The Simpsons 27x04 English Subtitles

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<font color="#00FF00">♪ The Simpsons 27x04 ♪</font>

<font color="#00FFFF">Halloween of Horror</font>

Original Air Date on October 18 201

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== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==

<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

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Okay, Homie,

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I'm plugging it in.

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Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait!

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The gravestones could be

a little more crooked.

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Oh!

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Let me just fluff up

these entrails.

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And...

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light it up.

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(wolf howls)

Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.

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Halloween at

the Simpsons'.

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What a classic

tradition!

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Are you heading up

to the tree house

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to tell three

horrifying tales?

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Ah, we're doing

it next week.

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It's gonna be<i> Psycho</i>

with Skinner and his mom,

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Muppet<i> Wizard of Oz--</i>

I'm Scarecrow-Fozzie--

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and then, uh,

one where furniture gets smart

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and takes over the world

or something.

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Mmm!

Sounds chilling!

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Eh. People love it.

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Everscream Terrors

looks amazing this year.

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I've never seen black cats

with such arched backs.

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Well, you gotta bring it.

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Halloweening your house

is a dying art.

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More and more people are turning

off their porch lights

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and pretending they're not home.

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Halloween skippers.

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Skippers!

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How can you reject a holiday

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where you can serve candy

from a salad bowl?

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Bad news, Dad.

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You stored the plastic skeletons

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too close to the furnace.

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Eh, I'll take it

to the old folks' home

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and tell Grampa

it's his new roommate.

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Everyone in the car!

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We're making a skeleton run

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to the Halloween pop-up store.

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Ooh, while we're there

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we can get a costume

for the dog.

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Nothing says you love a pet

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like letting him be part

of the human fun.

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Who wants to be a Yoda?

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You want

to be a Yoda!

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Ooh.

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Ooh!

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Oh, man, I can't

wait for tonight!

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I'm finally

old enough

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for Krustyland

Halloween Horror Night.

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Oh, yeah, they do it up right.

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Wait till you try

the black cotton candy.

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It tastes

just like cotton candy.

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Tomorrow, when my friends

ask me about it,

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I'm going to say, "Eh,

it wasn't that big a deal."

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But it's gonna be a really,

really big deal!

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Welcome, seasonal customer,

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to my pop-up emporium.

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Behold my terrifying

joke name.

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A-boo!

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Hmm, you know, I actually

like that better.

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Hey, hey!

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Why are you

not working?

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'Cause I'm still coming down

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from huffing

all that glow stick juice, man.

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Oh, I'm strung out

on silly string.

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(sneezes)

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(groans)

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Go, go! Back to work!

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Go de-tangle

the novelty cobwebs,

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you lazy trick-or-treat trash.

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(muttering indistinctly)

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Aren't you being

a little hard on them?

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Mrs. Simpson,

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these are pop-up people.

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Temporary workers

who drift from town to town,

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holiday to holiday,

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living off candy hearts

and sleeping on Easter grass.

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If I do not show them

a firm hand,

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they would rob me like

Striped Hamburger Thief

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robs Restaurant Meat Clown.

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Ooh! Mariachi skeletons.

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They're spooky, but they also

teach you about Mexico.

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Psst! Hey, big man,

how about this deal:

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you buy one from me--

in cash--

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and I'll load three more

into your car for free.

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That is a great deal.

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Just don't tell Old

Man Squishee about it.

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Hmm.

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(grunting and chuckling)

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You got some great

guys working here.

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They just gave me

a really good deal.

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Really?

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Tell me of this deal.

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Okay, but don't tell

Old Man Squishee about it.

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We hate him.

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Get out.

Out, all of you!

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Pop-up scum! Out!

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No one rips off

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!

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Now take your suspiciously full

duffle bags and go!

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You're gonna be real sorry

for getting us fired.

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Well, I'm sorry now.

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Yeah, you're gonna be.

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I said, I'm sorry now.

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We said

you're gonna be!

