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THE WASHINGTON HERALD SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 1806 gjIpu L 1 i i i 3 THE WASHINGTON HERALD THE WASHINGTON HERALD COMPANY 73 FIFTEENTH STREET NORTHWEST Knrml a wcmtd das matter October g t 6if jwstoffic at Washington D C tt der Ct O- fr r Tfss of Mereh 3 WT9 SCOTT C Editor Ernttt H Mertidt TIOMKI awi BasiaeH Mitufci- WHiaro P SfmCMO Maoajint Editor Clarence C AiMUd A V rti B M- J Hrry Conmoifcar- eChrl C Tlwufiien Mechftfei SperinM JaM TdephoncMam PriraM Bnn EjicIiMCt- Tiic Waabioston Herald ia dclimcd by cxrrbr to- te District of Columbia and at Alexandra Va ccats per daUy and iunday r W- ceirs pr nxwUi without the Sunday i sue SmbKriptioa Rate by Mail Tilly s nrt Sunday crate per MoMh- Pa i Sunday per ym- xtujlj ithont 8midar S cents per It y ithout Soiidny OOB vet ymt N i xttfRtioa nil be paid to aBorymous contrflw- t Ts ami no conir nicationa to the wJitoc will bt- jriitH ixrrpt o er the name of tht writer Man scripts offeml for publication will be M- t iit1 if unaraitalile bnt ttamya tbouid be test the macuscrii let jiarpcs- cimmunicatlni intendrd for tute paper ruho vr the dIy or the Sundr Mane iboniC- nijrssctj to THK WASHINGTON HERALD SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 IX Policy Holders Should Be on Guard In the rontest now going on for control c the gnat insurince companies the rn thods onipiovcd by their ofnc rs to se- r tiuir continuance in power savor nt v of politiful hossism at its worst ti an of an honost effort to vindicate then a Imh ration of th important trusts rntM 1 to them It ts not strange tSTtfore that the policy holders corn nitt through its manager should have tCPd tout rrlmlnal proceedings oa- biUght representatives of an nrv vompaiiy for violation of the new C law the provisions of which iiitvn pate frco and untrammeled con tr l ef the mutual companies by the polity holders flic administration tickets bear names 01 trnstfxs who td their positions during tt old regime of extravagance and mis- n uKtpemrnt who were largely responsi lv tor ihr sticking conditions divulged l m urance Investigation and who foi1 tlwt rousan should be retired trots oHt e sind replaced with men who will nduct the business of the companies j tli ut regard for the ItftcfttSts of poll ioldrs vent this every effort is being put 1 ih by the fresint onVers to keep tlMisHvs in omtrol They are accused ioiiivntly with reason of conipeBtais- it nts to solicit votes for the ad n iiii tritii n ticket of empl yinc afjents- I aid out of the companys funds to dee tjonx r for that ticket and of dismissing iits who refosed to work for the ad- ministration President Peabody of the lutuil Life Insurance Company of New Virk denies these accusations but ad it that he Is carrying on a campaign fi r reelection and ssndhtg out adndni- stiuion tfcfcete at his own expense The ptpaiej crinUasd v proceedings fat New Yr f instituted will reveal the truth aioot this matter at least so M the of the New York Xif Insoranee- Ciapany are concerned An interesting side tight on fnstmnce- Pfinpany methods is afforded by the dec II uion of Judge Creorge Gray to allow tl ue of his name as a candidate for ti utee on the administration ticket of the Xuitzigt ttfe In a letter to Delaware t ipted to have U removed Cross the t t but tkat the Mtmtal Life adnhv- kiiation has reed aU his efforts t- hv it taken off Evfdeatiy the inten tl of the adnunistradon was to make u of Judge Grays honorable name and known probity of character to help out a questionable campaign Several other ntirse of like honorable character appear Olutual Web adonntetration nt of the men wima the Mutual officers tli tist seek to exploit in theh own selftsh- IoBcy holders wflt do well to be on their Siiird against the unworUry thods n w being employed by O e people m con ti r f Ute inemrance coavaates to keep In power psitey holders ai ntKl d to a free ballot and a falr- ctimt sad tky should see that they get buds School Utmn n l COmlov Caw he word ef criticism which The fteal the booM of educatioc in- ccriaeicClon wHh the dfsnHssal of Prtn- iml Cardosa appears U have been on a oihuurprebcnsion Instead of Carting hum the fetter of the law the biMrd ubssrvna both its spirit and Titre is a provision in the new statute that charges affecting the la acter f a teacher shall be eoosM- T4 m executive session Thereforar- il re was no alternative In withdraw inc tt Criticism Tn Herald leased ta- siMte avttio taMvery that the board of- ftiicaUssi liliisu 1 open aensiDnT and tt fulLest possible publicity Starcfaara methods are of the past I I Pi1e MriaC Yest 1w Pbction Oiict t BONE MOO at nth C lit against In- s I I It I a n fatS tiers F Is iry brs be sms was us thot his etiust alid that he baa at Eat the I I let but none of them with the con- St h1ttg hit I The pI sled on be std letter < 1 is < ± > > < < > > > > = = n fu meni hate sjbared in the national pnnspcrily of the pas decade is evident fiuin the facts jrttftered by the Depart nint of AgrieiiHuro from fi060 orre- s I in lents and lately published Thest 5 W that the increise in th value of f mi lan e ito the last live years taking tl c untrv over Iws be j something tfti 3S p6r cent But these figures to iron teBins UK whole story A tfciiMe advance has taken place in the condition f the farirer sdnce- tl days of the Populist movement Not oth have his lands increase in valuo- ut iif prunes of his products have been his has bevn enlarged ami- t1 tnetlMxls of ngriculture so improved i to liriiiK larjier returns from a leriven 0 i lay K table example of this may 1 found in S uth when a series o profitnhle cmjis bns kid to the abolition of tie oropli n system l y which the fi1nnr was p rpetually it dehl He is- nn able to furnish his dxvu capital otit- of his b ttercl income Ti u re i no rcanon to anticipate any ln- n diate ehan for worse hi the lifTy conlitkns Mr Hofcres who com- p d tiie facts for the Agricultural De- pntment remarks that farmers now iipy a strong econ nie position fctndid upon the tenden y of the con riipti n W snitu imports n prfxlnets to- ir r a faster than popular n doc and jp n the tundxiny of the dtirrt T ihcat pr ucts to fccrease faster than the pro 1 tinn does so that with respect to tf e product unsiiiiDtion Is dose upon Tij heels of M rtiictio Anvrg puch- r uu Ui Mr Molii mentions piiltr- yfil butter ftttU inis nd ftliei- I u ill hi a long time before the demand f li t dualities ol thes products i sib5e e ption of vha- v yv i jJakvii oy i rydiijUvii M iASC1IIY Of a lFaiaoe t are nile fI h r inc t W the U t t > > < > Holmes points out the importance of the present ability of the farmer owing to his improved financial condition to make his own choiea of the crops he shall raise He is in position therefore to select the most remunerative and to keep out of the rut in which many farmers are found It is not to be taken for granted how- ever that all fanners are making money or that nil farm lands have advanced in price Certain factors such as bad weather the ravages of insects or the availability of cheaper lands depress the position of tb farmer in particular local- ities But In the nation at large prosper- ity among the farming classes is the rule rather than the exception It is a situa- tion which every lover of his country may regard as the party platforms say with just pride Russias Cheerful Methods A famous American poet held up the heathen Chinee as the one bright and shining example of methods both child like and bland The Russians have been overlooked in this respect When It comes to making the best of a bad bar gain or turning a cheerful face to the most distressing situation the Russians can teach many valuable tricks Every one remembers how each and all reverses suffered by Gen Kuropat kin during the war were recognized and cheerfully proclaimed a part of Rua slas original plans No matter how often the Russians went into battle load ed down with ikons and loaded up with vodka the outcome apparently disastrous always nevertheless became in defeat just what Russia wanted As to Rus sian enthusiasm as U emanated from headquarter age could not wither it custom stale its infinite variety Now Russia to the front and proclaims that the war with Japan was a trust victory for the im- perial government and divers and sundry are the benefits said to have been de rived therefrom In fact Russia hints if it does not actually say that the wax with Japan was deliberately premedi tated and designedly carried through not for the purpose of whipping Japan hut for the sole and single purpose of stimu lating Russian trade throughout Man- churia Good tot Russia We like a cheerful loser We like to see a mn who car discover the good that every ill wind blows and we admire a nation that car perjure itself like a gentleman We are Quite prepared to believe that Russia sent that fleet of war ships to the Sea tof Japan not with the intention of wound jug the feelings of Admiral Togo not at all but to stimulate the scrapiron mar ket and nuke possible a greater ibid of activity for the needy shipbuilding con cerns It is quite clear now Russia is all right The calm and phflo- 5ophlcal way in which the nation takes U medicine is worthy of emulation Deportation of the Negro The Charleston News its advocacy sf the deportation f the negro front this country a asia Ooa of the race probleas it a MW m with put to it by the New York Tines as to hew the deportation should be carried out the cost of it and so on but omits to mention the very serious eonstituUosal questions involved The News and Courier says All of the elements ft- volved in this aettteaMnt of the race question have been folly considered feut has the oonsUtatMnaT aspect of the matter been given the consideration that it deserves Inasmuch a the advocates of deportation evidently propose that the national government sbouhkr the ex- pf h the question whether the government has the right to deport SMesf ciUxens to sac that certainly needs an answer For the negro b a allison of the United States and endowed with aO the privi- leges of every other citiaen The News and Courier says he 19 set a freeman but in the same sense a the white man- or not a cittsen of the United States upon what legal ground could be be deported We have never made a practice of deporting oar cftistsjs even when guilty of heinous crimes In fact we are always glad to get them back ro that they may be tried and punished By what of legislation not h violation of the Constitution could the negro be deprived of his citizenship Could he be- denationalised and then as an alien sent out of the country But even aliens have the righto- tectton of life liberty and property They cannot be deported unless they have into the country to defiance of our laws or unless In tinfe of war they give aid and comfort to the enemy How then does the News and Courier prapsse that the negro snail be legally put out sf the country The moral ao- cial economic and political reason ad well what are the constitutional grounds upon vrbicfc deportation may be justified and what am the method by which it may be carried out n Itftilroad Rebates The conviction of the New York Can tral Railroad Company on a charge having given rebates on freight shipped trust shows that white the practice Still exists