VEGGIE FREAKS – the funny side of vegetarianism…

VEGGIE FREAKS –the funny side of vegetarianism…

Which means funny quotations from famous vegetarians or concerning vegetarianism and animals rights.

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"Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child, as it is to the caterpillar.”

Bradley Miller

"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit.

If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple,

I'll buy you a new car.”Harvey Diamond

"I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me."

Alex Poulos

“I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.”Groucho Marx

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian

because I hate plants.”

A. Whitney Brown

“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”

David Brenner

“Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian

between meals.”Colman McCarthy

„If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?”Author Unknown

"[When asked what he would eat if he was in a desert with no food in

sight except a cow] I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it."

Benjamin Zephaniah

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us.

Pigs treat us as equals.”

Sir Winston Churchill

„I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal.

There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

Ellen DeGeneres

„Support your right to arm bears.”Cleveland Amory

„People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”

Alexei Sayle

“Nobody really needs a mink coat … except the mink.”Glenda Jackson

„Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!”Author Unknown

„Vegetarian: a person who eats only side dishes.”

Gerald Lieberman

„The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun.”

P.G. Wodehouse

„All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, >>Yo Goober! Where's the meat?<< I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa.

You don't win friends with salad.”Homer Simpson

„Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.”Author Unknown

"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."

G.B. Shaw

„How can you eat anything with eyes?”

Will Kellogg

„I'm a Volvo vegetarian. I'll eat an animal only if it was

accidentally killed by an speeding car.”

Ron Smith

„HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.”

Author Unknown

"I would not want to promote research on animals. Fortunately, only my back is twisted, not my mind."

Linn Pulis (Polio victim)

„Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns.”

William S. Gilbert

„I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why

would I drink it from a cow.”Devon Aoki

I hope it was funny, but unfortunately, most of these wonderful creatures, that you’ve just seen on the photographs are kept in horrific conditions, are victims of great pain and

suffering, and are dying in billions every year.Only because of the way we eat.

You can change that! You can make a difference!

A typical meat-eater consumes during his life about 760 chickens, 5 cows, 20 pigs, 29 sheep, 46 turkeys, 15 ducks, 7 rabbits

and over half a tone of fish.

GO VEG!!!

Wanna know more?Check:

• GoVeg: www.goveg.com• Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism • Vegan Outreach: http://www.veganoutreach.org/whyvegan/ • Animal Rights FAQ: http://www.animal-rights.com/arpage.htm• VeggieBoards: http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/index.php

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