8/14/2019 The Oredigger Issue 21 - March 23, 2009 http://slidepdf.com/reader/full/the-oredigger-issue-21-march-23-2009 1/11 Volume 89, Issue 21 March 23, 2009 News 2 Features 4 sports 9 opiNioN - 10 ~world headlines ~csm academy lecture ~tech break ~music reviews ~strawberry fields forever ~cultural diversities ~tim’s two cents satire 11 ~Election Cancelled! ~ASCSM Leaderless! Renewable energy sources; we are immersed in many of them on a daily basis. Although this energy is evident every time we step into the sun, actually harnessing these energies and implementing them economically can be a monumental task. Sandia, a National Nuclear Security Administration Labo- ratory, has taken note of this and has a different perspec- tive on how solar energy could be utilized—not by eliminating a dependence on fuel, but rather by recycling the carbon dioxide already present in the atmosphere to recreate fuel. Ellen Stechel, manager of Sandia’s Fuels and Energy Transitions Department, was very optimistic about this ap- proach of creating fuels from solar energy. While she adamantly main- tained that every option should be explored in light of the energy crisis plight, she pointed out some of the formidable obstacles that many of the renewable energy processes being explored would have to over- come to be successful. Inarguably, there is no lack of renewable energies: solar, geother- mal, biomass, and wind are preva- photo courtesy sandia national laboratories lent across the globe. However, there are many challenges when it comes to utilizing these renew- able energies in a way that would be easily adaptable to present-day society. The first addressed is simply that the technology has still to live up to the scientic theories behind the processes, although with current research, the progress is promising. Another point stated by Stechel was that these varied energy source’s “geographic diver- sity” places them randomly about the planet and oft times major concentrations are “stranded and far from any major loads.” This ac- centuates the issue of transporting and storing these energies, which would require a complete overhaul of the infrastructure currently in use. Utilizing concentrated solar energy to reverse combustion and transform carbon dioxide into carbon monoxide and water would provide a means to create liquid fuel and continued use of the current infrastructure would subsequently ensue. Since the fuel is the same as the liquid fuel in use today, the transition would be easy from an economic perspective. The invention that would perform this reverse combustion process is named the Counter Rotating Ring Receiver Reactor Re- cuperator, dubbed the CR5. The CR5 would be powered by concentrated solar heat collected in parabolic dishes. This renewable thermal en- ergy would provide the initial energy needed to recycle, in a sense, carbon dioxide to make fuel. Stechel postulates that by “reusing” fuel, the idea of carbon dioxide as a waste product would be reinvented into hopefully an “increased value and of utilization of CO 2 ” and fur- thermore, lead to the containment of harmful emissions to an extent. The prototype for the CR5 has been constructed and is within days of a trial run. Sandia looks forward to the successful testing and pos- sible implementation of this new solar to petrol technology that will hopefully provide energy security and mitigate climate change. Using solar energy to recycle CO2 Sarah Nelson sff W The CR5 would be powered by concentrated solar heat collected in parabolic dishes. This renewable thermal energy would provide the initial energy needed to recycle, in a sense, carbon dioxide to make fuel. One of the parabolic dishes to be used to provide energy. ASCSM spent the abbreviated March 19 meeting arguing about the wording of the ballot item concerning the bus pass, paid for by Mines’s Intermodal Transporta- tion Fee. Due to a rate increase on the part of RTD, keeping current service levels would require a rate increase of $6 per semester, to $46 total per semester. The alternative options would be to downgrade RTD passes, keeping the fee the same or raising it by inflation, or to discontinue the In- termodal Transpor- tation Fee entirely, along with RTD service. The RTD Col- lege Pass, the program in which Mines currently participates, in- creased in price twice in the last two years; the Intermodal Trans- portation Fee started at $35, and last year increased to $40 to cope with the rate increase. The increase applies to all students on-campus, though the proportion of students who pick up a pass is 55%, a num- ber comparable to other campuses who participate in the program. A monthly pass with equivalent fea- tures would cost several times the Student Pass rate. RTD also offers more limited options for its college pass. $42.55 per semester provides students with the current amenities, minus SkyRide access. $34.66 per se- mester, roughly the amount paid by Mines when the Intermodal Transportation Fee was instituted, now allows for local access (the 16 and 17 bus routes) as well as discounted fares elsewhere. After much discussion and de- bate, ASCSM members voted to allow for three options available to students voting regarding the mea- sure: increase the per-semester rate to $46 and keep current ameni- ties, increase the rate by ination to $41.20, or disband the fee ent irely. The delta between $41.20 and the price of the reduced-access RTD pass would be used for on-campus sustainability efforts, such as bike racks and discounted tickets for transportation not covered by the downgraded RTD offering. Due to limitations of the Ban- ner administrative system and concerns about bias inherent in a three-choice single-question system, ASCSM members de- cided that the vote on this matter would be conducted as a series of two questions in the online voting system. The rst will be of whether to keep current amenities, thus raising the fee, or not. The second, contingent on not raising the Intermodal Transportation Fee to $46 per semester, would be of whether to keep the fee at all. If the fee is kept, it will be raised at least by the amount of ination, which was 3% for this year. Despite a com- ment to the con- trary by Board of Student Organization’s Treasurer Karlyn Adams, a notice of the ina- tionary increase will be mentioned in the question series. Derek Morgan had prepared a presentation regarding the RTD pass, however was unable to pres- ent due to technical difficulties. Check the online version of this article for a link to the presentation or to discuss how you will vote on the pass. ASCSM decides wording of bus pass vote Ian Littman a Wm After much discussion and debate, ASCSM members voted to allow for three options available to students voting regarding the measure Thursday’s ASCSM meeting was quite different than the usual convocation; the overwhelming focus of the meeting was on the upcoming student government elections and the platforms of each major student government candidate. Student Body Presi- dent Kevin Duffy was pleased to announce the rst ASCSM election forum in, if not fo rever, then at least a long while. Sophomore, Junior, and Senior class president candidates started the ASCSM election forum, which lasted for about half of the nearly- two-hour meeting. Most notably, the Junior class presidency was contested by current Sophomore Treasurer Ben Seling and Keith Stevens. Seling, absent due to a calculus test, had prepared re- marks, which were read during his alloted speech time, and included goals of reaching out to the Mines community and beyond to tailor such things as bus passes and restaurant hours. Board of Trustees candidate Damien Illing then spoke about his upcoming position; another candidate had missed the deadline for signature collection. The oor was then opened for questions, which included that of how he would approach Board of Trustees members with student concerns, posed by Faculty Advisor Derek Morgan. He responded that mat- ters would be dealt in as direct a manner as possible, though with- out the less-reasoned facets of his constituency’s views. Regarding student views, he plans to create an anonymous drop box to col- lect them. Next, current Sophomore Rep- resentative John Bristow and Ashley Young, a junior, made their opening remarks contesting the position of Student Body Vice President. Bristow’s main thrust was increased ASCSM involvement in both student-focused and ad- ministrative roles, backed by this school year’s resolution to add another student to the student body representation at Faculty Senate meetings. Young’s platform included gen- eral campus outreach and creation of a committee to oversee and examine the various fees that students currently pay. ASCSM hosts three candidate debates Ian Littman a Wm SEE “CANDIDATES DEBATE” ON PAGE 7 ASCSM Election Special see pages 6 & 7 Minds at Mines see page 10 Celebrating springtime
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Renewable energy sources; weare immersed in many of them ona daily basis. Although this energyis evident every time we step intothe sun, actually harnessing theseenergies and implementing themeconomically can be a monumentaltask. Sandia, a National NuclearSecurity Administration Labo-ratory, has taken note of thisand has a different perspec-tive on how solar energycould be utilized—not byeliminating a dependence onfuel, but rather by recyclingthe carbon dioxide alreadypresent in the atmosphere torecreate fuel.
