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That the issue of exclusionary bylaws is a contentious one is clear by the way. UW President Doug Wright sidestepped it during the September 21 Board of Governors Executive meeting. Under Waterloo's bylaw, no more than five unrelated persons may live in a single dwelling unit.

On June 6, Mayor Marjorie Carroll asked the university's Board of Governor's for support in her fight against the province's plans to ban such bylaws.

To date, the University has avoided taking a position. While, the issue was on the agenda for the Board of Governors Execu- tive meeting Sept. 21, no decision was made as to whether the university would respond to the mayor's request. Wright provided only a sketchy progress report, stating that the students

' and the city were dis.cussing the bylaw. The issue is now on the agenda for next week's Board of Governor's meeting.

Chamberlain feels the issue should not be discussed at the university level; he says it would be better dealt with at the municipal or provincial levels.

Similar bylaws exist in other university communities: in Lon- don and Guelph no more than four unrelated persons may live in a single dwelling: in Kingston, the number stands at five, but it has been proposed this be lowered to a maximum of three; Missiksauga permits two unrelated persons and one roomer to live in a single unit; and Sudbury has set their limit at three. Kit- chener does not have an exclusionary bylaw.

The Ontario Federation of Stu- dents (OFS) is concerned about the effect of these bylaws on the availability of student housing in an already tight housing market.

bylaw Since 1974, university enrol-

lment has increased by 30 per cent; meanwhile, residence spa- ces have only gone up by six per cent. At the same time, housing costs have risen, vacancy rates have dropped, and affordable housing options have dwindled. In the decade prior to rent control, 26 rooming house units were lost daily.

Those most likely to live in sha red accommodation and rooming houses are students and other low income groups who compete for affordable housing.

OFS is also concerned that the bylaws. in pushing up thecost of student housing, will act as a disincentive to higher education for many young adults. They maintain that exclusionary bylaws undermine OSAP because the program has not kept pace with housing cost increases.

An additional contention is that the bylaw hits not only students, but other low income groups. Opponents of such bylaws have argued that large households are not necessarily more unruly than smaller ones.

When an exclusionary bylaw was proposed by Hamilton, the Globe and Mail reported one alderman objected and called the bylaw "crazy ." Alderman Chris- topherson said it would prohibit six nuns from liviug together while five motorcycle gang members and a family of ten with three lodgers would be allowed.

Municipalities offer several reasons for the bylaws.

Rob Dayman, Director of Pol- icy Planning with the city's Planning Department, argues that parking is a potential problem. He says a single family is unlikely to have more than three cars, whereas five unrelated people could have as many as five cars.

Under current standards one parking space must be provided for a single family dwelling. In

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the case of rooming houses inha- bited by unrelated people, there is a provision for one parking space for every two persons.

However, OFS Researcher Duncan Ivison points out that except for students in Northern Ontario where distances require vehicles, many students do not have enough disposable income to afford cars. The average income of students is under $10,000; persons living below the poverty line are unlikely to own cars.

Federation of Students Presi- dent Adam Chamberlain insists that if the problem is with delin- quent tenants, there are other ways of dealing with them.

"Property standards bylaws e x i s t a n d a ren ' t enforced enough," he says. "They should enforce parking and noise bylaws. I'd love them to do that. The noisy student house is theexcep- tion."

Chamberlain is also unsure whether the exclusionary bylaw can be properly enforced. He

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by John Maaon Imprint staff

Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Car- roll announced on September 28 that she will run for a sixth term as mayor in the municipal elections to be held on November 14. Speaking at a news conference held in her home, the candidate said, "the decision to seek re- election was based On my desire to see our city continue to receive 'positive leadership' that will portray Waterloo as a strong and vibrant community."

Originally appointed mayor by City Council in 1977, Carroll has been acclaimed in consecutive elections held in '79, '81, '63, and '86. Although not substan- tiated, the incumbent may have competition for the first time in over a decade. Councillor Brian Turnbull is reportedly seriously considering mounting a challenge to the mayor's campaign.

Carroll emphasized at her press conference that she has close ties with local business communities and claimed her past leadership has been instrumental in attracting new inves- tors and businesses to Waterloo.

The question for students, who have the opportunity to vote in the municipal election is, "What is Carroll's record on the concerns and interests of the universities and students?

Federation of Students Presi- dent Adam Chamberlain says, "I would not say she gives particular support to students and their concerns. but I think she has been reasonably fair. She definitely does not have any open animosity for students."

This opinion has been questi- oned recently as the mayor has led a campaign against the provincial government's proposed

legislation to ban exclusionary bylaws within Ontario's municipalities. The bylaws, presently effective in six cities, are making students' quest for reasonably priced housing extremely difficult.

In June, Carroll asked UW's Board of Governors for support in the city's drive to convince the Peterson government that the bylaws are in municipal rather than provincial jurisdiction.

Asked if the mayor was not being extremely callous in re- questing the university to come out in opposition to the needs of its students, Chamberlain said, "Yes, she is asking the university to go against the well- known position of its students and the university; even taking a stand on this issue, would not be wise. Politically, it (the mayor's request] is very poor judgment."

Students repjesent approxi- mately one quarter of Waterloo's

population but have areputation of poor turn out at elections. If they were to vote for candidates which espoused the concerns of students then possibly the barri- e r s s tuden t representa t ives often encounter at City Hall would be broken down.

One student is actively considering altering student representation at City Hall. Federation of Students Vice-president [Op- erations and Finance) Shane Carmichael is measuring his options but is still leaning toward running as a city councillor in the up-coming election.

Enumeration is necessary to vote in the November 14 election. This can be done at City Hall or by contacting the Federa- tion of Students office on campus. Exercise your rights by putting a stamp on the future of Waterloo City Council - Vote on November 14!

Waterloo Mayor Marjorie Carroll

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Free Trade Agreement

Dependence could increase best conference ever >y Marie Ssdivy mprint staff

The Free Trade Agreement ~ o u i d increase our dependencr In and vulnerability to theinter. lational economy. Chair of the 7oalilion Against Frke Tradt vlarjorie Cohen told hersmsllesl mdience ever. About twent) Ieaple gsthered Tuesday to heal he economist in the second talk > f a four-pert UW arries op fret rade.

Cohen emphesized thst can^ rda is very tradedependent with I0 per cent of our national in. : a m coming from exports. apan derives 15-17 per cent ai Is income from trade; for the J.S. the figure is seven to ten per :ent. Cahen said expanding our rade markets would anlv in.

manufacturing sector. Canada treated as national industries traditionally exports resources whether they are IocatedinCan- and products which do not ada or not; this means that require much labour. American companies doing busi-

Although the guvcrnment ness are eligible for the same states social services are not af- types of grants available tocan- lected bv the agreement, Cohen adia" industries.

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Another related conlerence discussed the Aresmus Project in Europe which is directed'@' ward the coming dissolution of all internal barriers in Europe by 1882. The programme encour- ages students to take one year of study at a university iqanother country, speaking a different language. Doug Wright teela this programme will eventbally be. nefit UW students, g idng them broader horizons. :

Wright expressed thesense of honour he felt a t the prfvilegsof signing a Magna Certsbn behalf of the University af Waterloo. The Magna Carta is a alatement of freedoms and responsibilities for universities which might hsve significant relevanos in. North America.

The Universit of Bologna i s the parent-school to institutions like the University of Paris end in turn to other notebleuniversi- ties such an Oxford and Cam- bridge. Throughout history. figurea such aa Copsrnicus. Tho- mas Becket. Dantes, and Mar- coni studied at the University of Bologna.

University of Waterloo Presi- dent Doug Wright. recently returned from the University of Bologna in l t d y where he had been invited to attend conferen- ces celebrating the nine-hun- dredth anniversary of thst institution. The week-long event attracled presidents and rectors f r a m a p p r o x i m a t e l y f i v e hundred universities and colleges around the world.

By far the finest conference he had ever attended. Wright said

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be permitted. ~ h e s e include mers. She poiited out a recent management of hospitals, homes government report which ex- for the aged and for the handi- presses doubt that any benefits capped, ambulance services, would he passed on totheconsu- home care, medical and health mer. Isbs. and non-university post- Cohsn also esid the govern- secondary education. ment would have to make up for

The agreement facilitstes bath the loss of revenue caused by lo- across-the-border trade and the wered tariffs: she exDects lo see setting up of services within the other country.

Cohen fears free lrsdein these aervicea will increase the prss- sure for private delivery. Privst- ization usually reeults in leas access to serviess and poorer quality, she said.

The agreement would also make shifting of servlces fram the private to the ublic sector virtually impoasibfe. Were the government to try implampnting public euto insuranceorextend- ing the Csnsde Pension Plan, it would first have to get permission from the United States: the Canadian Government would slso have to ensure that no Americen interests would he harmed. It would hsve been impossible to bring in medicare had that type of srrsnpement ex- isted, said Cohen. According to Cohen, economic relations colour political relations.

Cohen stressed that service providers receive the right to be

an increase in the sales tax. She also expects that sales tax will cover all manufactured goods and service transactions.

Cohen slso cautioned her audience to remember thst the

ush far free trada is coming Prom large multinational corpo- rations who would benefit if they didn't h e w to be located in Canada in order to carry on ta- riff-free trade. It would be to their benefit to locate in certsin

he was leased lo see th i l many areas o f ~ o n c r r n here in Cansds were addressed bv reorrsenls-

:reese our dependence * and iulnerability.

Cohen strewed Canada's trsde iependence and vulnerability iia-a-via the United States bs-

tives with similar &nc;rns fram amund the world.

Same of the topics covered were "The University In The World Today." and "The Univer- sity Related To Social Change. Culture. ScientificResearch, and Profeestons." Speakers included Nobel Laureate. Dr. Frederico Mayor [director of UNESCO). and the "Uncrowned King of Italy." G. Agnelli (hesd of f is t) .

:awe almost 80 per cent of our rude occurs with that country. ihe said. in free trade, arohlema

southern slates where wagesare lower I ~ P ~ D ~ ~ ~ O O I W O I ~ C I I P ~ ~ S - 'atinn, and heattnn costa RIY lower than in Cans&.

Despite the governmenCs excuse that Canada needs free trade to protect us from Ameri- can protectionism. Cohen msin- GRADUATION taina we are not exempt from their countervailing under the agreement.

"We have opened our markets. hut the Amerioans have donelit- tleinreturn except tol?wertheir tariffs." said Cohen.

PORTRAITS

UW dialogue with Soviets underway

ikely ia be adversely affected Some hsve said Giaenast has

cameta the University of Water- loo. At ony rate, the leod of June '88 Kilchener-Waterloo Record ort icle agreed. During the summer. the official Dress

3000th issue. Our attention is on youlh and student life, but, because there is only one newspaper at the Moscow Bauman Higher Technical College, we take into account the interests of all graupa, including lecturers.

I re ihe servrcc arctorbnd those nnnufaclurmg tndustrtee where rornen are concentrated. 88/89 Grads he rnanufa;turmy ssciur 1s easy o see The most vdnerable are he texttle. rlothtnn. and food Jostens h a s been chosen t h e official agency of !he SO& ~ m b o k s ~ in

Ottowo. Novosti, contacted Im- prinl to solicit questions which could be directed to Soviet student leodar VlodimirCurbolikov

~ r a d u a t ~ o n ponratt photographer for h e followong faculties lhls semester

,roceesingindustries. The tax- ile and clothing industries are he largest single employer in nenufecturing, she said; they m o u n t for seven per cent of the mtionel income.

Women make up the bulk of hose employed in these indus- ries. Most of these women are minigrant, older. have low edu- :ation levels, and often do not ipeek English or French.

"These women are not well- ,laced to go after the higb tech nduatriss that the government iays will open up." said Cohen.

Coben alsoatressed that due to ncreeaed com etitionunder free rade, we woufd naedlegislation 'svuring the employer. She feels ha t emplayera will have to cut :osls in wagee, and they will l a v e to cut corners in health and ~a fe ty . etc. She sees this type of egisistion an blackmail a n the worker; the worker will have to ~ccept poorer working candi- !ions and lower weges in return for s job.

Cohen slso expressed concern that thegovernment has fsiledto oroduce a pepart on theeffects on lhe servicesector; this sector ac- :aunts for two-thirds of Cana- is's income, and employs 70 per :en1 of the work force. Most women work in this sector.

While Canads is not a major exoorter of services. the US. is

posl-graduates and ~intwrarory arsislancea. Wc therefore have several mint.pages. The newspaper '~ youth department, run by studrnle enjoys the greatest pupular~ly. It has ils e d m r , dr. signer. pholu correspondent and authors whose motto is "Stu-

PLEASE CHECK YOUR TIME: in o Moscow press conference.

in the ~Dvie t union: Also, through. Novosti. Im-

print wos twinned with o campus newspaper ol the Moscow Boumon Higher Technical Ineti- lute. What will follow in the remaining Imprints of thefolllerm will be news exchonge orticles from the Soviet campus newspaper. the Boumanets. The tup- ics which will becoveredinclude o general introduction (pub- lished todoyl, student parlicipo- lion in Collcge affairs, free time. hobbies. leisuretime, student in- came, port time jabs, fomily life and student occomrnodation.

dents to Students." I would des- cribe my mle in thisindependent student psge as consuitative.

The newspaper has only five professional journalists who do the planning end editing. Thear- ticlis are wGittsn mostly by non- professianals , among them students. lecturers. reoresente-

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llves of voluntary orgahirattane and administration, and those who have something to say.

Only a year ago we experienced e dire ehartsae of materials for a really ;nterestm# four-page newopspercummgoul lrr!re s week Toaa, we exoe. rience dire shortage of space:80 we are planning to edd more pages to the newspaper.

The content of publications has changed very much. Purely informational article8 are no longer in demand, and every feature reflects a problem. Credit for lhie must be given not so much lo theeditorsas to thecur- rent chmaes in Soviet societv.

I am d a d that Bournonsts and lmprincare startmg anexchange of materials on student lifeinour colleges. We are reedy to answer ell of your questions and discuas differenl problems students have todealwith. Ihoaethlr will help "a und...,and A h othc. better and establish indirect and direct contacts.

Now 8 few words about our newspaper. I t ia oneof theoldeat Soviet student newspapers and its first issue came out on Febru- ary 18. 1923. A ear ago wecele- brated the pu%ticstion of its

~ e o p k ar; no longer afraid ia speak the truth. They demand solutions to theirproblems by all available means, including the press. Our worP has become .hi

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4 Imprmt, Fr~day. September 30, 1988 NEWS

Letson elected new college president by Sonla Bjorkquist Imprint staff

St , lerome's College recently appointed English professor Douglas Letsunasits next president. The event marks a "miles- tone" in the college's history, since Lelson will be the first lay person to serve as president in the Roman Catholic college's 124-year history.

Recent amendments to thecol- lege's act of incorporation have made it possible far non-Roman Cstholic priests to become president of the college. Previously. candidates lor the position had ta be priests and members of the Congregation of the Resurrec- tion, the college's founding group.

Letson, a 48-year-old Kil- chener native, has been s member of the college'^ teaching staff since 1807. He has fulfilled many position8 within the col-

academic dean in past years. He plans to continue teaching

Douglas Letson is the first lay person t o become president of. St. Je romes College at t h e University of Waterloo.

community at large js very im. professor. Letson was named a portant, as is initiating fund. full professor in 1987, on the ra i s ing programs. I n t e r n a l bssisofhisexteniivepublishing relations include general admin- record. iatration, working with college St. Ierome's College has an en- budgets, overseeing faculty and rollment of just under 1000 stu- final mediation i n d l e g e busi. dents. which has beenincreasing mas . substantially in past years. The

~ ~ t ~ ~ n became a member of college has been federated with the St. as a let. the University of Waterloo since turer in English. while camplet- 1980. ing his doctorate, After moving Letson lives in Waterloo with through the ranks of a~s ia tan t his wife Donna and their three professor and then associate children.

Fed prez needs your help

New building? adviemy board to Dean of Stu-

It only takes a visit toanother dents Ernie Lucy) and the Uni- university campusinOntsriofor versity Development office to be a waterloo student to realize included in discussions regard- that he or she attends a uniuer- ing funding priorities on cam- sit" that is somewhatlackin~re- nna

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Student exchange anticipated

Executive involved in sister-U plans Federation President Adam tionship that promotes an ex- anticipated but for now, the two can re i ie f .Hesa~a hewuuld"iike

by Fohn MacFarlane Chamberlain. and Cordel Green, change of information relevant student councils will exchange to match what we raised with Imprint staff the representative from the Ca- to academic studies." Varmus general information on their re- from lhe

which ribbean University, began a d k - exchanges and awareness cam. spective universities and stu- charitable ona at ions Fund [the logue. UWI consists of a total paigns are some of the sugges- dents. money which is made on Fed

most Of lhe three campuses i n Barbados, lions to achieve these goals. ~ i ~ ~ 1 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ cam. Flicks], hot he is waiting to talk has failed to sidetrack the plans of UW.s Federation of Students, Trinidad and Tobspa, and la- An exchange might involve paigns are being considered. Green see is 'nos'

similar faculties an each campus These would involve having a needed. he ~ e d s are contemplating a maiCa' he pais, as listed in a prop- working with end helping each Jamaica Day up here while h a v with Green* sister relationship with theUni - nss i~hamber la jn present to ,,the". one idea would have wa. ing a ~ a t e r i o o awareness day at who studies at the Jamaican versity of lhe Westlndies [UWII. students, council, are ?a p r o t d u o exporting its computer ex. UWI. On these awareness days. been suspended

The proposal for the reiation- ship was drawn up this summer

mote knowledge and under- pertise while learning from the culture, foodandeducational due to the hurricane, but Cham- standing of each other's culture ~ ~ 1 . 8 developmental studies experience of the sister univer- hape9 reach him as

when UW played host to the In- and way of life as students and department. A physical ex. sity could be experienced. soon as possible. A September ternationai Student Conference ,,Youth Building the Future,,, youths"and"toencoura~earela- changealstudentssndfacultyis Chamberlain mentioned that pfesentatian of the proposai

five hundred dollars was raised Federation Council has been put at ,he ~ ~ i l ~ ~ . ~ OD hold until cammunications this month at Fed Hail for Jamai- a'e

by lohn Mmmon get in to look for their books and another half hour to pay for the books gave me the idea. Eve-

Federation of Students Record ryone hates these gigantic iine-

Store John Jangerius UPS 80 I see no reusan why it

has assumed the operational re- will no1 ga over weil." said Ion- Cyclist run down Fed spansihilities of the Feds Se- ge2y& the three by David Thomaon a nearly vertical rear window

cond-hand Bookstore. Already term, book services will re- Imprint stmff that has s short trunk sloping l o n ~ e r i u ~ promises improve- v,,t to the downstairs CC site down to the bumper. The tail menta inovercrawdingandcom- leaving l lOfreefor A week ago today, st appraxi- lights consist of multiple horiz- Record student bookings. mately 8:30 p.m.. a ~ouihbaund ant81 lenses covering moat of the

up8 early in the longerius predicts computeri. female cyclist was hit by a vehi- back of the car.

Store terms and incredible mosaive in the Fed.s cle speeding north on Ring Road if anyonewasnearthesceneof manual paperwork will end if w i l i n o i b e ~ o n g i n c a m i n g , A p r o - in front of the security building. the crime and saw a car of the thenew manager has anything to jec t is currently The driver stopped momentarily abovc description please contact sa Permission recently granted which is considering harJ and then sped off. The car is des- UW~aliceextension 3211 or Wa- gets w i t allow room 110in the CC to crlbed as "a navy blue or black terloo Regional Police Traffic be used an overflow area dur. ware and necessary

the first three weeks of the 10 bring computer inventory late model two-door sedan with unit at 579-2211. extension 530.

new winter term. The plan cells fora m ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ i h o g t ~ ~ o ~ ' Y e r y ie.

~ J ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ & ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ , " . ~ ~ bour intensive and time consum- i n g , " J o n g e r i u s s t a t e d .

boss studsnts bringing second-hand ,.Everything has to be recorded texts to bera-sald.Theotherhalf msnually, be rechecked put I*I National Delencc D(ltcnsc nationale of the room will house ail engi- in, This gives us stscks neering. math and chemistry stacks of paper that we do texts in order to ease the over- without, For a computer campus crawding in the permanent base- this method seems like a ment Locatiun.

"Seeing everyone getting mad highly inefficient way to be

while they half an hour to doing things. Hopefully thin win change soon."

