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What They Didn’t Tell You About Teaching

Apr 16, 2017

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What they didn’t tell you

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Twas the night before term starts

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Not a creature will be stirring

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Except you still marking

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Whilst your

friends have a life

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You suddenly find yourself saying

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“I can’t not on a school night”

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“Friends become distant acquaintances

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That you catch up with Christmas and Birthdays

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You find yourself telling people the same thing in three different ways

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When it’s the end of term

When it’s the

end of term

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You won’t be doing this

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You will be doing this

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Or this

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Teaching is like being a comedian

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Your audience expects to be entertained

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So expect heckling at every opportunity

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Punters to talk over

you

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Continual trips to the loo

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The aroma of stale B.O.

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Rustling of stashed

crisp packets

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And if you are really nervous

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They CAN smell your fear

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And will turn into this

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You must always be positive

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Even when you want to

do this

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When you go shopping

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Spotting you will be

the highlight of their day

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Except they don’t want

your autograph

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They are just amazed you are actually a real person

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If you are really hated or loved it will like having your own paparazzi

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With your shopping trip documented on You Tube

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So drive 40 miles away if you want any of these

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Or these

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And you will need to find alternatives to swear words

Fudge it!

Shoot

Oh Billiards

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And learn a whole new version of the English language

You gypsy Chav

That’s so gay

Minger

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But there are positives!

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You get to watch interesting student debates

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Attend inspiring meetings

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Enjoy the thrill of not being listened too all day

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Being spoken to like a piece of …

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Endure teenage hormones that even parents don’t want to put up with

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Have your performance constantly measured

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But the ultimate in pleasure has to be . .

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Just when you get teaching

sussed out

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You get a new

Government initiative

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That was ditched 15 years ago for what reason?

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So why teach?

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For love?

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For respect?

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For money?

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The excellent pension?

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NO ?

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Well there is a credit crunch!

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And finally what do you call a group

of like minded

teachers?

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A whinge!

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Jacqueline Hicks© 2008

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