Ellen Stechel, manager of Sandia’s Fuels and Energy
Transitions Department, wasvery optimistic about this ap-proach of creating fuels from solarenergy. While she adamantly main-tained that every option should beexplored in light of the energy crisis
plight, she pointed out some of theformidable obstacles that many of the renewable energy processesbeing explored would have to over-come to be successful.
Inarguably, there is no lack of renewable energies: solar, geother-mal, biomass, and wind are preva-
photo courtesy sandia national laboratories
lent across the globe. However,there are many challenges whenit comes to utilizing these renew-able energies in a way that wouldbe easily adaptable to present-daysociety. The first addressed issimply that the technology has stillto live up to the scientic theories
behind the processes, althoughwith current research, the progressis promising. Another point stated
by Stechel was that these variedenergy source’s “geographic diver-sity” places them randomly aboutthe planet and oft times majorconcentrations are “stranded andfar from any major loads.” This ac-centuates the issue of transportingand storing these energies, whichwould require a complete overhaulof the infrastructure currently in use.
Utilizing concentrated solarenergy to reverse combustion
and transform carbon dioxideinto carbon monoxide and waterwould provide a means to createliquid fuel and continued use of the current infrastructure wouldsubsequently ensue. Since the fuelis the same as the liquid fuel in usetoday, the transition would be easyfrom an economic perspective.
The invention that would performthis reverse combustion process is
named the Counter RotatingRing Receiver Reactor Re-cuperator, dubbed the CR5.
The CR5 would be poweredby concentrated solar heatcollected in parabolic dishes.
This renewable thermal en-ergy would provide the initialenergy needed to recycle, ina sense, carbon dioxide tomake fuel. Stechel postulatesthat by “reusing” fuel, the ideaof carbon dioxide as a wasteproduct would be reinvented
into hopefully an “increased valueand of utilization of CO
2” and fur-
thermore, lead to the containmentof harmful emissions to an extent.
The prototype for the CR5 hasbeen constructed and is within daysof a trial run. Sandia looks forwardto the successful testing and pos-sible implementation of this newsolar to petrol technology that willhopefully provide energy securityand mitigate climate change.
Using solar energy to recycle CO2Sarah Nelson
sff W
The CR5 would be powered by
concentrated solar heat collected
in parabolic dishes. This renewable
thermal energy would provide the
initial energy needed to recycle,
in a sense, carbon dioxide to make
fuel.
One of the parabolic dishes to be used to provide energy.
ASCSM spent the abbreviatedMarch 19 meeting arguing aboutthe wording of the ballot itemconcerning the bus pass, paid forby Mines’s Intermodal Transporta-
tion Fee. Due to a rate increase onthe part of RTD, keeping currentservice levels would require a rateincrease of $6 per semester, to $46total per semester. The alternativeoptions would be to downgradeRTD passes, keeping the fee thesame or raising itby inflation, or todiscontinue the In-termodal Transpor-tation Fee entirely,a long with RTDservice.
The RTD Col-lege Pass, theprogram in whichMines currently participates, in-creased in price twice in the last
two years; the Intermodal Trans-portation Fee started at $35, andlast year increased to $40 to copewith the rate increase. The increaseapplies to all students on-campus,though the proportion of studentswho pick up a pass is 55%, a num-ber comparable to other campuseswho participate in the program. A monthly pass with equivalent fea-
tures would cost several times theStudent Pass rate.
RTD also offers more limitedoptions for its college pass. $42.55per semester provides studentswith the current amenities, minusSkyRide access. $34.66 per se-mester, roughly the amount paid
by Mines when the Intermodal Transportation Fee was instituted,now allows for local access (the16 and 17 bus routes) as well asdiscounted fares elsewhere.
After much discussion and de-bate, ASCSM members voted to
allow for three options available tostudents voting regarding the mea-
sure: increase the per-semesterrate to $46 and keep current ameni-ties, increase the rate by ination to
$41.20, or disband the fee ent irely. The delta between $41.20 and theprice of the reduced-access RTDpass would be used for on-campussustainability efforts, such as bikeracks and discounted tickets fortransportation not covered by the
downgraded RTD offering.Due to limitations of the Ban-
ner administrative system andconcerns about bias inherent ina three-choice single-questionsystem, ASCSM members de-cided that the vote on this matterwould be conducted as a series
of two questions in the onlinevoting system. The rst will be of
whether to keep current amenities,thus raising the fee, or not. Thesecond, contingent on not raisingthe Intermodal Transportation Feeto $46 per semester, would be of
whether to keepthe fee at all. If thefee is kept, it willbe raised at leastby the amount of ination, which was
3% for this year.Despite a com-
ment to the con-trary by Board of
Student Organization’s TreasurerKarlyn Adams, a notice of the ina-
tionary increase will be mentionedin the question series.
Derek Morgan had prepareda presentation regarding the RTDpass, however was unable to pres-ent due to technical difficulties.Check the online version of thisarticle for a link to the presentationor to discuss how you will vote onthe pass.
ASCSM decides wording of bus pass voteIan Littman
a Wm
After much discussion and debate, ASCSM
members voted to allow for three options
available to students voting regarding the
measure
Thursday’s ASCSM meetingwas quite different than the usualconvocation; the overwhelming
focus of the meeting was on theupcoming student governmentelections and the platforms of each major student governmentcandidate. Student Body Presi-dent Kevin Duffy was pleased toannounce the rst ASCSM election
forum in, if not forever, then at leasta long while.
Sophomore, Junior, and Seniorclass president candidates startedthe ASCSM election forum, whichlasted for about half of the nearly-two-hour meeting. Most notably,the Junior class presidency wascontested by current Sophomore
Treasurer Ben Seling and KeithStevens. Seling, absent due toa calculus test, had prepared re-
marks, which were read during hisalloted speech time, and includedgoals of reaching out to the Minescommunity and beyond to tailorsuch things as bus passes andrestaurant hours.
Board of Trustees candidateDamien Illing then spoke abouthis upcoming position; anothercandidate had missed the deadline
for signature collection. The oor
was then opened for questions,which included that of how hewould approach Board of Trusteesmembers with student concerns,posed by Faculty Advisor Derek
Morgan. He responded that mat-ters would be dealt in as direct amanner as possible, though with-out the less-reasoned facets of hisconstituency’s views. Regardingstudent views, he plans to createan anonymous drop box to col-lect them.
Next, current Sophomore Rep-resentative John Bristow and
Ashley Young, a junior, made theiropening remarks contesting theposition of Student Body VicePresident.
Bristow’s main thrust wasincreased ASCSM involvementin both student-focused and ad-ministrative roles, backed by thisschool year’s resolution to add
another student to the studentbody representation at FacultySenate meetings.
Young’s platform included gen-eral campus outreach and creationof a committee to oversee andexamine the various fees thatstudents currently pay.
Pranav Veera, a six-year-oldboy living in Ohio, has been foundto have a one-in-a-million IQ of
176. The child appears to have aphotographic memory, can spellthe alphabet backwards, and isable to name all of the US presi-dents, in order.
The body of 18-month-oldEmma Leigh Barker was foundon a freeway near Los Angeles.Her mother, who remains unnamedand was the last person to see thechild, claims that the child diedaccidentally, and that she fearfully
dumped the body on the freeway. Actress Natasha Richardson
died after suffering blunt trauma tothe head and internal bleeding dur-ing a skiing accident at a resort inQuebec. Though she seemed ne
initially after the accident, her con-dition deteriorated and she wasbrought to a Canadian hospital,where she died Wednesday.
Josef Friztl, the 73 year old Austrian man who pleaded guiltyto enslaving his daughter for 24years, fathering seven children withher, and allowing one of the chil-dren to die, was sentenced tolife imprisonment in an institu-tion for mentally ill offenders.
More babies were born
in the United States in 2007than in any other year, with4,317,119, far surpassingthe record set in the baby
boom era. The percent of babies born to unwed moth-ers increased to 40% andthe amount of babies bornto teenagers also increasedsignicantly.
