Where athletics is a must and free time is earned.

Sportsopoly

Where athletics is a must and free time is earned.

Overview

Sportsopoly is a fun loving society that only believes in the success of its citizens. With an education up through college

being necessary and an occupation being mandatory after ,there’s no way that life will be unfair. After work and

school hours is when the 3 hour athletics training and games take place which is meant to relieve the stress from earlier in the day. Sports are a must in Sportsopoly because they keep

you energized and in shape; therefore plummeting the previous obesity level to 0. If athletics are not taken seriously, punishments will happen. Sportsopoly is here to help create a

healthier ,happier lifestyle where laziness is illegal.

The Little Things

Government: Oligarchy/Plutocracy with CapitalismCurrency: Trident ($1, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100)Religion: Worship Lucic…all other religions are

welcome but come second to LucicCapitalistic society with upper, middle and lower

classesNo welfareNo more excuses about not being able to go to the

gym! Now it’s mandatory every day!*****Love Sports and the government will love you!

*****

Sportsopoly is…

A hyperrealist society because of our hatred of being isolated from others. As we are an athletic loving society, working together is what we succeed in as well as having one

another's backs and always keeping an eye out for them to make sure all is running

smoothly.

Laws and Regulations Laws Rewards Punishment

All individuals must participate in an athletic event 3 hours per

day (does not need to be consecutive)

If one follows law #1 for a consecutive 3 months then an

athletic-free week is given by the government

Must participate in a triathlon

All citizens must stay in top physical condition

If done so for 5 months then 1 day a week for the next month they are allowed to go to the

beach

Must run 5 miles a day

Must own a pair of decent running sneakers

A new pair of sneakers will be given by the government every 3 months

Needs to participate in athletic events wearing flip flops/sandals

All individuals must be skilled in at least 1 sport

If skilled in more than 1 sport a free years worth of Gatorade is given to that individual

Must play rugby until agreed to learn another sport

Athletes must be respectful to others at all times

Favorite sports team and number will be retired in their name

Must pick up sweat rags and clean dirty socks

All must worship Milan Lucic and understand the game of hockey

Invited on a cruise with him Must be goalie as Lucic takes penalty shots

Education is a must for all children from ages 4-22 (Pre-school - college--> major in whatever they please)

If successfully completed they will be given a job of their choice rather than accepting any job that is hiring

Must got to a military school

Occupations must be obtained after college while still obeying the laws

A choice of what sport they would like to be trained in first

Must go back to college and pay for it

Criminal Activity will not be tolerated

All of Sportsopoly will win a week free of athletics and get to enjoy their time off

All criminals will be forced to be in a triathlon, clean up trash, do laundry and of any help to the government

Family/friends time is important Family barbeques sponsored by the government every Friday and Saturday night

We will force you to have family time plus you have to do 90 suicides...1 for every minute you missed out on family time

Criminal Justice System

3 strikes and you’re out…just like baseball.

• When someone is harmed (theft, assault, etc.) the victim is granted a payed work-free week

• If there is pre-meditated murder on the first strike or any other strike then that person automatically receives the death penalty

• If there is a murder that was caused by accident that person is given 2 strikes...but if they follow the law for the next year with no trouble then a strike is taken away

How do the strikes work?

Death

Technology

1. Sportsopoly allows television to be watched after work, school and athletics are all completed

2. Cell phones are prohibited within the schools and during all athletics

3. All other technology has no time restriction because we feel that too many restrictions will cause disagreements and anger within the society

Economy

Sportsopoly is based upon Capitalism(it’s not exactly like it) where everyone works in order to succeed. There is no welfare therefore the lower class must obtain a job. All

classes are able to move up and down on the scale depending on how much they care for work and athletics. Education is required up through college where the government pays for

the college unless told otherwise(punishment #9). After college the grad student shall pick an occupation and a sport

to play of their choice. Bankruptcy will never be an issue. Not one citizen will ever have $0 to their name because we

allow those who are not paid enough tridents to participate in extra sports activities and we will use our trident making

machine to pay them after 2 weeks of extra work.

Make Sportsopoly YOUR future!

Do you like money?Fairness?Exercise?Education?What about happiness?If yes was your answer, then Sportsopoly is right for you!

Don’t hold back! A healthier happier you awaits!

Work. Play. Relax.