those who engage m- r be brought to account No one of the admitted evils of railway management 1 f I nor comes blandly aM Ootider o news se onadee a number of yjraetlcal eaestIom I osae iG he Is assinedly a cItb Whether a free- man Betel sort of tlsetig to the pe corns ducod In fvor of deportation are known a by the sugar ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ has been so effective m the upbuilding of large combinations of capital as the grant- ing of rebates to favored shippers Upon rebates and other concessions granted by railroads was erected the hugs monopoly enjoyed by the Standard OH Company The sugar trust is now shown to enjoyed similar favors and we have no doubt that many other trusts are in the same boat Apologists for the trusts and the rail- roads justify favors to large shippers on the ground that a heavy tonnage should be given a lower rate The same principle prevails in business transactions general- ly and seldom meets with condemnation hut in the case of common carriers per forming quasipublic functions the prac- tice of discriminating between binge and small iblpjx rs produces economic results detrimental to the public welfare destroy ing competition and aiding the growth of monopoly The government has there- fore done right in forbidding the practice and insisting an a square deal A number of railroad companies have of their own motion stopped the giving of rebates with satisfaction to themselves and ti shipper That the government hns power to deal effectively with offending roads convictjon of the New York Central affords ample proof A Texas paper calls loudly for a pump kin canning factory Yet it has that the pumpkins were working rv r time now bting made into pun strrv According to a scientist the rrfet human figure ought to be equal in to the length of ten fares In that exPresident Palma would be about fif teen fret tall It 5i said that Mr Richard Cmker will return to this country and take the helm lor Tunimany In present frame of mind it ia u liule uur trous ferfcaps LQ e 1 bay the Lien a berry jelly high ever It his I ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ > I hint that he may be coming to tak any- thing else not nailed down Since viewing the ease of Mr Murphy Mr Croker has concluded that as long as the light holds out to burn the sinner may return Perhaps thatheet of yellow paper put an end to the Welghtman trial was only an afternoon wuxtry One of the Cincinnati pftpfcrs is mad because the mayor has put only some dozen or so relatives in office Why he- so hard on the mayor Possibly he I no mor I President Roosevelt rosy have brokon the law when he contributed that dollar to the Republican campaign fund b H such a little break as that ought to tc easily repaired Mr Hearst Is now experiencing the de lights of attending a political meeting delivering a carefully prepared speech and then picking up a paper the morning to read a lot of things he didnt say The per capita circulation of the United States at his time Is 3306 The tt seems all right As soon as those Cuban Insurgents found out that the money was still in the treasury they began to took foolish The New York Tribune refers tq Mr Hearst as the Aaron Burr of Ittf A chestnut bur us it were A Wyoming man has declined a nomina- tion for coroner declaring that he couldnt be a politician and a Christian at the same time Especially for a little office like coroner A court has decided that a man who re fuses to cut kindling rind build fires Is guilty of cruel treatment and his wife may have a divorce Thus is another burning issue settled in the new womans favor Coy Guild Is said to hays nailed nine lies in a speech at Boston the other night Pretty good hammering that William Bushnell who recently fell out of a sevenstory window to the sidewalk below without hurting himself declares that he never enjoyed anything so much In his life The pleasure Is all his The New York American is offering tin Ananias cup as a prise to be contested for by the oth r Gotham papers How did the American com to rx the holder of It At least Count Hoot de Castellane fit pretty well into the vlewwithnlarm end of the international marriage controversy It is announcd that the party accom- panying thf Pr id nt to Panama will he very small Evidently Mr Taft la not Whig Xo il skipped out with fSt in New York th other day It Is now up to messenger boy No 13 to get busy A New Jersey man aftowt to get S they sey is tssprovlns right atom Mr Bryan and Senator La FbBtttB are the two greatest knockers ia ln country notes a contemporary Probably that now party they are t b fa going to be a pound party A man with a fierce looking mostache Oov Masjoosj is the bar to fete pesos in Cuba all right That New York scenic artist vbo re- cently fell heir to a million wftl probably a canvasback existence for Usf bal- ance of bJs days Mr Watson declares that Ms name Skaft- no longer be associated with that BMgft EWe Hereafter we pissumt k will be knows as Toms 8ft far as setting out f Wsailtpsbj is- concemsd Russia seems to ao grsat- dansjer of arrest for eacxudtng the t Ht Still if Mr Croker ever expects out as a reformer thia w rid ssasa to be the accepted time Mr William Dean Howefis says Cer- tain of our women twang and whtne sad wbUBe and whinny We art set svr but we rather Miss Laura n- TJbbey advanced that Ides irst Chinese currency known as MnytesT mossy is believed to he the ftm inane of the worlds history It srrms never to have recovered fttwn the habtt- An loa man has Joat received Ms captains oomrelsston issued years ago hint why this ertratrdtaary the part of the governKtm w do nai know Breaihitt Oonnty Ky boasts a railron 1 that charges no fare Collecting railroad fares probably is not a very healthy occu- pation In Breathitt County anyhow Senator Foraker says that the proposl fInn to snd the blacks all back to Africa i the veriest nonsense To ta sure especially while 3 few untagged Southern delegates are still at large Whenever the Xew York cnirts run out of arythins else to do they make Abe Huirmcl give a new lK rd Secretary Show says the Democratic party has no principle The Secretary is mistaken the Democratic party has the most varied assortment of principlf5 j now owned by any known party on earth Hearsts Political Trust From the Norfolk Virjrini nPUot The Independence League is an ineor porated company Tnder the charter all the power of making platforms and ants ing candidates is vested m a board of directors named by brilliant author of the scheme Here following the rules laid down in the textbooks of the recog- nizcd authorities on close corporations aU possibility of trouble with minority stockholders or a meddlesome public has been guarded against The organization is a perfect political trust It all revolves around the small directory and that is subject to the dictation of Mr Hearst A- political party as the property of the largest subscriber to the capital hi an in- vention worthy of a patent And the from prejudice which could borrow the basic idea from the hated octopus is us much to bo commended as the in- genuity which gave it such original and effective application As Viewed In the lIar AVcst From the Docret Xcw The only two men in the country who really loom up as Presidential possibilities ore William J Bryan and William H Taft Ail the other lights are but firo s and glow worms Held flack the UlercUnd Plain Dealer That big foundry over there cant get ahiifl very fast Why notr Its always casting anchors A Bachelors Solilotiiiy To wed r not to ired That fa thr question Wlicthir tis Utt r- To rrmain inplr And dtappotet t w Or tn m- An l poitit one womaB has nest Messenger bo set notffied the puce at wos I not be needed at the weMfa cwer p reported tad I like fbia Msgaais e limit taCo a centre seems 10 b i ii death rumors aheond of the atta aI- Tmti think Jea for tk1t r- on the free- dom rnn few For a rime ii y LijiRc isaeine t- j a ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ > THE INNOCENT BYSTANDER Vodw Winktnmwmnktum Tree Uaet curiom things oecnr to mt M wV thing end queer fatdMd And wish that Ute wore ovrrriton- Q thus that the weeping woolly woctaa And aur that their CUD of are SHIM OMnhody hu raaovol their wool 0 tM tMU we pmy tbejr weep end H- Ti there that farmer sad jpwd silo Cot bottcnmU oft with a batter knife And that when the thunder work aa heir Bcaechratnoto too often nrtfb jwoil la t the wrfcWn wnwwhe M- LTk UKT tint joBjr tickle caw Take up all Uw litUe fokM that peas And teate then alone till a tant at dee tint the an hm oa the tier O under the WiuktumwankUuM Ttce Sue iurknu tbfaf oconr to And I diucat to ar there alter 4ejt- Itet I sites think it U very AIM Kemth this WtokUunwaafcUOB Tw of te ENTERPRISE No time to talk to you growls the man at the desk But I Dont want to look at anything I tell you I merely Wont buy a thing One moment sir I Cant stop to listen I simply wanted to get you to buy one of these neatly printed cards reading This is My Busy Day to hang over your desk Ah thank you sir TO TUB PUMPKIN PIE O golden point m Thou art A youthing fr ni the autumn Unlf s itufty wicked art Youre cudc f ttiniij rudih iuah yellow ixhrr fii Vrr earth com meal and lot uf other iluii2 TIIE MEEK WOMAX There was once a rude horse brute f f a niin whn was married to a meek and gentle and timid little woman and ope day ho tod her roughly that couldnt buy rsny moro winter and dresses tha he wouldnt give her an other them So yjir at once began shopping for her sprlnp ouifit This shows us that the world is uncon srionsly swayed by the sofi hanu of tin gentler Vex VILBfR I XESBIT A LITTLE NONSENSE Th eajn crsss mt s Blaj In- s ft to ate iM leek as sk oVe J- Th hfotiM smsoet test ef- iIV ctasev hero atne n- And tkat hnkt tat sansl- Ob bitter te the statesman cup and dark and gloomy boots his whsje r he find theyve him ap what Jsav he really is tike Issjr hM esdh wns nt n TW B her IHesdi eer seen let f eeai fls- gBBss sf tsjejn vka ksc shred All ow aisstp w srk Iran elgnteen to twestfythree how par dJyum aa thats a plenty Tm hV Well I have finally obtained y fathers consent said the young trjn Now win you agree to be miner I guess so answered the naJd n doabtfuny I wouldnt though if tnotight pa was trying to get rid of OH- WWaky atet sack a bad fisisiil to tic tight tense declared Usle Hemlock How that under Whisky will often money the whisky that other men drink Too Lively JVa Tcvdia fnraasnlrn- He was a solemn 5 otchman with an equally solemn and somewhat downtrod den wife Tfc fart that they were re- ceiving an excellent price for their see dOd pair front from an American lodger did not blind them to her failings Dear me Mr Macleod wild the lodsor one Sunday afternoon when an er rml took hfr to the parlor where the family sit I should think you and your uif j WoUld Etitled sitting Indoors hot day with the windows shut If youd just open one and p t some fresh air Im sure it wouid do Mrs Macleod good she looks pale Mr Macleod looked at her with his ui uu stern and unbending gaze We can bic fresh air ony day he said calmly Wove no need to hue t rushing shoot hooeo on the Saw RctllvlvnM- Fnm ilii Iiiiia iaolis Star First Comedian Why a hen Second Comedian Oross the gangplank To get to tht of course F C No why does u S read poetry Fond of a lay Thats easy Why F C Not