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I know when I'm sorry,

and I'm sorry now!

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You guys don't know me at all.

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(Krusty laughing spookily)

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KRUSTY: Hand stamp required

for re-entry!

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That's not scary.

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I thought this was

going to be scary.

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(giggles)

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(grunts)

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(growls)

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Scary!

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That's really,

uh, anatomical.

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Lot of anatomy there.

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Oh, yeah,

the gore is super realistic.

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It's gotta be--

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today's consumer

is just too sophisticated.

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Ah!

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(screams)

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(screams loudly)

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I want to go home!

I want to go home!

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What? No!

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We just got here!

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Lisa, honey,

I think you should stay.

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And not because the tickets

were super expensive,

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even though they were

<i>super</i> expensive.

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But remember, you were really

looking forward

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to the fun of being scared

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by stuff you know isn't real.

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Unlike the money I spent

on this, which is very real.

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Okay.

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Okay, I'll give it another try.

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Good, now take my hand

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and I'll walk you through

this roiling zombie horde.

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(zombies moaning)

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This isn't real.

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This isn't real.

This isn't real.

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This isn't real.

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(gasps)

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(Lisa screams in distance)

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Sir? Sir?

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I-I'm not...

Hold on, Lisa,

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Daddy's picking out

a pretzel topping.

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Sir?

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Oh...

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Oh, no, I'm lost!

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Okay, find a grown-up.

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Find a grown-up.

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Excuse me,

I'm lost.

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Could you please

help me...

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(screams)

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I can't find

my family

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and I'm really

scared and I...

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(screams)

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(zombies moaning)

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(mumbling deliriously)

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Sir, looks like we've got

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a scaredy-pants

situation here.

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Zoom in and scan for fear.

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Terror level seven

and rising.

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Shut it down.

Shut it all down.

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Shut the whole damn thing down.

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SUPERVISOR:

Attention!

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Bring all laughter

and exhilaration

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to a complete stop.

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The terrifying good time

is on hold.

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We have located and are removing

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the baby that thinks

this is real.

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Reset time is 65 minutes.

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(groaning, grumbling)

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All parking validations

are now void.

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(grumbling)

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Sir...

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(whimpering)

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(crying)

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Mm-hmm.

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Lisa, aren't you

going to wear

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your costume

to school?

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No, I'm not doing

Halloween this year.

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Oh, sweetie, I know you

had a scare last night.

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But you worked so hard on

your Frida Kahlo outfit.

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Maybe just wear the

eyebrow and mustache?

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No!

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No!

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You kids look great.

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Delightful.

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No place like home.

(chuckles)

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Hold on, Simpson.

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Let's take a look

at that buccaneer costume.

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No weapons, of course.

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Bandana, possible gang wear.

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Eye patch, offensive

to the half-blind.

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Oh, and just to reassure

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those who are

afraid of pirates...

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(sighs)

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(screams)

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No! Leave me alone!

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Leave me alone!

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(panting)

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Lisa...

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(gasping)

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(shuddering)

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Homer...

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I think we should take down

Everscream Terrors.

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Wha-- W-We... we can't!

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I'm the Mozart

of Halloween decorations,

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and tonight is the Super Bowl.

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Lisa's in a bad place.

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You know how sensitive she is.

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We don't want her

to go back to...

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Tailee.

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No, she wouldn't.

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She couldn't.

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Not Tailee.

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Where is she?

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(both gasp)

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HOMER:

Oh. Oh.

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Ah, let's see.

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(gasps)

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Oh, God.

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We're too late.

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The glue stick didn't hold.

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So, Tailee's back.

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Hmm.

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Tailee just makes me

feel so safe.

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I don't know why

I ever gave it up.

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It breaks my heart

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that Lisa can't deal with her

emotions without a crutch.

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Well, kids are

weak, Marge.

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Oh, yeah.

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No. No!

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Stop it!

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Why are you taking down

Everscream Terrors?

