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Presents: The Top 10 Signs Your Website Can Give a Dyson a Run for the Money (aka…your website sucks)
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The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

Apr 16, 2017

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Page 1: The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

Presents:The Top 10 Signs Your Website

Can Give a Dyson a Run for the Money

(aka…your website sucks)

Page 2: The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

Your ex is more

responsive than your website

Page 3: The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

The only traffic you see regularly

is on the morning drive

Page 4: The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

Your bounce rate is higher than…

A hipster in Amsterdam

Page 5: The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

Your 90-year-old grandmother

gets up the stairs faster than your website

loads

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You’d rather show someone your passport photo than your

Home Page

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You’re pretty sure a cow has a better brand than yours

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A nun at a Wiccan convention gets more conversions than your website.

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Your neighbour gets more hits posting pictures of her stamp collection

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The leads from your site are colder than a penguins…

Toes (what did you think we were going to say?!?!?)

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The solution you offer is about as clear as the answer to:

A train left Toronto going 100km per hour….

Page 12: The Top 10 Reasons your Website Sucks

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