yet why S C Does a hen look untidy in the morning The rooster hag the comb Heres a good one why F CNcin Heinle nein Why does a hen belong to the upper S C Go on Ill be the goat the answer F C Because she wont move from her set Soft music and cujtaln Dont applaud maybe Hushes wont win Iii hc Church An absentminded woman one Sunday morning walked into church took a front seat and joined in the service vigorously according to the Chicago Inter Ocean Then the collection basket was passed to her and putting a rein Into It she malta about She cast glances In every direc- tion her mind cleared and an expression of amazement overspread her face She got up She hurried down the aisle She overtook the man with tbe collection bas- ket Im m tbtr wrong church he whispered and taking out the cola she jha J put in she hurried forth Why From the llontgomry Advertiser Why do they call them a bridal couple Well he has his head in the halter thats why A Pertinent question Will ion wilt inid my parlrrr said the spkter- t th U And he May I aak a simple qnwtion to tin tin flv- I v joa waui Jflc a la cartp t talk dbotr- CTvtUnd Ikiu lhakr j F I J 3 A a Tllli lNiTUMwAxKTUlI TREE the eat The Myspr Ole Is than to read nd as I and v news flits 1ke mnowM peedr in sobbi terms woe full Vby the albbtt may keep bEe cotton tail the his he aU Is the mMkweedj all fume seer ant fright the how hasher nd 1ftint leaves wilL a isib ant skis eisi cut to the spot wbee Ibis peu ss is me et the iinwsod use shixdd reMas s Mk pie amp with a slit hate cent fir i t Ii ir iutST Ian wbcr Ikp he l i Yniii is sa sea in sn talon- S idieti lnt I sent dews ki see as pe a sel a- dm am an a he ne ws- rthalek bItli p Dle irad pus sized far sJeweMd of efe Nat a think- s Pk SPfant giix ask fe r- ye i fbi l the hO ii does hatchway CHen tent What a wrong said it with a ecaxilig aert ill note spider ml 4 a > > > > ¬ > a t PEOPLE OF NOTE Too Much Johnson Although the Scandinavian vote of Minnesota is overwhelmingly Republican representatives of that race kept thoir Norce heads in the cataclysm of ISM and elected a descendant of one of their blood governor in spite of the fact that he a Democrat This was the Hon John A Johnson who is his party a candidate for reelection this year Now up springs the SocialLabor party of the North Star State to still further confuse tha hardy Norseman of that Common- wealth by nominating as its candidate for governor another descendant of the race In the person of the Hon John W John- son Thus upon the official ballot they will have to vote next month the Swedes flnd Norwegians whose ideals of states- manship and good government are em- bodied in the person and achievements of the Hon Knute Nelson in the Senate will behold with pride and mayhap amazement the names of two Von Ton sons Confronted by such an embarrass- ment of racial riches not even the most experienced Minnesota statesman Is au daefous enough to predict the result of the bail st that will be cast by the Swedes and Norwegians for governor The R publican managers of course are slyly snickering In gleeful hope that the con- fusion will lead to beneficial results for their party Alt parties up in that sec- tion of toe country by the way have in this campaign the thrilling ditty composed and trilled by the Hon Thomas Henry Carter of Montana wfccn- he piloted the late Mark Hannn so suc- cessfully through the Northwest in the first McKinley campaign and which runs The Irish MX the Dutch They lont anoint to modi Hurrah for the 8codl ncv- iPoraUer May Lend A rumor has been Current in Washing- ton for some time that Hon Joseph Benson Foraker has a matured purpose in mind to oppose at every turn in the Senate this winter every form of radical- ism that shows itself The Ohio states- man singlehanded and alone stood against the administrations railroad programme at joined in the final voting by Alabamas veteran Democrats Senators Morgan ani Pettua Mr Forakers iuJcpeudent course on this great question did not cause un open breacii between himself and the President as near the close of the session h was an honored guest at two or three White House dinners that were attended only by tie elect Rut it is thought that If he adventures upon the policy of per- sistent and uncompromising opposition 1 1 the approaching session to administration programme which he may regard as radical he may arouse active antagonism at the White House He has already given a hint of his intention In the speech delivered a few days ago at the reunion of the Army of th Cumberland In that j address he uttered som veiled criticisms of the Presidents recently expressed di- vergence of opinion concerning certain decisions of the F dera courts and it is- helloved the Ohioan did this to show what attitude he will assume m Congress this winfr In d hate Mr Foraker in- a facil as he is eourag ous and as tin l ad T of the conservative Republl- f th Senate it is generally agreed tisst he would kik up a row of goodly plSSMJltions shoild he pjr i e tr course he Is SRid to have determined Upon Gordy There In that county of Indiana of which the mtropolis of Rushvll Is the Of power and government th Democrats exultunt in tfu r confidence of elect tssj at their candidate for count dealt until the sapient attorney general f the StM ram the rescue of tin BeBiihlioan candidate a son of the Hon 3 X Cowdy late g npral to Parts Hfjfc Issue against young Gowdy was that lft had ben frolicking in gay Bare for tk long a time that he was GO longer a freehold r in the county To be a free liolder in Hoosierdom one roust own lam in ftc simple and unless one is a free- holder he is disqualirnd to frv ID public office The Republican nciiinatton bad color to th ion of Innine of Gowdy by that prinicpir of t iiiik5al gravity which in Indiana is allpowerful to Wit The office must s k H man Having titus been overtaken th nomination and seized young wdy thought all for a brilliant corer in the public srvice Ills Wore darkened by the Demo rtl campaign ry that he was not a re rcld r For weeks tN tide of bat- tle ran hich and strung against him Of a Midden his hope again sprang Into full strength He discovered that to the ded which the distinguished head of his house had takfii to a lot in the local cemetery characteristic political foresight had guid ed tin paternal hand n writing in the names of the owners of tin lot The can- didates name was among them He sub mitted this evideriCf of Isis qualification to Attorn y Central Miller at Indian apolis That official promptly and un hesitatingly decided that young Cowdy s part ownership of the cenetery lot oon- stituttxl him a freeholder The opposition has now taken to the woods TIu riiinc f Minister Much as his XVishionton friends sym- pathize with Sir Client ung LtanCheng- ovtr the death of his mother joice that the Chinese Ministers imperial master at Pekln refused to accept his res- ignation in tendering which by cable Sir Chentung followed an immemorial custom of Ms countrymen to quit all pub- lic service for a terns f years as a mark of respect for dead parents Sir Chen tuns LianCheng is the most respected representative the Chinese has ever sent to Washington His imme- diate predecessor the port Wu Ting Fans was popular becaust of his quaint and frequently caustic wit but he did not gain the same high standing in the diplo- matic corps r r the country at as that enjoyed by Sir Chvntung The lat- ter is accounted one of the ablest states- men produced by modern China In fact he i thoroughly modern hi Ms viewpoint and conduct although b respects whok- somery the better customs and traditions of race In religion philosophy and family relations His English is perfect and his acquaintance with American his tory and iiuttitutfottt Is thorough Sir Chentnng was educated in the United States beIng one of the first young Chi nese of high family to be sent to this country by lilt government to be edu- cated Before being sent here to succexl- Wu Ting Fang he held a responsible position In the foreign office at Pekin and prior to that he had served his gov ernment in England He is as companion Able as if he were an American to tho manner born and while modern in every thing except drt ss h still is intensely Chinese in the sense that he believes first in hte own country MY VIEWS AVT n on the morning attn I tout my pockets cnt My mood not one of feaghter- Of that theres little doubt A ntefelly T note I witter with marietta Y heMp h quite nirsr And when cards I gather Are of the inky bodes Anal I obsjrrp I rather TLicfc I sill k ajpsdn Then w I pUr six ante out My ooSBXMDti cttsr and terse That taMg is quits a mm But hundred Within y hand I src- Ab ttwu ay gkMKai fc tat up wn rarWen dee The I mormon soJtly And add Yn there are wane Anm rinr Inn my word I f- l o out tiituk bridge a curse J London t ire warn the last session and was o ase case Young Gets sent t last flU si fbi S- well hops large his the Few coprm hi y penn a the all make I state m firm nonsinke a hen a aces t ni lotS lobe ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ < > > < < ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ < > GREETINGS TO THE HERALD Firm the CoMMil JfSuKsr Tb Washington HeraW8 first Sunday issue was a refreshing newspaper to ban die and to read It was edited by Scott C dwf down to tho bone It had no comic and no magazine Uon It was a newspaper compact and newsy It marks a reform which we hope is to be continued Indittftpcli SMB The Washington Herald has none of the earmarks of a new paper In fact J looks as If it tad long been a fixture in Washington The Herald tUbS with the very best newspapers of the East and we have no doubt Mr Bone will reallxv that he is at the head of a great national newspaper FTOB the Desert Xcw A new dally found its way to our exchange table It l The Washington Herald which Is to be published every morning at Washington D C The ini tlal number promises welt fur future of this journalistic enterprise It is full of interesting news tersely told Its edi toHala are strung and it starts with a fair amount or business patronage The Herald to be a dean newspa per It will deal we are toW with the leanly affairs of and there will be no partisan politics in either its or editorials These sentiments we heartily indorse The ret need of out time is reform of the press The tide f crime will never be stemmed until it is no longer fed by dally news reports We wish sue c s to every Journalistic enterprise that will give prominence to that which is good instead of the bed features of hu- man life and that will work for harmony among men instead of partisan strife We hope The Herald may live long and prosper From the Nstfeasl Trfbos Washington tm favored with another daily saper and from the first issues it would seem that the city is panic arty favored in a bright handsome Journal of high character It to newsy dean and abf The same to The Wash- ington Herald staid it began publics Uon October 8 under the management of Mr Scott C Bone for many years man- aging editor of the Washington Post and who made that paper one of the most attractive in the country Mr E H- Merrlck is the business manager and Mr JT Harry Cunningham assistant business manager The paper d erv e success and we have no doubt that it will quickly achieve it MARK TWAINS DEBUT Ufa Kxijcrleiice 011 First Ap