WAM MAGAZINE BY KEVIN

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TABLE OF CONTENTSpg 1 Title Pagepg 2 Table of Contentspg 3 I’m a smart guypg 4 Just because I’m smartpg 5 Goldpg 6 Daypg 7 Day Collagepg 8 Nightspg 9 Rainpg 10 Lambpg 11 Beefpg 12 Jelly and Jellopg 13 Breakfastpg 14 Foodpg 15 Cheese bugerspg 16 He Who Lost His Jacketpg 17 Freedompg 18 Picassopg 19 Picasso Collagepg 20­21 Nerf Playpg 22 Me collagepg 23 Scary collagepg 24 The Lightspg 25 The Bloody Machetepg 26 The Accidentpg 27 The untold storypg 28 Letter to my MIBpg 29 The Creeper of the North Woodspg 30 The Halloween poempg 31 Halloween when you’re scaredpg 32­33 The Man in The Leather Coat

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I'm a smart guy

I am KevinBrother of Ryan

Who needs time, life and foodWho loves his family and nerf guns

Who sees energy in objectsWho hates war, racism and painWho fears a world destructionWho dreams of being rich

Who wants fameResident of the blue planet

Kuang

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Just Because I’m smart

Just Because I’m smart It doesn’t mean that I’m a nerd,Doesn’t mean that I wear ties,Doesn’t mean that I’m a geek,

Look inside me; we’re all the same.

Just Because I’m smart It doesn’t mean that I study all day,Doesn’t mean that I like computers,

Doesn’t mean that I’m weird,Doesn’t mean that I’m not human.

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Gold

Gold is the most valuable mineral in the world,As precious as rolex watch,

As shiny as a forged steel sword,Useful like iron,

Needed for everyday use,“Gulp”can cost you $1,000,

Eaten for so much,You could cry.

Wanted by many,Few have.

Stupid reasons,To eat it.

Many save,To buy a pound,Only to find,

The prices of an ounce.$1,346.30 an ounce,

what’d you bring today?$500?

you’ll never be able to pay.eat it or not,use it or not,drink it or not,I won’t buy.

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A normal dayInto a day,

the sun shines,the leaves blow,

the morning starts,the day goes.

eating breakfast,rushed and hurried,

drive to school,drop off the kids

they go to school,rush hour begins.

Drive to workstuck in traffic,

work starts,you are late.

Your boss asks,why you were late,

you answer,“had a busy morning”

but it’s not over.

Come back home,pick up the kids,

rush to make dinner,before your spouse comes home,

set up the table,yell come to eat dinner,

and dinner is served.Take a shower,

no time for bathesbrush your teeth,get ready for bed.

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NightsNights are blankets,They cover the sun,Saying good night,

Until the day is bright.To me, the stars are like diamonds,

On the crown of the night.The sun comes up,The night goes down.

We get up, but the night’s still around.

The sun goes down.The night comes up.The animals sleep,

The birds land and we go home.After we wash,After we brush,After we change,

After we are yelled at to death,The night’s back.

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Cheeseburgers

Cheeseburgers are like edible gold,So juicy, tender and tasty,

As yummy as a steak off the grill,Only it’s ground,

In a bun,On lettuce and tomato,

with cheese,with onions,

and served with fries and a drink.

Many types are made.Salmon burger,Veggie burger,Turkey burger,Chicken burger,

but none beat the cheese burger.In texture,In taste,

In juiciness,It wins.

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He Who Lost His Jacket

One day, when Jack was walking home from school,he saw a couple of friends playingbasketball. Excitedly, Jack threw his jacket on the floor and joined his friends and played. When itwas 4  o’clock, Jack went home, forgetting all about his jacket. When he was walking home, jacknotice he forgot his only jacket. He ran back to the court only to realize it wasn’t there. A hobotook it! He sadly walked home, thinking of what would happen to it. When he got home, hisparents yelled at him, but bought him a new jacket.

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Pablo PicassoArtist Pablo Picasso was a person who changed 20th century art. He was born on

10/25/1881 in Malaga, Spain. He was taught art by his father,José Ruiz y Blasco,a teacher ofdrawing at the Escuela Provincial de Bellas Artes. During his life, picasso had many periods ofdifferent styles of art. He had Blue Period(1901–1904), the Rose Period(1905–1907), theAfrican-influenced Period(1908–1909), Analytic Cubism (1909–1912), and SyntheticCubism (1912–1919)of art.His field was painting, drawing, sculpture, paint making andceramics.He also married 2 wives, had 4 children and had 6 major relationships.His childrenwere Paulo (2/4/1921- 6/5/1975) with Olga Khokhlova, Maia (9/5/1935-) withMarie-Therese Walter, Clau de (5/15/1947-) with Francoise Gilot, and Paloma(4/19/1949-) with Francoise Gilot.In the end, picasso died on the 4/8/1973 aged 91 inMougins, France.