The fossilized remains of a 95 million-year-old octo-
pus were discovered. The octo-pus is one of the rarest fossils everfound, as it is composed mainly of muscle and soft tissues that gener-ally decay very quickly after death.
Though there are nearly 300 knownspecies of octopus, none haveever been found in fossilized form.
Charles Clemens, a 61-year-old man from Kansas, faces big-amy charges after one of his twowives discovered him with his oth-er wife. Clemens married the rst
woman 22 years ago and the sec-ond woman three years ago.
In his rst interview since leavingofce, former President George
W. Bush said that he would notcriticize Barack Obama. Mr. Bushspoke at an event in Calgary, Can-ada entitled “Conversations withGeorge W. Bush,” an invitationalspeech with about 2000
people paying $3,100 to be pres-ent.
A 7.9 magnitude earthquake occurred off the main island of Ton-ga, causing fears of ash and lavaows. A two hour tsunami warning
was issued for countries locatedwithin 625 miles of the epicenter of the quake.
A group of European scientistshave used genetic engineering tomodify tobacco plants to producea powerful anti-inammatory pro-tein that could help patients suffer-ing from insulin-dependent diabe-tes or other autoimmune diseases.
Two United States naval ves-
sels, a submarine and an am-
phibious ship, collided in the Straitof Hormuz between Iran and the
Arabian Peninsula. 15 sailors werereported to be slightly injured, andboth ships suffered some minordamages, and are currently head-ing toward port for repairs.
Livermore, CA: Scientists have developed an anti-mosquito laser to prevent malaria. Malaria,which kills over 1 million people per year, is transmitted by mosquitoes. The scientists, who begantheir research after seeing a satirical YouTube video with the same concept, hope that the lasersystems will be deployed as shields for villages.
Shefeld, UK: Scientists in California, Canada, andthe UK have made a discovery which helps to explainhow solar weather affects Earth. The researchers, whohave detected twisting waves in the Sun’s atmosphere,say it helps to explain why the Sun’s corona is hotter thanthe Sun’s surface. The scientists believe this new under-
standing will help climate scientists to predict how thesun’s rays will affect the Earth in the future.
Beijing, China: Geologists in Beijing have discovered dinosaur fossils whichmay have implications on thoughts about the earliest instances of feathers.
While feathers on dinosaurs are not a new discovery, the newly found fossilsare on a dinosaur on a different side of the dinosaur evolutionary tree than thefeathered dinosaurs. Researchers say it indicates that feathers evolved manytimes in dinosaur evolutionary history.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania haveengineered nerve tissue which causes nerve regeneration in animals. Scientists hopethis will help the estimated 300,000 Americans who suffer from nerve injuries eachyear. To prevent permanent damage, nerve regeneration must occur quickly, which iswhat scientists say their new technique does. According to the discoverers, this is abrand new way of generating nerves.
Dr Terry Parker will inter-view for the postion of Provostat Mines this Wednesday and
Thursday, March 25 and 26.
The CSM Golf Team’s JoeSchwark was named RMAC’sGolfer of the Week.
CSM’s Wrestling Squad wasranked 2nd on the Division II
All-Academic list. The teamposted a 3.424 average GPA.
Diamond AnniversarE-Daystickets will go on sale this week.
Akira Rattenbury, GeologicalEngineering, has won a CriticalLanguage Scholarship to study
Arabic. The award letter said, inpart, “The Bureau of Education-al and Cultural Affairs of the USDepartment of State, the spon-sor of the Critical LanguageScholarship Program, joins theCouncil of American OverseasResearch Centers (CAORC) inoffering congratulations on youracceptance. The applicant poolwas highly competitive, and thereview panels found your ap-plication impressive. We hopeyou will nd this a rewarding
opportunity for your academicand professional development.”
Ashley Young, Chemical En-gineering, has been selected as
a nalist for the Truman Schol-arship in public policy. She isinterested in pursuing a projectthat will change perceptionsabout how we think about, use,and abuse water.
Hossein Kazemi, Chesebro’Distinguished Chair and Profes-sor of Petroleum Engineering atMines, spoke at the March 20CSM Academy on the topic of Pe-troleum Reservoirs and Oil Sup-plies.
Kazemi, who has been teach-ing at Mines since 1981, believesthat the United States has a strongability to produce oil and gas in thef u t u r e .“Peopled o n ’ ttell thet r u t h …the fact that we can use a lot of energy sources efciently. Oil and
gas will be a major source for our
growing environment.” Accordingto Kazemi, the US spends $86
Dr. Charles Hoyle of the Uni-versity of Southern Mississippi, ina talk he gave at Mines last Friday,spoke of a process he and his col-leagues have developed called Thi-ol-Ene Chemistry. Hoyle explainedthat, “It’s kind of a different way of looking at chemistry… it’s like howyou’ve always wanted chemistry tobe.”
Hoyle began his talk by explain-ing click chemistry, a chemicalphilosophy which species quickly
generating substances by joiningsmall chemi-
cal units to-gether. “Theidea of click c h e m i s t r ywas founded by Barry Sharp-less… and it’s a great process,”Hoyle explained. “But under stan-dard processes, you have to usecatalysts (copper)… and copper isnot always a great thing to leave ina chemical.” This downfall of click chemistry was the jumping point forHoyle’s research.
“That [click chemistry] is a greatway of doing chemistry, but howcan you extend that?”
He explained that, in his re-search, he looks for a number of properties in his chemical reactions:
high conversions and little or noside products, no purication re-quired, and rapidness.
“You mix it together, you put it in
On March 16, President Scog-gins announced that Dr. Daniel Fox
was taking over the position of VicePresident of Student Life, a role leftby Harold Cheuvront after 32 years.Fox brings to ofce many plans to
continue improving student life oncampus and is excited for the op-portunity. “This is what I’ve spentthe last 18 years preparing for,”said Fox. “This is my craft. This iswhat I’ve rened and worked on for
several years.”Fox came into an ever-chang-
ing ofce that has new opportu-nities and challenges every year.“We do a lot more things than wedid 10 years ago in student sup-port,” stated Fox. Changes, suchas an increased student body,make Fox’s new position consid-
erably different than what Cheuv-ront stepped into in 1976. Fox ex-plained, “Over the years... [StudentLife] has really grown and changedin the demands of the position andthe load that is there.”
Many changes are expectedaround the Student Life depart-ment. Fox mentioned that Presi-dent Scoggins intends on lookingaround the department to see whatis and isn’t necessary in Student
CSM Academy discusses
America’s oil problemAnand Erdenebileg
Staff Writer
million for oil and gas in one yearand the world uses 500 billion bar-rels per year.
Kazemi stated that Americaneeds more oil and energy re-sources because it leads the worldin use of the aircraft. These aircraftconsume 26 trillion cubic feet oil peryear. Furthermore, it has been pre-dicted that 1.2 billion cars will be on
American roads by 2016. Kazemibelieves that new technologiesmust be developed to keep up withthis fuel demand.
T h eU n i t e dS t a t e se n e r g yu s a g e
statistics are that oil is 40% of ourtotal energy, gas 22%, coal 3%,nuclear 8%, and hydroelectric 7%
per year. However, most of theseresources require the extensive
production of carbon dioxide. Tochange this, reliable and protable
new technologies are needed.
There are three types of gaseswhich can be used, according toKazemi. These are conventionalgas, which produces large quan-tities, unconventional gas, whichis very difcult to produce, and
ultra-unconventional gas, whichrequires a huge amount of energy
to produce. “In order to producethe ultra-unconventional gas, weneed 60 Gigawatts, which this en-ergy is capable to give electricityto large 100 American big cities,”says Kazemi.
Kazemi concluded that today’sstudents are our future. “I encour-age my students to solve theseproblems for their own future. Weneed to do this project as soon as
possible so that fuels and the en-ergy will be more productive.”