Iicariinoc Before tire Public Mark Twain did not Introduce his daughter Miss Clara Clemens to the audience that crowded the gymnasium at Nortolk Costa to hoar the young contralto make her American debut He closed the evening however with a few remarks In which he recalled the agony of his own first appearance upon a public j stage My heart goes out in sympathy to any one who is making his first appear- ance before an audience of human beings By a dire process of memory I go back forty years less one month for Im older than I look he said wagging his snowy head 1 recall the occasion of my first ap rarance Sir Francisco knew me then only as a reporter and I was to male my bow to San Francisco as a lecturer I knew that nothing short of compulsion would get me to theater So I bound myself by a hardandfast contract 00 that I could not escape I got to the theater fortyfive minutes before the hour set for the lecture My knee were shaking so that I didnt knew whether I could stand up If there is an awful horrible malady in the world U is stage frtht and seasick- ness They asa a pair I had stags fright then for thee trst and lost time I was only beaatek once too It was on a tttUe shit on which there were 260 other passengers I wafrsick I was so sick that there wasnt any left for those other 269 passengers v- It was dark and lonely behind the scenes in that theater and I peeked through the little peek holes they nave in theater curtains and looked into the big auditorlun That was dark and empty too By and by it lighted up and the audience began to arrive I had got a number of friend of mint stalwart men to sprinkle themselves through the audience armed with big Every time I said anything they could possibly guess I intended to be funny they were to pound those club on the floor Then there was a kind lady in a hex up there also a good friend of mine the wife of the governor She was to watch me intently and when- ever I glanced toward her she was going to deliver a gubernatorial laugh that would lead tb whole audience Into ap- planse At last I began I had the menu script tucked under a United States nag in front o me where I could get It case of neco But I managed to get started without it I walked up and down I was young in those days needed the exercise and talked and talked Right fi the middle of that speech I had placed 1 gent I had put to a mov lag pathetic part which was to get the hearts and souls of my hearers When I delivered it they did Just what I hoped and They sat silent and awed I had touched them Then I happened to glance up at the box where the governors wife was you know what happened Well after the first agonizing five minutes my stage fright left roe never to return I know if I was going to bs hanged I could get up and snake a good showing and intended to But I sisal never forget my feelings before the agony left me and I got up here to thank you for lies for helping my duugh tar by your kindness to live through her first appearance And I want to thank you for your appreciation of her staging which is by the way hereditary miv 3lcJMi Koine Prim the X OOM Vasufew It is said that the name of Nome was the result of an error made by some Eng list man in writing a letter He evidently intended to write the word home but the makers of the maps read H Norms and thus the name Nome belongs to his tory and the great district of Alaska Some authorities claim that thee word Norma is a corruption of the Indian phrase or word Knoma meaning something like I know It ProMtnice of Klfhil- Prrm After the railway accident THd you get compensation Bill Yes five pounds me and five pounds the missus Why I didnt know as she wor urt She wasnt but I had the presence of mind to fetch er one on the cad with nw boo OH the RIght Side From Mreadorfcr HUettw Hello old man Havent seen Anything of you since you got married How goes it Thanks fairly Bnt marriage to a costly jot If you only knew what the dressmakers charge So I suppose you regret it Oh no I married a dressmaker Tine Difference Vms toe Dettett Fret Ptt In China the human i alm ia used as a passport Here try to set througU on their 4 t F Bone asp sac rom the soon has the promises life news Ills L the clubs a t- in an a expected I the Taller welt people fe ¬ < > t a HEARD AT HOTELS Mr WJlnam J Sinek member nf a Trig paring and concrete construction firm of Chicago was in buoyant spirIts seen oy a Herald r Dorter in the New Wilkvrd because h lsid secured an Im- portant contract from the District o Co- lumbia for the Jsiylng of a considorabl mount of granitoid concrete pavement in Washington He ie also to lay this same material on both the District and the Virginia side of the Potomac via- duct Th paving question Mr Slack is one of the utmoRt importance in alt cities and especially i Vashirton where beaoly arid utility must go hand In hand You have v t r ifnt Mrrt here a it is but I triiL tinu s nt band when W sMnKV n must p t th very best to be laud and i rvt a model for all American towns Tin of brick once common is b ine hn- doned and asphalt is now up the mark because of its tendency to soften in hot weather In European cities wooden block soaked in creosote haw been quite a ur cess but in this country there is a grow I g tendency to employ concrete Th ex- traordinary new town of Gary whi h be the home of the Inited Sfcups He J Corporation mammoth plant will he Worth visiting because it will b pared town in the world every strict helng laid with granitoid By the way tills town which is hut twentysix miles oa Tf Chicago in Indiana and is y t in emBryo wHl an estimated p rela- tion of 100 to begin business on iro men being employrd in tin st el w rk Houses to cost jO have bcvn con- tracted for already People who ware in possession of land some fortunes prior to the of San Francisco badly hurt by that Mow tad many of th m would n w tx glad of im income of lion a month said Mr John S Orr a welltriu citi- zen of Oakland Cal wo is stoppirt with his wife at thee Arlington But it Is not In the nadir f our california folks to take adversity v greatly to heart and the gcrnrjl spirii I of lM p and determination to roov r- ail that was lost by shock and tin A good many people ar bp given relief hut steadily diminish About wonsi odi cap to the rebuilding of the city s tie question of labor troubles Extrenn higii prices for workmen not i hfiat strikes though this cf all times stms the worst for such action on the prt f- wagetamers So great Is the d an however that even the most unreasoab- Wge are conceded and the 6 a day ask People with good red blood in their veins who love the chase are looking with keen interest to the great annual m t of the VirginiaCarolina Fox Hunters Ass ciation which is to ocosr in old burg County October O and list a week Mr P W Woitakx cf Chase City Va at the Raleigh There tins bwn a great revival rf in- terest in fox hunting aB over the Fiuth- i nd r ideal renditions at the aforesaid k diiy there is no doubt of snBnsss i the meet The rendezvous chosen has 1 icr s- of hunting preserves large kenni f splendidly trained dogs and most impo- rtant of all foxes are abundant win be there as well t sport snun aii the week wW be repl t with the p of the elite of two States A militant minister of the gospel i Dr J Wesley HilL pastor of Janes il t wJis Episcopal Church in Brooklyn Hv formerly to charge of Grace cj rc1 Harrisburg Pa He has takn yn in many political campaigns ard his for McKinley save him xteudct e At the Ebbitt last evening Dr Hiil- My belief is that the Republican iomi nee for governor will carry New lort State The best element in the Deniorati party is supporting Mr Hughes w ti er- thusiasrn There is tow much at for men to be bound by partisan ties pre diet an overwhelming victory for Hi hrs and am willing to further pronhesj that he will be the next cardidate T th Rt publican party for the There is really very little imerefr be tug manifested in politics in Yirxjuut t this time remarked Lieut 5ov Joseph E WJllard of that Stat th lobby of the hotel whirh bears his family Capt Willard is accompanied her by his friend and associate on the cor poration commission Judge Crump and they have been visiting several Virginia towns on official business Capt Wit lard made a strong race for governor last year and though be did not win conducted his campaign in such a way as to make a multitude of frivnd H is still a young man and his to toners do not hesitate to say that h will v be governor of the Old Dominion It would be no surprise he continued should a solid Democratic delegrith elected to Congress from Virginia The only district where the Republicans hav1 much chance is the Ninth anti in that the nominee of the Democracy fxS ni tor Bob Bruce who is one of the ksr men of his section stands a finrrate chance of success In spite of the ipmil Republican majority Before coming to the United Silt S T was waJtM J that I misrit expect to with discourteous and uncivil treat t in many Instances saM Mr W fiL M- LaaghBn of Belfast Ireland at the New WIBiard What could have rise to w h a SOCiOtt is a mystery fur my own eeri once has taught me thit a pottter or hospitable mote conwicirau peoate w the Americans do not exist T av im- ply been astonished at the unh rsal MHi treatment and the extreme pottS e which the stranger in thi greit receives Everybody a bcilboi o a tank president puts himself out u rrd r one a service mud when F g t non it Will please me to bear testimony to the g od nature and manners of all sorts and conditions u in this gi uL Yankee republic The Original FnIrl aHki Man Fnst the Indianapolis Xrwu r Bartley Harper t Lima Ohio who Is th families of J A and J D Hoyt in this city admits that h snvcd life of Vice Prisidcnt Fairbanks when he and Fairbanks were boys togetln r in Union County Ohio We lived nenr each other in C hi one day we went swimming togtli r said Harper Fairbunks Watt i f wister long before I was ready 1 I rt yet reached he bunk when I h u in call for help I threw off nv t n v clothes and rushed in If I do i y elf I was one of the best swimmers ii the county so I made straight for ihe drowning boy I grabbed for his hair as he started to go down for the la t fne but missed him and had to dive far litn I got h 1 of him dnigsttl to- th bank where as soon as w got Tli water out of him wig all tight H was mighty thankful to le pulii iui Id have made It all right If id got a good start though he aid- A Dull As tai Indication of the ill conuition o political affairs hi Ohio U is uu the reception given by Mrs Ior cw n nt- Kndlay last week was a rotC people than her husluaa aduii ded in the evening t l r when said vet the i oat not deemed o is- o tin best have diu ration were stilt neaaiv ani must the norrisi w11 tin dOes ad by hod carriers rnuut 1 paid MaIden add lid 3 the sport ears be oseried thee Stet d- ags 1 WSb pesebes stake j Presidency firmer i name given from gal men visiting the tnt say and lit CnnpIauI- rot tb Cletalanul Ptiin I icr ited t ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ > ¬ < ¬ < > °
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Page 1: Washington Herald. (Washington, DC) 1906-10-20 [p …...THE WASHINGTON HERALD SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 1806 gjIpu L 1 i i i 3 THE WASHINGTON HERALD THE WASHINGTON HERALD COMPANY 73 FIFTEENTH