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Reorganization of Feds sees vacancies arise By lulb Cosgrovs positions. Federation President TherearestillCommission o Imprint staff Adam Chamberlain attributes sitions available for the Boargo;

the slow response to the pro- Academic Affairs. Women's Thie past spring, the Federa- gram's initial implementation Issues Board, and the Board of

tion of Students experienced a during the summer term, and to Cammunications. If you are in- major o rgan i za t i on =hange the newness of the organiza- terested in working with the which estshlishedsChairpersan tion's structure which raquirea Federation of Students, stop by and supporting Cammissionsfor recruiting on behalf of thechair- the Fed office in Campus Centre each Federation Board. The re- persons. room 235 for an application sult of this o ~ a n i z a t i o n over- Chamberlain asserts that the form. heui w a s the creation of reornsniration of the Federation -- - A

n u m e r o u s ~ e d ps i t i&, and a executive allows for the flexihil- greeter opportunity for inter- ity of addittonal commission po- ested students to become in- sitions lo be created to meet vnived with the ~ e d e r s t i o n students'intersats.Thcbaricor- I Canada I ~~~~ ~~~~

u n d c ~ a specific job title such as gmizatian atructuraofchairper- Commissioner of Publicity or song in charge of a set number of Creative Arts Board. boards is not scheduled to

change. It in ihe commissions Difficulty has been ensoun- within those boards which are

tered in filling all the available conducive to chsnga.

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6 imprint. Friday. September 30. 1988 COMMENT

/ Editorial 1 It was pathetic

Alcohol Awareness Week w a s indeed pathetic. By no means were many s tuden t sawareo f the event which trans- pired last week. A s evidence t ha t the event actually occurred, a computer. (Speakeasy], wh ich i s able t o judge drinking habi t s w a s onloan t o theBombshelterandFedera- t ion Hall from the Ontar io Federation of Students.

A special presentation, a speakers series, ad i sp l ay se t u p by the brewers a n d distillers of Ontario, andan impres s ive poster campaign were nowhere to be seen.

So apar t f rom ordering the computer Speakeasy f rom OFS, l i t t le else w a s done to make the week a success. Student onlookers will easi ly presume tha t alcohol awareness on th is universi ty campus i s a low priori ty.

S tudent leaders wi th in the Federation of S tudents will disagree w i t h good reason. According to Public I ssues Board Chairperson Mar t in Loeken, the Federation of S tuden t s have budgeted $1500 for alcohol awareness programs. Loeken believes most of the money remains untouched.

Puh s taf f on campus a r e a l l required to lake a three-hour course to incn:sse thpir o w n s l c o h d awareness . And, while student governments on campus from the Feds tu t he re s l - dence councils at tended a presentation where t hey watched a Labatt 's representative push his product, they a lso heard a n impor tant message f rom a representative f rom BACCHUS [Boost AlcoholConsciousness Concerning the Health of Universi ty Students ] .

Admittedly, the Federation's Alcohol Awareness week w a s hooked dur ing t h e summer te rm a n d was most likelv a " - v i c t m of a lack of continuity. Loeken indicates alcohol awareness o n campus m a y be turned in to a n ongoing pro- g r am ins tead of a one-week highlight.

Regardless of the intentions of concerned organizations on campus, the message promoting alcohol awareness on campus h a s most likely not been relayed to UW'sfirst-year s tudents a t a t ime when i t i s crucial.

In the w a k e of a failed Alcohol Awareness Week comes Oktoberfest. Let's a t least hope t ha t universi ty s t uden t s have one thing clear: It's a tupid to dr ink and drive.

I Contribution list ( Sonia Biorkquist, Paul Brake. Adam Chamberlain. Richard Clin- ton. Ocndley~Steven Cook Stout Curlcz lulie Cosgrovs. Liaa Doi- Ion. Paul Done. Scott Fleck. Tmcey Goldhar. Tyler Hsmmund. Glenn Hsuer. Derik Hawlev AnnelsHeeds lill lavce. Andv Koch.

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Stecey obi.. ]ah" ~ e c ~ s ; l a n e . Louise Murphy, fohn Ryan, Gil Scott. Renate Sander-Regier. Mike Shirrif. Kevin Shoom. Mi- chelle Simmons. Marjaliisa Ta per. Henrietta Veerman, Craig Walker. Dqrek Weiler. Chris Wod)skou, lohn Zacheriah. LssiaZar- nisk. Shahna Kaufman

Headline hunter Lsst Friday was very unusual.

There was something in the air.... s~ i r i tua l . almost. coulda' . ~ ~~

been the full maon orthenumber of ales L quaffed, but I doubt it. Friday night was the night all of Canada had looked forward to formore thansmonthandahalf .

Ben Johnson did what no human thought was possible: He ran the loo meters in under 8.8 seconds. Big deal. He lost it sllin less than 48 hours. H e went from God-like status

- once worshipped by small. mindless, adorable children. paid big cash for endoraementa. friend and all round swell dude - to the destroyer of a nation's dreams and hopes.

What a bunch of map1 The last time I checked, Ja-

maica was still trying to rebuild after the effects of Hurricane Gilbert. Does snvane care?

Not All most of you snivelling lit-

tle milksops can think of is Ben Johnson. Can't givea uy sbreak can you? What did f e do that was really so bad? Did he bar- hsque a couple of nuns? Nol Did he kill your mother and rape your father? ... Nah. So what tha hell is wrong with everyona?i?

Evan convicted criminals are givens aecond chance by society and apparently what Big Ben (as he used to be called affection- ately] did wsa not s crlme in the real sense. Who was hurt the moat by the positive result of the

I Friday. Sept. 30 - 1:30 M o n d a y , Oc t . 3 - 3:30 Monday, O c t . 3 - 7:00

I New and old writers wejcornel I

drug test? I know I wasn't; I'm still broke: Elvia is still dead: Mi- chael Jackson still has bad breath; the sun did riaess it will until it explodes. And when that hap ens you'll have something rrsl!y importent lo worry about.

Don't any of you have anything more crucial to do than jump on and off bendwan ons and don't look at me with t%ms highly judgmental eyes of yours. One minute Ben lohnson is a national and COP orate ~ P B B S U I ~ :

the next he's a gum, 8 shell of a human being, disliked and mia- trusted by an sd i r e nstion.

What I wanttoknowia wholet who down? I [and thisis only my persons1 opinion) still like the guy (though I don't personeliy know, but that's not the paint]. 1 still regard him a s an accomp liahed athlete -he still has the world record in the one hundred [you remember the one he set in Romel. I don't know. mavbs I've had &e too many boot; to the nuts, but I think the media blitzkrieg should slow down s teenaie-wsansie bit until all the facts ere in.

Mike Shirrlf

I Hit and run

Lsst Frlday evening a Water- loo student wee atruck dawn on Ring Road by a spaeding dark aedan. The victim, who was still conscious after being thrown from her bicycle in front of the security building, was rushed to the hospital and may require surgery far a lag fracture.

The sedan, although still not identified, has possible dsma e to the front left comer of the icle, increasing the possibility of the driver being found and charged Did the driver. who reportedly slopped for a cau le of minutes before irresponsibfy de- sertina the victim. ouicklv can- t e m p l a t e t h e i r ; rve&rble rtpercusslons of being charged w t h h,? and r ~ n ? A r n m ~ n d r..

ited'csreer choices: Numerous factors may have

oontributod to Fr iday '~ accident. such ma the ~ o o r linhtina and

clirt and the driver, howevar. could have reduced the chances of such a collision. Automob~le drivers need to be more cautloua of syslt.ts and psdsstrrana on Rlng Road, and drive rcsponsl- bly ( I t . soberly and slowly]. es- prclally in the evenmg. Tbaonus Is nn th, ryrlmtr, on the other hand, to spott antghl hght onths front of the b~cycle and reflcc. 101s on the bark to 5ncrr.ss ws- tbtlbty. An approved cycle helmet can revcnt posh~ble head rniuries if an acmdent does OCCUP.

Hindsight i s a wonderful thing. Friday's accident is s reminder of our reaponsibillties while operating any vehicle, and a catal;at to improve those constant safet hazards such as in- edeouate Enhtinn. ihsl olanue . . the ;niversGy campus.

If you have any infor--..on concerning Friday's h n d run. please contact the UW Pollce at

hpfint , cc 140 lack tors on of Ring oocaaional Rosd. &sd Both the moni- cy. lulia Casgmva

Mother Teresa:

No misuse of influence To the aiitor.

This is in regard to Lyn McCinnis ' Im r h t editorial "Misuse of inffuence. It contained glaring sophtstry end its pro-abortion slant waa ohvioue. The theme of it was that Mother Tereee had no right to speak out on the pro-life cause. The implication throu hout theentire article was t i s t the abort ion question has been once and for all settled in favour of the pro- abortionists. I s sv "imnlicaiion" . . because nowbere ~n the editorial was a rational defense of theas . Sumptlon offered.

I will list some of the fallacies of the editorial in order:

Mother Teresa ~ i a m c d thst s mother shuuld be ~ t l l t n g to dre fur her c hdd MrClnnls refutes t h ~ hy sskmg how her family would feel ebnut lhts The proh. lem w t t h t h ~ is that the d e c ~ s ~ o n 01 s u ~ h e mann i l~de rannul be solely determLed on the basis of how others close to her will feel. For example, in war time one might he required to sacrifice his

life for his country even though his lass may rieve his family.

McCinnis Ajects to the concept of moral authority. An interesting hit brought out by pro-sho~tionists time end agein is that because men cannot become pregnant they have no right to oppose abortion, What reasoning i s given for thi.7 The underlying assumption is thst human reason cannot distln- guish right from wrong, that values arc purely subjective and one only has a right to express what he or she wants to do i n s given situstion. We can see this today where those who declare moral absolutes are labeled "self-righteous:' and those who state intellectus1 certitudes are called "narrow-minded." Not only is such e philosophy of re- lativiamself refuting hut terrible consequences would flow from it if it were put into practice. If a person were a law unto herself as the pro-abortionists imply [pro-choicet) the logical conclusion would be a rule by forceend "might makes right" in society. The pro-life contention is thai choice hss limits.

The Suprema Court decision against the old abortion law (wsa ) used as smmuni t ian against the right of Mother Teresa to express her opinion. This commits the fallacy of sp- peal to inexpert authority. If s judgmsnt is given by a court - even the highestcourt of theland - it does not mean that it is mural History has man) exem- plcs of evil l ud~men t s by rnurls of svris entrenched in l ax

The most irrational statement made by MeGrnnls was rn the final osranrsoh. He states that . - . freedom of expression is essan- tial, then contradicts himself by implying thst because Mother Teresa had aplatform [her fame] by whlch to speak out she hadno right to do so.

Althounh I have vet to see a fully rational a r g u m h supporting ihe pro-sburi~on posltinn. let us hope thet those presented in the future arc more wanhv 01 refutation

A free gift from God? To the editor.

Do you went to he s t peace wiih yourself7 Or turn your life around and start all over? Maybe you're looking for asau- rance thst life does get better. bath here and after death? Well yuu can have thst assurance and peace. I'm not talking aome form of self-help psychology, hut about a personal and lasting encounter with lesus Christ.

I know what ou're thinking- y~ know all d o u t Christianity rom 1.v. evannelisis. Or some

Christians you-know aren't any different from anybody else. You're sick of hearing about the squabbles end sbuses of the so- cnlled Christian church. Fine. Because that's not what I'm here to talk about.

Let me take you hackintimato first century jerusalem. The most contrnversial man of ell time has just risen fmm the grave. Over 500 eaplein st lesst ten different p t c e a saw him after his resurrection. He ex- iatcd. He overcame death. He claimed to he God and the only way to Gad. And he's still alive today. The early church didn't preach an organizetionor a set of rules. hut s person: the Lord Jesus Christ. Real Christianity ia nothing more than an intimate. gfowing ,relationship with a risen saviour.

It m not fnllowmg the leneom- msndmcnts I t is nut llvmge dr- cent lrfc It r. not repuler r h u r ~ h attendance. It is &I baptism. regular giving or being raised in a Christian family.

None of these things, while good in thsmssives, ceuse you to became a Christian. A living re- Islionship with Christ is not earned: it is s free gift from God. We can accept it or reject it hut

never in e million years could we earn it. The required payment is an absolutely perfect, immseu- late life. Could you or 1 claim to live one?

God demonstrates his amaz- ing love for me and you by pa ingthe ticket to heavenwecoufd never pay. He allowed his perfect son esus to die on the cross and d e r the agony of hall in our place. To receive Gad's gift of new life, we decide to turn from our present way of living

and believe thai Christ paid the cast of our trip to heaven. Then we experience the peace of God's forgiveness and a meaningful and lasting personal relationship wiih him in Jesus. In Acts 20:21. Paul says, "I hsve declared to both Jews and Greeks (nowlews) thet they muat turn to God in repentance and have faith in our Lard Issue."

WPIRG is not evil A8 an organizaiiort that criti-

cally analyzes today's power structures to overcome social in- justicca we welcome critical perspectives fmm other groups and individuals. However, we must take exception to two recent articles in the Imprint.

First let us thank Mr. Guy for his letter of support. Obviously his letter was mi~construed hv

When we strip sway the rha- torlc, we find that Mr. Tarr is concerned about t he way WPIRG derive8 rta fundlng. Al- thounh i m o m t . CKMS end tbe ~ed&t ionbf Students all derive their funding from an optional snd refundable fee he chooses to focua entirelv on WPIRG. We therefore giv; little credence to Mr. Terr's position on this isrue.

If you don't support the work we hsve dona an acid rain. toxic

the editors of imprint who 1;- waaie,municipalwastemanage- belled it wrongly "WPIRG lesser ment, excess packaging, etc. of two evil@." Mr. Gu in no way then cross us off your fee ntate- imolies in his letter tKat WPIRG ment or set a refund, but don't is an '"evil" and instead refers to . ask us in~solat ion from other orus as a "respected univenil re ganizations to conduct sreferen- search HopeLu; durn or surrender our funding. the Imprint will he more careful Referendums are costly end ti- with its choice of headers far fu- me-consuming. We prefer to de- lure letters to the editor. vote OU1118SOUPCe8 to

It ia also unfortunate that Mr. environmental protection, ad- ~ s r r must use vindictive terms dresslng smial injuattces, and such as "blighted" "duped" and providing opportunities for stu- "fraudulent" to refer to WPIRG dent involvement. and the student bad of UW. His choice of terms borJers on libel. C-emn Wrisbt

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~yer, they do contribute to groundlevefsirpollutionand they are on-hiode redable. non-recyclable and made from non-renews- le petrocfemical products. Dart Cup Ltd. uses the hydrocarbon pentsne as ablowingsgent

1 "puff up" their polystyrene. Pentane is a contributor toground vel amog pollution. In the work environment. it is an irritant to ,as, nose end skin. While the s p roximste 420.000 styrene cups used s t UW per

tar have a cobsctive "useful" life of only 4 years (hssed on 5 inutes per coffee), and a collective'useless"life of thousands of tars as garbage in nearly-full landfills. the Dart Car oration ~smlaaes this concern. Although the may atate thnt "wRen but d in a landfill, foam cup, a n as s t a h and harmless as rocks. !is is not the resl issue. The resl issue centres around our over- urdensd landfills and our need for waste reduction strategies tat deal with the problcm at its source, before the garbage i s .n.t..l --.-" Canadian consumption of pol styrene manufactured tnto dts- m h l e c u p totalled a .8w.wo~t lograma m 1888 Crrtarnly t h ~ be of non.renewable resources isquest~onablem ssocwty fscma !creasmn lsndftll snsca, increesrnn laudfill costs end f m t c net- I A psrtiel ~olu l ion to thia mhiem Is to replace foam wpm with #per cups. Although Dart ld iebes "paper ru a are.. essentially , more drgradabla then foam CUDS" a aludv i one st the Uniuer- I 8 ) o l VeFmont found that eve6 though i spe r cups ere often w e d with s thm layer of polyethylene "the aper com onrnts r com~le t r lv bmdenredable 'The "oolvrthv~enerctar~e the rate I microhiel attack fi the (paper] b;i i o t the ultimete extent to

hich it will nccw I . .. . .. . . . . . . . - . . . . . A Packaging Tax should be piaced oa packaging malsrlals that 'e ne~lher recyclable nor made from recycled mstsrrsla. Thi, o d d r n s u n thst the rnsc cost of diapossl i s reflected. A similar x has already been developed tn Measachusetto and other U S . dte8. A better solutionis to tackle thrs prnbirmat thesource-mthe ,flee lme -and avoid the useof disposables ollogcthcr. Instead nubsuribinsto #he "dimpo.ahl.rth~c"try ~he"~onaervcrrth~c. .

18 A Mug lo all Fuod Ssrviees and Student Suctety Coffee and onul shops (except Msth and Computcrl. Useonemug per year stead of Zen foam nr paper disposable cups per term. WPIRC; re-unable mugsaresvnilsblsstths WPlRGofOcaandat rts. Sctoncc. Environmental Studma and Enpincerlng C & Ds for 1.00. F;; more information on weate management ia~ua . on campus. 811 or visit the WPIRG office. room 123 Gewral Services Com- ex, ext. 2578. I

8 Imprint, Friday, September 30, 1988 FORUM

Reader upset by condemnation To tba editor. I am not passing judgement on

lohnaon's nuilt or innocence. n ow ever, i find it profoundly

I realize the Ben Johnson story disturbing that the world - and has received a greet deal of in particular Canada - has con- media attention this week. but I demned the man before he haa lee1 Imust make my contribution had a chance to clear hia name. because the whole situation leaves me with s bsd taste in my John O'Callaghan mouth. 4A Bnsl1.b

Ben lohnson has been tested for drug use eight times during the past year - moat recently after the meet in Zurich one month ago. Not one test pra- duced positive results.

Stanazolol, the anabolic steroid in question, is fast-acting and is metabolized and expelled within three to four days. One wonders why Johnson would knowingly take Stsnozalol prior to the mast im ortant race of his life - espsciaiy in view of the fact that two Bulgarian weigh- [lifters had already lost their sold medals due to positive steroid testa.

Before each race, Johnson drinks a mixture of fruit juices from a water bottle whichsits in his gym hag throughout the day. Based on the extmme nationelis- tic competitiveness of the Olym- ic Games, i t i s entirely athomable that Johnson's drink P

was "spiked or that the chemi- cal testa were somehow influenced.

I Letters Are always

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In reference to "Existence and God: The Philosophical Debate." by Jim McCrea. I address this to Mr. McCres: Having established the superiority of Aquinas' per- ception of the Divine over that of ~"gua t i ne , please tell us what your point is. It would be adven- turous, in the least, to whole- heartedly accept your views on the mutual exclusivitv of pot-

1 ency and act if yauda i o t rebed what you hope to achieve by ar- guing them.

Thank-you for your time and consideration.

D a d Ponech Environmental Studies

TO YOUR HEALTH Facts about eating disorders

To Your Health

Roughly four percent of young women in Can- ada auffer from either anorexla ur buirmm ncr- voas. two serious eating diaordera. Most of these women BPP between the snea of I4 and 25. Whde men can also be a f f a c t s d b either disorder, the ratio of women la men affected rs ntne to one

Rulrrn~il nervoaa. the more common of t h ~ twu. affcrla r ~ u n h l v lo to 1.2 Derccnt a l wumrn aned 14 to 25. It is ihaiacterized by frequent fluctuitions in weight. caused by a cycle of dieting, binge eating, guilt, snd purging.

Purging may be accompliahed through self in- duced vomitinn, the abuse of laxatives, excessive cxercter or pe;rodr uf fastmy All uf t h r w have potenttally sertous side effect^. mcludrng kldney d a m a w e o ~ i e ~ t ~ c seizures. dehvdration snd eiec- t r o lv t~ di~turbances fsodi'um ahd ~ o t a s s i u m im- balinre ran cause 'headaches, jrrrme.s and ~rregular hcartbratsl. Among leas aermus physl- cal problems are the eroamn of 100th enamel and g~s t rnmte s t~ns l d~aturbences.

Anorexla nervosa, especially in its adbsnced R I B ~ ~ R . 18 more esslly ~denttfmd than is bulemta nervoss An snorexrc'a werght wrli drop drsstr- cally, often to as low a s 80oC90 pounds.Approxi. mately 50 percent of anorexics also exhibit characteristics of bulemis, binge eating and purging. The moat serious phyeical and psychological problems experienced by an snorexic, however. are usually a direct result of weight lose: lowered heart rate, body temperatureandaverallmetabo- lism as well as growth of line hair on face, back and srma. fatigue. and reductioninsexualinterest are just a few of these pmblems.

