Michigan Wolverines The Rage Page UCLA Bruins Volume XVII Issue VII The Official Newsletter of the Maize Rage 9 December 2017 Bruins projected starting line-up: 3 Aaron Holiday 6’1” G 13 Kris Wilkes 6’3” G 14 Gyorgy Goloman 6’11” F 23 Prince Ali 6’3” G 40 Thomas Welsh 7’0” C HC Steve Alford Keep it classy, Rage: As one of college basketball’s premiere student sections, it’s important that we refrain from swearing or using other slurs throughout the game. The University of Michigan is an institution of class, and as a collective representative, we need to uphold this standard. To comply with the Big Ten sportsmanship code, the “Bum of the Game” has been replaced by the “Player to Watch”: Aaron Holiday Doesn’t understand why girls wear so much makeup You can’t spell his name without “orgy” Strongly believes that men should not use rolling backpacks Couldn’t walk at high school graduation because he got caught drunk in his school’s parking lot Won his family’s annual Easter egg hunt this year This is his first year at UCLA where he will not be coaching his son, Bryce Good afternoon and welcome back to Crisler! After a taste of Big Ten play, we’re here today with Michigan’s marquee non-conference home game against the UCLA Bruins. If today’s game is anything like last year’s contest, we’re in for an explosive game, so hold on to your sunglasses, this is going to be a good one. Odd Ball Out: Lonzo Ball may have left for the NBA, but the Ball family drama has contin- ued for UCLA this year, to say the least. Before the start of the season, UCLA made a trip to China to play an exhibition game against Georgia Tech. While there, LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill showed judgement as poor as Lonzo’s jumper, stealing sunglasses from a Louis Vuitton store and getting arrested. LiAngelo has since left the team, while Riley and Hill remain indefinitely suspended. New Faces: UCLA has to replace a lot more than just Lonzo Ball this year. The Bruins lost their four leading scorers from last season: Ball, T.J. Leaf, Bryce Alford, and Isaac Hamilton, either to the draft or graduation. Ike Anigbogu, a former highly rated recruit, also got drafted, despite not playing much. Famous Brothers: LiAngelo Ball isn’t the only Bruin with an interesting family. Aaron Holiday’s brothers Jrue and Justin both play in the NBA, Jrue for the Pelicans and Justin for the Bulls. Needless to say that the Holiday family has a little less baggage to deal with than the Ball family. The Rest of the Bruins: Alex Olesinski (#0), Cody Riley (#2), Jaylen Hands (#4), Chris Smith (#5), Isaac Wulff (#10), LiAngelo Ball (#15), Alec Wulff (#21), Armani Dodson (#22), Jalen Hill (#24), Joseph Wallace (#30), Ikenna Okwarabizie (#34) (7-3, 1-1 B1G) (7-1, 0-0 Pac-12)