Trading Cards – Women Warriors

Trading Cards – Women Warriors

Born: 1264Place: GermanyFavorite hobbies: Taking long walks with bro.Favorite food: Bread crumbs and houses made of

candy.Defining life event: Pushed witch into the oven.Favorite drink: bat’s bloodFavorite song: “Born to Be Wild”Favorite saying: “I think we are lost.”Famous last words: “She seems like a sweet old

lady.”

Gretel

WANTED

One VirusCrime: Murder of millions of people worldwide

Size: Smaller than the smallest cellColor: None, because he is smaller than light waves that create color

Conditions: Note quite dead, but not really aliveLikes to travel quickly across continentsLast seen in China, riding in a mosquito

A known master of disguiseDon’t Trust

Call hotline 1800-AHH-CHOO

Wacky Tabloids•Unlike normal newspapers, tabloids yell at you. They do this with pictures and headlines•Name your tabloid EX: The Shocking Truth•Search on your note cards for your best facts and turn them into tabloid headlines•Add graphics to compliment each headline•Your front page needs to include a minimum of 4 tabloid headlines and four graphics

Report card for Musca domestica(common house fly)

Subject Grade CommentsFlying A Musca is doing well.

Wing beats are up to 330 times a minute.

Egg Laying B Musca is not laying up to her potential this month. She needs to make her quota of 2000 eggs

Reading B+ Musca reads well using her compound eyes

Tasting A Musca can even taste with her feet

Disease Spreading C+ Musca is behind in spreading diseases like anthrax, dysentery, and cholera.

1 US Constitution1 large male-dominated democracy30 dozen intelligent women½ cup of Susan B. Anthony½ cup of Elizabeth Cady stanton500,000 onlookers1 World War1 Nineteenth AmendmentPreheat oven to 1920

Read Constitution and set asideSeparate intelligent women from male dominated societyCombine Susan b. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady StantonStir in marching women, marching, and men, and one half million onlookersCarefully add a World WarFold all the ingredients and pour into a large greased pan for 70 yearsBake in the oven with the 19th AmendmentServes over 100 million US women

Suffragette Souffle

Top Ten Reasons Why I Want to be the Number 10

10. Zero would be my friend and always save a place for me9. I’d help people count with their fingers8. I’d be the base of all the decimals7. I’d be a whole number6. I’d divide millions5. I wouldn’t have to get even. I am even4. The Romans would rate me X3. The Babylonians would ignore me2.The Greeks would fear meAn the number one reason that I want to be the number 10 isTHE WHOLE WORLD COUNTS ON ME!

Goofy Mad Maps