Page 1 Page 2 The BigUgly LampPage 3 The Hand Crocheted AfghanPage 4 The Gross CouchPage 5 CorelleHarvest Gold Pattern Dishes Corning Ware Cornflower Pattern DishesPage 6 Many Home Exercise MachinesPage 7 Loose Flatware in Plastic TubsPage 8 Bitch Who Saw Something You Wanted FirstPage 9 This Record AlbumPage 10 Desirable Items That Are ‘Not For Sale’Page 11 Naked Barbies in Plastic BagsPage 12 Naked Barbiesin a PilePage 13 A Pile of Ratty WigsPage 14 Underwear on HangersPage 15 Strange ShoesPage 16 Perceived “Collectables” Locked in Display CasePage 17 Some Really Weird ShitPage 18 Yet More Really Weird ShitPage 19 And Maybe, Someday, The Perfect Item