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    The War

Act:1 Monologue

     Is 3 hours a week really that fair? No its not. I can’t chat on facebook or watch funny youtubevideos about cats playing with water. It’s not going to kill me, Its just fun. The adults had fun whilethey were young, and now they’re stuck in a lousy job and the fun collapses. Why can’t we livethe fun times now?

Act:2 Problem/Conflict

Me: Family meeting!mom and dad go to living roomMe: Mom,Dad, can I have more computer gaming time?Mom, Dad:No.Me: Then I declare a nerf war. If I lose,I won’t have any additional time. If I win I will have morecomputer time.Mom, Dad:Deal.we shake handsMe:get nerf blaster from drawer and get shieldMom, Dad:get blaster from garage and set up a barricade in the hallwayMom, Dad:Ready?Me:Ready!Me:push rolly chair to block darts. When 5 feet away, cartwheel over barricade and shoot them bothMom, Dad:use pillows to block darts,knocked my gun of and picked up swordMe:use shield to block slashes and pick up swordMe:slash dadDad:argh!Mom:slashes meMe:pull out a pistol and shoot mom while on the floorMom:ah!Me:I won!Dad:fine, I give you 5 more hours.go get cable from office

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Me:follow dadDad: I won!gets pistol and shoots meMe:Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!Dad:fine, fine, fine.

Act:3 Resolution

   I’m now up to 8 hours a week and I love it! Its now the end of the war and I’m glad that that’sover with. My dad is kind of grumpy for this week, but he’ll get over it.

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The Lights

One night, a young couple was driving along Rte 52. No one dared

drive on it, because they said it was haunted. They took a bet and drove on

it at night. “Be careful” the wife of the couple said. Then, suddenly, two

high beams came out of no where. The husband was blinded and crashed. The

couple died during crash. Several police cars chased after the lights, but

didn’t see any car. Then, a flash of blinding light appeared and the police

that chased the lights were never seen again. From that day forward, any

lone couple who drives on Rte 52 will never return to civilization.

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The Bloody Machete

Word says that some psycho killer has escaped from a prison. A

college student never believed it. So one day, he took his girl friend to a

diner to have diner. He forgot something in his car, so he went back to get

it.While he was getting the item, he saw a shadow of a tall man with a

sharp object. He got scared and drove away. When he got back to the dorm, he

realized that his girl friend was still at the diner. He called the

manager to pick her up. While he waited he went to bed . The next day, he

realized that his girl friend never came back. When he opened the door, he

saw his girlfriends body, with a slit on her throat and a pool of blood. He

also saw a bloody machete on the side.

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The Accident

One day, I was daydreaming. When I woke up, I wasn’t looking so I accidently

stepped in a trash can. I didn’t notice, so I fell down the stairs and got a

concussion. When I woke up, I was on an ambulance going to the to the hospital.

Since I needed surgery, I was given gas. I dreamed of unicorns and ponies and

rainbows and…that was it. Surgery was over. My heart felt hollow, the dream

disappeared. It was over; so I woke up in my bed that I was in and was released 2

days later.

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The untold story

Today is Thursday the 12th 2050. In a secret lab, where a special mutated

virus was created. It was sealed, never to be opened, since studies showed a

mutation in the infected specimen with a thirst for blood and a hunger for

brains. The zombie virus was created with the help of scientist Mike Harrison.

It was never made for killing. However, Communist Russian spies stole the

capsule. It was duplicated and used as a bomb dropped in San Francisco,

California…

In San francisco, today is Friday the Thirteenth. Many people think today

is the end of the world. Not me, but I was extremely wrong. when the bomb hit, the

people near it became sick. they were rushed to the hospital, but they were

clinically dead and became zombies. They started cannibalism and many people

died. We all took shelter,but I had to be in a big haunted mansion with a few

other people. We worked for survival,but there was one thing that creeped us

out. It was the ghost of Great Hubert III. He was killed when they were making the

mansion, and the owners of the mansion all died there on Friday the 13th.

The day is Friday the 13th, 2050. We were creeped out because a survivor

died of an unknown cause. He was buried ,and the story haunted us. Another

survivor disappeared when he walked into the room Great Hubert III died in.

Then, the last survivor other than me, got possessed, had a seizure ,and died.

I panicked and freaked out! I ran to the nearest exit, but they disappeared. I had

hallucinations! I later crashed into a wall and fainted.

When I woke up, I was found by the army, which killed all the zombies. I

lived my life not knowing that I became possessed by an evil curse. The next day,

the curse of Great Hubert III took place. At school I had hallucinations and

seizures every period. A day passed and I was hospitalized. 3 months later, I was

struck by the same disease. Could this be the end?

To be continued...