If you suspect that you, or someone you know. ma" be suffering from sn estinn disorder. here iss lis;of addition2 warning aig&: - excessive concern about weight, shape and c a b

tng at food - nuilt or shame about eatinn - feeling fat when not aver&inht

frequenl checkmg of we~ght i n a ~ c a l e - irregular menstruat~on.loss uf periods - dc~ress ion and lrritabdilv ~ ~~~~~

- social withdrawal - disappearin after meals for secretive vomiting

~rofeeaiana! help is essential to overcome ano- rexia or bulemia. 1f you realize you have a problem, talk to someone about it.Asood placetostart ma be a doctor or counsellor in the Health and ~ d t y Building on campus (or your family doctor. if possible]. Further assistance may be obtained through the K-W Hospital (usually reserved for very serious or advanced cases. in conjunction with a family doctor]. Community groupa such as Shalom, Interfaith and Catholic Family Counsel- ling also offer counselling for those with eating disorders. If what you are looking for ia people to talk to who share your problem, a woman in the K-W area runs a self-help group. For those who know someone with an eating disorder and wish to get involved, an area support group known as Friends and Relatives of Individuals with Eating Disorders (FREED] holds free meetings twice monthly. Prafeasionsl s taff are on hand at these meetings.

For additional information on any of these groups, contact either the Health and Safety Re- source Network oncampus (885-1211, ex. 8277) or the K-W Hospital (742-3811. ex. 23841.

The Heoith ond Safety Resource Networkis your liaison to health and safety information, Just write (c/o Thelmprintl orcoli885-1211, extension 6277. The office i s locoted in Roam 121 of the Health ond Safety building lncross Ring Rood from Campus Centre) and weinvite you in to talk to one of our volunteers. Also, see the HSRNBul- letin Boord in the southwest entrance of Comous , -~~ - - ~

ries Centre fpr onswers to questtons ond other inter- -restrictingfnodchoicestodiet foodsandlorpick- esting health ond safety informotion.

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I~anadian Campus I Memo ~ o a r d

York University

The structure of the student government st York will be chsng ing draaticslly. In addition lo the existing central Council ofYod Student Federation, and Collene councils, student novernmentr are to be formed at the facultflevel.

Yark has installed s new computer catalogue reference systen in five of its libraries. Billed as an improvement over the olc GEAC system. this system is expected to hsve less lag and re. sponse time. However, it will not be fully operational until May

U n i v e r s i t y o f British Columbia

The L RC hbrsry 15 gmng h ~ g h 1*rh 5250000 was spent or cumpurer terrn~nnlo fur 118 calaluginp system A I~brnr) spokes man aatd sn ~ d d l t ~ n n n l 51 r n l l l m ~ is nradcd

A controversial clause has been added to the university's AlDS policy. Some feel the clause, which states that AlDScarriers art

University o f ' w i n d s o r

All university departments were hit when the library was forced to cancel $250.000 in periodical subscriptions because the budget cannot cover the price increases. This cut is in addition to $90.000 in canceled subs~criptions last year.

U n i v e r s i t y o f G u e l p h

The Ontario Veterinary College has regained full accreditation. The college had been demoted to limited sccreditetion due lo jnacceptable facultyistudent ralius, limited funding. out-dated acilities and eouioment. It is exoected that the accreditation will w u l t in high& &lity edueatibn at the college

A Staff Association strike was narrowly averted. Three key tems were added to the previausly unacceptable offer: an addi- bond 11 5 per cent wsye ;ncreaw &np the m c r p a w to O R R per :em. three paiddays of pbtornnty .caw and the rreatlon o f a j o ~ n l :on~ultat8ve commlllw lu conddcl a salary revie-.

University o f W e s t e r n Ontario

The univers~ly'a ub closed for s day on September 22 hccausc ,f a l~quor law rmfation. A loss to f $4.000 to 15.000 is expected. Ibe loss w ~ l l have en adverse efferl on other student servlcea.

The days are numbered for the university's escort van. Funding s not available, lnsteed, a committee on women's safety is edvo- :ating a foot patrol.

University of Toronto

Llne-ups for coursechanges woundaround theblock for several lays. Some students camped out overnight to be firat in line to the :omputerrred registrellu" lhol has cnuied n o t h l n ~ but sore feet. ruslralion and inconvenmncc. The system was tmplententcdlht. ;ear in an nttempt to solve problems with overcrowded courses.

A new 552-bed residence is planned and expected to open in ieptember 1991. Last July. Ryersan received a S7.7million grant o build the residence.

Talks at an impasse Continuad horn page 1

doubts it is being enforced el present.

Debbie Middlework of Water- loo's Planning Department says the bylaw is enforced through fines. However, she admits thst these can onlv be imoosed following an investigation. Inorder for the investigation to be initiated, s formal complaint must be lodged.

The Planning Department also argues thst the b i laws are in place to protect students from overcrowded and unsafe situations. A license is required where there are more than lour unrelated people living in s house. However, the sire of the home ~i not taken inla) accounl: four people could lrvc m a twa- bedroom house wt,ereas s ~ x un - related people would not be allowed to live in a six-bedroom single dwelling unit.

Dayman also points out the average family size in Waterloo i s three. He says the bylaw at- tempts to limit the aiaeof houae- holds so that it does not greatly exceed this figure.

An additional rationale given by municipalities is that they should hsve the right to control the character of neinhbour- hondo Such reasons were grvcn In the past for bannrng coloured oeoolrs i n m cerlam conmunl. ~ ~~~~~~~~

i i e i in those cases. they were ruled to be racist and illegal.

- "I don't agree with exclusion-

ary bylaws." Chamberlain sa)s "There is an implication b the mavor that students ares t i rest to the city -1findthatoffenaive."

The Federation of Students has been meeting with the mayor, but according to VPUA Wendy Rinells. the talks hsve reached a stalemate.

"It's not an issue you can talk to her about." says Rlnella. "She won't move."

Students acroas the provmcs have been proteetinp the bylaws.

A coupla of years ago. l lWa Pederat~on of Students m i d the legal fees of a landldrd who fou ht the city on the issue. The lan%lord lost. and the bvlsw re- ~. mains.

Last year. Ihc Unlvcrsit of Western Ontsno chellcngrYthe bylaw m London T h ~ y lost the

L challenge.

McMsster students pitchedup a ten1 in front of city ball when the hylew was first proposed at city council meeting: the student union is currently considering suing the city over the bylaw.

Last Tuesdsy. University of Guelph students staged a tent-in to protest the shortage of sffor- dable housinn in that citv.

In respan& to s t udek can- cerns. last December. Conserva- t i v e M P P C a m J a c k s o n introduced a private member's bill to ban thebylaws. Many Lib- eral MPPs, including Waterloo North MPP Herb Ep did not initially s u p p o ~ t the !ill. How- ever. following the by-election call in London, Premier David Peterson pledged to move on the issue. When the Liberals introduced

Bill 128, a bill which would

J amend the Planning Act, no such provision was contained therein. The government promised to amend it, but the Legislature rose far the aummer before they did so.

In the meantime, studentscon- t i m e to lobby the government. Representatives from universities affected by the bylaws will be meeting with officials from the Ministry of Housing and the Ministry of Municipal Affsira today (Friday September 30).

Ivison. however, feela the meetlng is merely a stalllng tar- t~ un theparlaflhcgo\ernment. numerous maetmnes h a w sl- ready occurred. -

"Peterson has already sn- nnunced that the bylaw in dis- criminatory. They're just buying time: they don't want to offend the muniiipalities: Ivison savs.

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Institute improves Canadian business by Scott Fleck Canadian businesaesereachiev- which usually exceeds 20 per eJge on to the~ratudents. het tie Jordan hopes future plans will Imprint staff ingworld-classquality andeffi- cent of the total sales revenues between U W and business include increased input by the

ciency. enjoyed by manufacturers. (which first led industry to ap- other faculties at U W and Thanks to courses. seminars Since the lnatilule was estab- The seminars incresae aware- nrnach 1IW for aid1 can nnlv he minted out that atatistics are 7 ~ ~ - ~ ~ ~ - ~ ~~~ , - - ~ ~ - ~ ~ ~ , - -

and consultations offered at lished in December 1985, the ness of the coat of poor qualily. strengthened by the interaction. bnly one way to deal with poor UW's lnstitute for improvement programs offered help combat Courses are givenin performing Th,lnstituteconsistsofenad- quality. Another future goel is in Quality and Productivity, profit loss due la poor-quslity, the statistical analysis campan- s taff and ful l time the inclusion of smaller enter-

ies need to analyze and correct Gail ,ordan, rises in its program so that a production problems, and in the young of statis- groader range of industry can design of productionexperimen- ti,, acts as Director ,,f the insti- benefit.

The use of designed tute. Currently the Department The Institute is offering a ser- hasr!sultedi!d!!- of Statistics and Actuarial ies of lall seminars dealinn with 1. . . Resumes and desktop publishing

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mat'c sav'ngs. Une Of UWs Sc i ence a r e t h e p r i m a r y statistical methods far q h t y 'Iients ssooo designed members involved in developing improvement: the design of experiment to achieve . direct and presenting the services experiments:andqualitysndlhe annual real dollar savings of available for industry, role of accounting. $050.000!

On campus, financial awards are offered for graduate work in areas relating to quality control while grants are offered sup- parting feculty research.

Managerial staff, engineers. and accountants attend the seminars to develop a system to detect, analyze, and combat poor-quality problems. The in- stilute is funded by 18Corparate P a r t n e r s wh ich con t r i bu t e Slo,oOo per year for a minimum of three wars and, in return, receive representatlan on the Ad- v m r y Board of the lnstttuw nnd have a voice in pul~ry.maktng to ensure mdustrv's needs are met

The two-wai communication between industry and the uni- veralty helps both parties. Fa- culty membersinvolved with the program gain cxpoaure to the practical applications of their theory and can pass this knowl-

Toast the festivities with "the beer that made Waterloo famous" l i r c n c d r ight l~crc in i o ~ m in i h r t r d i i t o n t f rhc tm@nal K u n t r h i l ? rccipc

Ihit rcrnclttlx.r Kunl/ '> Old b r r n w i I i u c r Ir ;~:ul,thlc t ~ n l y In tx l r m a . and only fo r a l imi ted t ime . E ~ O ~ one soon. Prosit!

CAMPUS QUESTION

by loha Ryan Imprint daf f

What's the smelliest thing you've ever done?

Herded reindeer. Iim Harmon Arta

Shovelled horse manure. Traeey Ehl 2A PIana in~

:hanged a litterbox. Heather Hemltock 91ts

imptisd 1s greenhouses of .otten tomato plants. lob Minor

Stood close to you, dork. Do you bathe? Shawn Gerard 3A Turnkey Studies

Cowtipplng (leaning egamst cows until they fall d e e p then runnihg a w a y and watching them fall over). Gist Dillon IS

NEWS. Impr~nt. Friday. September 30. 1988 11

State of grads at UW The official Report on Gradu-

mte Studies 1887.88 was tabled by lames S. Csrdner s t last week's Senate meeting. A more complete summary of itti cun- tents is presented here for the benefit of those interested in pursuing a graduate program.

Enrolments in graduate programs has "fluctuated sround 1750" since 1075. Of that. shout 600 have beenPhDstudents.The "steady state" of graduate 91"- dies is comparable with the in- farmstion available from other major universities in Ontario. thouah "national trends ... show a steady and consistent increase through the 1980s."

Fewer foreign graduate students attend Waterloo naw,. in comparison with five yearn ago. "The mesent orooartion af foreign baduate students is not out of line with thst of other Ontario Universities with similar levels of graduate and research activ- it".'' But this "decline in absolute n;mbers and a lessening prapor- lion is a matter of major can- cer".'' The main reason for the decline is the "differential tui- tion fee for foreign students" charged at Ontario universities. This makes it difficult farwater- loo to remain "competitive for good students in the interne- tional sphere."

The report expresses the se- riousness of the problem in the

its and costs of a differential fee and a declining foreign student body. While financial cansidera- lions represent but one part of the issue, I am not convinced that the differential fee has had a dgnificant positive impact on our exchequer.''

The orillin of foreign students

Republic ofChina. Graduat<students fram African countries and Indian subcontinent have "declined dramatically."

Concern is expressed about the length of time taken to "cum- olete nraduate denree ora- brams."ln the ~ n i t e d h t e s ' t h i s riming has lead to concern that the "most able university graduates" are pursuing "a

of advanced degrees in c$i usmess, and medicine" rather than accepting the"risk of failure and the huge time inuest- ments" necessary for "graduate reaearch degrees." Graduate slu- dents at Waterloo take, on average, two years to complete s Master's program and four years to complete a PhD program. This is a im the maximum time usually allowed for completion of the respective programs. The length of timais"consistent with the 'best' 1i.e. shortest) in the province and in Canada."

Another c~nce rne~p rensed by the report involves determining how many people ths tenra l l ina graduate program actually complete it ill some point in time. Completion statistics at Water- loo indicate a conservative estimate would be 80 per cent and a liberal estimate would be 82per- cent, the report concludss.

The report also notes thst graduate students receive financial support frum four "principal" sources not including "private support from outside jobs, loans and family": there is university suppot4 in terms of "Graduate Schaarships. Tsach- ing Aesistsntships. Research Assistantshipa and Scholsr- ships from external agencies ... Average graduate student income fram these university sources and external swsrda in 1987-88 was $10,400."

By way of conclusions, the re- part notes that external de- mands for PhDs "are likely to increase in the very near future at a rate faster than the rate of enrollments and graduations st the PhD level st the University of Waterloo": "a major impedi- ment ta growth in enrollment. especially at the PhD level, has been declining enrollment of foreign students"; and finally, that "completion rates and program du ra t i ons warran! f u r t he r study."

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12 lmpr~nt. Fr~day, September 30. 1988 NEWS

UW Contact Lens Centre approved by Louise Murphy Imprint staff

plained, as oxygen can penetrate the lens material maintaininn a

lenses would increase. Many in- culties including chemistry and dividuals are required to wear biology, as well a s private con- bifocal vieu.4 correction as they tact lens practitioners, is pres- become older due la the physio- ently in the organizing stage. logical changes of the eye. An Researchers at the centre also improved type of bifocal contact engage in collaboration with lens would provide an aiterns- other contact lens researchers tive to glasses for those individ- internationally, includinginves- uals requiring this type of visual tigators in Australia and the aid. United S t a t e s . Dr Fonn

stressed that individuals fram

Studentsenrolledintheschool of Optometry will benefit from the centre i n direct and indirect means. Findings fram the centre will provide students with up to date information on contact

constant supply ~ ! u x y y a n IL the wmea Ailhuunn thew habe hrrn nu ~tnnifwaut ch.twra ill

The University Senate recently granted approval to UWs Centre for Contsct Lens Re- search (CCLR). The centre has been operating provisionally far the past year andis the first ofits kind in Canada.

~ o i t lenses Githin thelast Two to Lhree years, the director believes that rigid gas permeable lenses are very promismg. ~ 7 ~ ~ ~ - ~

lenses trivately. The unique setting of the Cen-

tre for Contact Lens Research will attract the attention of in- ternalianal contact lens companies to the Faculty of Optometry and University of Weterlou which will benefit all members of the university.

The primary objectives of the centre. Dr Fonnexdained, are to

AdGances have been made in rigid gas permeable lens design and materials, making these lenses mare comfortable than

At present the centreis bemg the facuily of Oplomelr) have opersredbys~xop!nmrrr~etasr~d aiwaya been ~ n \ o l w n in re- two admlnr~traturs An a d , ~ . search and colisburst~nn hnm- mrreese public awareness about

contact lenoee a s n e l l s s ~ n r r e e s ~ ma the numher 1,f rndrvduala nhu 'an nedr ~on l ac t l m ~ e s cumfurlably Onl) ten percent of the indlvduala rrqumng V W U H I *,,I ur.ar rllntAI t I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ , nr nlnn

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sory board, comprised of men- ever their work is now officially agement and reseerchsrs in the linked by the centre in order to contact lens industry, members increase both public awareness from University of Waterloo fa- and private funding.

the previous varieties. Slnce the unofflcialo enlng of

the centre, researchers gavecon- ducted five nroieets with a var-

remarked.

Imprint swaps with B aumanets Although other restrictions such as age, and financial limita- tions do exist, the small percentage is mainly attributed to ignorance regarding the existence and variety of contact lenses available.

Researchers at CCLR have been investigating both rigid and soit gas permeable contact lenses in several clinical trials. Gas psrmesblelensea are health- ier for the eye. Dr Fonn ex-

ular intervals to assess the type and degree of reaetmn thclr &s are having to the lenses. Dr Fonn oleled advs ruseurslwrs urr ulso Continued from page 3

more enjoyable but difficulties still persist. Some are still un- prepared for o en and honest discuesiana in tl!e press andtake

was held 4 7 years ago. We all hope that the coming event will become an indicator of ooenness

the U.S our atudenta would be glad to establish contact with the Imorint. At our reouest. the

testing various new contact lens solutions with the investigation subjects. and rrstrurturmg, end hmdk a

c s n d ~ d and posstbly tough drs. cudslon. m contrast to the f a r c ~ s

coile& saciologicaf cent re ' Noosfera" held an oprnran poll All of those polled were lor such exchsnaes Our students would

In the future the centre plans lo conduct researchonthedevel. onment of a btfocai lens. Wtth

criticism as an affront and even threaten to apply administrative measures against the authors. We slso lack what I would call

of the slsnnstion oeriod. That is why thrdracu3s~6nnfthecandr. dates r h o could represent our college. as well as them sbdity to defend thr prtnctpiea 01 denw-

like lo-know about the life u1 their.peers in Canada, the more so since yo* country is rather popular in the Soviet Union, es- oec is l lv t he C s n a d i s n ice

the advent of the bifocallens, the number of successful contact culture of discussion, but demo-

cratization, slowly but inevitably, ie winning thegrounds. The retrograde will not find it easv

cracy and &ru&uring on be- hnlf of all students a i d staff members was very s e~ lous Thel was confmned bv the election.

hockey.. We are lookin forward to

our letters and dens , dear col- feagues fromlmprint andallstu- dents of the University of Waterloo.

simpiy to ignore the criticism dr make short work of the un- friendly author. Not long agoour president's office obliged the staff to respond to our newspaper's criticism within 10 days.

Inspired by openness and rev- tructuring we are trying tocover the widest possible range of problems, going far beyond the problems of student life. And yet, we are a student newspaper and write mostly about college y b l e m a . In fact, college prob- ems often have a wider context.

Here is an example. Perhaps you know that at the end of June. Soviet Communists will gather for an All-Union National Party Conlerence - an extraordinary event in the Hie of our country. The previous Party Conference

The delegate wa; elected fmm among &en candidate. nnmt- nated by Lhe college faculues and deosrtments. The touah

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seyev. Mosl students agree that he ia progreas~ve-minded end qwtr competent. lncident.dly. he la one af the Soviet cosmonauta.

We would hate to stew in our awn juice. Wewant to know how students in other countries live. what problems they are facing and how thev handle them. In

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On Saturday evening a Wa tm loo student was stunned when r

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arking gate arm lifted anr rake on her head ns she war

walking her bicycle around thr gate. Plant operatlons admit. led the parking metres are mete' sensitive and not weight s e n d tive, as many people believe. ant that e blcycls mey trigger ih, arm so that It is partially el* vved. The extended gate srmc srs baingdsliberstsly usedin th* parking lots to deter cyclist< since the bicycles distort thc metre reading.

It is not known if the cyciie. will persue any legal ection.

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS Imprint. Friday, September 30. 1988 IS

Guyana:

Recollections from South America ~

by Mike Shirrif Imprint a t d f

Whenever I mention the coun-

what percentage of the popule- $30 per pound, potatoes $15 per tion supports itself. Consider pound. A trip to yourlocal dent- this grocery list. ist con ort you back about $ 1 1 0 0 .

Poultry ranges from to but that is relative peanuts com- if can f ind a pared to buying a new car -

erable chicken. Remember thst $100.000-andthisisnoMasersti

These prices ma give new meaning to the termKyper-inf~s- tion. You might humbly assume the income would be close if not on par to the prices.. .WRONG.

Prices and individual or family have little in common.

traders [who are lined up at various locetiana all over Stabroek market' may glve you anywnrre from S J Z 0 0 . 3 3 8 0 0 Gtlydnrse for )our AmPrmn currency t q uf C~yan.8 there are usuaLy

two standard reactions thal i r r - ce lve the f m l be.nn. tsnt that The black market buying and

selling exists because no one deals with the banks anymore.

