# 1 SHIZNIT THE
Mar 25, 2016
Jeez! whois that broad?i tried everyline and shedidn’t even
flinch
wellhellotheresailor
what’syour
name?
myname is
norris
yep!you ain’t
alone though,nobody’s
got her yet
sigh! NOne ofthese ‘men’
do it for me...say...there’s
a guy whohasn’t tried
his luck...that’s so
sexy...
it’sa cryingshame.gimme
a brandymarvin
oh mygod! do it
againnorris!
no
no
pleeze
i’mbegging
ya!
verywell
allowme toshowyou...
I am anadvanced lifeform.
capable ofreaching instant
orgasm at asingle touch
...justgive me half
an hour and I’ll be ready
to rock
How the Smoking banreally effects you
This was done just as thesmoking ban kicked inand it was a hit. Again, a lot of thecontent was made to appeal to a wide,non comic reading audience.
I found Bifsni� by accident while dossing online and got talking to Frank, the artist. And dramaticas it sounds he changed my life, he built clamnuts.com, hooked me up with a graphics tablet and
started me blogging. Without him I’d still be struggling in so many ways.
LOOK AT LEGO, BACK IN MY DAY
GETTING A BOX OF LEGO MEANT YOU
COULD BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT
AND CREATE WHATEVER SCENARIOS
YOU WANT BUT IT HAS SLOWLY
CHANGED FROM A FUN BUILDING
TOY TO SOMETHING ELSE...........
THE LEGO MEN USED TO BE SIMPLEAND WITH NO DISTINGUISHING FEATURES.
IDEAL FOR KIDS TO PROJECT CHARACTERSAND PERSONALITIES ON THEM, BUT NOW
THEY ARE FLASH, MULTI JOINTED ANDLOOK LIKE THIS......
THE CHARACTERS ARENOW . KIDS
ARE WHO THEIRLEGO MEN ARE. IT HAS
MUTATED INTO ALICENSED ACTIONFIGURE TOY LINEWHERE FREEDOM
OF CHOICE IS DWINDLING.THERE’S STAR WARS ANDHARRY POTTER LEGO NOW
FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD!
DEFINEDTOLD
THE OLD STYLESETS WITH
HUNDREDS OF INDIVIDUALBLOCKS HAVE BEEN
REPLACED WITH PRE FABPLAYSETS WHICH COMEWITH VERY FEW MOVINGPARTS. IT IS NO LONGER
AN INDEPENDENTCREATIVE MEDIUM!
BACK IN ‘85...BACK IN ‘85...
I’M NEARLY FINISHEDME CASTLE ANDI’VE RUN OUT OF
ONE EY’S
OH NO!SEE THIS KID
KNOWS THE SCORE! DECIDES WHAT TO
BUILD AND DECIDESWHO HIS LEGO
MEN ARE!
HEHE
ITS ALL PART OF A SICK
CONSPIRACY TO DRAIN
THE LAST OF A LITTLE
THING WE USED TO CALL
FROM KIDS. “ YOU DON’T
WANNA BE MESSING
WITH ALL THOSE LITTLE
BLOCKS AND HAVING TO
THINK OF AN IDEA ALL BY
YOURSELF DO YOU? HERE
TAKE THIS PRE MADE
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO
INSTEAD”
IN TEN YEARS TIME, LEGO WILL HAVEMUTATED SO MUCH THAT KIDS WILL BEPLAYING WITH THEIR ‘LEGO’ OBLIVIOUSTO WHAT A ONE EY OR A TWO EY IS.......- -
SAYYYY....WHAT ARE THESE
WEIRD LTTLENOBBLES ON THETOP OF MY CAR? YEAH....
THERE’S A FEW ON
THIS TOO!
AH JAYSIS!IS NOTHIN’ SACRED?!
THEY’RE MAKING LEGOOUT OF PLASTIC?BACKIN MY DAY THEY USED
WOOD. BLAH!BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
SHUT UP!YOU CAN’T STOP
PROGRESS GRANDAD!OH WAIT, THAT SORT OFRUINS MY ARGUMENT....
AW SHIT! I’M OUTOF ONE EYS!
AND THEIR WILL IS EATEN AWAYAND THEIR SOULS SUCKED
OUT TILL ALL THAT REMAINSIS A SAD,SERVILECONSUMER BOT
This was out of date even by the time it was printed. Seamus Brennan was a tinylittle politician in Ireland who died a couple of years ago. I liked him.
Putting my old home address in this ad was a bad idea. A group of giddy teens called up one night.My then girlfriend was not impressed.