The US spends $86 million for oil
and gas in one year
New Vice President of
Student Life takes ofceLife and rearranging as required.
However, “I don’t see many peoplehere not working real hard,” saidFox. The changes around the de-partment are simply a result of the
continuous development in theirservice to students.
“I didn’t come to this institutionwith the idea that I’d become the
VP of Student Operations,” admit-ted Fox. Although his intentionswere less ambitious, he does be-lieve he is adequately prepared for
his new role. As Dean of Studentsfor Spaulding University, Fox hadmany of the same responsibili-ties as he will as Vice President of Student Life at Mines. He expectshis “role primarily will be more of the senior administration stuff, likeworking with the Executive Com-mittee, working with the Board of
Trustees, and working with the oth-er Vice Presidents on campus very
closely to be the one who overallis responsible for all the student lifecomponents”
Fox comes from a considerablebackground in higher education.He received his undergraduate de-gree in Biology and English fromMontana State. After graduating,he earned his teaching certication
and spent a few years as a highschool teacher. Returning to col-lege, he gained his Masters degree
in Communications from EasternNew Mexico University, followedby a job there for a while wherehe worked in a variety of areas of student life, including housing. Fox
realized then that he “ultimatelywanted to work in senior admin-istration.” Staying at ENMU, headded his Ph.D. in College StudentPersonnel Administration. Sincethen, he has worked at 6 colleges,including several in Colorado, a fewin New Mexico, one in Montana,and one in Kentucky. He servedas the Director of Residence Lifeat Mines from August 2005 until apromotion to Director of Studentlife in February 2007.
Personally, Fox has a very widetaste in activities. Being a Montananative, he loves the mountains. Heenjoys hiking with his dog, golng,
skiing, music, reading, and the-ater. He admits that he probably
works too much, like everyone elsein administration, but still tries tomaintain as balanced a life as pos-sible. A very talkative person, Foxexudes a friendly nature. He recog-nizes that at Mines, as well as inthe rest of the world, “If you don’tlaugh some, there’s going to be alot of crying.” His positive attitudehas the perseverance to accom-plish much as Vice President of Student Life.
Spencer Nelson
Content Manager
New chemical
process opens
doorsJake Rezac
Content Manager
the NMR [nuclear magnetic reso-nance spectrometer], and you haveexactly what you need. No cleanup,no nothing,” he explained of his ide-al chemical process. This ideal pro-cess, he explained, is exactly whathe and his colleagues have done.
“Do you know how many tri-vinyl esters which are pure that youcan buy in the history of chemis-try? None. It’s two steps… you mixthem together… and shine light onthem. Literally ve minutes, with
100% yield,” he explained of hisprocess, which can be powered bysunlight, if a chemist desires.
Hoyle has already begun pro-ducing items
which usethis pro-cess. He de-scribed one
use which should be in productionsoon.
“You can imprint this material toyour teeth and make a mouth guardand have… 91% energy absorptionby the mouth guard. This has impli-cations for saving teeth for athletesand for head trauma victims,” hesaid.
He also described a method bywhich this process can be used inPET (polyethylene terephthalate)water bottles, which are built tokeep oxygen from owing into the
bottle and interacting with the wa-
ter.“PET is good… but in one
case… no oxygen goes across it.None. It keeps oxygen out.” Even
the less effective of Hoyle’s meth-ods for decreasing oxygen perme-ability is nearly 5 times less perme-able than PET.
Hoyle ended his presentationby showing some of the productswhich have been produced by hismethod.
“[We’ve made] a glass that be-haves like a rubber ball… a rubberball that bounces 90-95% of theway back, machine-able rubber,and glass you can bend,” he ex-plained before demonstrating thematerials he described.
Russell Herman “Rut” Volk had a long and distinguishedcareer at Mines. He receivedan Engineer of Mines degreein 1926 and Master of Science(MSc) degree of Mining in 1931.
While an undergraduate, Vok earned 15 varsity letters in foot-ball, boxing, and wrestling. Hewas undefeated in boxing andwrestling throughout his fouryears as an undergraduate. Hewas also successful outside of sports, holding the position of sophomore class president andMines delegate to a studentleadership conference in Yugo-slavia in 1926.
With all these accoladeshaving been received duringhis time at Mines, it’s not sur-prising that he continued tosupport the school later in life.In 1956, he received a Distin-guished Achievement Medal
and was awarded an Honor-ary Membership in the CSM Alumni Association in 1965.He was a CSM Trustee from1967 until his death in 1973. Hewas the president of the CSM
Alumni Association in 1939and a past director of the CSMFoundation, Inc. Rut Volk con-tributed $6,720 to CSM duringhis life, and then bequeathedthe School $123,750 after hisdeath.
According to Marvin L. Kay(Professor Emeritus, AthleticsDevelopment Associate) whohas been at the school for for-
ty years, recalls “Volk was thefirst Hall of Fame in the Colo-rado School of Mines history. If I want to name the true Alum-nus, I would name Rut Volk.”
Kay added, “He had a suc-cessful repetition in both schooland athletics and he was agreat family man.”
According to the Office of In-stitutional Advancement, “[He]gained national recognition asa leader in the petroleum in-dustry while serving as presi-dent and chairman of the boardof the Plains Exploration Co.,Denver, an independent petro-leum production firm which hefounded.” He also was a civilactivist and was the memberon the board of trustees of Colorado Woman’s College, di-rector for the United Fund cam-paign, advisory board memberof the Institute of InternationalEducation (Rocky Mountain Of-fice), and past president of thePetroleum Club, where he was
honored as a “Man o f the Year”in 1965 for his contribution tothe construction of the club’sbuilding.
Russell “Rut” Volk had twochildren. He had a son, Dick,who graduated from Mines in1958, and a daughter Denise.
Source:*1 - http://www.oia.mines.
edu/tour/volk/01.htm*2 - Interview with Marvin L.
Kay*3 - http://www.co.jefferson.
co.us/placenames/search3.cfm?ps_oid=113090&search
Anand Erdenebilieg
Staff Writer
Campus Benefactors: Volk
Do you consider yourself a
geek?
Yeah.Do you think other consider
you a geek?
Yeah, I think others considerme a geek, especially when theysee me in the cafeteria with myheadphones on listening to MIT lectures.
Why headphones, even in
class?
Ever since I got my rst mp3
player in eighth grade, I wear themduring class. It just helps me focusbetter.
What is your favorite type of
music?
Classic rock.What do you lis-
ten to your music
on? A Zune.Why did you
choose a Zune over
anything else?
I got it for ninetydollars on Black Fri-day.
Do you prefer
Microsoft or Mac?
Microsoft… I’m just so used to it. I useMedia Center a lot.
Is it true that you
work on homework
during class?
I do that a lot… Itry to use my time aswisely as possible I try
to get my homework done the rst day it’s
assigned.Do you have any
strange talents?
I play In theGroove. It’s kind of like DDR… I go totournaments andstuff.
What is the
geekiest thing you
own?
I’m not like one of those StarTrek typegeeks, so let me
think… I’ve got a Rubik’s cube,which I guess is pretty typical.
What is the geekiest thing
you have done at Mines?I read text books… I read every
page.What is the geekiest thing
you have done in your life?
I play that DDR game almostevery day.
Why did you choose to at-
tend Mines?
I like small schools. I’m a reallyindependent type student. I didn’twant to go out of state either.
What is your favorite class?
Modern physics… or advancedmathematics.
What are your plans for after
college?
Working for… probably Lock-
heed Martin. [He also commentedthat he would like to get into re-newable energy at some time.]
What are your hobbies?
In the Groove. I play guitar.Obviously, Rock Band and GuitarHero. I like to run, brush my teeth,and sleep, that just about covers it.
If you could take three things
with you to a desert island what
would they be?