THE WASHINGTON HERALD SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 1806

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THE WASHINGTON HERALD

THE WASHINGTON HERALD COMPANY

73 FIFTEENTH STREET NORTHWEST

Knrml a wcmtd das matter October g t6if jwstoffic at Washington D C tt der Ct O-fr r Tfss of Mereh 3 WT9

SCOTT C Editor

Ernttt H Mertidt TIOMKI awi BasiaeH Mitufci-WHiaro P SfmCMO Maoajint EditorClarence C AiMUd A V rti B M-

J Hrry Conmoifcar-eChrl C Tlwufiien Mechftfei SperinM JaM

TdephoncMam PriraM Bnn EjicIiMCt-

Tiic Waabioston Herald ia dclimcd by cxrrbr to-

te District of Columbia and at Alexandra Vaccats per daUy and iunday r W-

ceirs pr nxwUi without the Sunday i sue

SmbKriptioa Rate by Mail

Tilly s nrt Sunday crate per MoMh-Pa i Sunday per ym-xtujlj ithont 8midar S cents per

It y ithout Soiidny OOB vet ymt

N i xttfRtioa nil be paid to aBorymous contrflw-t Ts ami no conir nicationa to the wJitoc will bt-

jriitH ixrrpt o er the name of tht writerMan scripts offeml for publication will be M-

t iit1 if unaraitalile bnt ttamya tbouid be testthe macuscrii let jiarpcs-

cimmunicatlni intendrd for tute paperruho vr the dIy or the Sundr Mane iboniC-

nijrssctj to THK WASHINGTON HERALD

SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 IX

Policy Holders Should Be on GuardIn the rontest now going on for control

c the gnat insurince companies thern thods onipiovcd by their ofnc rs to se-

r tiuir continuance in power savornt v of politiful hossism at its worstti an of an honost effort to vindicate thena Imh ration of th important trusts

rntM 1 to them It ts not strangetSTtfore that the policy holders cornnitt through its manager should havetCPd tout rrlmlnal proceedings oa-

biUght representatives of annrv vompaiiy for violation of the new

C law the provisions of whichiiitvn pate frco and untrammeled con

tr l ef the mutual companies by thepolity holders

flic administration tickets bear names01 trnstfxs who td their positions duringtt old regime of extravagance and mis-n uKtpemrnt who were largely responsilv tor ihr sticking conditions divulgedl m urance Investigation and whofoi1 tlwt rousan should be retired trotsoHt e sind replaced with men who will

nduct the business of the companiesj tli ut regard for the ItftcfttSts of poll

ioldrsvent this every effort is being put

1 ih by the fresint onVers to keeptlMisHvs in omtrol They are accusedioiiivntly with reason of conipeBtais-

it nts to solicit votes for the adn iiii tritii n ticket of empl yinc afjents-I aid out of the companys funds to deetjonx r for that ticket and of dismissing

iits who refosed to work for the ad-

ministration President Peabody of thelutuil Life Insurance Company of New

Virk denies these accusations but adit that he Is carrying on a campaign

fi r reelection and ssndhtg out adndni-stiuion tfcfcete at his own expense Theptpaiej crinUasd v proceedings fat NewYr f instituted will reveal the truthaioot this matter at least so M the

of the New York Xif Insoranee-Ciapany are concerned

An interesting side tight on fnstmnce-Pfinpany methods is afforded by the decII uion of Judge Creorge Gray to allowtl ue of his name as a candidate forti utee on the administration ticket of theXuitzigt ttfe In a letter to Delaware

t ipted to have U removed Cross thet t but tkat the Mtmtal Life adnhv-kiiation has reed aU his efforts t-

hv it taken off Evfdeatiy the intentl of the adnunistradon was to makeu of Judge Grays honorable name andknown probity of character to help out aquestionable campaign Several otherntirse of like honorable character appear

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nt of the men wima the Mutual officerstli tist seek to exploit in theh own selftsh-

IoBcy holders wflt do well to be on theirSiiird against the unworUry thodsn w being employed by O e people m conti r f Ute inemrance coavaates to keep

In power psitey holdersai ntKl d to a free ballot and a falr-ctimt sad tky should see that they getbuds

School Utmn n l COmlov Cawhe word ef criticism which The fteal

the booM of educatioc in-ccriaeicClon wHh the dfsnHssal of Prtn-iml Cardosa appears U have been

on a oihuurprebcnsion Instead ofCarting hum the fetter of the law the

biMrd ubssrvna both its spirit andTitre is a provision in the newstatute that charges affecting thela acter f a teacher shall be eoosM-T4 m executive session Thereforar-

il re was no alternative In withdrawinc tt Criticism Tn Herald leased ta-siMte avttio taMvery that the board of-ftiicaUssi liliisu 1 open aensiDnT andtt fulLest possible publicity Starcfaara

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n fu meni hate sjbared in the nationalpnnspcrily of the pas decade is evidentfiuin the facts jrttftered by the Departnint of AgrieiiHuro from fi060 orre-s I in lents and lately published Thest5 W that the increise in th value off mi lan e ito the last live years takingtl c untrv over Iws be j somethingtfti 3S p6r cent But these figuresto iron teBins UK whole story AtfciiMe advance has taken place in the

condition f the farirer sdnce-tl days of the Populist movement Nototh have his lands increase in valuo-

ut iif prunes of his products have beenhis has bevn enlarged ami-

t1 tnetlMxls of ngriculture so improvedi to liriiiK larjier returns from a leriven

0 i lay K table example of this may1 found in S uth when a serieso profitnhle cmjis bns kid to the abolitionof tie oropli n system l y which thefi1nnr was p rpetually it dehl He is-

nn able to furnish his dxvu capital otit-of his b ttercl incomeTi u re i no rcanon to anticipate any ln-

n diate ehan for worse hi thelifTy conlitkns Mr Hofcres who com-p d tiie facts for the Agricultural De-pntment remarks that farmers now

iipy a strong econ nie positionfctndid upon the tenden y of the conriipti n W snitu imports n prfxlnets to-

ir r a faster than popular n doc andjp n the tundxiny of the dtirrt T ihcat

pr ucts to fccrease faster than the pro1 tinn does so that with respect totf e product unsiiiiDtion Is dose uponTij heels of M rtiictio Anvrg puch-

r uu Ui Mr Molii mentions piiltr-yfil butter ftttU inis nd ftliei-I u ill hi a long time before the demandf li t dualities ol thes products

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It is not to be taken for granted how-ever that all fanners are making moneyor that nil farm lands have advanced inprice Certain factors such as badweather the ravages of insects or theavailability of cheaper lands depress theposition of tb farmer in particular local-ities But In the nation at large prosper-ity among the farming classes is the rulerather than the exception It is a situa-tion which every lover of his country mayregard as the party platforms say withjust pride

Russias Cheerful MethodsA famous American poet held up the

heathen Chinee as the one bright andshining example of methods both childlike and bland The Russians have beenoverlooked in this respect When Itcomes to making the best of a bad bargain or turning a cheerful face to themost distressing situation the Russianscan teach many valuable tricks

Every one remembers how each andall reverses suffered by Gen Kuropatkin during the war were recognized andcheerfully proclaimed a part of Ruaslas original plans No matter howoften the Russians went into battle loaded down with ikons and loaded up withvodka the outcome apparently disastrousalways nevertheless became in defeatjust what Russia wanted As to Russian enthusiasm as U emanated fromheadquarter age could not wither itcustom stale its infinite variety

