Top quotes heard from the I.T service (that we hate)

Top quotes heard from

(that we hate)

#1 of office perks: having an I.T guy to help us with computer and software issues.

Yet, sometimes, collaboration leads to misunderstanding. People from different

departments need to learn how to interact with each other.

Here are the top 10 quotes from I.T people that other people usually don’t get.

Do you recognise yourself in the following situations?

#10

Can you make sure your computer is plugged in?

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“No, I forgot to do that.I also forgot to take my brain with me this morning.

Oops.”

#9

I’ll create a ticket for your issue. Resolution takes between 2 and 37 business days.

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“Awesome, I’ll celebrate that along with my 80th birthday!”

#8

You’re still using Safari?

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“You’re still asking me this question?”

#7

Have you tried Googling that?

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“What does Google mean? Can I google that?”

#6

You should really switch to Linux.

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“Am I asking you start coding in ancient greek? No, I don’t think so.”

#5

Have you configured your DNS using IPv6 like I asked in my memo?

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“I totally read that. A flying rabbit came to my office and magically made it disappear from my desk.

F*cking magic rabbits.”

#4

I’m busy with your colleague from Marketing. Facing a race condition over here.

Ha-ha-ha. I’m so funny. Lol.

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“Oh, that is funny. I totally got your joke. Ha-ha.”

#3

Your password is like your underwear: don’t give it to strangers,

don’t leave it on your desk.

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“If I spot you talking about my underwear again, I swear I’ll file a

suit”.

#2

Sorry, I’m not paid for that.

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

“Here’s a twenty, now can we talk?”

#1

I think the problem lies between the keyboard and the chair

(Not so appropriate) recommended response:

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