This ia due to the restrictions placed on a customer regarding the number of withdrawals allowed and the amount to be withdrawn.

:encv trade exists because

most urchase the poui- or even BMW, but your basic Iry still csc&ling. Beef ranges econebax Toyota or Honda (and from $20.30 per pound if, again, replacement parts are really dif- a moo exists in the neighbow- ficult if not impossible to come hood. Bread $15 per lasf, onions by].

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where the lonestow> massacre took place and secondly, which part of Africa is Guysnslocated.

[The second answer usually occurs because of the misnomer that I was speaking of Ghana. which is located in Africa). Guyana is not and has never been port of Africa, but is actu- all" located on the northern

And depending an your jab, you might make as little as $ 1 0 0 a week or as much as $500 a day (themajority of people tend to be within the lower half of the income spectrum). Don't forget

Black market in the curl no one deals with

that since you are lucky enough to hsves iobvou also have toset

the banks anymore. c a s t of South America. bor- dered on the west by Columb~a. south bv Brazil and east bvSuri.

The removal of currency is so strictiv r e d a t e d that even if

there. ' f ra&portal ion cas ts range from $2 to $ 1 8 a dsy.

So, if youaremaking$lSOiwk and spending $10 or more for transportation each day, and you are married (in most csaes the women still do not work], you aren't eating very well and neither is your family.

vou donotiwein the countrv hut " -

nam.

Guyana is not and bas never been part of Africa

spend mure than two mintha linere. )OU are required to get s government docum~nt stating huw much vou are tahrnn irut n l the country - this is t r e same money you brought with you.

When a famii memberarrives to visit, cash girts in foreign currency are a nice touch. It is not thought of ascharity. The reality a l the economic problems ailow pride to take s backseat to the desire of feeding your family.

Returning to Canada gave me s new perspective on economics woes. Guyanaopenedmyayes to the reality of what economic texts apeak of when talking about hyper-inflation. There is no cleesroam quite like the harsh world of Stsbroek market.

Over thenext fewiasuesofIm- print I will try to enlighten you about Guyana, co rnmGt tn~ i n a vsttely uf tnptcs rsngrng from the chanernu role nf women la

Yet what I observed is that most people areliving beyond theirin- come level. This leads me to believe that if it were not for their families who live abroad most of the Guyanese would be starving.

The reason that I can say this (and hopefully get sway with it] is because of the large blsck market currency trade thst exists. If you have large US . bills. say a one hundred dollar bill, the

the chaniing views on technology.

The first topic I would like t o discuss is the bizarre economic make-up ofthecountry (and I sm not usmg the term btzarre In a inow fashmn] After spendma a goud deslaf trmemCuyans [can

Bring lots of money t o this market; on ions in this Guyanese market go for up t o S30Ab. I honestly say I have no reel idea

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Colombian security forces linked to death squad killings

REIGN OF TERROR by A n g h H d s and Michelle Sim- mons

"The man they called thedoctor stood ~n my injured leg while the others hit me with a metal bar. M hands were lied behindmv backand t i e beatinnand krrklng rnntlnllpci i t sppnlp,i mfilr. late them that I wasn't res~tmg."

"Thrv sakad me about oeuole i dldn't 7 ~ ~ 7 ~ ~ ~

mow: b h o mv commander was: who .rcruilcd peu& at the unrveratty - I :ouldnSt answer Next they Ired a black d a s t ~ c hood doused in oaro l aver mv mad. When I t r ~ e d to breathe thepetrdi Burnt my tongue, my throat, s i d my lungs. I got very dizzy and I thought I was noin. to suffocate."

"One of them urinated in my mouth and

forced me to swallow it. .." "When they finally removed the plas-

tic bags. I asked them for water, but the just threw it in my face. My tongue anJmau th were burning so I pleaded with them togive me some water - one of them urinated in my mouth and forced me to swallow it. .."

to rise sharp1 m the early 1980s The organization ides nut know u l any tn- alancr where members of the poirce or military have been convicted for their involvement in "death squad" style political killings and torture.

Colombia has a Long history of political violence, vat in lulv 1987, theabuses of the Colombmn a r k d forces became worse. Followng the c ~ v d war of 1948. 1958. certam factiano of the Colombian comrkmist party set up guerrilla groups which operated from inaccessi- ble Locations usually in mountainous and remate areas.

Since then e continuous atate of con- frontation between the gusrrillss and tha Cnlnrnhian armv ha. o r i n t d Cn-

greatly extend the categories of potm- In the first ten months of 1987 alone. rial victims of the counter-terror stra. mare than 1,000 political killings hsve tegy organized by the army. occurred. Though over 140 death

Until recently, most victims belonged squads have been publicly recognized to the traditional left of Colombian po- by the authorities, not has litica. Union activiale. left-wing politicians, political and been convicted for s political killing. In their families were the original targets fact,some of those in themilitary lmpli- of thssrmy'sterrorprogram.~uttheli~t cated in these abuses have been pra- of victims for the 140 known "death noted.

. .. - - - .- ...-. -. . -. . .. , - -. .. - -- Thismen'soniycrimewaa toecciden- lombia was under e "stele of siege."

tally witness a shooting while waiting This strife made it easy for the army or for a bus. Gilberto Lasso, astudent, was police to detain people without them- shot twice in the leg and themseized by selves being held accountable. Areas of uniformed police after the incident. the countryside have been designated The "death squad" Black Flag issued th is dea th list in t h e city of Cali.

The description of his torturegoes on. "militsrired zones" falling under direct Still more infuriating is lhst after being armed forces control. I I released from hospital, his case went to important changes were introduced court and all charges weredrapped. The when Belisario Betancur became presi. squads'' has been expanded to include Thecaseof Gilberto Lasso, mentioned men responsible for his suffering re- dent in 1882. ~h~ ,'state of e" was people such as human rights activists, above, is not an isolated incident. Con- ceived a small fine and a mere 48 hours lifted when the new president a members of theCanasrvative and ruling S

of confinement in their barracks. dislonue withthe~uerrillasinthehooes Liberal parties. doctors, musicians, sr- n ti

lder the follnwmg iratlmon) ny a iember of the Qu~n lem fami) knuun o here been tortured b) I ~ P Nstmnai #",..."

- ' tints, teachers, journalists. squatters. 1 ben~srs . venrants. orostitutes and ho-

moGxuals. ' Some experts have stated that Colom-

bm may presently be the most v!alent countrv onearthnot actually ensanedin war with an external enemy. T L ~ police snd armed forces have been directly in- valved in the abduction, tortvreandkii- ling of man innocent civilians: some for their b e h s and outspoken opin- ions, others for a8 little as not being entirely supportive oftheseterrorist sc- tions.

These people are the security forces' primary targets. Although any government is presumed to be responsible for the actions of its employees, it would appear that the Colombian overnment is either unwilling or unabk to control its security forces. Amnesty Interna- tional holds the government accounts- ble for the flagrant violatima of humen rights and the abuses committed under its power.

In 1982. Amnesty International began to receive reports a f s b d u c t i ~ s . killing, torture and "dissppearsnces" attributed to an organization known as MAS, an aeronvm mesninn. ironicellv. "death

we were taken from our cells and I recognized oneolthcmen who had come to the farm I l l wen a poi~sr rurporst i n

h o p l a o n their waytoe human rightsdemonstrationarestoppedat a n army checkpoint.

charge of the police station in the iuris-

Over 140 "death squads"

diction." 'Thev wrsDoad m; head in s sheet

have been publicly Conditions in Colombia have promp- of bri?giag violence and human rights recognized by the authorities.

tad Arnneoty International. the wnr d ~ m l a t ~ n n a to an md, andin the hopes of human rights Or$anirstion, to reintegrating the guerrillas into civiilsn s hvmsn rights emergency. Hopefully. Life. Most prieoncra were re- the orgsnization feels, individual letter leased. to kidtmppera." It soon became sppar- writers can bring enough pressure to The dialogue with the guerrillas has ent that the Colombian army was in- bearon Colombian officials to helpsave since mostly broken down and the dele- With the lifting uf the "state of the victims and atop the torture. piorationhascontinuedthroughthepre- .iege: the security forces resorted to

Amnesty has beenmonitoring humati sidency of virgiiio Barco who came to illegal means of operation, including rights abuses in Caiombie for eoms power in 1980. By lul of 1087it became kiilin and in fact controlled the death time. hut sccounts of violations began clear that a decisianiad been tslren to squa8;rl~~.

and a t k e d bbr~ngwats r over my face. After a w h i i I h e d h l m order the men to pour water mto m mouth sndup my noae, which they did: The man ouri ion the water was giltins on my siomach7 The wet sheet sticks to your akin andas water is poured into your mouth and nose ou cannot breathe ..."

" ~ % i l e I was beinn torturad. I coild hem the criaa of a G m a n in a nearby cell. The cries came from Martha who worked on the farm as a housekeeper."

"She was raped by several of the men s t the police station. She also under- went the same kind of torture I had un- dergone. Al the ,,ma. Mallha was several rnun1in. pregnant."

The Quinlero famii was released without charges. They &edformaicom- plaints with the Pracura lo~ General's office and with a criminal court judge. However, no action has been taken against the police officers responsible for the abuses.

HUMAN RIGHTS EMERGENCY DECLARED

The principle cause of death for men between the ages of 15and44ismurder. and most of the 500 political prlroners released undar a la82 emnesty have since been killed, kidnapped or forced into exile.

The victims of torture came from all sectors of Colombian society and are not necessarily politically active. The police, the army and "deslh squads"use torture and disfigurement to instill terror and prevent identification of the

'dead. Most investigetiuns into cases of torture go only 90 far 88 to locate and idenlifv the bodies.

The principal cause of death for men between the ages of

15 and 44 is murder.

In the few situations wherethe police have been convicted of crimes of torture, penalties have consisted of warn- ings and fines equal to fivedays salary. In one extreme case a man was suspended from duty for 30 days.

The evidence implicating the Colam- bian armed forces in tortures, killings and disappearances is repeatedly denied, or simply ignored, by the Colom- bian government. Many of these human rights violations are blamed on "death squads" which thegovernment claims it can neither identify nor control.

Last year. the police reported 14.000 murders had been committed. but some believe the true number to be higher. The government claims only 10 len percent of those deaths are politically linked, the remainder being therespon- sibillty of the "drug mafia." Amneaty lntecnational believes the number of political killings to he a larger share of the total. The drug mafia's illegal export of mariiuana and cocaine exceeds Co- lombia's export of coffee, cotton, bana- nas. sugar cane, and flowers In lermsaf cash value.

The drug cartels are a powerful force in Colombia - more than 1500 gangs linked to the mafia operate in Bogota alone. However, there is little point in comparing the number of victims of drug-related crime with the number of political killings and disappearances. The failure tu combat crime cannot be compared with a deliberate policy of political assassination.

j e n a t o r Va l enc i a (top1 w a s murdered in August; Dr. Gomez was gunned down after a unior eader ' s funeral .

The left-wing coalition Union Patrio- tlca has lost over 450 of its activists since 1985 when the party was formed. Humsn rights groups in Colombia e s t i ~ mete that around ZOO people "d isap~ peared'in 1985afterbeingscired by the security forces. Over 1.000uf those dis. appeared as of 1982 remain unac- counted for.

Still, the government denies the involvement af its securitv forces in such

judge crimes against pailtical, civic and union leaders, and journalists - the military and police forces remain im- mune to prosecution, The armed forces and their civilian auxiliaries are always tried in military court where they are more likely to be promoted than convicted.

The circulation of death lists in Co- lombia is not uncommon. One list, sent anonvmousiv to several newspapers

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two vans in the carpark. forced him into one of their vans and drove off." Only 15 minutes earlier he had spoken tu his girlfriend about picking her up so that he would not be alone.

"The cnr which Luis Umsna was going to use to collect his girlfriend was later found al Santa Helena police station and collected by the family lawyer.''

Luis Umana was never found. When his relatives and lawyer attempted to locate him, threats were made agsinst the lswyer. Police intelligence officers visited his office and f indl threats were made against tie%$: young son, he and h is family were farced to flee the country. .

Although some of the ~ r o b l e m s in bringlng These cases to trial can be st-

ahows the following: - Alfredo Vasquez Carrizosa. Presi- dent of the Permanent Human Rights Committee: "False democrat. Useful idiot of communism. Conservative party renegade. Dangerous ..." -Clara Nieto de Poncede Leon, former ambassador and member of the Human Rights Committee: "Agent of Cuban communism. Slanderer of armed forces in her newspaper articles."

The torturers are more likely to be

promoted than convicted.

t r tbi led to a lack of resources and trained personnel, much of the problem ie s result of m t~mrdumn U ~ o n rccelv-

- A b d Rodriguez, President of FE- CODE [teachers' union): "FECODE and communist international agent, cor- ru Is teachers with foreignideas which wiyl be taught lo the children of our nation."

Some of these people have already been killed: olhera hsve fled the court-

Threats were made against the lawyer. He and his family fled the country.

have ignurrd the wsrnhps hsve been seized, have disappeared, or have been killed.

Demite the navernment's new efforts to curb the ongoing acts of violence - efforts including the addition of 90 courts of justice and the creation of 30 new orosesutora to investinate and

try. The human rights organization calls

upon the Colombiangovernmenl toeon- tral the security forcesmoreeffectively. replsce officers res~ans ib le for political kiilinga, and ensuEe those persons responsible for such killings and torture are tried for criminal offenses by civilian courte. Because military courts currently claim exclusive jurisdiction in thesemstters, the very few who have come before these courts have been ln- variably acquitted.

In January ofthis year, theColombian government gave a short reply tu an Amnesty International memorandum submitted to officials s t the endof 1987. The memo announced anumber ofprap- o sds the government intended to enact. same of which Amnesly International had itself recommended. The humsn rights group welcomedthemave though no provisions through whlch civilian

crminal courts could he used to tr: those responsible for human rights vio lations were included in the snnounce mmn, . .. . . . , ,

Another atrocity occurred on Augus 25 when Dr. Hector Ahad Comer. a 4: ~~~~ ~

year old medical proleasor and presi dent of the independent Colombial Human Righte Group, and another per manent group member were gunner down. The killings occ~ r r ed short11 after the two men had returnedfromth< ~ ~ k e o f t h e p r ~ r ~ d e n l u f ~ i o c s l t a a r h s r a union who was murdered esrlwr t h a ~ same ddv. On Aunuat 14. men rn ~ o l m uniforma machhe-gunned sinat01 Pedro Luis Valencis in front of his fsm. ily.

Amnestv International feels tht power of ihe pen must be put into pla) on behalf of themnocenta whuere beins

Amnesty lnternational has declared a human rights emergency in Colombia.

persecuted. But the humsn rights welch dog feels that letters and petitions sent directly to politicians in Colombia may be counter-productive, blocking the channels of communieetion with s o vernment the organization has founBti be responsive. Public petitions and let. ters are directed by Amnesty toColom- bids ambassadors in the country of the letter writer.

The situation in Colombia is dater@- rating into an undeclared war of terror on thr o ponents uf the armed farce. S ~ O W I ) tRe government may be losing control over the rnntitutmn int~ndcrl tn ~~~~ .. Protect t h e freedoms and rinhts for which many are fighting a d dying.

I Marchers protest t h e killing of members of the Union Patriotica.

Amnesty lnternational hopes tomobil- ine indwidusls in all nations to be vig- ilant for human rights in Colombia and in other countries where people whoex- Dress their beliefs and o ~ i n i a n s ere in- itmtdaled, tortured a& murdered Perhaps in theceseaf Culumbm.peoplc may be able to chrnan 1 1 , ~ ~ ~ c4rrrc, l course before the\ srrlvc at the desuns- tian toward whiih they are moving.

Souresr used in this anicle included Amnesfy lntsrnst~ona/'r Colombie Brieling, Al'r Spring and Summer 1988 Bullerins, and various pamphlers on the sfate of humsn rights in Cdlombis.

ARTS 3 1 UZEB zeros in on jazz at Ruby,%

by Chris Rdd yet unreleased atudf6 album, including a latin number that is

"Do you like funky" asked less than a week old. Despite the UZEB baseguitarist AlainCaron audience's familiarity with the to the enthusiastic jam audience older songs, the band's varia- last Monday night at Ruby's. tions on those numbers kept 'Too bad. I don't. 11 is a drag far their set advsnturous and new. me to play it." But play it he did, such as the new approach to and teamed up with bsndmstes 8ongs like Mr. Bill, Spider. Loose Paul Brochu and Michsl Cusson, and Don't Be Flat, which fea- the Montreal based jazz-fusion tured a staggeringscausticdrum outfit played for d l that they solo by Brochu. Braehu later were worth, s t times sounding served as his own accompani- more like an orcheslre lhsn a ment, triggering a series of se-

suenced effects rannina fram

Cusson kicks butt1 photo 4 k t SUMS Each of the three musicians, bass guitar, keyboard and con-

armed with an arsenal of se- gas to horn ahots and searin and effects. soared guitar power-chords. id

t rough two sets of music span- Cusson kept his end of the in- ing fram their earlier material to atrumentation alive with intri- pieces thst will comprise an as cate acoustic work, ~ o w e r f u l

- electric guitar ~0108'and an cmu- latsd trumpet solo thet left the crowd reeling.

By far, the evening's highlight came with Caron's set-closing bass saio, performed on one of many custom. Hamilton-made six-string basses. The solo was a surprising mixture af subtlety and speed, a rare combination in anageof mueicians trying toim- press. '"I don't play to impress people," said Caron." if they're impressed though, great." That being the case, his performance was great, for the wildly enthusiastic crowd promptly leapt to their feet at the concluainn of the solo and remained so until the end of the set. Thew excitement brought the trio on for two en- cures before they unwillingly called it a night.

Awe-inspiring talent

Although tsgged a fusion band, thay tend to shy away from such labels. "We are not a rock band, or a jazz hand, or s f u s~on band." says Caron. "We play music.

"I started out listening to the radio.the Beatles. Then1 listened to R&B, everything from Blood. Sweat and Tears to Wilson Pick- ett. Then I began to listen to iazz." The influence of main- stream, improvisational jazz was evident in their set, as they twice turned away from the technology for acoustic versions of bassist Charles Mingus'Pork- Pie Hat and altoist Charlie Parker's Scrapple at the Apple. featuring Caron and Cusson trading Bird's trademark be-bop solos. "I love the concept of jsr- =.[With it) we can reach sn emo- tion we never could before. Earlier WE just wrote songs, now we are trying for a certain sm- bience."

Monster phallus or what? pkao 4 PM Shthls

With their awe-inspiring tal- amount of well-earned success ent and increasing popularity with their acclaimed Noisy and exposure. UZEB's future is Nights album. If Monday night bright indeed. After they wrap was any indication. UZEB are up a handful of Canadian dstaa, well on the way to becoming the band sets sail for Europe, firmly established in the inter- where they have enjoyed a fair national jazz scene.

State of Glands a go-go at theBombshelter by Cbrls Wodskou Imprint stdl

The Phantoms scared u p s full house st the Bombshelter last Saturday and left few doubts a s to why the consistently lay to elbow-to-erbow, drunken!ardas of blues-rock fans.

The swa gered up to the stage i ok ingkke somebody just dragged them fmm perverts'row at The Doll Hauas - mauthiat blues-harp and voice) Jerome's a c d expression alone could I

land him flve to ten for sexusl assault - and lesions of vestal virgins made a beeline for the exit. lsrome and guitarist Joe Tool looked freah from haircuts. but therest of the band waa long- locked and the clothe< were mighty tacky (further prooflhat K-Mart's exclusive line of seventies d ~ d a has not been discnn- tinued just yet], so thal everyone got the message to not start screaming for Glass Tiger cov- en.

However. The Phantoms did seem to sense that The Bomber isn ' t exac t ly The Hoodoo ~ o u n g e , thst this waarnck'o'roll "ight end not a hardcore biuea audience, and canaequently, the blues covers were at a minimum

- quite a disappointment since than acceptably rocking ver- cosmic, messianic virtues of the The Phantoms never burn quite done of minor claasica like The band members. He may not be so intensely as when they're Pretenders' Middle of the Rood any seventeen year-old Steve deep in the throes of slow, wsil- and s psychotic rendition of I'm Winwood, but his undisciplined ing blues agony. Nevertheless, A Mon during which Jerome ha- vocals and gale-force harp- even if the glasses of draft wer- ran ued the audience with s hlowing,paired withtheupfront en't exactly filling up with tears. Glb%y (Butthole Surfers] Heyea- harmonies, made for almost ten The Phantoms turned in more style rnonolonue exlollinn the minutes of mavhem.

