Kings Day: The Three Kings offered
baby Jesus costly presents – gold, myrrh and
frankincense. Today baby Jesus is represented
by the elders who will rule as “princes” or auxil-
iary regents in God‟s kingdom. (Psalm 45:16)
Three Kings Day would be a good occasion to
show them the respect due to them and to
offer presents to these faithful men. The
Christmas bonus that most employees receive
in December provides a facility for that.
Surely we want to put all these advices into
practice, so that we can celebrate Christmas
worthily and honor our future king.