www.captainfestus.com | © Captain Festus McBoyle 2019 The Zombies Lament Captain Festus McBoyle I am a zombie but i never ever wanted to be It seems so unfair I am a zombie but i never ever wanted to be It’s my cross to bare... Oooh oooh oooh oooh Cos when you are a zombie, you walk just like a mummy with arms out in front by your head You walk don’t sleep at all, cos zombie life ain’t wonderful because you’ve just joined the living dead... oooh oooh oooh oooh You moan, you groan you shriek, you’re just one big evil streak and flesh is the only thing you need You bite you gnaw you chew, oh my goodness look at you, just look at you, just loooooook at you You walk, don’t sleep at all, zombie life ain’t wonderful You walk don’t sleep at all, zombie life ain’t wonderful You walk don’t sleep at all, zombie life ain’t wonderful… Its horrible… And oh so terrible... In fact it’s no fun at all… I am a zombie but i never ever wanted to be…