A Phantoma atudio album wuuld probably be nothing to scream about - over half the show consisted of originals thst. quite frankly, could have been written by any numberof Seven- ties' boogie-rock bands from Ly-. nyrd Skynyrd to ZZ Top, but their live show is hard to beat. While lerome bounces and prowls smund the stage like e .snorting, deranged, little sicka and blows the hellout of hishar- monica. Joe Tool launches fire- bombe of feedback and lurches into sizzling blues soloing, and drummer Gregory Ray and bassist Bif pan qichaldson (who prabeb y isn't l~s t snmg to offers from Chi pendales to hecorns a high- eidlmale model) lay down a roc&-solid groove.

For reasons known only to their mensgement. The Phsn- tom, daclinad to play a n encore after about two hours of pure sweat and five minutes worih of ashtrays and bottles banging on tables, unfortunately leaving s bad tsste in many of the mautha thet were whooping it up minutes earlier. Be sure to catch them next time the pls The Hoodoo for a full nigit of 811~s - wailing

ARTS Imprint. Friday. September 30, 1988 17

Zen Bones and Change of Heart attend Thee Psychik Sacrifice

by Andy Kocb

Sunday. September Z8was the date for yet another night of live muaic at the Albion.The tiny up- stairs roomin Guelph's rundown Albion Hotel may seem like an unlikely venue for live bands to play. However, after featuring over 30 different acts in the month of September alone.it has become s well-eatsblishsd local concert spot. Sunday night'a show featuring Change of Heart and Zen Banes provided an enjoyable evening of bar rock 'n' roll the way it should beplayed.

I misaad the firet half of Zen Bones 45 minute set, but what I did catch was enough to ade- quately acquaint me with their brand of straightforward, un- ~re ten t ious rock 'n' roll (did someone s a y t he Replace- ments?). Zen Bones have recently become s three-piece and their sound tended to he a little sparse in places, but this is cer-

tainly a band with something to offer. New bassist Rick Bsrnss and drummer Mike Munro are a competent rhythm section, but the trio focuses around singer- lguitariat AIun Piggins. In addition to being a strong rock crooner, Piggins expends an

Breaker breaker Good Buddy

enormous amount of energy and enthusiasm a s heho s aroundan and off the stags wRi~e daliver- ing some catchy guitar work. One highlight was the band's cover of Terence Trent O'Arby's Wishing Well which lesnt itself surprisingly well to a primitive guitar!bass!drums treatment. The set's last song. Purgatory was probably themost memora- blr. It was an effective finsle. partly because it soundeddiffer- ent from therestofthetunes, but

also because of its degeneration into twochorda worthaf chaotic noise. Pretty wild.

Change of Heert from Tomntr don't fit into the rock'n'roll mo- niker quite as well as the Zer Bones. hut they have certainly acquired lot mole rsunch since their days as a young, atmos. pheric, past-punkgroup.Change of Heart's hour plus set, con. sisted of most of the strongest tracks from their two albums aa well as an excellent selection oi new material.

The b s n d ' ~ now songs are eea~ ily superior to most of what they've recorded in the past and the fact that e new album is not expected until well into ls89, makes the live show e must see for this material alone. Answer to All the World's Problemsisan infectious instrumental that il- lustrates their tight musician- ship. Ian Blurton'? interesting guitar style weaves itself per- fectly with Rob Taylor's intri-

by John Z.eb.riah been sent by his superiors to in- Imprint s h f f vestigate some trouble at thepe.

happenings rimeter of his kingdom. What he discovers is a hugearm ofblack by 1. Michael Ryan

Playing this weekend and into robots, themenof metal whoare Impriot stsff next week at the Princess is the animated feature length film Light Yeor$. from Rene Leloux (Fontostic Planet) and Isaac Asimov, and starring the vocal talents of such notables as Glenn Close , l enn i i e r Grey and Christpher Plummer. At the start of the film, we are intro-

relentlessly marching over the countryside, turning all Gan- daharans into stone, and taking them prisoner. Sylvain discovers that these creatures ere linked to the Metamorphis, s giant brain in the middle of the circumscribing sea. His quest to save his people eventually takes

Top drawer animation

duced to the kingdom of Ganda- him lo00 years into the future. hat. a Utopian society whichhas light Years deals primarily learned to harness the organic with the wages of scientific ir- forces within it as replacements responsibility and cautions our for mechanical technology. Un- own society against wayward fortunately, thin lcspinprogresa experimentetion. It may sound has come about after many mia- childish, but Light Yeorr is sur- takes and errors. Light Yeors prisingly sensitive and intelli- tellathestoryofhowoneofthese gent. Ae for the animation, it is mistakes later threatens the ex- top rate, and the musical score istence of Gandahsr itself. complements the action per-

Sylvain i san agent oftheGsn- fectly. This movie is definitely daharan government who has recommended far all audiences.

Hey, hey. hey1 October's here and the accent's an fun. Besides upcoming Oktoberfest events in the K-W~area. the Independent Music Ferl ivd is happening in Toronto now, cvon es vou're

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cork iaus World of Revsen, the impossiblist. He'll be st the Cen- ter in the Square, from October 5-7. Once again, I'll be there, will

That Jazz thing should be happening at Morty's again on Sun- day. And jazz '88 finishes up tonight at the Huether Hotel with the legendary Stan Samols and Friends. Tickets are $6. The week of new Soviet films bids adieu to us with Fnlarvsll at 9 o'clock tonight at the Princess. On that note, see you next week. cats and kittens.

' me ' lik

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1s bass playing and Ron To be hi.. C.O.H. do have ffy 's potent but precise drum- fmultn. Tbelr lacklustra st1se ng style. Snake Ass Wildlives rs.encsgivm themudlencavery to its title w i t h e funkv verse f h s to look mt and to the unini- ~~ ~~- ~~~~~

iding up to a ?o'. rock style tiatad soma of the material mey orus, com lete with wailing sound a bit s imilu. But t h a n a n l - w a h TeLcaster licks. Mas- minor 8rip.s about what is psr- :re is the Heart's loudeat and hmps Tomato's best u d mo.1 !anest song to date and is undsnatad band. ely s result of one too many B. mure to wmtch for mom 1s wlth NoMlnd. C.O.H's best ibows a t the Alblon (NYC's n g j s Pot's Dacline wllb it's Fahe Pmphsts and even Tb. m. power chord drivm balls& Chills h a New Z d u d r e ru- mple but h a r d i b l y catchy m o u d to b. playins In tbw not ~lody, and it's extra punch due too distant future), and don't Blurton's always lmpmvlnn m l u Cbmge of H e u t on No-

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18 impr~nt . Frlday, September 30. 1 9 8 8 ARTS

Distinguished printmakers show their stuff Renlte Sander-Reglar Imprint staff

Distinguished Associates is the namc of the University of Waterloo Art Gallery's 1988189 season opener. Thc name of the exhihition refers to the dia- played warka' creatnrs: artists /printmakers whose careers have been associated with the UW Fine Arts department. The "distinguished" could also al- lude to the displeyed works of arl: well-crafted prints in a variety of media and styles, sizes and colours.

The show has beenapen to the oublic since Se~ tembe r 15, but ihe informal oiening reception and iilustrsted lecture by Fine Arts Professor Virgil Burnett took place an September 22. The talk was a n informative survey of the history and techniques of the four main printmsking media: woodcut, engraving, etching and lithography. But he- fore I go any further with that, I must flll you inonatechnicality.

In the Fine Arts world, a print is. in rough terms. an image made on s surface by the impres- sion of s plate, block, etc. Print- making is a highly individualized art form, but it is little known in comparison to

Printmaking is a highly individualized art form

other media such as painting. sculpture, ceramics, etc.

It doesn't help that the term "print" is nowadays loase lvao~- lied to virluslly any rep;od&- lion of any two-dimensional art form. The lmoginus sale in the Campus Centre, for example.

bills itself as a "print"sale, with Woodcuts were first w e d in Eu- "Prints For Every Taste and rope to illustrate playing cards. Budget." Rod prints, esch hand then books. made and signed by the author. Engraving is ametal worker's would cost considerably mare technique, borrowed from the than the reproductions sold on artisans who decoraled parade

campus. A more appropriate term for the latter pieces is "re- production."

Of the four major "real" printmaking techniques, woodcut is the least complicated. An image is drawn on s block, and theun. drawn areas cut away. The rest is inked up. put through a preaa. and lhere you have it - the drawn Image appears un the paper1 And you can print as many versions of it ss you like.

armow. An image is literally scratched into a metal surface and ink rubbed in. The plate is then wiped clean - with the ink remaining in the scratches - and put through the press. En- gravings are usually printed on wet paper, which draws the ink from the scratches. In terms of technique, engraving is the op- posite of woodcut.

Etching is similar to engraving, but easier. A plate is canted

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with varnish, and an image scratched in. The plate is then put in a bath of acid which eats the metal where the varnish is sr:ralched sway. The printing process is the same as with engraving. Etching lacks thesculp- tural look of engraving, but it iriluws for a wider rmgE of spa- cial effects.

Then there is lithography, the or in tmakin~ form closest to ;Irawlng. K n image is drawn with an oil-based medium on. ideally, a surface of limestone; plates can be used. Then thesur- face u l the stone i s wet with water and inkedThe waterinthe undrawn orens repels the ink.

Art show is worth repeated visits

but the image drawn with the oil-hased meaium retains theink b e r a ~ s r 11 had in~ua!ly rcpellrd thr water At any r n t e . t h ~ d r ~ ~ n lmaue hoidr the ink. and lhal is w h z shows up an the paper after the stone or plate has been put thrnush the press.

Those four - woodcut, engraving, etching, lithography (and screen printing, which got an honourable mention in Dr. Burnett's lecture, but no expla- nation] - ere the big media in printmaking, and ones you will see representations of in the gallery. Now that you have a basic knowledge of the various techniques, the next step ia to view actual printmsking apeci- mens. What better opportunity than the "Distinguished Asso- ciates" show to see whet mint- mokmp can producr? i &elf thoroughly ~nloyed the show. and stdl enluy 81 every t m e 1 pu

back. I csn highly recommend it as a fine representation of the printmaking medium and as 8

worthwhile break from studv- ing.

The exhibited pieces are di- verse enddistinctive in atyle and technique; many are fascinating, mixed media works. The artists represented range from former UW graduates, professors and sessional teachers, to visiting ar-

an adequate job of fulfilling the curiosities of the printgszers who wonder about the printmakers. Unfortunalely, however, few of the biographies include the P P P ~ I U I ' S as~ociat ion with UW. So, we keep wonder- ing ...

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Pat MariinBates. Alison Bran- nsn, Deirdre Chisholm, Iohsnn Feught. Sally Glsnville. George Hawken, lohn Hofstetter. Hugh Mackenzie. Rick Pottruff. Otis Tamasauskas.

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Some records ooze out of your s eakera like so much honeyed srudge while others leap out, full of bluster. only to trip on their own worthlessness: still others timidly creep out, too scared of offending to be any braver. Ls Muerte explode from yourstereo as though possessed with the destructive force of s hurricane. Though their previous releases h a v e hinted &this noise potential. their latest EP delivers a nerve-iarrinx dose of musical mayhem. -

While speed-merchants like Metallica waste their time in the

sndleso pur.wat of apecd for apetd B sake La hluertcgenernte lots more noise by playlnp st a slower Dace and uslnu f r e d b ~ c k and exiremes ot pitch to maximum effect. In psrticulsr. 1 Lost Mv Hond ends in a wash of bass ndise which is enough to shake plaster fromceilings and peel the paint off your walle.

La Meurte have taken the noise which made punk so ap- pesling and turned it into anaes- thetic which values noise for noise's sake and sacrifices everything in the pursuit of maximum effect. Melody. song construction, lyrics are absn- doned in the single-minded de- votion to ear-shredding din.

Noise like t h ~ s is addictive, once you've experienced the ad- renal rush of max intensity, max volume earthquake music, you'll be back again and again ... and eachtim~LaMuertewili bethere with their brand of Belpiannaire

by Chris Wodskou Imprint staff

in the four yearsof trials, trib- ulations, breakups, and reforma- tmns smce thei; dazzling debut E.P. - st111 my favourite recard P V P ~ tn come out of Toronto - ~~ ~

Plastercene Replicas have finally put together s follow-up. And yeah, it has been worth the wait.

With Glow, Plastercene Repli- cas 8ppeared poised to join the growing ranks of Toronto indie hands ICawbuv lunkies. Shuffle ~emnn'al leffr;; Hatcher] who have been called up to the big leagues after mightily impress- ing the major labels. Big gobs of mcdiv drool have rabidly met Glow's release, as has Much-

Music rotation of We Can Walk - and having the usuaiiy re- doubtable sound king of To- ronto. Michael Phillip-Wojewods, on the pro-

duction credits i s not gomg to hurt your chances, either.

But woe to Phillip-Wojewoda far what he's dune to the Repli- CRB this time out. While earlier tracks like Turtle Song and Im- ages Are Clear lunged out of the speakers with joyiul recklesa- ness. the production here is sorely lacking in its predeces- sor's paw ~ggrewion. The jarring shards of their usually oddly tuned guitars have been buffed and polished into a thoroughly radio-friendly sound which has even landed them on the play- lists at TheMighty Q. EvenChas Salmon's and Stephen Stewart's singing has been blunted nearly to the point of vocal constipe- tion. None of which I blame on the

band. Seeing them this summer made most fans positively antsy as they awaited the vinyl inter- pretation of their new material and the proof of their songwrit- ing prowess is all here. Obtuse. impreaaioniatic, and enchanting lyrics leave their ability aa wordsmiths un uestioned and songs l ike ~ 4 e Uoldrums. Trains. Ail I See, and Hot Sond have a rneiod~c ease and quiet ~ntengity that make them b r k imnt nrrformrd h e and tnntal. k ina 'under Phillip-Woiewods's tempering. Only F d i & Down The S t o m puts i t all together in a bracinn clash of raucous aui- tars snd;ocale.

- Don't fret because this isn't the

masterpiece it could have been - iust in ease Glow doesn't maLe them fabulously wealthy, chauffuer-driven rock stars on a maim label ex ense account. Plastercene ~ e o f i c a s still need (and deserve)' your support. Give this one four end a hslf for the songs and two and a half for the oroductian.

Imprint staff

Julianne Regan, vocalist for All About Eve, made her North Ameriran recording debut singing backup on the first Mission LP. Gods Own Madicine. Per-

haps it's fitting, then, that this promo single uhuuld sound sus- piciously ~~~~d~ voice like The subsntutsd Mission, with far

wayne HUBBBY'B. If that thought alone doesn't hit your gag reflex. you might enjoy this record. I certainly dtdn t.

20 Imprmt. Fr~day, September 30. 1988 RECORD REVIEWS

by Trevor Blair Imprint staff

It's time to go down to the pub again: Billy's gat something to say. A Britsh folk-poet-god. Bragg is one of the few people orreratinn in the music business Gho corkistently inspires and amazes me. The erformance zoes into mv t a m Jeck and the p rog ram ;nfolda. It a?ys Workarm Playtime, and is deco- rated with communist folk painting, mysterious symbols, and a banner proclaiming Capi- iolism is killing music. HA1 So what can I expect7 The usual blend of pop, love, and politics that have sootted his nrevious ..

Wherws :oat s m m m Help Save Tha Youth Of America EP r \ * s r m s r t l v whtrcel. PIwtims is practically all play a i d no working class slcganeering. The cover svmbols mean Man. Woman, Together; a working couple in the painting are smil- ing; arms eniwined; facing a loudspeaker. So then, Playtime is composed of love song upon love a m # , politics between the sexes, n i l nations.

Now it's sexual politics

Billy rejoices in love with She's Got A New Spall and he laments Must I Paint You A Pic- ture, about The R i m I Pay, and that Valentine's Day 1. Ova.. Preoccupied with the common bond humanitv must share. B r a n s b a r e s - h i m s e l f a n d searehen in the scapella Tender Comrade: What will you do when the wor is over, tender comrade, When we loy down our

sons 1 Whot will you.soy df thc bond we hod, lender commdr. Placing himself at war andlook- ing toward peace, Braggsymbal- ically dismisses the tension of the ever-lasting nuclesrcoldwar humanity seems forced to en- dure. By fusing soul and belref. omclaiminn That I would unlv give my life fur love. Bragg con- trasts the strsrght for*ardpal~t- ICP of the aforemcnt.nn~d U S c i c ~ l ~ n El'. undstve, P l s v t l m e ~ greater warmth-than h h previous works.

Warmth meets misery

If you know charming Bill. you'll know he tends to be quite confused by relat~anships, and spends more time lamenting than rejoicing. Lyrically this album is no exception. However. with Braggs back-to-basics guitar style and the vocal contribu- tionsoftheheevenly CsreTivey. Raytima manages to escape any twelve-legged monsters of des-

sir. Now what would twelve- Pegged monsters of despair be doing in s Billy Bragg review, you d g h t well, haa it they are attracted by thescent of two songs that close side A - Little Tim. Bamb and Ratting on Rammnd. The former fails musi- cally, bobbling along without purpose, the latter i. a total dis- aster. Ratting whimpers of un- ju.1 COUIIS and the persecution of the innocent. without evoking a hint of sympathy or eveninter-

est. Brsggs most unfortunate . .. -. . . -. . . . - - -. -.

Cunlraotinp evermore. the albums last track and first single Wailinn For The Great b a n For- r ia rds7s one of, if not th; best tune Bill has ever recorded. The bookend to Nan 9p l l . t h r album uoener. Lama atarts alowlv and ~r~~ ~ . - ~ -

finds Brann8lhis most DO&: It

spies o rich lad who's crying 1 Over luxury's Asappointment 1 So he walks over and he's trying 1 TO sympathise with her but he thinks tho1 he should worn her 1 Thot the Third World is just around the corner. The pace

Capitalism is killing music

picks up to a trot, then a gallop. and then you'd better grsbon because Billy bay is flying. A cho- rus consisting of, among uthera, Michelle Shocked, stumbles in .~iuinu the anthem an absurd - tinge, but intoxicates the ear beyond caring. Before signing off. Bragg sums up: 4 nu one seems to understand /Start your own revolution, cut out themid- dlemon 1 So join the s l r u ~ g l e while you may /The Revolution

is just a t-shirt oway. stumbles, but as the last gem Me Up Scottyl. and you can't After that, you should be too soars into the upper stratos- help but think. yeah Scotty,

dizzy to stand. Playtima has its phere. Billy Brsggacreams Beam beam me up too.

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Canada has had a Progressive Conservative overnrnent since i! 1984. A lot has changed for the better since t en, but here is still more to be done.

Examine the record carefully. Look at the past and compare it to the present. Brian Mulroney has listened carefully to Canadian students. The PC government has acted decisively on behalf of young people all across the country. b The national youth unemployment rate has fallen from 18.3% in September1984 to12%.

b Since 1984, federal spending on education has increased by $300 million. b The PC government has introduced a $210 million action plan to curb drug abuse in Canada.

b The PC government has taken a firm and constructive stand against the Apartheid regime in South Africa. b With the signing of the Montreal Protocol, Canada and some twenty other notions hove agreed to reduce sulphur oxide emissions by 30 percent over ten years.

b The PC government has committed:

-$80 million for the Canada Scholar- ships Program;

-$240 million for the establishment of national centres of excellence;

-$200 million to increase the base budgets of the university research granting councils;

-$315 million to Natural Sciences, Social Sciences, and Medical Research granting councils.

b The PC government has committed up to $369 million to match private sector contri- butions to university research.

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by C k b Wodekou Imprint staff

Baby-faced Creation Records boss and pop entrepreneur Alan McGhee described Creation as "a label of love"and Doing It Fur The Kids, a compilation of fif- teen hands reteiling far under ten bucks if you're lucky, shows what an easy label it is to love.

Well-documented hits such as Felt's Ballad of the Bond. The House of Love's Christine, and The lazz Butcher fave. Looking Fur Lut 49, are the eye-grabbers, but it's thelesser lights that provide the most sublime moments here.' The Jasmine Minks get things started with their usual blend of polite English accenta and irresistible guitar hook. on Cut Me Deep, one of their finest songs. effectively straddling the two extremes far whichcreation has become so famous: the noise- pop initiated by The Jesus And Msry Chsin end lush, falky. acoustic pop that seems he- nignly haunted by Nick Drake.