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Our house has to be

a Halloween-free zone.

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Your sister has a tummy ache

in her courage.

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What?

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Lisa goes nuts

and you turn us into...

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into skippers?!

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I know what this makes us.

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I know!

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Honey, I knew

you'd be upset,

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and that you'd think

only of yourself.

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So I'm taking you

to the best

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trick-or-treating

block party

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in the tri-Springfield area.

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There's a dad

who's a deejay.

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Even an E.T. who

says your name.

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What if I tell the E.T.

my name is a swear?

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He'll have to say it.

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Then I'm in.

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(sighs)

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(bowl rattles)

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NELSON:

Haw haw!

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(sighs)

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Okay, sweetie,

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just you and me spending

a regular eve together.

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Nothing hallows

about it.

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I'm sorry

I ruined Halloween, Dad.

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(scoffs)

Ruined?

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00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:25,714

Why, you just created

a new holiday...

265

00:10:25,749 --> 00:10:27,816

Puzzle Wednesday.

266

00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:30,652

A tabby and a calico.

267

00:10:30,687 --> 00:10:33,655

(chuckles) I wouldn't want

to be that ribbon.

268

00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:35,290

(doorbell rings)

269

00:10:35,325 --> 00:10:36,791

Oh, trick-or-treaters.

270

00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,693

Don't worry, I'll

get rid of them.

271

00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,329

Trick or treat.

272

00:10:41,365 --> 00:10:42,464

Porch light's off, kids.

273

00:10:42,499 --> 00:10:43,739

Don't you know what that means?

274

00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,668

We're not here

for candy, big man.

275

00:10:46,703 --> 00:10:49,070

Hey, you're

those pop-up scuzzos.

276

00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,672

What do you scuzzos want?

277

00:10:50,707 --> 00:10:52,674

We want our jobs back.

278

00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,509

Look, I don't want to be rude,

279

00:10:54,544 --> 00:10:58,146

but you sad losers should

go suck somewhere else.

280

00:10:58,181 --> 00:10:59,748

(panicked grunting)

281

00:10:59,783 --> 00:11:02,584

That? (chuckling):

Oh, that was just

282

00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:04,586

a kindly priest here

to bless our home.

283

00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:06,521

I told him to keep moving.

284

00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:07,689

(doorbell rings, Lisa whimpers)

285

00:11:07,724 --> 00:11:09,524

(chuckles nervously):

Hey.

286

00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:11,359

Another visitor?

287

00:11:11,395 --> 00:11:13,161

Isn't life funny and safe?

288

00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:15,497

Can't you jerks take a hint?!

289

00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:16,931

Huh?

290

00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,000

Hmm, hmm?

291

00:11:19,036 --> 00:11:20,402

(whimpers)

292

00:11:20,437 --> 00:11:23,038

THUGS:

♪ Creepy nursery rhyme ♪

293

00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:27,275

♪ Like in every movie. ♪

294

00:11:30,814 --> 00:11:32,380

Mind games.

295

00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:36,618

Whoa, look at this line.

296

00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:38,887

This neighborhood

has to be good.

297

00:11:40,323 --> 00:11:42,123

Sorry, ma'am,

residents only.

298

00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,126

Too many randos crashed

the block party last year,

299

00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,129

so "Spine Chills"

is Pine Hills only.

300

00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,865

(whining): Mom, you

said we could go here.

301

00:11:50,901 --> 00:11:52,701

We will, we will.

302

00:11:52,736 --> 00:11:57,105

Look, I've got a Groupon here

for a zip line adventure.

303

00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,741

Let us in, and it's yours.

304

00:11:59,776 --> 00:12:02,744

Zip-lining is everything to me,

but if I take that,

305

00:12:02,779 --> 00:12:05,146

I'm not worth the folding chair

I'm sitting on.

306

00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,182

Now, turn around and go.

307

00:12:12,389 --> 00:12:15,123

BART:

Aw, a bounce house.