I’d have a laptop with Verizonbroadband. [He then joked abouthaving a Wilson volleyball and con-tinued to list a toothbrush and a
dune buggy.]If you suddenly
came by one mil-
lion dollars what
would you do withit?
I’d probably openmy company, a com-pany that’s devotedto alternative en-ergy… Give some to
AIG employees.What year are
you?
Freshman.What classes
are you taking?
Analog Electron-cis, Modern Physics,
Advanced Mathe-matics for Engineers,Intro into Thermody-namics, Chemistry II,
and PA (the runningone). …I aced bothof my rst Chemis-try II exams… I gota 100% on both of them.
Why Advanced
Mathematics for
Engineers?
It was my last al-ternative; the PDEclass was just toomuch for me to han-dle given the rest of my load.
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Hometown:Lopez Island, WA Current Class: JuniorDepartment:Engineering, Mechanical SpecialtyCampus Activities: Cycling Club, Libertarian ClubWhy are you running for this position?
I believe that ASCSM’s role should be expanded to take a muchmore active role in working with campus organizations that mayfrustrate students on a daily basis. Public safety, Aramark, and theregistrar’s ofce are just a few examples of organizations that shouldbe changed in order to better serve the students who pay for theirservices.
Detail any other ofces or positions that you have held on
campus.
Administrator of the Ran-Duece Facebook group.What makes you a standout person for this job?
I’m not interested in a popularity contest or another line on myresume. I am going to run a zero-bullshit campaign and if electedI will work to provide changes that will have a real impact on every
student at Mines.What would you like to see ASCSM accomplish in the next year?
If elected, I will:Work with public safety to create an accountability system in order to improve relations between ofcers and students
Work with student life to revamp or replace the Aramark contract when it comes up for renewal in 2010.Work with the registrar’s ofce to improve and streamline operations.
Expand ASCSM’s role to include voting seats on every board on campus.
Hometown:Broomeld, COCurrent Class: Junior/SeniorDepartment: Chemical and Biochemical Engineering (B.S.), Economics and
Business (M.S. in ETM)Campus Activities: ASCSM Senior Class Representative, Tau Beta Pi, Blue Key,
McBride, Pre-Med Society, Men’s LacrosseWhy are you running for this position?
I am running for this position because I understand how important open, effective,and consistent lines of communication are between ASCSM and the school’s admin-istration. I want to personally ensure that these lines of communication remain openand the relationship between ASCSM and the Board of Trustees remains strong. Myexperience in ASCSM will make me a great intermediary between the student bodyand the Board of Trustees, and a strong voice for the students, guaranteeing that theneeds of the student body are heard during board meetings.
Detail any other ofces or positions that you have held on campus:
Over the past year, I have served as an ASCSM senior class representative. My
duties have included participating in ASCSM meetings, organizing class events, andpreparing for Senior Bus. For the past three and a half years, I have also served asa class of 2009 McBride Student Representative. In this position I have been theintermediary between the McBride administration and my classmates, have helpedreorganize the freshman schedule, and have started a freshman-senior mentoring program.
What makes you a standout person for this job?
My experiences in ASCSM, McBride, and other organizations have given me the opportunity to understand how to work with many different groups of people, and have made me an effective liaison between several different bodies. My involvementin a variety of groups across campus will allow me to ensure the student body’s collective voice is heard. I would be a strongvoice for the student body on the Board of Trustees, and would ensure that the student’s needs are heard.
What would you like to see ASCSM accomplish in the upcoming year?
I believe that one of the most important things ASCSM should strive for in the upcoming year is to further improve theavenues of communication, not just between ASCSM and the school’s administration, but, more importantly, between the
administration and the student body as a whole. Additionally, I would like to see the implementation of new, benecial ap -plications for the intermodal transportation fee and the capital construction fee.
Hometown:Kingwood, TX Current Class: JuniorDepartment:Chemical EngineeringCampus Activities: ASCSM (2006 – present), Theta Tau Profes-
sional Engineering Fraternity (Currently re-starting a chapter at CSM),McBride Honors Program (2006 – present), Sigma Kappa Sorority(2007 – present), SWE (2006 – present), AIChE (2007 – present)
Why are you running for this position?
I am running for ASCSM President because I want to deliver to thestudent body the accountability it deserves. As students, we are thecustomers of this school, and we must demand that our voices areheard by the faculty, staff, and administration. I will strive to establisha strong working relationship with these parties to ensure that thiswill happen.
Detail any other ofces or positions that you have held on
campus.
During my freshman and sophomore years, I served as ASCSMclass treasurer. I was then appointed ASCSM Treasurer for the 2008-09 year, during which I have worked diligently building relationships with many student organizations. I also serve as aclass representative for McBride, reconciling conicts between my peers and the administration. Additionally, I serve
as President of Theta Tau, an organization we are striving to renew at Mines after an approximately 30 year hiatus.What makes you a standout person for this job?
I have worked diligently since coming to Mines to represent my classmates through my various leadership positions
by promoting honesty, ethics, and transparency in government. I am the best candidate for the position because I amthe only candidate who has served on the Executive Council of ASCSM. This gives me greater insight into the role thatthe president plays, and more experience in dealing with issues that the Executive Council handles.
What would you like to see ASCSM accomplish in the upcoming year?
In the upcoming year, I want to see ASCSM develop a stronger relationship with both the campus and the com-munity. In order to do this, accountability to the students must be our foremost priority. The student government existsto serve the needs of the students, from parking tickets to grading systems. My goal is that the students at-large willguide the course of their governing body and experience the purest form of democracy possible.
Hometown:Grand Junction, COCurrent class: SophomoreDepartment:Engineering, Civil SpecialtyWhy are you running for this position?
Over the past year, I have seen rst-hand how critical studentgovernment can be in shaping policies at the Colorado School of Mines. I look forward to representing the student body to the faculty,institution, and community in every facet. I will strive to constantly seek what is best for students. My experience on ASCSM has inspired meto continue working for my peers and keeping my classmates informedand included in school politics.
Detail any other ofces or positions that you have held on
campus.
Currently, I have the great privilege of being Sophomore ClassPresident. As president, I have aided in organizing class events, es-tablishing Ofce Hour Forums, and choosing the Class of 2011 t-shirt.Furthermore, I have listened to my peers during the plus/minus gradingsystem debate, opened lines of communication between the Class of 2011 & the Sophomore Ofcers, and co-authored ASCSM resolutions.
Additionally, I am the secretary for PASES and AGC, and a representative for McBride.What makes you a standout person for this job?
ASCSM has become a high priority for me due to the issues that I have encountered over the past two years.Recently, I have worked intimately on many issues concerning my peers, including co- authoring an ASCSM resolutionsto increase the student representatives at Faculty Senate. I feel that with my experience in ASCSM, my varied campusinvolvement, and my dedication to the student body, I am highly-qualied to serve ASCSM as president.
What would you like to see ASCSM accomplish in the upcoming year?
Student government was created to represent the student body. In the upcoming year, I hope to increase studentinteraction with ASCSM. By improving dialogue, I hope to tackle issues that concern all students. Some of thesematters include concerns with public safety, improving transportation options, and keeping students at the forefrontof capital construction. No topic is too big or too small for ASCSM.
Hometown: Loveland, COCurrent Class: JuniorDepartment: Chemical EngineeringCampus Activities: Tau Beta Pi Engineering Honor Society, In-
terVarsity Christian Fellowship, Band, Blue Key, American Institute of Chemical Engineers (AIChE), Kappa Kappa Psi (Honorary Band Orga-nization), Society of Women Engineers (SWE), Student Ambassador,McBride Honors Program
Why are you running for this position?
It is my inherent belief that by serving as Student Body Vice President,I can affect change on the Mines campus. It was Mahatma Gandhi whoonce said that “you must be the change you want to see in the world.”I want to rise to that challenge by listening to and representing the stu-dents’ views—your views—in a responsible, ethical, and honest manner.
Detail any other ofces or positions that you have held on
campus.
