The Walking School Bus

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The funniest walking school bus you’ve ever seen can be found on the planet

Pluranium.

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There’s Miggy and Ziggy the two headed twins.

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With Smog, the big brained mog.

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And Gurtle, the long-necked turtle.

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Followed closely by Lizzie and her pet froad.

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Just behind them is Kitching, the long-legged thing.

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And Kiddie the fish shaped like a toilet brush.

Walking carefully in the middle of the bunch is Go-go, who likes to walk in circles.

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And Moomoo and Blingbling and Dingdong and Fooley.

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With their friend Bob, the boring one.

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They always face oncoming traffic and walk on the hovering paths.

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They watch out for rockets that might be going to fast.

The listen to their leader Mrs

Gaga.

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And always use the zebra crossing because that’s what you do.

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The funniest walking school bus you’ve ever seen!

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Always arriving at Pluranium school just on time at half past nine (That’s half past nine at night,

Pluraniums are nocturnal.)