Of the former camp, few can

touch The Weather Proohets (after two import album; and several inspired singles, Poly- gram Canada hints that a Weather Prophets collection might be in the offing] and the muscular pop of Well Done Sonny stands with their best with a bass hook so d i d vou could hann your coat end h s i on it. Unknowns [to me, snywayl The Times hit with a raunchy pop epic. Godevil, and Momus. whose Tender Psrvart should make it to these shores in a matter of weeks, see, "Enough of being a sensitive wuss. I'm a rock 'n' roll snimall" and fries e few brain cells with A Camplste History of Sexuol Jealousy (Parts 17-24).

Those senoltlro t)pes abound howcvrr ,,llcn to thr pwnt of a near saccharm o~e rdosp on the Primal Scream and Razorcuts tracks. She Points by Biff Bang Paw!, though, is a msrterpieceaf aching beauty, as is Nikki Sud- den's Dylanesque Deolh is Hongmg Over Me. Other high- lights of the ethereal, soft, in- trospective variety include the gorgeous, understated orches- tration of Heidi Berry's North Shore Train (her new album is hotly tipped by IheBritishpressl and the brooding, Cigarette i n My Bed by My Bloody Valentine.

Doing It For Tha Kids ranks with Flying Nun's Tuatara and Homestead's Wailing Ultimata as the best label retrospectives tomakeit down the pike insame time. Buy it for yourself.

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Erick end Parrish Making Dol- lars. You can almost hear the cash register clanging in the background as these two 'home boys' do s slow ra over a min- imal backing. TL music is striooed down to essentisle: s drum program, a eynth line and sampled mid-tempo 70's hits.

The r aps themselves are mostly the standard we're-the- best-MCs.so- suckers-get-off- the-atagestuff. But these lads do it with a certain wit and humor. Mv favorite line: Ron oin't your fieid, you prcksd 'the w;ong trode. Get ogripon themfipsand got off the bondwogon.

Actually. there are quite a few surprises on Businema. PMD tries to dis some girl on lane. It's a h n ~ s son. because instead of

expect it turns out that PMD's dance: the Steve Miller. Soif you oerformance was a little lackinn think def is merely what comes and lane was z l ~ o a ~ ~ o ~ n t e ~ i between abc and ihe rest of the Y m re .4 Curlontrr r e s c . m alphabct and a dope I ~ I I I 1s some S l ew !.l~llerb (rap mdsterplece pharmaceutical confcct~on, then Flv L~nc.4rtEonlr. Andthcv even maybe you should becwnrarus- - - ~ ~ - -~~~ -~~ ~~~~~ ~~~-~~~ ~ , - "

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ent scenethat seemstorenew the faith of fsna and critics alike in guitar-DOD. There have been "nex 606 meamah" tags affixed to the JlkvvnfThe Wedd~ng Prcs. m l . 'The h t l ~ h t v Lemon ilruoa. " . and a select few others over {he past five years, but since the ad-. vent of The Jesus And Mary Chain, it has been exceedingly rare for an indie pop band to get thegenerous helpingof hypelsv- ished upon The House of Love.

Singerlsongw~iterlguitarist- Occasionally a pop band lbrain surgeaninuclear physi-

emerges from the U.K. independ- cist Guy Chadwick may indeed

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bw a pop prophet for the 19808. The ethereal meets the passion- ate unthe~rdcbut.aconeummate pop album, i n s jsrring collision of shimmering guitar tuneful- ness. The rszar-sharp single. Christine, is here in ail its glary. but Tho House of l ove i s m a extended highlight. The ungent Keith Richards-style r i g of ~ u l : phur is beautifully aet off by dreamy, aoaring harmonies that would hsve had Peter. Paul, and Mary swooning in their go-go boots. Hoppy is another of those harshly beautiful, minor clas- sics, straddling the much-trad- den line between dissonant. grinding guitars and pure melod- icism, hut with an effortless deftness that has ou thinking that Chadwick coufd hsve written this in his sleep.

Echo And the Bunnymen songs, too, for that matter - Sa- lome is the driving Echo song McCulloch's been barcly miaa- ing since Porcupine. And A Fi- shermon's Tale is hung upon one of those once-in-a-lifetime guitar hooks that most guitarists vainly spend an entire career at- tempting to wrlte. Guy Chad- wick writes them as a matter of course on his first album.

Now, word has it that The Houee of Love's latest single. Destroy The Heart (not included on the album) is their best yet. Their future i s so absurdly bright there's no telling what they might accomplish before they inevitably break up amid rumours of wife-swapping. Give The House of Love s goad home.

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short but the Ramones have sl. deserve the world. fmks primal.. Thanks boys1 [ ~ i t h s sleeve that became ways been thesort tocomeatum- Now Kylie, the same question to banned), then a track on the bling into our head, trash the you. Kylie: Well Bob. I thought it An1m.I Ba album The track place, and t l en leaveoutofbore- would be fun to have lots of was officiaiy titled',Wy Brain is dom before the dust settles. money. and maybe in the fu ture Hanging Upside Down, for whs- Some ear doctors of ill repute 1'IItokemy clothesoff!Wehsvea tevsr reason. A small victory. will try to tell you that the Ra- So whoool be thenextcantest- winner11 but s victory nonetheless. manes are rasponaibla for more ants in the pop arena of fortune millions of dollars in damage and fame, Don? Thanks Bob, bur than the Vienna Choir Bays - next contestants are.... jaey Ra- nonsense I say. It ia known how- mom, come on downl!l. Dee Dee ever, that thirty Ramones songs Ramone, come on down!ll. Hmmm. somethinn's amiss in a row have proven fatal to lab

by Trsvor Bkir rats sndcomouterneeks. but the 1- Sad sbsentera from this col-

lection are: Chasing The Night, Planet Eorth 1988. Crummy Stuff. Sha Belongs To Me and mast notably. Something To Be- lieve In. Hell, in Altman'sclosing paragraph he insists. "So lons as the Ramanes continue to soldier on. however, there will also still be a living, breathing entity known aa rock s roll. And something lo believe in." That quote and the fact that Samethinn is

Imprint atoll trscks are distribuied well from their ten-record career, and any one of the four sides i s s recommended dosage of Ramonan history. The first album contains half of your favourites: 1 see Sheena, and Blitzkrieg, and Commando. and Lobotomy, etc.. and the second. Banzo, Outsider. Ncedlcs 6 Pins. Howling ot the Moan. the obscure 8-side lndion

Hey Ho. Let's Golll! Sorry. Couldn't resist. As I rememberit. Ramanes mania occurred at mv school someTuesday in'88 when the film Rock h' Roll Hish Schwl was on channel 7 at 8:30. Bv Thursdav things had died Giver; and a ~reviaus lv unre- down. S U ~ everyone had a their most magnificent moment least one Ramanes album, or knew s handful of songB word for word: the" were the kind of

adds injury to disappointment. By the way. Iam biasedinfsvaur of their mid - 80'9 LP's.

time doesn't reallv exist fa;the Ramones: 1 ~ s n h Live from their '87 alhum Halfway lo Ssn- ity fits quite comfortably between t r s c k s Sheena and Pinhead from '77.

group that somehow taps into Not wanting to end on s down note with such a ~ w e l l collection, remember. the Ramones disca- vered penicillin, invented elec- tricity. and when youlostatoath as a kid, it was theRamones who came into your room st night, left some change and took your ste- "0"

the geh ra l notion the Ramones had "broken up a long time ogo." despite a reasonably steady flaw of new material. The Ramones never seemed to move many records ar have the hits they de- served.

So wrll the Ramnnes gel tnr matertal rewards u l the cork n rull kmadom the" hrloedcreatr'

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,\Itman. a f te ra : :d~~: l& i k e ~ i - monva as theunceproclatmersol a new kind of ruck n rull ro Brut.

here. Could it be the cards are stacked against the fah four of the jean and leather brigade?

lohnnv. Richie. cume un duwn!!. . . Kvlie Monoonnies. come on . ~~~ ~

ish audiences in '78. These au- track8 ranging in length from the d ~ e n r ~ s -ere r o m p m ~ d a f future

rnrrnhero of the Sex i '~slols the Clash, the Damned und (;enera- lton X Iimr much of the I l l rrPl l l

one rnlnute forty second Cimms Clmma Shock Trcalmcnl, to thv rwr l r u Kamuura lrrmal Boom mones: [in unison] Well Rob. we

wonted to get bock to the ongi- nolenergy of rock'n'roll,and we just wonno keep writing great sonas and reminding people of

A bil uf Rawnetrivm uorth nottng is the reclaimtng of the tillr to Bonn, Goes To Bitburn.

daao'lo Bilhurs which clocks in at three fifty-seven and, by the way. is their second most brilliant moment. The sones are

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This fast paced sciencc-fic- tion novel takes place in the early twent second century. Trsooed wit i ln the solar svs- tem: humankind is on the v&e of destroying itself in competition for diminishing resources. The game becomes decidedly more complex whau the TRai- jek, e three-sexed race far more technologically advanced than humans, chooses to play.

Uninterested in the politics of the wor ldwide government, Holder lemi Charidilis is satis- fied with being the owner snd captain of a freighter a aceship. When her four-year oyd son is killed in a race far T'Raijek knowledge, however. Jemi becomes more interested in what is happening in the worlds around her.

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The Blyth Festival presented the play Bordertown Cafe st the Humanities Theatre last week. The production, written by Kelly Rehar and dmeted by Kaihertni Kasrdr. kalured a ltm~ted plot and a s~moltstw wrtmn in order to focus an the predomh.nt element of the play: charscteriza- tion.

The action of the play trans- pires in a small and spsrse present-day csfe on the Canadian side of the AlbertaiMontana border, Initially Jimmy. the epi- tame of a prairie teenager, is alone on stage struggling with the inevitable: he must face the coming of a new day.

A phonecall interrupts his sol- itude and his mother. Marlene.

rushes on stage to answer the phone. The message his mother gives him sets the stage for the entire play: jimmy's trucker father i s coming up to the cafe to take him beck to America to live in his luxurious new home with him and his new wife.

Throughout the flrat act. limmy contemplates the decision that must be made; should he stay with his young, divorcad mother in rural Alberta or livein comparative luxur with his seemingly relormedl father and his new wife. A t the conclusion of the first act, limmy has re- solved to live with his father.

Iimmy's father represents sd- venture and excitement while his mother ia representative of a still, unchanging and boring life. In the final act. Jimmy realizes that his asaeasment of the aitua-

tion was incorrect. He re-evalu- ates his life and its direction while wailing for his unreliable and late father.

Though better suited to an older audience, Bordertown Cafe allows youths to reflect on their relative position in life. While the elderly seem old-fashioned and out of date. they have much to say about lifeea ecially ifone takes the time to &sten to their reflections. They shared many common sxpe~iences and pos- aess s simple wisdom well- worth e.xploring.

rimmy slowly realizes that Me's sattin s don't need to ohanga in to fulfill dreams and coals. It's what vou nive and ,he; !he, rnnhrn l h i ddsrsnrr FPW would fmd it d t f f ~ u l l to be. nrftt frum the rnstghls in Border-

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Reflections on The Last Temptation by Lyn McGinnls Imprint stmfl

In August, all of us became swsre oi an unusual spectacle. Outside movie theatres people lining uo to see a new film were acca&d by others trying by every means to dissuade them from going in. Tactics included p l aca rd -wav ing , a rgumen t s with moviegoers. and prayer vigils.

The religious right shifted into high gear [the only one lhey have), using wards like "blas- phemy'' and prophesying that God Himself would intervene to block the film's release. Billy Bright, founder-president of the California based "Campus Cru- sade for Christ" even offered to buy ail coples of the film from Universal Studios for $12 million. He would have opened a new chapter in the annals of human folly - film burning.

Only one film could cause all this ruckus andgive the televsn- geiists this month's reason why viewers shuuld send money: Martin Scorseds The La.1 Tamptation of Chrlat.

For the few who missedoll the shouting, the fundarnentniiata' basic objection to the film based on Nikos Kazsntzskis' 1051 novel is that it portrays Jesus Christ as driven indeciaivc figure, similar to all humans. Ob- jectors declare the Bible to be "historically accurate," and consider the film's divergence from the Gospel narrative to border on the criminal and sscrilenious.

cal.. cultural and personal sa- sumpliuns, to ignore it would

>&iates from actual ancient events.

Biblical s cho l a r sh ip h a s reached a high level of sophisti- cation: scholars say the four Gospele, like all other books of the Bible, were composed by many peopie aver a very long period of time. The earliest date given to any of them is between the years 70 to 100 AD. During suoh a long time between the event and iis recording a great deal of pious embellishment can occur. If there are apocryphal tales about Napoleon. Charie- magne and Julius Caesar, isn't it likely there would he far more surrounding the few historical facts on the life of Christ?

The Bible as a whole has at least a thousand authors; cer- l a i d the Gospels haveat least s hundrred. What we see is adocu- ment subject t o a massive amount of intensive editing and revision over the millennia as need arose.

Manv are aware of "the Avo- crypha" composed of sevirsi books of the Old Testament not included in Protestant Bibles. A large body of literature exists that didn't make it into the Old Teslament. The New Tebld~~wclt could hare hprn twice or even three ltmesas b ~ g s s it is Agreal deal uf earl, Chrmtmn lrtcrsturr was eliminited by various councils in the process of canstruct. ing s standardized Scripture - left "on thecuttinaroamflooi'as it were.

- The film, ..The Last Ternpie- vative approach toather aspects

There are. for instance, several tion of Christ.. is a paradox, It of our traditional. "officisr uer-

Gospels about the infancy and childhood of Jesus, which depict contains both the over-reported of Ihe

a child capableof an- humanizing of Christ to the point such the Of Lazarus imating =lay toys: the of his entertaining sexual desire. Lurd t o the boys,l and the nnder-reoorted c o n s e r ~

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command these fieures which I - have made to w a k And imme- d1ale.y they muved. and wheu he rnmmanded them to return, [hey relurnrd HI. had .dso m.lde the fi ures of birds and sparrows, wlich, when he commanded to fly, did fly, and when he commanded lo stand still, did stand still: and if he gave them meat and drink, they did eat and drink." [Gos?d according to lames, the Proteusngelian" Chapter 15, verses 4-13).

We also are told of a darker side to the boy: "Another time lesus went forth into the street. nnd a bov running bv, rushed upon his. shouldof: i\t which Jesus being angr said to him, thou shalt no no k t h e r . And he ~~~~ ~ ~~

instantly fill down deed." [from the Gospel according to Thomas. Cha ter 2. verses 7-91,

~ p v i a u s l y , these Gospels never made i t into the final edi- tion. The above quotes may be faund in The Lost Books of the Bible mndTh. PorgottsnBaoksol Eden A Meridian Book. bv The New American ~ibra'ry: Inc. Whet is interesting is how many

hrases end key slatementa ! ound m the New Testament are found throughout these rejected Guapels. The words anddeedsaf Christ travelled by word of mouth acroaa the generations and were finally set down in many forms. What's certain about the Gospelsis theirimpact on Western history: what's un- certain is their "historical accu- racy."

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from the grave. Both Kaznntza- kis and Scoraese have an agenda, albeit a davotionsl one, in bringing their vision of Chriat to us. At the beginning of the film a

uate from the bookstatesoneof ?he centrsl themes: humanity has s "duel nature"; our lives are a "battle between the apirit and the flesh."

Certainly Jesus seems particu- larly embroiled in this dualistic universe. He at one point da tes : "Cod is inside. the devil is out- aide, in the worldaroundus."We ara told by Judaa: 'What's good for man isn'tgoodforCddl'Onky when the' devil takes an a ples- ssnt form tolcadJesuson hislast temptation, do we hearof aMHar- mony between the earth end the heart."

No change

All this reflects a traditional male philosophy of strict body- /soul seoarstion. iesus seems to take u k m l y ktisfaction in saying to his mother. "1 don't have a mother. I have a father in heaven."

Another ares i found suroria. ingly conventional in this 'supposedly radical film is the treatment of miracles, the mast likely apocryphal addition to Christian literature. We aee

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m a n y m i r a c u i o u s e v e n t s - harsh, dry, pitiless landscape as ex- or post-messiah and paul councils chsrged with formuiat- throughoutthefilm.My least fa- with extremes of hot and cold as the strident in8 Scripture. You're presented vourite involves Jesus "display- and seemingly no precipitation. preacher of a new ]tot. with two texts. One dapicta the ing his Sacred Heart" to the Everything and everyone is co- curs duringthe"1ast temptationv messiah as a strong, decisive, vi- disciples: my fsvaurite ia a vered with a layer of dust and where Christ fantasizes o f sionary. charimmtic leader: the wonderful scene where a group dirt. svoiding the crucifixion, having other presents s sometimes va- posseaaed by deirlons rise out of The cultural backdrop pro- children and growing old. cillating, unsure figure con- roadside pita to becuredof their vides s compellingly subtle cri- ,,id ,*", hears stantly struggling between his torment by Jesus end the disci- t i q u e of o u r t r a d i t i o n a l Paul.a sermon: already his life perceived mission and his per- ples. perceptions of the period. ha, bee,, to a pat for- sonal desires. Which of these

The two elements i enjoyed Against the bleakness of a life- far a young religious insti- would you choose7 and appreciated most in the film less landscape, humanity in t,tion, lesus becomes angry and I hsveone finalobservationon were the humanity o f C h r i ~ t , ~ ~ d compensation seeming1 ex- the supposedly novel ideas pres- the exhaustive detailedphysical plodes in an orgy of raw ?king. ented in this film: are there any and cultural content of the time. The film is awaah with images 1 other examoles of literature.

and sounds: clouds of smoke; all

An orgy of manner of chanting and music; activity ranging from wild ec-

raw l i v h static abandon to time honoured .. ritual: and blood - rivers of I

After spcndmg tlme wllh a amall group in the desert. I P ~ M ssvs he ferla mlv for mankind snb benins his k i r h r v . He finds that "Cod only talks tdmaalittle at a time." This often lesves him unsure and hesitant. not know- ing what will ha pen next. He's visibly surprise$ at the words coming out of his mouth and at the miracles that occur. Thisisaf course verv confusing and uo- settrng to his cantempbrartes is well as hw current followers 11'8 alsoorobebl\~ciosertatheartusi

thanihe idealized image of documents compliedcenturies later for the purpose of unifying a growing religious community.

Prophet. are b2,naturp chaa: tic, strange and r~ghtening ftg ures. They tend to be u setting and confusing in what tRey say. They attract those who will benefit most from the worldchann-

ihinga changed." - Perha s the strongest element

to this film i s the cultural and physical context its characters struggle to survive and grow in. It's one of unremitting bleakness

bloodflowing in gutters framin- I numerable J h k i m u l q altars An enma1 rs eviscerated before our eves at lhc w r d d l n ~ fens1 m can&. The prostituie Mary I Msgdslene keeps her clientele eager for their turn b having e m a a t in t e o m 1 where she and her preaent client I npostal Paul -

strident

sacred or atherwtse. prcsenttns thepusslbil~ty uf Jesusnot dying on the moos and tnatcsdIt\ ing to old age and having children? Two examples only w ~ l l hec~ted here. An example of s sacred work is the recorded words nf the nroohet Mohammed - Tba

enthusiastically &ke love for L all to see. This irr a world where .I none are sheltered from any con- calls Paul a liar. Paulshocka him ditions of life. by frankly stating that who he is

The one limitation of the film and what really happened is ir- in this area is its inability lo pro- relevant. What matters is the

u&. 'The second is the book ?he Hal Blood and The Holy G r d , a i sc ina t ing piace of sec- ular scholarship. What these works sa deservea sfuturearti- cle and s!h receive one.

"I'm glad I met you, because now I can forget all about you"

vide us with smells. Have no concept of lesus Christ -virgin doubt. lesusandeveryoneelseof birth, miracles, crucifixion and the time amelledt Thm physical resurrection, "Look at the pao- intensity is matched by the emo- ple." he says. "their only hope is tional intensity of the eople. the resurrected Christ. He fin-

~ t ' s the pwpie who Betermine iahcs with jesus by saying "Sm the destiny of all prophets. They glad Imet you, becausenow Ican are miserable, hungering for a forget all shout you." sense of purpose and a l o n 8 i n ~ It seems that within agmer s - far hope; yet, they are confused tian of s charismatic lssdsr'slife. and angry when actually con- themessagsispackagedforspir- fronted with "the one who has itusl consumption, tidied u . been foretold." and all superfluous detairs Po. me, the most significant edited out.

moment of the filmcomes during Picture yourself on one of the the confrontatton between leaus

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I said earlier Scarasss has an agenda in making this film. The fact i* cvcrvone. from the numerous authors and editors of the four accepted Gospels onward has had some agenda when ap- praschmg thrs myeterious figure. The dgrector Mar t in Scorsese, sees the film as the long awaited completion of "a pefsonal prayer."