Currently I serve as Recording Secretary and Activities Chair for TauBeta Pi, Service/Newsletter Ofcer for AIChE, and Secretary for KappaKappa Psi. I am also a leader in InterVarsity Christian Fellowship andam a section leader in Band.
What makes you a standout person for this job?
It would be an honor and privilege to serve as your Vice President. A consistent attendee and frequentpublic forum speaker at ASCSM meetings, I have a solid understanding of ASCSM’s practical functions. Moreimportantly, I am dedicated to increasing student body participation in ASCSM to ensure all students’ voices theopportunity to be heard.
What would you like to see ASCSM accomplish in the upcoming year?
ASCSM should work to improve communication between itself and the student body by publishing surveysand hosting more events to collect feedback from concerned students. Campus parking tickets can and shouldbe decreased by working with Public Safety to develop updated campus parking signs and easy-to-read maps.In conjunction with Student Activities and other fee-collecting entities on campus, ASCSM should work to publish
a comprehensive brochure detailing how each student fee is used every year.
President
Vice President
The candidates’ statements were transcribed directly from written submissions with-
out changes to maintain objectivity. The views expressed above are solely those of the
candidates. The Oredigger abstains from endorsing or supporting any of the candidates.
ASCSM, Phi Gamma Delta, Geology MuseumWhy are you running for this position?
I have spent the last two years as a class represen-tative and I feel that I have gained the responsibility tomove up and not only help my class but the studentbody as a whole.
Detail any other ofces or positions that you
have held on campus.
I currently work as a veteran student aide at thegeology museum. In my fraternity, I have helped outwith the social activities recently.
What makes you a standout person for this
job?
I feel that I have a unique dedication to the studentsof the Colorado School of Mines and I know if I wereto ll this position that I would continue my role of trying to get the student’s voices heard not only in the school
but in the Golden community.What would you like to see ASCSM accomplish in the upcoming year?
I would love to see ASCSM address the parking and safety issues on campus and help direct public safetyin a way that makes the students more comfortable with them.
At Large CommunitySharif Jawad
At Large FacultyRambert Nahm
At Large UniversityAlec Westerman
Senior Class PresidentSara Post
Senior Class Treasurer No Candidates
Senior Class Senator Keith Roman
Marilou Canon
Sophomore PresidentJosh Dickerson
Sophomore Treasurer Zach Boerner
Sophomore Senator Mona Finchum
Russell Quick
Junior Class PresidentKeith Stevens
Ben Seling
Junior Class Treasurer Ian Littman
Nathan Jorgensen
Junior Class Senator Justin Tappan
Daniel Haughey
Other Candidates
Meet the candidates
Student questions, and the re-sulting debate, mainly consisted of questions regarding public safety,due to the Student Body Vice Presi-dent’s additional position as chair of the Public Safety Committee.
The first concern, voiced byJunior Class Representative MarilouCanon, focused on poor lighting onsome parts of the Mines campus.Both candidates replied that theywould take necessary measuresand contact the appropriate partiesto solve this problem.
Bristow mentioned going to theCity of Golden, if necessary, while Young focused on disseminatingsurveys via The Oredigger or oth-
erwise to nd out what studentswanted in this arena.
The remaining public safetyquestions focused on the problemof blind spots on-campus, whichcost a life last semester, com-pounded by lack of parking facilitieson-campus. Bris-tow and Youngagreed that “redzones,” spaceswhere parking isdisallowed (nearcorners), would likely be needed,stating that safety should trumpparking congestion concerns.
Both candidates suggestedreworking reserved lot policiesto counteract the loss of avail-able parking. Additionally, Bristowchampioned clarication of parking
signage to better inform studentsof where they may or may not park.
Young, on the other hand, sug-gested a rewrite of current Minesparking maps, stating that the cur-rent maps are confusing and thata more modern map with clearlydelineated parking areas, wouldbe ideal.
In response to a question, askedby current Sophomore Class Rep-resentative Justin Tappan, Youngstated that she would be steppingdown her in-volvement invarious cam-pus groups inorder to betterfulfill her roleof StudentBody V icePresident, if elected.
The nal debate was between
the three Student Body Presidentcandidates: Brian Pal, current Stu-dent Body Treasurer Jaime Thorpe,and current Sophomore ClassPresident Lisa Truong.
Truong focused on studentoutreach, calling for increased of-ce hours, participation on part of
ofcers as well as students, and
encouraging use of online resourcesto get student input. Truong stated
that she wanted tosee more avenuesof student govern-ment outreach, inaddition to ASC-SM meetings, in-cluding meetingswith class presi-
dents and professional societies.Pal, whose primary leadership
experience has been in industry,presiding over a small team of construction workers on $50,000projects, was the most specificwith his promises, endeavoring tox such areas as Brown Building
classrooms, food services, andother areas of student complaint.
Truong had also discussed over-sight on the use of the CapitalConstruction Fee, which wouldmake such building improvementspossible. Pal also announced hisintentions of rechecking all campusclubs to see whether they were truly
giving back to the Mines communityin accord with the money given themin the Student Activities budget.
Jaime Thorpe started her plat-form speechwith her quali-fications: ascurrent Stu-den t Body Treasurer, shehas overseenthe f low of $600,000 peryear. Her main
points included assisting clubs sothat they may grow, additionally not-ing that ASCSM should be placedmore extensively in the public eye, toshow that the student governmentgroup has a real impact on the Mines
community.S e v e r a l
q u e s t i o n swere posedby the audi-e n c e a n dother ASC-SM mem-b e r s . T i mWeilert askedthe candi-dates to, inten secondsor less, statetheir most extreme goal for the up-coming year, were they to be electedas Student Body President. Truongand Thorpe both stated they wouldlike to see more ASCSM participa-tion, with Truong’s goal being anattendance of 100 students at an ASCSM meeting. Pal respondedthat his goal was to improve stu-dents’ quality of living.
Another major question was
that of club relations. All agreedthat clubs are an important part of Mines life, though Brian Pal againdiscussed his concerns as to howmuch funding clubs were gettingversus their contribution back to
the Mines community. Jaime Thorpementioned her ongoing relationshipwith the Board of Student Organiza-tions and her work on the proposedtier system to make it a win-win forall student organizations.
One of the nal questions wasposed in absentia by Zach Aman. The premise was that Mines haddecided to scrap the Friday E-Days holiday, replacing it with a fullcomplement of classes, quizzes,and tests. This hypothetical ques-tion addressed how the StudentBody President would react to sucha move.
Thorpe and Truong dismissedthe scenario as highly unlikely, giventhat so many E-Days events takeplace on that day, but stated that
they wouldgo direct lyto the Minesadministra-tion to voicestudent con-cerns.
T r u o n gstressed thatthis case wasa good ex-ample of un-foreseen cir-cumstances
that might be faced by the StudentBody President in the next year, nottoo far removed from the recentPlus-Minus grading controversy.
Pal took a harder line, stating thathe would organize a student striketo get the holiday back. “They can’tfail everyone, right?” he pondered,though others in the room seemeduneasy as to the real answer to thisquestion.
The forum concluded with clos-ing remarks from the presidentialcandidates and Kevin Duffy’s state-ment that, no matter who wins theelections, he felt student govern-ment would be led well.
The lm medium has long been able to represent ideas that are impossible to see in real life. Whether it’smultiple personalities, the concept of time travel, or the high of illicit drug use, movies have been able to givean audience a look into a world that they would not otherwise be privy to. Through the use of special effects,or just plain artistic license, lmmakers can make the intangible tangible. If a movie can make an audience stopand think, even if it is just for a moment, about the oddities of the psychological world around us, then it couldbe considered a mindbender movie. This week’s Must See Movies examine three such movies that push theenvelope of human understanding.