308

00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:20,228

Aw...

309

00:12:20,263 --> 00:12:21,396

E.T.?

310

00:12:21,431 --> 00:12:23,732

E.T.:

Hello, Scrotum.

311

00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,334

(groaning):

Oh.

312

00:12:26,369 --> 00:12:27,402

It's over.

313

00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:29,437

I missed Halloween.

314

00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:32,073

(hums)

315

00:12:32,109 --> 00:12:34,075

I can't let Lisa know

316

00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:36,478

we're being stalked

by vengeful seasonal thugs.

317

00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:38,480

I'll just whistle a happy tune.

318

00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:41,316

(whistles theme from<i> Halloween)</i>

319

00:12:53,497 --> 00:12:56,331

(humming theme from<i> Halloween)</i>

320

00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:00,769

Why are you locking

up the house?

321

00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,771

Why...? You've...

322

00:13:02,806 --> 00:13:04,773

Wh-Why does anything happen?

323

00:13:04,808 --> 00:13:06,608

Why are blue jeans blue?

324

00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,610

Who invented haircuts?

(laughs)

325

00:13:08,645 --> 00:13:11,312

It's all just stuff

I'm saying.

326

00:13:12,349 --> 00:13:13,715

Oh.

327

00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:15,316

How did that get there?

328

00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,352

(muffled scream)

329

00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:20,088

Okay, okay, intruders

in the house.

330

00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:21,154

Intruders in the house.

331

00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,155

Got to call the cops.

332

00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:23,156

Where's my cell phone?

333

00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,158

They took my cell phone.

334

00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:27,260

And they forgot to pay

my phone bill.

335

00:13:27,295 --> 00:13:31,164

Wait, why are we going

to Mr. Flanders' house?

336

00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:33,166

Oh, you know,

to see his kids.

337

00:13:33,201 --> 00:13:36,603

I want to finally find out which

one is Rod and which one is Max.

338

00:13:36,638 --> 00:13:38,104

(gasps) Tailee,

I left him inside.

339

00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,105

Oh.

340

00:13:39,141 --> 00:13:40,674

D'oh!

341

00:13:43,478 --> 00:13:46,446

Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!

342

00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:48,114

LISA:

Dad?

343

00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:50,183

Oh. Oh, Lisa.

344

00:13:50,218 --> 00:13:52,185

You're here, we're safe.

345

00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:54,187

Everything's fine.

346

00:13:54,222 --> 00:13:57,957

Except for this

inexplicable fog.

347

00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:02,462

Boo.

348

00:14:02,497 --> 00:14:04,197

(screams) (screams)

Oh, my God!

349

00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:06,166

LISA: Oh, my God!

HOMER: (screams) No!

350

00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,667

(Lisa screams)

We got to get out of here!

351

00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:09,135

LISA: He smells so bad!

Come on, this way!

352

00:14:09,171 --> 00:14:10,771

Oh, my God, Dad, help!

This way! Come on!

353

00:14:12,574 --> 00:14:15,375

Give me a hit off

that fog machine.

354

00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,410

We got a fat

man to beat on.

355

00:14:19,848 --> 00:14:21,848

(whooping)

356

00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:29,823

MAN:

Here we come.

357

00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:32,826

MAN 2: We're coming

to get you.

358

00:14:32,861 --> 00:14:34,861

(laughter)

359

00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:42,435

Okay, okay, I don't think those

pop-up guys saw us come up here.

360

00:14:44,372 --> 00:14:47,741

This isn't real, this isn't

real, this isn't real.

361

00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,743

Honey, I'm your dad.

362

00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:54,180

I've lied to you more times

than there are stars in the sky.

363

00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:56,015

But I got to be straight.

364

00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,550

This is real.

365

00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,219

(whimpers)

366

00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:01,221

Okay, Halloween

isn't over yet.

367

00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:04,791

We can still squeeze in some

solid trick-or-treating.