The conservsliva elements of the church won't like it. but it isn't msde for clerics. It's made far eople who don't think about Cogand who needaspiritualex- perience," he says.

Whatever your thoughts and feelings an the subject of the film, you may be sure of being treated to s visual and intrliec- tual feast. The Last Tamptatlom d Chri.1

continues at the Hyland. 141 On- tsrio Street North. Kitchansr - showtime 8:OO p.m.

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28 Imprint, Friday. September 30, 1988 ARTS

An overview of Civil Rights Years

Word proceulng made simple.

'MI about manual labor. The only of text is a snap, deleting words is a thing more compbted than most word cinch and inserting words is effortless. ~IOC~SSOIS is their instruction manuals. In fact, PWP 40 is so incredii simple

You can wade thmugh hundreds of to use, you can pidc it up in praaicab . pages of "user interfaoes" and "output m time. fonts" or try something far simpler: The T h a t w a ~ , ~ c a n s @ ~ Smith Corona PWP 40 R.ssonal W d of your time arritine. And l e m of Rocessor. your time reading about writing.

UsingPWF'4Oistrulyanexerasein simplidty. Our easy-tdolbw 'htorial DataDisk teaches you that moving blaks

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whites created &&ity between the races. Although Hous- ton was not successfd in his project, he did have a major im- oact on the ore-civil richta oo- hod. ~ o u s t d n later weit od to head the law school et Howard's Unlverstl\ - an rnstltulion that tramed man" future NAACP - ~~- ~

iawjers, i&dil;ding eventual Su- preme Court Judge Thurgood Marshall.

Juan Willisma spends aubse- ouent c h a ~ t e r s fleshing out the years aft& t h i 1854 %upreme Court decision that deemed se- gregation illegal. Instead of giving an overview of the years that followed. Williams looks at sps- cific events that highlight the verioua facela of the civil righta struggle.

The murder of Emmett Till, a 14-year-old Chicago boy spending-the summer 01 '55 wiih his couain in Misaisslppi, und lines the dse~rootadwhi ts& lo the i n e h b i l i t y of raaa l equality Till W M removed from his cousln's house by Roy Bryant and 1.W. M~lsn . neverelv beaten. shot'h the head and thrbwninto the Tallahatehie River, after sayin Bye Baby IoBryant'swife outsidfe of B local stare. Brvsnt and Milan were tried for fill's kidnappin and murder, hut were freeB when the all white jury found them to he not guilty.

The Montgomery Bus Boycott. the integration of Little Rock High School, the f reedom summer in Misaissi pi in lW4, and the Selma msrcR are among the events that Willisma exam- ines.

While Wiliism'e straightforward text makes for a quick read, what really makes this book worthwhile are the intsr- views with civil right, participants, the numerous

r hotographa, and thcmemorabi- 1s f ~ m the pariod. The Wttle

Rock .tory i s brought lolifewith pholographm of both black and white participants and an inhr- view with Melba Beals recalling her first day at Wttle Rook High. The handbtlh of the whits ex- tremirte and rscollectiolu of Ar- k a n s a ~ NAACP preddent Daimy Bats. d l add an immsdiac to William's writings. he m u % h a powcdul ovewisw of t hceu ly yean of the cvil right8 n w v r

ARTS impr~nt . Frlday. September 30. 1 9 8 8 29

Two Arts hacks commit social suicide as they expose:

The awful truth about girls! by the P is Posse lmprint ilaff

decided to skedaddle on'down far a night of Mediterrsnean- etvle fun with name smokin' Maltese mamas

"Oh bummer, dude." ssld ] M~chael, seemg the darkened fa- cade from across the street "11's closed "

Turns out the dance was Wed- nesday n~ght . But d~ssppomi- men1 turned to near-arnssmx jay when wesaw apostefidver- tiring Nsncy Sinatra at the Al- bion Hotel just up the street.

"Hey man, isn't she dead?" Zach asked in confusion.

"No, man, you're thinkin' of Jsnis joplin."

"Bargain of the century or what7 Only three clsms. Let's motor."

Trying to heat the SRO cmwd we knew was sure to show up. we arrived early. on1 lo he re- buffed by some be& woman doing the sound check. We hustled downstsirs far s round of Arkanoid and some suds. Part-time Imprint reporter and full-time hepcat Rhondaatopped to chew the fat an her way to the heed, trying to up her street wed quotient in the process.

"Hey Rhanda. I used to have clothes like thst 'ti1 my dedgot s ioh." , - -

"BOY, you guys sure know how to sweet talk a girl."

"Yo, chill, babe. We were only kidding. But forget about us running your story in the next issue."

"Yeah. thanks for nothing, you shiftless losers. See vou st the show."

Finally, the clock struek nine. and we madeourwsv uostairsto get seats really closho ihe stage,

"Gee, seems kinds empty." jMR settled in and capped a

couple of brewskis while Zsch went for food. Looking around

I MR saw e gentleman that ooked a little out of place. IMR

sidled over to talk with this in- trepid oldster.

"Yol Pops what do you say?' "Get away from me you beat-

nik communist!" "Hey man, chill. You here to

see Nancy SinsIra7 Should be a good show, eh7

"What's it to you7Nowpissoff before I kill you."

Meanwhile Zsch was getting some perogies.

We were chaw~ng down when Iaquie X. strode In. Aces, we thought, now thlsevent hascam- plete street credl We asked her how Ion she had been a Nancy Sinatrs fan.

"Clue in chumps, this is The Nancy Sinatras, a hybrid hand of Fifth Column and Beverly Bratt 's bend." o great , s supergroup

straight out of the unshaved armpits and womyn's centers scene of Queen Strest." JMR mined.

Plumbing t h e dep th s of madness: t h e Nancy Sina t ras

"Hey man don't he so close- hag too, dressed in suede flared minded, my talk with August the pants snd ah so cool sungleasea. perogie man red ly opened my The chick on the kazoo was

Let's give the hand a dressedincalf length hootsanda 3%. purple fringed vest. She played Finally the sacred moment sr- in tune and everything, but we

rived and they took to the small recognized her sa the bald girl stage and started playing some who glared at us during the aixties sang. They were pretty sound check. good musicians far girls, but The standout performer was they sure were sexy in the kind theleadsinger; what a babe. She of clothes that the Bangles could could sing like nohod s husi- only wish to wear. ness, moving across txe stage

like a Ieooard in heat, and mak-

PhMQ by

Hubha hubbs. The drummerwss Beverly Bratty, sure she could keep time hut ahe looked like Rose Marie from the Dick Van Dyke show.

The whole concept of these Sapphic sangstresasa trying la be him marvv and gravid i s ob- vioudly the besperke pies for help of a diseased mind.Not sad. more like pothetic. The Alblon had made the rash oromise to - - ~

Not only was K - Y e great gull- mg crazy eye movements. She provide 30 bands in ihr 30 days artst but she was a knockout m was spectacular in a black man- of September. Looks like they her mini-skirt, flehncts end bra. rdrsaa and blonde wru aa scxv as had in dn anmr serious acrsoine

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The bassist was a pretty boas the r ia l ~ & c v S i n a h anv dav. to fill thst mo t s .

I Marlin Travel South C a m ~ u s Hell. Universitv of Waterloo 1

30 lmorint. Friday, September 30, 1988 ARTS

CRONENBERG 'S NEW FLESH by John Zwharish Imprint 8taff

them out himself. Beverly, in his turn, does mast of the herd gyne- cological research which has el- lawed the brothers to rise to

often strange relationships between identical twins, the psychology of drug dependence and the nature of lave and ieslousy. As well, the dc ture is infused

that a woman would prefer him over his brother, and develops a paranoid insecurity about his new relationship. Elliot can't believe that a woman would refer his brother over him. anBnoes It waa David Cronenbern's at-

prominence. All their livee, the pair have

aharedevervthinc. hut aaoanner with a gruaank cyberpunk tone. and plenty of commentary about how we interact with each other

lenlmnn I O ~ P I A I I lhitl m d e 1 8 8 8 ~ The Fly oneuf lhe best m o \ ~ e s o l the year. tnstead of the cheesy c unker !I well could have been 11 was llmal imauls, don8 ~ 8 t h \'I deudrome u h ~ h has allowed Crunenbere on the babm of hnr

about trytnn in wrn C lam &I When C l a m ruts O J I I I I f h H

mowe for ten months. Beverlvrs famed actresa. Claire Niveau [Genevieve Bujold], a patient of the brothers. falla in love with

in situations with which we're not accustomed. All in the space of two hours I n boot. Deod Rin- gers is both brilliant and bril-

Elliot thrown into a tails& of &a-

liantly economical, and one of the best of the decade.

"old daprrawun a"J. bellivtny that C l a m is havmg an a f l a~ r . deve lo~s an unhealthv deoend-

Beverly. Suddenly, each twin must confront demons which. before now, never had reason to surface. Beverly can't believe

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seminsl work in the seventies. to ence bn pills. ~ f t & a' few forgesdmtinct. ind~vldual i t ) le the best example of u h x h is the new naud Rmuarr. Of all hia

mlacues Elllot mansgee to nurw h>m hark Ill normal. but Beverly s t ~ l l tsn t cured thereasunClam

major films, it h the least gory. the most complex: it is also chil-

and extraordinarily tom- %na.

came to the brothers in the first place woe becau~e she hso three r w u x e s , esch l e a d m ~ 10 thrw seDflrale rumvdrtments in her

rere& Irons plays both Bev- erly and Elliot Mantle, identical twins whose early obsession with the female form brings them later lame in adulthood, es i n t e r n a t i o n a l l y r enowned . highly successful fertility experts. The siblings thrive an a mutually dependent relatian- ahip: the outgoing, self-confident Elliot introduces the introverted Beverly to most of his sexual partners after trying

uterus. Becaise Beverly, for most of his life, has related to women via their genitals. his crazed obsession with Claire leads him to view all normal women as mutants, and his practice begins to slip through his fingers.

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R SPORTS Warriors score two touchdowns, but ...

Gryphons steamroll to easy victory by Mike McGraw Imprint Staff

Sometimes, bad habits can beoome chronic. For the Waterloo Warriors, losing has become a way of l i f e

Last Saturday at Guelph. the War- riors continued their woeful ways as they were cruahed. 31-14 by the sixth- ranked Gryphons. It dropped Water- loo's record to 0-3 and was its 28th consecutive regular season loss slnce 1984.

Although the Warriors recorded their first two touchdowns of 1988, there's s catch - both were scared by the defence. interception returns for majors by cornerheck Larry Vaughn (16 ysrda) and linebacker Dave Shaw (20 yards) gave UW its l sqe s t point output of the season. Waterloo has now scored 1 7 points in its first threegames, and have allowed 84.

Vaughn was a human hi-lite film. In addition to the gutsy touchdownreturn. he ran back s missed field goal 103 yards fram the UW end zone only to be hauled dawn on Guelph's 12-yard line. Along with Shaw. Vaughn spearheaded s spunky defence which blanked the high-fl ing Gryphon offence until late in the Xrs t half.

Human hi-lite film: Vaughn shines

"Vaughn and Shaw played the best game ihhey'ue played -all- year." said coach Chuck McMann. "They play hard and with enthusiasm. hut thev're always trying to get better. What we need is some mare guys to learn and get better. That's what every practice is far."

The offence performed its weekly horror theatre. forthethirdconaecutive week, the UW offence was blanked. Even more agonizing is that they came up empty fram inside Guelph's 12-yard line an two occasions.

The day started with en unfamiliar explosion by Waterloo's offence. On the second play from ncrimmage, quarterback Brian Lenart scampered 80 yards on an option play to the Guelph five. However, on a third down ga~nble. Le- mart ran intu a brick wall at the one- vard line. . The offence sputtered once again after Vaughn's 103 yard runback in the thirdouarter. Another third downaam- ble fa ind Lenart crushed at the ~ d p h five-yard h e

McMann felt these two disasters changed the tempo'of the game.

"If we had scored those two touchdowns - it's s different game." com- mented McMann. "On the firat series they didn't stop us, we stopped our-

- have scorid, but he ' dihn't follow through."

"The offence started off better. but we got right backinto ouraldhebits.ltwan blocking problems with everybody, not just the offenlllve h a . In the aptionaf- fence, blocking is very important. We could do the job with the offensive line we have ifthey woulddo theright steps. With en option offence ou're always doubling somebody and reaving somc- body open - blocking is very impor- t ~ * t . ~ '

L Lenart passed for iuat 32 yards, going

3 for ?through theair. Waterloonotched a meagre six first downs scraping out 184 yards. But the starting pivot was a one-man ground game, running the ball 12 times for 100yards on theafternoon. Once Guelp+ highly armored offence

got roiling. 11 never looked hack. The OUAA's leading quarterback, Mike Shoemaker dismantled Waterlao'~ de-

Waterloo linebacker Dave S h a w pummels Guelph quarterback last Saturday. It w a s one of t h e f e w t imes passed for 364 yards a n d four touchdowns.

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The Gryphons came storming out of the locker room in the third quarter. Shoemaker orchestrated a 75-yard drive on Guelph'sfirst possession, cap- ptngit with a l0.yard touchdownstrike to Mitch Grigg. Waterloo blocked Liun- berg's conversion attempt lo keep the Guelpb lead at 24-7.

target, hauling in eight pesses for 115 yards.

Shoemaker was hot

A boisterous homecaminn weekend crowd watched a scoreless f;st quarter dominated by grill deience. The Cry- J phons were plague by penalties, which halted two potent drives and hraught hack one touchdown. Finally, a 34-yard single by Carl Liungberg mid-way through the second put Guelph up 1-0. Then the offence kicked into h i ~ h near.

On the opening play of t i e next Guelph drive. Shoemaker and Dudley

the ensuing kickoff, it set u p s 21-ysrh field goal by Ljunbera to make it 11.0.

But with 31 seconde left before half- time. Shoemaker hit slotback Bob McLay with a 21-yard touchdown pass to finish a masterful drive giving Guelph an 18-7 lead m the half.

' I he Wnmnrs threatened eddy i r l the lourth iquarler. drlvmg to the C:rvplwn 35-vard lmr But rn, hqws fn r~no f f en - slvr polnl w e n rquaohed when (:me Chdrlwrfumhled ontheCuelph 15after catchmy a Lenart screen paus.

Shortly after. Shaw intercepted a. Shoemaker DaSS at the Gueloh 20 and

Guelphieed the cakelatein thefourth ( ( I I P . ~ ~ ; %nth a ymmwky p i q I.mng up for a ftcid goal deep in I'W territory. Sh.lrU,.,k*r 10c.k ih" ""I,,, ",!at I l l , a w,. de -o~en lim Farrell in the end zone to mskk it $?-lo

Punter Jim Harding had his usual busy day. kickingeight times far an av- mane of 33.1 vards. His fellow special team membere provided better protection this week, as Harding was battered only once by Gryphon rushers. Guelph was flagged lor roughing the kicker.

Defence overworked

McMann admitted that the defence tends to get tired when it is on the field for an extended period of time.

"Anytime the defence is out there for 85 or 70 playa, they're going to get tired."

Overall. McMann has seen imllrove- ment in the Warriors.

' I tbmh there's a deftnlte improve; ment. but thew P still B long way to gn

Tomorrow afternoon ISsturdavl. the Warriors host their iellaw EiIIar- dwellers, the York Yeomen at Sea- gram's Stadium. Like the Warriors, the Yeomen are 0-3, have scored lust 24 points and allowed 92. This m s i be the last chance the Warriors have to break their four-year famine, with McMaster. Laurier and Windsor waiting in the " wings far the next three weeks.

But McMann sew theSeptember 17th loss to Toronto (24-2) ss Waterloo's beat shot at a victory this aenaon.

"I thought Toronto was our best chance at a win. York's offence is like ours and their defence is very tough - Laurier couldn't run the ball against York and neither could Windaor. The McMaster game will be tough (October 8). they're better than U of Tsndshauld make the playoffs."

In other words. expect a low acoring battle fought in the trenches tomorrow afternoon. Kickoff time is at 2 p.m. WARRIOR NOTES: Head coach Dave "Tuffy" Knight ia doing well. and has been resting st home far the past two weeks

GROUNDED: This w a s o n e of t h e few t imes t h e Gueiph offence didn't move t h e ball last Saturday.

32 lmpr~nt. Frtday. September 30, 1988 SPORTS

Rugby Warriors nuke RMC by Ghnn Hmusr Imprint s t d f

torious as well, winning 16-6. once again, the warrior for.

wards dominated their oppasi- tion numbers, both in the set pieces and loose play. They were led by flanker Blair Falconerand speedy prop Jim Closs, with Alan Phillips providing some masterful hooking in the scrum- msgas. The Werriors took 51 of 74 scrummages andlineouts thst occurred during the game. The forwards will have to continue their dominant play in order to defeat stronger sides suchas To- ronto and Laurier,

Kendall dominated

A player who will dominate in the OUAA this year, and who certainly did against RMC, is fly-half Adam Kendsll. Recently selected to represent Ontario in the National Chsmpionships in Alberta this fall. Kendall is expected to lead the Warriors as

team captain and by example on the held. Kendallsn ihetdnr for the game at RMC by scorlng the firat two trve of the match. in addition to -kicking4 converts and 3 penalties for s total of 25 points. With such an experienced player on the field, the Warriors level of plav increased several notches &riast week's 4-0 sleeper against Brock.

Could have been worse

Five other pla ers roundedout the scoring. w i d trys scored by Closs and Falconer. and by acrum-half Steve Sclatar, win- er Paul Overbaugh, and ful- f b ack Mike F i s e h e r . T h e

Warriors atill could have had e better game than they did; the score might have easily been B b 0. Droppsd balls by the Warrior back8 as well aa aome minor problems consolidating the ball in the forwards erased asvrral scorrng opportunrtws Playtng dgdrwl trmlw IUCII dll Lducier and Toronto. the Warrrora candl offurd lo make these klnds of er- mrs.

The 1uni.r Varsity Warriors had a more difficult time with RMC's 2nd team. Overall. the Redmen showed everyone present that they are enlhuslastlc about the game of rugby, with many large and hard-hitting individuals. Their inexperience coat them thu game however, with players such a s Gerard Grsnssull showing why they should be playing at the Varsity level. Other bright spot. include

a much improved Vuyo Ngca- keni, a determined Glenn Gould, and in his first game ever at prop. Chria Canraa.

In league. play, the Warriors are tied for firat d a c e with Trent with 2-0records;Laurier and To- ronto are right behind at 1-1, RMC and surprisingly, Brock. are W2. The Rugby Warriors played Laurler on Wednesday (score unsvsilabls at press time) and a n at home for a rematch mainst Brock tomorrow s t 1:oo

r m. an Columbre Field. Water- oo wtll host Trent as ~ e i l on

the followtng Saturday. Oct 8.

Tied for first

The tourlng tradition of rugby teama ail over ths world ia kept intact at Waterloo. The Waterloo Warriors Rugby Club is in itself a separate entity from the Vsr- sity aides that represent the university. Recent toura include: Eastern U.S. tour (undefeated) wirh a win over NCAA champion Harvard in 1983. Mardi Grss Tournament Championa a t New Orleans in 1084, and an exciting tour to the British Isle8 in I987 with a win over the Edin- burgh Wanderers in S~o t l snd . In April 1989, a tour entitled "Rugby Aid - Live a t Wreck Beach" in Vancouver. B.C. is planned, with confirmation from UBC and the University of Vic- toria for games. The best rugby in Canada is playedin0.C.. making this tour B great experience for Waterloo rugby thst should benefit our team next year.

REACH FOR THE SKY: The rugby Warriors had n o trouble disposing of t h e RMC Redmen last Saturday, decimating t h e host squad, 45-0. The junior varsity t e am also won, 16-6.

&I0 b" J.11 H."d.Ik..

Opinion

Steroids - controlled use should be allowed Black market steroids are dan-

PEIOUB. - Under banks of fluorescent

tubes, pulleys squeak and cast iron clanks. Agonized grunts and the smell of sweat permeate the humid procasssd sir. The weight room is no longer the Mecca for body builders.

In g ms like these, you canus- uaily find someone who has access to s s u p ~ l y of anabolic

The rewards of success in at- hletics are obvious. Athletes who want to be the best channel their high needs for achieve- menta into extracting the ulti- mate performance from their bodies. Thia takes discipline.