Now Russia to the front andproclaims that the war with

Japan was a trust victory for the im-

perial government and divers and sundryare the benefits said to have been derived therefrom In fact Russia hintsif it does not actually say that the waxwith Japan was deliberately premeditated and designedly carried through notfor the purpose of whipping Japan hutfor the sole and single purpose of stimulating Russian trade throughout Man-churia

Good tot Russia We like a cheerfulloser We like to see a m n who cardiscover the good that every ill windblows and we admire a nation that carperjure itself like a gentleman We areQuite prepared to believe that Russia sentthat fleet of war ships to the Sea tofJapan not with the intention of woundjug the feelings of Admiral Togo not atall but to stimulate the scrapiron market and nuke possible a greater ibid ofactivity for the needy shipbuilding concerns It is quite clear now

Russia is all right The calm and phflo-5ophlcal way in which the nation takesU medicine is worthy of emulation

Deportation of the NegroThe Charleston News

its advocacy sf the deportation fthe negro front this country a asiaOoa of the race probleas it a MW m with

put to it by the New York Tines as tohew the deportation should be carriedout the cost of it and so on but omitsto mention the very serious eonstituUosalquestions involved The News andCourier says All of the elements ft-

volved in this aettteaMnt of the racequestion have been folly consideredfeut has the oonsUtatMnaT aspect of thematter been given the consideration thatit deserves Inasmuch a the advocatesof deportation evidently propose that thenational government sbouhkr the ex-

pf h the question whether thegovernment has the right to deport

SMesf ciUxens to sac that certainly needsan answer

For the negro b a allison of the UnitedStates and endowed with aO the privi-leges of every other citiaen The Newsand Courier says he 19 set a freeman but

in the same sense a the white man-or not a cittsen of the UnitedStates upon what legal ground could bebe deported We have never made apractice of deporting oar cftistsjs evenwhen guilty of heinous crimes In factwe are always glad to get them back rothat they may be tried and punished Bywhat of legislation not h violationof the Constitution could the negro bedeprived of his citizenship Could he be-

denationalised and then as an alien sentout of the country But even alienshave the righto-tectton of life liberty and propertyThey cannot be deported unless they have

into the country to defiance of ourlaws or unless In tinfe of war they giveaid and comfort to the enemy

How then does the News and Courierprapsse that the negro snail be legallyput out sf the country The moral ao-

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what are the constitutionalgrounds upon vrbicfc deportation may bejustified and what am themethod by which it may be carried out

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tral Railroad Company on a chargehaving given rebates on freight shipped

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has been so effective m the upbuilding oflarge combinations of capital as the grant-ing of rebates to favored shippers Uponrebates and other concessions granted byrailroads was erected the hugs monopolyenjoyed by the Standard OH CompanyThe sugar trust is now shown toenjoyed similar favors and we have nodoubt that many other trusts are in thesame boat

Apologists for the trusts and the rail-roads justify favors to large shippers onthe ground that a heavy tonnage shouldbe given a lower rate The same principleprevails in business transactions general-ly and seldom meets with condemnationhut in the case of common carriers performing quasipublic functions the prac-tice of discriminating between binge andsmall iblpjx rs produces economic resultsdetrimental to the public welfare destroying competition and aiding the growth ofmonopoly The government has there-fore done right in forbidding the practiceand insisting an a square deal

A number of railroad companies haveof their own motion stopped the giving ofrebates with satisfaction to themselvesand ti shipper That the government hnspower to deal effectively with offendingroads convictjon of the New YorkCentral affords ample proof

A Texas paper calls loudly for a pumpkin canning factory Yet it hasthat the pumpkins were working r v rtime now bting made into pun strrv

According to a scientist the rrfethuman figure ought to be equal into the length of ten fares In thatexPresident Palma would be about fifteen fret tall

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hint that he may be coming to tak any-thing else not nailed down

Since viewing the ease of Mr MurphyMr Croker has concluded that as longas the light holds out to burn thesinner may return

Perhaps thatheet of yellow paperput an end to the Welghtman trial wasonly an afternoon wuxtry

One of the Cincinnati pftpfcrs is madbecause the mayor has put only somedozen or so relatives in office Why he-so hard on the mayor Possibly he

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President Roosevelt rosy have brokonthe law when he contributed that dollarto the Republican campaign fund b Hsuch a little break as that ought to tceasily repaired

Mr Hearst Is now experiencing the delights of attending a political meetingdelivering a carefully prepared speechand then picking up a paper themorning to read a lot of things he didntsay

The per capita circulation of the UnitedStates at his time Is 3306 The tt seemsall right

As soon as those Cuban Insurgentsfound out that the money was still inthe treasury they began to took foolish

The New York Tribune refers tq MrHearst as the Aaron Burr of Ittf Achestnut bur us it were

A Wyoming man has declined a nomina-tion for coroner declaring that hecouldnt be a politician and a Christianat the same time Especially for a littleoffice like coroner

A court has decided that a man who refuses to cut kindling rind build fires Isguilty of cruel treatment and his wifemay have a divorce Thus is anotherburning issue settled in the new womansfavor

Coy Guild Is said to hays nailed ninelies in a speech at Boston the othernight Pretty good hammering that

William Bushnell who recently fell outof a sevenstory window to the sidewalkbelow without hurting himself declaresthat he never enjoyed anything so muchIn his life The pleasure Is all his

The New York American is offering tinAnanias cup as a prise to be contested forby the oth r Gotham papers How did theAmerican com to rx the holder of It

At least Count Hoot de Castellane fitpretty well into the vlewwithnlarm endof the international marriage controversy

It is announcd that the party accom-panying thf Pr id nt to Panama will hevery small Evidently Mr Taft la notWhig

Xo il skipped out withfSt in New York th other day It Is nowup to messenger boy No 13 to get busy

A New Jersey man aftowt to get Sthey

sey is tssprovlns right atomMr Bryan and Senator La FbBtttB are

the two greatest knockers ia ln countrynotes a contemporary Probably that nowparty they are t bfa going to be a pound party

A man with a fierce looking mostacheOov Masjoosj is the bar to fete

pesos in Cuba all right

That New York scenic artist vbo re-cently fell heir to a million wftl probably

a canvasback existence for Usf bal-ance of bJs days

Mr Watson declares that Ms name Skaft-no longer be associated with that BMgftEWe Hereafter we pissumt k will beknows as Toms

8ft far as setting out f Wsailtpsbj is-concemsd Russia seems to ao grsat-dansjer of arrest for eacxudtng the t Ht

Still if Mr Croker ever expectsout as a reformer thia w rid ssasa to bethe accepted time

Mr William Dean Howefis says Cer-tain of our women twang and whtne sadwbUBe and whinny We art set svrbut we rather Miss Laura n-TJbbey advanced that Ides irst

Chinese currency known as MnytesTmossy is believed to he the ftm inaneof the worlds history It srrms neverto have recovered fttwn the habtt-

An loa man has Joat received Mscaptains oomrelsston issued yearsago hint why this ertratrdtaary

the part of the governKtm w do naiknow

Breaihitt Oonnty Ky boasts a railron 1

that charges no fare Collecting railroadfares probably is not a very healthy occu-pation In Breathitt County anyhow

Senator Foraker says that the proposlfInn to snd the blacks all back toAfrica i the veriest nonsense To tasure especially while 3 few untaggedSouthern delegates are still at large

Whenever the Xew York cnirts runout of arythins else to do they makeAbe Huirmcl give a new lK rd

Secretary Show says the Democraticparty has no principle The Secretaryis mistaken the Democratic party hasthe most varied assortment of principlf5 j

now owned by any known party on earth

Hearsts Political TrustFrom the Norfolk Virjrini nPUot

The Independence League is an ineorporated company Tnder the charter allthe power of making platforms and antsing candidates is vested m a board ofdirectors named by brilliant authorof the scheme Here following the ruleslaid down in the textbooks of the recog-nizcd authorities on close corporationsaU possibility of trouble with minoritystockholders or a meddlesome public hasbeen guarded against The organizationis a perfect political trust It all revolvesaround the small directory and that issubject to the dictation of Mr Hearst A-

political party as the property of thelargest subscriber to the capital hi an in-

vention worthy of a patent And thefrom prejudice which could borrow

the basic idea from the hated octopus isus much to bo commended as the in-

genuity which gave it such original andeffective application

As Viewed In the lIar AVcstFrom the Docret Xcw

The only two men in the country whoreally loom up as Presidential possibilitiesore William J Bryan and William HTaft Ail the other lights are but firo

s and glow worms

Held flackthe UlercUnd Plain Dealer

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LTk UKT tint joBjr tickle cawTake up all Uw litUe fokM that peasAnd teate then alone till a tant at dee

tint the an hm oa the tier

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Itet I sites think it U very AIMKemth this WtokUunwaafcUOB Tw of te

ENTERPRISENo time to talk to you growls the

man at the deskBut IDont want to look at anything I tell

youI merelyWont buy a thingOne moment sir ICant stop to listenI simply wanted to get you to buy one

of these neatly printed cards reading Thisis My Busy Day to hang over your deskAh thank you sir

TO TUB PUMPKIN PIEO golden point m Thou art

A youthing fr ni the autumnUnlf s itufty wicked art

Youre cudc f ttiniij rudih iuah yellowixhrr fii Vrr earth com meal and lotuf other iluii2

TIIE MEEK WOMAXThere was once a rude horse brute

f f a niin whn was married to a meekand gentle and timid little woman andope day ho tod her roughly thatcouldnt buy rsny moro winter anddresses tha he wouldnt give her another them

