The name game – chapter 16

The Name Game – An Alphabet Legacy

Chapter 16 – Not so Innocenti, Part 2

When I last left off, heiress Innocenti got into a fight with her now-ex boytoy Ivan. The same Ivan that Ivanov believes is his real father. The same Ivan that Idoni seems to be fixated on because of how he and his aunt have some ‘non-townie’ characteristics.

Also Ishikawa is here.

Innocenti: Can you not kill us. I’ve only had one chapter where I’m heiress and I haven’t even done my due diligence by pumping out at least three kids. I’ve just been reamed out for being a romance sim.

Cook: Romance sim?

Harper: Idoni, is your brother okay?

Idoni: Hmm? I guess. Maybe he’s just trying out a new shtick.

Ishikawa: So you can cure me doctor?

Shrink: Yes. It is all about the little things for pleasure sims. Jumping on couches, dates, video games. No big wants to keep you satisfied, but little distractions here and there to get you through the day. It’s why sims like you get depressed so easily. You need constant care from your creator.

Don’t look at me!

Ishikawa: I just need to do the LITTLE THINGS!

Idoni: That’s the spirit, Ishi.

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Dormie: Idoni, I know we don’t hang out much, but I was wondering if-

Idoni: If you want to date, I’ll have to pass. I have my eyes on someone else.

Ivan: That was harsh of you.

Idoni: Well, when have I not been a complete jerk.

Ivan: And yet, for some reason I still manage to find a soft spot for you.

Idoni: That’s what I like about you, Ivan. You always look on the bright side of things.

Ivan: Hey, listen. Is your sister still mad about my comment? I didn’t mean it. I just couldn’t tell her the truth.

Idoni: No, she’s still pissed. But who needs her, right?

Ivan: I guess. Look, I have to get to class. Talk to you later?

Idoni: Yeah… *under her breath* I just have to get her off your mind.

~~

Romance sims. Am I right?

Ivan: You slept with the cafeteria worker?

Innocenti: Why do you even care?

Ivan: You can do so much better.

Cafeteria Guy: *quietly* No she can’t; I’m the best.

Innocenti: What the hell, Ivan? What do you want from me?

Innocenti: Just stay away from me, you freak!

Innocenti: I just hope that creep stays away from us until we move into the Greek house. Then I can complete my lifetime want in peace.

In a matter of hours, the freshman year of generation I was about to end. And someone wanted to make a move.

Idoni: Come here, Ivan!

Ivan: Wait, what?

Idoni felt that a congratulatory kiss was the best way to get Ivan’s mind off of her younger sister.

Ivan: Get off of me!

Idoni: Don’t be silly, Ivan. You’re a Create-a-Sim. You were meant for me.

Ivan: There is no way in hell I was meant for you. Or your sister for that matter. It would just be sick!

Idoni: I don’t understand.

Ivan: It’s just… it’s just that…

Ivan: We’re second cousins.

Idoni: …

Ivanov: You hear that, Ishikawa. Thank simness that I did not do something so stupid.

Ishikawa: Again, our names are just that… names.

Idoni: What the fu-

Allow me to explain. Ivan here is not the father of Ivanov. He has no children. He is the son of Dziedzic Name and Hanson Flieg. Hanson is the son of a man with the last name Flieg and Goode Name, the sister of Guo Name. Hanson’s youngest sister is Harper.

Idoni: No no no no no

Yes yes yes yes yes.

Idoni: Find own place. FIND OWN PLACE!

Ivan: We can just pretend it was a family kiss.

Idoni: Well at least I didn’t sleep with my second cousin.

Ivan: HEY!

Ivan: So all four of them have left.

Harper: … I really should have told you all, but I wanted to surprise my cousin Hooker’s kids.

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Sophomore year began on an empty lot.

Which soon became a full lot….

For the new Greek house. No more Oceanside view. The Name family wanted to be as far away from any distant relatives as possible.

Ivanov had accepted that he was indeed Sean’s son. Mainly through the use of exploratory bubble therapy to regress back to the day of his conception.

Which in turn left him traumatized and in need of more bubbles.

As with all Greek houses, toga parties were a must. And Innocenti’s lifetime want meant good parties were a breeze.

Innocenti: What? I get hungry.

Innocenti: No. No way. I have standards.

Things began to change when Innocenti met Marylena Garth. Initially, Marylena was just the girl that was asked to pledge to keep the Greek house going after the kids would graduated.

But in her eyes, it would be so much more. Marylena knew that Innocenti was the heiress and that meant she’d one day have a spouse.

In all honesty, these four have been my favourite group to play since generation G. They have the most vibrant personalities of all time.

20 sims is a lot…

Innocenti: You can go now.

Innocenti wasn’t the only one who used the matchmaker. Ishikawa needed an aspiration boost.

Ishikawa: A nanny?!?

Can you believe she’s his 2 bolt?

Innocenti: Glad to see everyone I fool around with can handle each other’s prescience. It takes a lot of maturity… and I guess bubbles, too.

Twenty. Twenty sims woohooed. It’s done.

Innocenti: Um… no thank you. My lifetime want is complete. I don’t need anyone else trying to get into my pants.

Ishikawa: Where are they taking her?

Idoni: Probably a kink club.

Innocenti: Is this it? Really? Two members who I’ve never even met.

Innocenti: Might as well make up for the grades I missed while I was getting perma-plat.

Ishikawa: Cool blazer.

Innocenti: That’s not all. I managed to get myself into Senior year before you guys. I’m graduating early!

With her Senior year upon us, that meant that Innocenti would have to get the pledges moved in. Including Marylena.

The other pledge coming in is Calista.

Both of them got a legacy worthy makeover.

And Calista caught the eye of Ivanov.

Ivanov: I used to think that I was illegitimate.

Calista: That’s so wild!

Ivanov: She’s crazier than me.

See, this is why I told you all about Marylena. She didn’t seem to get that Innocenti wasn’t that type of heir.

It was enough that Innocenti hacked her way to another semester complete so she could leave as soon as possible.

Innocenti: Not now. She’s watching.

Ivanov proposed to Calista.

And then Innocenti graduated from university. Without honours.

And she left the rest of her generation while wearing an ugly dress.

The end.

Well, in a normal ten generation legacy it would be. However, this in an alphabet legacy. So while there are 10 generations done (including the founder), there are still 17 more to go.

Innocenti: No… he’s ugly.

Matchmaker: You slept with twenty sims. Find one yourself.

So she did. Danielle Boyle was the perfect match for Innocenti. She’s a romance sim who wants to be a visionary. A tauros (5/5/3/8/4).

Danielle: Honey, how many lullabies did you hear?

Innocenti: Hi mom. I met your cousin and great-nephew.

Hooker: Yes… I remember them both being born right after you left for college. They must have been put there to cause some mischief.

Innocenti: Damnit, Rex…

Two lullabies at the same time means two very pregnant sims.

And one very upset Marylena.

Danielle: Well one of those woohoos was bound to be a psycho.

Introducing the first baby of generation J. This is Jaeger Name. He’s German for hunter (or booze).

Sean: Did you really name a kid after alcohol.

Danielle: Your wife is named after a particular profession that would enjoy this surname.

A second baby J. This is Janvier Name. Her name is French for January.

Danielle: Take her.

Sean: Well congrats on finishing all of this early.

And the final baby of generation J. This is Jung Name. His name is German for young.

There you have it. I’m roughly at the 39% complete mark. Three J kids already done. Go me!

Personalities will be revealed after the next time I play.