Users of anabolic steroids have been typically portreyedas people looking for a shortcut to take them to atardom.

Of couree theabuseof steroids is wrone. It is not o r o o e ~ for en

The important realization is that anabolic steroids are available via prescription from a doc- tar. In s conscientiously applied program of drug enhancement. supervised by a physician, an athlete can extractthemaximum from their bodies with a minimum of sideaffects. Why should human ph siology be denied the beneflta oi"techno~ogy~

The only proper way to control steroid uae ia to make it h i t i -

best from their athletes and hence. scmnttsls end physicians have adm~nistered the drugs and documented theosrformance be- nefite, cur ren t l i it is estimated that more than three quarters of ranked athletes are using anabolic ateroids.

Make it legitimate

Obviouslv most ere not

Instead, steroid use should be acknowledged as a necessary Part af international competition. Meet organizer8 ahould ata baing hypocriticel end con- ce& not only to the athletes but to the s ectators and sponsors who are Tooking for anew world record.

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steroids. athlete to gain the strength and mate. For y e a m e a s t a r n bloc caught. ~ h e i n s w e r is not &re speed through the useof drugsin countries have experimented testing or random testing. There gross quantities in an attempt to with muscle inflating drugs to will always be advancement in

In the worst cases, overuse 01 shorten the trsinin eriad. This enhance the performanceof their the technologies with officiale steroids can cause i r r s~a r sb l e is not only unheaftgy, but i n - athletes. Their governments playing cat and mouse withath- liver damage and death. moral. have demanded no leas then the letes.

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Athenas shock many I Polo Warriors Warriors take 2nd at UWO in better shape 1

by Kevin Shmm

On one of the tounhest cross

compete in the OWIAA cham- pionahips. Cherla Spinney, 70th. and Linda Sullivan, who fin- ished 81~1, were theotherwater- loo scorers. Not far behind were Denise Eppich. 89th. and Ingrid Vanderachot, Oath, while Linda Hachey. Marina Ionen, and Val Todd rounded out the team in IOlst. 103rd, and 115th places, respectively.

Paul Ernsl , running well within himaalf, won the bronze medal, and Scott McLellan cracked the top ten, finishing in n h t h place. Chris Ro~~ers . mean- I Waterpolo. relegated to thr bark penre for !he moat part.

~nmed the m ~ t e r of Wdmor 8porte more than s decade ago It remsrns en unknown s ~ o r t tn art due ID the fact our ~ o u l l s not I country courses in t6e pravmce.

there was no holdmn bark the Unlvrrsrtv of Waterloo h a t Sot- whrle: ran an aman& race He

was not e m o q the topf~f tyaf te r the h s t mile. but moved un

urday. Led by PeuiErost'sthirdplaoe

~egulation therefore t6e ~ a r ; i o r s have no home g ines . This year's team however, seems set upun destroying its anonymity and establishing itself $g one of Waterloo's formidable varsity sports.

I . ) I stmnsly the rest of the l o k;- finish. the Warriors edged out Queen's for second place at the 14th Annual Western Invits-

lometre course to take twalfth. Al Faulds snd Peter Self in 18th and 23rd. were Waterloo's other

18na presents many new ch&enyes lor !he team. UOI only do they ha r ea n ~ w hradrosch: ShanrRallons,alourth yeargradu- ate student worknnv on hts PhU I I I stat ist~cs, rcplscinn Oavld

tionai Cross Country Meet, herd el London's Thsmss Valley Golf Course. The Athenss. mean-

scorers. Veterans Kevin shook in 38th, and Sean McGuiness. fighting off illness in 47th, ac-

'quilted themselves well, and Dale Lapham and Shamir Jemai ran to 53rd and 85th plam fin- iahes, respectively. It was a tough day, though. for Peter Brooks. Stomach problems dm ped him fromanearl grou wit! Rogers. Shoom, J l A , and he wound up in 85th.

Ernst takes bronze ~~. while, s u r ~ r i s i d evervone but

Hcinbuch, but ;he &vision syetem set up has thim fachg nine teams t h i ~ yesr instesd of the usual five. The laughcompetition isn't d~ter r ing coach Roliana' optimismforthair chancesaf making the finals.

themscl\rd wrth them k h place f~n t sh 1 hey had been seeded last m the 15 school ftcld

Women's coach Andy Heal was very plessedwith his team'a performance, notingthesuperior fitness and intelligence shown

Hnllans IS the first tu edmlt last year was s drosppa~otmeni theres no other way todescr~be frnlshmg frfthout uf ftve tesma m the ueslern dtvmon The 1987 edltron of Warrmrs W s r e r w l ~

Athenas were 6th by his charges, <ha came on strongoverthelater stages ofthe hill", 5 kilometer race. Another

After several mars uf medio- was mauled by graduations and workterms, and wascamp&ed far the mast part by inexperienced rookies.

encburaging sign is the youth of the team. Of the ten Athens fin- ishers, only llll Francis is not in her first or second year of cam-

cre results. ~a t ; r l oa may again be ready to field a top-flight women's team. Of the five schools ahead of the Athenas, three were American. Jill Ran -

This w a r the team is more exoeriencedand turnout at oracti- Unfortunately, the el i t is t structure of the Weatern meet (only twelve runners per tesm) allowed Waterloo to field only a fraction of its large cmss country team. The Guelph open, being held tomorrow on the course thatwillalso bethesiteof the OUAAlOWlAA champion- shi s, will l e e over forty man anBwomen from waterloo competing.

petition. A strategy of tough running

worked for the Warriors, too. Last year's winning team from Waterloo placed four runners in the top ten, but the loss of three of these men led Waterloo to be seeded sixth among the 11 teams competing in London. The War- riors made a mockery of this ranking, beating all but the host tesm.

ces hasbeen imuressive. As weil. lsst season's tou three s'corers Mtchsrl Cash hurben \lolner end l ~ f f Slalrr are returnmg Also to be noted are two very imprrssr\e roukreo Hdmlltun#nn Mark Cmenhen end C w d H ~ a d . u ho oiatvd w t h the l ondon

cid tenth place shows she is ready to run with the best inthe province. First-year Kinesiology student Merci Aitken, in 18th place, and 37th place Lisa Laf- fradi eives an indication of the

Lasers a n d h a s a member of the 0ntari; l inior Waterpolo team. Because there are only 13 on a team, this year is dumptruoks more competitive.

depth on the Athenas. while competition look8 to be swelling far the remaining spats on the 7-oersnn team that will

1 "Exnerience is a definite asset." says coach Rollans, '"but a lot (

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Soccer Warriors slowly improving by Stout Cortez the first half when a shot from Laurier and lo Guelph. On the sive shell, Incessant oressure nence was led hv atarmidfimtder

Five games into the 1988 War- rior soccer season, the Warriors arelooking betterthantheyhave for four years. Their record is

for i 5-1 thrashinn administer;d by our arrh-rivais - the WLU Golden Hawks The Wsmors two remamnv namca in thefrrst hslf of the ;&on are against McMester and perennial league doormats the "mighty" Ryerson Rams. There is a good chance that the aoccer team could finish the first hslf of the sesson over ,500 for the first time in five years.

caneidarsblc distance meen- dered its way into the bsckof the net. After s clarification of the d e s the Warrior's star rookie goaltender Dan Sicoli was allowed to use his hands and pro- ceeded to perform brilliantly for the duration of the mstch. This included a stupendous save off s Brack free kick and the ensuing rebound during the second half. just a s the Warriors were pre- paring to write another gameoff, Glenn "Stuart" Clarkson slotted home theequslrrer Thwtook ih* wmd out of Brnck's sails and the Warrlors were able to olav the remaining minute withdut L i n g scored on. The 1-1 final scan was indicative of the flaw of the

Saturday. the Warriors w o r e pumrna l~d hy L n u r ~ ~ r The Golden l lswks cmtrolied the play right from the opening whistle and were never in danxer of losine. At half-time. the ;care was arespectable 2-1 but three unanswered second half goals put the issue beyond dauht. Waterloo's only gaal wan scared by Clarkson directly off of a corner kick. The ball was horrendously misplayed by the WLU noalkeeoer. It was the tvoe of goal you n i ly expect to se;& "public school' playgrounds

On the Sundav the Warrtora tied a verypoor &dph aide 1-1. Once again, the Warriors ai- Inwad a loft woe1 at the h e ~ i n -

from the Waterloo offenbive unit resulted i n a goal from star forward andpoasiblefuture Rhodes scholar Wilf Grassau. This marker came with less than 15 minutes to olav. r -<

Last weekend (Sept. 24 (L 25) the Warrlors battled Wmdsor and Western at the lovely and ~ i c tu r e s suc Columbia o l s n n ~ i d d s ~ h e s c ftclds msk. &ery soccer match pla ed hare the ul- tlmate name of cKance. On Sat- urdav, The Warriors demaliahed Windsor 2-1. Aa uaual the War- tiara atarted slowly end were down 1-Oat theinterval. A "hy notic" half-time speech by t i ; Warrior coachingstaff eremedto

0 - - - - ., - . -. - -. Nazir Sacoor. Sacoor set up the equalizing gaal. scored by Wilf Graaaau, and netted the winner.

0 1 1 Suclday. the Warrwrs inst lo Western 1.0 The Warrmr,al- mads ahockrd by the Ben lohn. son steroid acsndsl turned In their most lacklustre performance to date. Western scored early in the gsme. Surprise1 Sur-

p r i m Waterloo never really threatened during the whole gsme seeming just to go through

the motions. Hopefully the soccer Warriors can bear down next weekend and come sway with four points.

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The Warriors began thc 1088 game. ning of the game. This ti&; ~icktheteamup.The~seemedto Waterloo plays ~ y e r s o n and season away at Brack. The The next weekend (Sept. 17 .% looper from 40 plus yards. have an extra gear the whole se- McMaster this Saturday and Badgers opened the scoring in 181 the soccer team travelled to Guelph then went into a defen- cond half. The Warrior reaur- Sunday on the road.

I Field Hockey tourney I Athenas hot! In an exhibition tournament

last weekend, the Waterloo Athenafield hockeytesmplayed steadily to garner a win and a t ic versus two losses.

Saturday morning. Annette Koehlcr netted two markers to spark the Athenas in a 2-1 victory aver Lsursntisn. Later that afternoon, the Athenas were cudgeled 5-0 by a club team."the Gophers." The consolation of this loss was the noted provincial and national tesm sxpe- riencs of most of the Gopher squad.

On Sundav, the Athenaa knot- ted ~ u e e n ' i 1-1. The Golden ~ s a l a tallied the first goal of the match in the first half.The Gaels ~. . ~ ~ - ~~ -

tsnuausly held a n to the lead as the Athenes threatened offen- sively for the majority of the contest. With two minutea re- msinins. Alison Brown finally drove in the equalizer an a psss fmm Carolyn Robinson.

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The Athenas then fsced na- The Wate~lao Athsnas soccer lory. Wsterloo came out flat tionslly ranked University of team has started the aesson on s againat a hard working Windsor Toronto in an afternoon match. hot streak. Victories last week team in a scoreless first half. The Blues ware held ncoreless sldenotm: over Guelph and Windsor have Late in the second half the for over thirty minutes. The Netminders Lori Parent and given the ~ t h ~ ~ ~ ~ a 3 - 1 ~ ~ c ~ ~ d t ~ Windaor goalkeeper had diffl- Athenas eventually cepitulstrd Iennifer Murray combined for a open the 1088 culty controlling e shot with in a respectable 2-0 loss. D e f m 2.0 gods against average in four O, wedneeday, spetember 21. Athens midfielder Wendy Smith sively. Robinson and Chris games. they hosted the Guelph Gry- fighting for the rebound. The McNeill played exceptionaily Lisa Bauer. member of the phons. In a hard fought conteat keeper took s swing at Smith well. 1984 Canadian Olympic field in the mid-field, the Athenas whocalmly walkedawsy,whilc

Field hockey coach. LiseBsuer hockey team is filling in for re u prevailed, 1.0. Sheri Mscdo- the Windsor keeper was given s feels confident her tesm is cepa- lar head coach ludy ~ c ~ r a e t f i i nal& blistering driveinthe first red card and e'ected from the ble of scoring more. Beuer looks month. McCrse is currently pro- half was ail UW needed, as the game. ~ e c d o n a l d made no mis- to returnees Maureen Owens. viding commentar for CBCcov- defence shut down Guelph's for- take on the penslt kick. drilling Janet MacPheraon and Koehler e w e of ~ l y m p i c ~ e l d hockey in w a d s to record the win. Karen the ball past the Eeeper for the to provide offensive power. Seoul. Waghorn and Linda Hartjes had only goal of the game. Nancy

outstanding games at fullback. Vrooman, a rookie keeper, re-

Tennis split while Sarah Brown controlled corded the shutout. the game in the midfield. The Athenas pla host to"

The Athenas travelled to Western on Friday d e m o o n nt Windsor on Septomber 24, and 4:30andtraveltoMcMa~terfor~ returned with a gritty 1-0 vic- game on Sunday.

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The Waterloo Athenas tennla team split their season opening tournament in Kingston this past weekend.

After sweeping Laurier. 8-0 in matchea, the Athenea ran into last year's champions. Queen's. The defending champs routed Waterloo, seven matches totwo.

The entire team played well agsinat Lsurier, while Shanika DsAlwia played an impressive

singles match against Queen's. Marcella Krainy sndKimBrand- ford plsyeda sc ta ru iar t snn~sm their trrumpi! over the number one doublss tram from Quscn'a

Other msmbern of the tennts team include Ruhuni DeAlwis. P a u h Hsdden. Siona Walker and Tracey Goldham. The team will host a tournament this weekend. where they will face Western and Guelph.

Synchru'a dedlcmed memhers are hack dgam for another year under the creauve coachmg of Rnnn~e Mack and lody Piibcam Last years rqusd fmrahrd an tmprrssrvc fourth in the OWIAA

The team is smaller thts year but hopes to Improve 11s perfur- rnance. Th. Synchron~sed Swrmmmg Athenes flrst r snk~ng meet ts an November 28 st Queens Unwerstty

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Volleyball juggernaut among ClAU elite by Craig WaIksr Imprint staff

Although perhaps unknown to many at UW the Warrior Volley- ball ieam haa a stronp wrnnuig Irsd~tmn. In the pa81 91% B ~ R P O I I B our Wetetluu teem h a s e n m i h e OUAA west five times and have been Ontario champs twice. This remarkable level of consiqtency is virtually unrivalled by any other UW varsity club. It is doubtful that the 88-89 season will be any leas successful.

This season. the Volleyball Warriors benefit from a very mighty line-up that is almost un- changed since last year. Twelve players return which means only two new players survived final cuts at the September 22 practice.

Newcomers include Mike Ful- lerton, a 1st year Englneerlng student from Montreal and Ian Heynen a setter and Cuelph native. The volleyball team have d e s m d Hevnsn's aerwcssfor the paat few &sons, however like mast UW students he was too involved in his studies to make a year long commitment. Furtu- nately he seems to have found enough time for this season.

The returning players are 3rd year setter Tony Martins, swing hit ter Scott Smith, middle blocker Steve Heck and power hitters Lech Bekesza and Brian Damman. Dave Plouff. Steve Smith. William Zabdek and def- snsrbu players FreJ Kuup. Dave Shun and Chrm W~lsun are also back wrth lrm McKinnon Last

yesr's captain Vince Deacampa will be helping coach Rob Atkin- son with the team.

Coach Atkinsan will not soec-

chance at being one of thebes t O n l a m teams Altnuugh CIAC rsnkings wtll not be available unnl November 2 it IP emeuted that the tesm will he well hi thin the lop ten. The Warriors havea very good shot at winning the OUAA.

Last year's OUAAchamps, the University of Toronto Blues. who defeated the Warriors in last year's close and well fought final, will be much weaker this year. Many of their pls ers will not be returning for tge 88-88 season. The same problem plagues the once tough Westem team. The onlv r e d threat to the Vollevball warriors' chances at a OUAA title comes from York. Although the Yeomen may be canaidered s rookie team. the"

hare formerly on the & a d m nat~anel leam lhat f s~ ledtoqual - ~ f y for the Olymp~cs Obv~ousl\ the) wall be very ~umpatttive

Still, big things are expected this year and the Volleyball Warriors are confident. Their first pre-season gsme will take place on October 15 s t the Brock Invitational Tournament while the regular season also kicks off s t Brock October 28. The first regular season home game will be Tuesday. November 2 against Laurier st the PAC.

GETTING READY: The Waterloo Warr~orsVolleyball t e am s d ~ l genrlypreparmg for rhe 89campa1gn Thns s ea san , t h e Warrlors h a v e a legmmate shot a t brangang h o m e t h e OUAAtnl and pernaps t he ClAlr crown T h e ~ r regular s ea son ge t s underway o n October 28 a t Brock

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Thm season Adam was nsmed captain of the Warrior rugby team and his expertise and iead- ership are expected to help the Warriors to become a dominant force in the OUAA.

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~ & m n Campus Minislry. 10.M pm Cendlelight Eucharist in Keffsr Chaps1 WLS Bricker St. at Seagram Coffee hour following.

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C.h F r n ~ l r Crepes. cafe. cafe Viennoiri. boisrons chauder i h n bav- ereoes). Presented by the 'Cercle Francair' in the Environmental Stu- dies Courtyard batwean 11.:30 - 14:30.

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SUNDAY. OCTOBER 2 Klnr tudmb: KSA meeting 5308MH cafeteria. Hear about Career Planning Services. Homecoming plans andthe plans for ? "How 10 Make a Prerenta~ lion" semlnar.

Lulh.mC~mpus M#n#ntry 11 Warn Ssrv~oe of Holy Communmn. Keffsr Chapel WLS Brlcker St at Albert Coffee hour following

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L v m m Stud.nt Movement Supper p o g r m Meats 5-7 om. 177 Alban St at Seagram ~n Lutheran Student

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBSR 6

tnmtltut. of Peace and Canflln Studtes Conrad Grebel College

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C n d m World Youth is now rscrult- in9 panicipantn ba twen 17 and 20 ler of December 31. 19881 lor sx- change prqrammss with dewloping m u n t r m i n Africa. Asia. Latin Amer- ica and the Caribbean. Exchanges Stan asesrlyas June 1989. Finaldea- line for spplications i n January 27/1989. For application forms or more inlormation. contact Canada World Youth. Ontario Ragmal Oflice. 386 Blwr St.. West. 2nd floor. To- ronto. M5S 1x4. (416) 922-0776.

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Th. nouse of Debates ks back and ready for argusment We wdl m at 5 30 pm . Rm 228 Sslpfrled Hall

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primarily for studknw who w i th lo mahemore effective useofthellbrary. Reference sources in a particular area of study MI1 be emphasized. English 1:30 pm., health studies 2:X) pm. Mael at the lnformat8on Desk, Dana

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Laymen's Ermnpollcel Fellowsh~P stble study at 7 M pm in CC 11 0 All are we l~ome A m m l y lmm.t loru l Group 118 general msmtng CC 135. 7 30 pm MOVIBI. sp~akers. and olter inlarest ~np stuff New rnsmbets are always

R w r c h WOrLlhop. These 50- minute workshoos are designed p imar ib tor rtudents who w i i h to make more sffactiw use ofthe library. Imprint exports Reference sourcar in a panicular area of s t W will ta emphasiwd Histow 130 p m =la-ics, philovphy and religious studies 230pm. Meet at the Information Desk. Dana Porter

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The l m p r i ~ t i sava i l ab le off-campus at the fo l l ow ing locat ions 1 l :Wpm. inroom 1lOoftheCampus Cmtrs. For an informative svanbng d films. speakers. dincumom and so- cializing. All are welcome. w.I~~,o Go Club invites hglnning plsyarstolessonsstarting a1 7 W u m . and players lo lras playing rime at 7 3 0 om.. B.C. Mat thew Hall. r a m

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Old sounq games, her. and now. New exhlbl of m ~ l t i ~ ~ l t ~ r a l games featuring German, Mediterranean. Orlsntal and Korean games. 9 W a m 10 6 :W pm. Sundays 1.03 - 5 M p m . MureumandArthiwof Games, 8MH.

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Ki lchsnar: O r Disc. K i n g Street West Encore Records, K i n g Street East Gail Wilson Bookseller. K i n g Street West K - W Bookstore 8 Exchange. K i n g Street Wesf Sam the Record Man. K i n g Street West Second Look Books. Kmg Street West I f vou have reouests or sunpestions for other locations, conts i

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