So yjir at once began shopping for hersprlnp ouifit

This shows us that the world is unconsrionsly swayed by the sofi hanu of tingentler Vex VILBfR I XESBIT

A LITTLE NONSENSE

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tike Issjr hM esdh wns nt nTW B her IHesdi eerseen let f eeai fls-gBBss sf tsjejn vka ksc

shred All ow aisstp w srkIran elgnteen to twestfythree how pardJyum aa thats a plenty TmhV

Well I have finally obtained yfathers consent said the young trjn

Now win you agree to be minerI guess so answered the naJd n

doabtfuny I wouldnt though iftnotight pa was trying to get rid of OH-

WWaky atet sack a bad fisisiil to tictight tense declared UsleHemlock

How that underWhisky will often moneythe whisky that other men drink

Too LivelyJVa Tcvdia fnraasnlrn-

He was a solemn 5 otchman with anequally solemn and somewhat downtrodden wife Tfc fart that they were re-ceiving an excellent price for their seedOd pair front from an American lodgerdid not blind them to her failings

Dear me Mr Macleod wild thelodsor one Sunday afternoon when an errml took hfr to the parlor where thefamily sit I should think you and youruif j WoUld Etitled sitting Indoorshot day with the windows shut If youdjust open one and p t some fresh air Imsure it wouid do Mrs Macleod good shelooks pale

Mr Macleod looked at her with hisui uu stern and unbending gaze

We can bic fresh air ony day hesaid calmly Wove no need to hue trushing shoot hooeo on the Saw

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First Comedian Why a henSecond Comedian Oross the gangplank

To get to tht of courseF C No why does uS read poetry Fond of a lay

Thats easy WhyF C Not yet whyS C Does a hen look untidy in the

morning The rooster hag the combHeres a good one why

F CNcin Heinle nein Why does ahen belong to the upper

S C Go on Ill be the goatthe answer

F C Because she wont move fromher set

Soft music and cujtaln Dont applaudmaybe Hushes wont win

Iii hc ChurchAn absentminded woman one Sunday

morning walked into church took a frontseat and joined in the service vigorouslyaccording to the Chicago Inter OceanThen the collection basket was passed toher and putting a rein Into It she maltaabout She cast glances In every direc-tion her mind cleared and an expressionof amazement overspread her face Shegot up She hurried down the aisle Sheovertook the man with tbe collection bas-ket Im m tbtr wrong church hewhispered and taking out the cola shejha J put in she hurried forth

WhyFrom the llontgomry Advertiser

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Too Much JohnsonAlthough the Scandinavian vote of

Minnesota is overwhelmingly Republicanrepresentatives of that race kept

thoir Norce heads in the cataclysm ofISM and elected a descendant of one oftheir blood governor in spite of the factthat he a Democrat This was theHon John A Johnson who is his party acandidate for reelection this year Nowup springs the SocialLabor party of theNorth Star State to still further confusetha hardy Norseman of that Common-wealth by nominating as its candidate forgovernor another descendant of the raceIn the person of the Hon John W John-son Thus upon the official ballot theywill have to vote next month the Swedesflnd Norwegians whose ideals of states-manship and good government are em-bodied in the person and achievementsof the Hon Knute Nelson in the Senatewill behold with pride and mayhapamazement the names of two Von Tonsons Confronted by such an embarrass-ment of racial riches not even the mostexperienced Minnesota statesman Is audaefous enough to predict the result of thebail st that will be cast by the Swedesand Norwegians for governor The Rpublican managers of course are slylysnickering In gleeful hope that the con-fusion will lead to beneficial results fortheir party Alt parties up in that sec-tion of toe country by the way have

in this campaign the thrillingditty composed and trilled by the HonThomas Henry Carter of Montana wfccn-he piloted the late Mark Hannn so suc-cessfully through the Northwest in thefirst McKinley campaign and which runs

The Irish MX the DutchThey lont anoint to modiHurrah for the 8codl ncv-

iPoraUer May LendA rumor has been Current in Washing-

ton for some time that Hon JosephBenson Foraker has a matured purposein mind to oppose at every turn in theSenate this winter every form of radical-ism that shows itself The Ohio states-man singlehanded and alone stoodagainst the administrations railroadprogramme atjoined in the final voting by Alabamasveteran Democrats Senators Morgan aniPettua Mr Forakers iuJcpeudent courseon this great question did not cause unopen breacii between himself and thePresident as near the close of the sessionh was an honored guest at two or threeWhite House dinners that were attendedonly by tie elect Rut it is thought thatIf he adventures upon the policy of per-sistent and uncompromising opposition 1 1

the approaching session to administrationprogramme which he may regard asradical he may arouse active antagonismat the White House He has alreadygiven a hint of his intention In the speechdelivered a few days ago at the reunionof the Army of th Cumberland In that

j address he uttered som veiled criticismsof the Presidents recently expressed di-vergence of opinion concerning certaindecisions of the F dera courts and it is-helloved the Ohioan did this to showwhat attitude he will assume m Congressthis winfr In d hate Mr Foraker in-

a facil as he is eourag ous and as tinl ad T of the conservative Republl-f th Senate it is generally agreed

tisst he would kik up a row of goodlyplSSMJltions shoild he pjr i e tr coursehe Is SRid to have determined Upon

Gordy ThereIn that county of Indiana of which the

mtropolis of Rushvll Is theOf power and government th Democrats

exultunt in tfu r confidence of electtssj at their candidate for countdealt until the sapient attorney generalf the StM ram the rescue of tin

BeBiihlioan candidate a son of the Hon3 X Cowdy late g npral to Parts

Hfjfc Issue against young Gowdy was thatlft had ben frolicking in gay Bare fortk long a time that he was GO longer afreehold r in the county To be a freeliolder in Hoosierdom one roust own lamin ftc simple and unless one is a free-holder he is disqualirnd to frv ID publicoffice The Republican nciiinatton badcolor to th ion of Innine of Gowdyby that prinicpir of t iiiik5al gravitywhich in Indiana is allpowerful to WitThe office must s k H man Havingtitus been overtaken th nominationand seized young wdy thought all

for a brilliant corer in the publicsrvice Ills Wore darkened by theDemo rtl campaign ry that he was nota re rcld r For weeks tN tide of bat-tle ran hich and strung against him Ofa Midden his hope again sprang Into fullstrength He discovered that to the dedwhich the distinguished head of his househad takfii to a lot in the local cemeterycharacteristic political foresight had guided tin paternal hand n writing in thenames of the owners of tin lot The can-didates name was among them He submitted this evideriCf of Isis qualificationto Attorn y Central Miller at Indianapolis That official promptly and unhesitatingly decided that young Cowdy spart ownership of the cenetery lot oon-stituttxl him a freeholder The oppositionhas now taken to the woods

TIu riiinc f MinisterMuch as his XVishionton friends sym-

pathize with Sir Client ung LtanCheng-ovtr the death of his motherjoice that the Chinese Ministers imperialmaster at Pekln refused to accept his res-ignation in tendering which by cableSir Chentung followed an immemorialcustom of Ms countrymen to quit all pub-lic service for a terns f years as a markof respect for dead parents Sir Chentuns LianCheng is the most respectedrepresentative the Chinesehas ever sent to Washington His imme-diate predecessor the port Wu Ting Fanswas popular becaust of his quaint andfrequently caustic wit but he did notgain the same high standing in the diplo-matic corps r r the country at asthat enjoyed by Sir Chvntung The lat-ter is accounted one of the ablest states-men produced by modern China In facthe i thoroughly modern hi Ms viewpointand conduct although b respects whok-somery the better customs and traditionsof race In religion philosophy andfamily relations His English is perfectand his acquaintance with American history and iiuttitutfottt Is thorough SirChentnng was educated in the UnitedStates beIng one of the first young Chinese of high family to be sent to thiscountry by lilt government to be edu-cated Before being sent here to succexl-Wu Ting Fang he held a responsibleposition In the foreign office at Pekinand prior to that he had served his government in England He is as companionAble as if he were an American to thomanner born and while modern in everything except drt ss h still is intenselyChinese in the sense that he believes firstin hte own country

MY VIEWSAVT n on the morning attn

I tout my pockets cntMy mood not one of feaghter-

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I witter with mariettaY heMp h quite nirsr

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GREETINGS TO THE HERALD

Firm the CoMMil JfSuKsr

Tb Washington HeraW8 first Sundayissue was a refreshing newspaper to bandie and to read It was edited by ScottC dwf down to tho bone It hadno comic and no magazineUon It was a newspaper compact andnewsy It marks a reform which we hopeis to be continued

Indittftpcli SMB

The Washington Herald has none of theearmarks of a new paper In fact J

looks as If it tad long been a fixture inWashington The Herald tUbS with thevery best newspapers of the East andwe have no doubt Mr Bone willreallxv that he is at the head of a greatnational newspaper

FTOB the Desert Xcw

A new dally found its way to ourexchange table It l The WashingtonHerald which Is to be published everymorning at Washington D C The initlal number promises welt fur futureof this journalistic enterprise It is fullof interesting news tersely told Its editoHala are strung and it starts with afair amount or business patronage TheHerald to be a dean newspaper It will deal we are toW with theleanly affairs of and there will beno partisan politics in either its oreditorials These sentiments we heartilyindorse The ret need of out time is

reform of the press The tide f crimewill never be stemmed until it is no longerfed by dally news reports We wish suec s to every Journalistic enterprise thatwill give prominence to that which isgood instead of the bed features of hu-man life and that will work for harmonyamong men instead of partisan strifeWe hope The Herald may live long andprosper