1. Fight Club (1999)What would you do if you found yourself in a dead-end job, unable to sleep and homeless due to a freak gas
leak? Well, if you’re the Narrator of Fight Club (Edward Norton), you’d make friends with Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt),a soap salesman who has a rich and colorful history as varied as the jobs he’s had. When they move in togetherto an abandoned house, things start getting out of hand. In order to vent out all the pent up rage of being stuck in a mundane existence, the Narrator and Tyler start Fight Club, an underground battle arena. As the lm pro-gresses, the Fight Club becomes something much larger, and much more resembling a terrorist organization.Now, what if you were to nd out that Tyler wasn’t who you thought he was? In the mind-bending ending to FightClub, the frightening reality of the mind’s powers is fully brought to light.
2. Donnie Darko (2001)Donnie Darko (portrayed by Jake Gyllenhaal) is your average 1980’s teenager. Well, average except for a few
abnormalities. First of all, he sees visions of a large, creepy rabbit. Secondly, he narrowly missed being killed byan errant jumbo jet engine crashing into his bedroom. Also, he knows when the world will end. Perhaps due tothese abnormalities, Donnie commits some pretty impressive crimes that bring the quiet suburbia into an uproar.
At rst glance, Donnie Darko seems like an ordinary teenage angst lm, but under the surface lies an intriguingscience ction. “Philosophy of Time Travel” is the name of the book given to Donnie that does a pretty good
job of explaining the intricacies of the impossible. By the end of the lm, the world hasn’t ended, but time hastraveled full circle to Donnie’s demise.
3. Requiem for a Dream (2000) The world of a junkie is an interesting place. Time no longer holds any relevance as everything seems to be
traveling in slow motion or unbearably fast. Requiem for a Dream follows four addicts on their downward spiralto ruin. The intriguing thing about addictions is that sometimes they aren’t to illegal substances. Even house-hold activities like watching television are artistically represented in the same way as getting high on cocaine.However, even if it seems like everything is working out well and nothing could go wrong, consequences lie justaround the dark corner. Requiem for a Dream begins to get intense as the consequences rear their ugly heads.From prostitution and prison to hospitalization, the results of a life of addiction are painfully obvious at the end of this lm. If ever there’s a lm to get people to stop doing drugs, Requiem for a Dream is it.
For Homework – See Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Must See MoviesBenjamin M. Weilert, Staff Writer Mindbenders
Japanese beer is dry. This is as bad a stereotype as
saying all Japanese people areterrible drivers and love karaoke.On the contrary, exceptions tothese cardinal cultural rules ex-ist. You just have to dig deeper
to nd them.Enter Hitachino Nest Red Ale.
The name is a testament to Jap-anese inventiveness. I have noidea why it is a “Nest Red Ale” orwhat that means. I do know thatat 7% ABV in a bomber just abit bigger than a pint, this beercan bring out the couch-nesterin you after a long day at school.
I picked this one up in thespecial section at Golden TownLiquors for a staggering $12.But like a sugar-hungry childstaring into the eyes of cartooncharacters on cereal boxes, Iknew the goofy little owl on thebottle was a keeper.
The dark green bottle pours
a slight amber-tinted ale with theusual yeast-laden translucenceand yellow/orange hue indica-tive of the style. A thick, creamywhite head stands prominentlyon top reminding me of an up-side-down cooked egg.
My rst sniff detects some-thing odd immediately. A sec-ond deeper whiff brings outthe truly distinctive smell of afreshly opened can of black ol-ives. None of my fellow imbibersagree.
With Belgian Strong Pale Ales, one expects bountiful
Akira Rattenbury
Staff Writer
Beer Review: Hitachino Nest Red Ale
AKIRA RATTENBURY / OREDIGGER
spices and fruity odors to matchthe rich yeasty avors. Behindthe overpowering olive smell,this brew has just a mild tart andyeastiness reminiscent of theSaison Dupont featured a fewweeks ago.
It has a heavier avor thantypical Japanese beer. Thenagain, it is not just another ste-
reotypical cheap lager. It alsohas a milder essence and sub-dued pungency compared toother Belgian Strong Ales likeDuvel. The mild taste matchesthe mild smell minus the olives.
First sip is well-carbonatedand smooth. The ale leaves justa slight tingle andsome sourness witha mildly astringentmouthfeel. I sensethe potent yeasts,hops and typicalavors are paireddown and seem al-most gift wrappedfor later enjoyment.It lacks a strong al-
coholic taste and itsmild avor lingerswith a feeling like abland stickiness…
just like rice.Somehow the
infusion of red ricegives this quirkybeer a smoothnessand also its amberhue. Instead of typi-cal zests and fruits,it tastes of a moresubtle oral sweet-ness.
Maybe the red
rice just kills the beer and sim-ply takes up space typically re-served for more powerful avors.I think it adds a balance and asmoother mouthfeel which hidesthe higher alcohol content.
Fellow samplers were full of compliments about the taste.“It reminds me of Asian owersand gingerberries.” Asked what
Asian owers or gingerberriestasted like, my fellow samplershrugged, “I don’t know. That’s
just what I imagine it is.”“Makes you want to hop right
under a dragon. It’s delicious,”said sampler Alex Brown. “It hasa lot of avor for an Asian beer.”
Introduction:
Imagine you’re asleep. You’redreaming. The world oats aroundyou in bathed in bright colors andwarm sounds. You hear a voice, it isdrenched in reverb. Now wake up.
This experience is not something of the surreal, but is an accurate de-
scription of M. Ward’s newest work Hold Time.Oftentimes a collaborator rather
than a solo musician, Ward hasworked with some of today’s mostprominent indie bands, includingeveryone from Bright Eyes and MyMorning Jacket to Rilo Kiley’s JennyLewis. Ward has added his mellowsound to more than a few projectsof note within recent years. In 2008,Ward worked with singer/actressZooey Deschanel on a critically ac-claimed project known as She &
Him: Volume One.Memorable Song:
“Hold Time,” the title track of the album, showcases Ward at his
best. Simple layers of strings andpiano accompany ethereal vocalsand provide a strong support forthe deep lyrics. “You were beyondcomprehension tonight, but I under-stood.” “Jailbird” is another strongtrack with a straightforward pop-sensibility and catchy lyrics.
Forgettable Song:
“Oh, Lonesome Me,” a DonGibson cover featuring Lucinda
Williams, is by far the black sheepof the record. The track starts outalright, but soon Williams’s raspyvocals take over. Her delivery is soodd and out of place on the smoothtrack that it sounds like she’s re-covering from a bad head cold, notsinging.
Final Thoughts:
This is a country record for thosewho do not like country music. Donot expect to hear Garth Brooks, oreven Johnny Cash, but think SamCooke meets Elvis meets BrightEyes. Ward’s simple country/gos-pel/indie sound is mellow enough torelax listeners, yet catchy enough togarner repeated listening.
PETA (People for the Ethical Treat-ment of Animals) has canceled allplanned recruitment dinners at TheColorado School of Mines. They is-sued a written statement on recycledcotton paper to the AP (AssociatedPress) regarding their planned han-dling of what has been called the‘Mines hates animals’ incident. Un-fortunately, no one in the AP cared.Fortunately, an unpaid intern, with adegree from Boulder in Humanities,faxed the Oredigger a copy (You canthank him from 4-11 PM, MTWR @
checkout stand #5 in King Soopersin Golden):It has come to the attention of
PETA that the Colorado School of Mines has been and continues toactively support the abuse of Mulesin third-world mining operations. Themules are not properly trained onmine evacuation procedure. Theyare not even given proper respira-tion protection, as stipulated by theMSHAM (Mining Safety and Health
Administration for Mules) regulation#4. And, worst of all, the mules areused to place explosives that their hu-man counterparts refuse to.
Until it can be discerned that CSMno longer teaches or en-dorses these practices,
PETA has ofcially can-celed all planned recruit-ment efforts at CSM. Weencourage all other com-panies who take the timeto think about our evolu-tionarily-challenged friendto do the same. Together,we can make a difference.