368

00:15:04,826 --> 00:15:06,292

(tires screeching)

369

00:15:06,328 --> 00:15:08,895

Hurry, go, go, go!

370

00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:10,296

What? What's the rush?

371

00:15:10,332 --> 00:15:12,132

Go, go, have fun.

372

00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,600

There's still time.

373

00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:19,873

(gasps)

It's too late.

374

00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:22,308

The change is upon us.

375

00:15:23,745 --> 00:15:26,112

♪ The children are

all sleeping ♪

376

00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:28,581

♪ Not one kiddie

on the streets ♪

377

00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:31,317

♪ The fun's just starting

for Mommy and Daddy ♪

378

00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:32,418

♪ Sexy tricks ♪

379

00:15:32,454 --> 00:15:33,753

BOTH:

♪ And boozy treats ♪

380

00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:36,156

♪ Drunken hobbits ♪

381

00:15:36,191 --> 00:15:39,793

♪ Hit on slutty crayons ♪

382

00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:44,430

♪ Policeman dressed

as bondage Frankenstein ♪

383

00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,833

♪ Your kid's teacher ♪

384

00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:48,668

♪ In a steampunk orgy ♪

385

00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:50,336

♪ Ha ♪

386

00:15:50,372 --> 00:15:55,175

♪ Grown-ups become monsters

after 9:00 ♪

387

00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:59,345

♪ It's time

for grown-up Halloween ♪

388

00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:03,817

♪ Close your eyes

if you're under 18 ♪

389

00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,420

♪ It's my chance

to show boobs ♪

390

00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:10,256

♪ Live my fantasy... ♪

391

00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:12,959

♪ 'Cause tomorrow morning ♪

392

00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:15,795

♪ We won't remember a thing ♪

393

00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:18,932

♪ Our lives are awful

and dreary ♪

394

00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:21,801

♪ So tonight we're going way,

way, way, way, way too far ♪

395

00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,970

♪ Hide your kids ♪

396

00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:26,973

♪ This cannot be unseen ♪

397

00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:31,845

♪ It's naked, wasted,

grown-up Halloween. ♪

398

00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880

(burps)

399

00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:38,785

Can't hide forever,

thumb-head.

400

00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,787

Sooner or later,

you're gonna have to buy

401

00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:42,789

Thanksgiving decoration,

402

00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:46,059

and we'll be waiting

by the Indian corn.

403

00:16:46,094 --> 00:16:47,894

(clattering)

404

00:16:47,929 --> 00:16:50,330

Oh, no, now they're trashing

our stuff.

405

00:16:50,365 --> 00:16:52,165

(chiming)

406

00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,167

Oh, they've tangled up

my wind chimes.

407

00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,236

How will I know

when the wind is blowing?

408

00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:59,672

(groans) I hate this,

I hate feeling afraid.

409

00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,674

Maybe I shouldn't admit

this to my daughter,

410

00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,077

but I'm scared, too,

411

00:17:04,112 --> 00:17:06,913

but you can't let fear

shut down your brain,

412

00:17:06,948 --> 00:17:10,383

because between the two of us,

we've only got one good one.

413

00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:12,418

I've got it.

414

00:17:14,422 --> 00:17:18,524

What if... we use these

decorations to signal for help?

415

00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,593

You're right.

416

00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:24,597

I may not be the smartest dad

or the bravest or the smartest,

417

00:17:24,633 --> 00:17:28,434

but I am great at one thing--

drawing attention to our home.

418

00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,270

If we're gonna

get out of this,

419

00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:32,739

we're going to need

every holiday you've got.

420

00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:36,709

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

421

00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:39,913

♪ Halloween is so<i> bueno...</i> ♪

422

00:17:39,948 --> 00:17:43,583

Ooh, the Señor Skeletinos.

423

00:17:43,618 --> 00:17:45,585

He must have leaned

on the "try me" button.

424

00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,787

(laughs maniacally)

425

00:17:47,822 --> 00:17:50,223

(taunting):

We're coming to get you.