From the Nstfeasl TrfbosWashington tm favored with another

daily saper and from the first issuesit would seem that the city is panicarty favored in a bright handsomeJournal of high character It to newsydean and abf The same to The Wash-ington Herald staid it began publicsUon October 8 under the management ofMr Scott C Bone for many years man-aging editor of the Washington Post andwho made that paper one of the mostattractive in the country Mr E H-Merrlck is the business manager and MrJT Harry Cunningham assistant businessmanager The paper d erv e successand we have no doubt that it will quicklyachieve it

MARK TWAINS DEBUT

Ufa Kxijcrleiice 011 First Ap

Iicariinoc Before tire PublicMark Twain did not Introduce his

daughter Miss Clara Clemens to theaudience that crowded the gymnasiumat Nortolk Costa to hoar the youngcontralto make her American debut Heclosed the evening however with a fewremarks In which he recalled the agonyof his own first appearance upon a public

j stageMy heart goes out in sympathy to

any one who is making his first appear-ance before an audience of human beingsBy a dire process of memory I go backforty years less one month for Imolder than I look he said wagging hissnowy head

1 recall the occasion of my first aprarance Sir Francisco knew me thenonly as a reporter and I was to malemy bow to San Francisco as a lecturerI knew that nothing short of compulsionwould get me to theater So I boundmyself by a hardandfast contract 00that I could not escape I got to thetheater fortyfive minutes before the hourset for the lecture

My knee were shaking so that Ididnt knew whether I could stand upIf there is an awful horrible malady inthe world U is stage frtht and seasick-ness They asa a pair I had stagsfright then for thee trst and lost time Iwas only beaatek once too It was on atttUe shit on which there were 260 otherpassengers I wafrsick I was so sickthat there wasnt any left for those other269 passengers v-

It was dark and lonely behind thescenes in that theater and I peekedthrough the little peek holes they navein theater curtains and looked into thebig auditorlun That was dark andempty too By and by it lighted up andthe audience began to arrive

I had got a number of friend of mintstalwart men to sprinkle themselvesthrough the audience armed with big

Every time I said anything theycould possibly guess I intended to befunny they were to pound those clubon the floor Then there was a kindlady in a hex up there also a goodfriend of mine the wife of the governorShe was to watch me intently and when-ever I glanced toward her she was goingto deliver a gubernatorial laugh thatwould lead tb whole audience Into ap-planse

At last I began I had the menuscript tucked under a United Statesnag in front o me where I could getIt case of neco But I managed toget started without it I walked up anddown I was young in those daysneeded the exercise and talked andtalked

Right fi the middle of that speech Ihad placed 1 gent I had put to a movlag pathetic part which was to getthe hearts and souls of my hearersWhen I delivered it they did Just what Ihoped and They sat silent andawed I had touched them Then Ihappened to glance up at the box wherethe governors wife was you know whathappened

Well after the first agonizing fiveminutes my stage fright left roe neverto return I know if I was going to bshanged I could get up and snake a goodshowing and intended to But I sisalnever forget my feelings before theagony left me and I got up here tothank you for lies for helping my duughtar by your kindness to live through herfirst appearance And I want to thankyou for your appreciation of her stagingwhich is by the way hereditary

miv 3lcJMi KoinePrim the X OOM Vasufew

It is said that the name of Nome wasthe result of an error made by some Englist man in writing a letter He evidentlyintended to write the word home butthe makers of the maps read H Normsand thus the name Nome belongs to history and the great district of AlaskaSome authorities claim that thee wordNorma is a corruption of the Indian phraseor word Knoma meaning something like

I know It

ProMtnice of Klfhil-Prrm

After the railway accident THd youget compensation Bill

Yes five pounds me and five poundsthe missus

Why I didnt know as she wor urtShe wasnt but I had the presence of

mind to fetch er one on the cad withnw boo

OH the RIght SideFrom Mreadorfcr HUettw

Hello old man Havent seen Anythingof you since you got married How goesit

Thanks fairly Bnt marriage to acostly jot If you only knew what thedressmakers charge

So I suppose you regret itOh no I married a dressmaker

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paring and concrete construction firm ofChicago was in buoyant spirItsseen oy a Herald r Dorter in the NewWilkvrd because h lsid secured an Im-

portant contract from the District o Co-

lumbia for the Jsiylng of a considorablmount of granitoid concrete pavementin Washington He ie also to lay thissame material on both the District andthe Virginia side of the Potomac via-duct

Th paving question Mr Slackis one of the utmoRt importance in alt

cities and especially i Vashirtonwhere beaoly arid utility must go handIn hand You have v t r ifnt Mrrthere a it is but I triiL tinu s ntband when W sMnKV n must p t thvery best to be laud and i rvt amodel for all American towns Tinof brick once common is b ine hn-doned and asphalt is now up

the mark because of its tendency tosoften in hot weather

In European cities wooden blocksoaked in creosote haw been quite a urcess but in this country there is a growI g tendency to employ concrete Th ex-

traordinary new town of Gary whi hbe the home of the Inited Sfcups He J

Corporation mammoth plant will heWorth visiting because it will bpared town in the world every stricthelng laid with granitoid By the waytills town which is hut twentysix milesoa Tf Chicago in Indiana and is y t inemBryo wHl an estimated p rela-tion of 100 to begin business on iromen being employrd in tin st el w rkHouses to cost jO have bcvn con-tracted for already

People who ware in possession of landsome fortunes prior to theof San Francisco badly hurt by thatMow tad many of th m would n w txglad of im income of lion a monthsaid Mr John S Orr a welltriu citi-zen of Oakland Cal wo is stoppirt withhis wife at thee Arlington

But it Is not In the nadir f ourcalifornia folks to take adversity v

greatly to heart and the gcrnrjl spiriiI of lM p and determination to roov r-

ail that was lost by shock and tin Agood many people ar

bp given relief hutsteadily diminish About wonsi odicap to the rebuilding of the city s tiequestion of labor troubles Extrenn higiiprices for workmen not i hfiatstrikes though this cf all times stmsthe worst for such action on the prt f-

wagetamers So great Is the d anhowever that even the most unreasoab-Wge are conceded and the 6 a day ask

People with good red blood in theirveins who love the chase are looking withkeen interest to the great annual m t ofthe VirginiaCarolina Fox Hunters Assciation which is to ocosr in oldburg County October O and list aweek Mr P W Woitakx cfChase City Va at the Raleigh

There tins bwn a great revival rf in-

terest in fox hunting aB over the Fiuth-i nd r

ideal renditions at the aforesaid k diiythere is no doubt of snBnsss i themeet

The rendezvous chosen has 1 icr s-

of hunting preserves large kenni fsplendidly trained dogs and most impo-rtant of all foxes are abundantwin be there as well t sport snun aiithe week wW be repl t with the p

of the elite of two States

A militant minister of the gospel i DrJ Wesley HilL pastor of Janes il t wJisEpiscopal Church in Brooklyn Hv

formerly to charge of Grace cj rc1Harrisburg Pa He has takn yn inmany political campaigns ard his

for McKinley save him xteudcte At the Ebbitt last evening Dr Hiil-

My belief is that the Republican iominee for governor will carry New lortState The best element in the Denioratiparty is supporting Mr Hughes w ti er-thusiasrn There is tow much at formen to be bound by partisan ties prediet an overwhelming victory for Hi hrsand am willing to further pronhesj thathe will be the next cardidate T th Rtpublican party for the

There is really very little imerefr betug manifested in politics in Yirxjuut tthis time remarked Lieut 5ovJoseph E WJllard of that Stat thlobby of the hotel whirh bears his family

Capt Willard is accompanied herby his friend and associate on the corporation commission Judge Crump andthey have been visiting several Virginiatowns on official business Capt Witlard made a strong race for governorlast year and though be did not winconducted his campaign in such a wayas to make a multitude of frivnd His still a young man and his to tonersdo not hesitate to say that h will vbe governor of the Old Dominion

It would be no surprise he continuedshould a solid Democratic delegrith

elected to Congress from Virginia Theonly district where the Republicans hav1much chance is the Ninth anti in thatthe nominee of the Democracy fxS nitor Bob Bruce who is one of the ksrmen of his section stands a finrratechance of success In spite of the ipmilRepublican majority

Before coming to the United Silt S T

was waJtM J that I misrit expect towith discourteous and uncivil treat tin many Instances saM Mr W fiL M-

LaaghBn of Belfast Ireland at the NewWIBiard

What could have rise to w h aSOCiOtt is a mystery fur my own eerionce has taught me thit a pottter orhospitable mote conwicirau peoate wthe Americans do not exist T av im-

ply been astonished at the unh rsal MHitreatment and the extreme pottS ewhich the stranger in thi greitreceives Everybody a bcilboi o atank president puts himself out u rrd rone a service mud when F g t non itWill please me to bear testimony to theg od nature and manners of allsorts and conditions u in this gi uLYankee republic

The Original FnIrl aHki ManFnst the Indianapolis Xrwu

r Bartley Harper t Lima Ohio who Is

th families of J A and J DHoyt in this city admits that h snvcd

life of Vice Prisidcnt Fairbanks whenhe and Fairbanks were boys togetln r inUnion County Ohio

We lived nenr each other in C hione day we went swimming togtli rsaid Harper Fairbunks Watt i f

wister long before I was ready 1 I rtyet reached he bunk when I h u incall for help I threw off nv t n vclothes and rushed in If I do i y

elf I was one of the best swimmers ii

the county so I made straight for ihedrowning boy I grabbed for his hair ashe started to go down for the la t fnebut missed him and had to dive far litnI got h 1 of him dnigsttl to-

th bank where as soon as w got Tli

water out of him wig all tight Hwas mighty thankful to le pulii iuiId have made It all right If id got a

good start though he aid-

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