With a downwardturning economy, the En-vironmental Engineeringdepartment stands to loseout on 3 internships fortheir graduating seniors.PETA had planned to hire3 interns to design an en-
PETA ProblemsAdam Freeland
Dog Lover
vironmentally conscious way to con-trol malaria in Africa without harmingany mosquitoes. Their former effortswith Chemical Engineering internswere thought to be a failure, until now.
PETA has sequestered all infor-mation about a chemical developedby Chemical Engineers that had thecapability to eradicate mosquitoesin any given area with no humanside effects. The substance was sosafe that many scientists consumedspoonfuls of it in demonstrations.We only know of this chemical froman internal PETA memo in which aboard member, presumably an ape,stated, “It would be wrong to say thatthe prospect of saving 2,000,000people a year is worth killing billions of mosquitoes and a few birds. We canproudly look at those people and say,‘You are the bravest of us all.’”
Mines has allocated $470,000 inanticipated economic stimulus grantmoney to investigate the mule abuseissue. It is widely believed that thisentire ‘Mines hates animals’ incidentstemmed from a single PETA ofcial
who, while looking at an image of Blaster, saw the stick of dynamite.
As he stood up in shock, he poppedhis back triggering an LSD ashback.
During this ashback, he imagined
that the mining practices of the pastcenturies were still in place.
“Blaster. A last meal before venturing
into the mine.”
ADAM FREELAND / OREDIGGER
Research being conducted at theCenter for Rationalizing Youth Sub-culture (CRYS) has nally achieved
a breakthrough in the explanationfor the subculture in today’s youthknown as “emo.” This demograph-ic usually consists of high schoolstudents who are sad all the time,cannot see behind their bangs, andlisten to Dashboard Confessional. A large amount of governmental fundshave been allocated for research tothe cause of the emo. Scientists atCRYS have nally broken the code
and seem to know what causes aperson to become emo: hoodies.
Lead researcher at CRYS, Dr.Drew Meyer, gave this statementat a conference, “It’s quite simple,really. The hoodie has just enoughextra weight that is only distributedaround the head and neck. This ex-tra weight causes distortions in thespine that produces large amountsof pain in the wearer.” Throughpsychological analysis of test sub-
jects, this pain leads to depression,thoughts of suicide, and tolerance
Hoodies cause emoBenjamin M. Weilert
Right to Bare Arms
Scientists confrm correlationfor My Chemical Romance.
CRYS’s statistical analyst, Dr. Kur-tis Griess, says that the data collectedleaves almost an undeniable correla-tion between wearing a hoodie andbeing emo. “Compared to our controlset, who wore just normal sweat-shirts, the people who wore hoodiestended to exhibit emo behavior evenafter just one instance of wearing ahoodie. In fact, once the hoodie wasremoved from the test subjects, theycontinued to show evidence of beingemo.”
The hoodie correlation was obvi-ous in the subjects who were no lon-ger wearing the clothing item, as theytried to replicate the effect of wearinga hoodie. Hairstyles of these subjectstended to be mid-length, with bangsthat would cover the eyes, replicatingthe shadows and darkness producedwhen a hoodie is worn on the head.Long sleeve shirts worn underneath
T-shirts were another sign of a post-hoodie subject. “Perhaps the longsleeves of the hoodie are used tohide the scars on their arms from ex-tended razor-blade use,” explainedDr. Meyer, “However, since we havebeen unable to see the bare arms
of these subjects, this theorem ispurely hypothetical.”
Another disturbing statistic of theemo is its tolerance to the genre of music referred to as “screamo.” Dr.Griess explains, “Since most of thehoodie wearers wear their hood up,there is a natural barrier to acousticalstimulants. In order to overcome thisbarrier, the music they listen to mustbe louder and more angst lled than
the normal “emo” music provides.”Music also seems to be the primarynourishment for the emo. However,due to its low nutritional value, mu-
sic does not constitute a healthydaily diet, thereby causing the emoto be much skinnier than the rest of the obese, general public.
Despite nding the link between
the hoodie and the creation of theemo, as of present time, no cure hasbeen found. Common prescriptionsfor emo are sunlight, interaction withother people, outdoor activities, andlarge doses of speed and/or discomusic. If you or someone you knowmay be emo, please consult yourfamily physician and/or Hot Topicfor a correct diagnosis.
The math majors of Mines have just returned from their annual Flat-land Field Trip, an intercollegiateevent for “students so nerdy, theyhave blown-up pictures of Riemann,Euler, and Cauchy on their walls”said event coordinator Dr. JordanCampbell. Though FFT has beenheld since 1965, this is the rst time
that The Oredigger has been al-lowed to cover it. “We realized wewere being too insular,” admittedCampbell, “and less people were
majoring in mathematics becausethey didn’t get to see this – we usedto restrict FFT to juniors and abovemajoring in theoretical mathemat-ics only, but we’ve denitely been
loosening the requirements. Twentyyears ago, you had no hope of com-ing if you were a Mines student; nowat least we let the Computationalscome… still a bit leery about theStats.”
The two-day conference beganlast Friday, when most universities
Janeen Neri
Mathematical Punologist
Mathematical Geology Spring conference:are wrapping up their spring breaks.
The students were bused in to Port-land International Airport, wherethey were greeted by 11 charteredKM-p13x planes. There were sev-eral noticeable oohs and aahs atthis point. Once everyone had got-ten onto the planes, each group gota short history of FFT. “Our namecomes from a famous book by Ed-win Abbott,” explained Dr. HermannChristoffel, one of the tour guides, “Iwonder how many of you have readit?” At this point, several hands shotup. Christoffel went on to explainthat Flatland: A Romance of Many
Dimensions, written in 1884 as asocial satire, is now known for theway that it makes the reader able tograsp the experience of one, two,and even four-dimensional space.“We will not be traveling to Flatland,I’m afraid,” Christoffel remarked,“but we hope that our eld trip will
be just as eye-opening.”Seven hours later, the planes
touched down on a small island inthe Pleiss Sea. When asked where,precisely, we were, Christoffel re-
sponded mysteriously “it won’tbe on your map, but it has beenmapped.” Most of the studentsnodded in understanding as theyunbuckled their seatbelts and re-trieved their luggage.
The landscape outside wasfairly ordinary, something whichconfused some of the students.“Wait, how is it possible that thereare hills, but you don’t have issueswith innite cliffs?” asked Mines
sophomore Mary Rudin. “Well,”Christoffel replied, “does anyonehave any ideas?” One studentcalled out “Because it’s undened
past the coast?” Christoffel shook his head. “No, negative values
are not undened. They’re just wet.
Anyone else?” After pausing for abeat, he added, “Come, I’ll showyou how it can be bounded.” At this,he began leading the group towarda fenced-off pasture area.
The owner of the area, JimDoyne, proceeded to show thestudents his orchard of synguleratrees, stunted little plants laden withedible fruit. “One o’ these things,”Doyne said, “and you’re looking ata typical yield t to ll two pies, aye.
Got to make certain you get themin when you’re setting the contourof your fence, otherwise your land’s
worth nothing.” The mathematicsstudents were taking rapid notes bythis point.
After they were nished exploring
the orchard, Christoffel led the groupto a at plain, where they formed a
ring and did some group algebraproblems before heading to bed.
The next morning, the studentswere given a tour of the Center forMathematical Biology. The buildingwas lled with stacks and stacks of
square and rectangular Petri dishes.In each dish were neat rows andcolumns of tiny organisms, “whichdisplay interesting interactions, eventransformations, when broughtnear other colonies,” Christoffel ex-plained. After several demonstra-
tions with different sizes and shapesof colonies, the students were al-lowed a few hours to experimentbefore it was time to head back tothe planes.
As the students got off the KM-p13x planes and back into theirbuses, Campbell reminded them to“be sure to come back next year!If our shuttle construction stays onschedule, we’ll be visiting Euclideanplanets in FFT 193!”
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