426

00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:54,761

And no fancy ceiling door

is gonna stop us.

427

00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:56,797

(gasps)

428

00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,233

(grunts)

MAN: Almost got it.

429

00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:01,501

(grunts)

430

00:18:01,536 --> 00:18:02,502

Stuck.

431

00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:03,903

(grunting)

432

00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:05,638

They're coming-- hurry!

433

00:18:05,674 --> 00:18:08,107

Time to wake up

the neighborhood.

434

00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:11,345

D'oh!

435

00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:13,347

D'oh!

436

00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,181

(thugs clamoring)

437

00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:19,052

Here we go.

438

00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:20,453

(panting):

Hurry.

439

00:18:20,488 --> 00:18:22,121

Light the fireworks.

440

00:18:22,157 --> 00:18:24,824

The match won't stay lit--

it's too windy.

441

00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:29,729

I've got something

that will burn.

442

00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:31,397

(gasps)

Are you sure?

443

00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:34,400

Yes, this ratty

piece of polyester

444

00:18:34,436 --> 00:18:37,437

has been soaking in face

oil for eight years.

445

00:18:37,472 --> 00:18:39,138

Light him up.

446

00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:46,012

Good-bye, Tailee.

447

00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,650

(whistling and popping)

448

00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:52,185

(gasping)

What the...?

449

00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,553

Huh?

450

00:19:00,495 --> 00:19:02,562

Now plug it in!

451

00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:03,830

(people gasping)

452

00:19:03,865 --> 00:19:05,531

Help, help!

453

00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:06,766

Help, we're up here!

454

00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:07,767

(muffled speech)

455

00:19:07,802 --> 00:19:10,203

Everscream Terrors

needs our help!

456

00:19:10,238 --> 00:19:12,605

We can get plastered and hit

on our coworkers later.

457

00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:13,640

Come on!

458

00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:14,841

Get 'em, Zardoz!

459

00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:16,242

(gasping)

460

00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:18,144

Sexy drunks, stop them!

461

00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:20,179

(groaning)

462

00:19:22,817 --> 00:19:24,617

Tragic, really.

463

00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:27,620

For are these guys not

victims, too, in a way,

464

00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,989

of our disposable

pop-up culture?

465

00:19:30,025 --> 00:19:31,824

When you get out,

look me up.

466

00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,061

I know a guy who owns

a 99-cent store.

467

00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:37,897

99-cent store?

468

00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:40,900

Those places

are open year-round.

469

00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:42,902

The holidays will

come and go,

470

00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:45,772

but... (sniffles)

we'll stay.

471

00:19:48,176 --> 00:19:50,576

Grown-up Halloween

seemed pretty fun.

472

00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:52,578

I saw an areola.

473

00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:54,580

Oh, man, this is

the lamest night

474

00:19:54,616 --> 00:19:56,983

of my entire miserable

Li... (gasps)

475

00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,520

Yes!

476

00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:03,122

Everscream

Terrors is back!

477

00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:05,758

(Bart laughs)

478

00:20:05,794 --> 00:20:08,494

Stop it, stop it,

this will scare Lisa.

479

00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:09,530

Boo!

480

00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:10,564

(gasping)

481

00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,966

(giggles)

482

00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:15,802

My brave girl.

483

00:20:15,837 --> 00:20:17,837

I burned Tailee.

484

00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:20,873

(grunts)

485

00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,375

(laughs)

486

00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,010

Foolish Simpsons.

487

00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:26,779

This was not their typical

Halloween experience.

488

00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:29,782

Wow, cool alien

voice, Lenny.

489

00:20:29,818 --> 00:20:32,185

Thanks, I've been

practicing it. As a mat...

490

00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,478

(normal voice):

Oh, damn it, I lost it.

491

00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:41,078

== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==

<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

492

00:20:54,398 --> 00:20:56,865

(theme from<i> Halloween</i> playing)

493

00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,316

Shh!