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Dear Mr. Johnson

I am revealing my profile secret today. Go to 330 marble street. Lock

yourself inside. I am not just an average assassin, I am a special forces

mercenary. I quit 3 years ago and I still have a lot of fight in me. I was supposed

to live a normal life in New Jersey with my wife and son, but I still had rage in

me. I quit my normal job and became an assassin.

If you blurt it out I will personally assassinate you where you will least

expect it. If you do, my enemies will track me down . When I get caught, I might be

killed. My wife will go into poverty and become homeless. If you do, I will make

quick work of your parent’s and yourself. If you force me to pay to keep it a

secret, you will never see daylight again.

I am telling you this now because I can’t keep secrets for long. I am

currently trusting you to not let me down. I fear that I will get caught by the

cops or my enemies. Remember, keep it safe, don’t blurt it out and I won’t kill

you…

Sincerely,

Mr. William

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The Creeper of North Woods

One night, when a teenage girl was partying with her friends. A

friend of hers gave her a challenge. It was to sleep in the house down the

road, where no one lived for ten years. At first, she said no. Her friends

said she was scared, and she took it for the sake of embarrassment. She

walked to the house with her friends. She put a scarf on a piece of

furniture, so her friends could know she went.

Half way through the night, she heard a door creaking. Then there

was something scratching the wall. Suddenly, she saw a shadow of

something. Ten seconds later, there was a scream. Her friends rushed in.

The scary surprise they got was her skeleton still in her position. They

never notice that the thing locked them in. They were shredded into tiny

pieces of tissue. It wasn’t the next day that it was found that the Creeper

of North Woods that killed them.

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The Halloween

The wolf howls,

the trees move,

the owl hoots,

vampires rise from their tombs,

mummies are awakened,

werewolves become transformed,

the ghost are released.

Zombies rise from the dead,

Frankenstein is given new life.

The headless horseman rides to town.

The witch make a bubbling serum,

What do you know?

It’s just Halloween.

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Halloween when you are scared

I’m so scared!

This freaks me out!

Why? Why do I have to be here?

Its so scary.

It gives me the creeps.

Am I hallucinating?

Am I dreaming?

Am I having a nightmare?

If not, am I in a real life nightmare?

Don’t worry.

Its just some trick-or-treaters.

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The Man In The Leather Coat

One day, a rich man was murdered at 10:00 pm. Detective Jones was

called on the scene. He inspected the body of the victim, as he looked for

clues. Jones found out that the murder was Mr. Orviller, a poor homeless

fellow in his fifties. Detective jones set out to find him and take him to

prison. While he was looking for him, his mouth was dry. So, he stopped at a

pub for some drink. While he was there, he got some ale. Suddenly, he had

hallucinations! His drink was poisoned! He was on the floor while a fellow

slipped out of the bar, away from the crowd. A doctor revived him, just

before death's gate. He also examined his drink. It was mixed with

Psilocybin Mushroom extract, a poisonous toadstool. Jones got up and

raced after Orviller. However, he lost him in an intersection, where the

car chase ended. Poor Jones, he was poisoned and the bad guy got away.

The next day Jones looked for him again. He was furious about

Orviller. He called up his friend, Davy Merriwether. He arrived quickly

as possible. When Davy was asked to help him on a mystery, he couldn't say

no. Davy was as excited as a dog with a treat big as a car. They agreed and

set off to get Mr. Orviller. After traveling 12 miles, Davy was hungry.

Jones was also hungry since they didn’t eat lunch yet. They stopped at a

fancy restaurant and had lunch. While eating, Jones noticed a man in a

leather coat suspiciously eating . He saw his face and remembered him

from the pub. “He was the person who poisoned my drink!” he thought. So,

without doubt, Jones walked over to his table. To his surprise, Orviller

was armed. He pulled out his pistol and shot Jones. He missed. The

restaurant went into chaos! People were running here to there, trying to

run away from him. Jones rose again, his metal vest protecting his body.

Orviller ran away to his coach, riding away at full speed. Jones and Dave

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followed him, in hot pursuit. Still at full speed, Orviller was faster.

The three times he got away, Jones sighed. He was so close all that

time. The friends found a tavern to bunk for the night and rented a room.

After dinner, they went to bed. Jones felt suspicious. He slept, but at

midnight, he heard the door creak. He saw Mr. Orviller at the door! He

walked over to Jones and was almost going to stab him. With quick

movements he took a shot at Orviller. Jones hit him, but not critically.

Orviller ran to the coach, but Jones was not far away, He got close enough

and jumped on Orvillers coach while still in his pajamas. They had a fist

fight on the coach, but Jones won when his punch knocked him out. Jones

went back to the tavern, only to find Orviller dead. There went his

prisoner.

The Detective went back to the station and reported what happened.

The chief was disappointed. He was mad about what Jones did. He was fired.

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