So I Just Got The Crap Beaten Out Of Me Because IStood Up For Some Girl Who I Don’t Even Know
What Was I Thinking?!?!
And Then I RememberedWho She Had Reminded Me Of
That Actress Who I Saw When I Was In Between High School And College. My Parents Took Me To See A Show At Some Theatre. The Dancers There Were All Amazing.
She could dance too. I’m Not Really Into Dancing Or Anything.But That Was Some Awesome Stuff
So AmazingShe Was As flexible As She Was Beautiful
And Then, After The Show, My Mom And I Had AConversation That Went Something Like This:
Did You See Those Girls??
Weren’t They
Beautiful?
Yes Mom
Yes Mom
You Couldn’t Get A Girl Like That. Do You Know That?
Maybe. I Don’t Know.
Oh No, Not This
Again
That Is My DadBy The Way
And Then, After The Show, My Mom And I Had AConversation That Went Something Like This:
Girls Like Guys Who Have Futures.
Not Guys Who Sit
Around And Still Live
With Their Parents
Those Girls Actually Have Futures. They Go Out And Get Jobs.
MOM! WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE beep UP ALREADY!
What Ever You Say Mom
SHUT THE BEEP UP!
HEY!
WATCH How You Talk To Your Mother!!
Why Do You Always Pick On Me When I Just Try To Make
Conversation With You?
I Don’t Know.Ever Since Then, I Have Found Myself Really Wanting To Be A Hero To A Girl. And To Impress My Mom. Impress Her If Not Prove Her Wrong.
I Thought About This The Next Few Times I Called The Cops To Save Random People From Bad Guys
She Was Right.Most Of The Girls I Ever Hooked Up With Were On Drugs,Cougars Or Desperate High School Freshman Desperate ToBlow A Senior
Yes, I Was Inspired To Keep On Calling The Cops On Criminals.It Really Helped To Give Me Something To Do When I Was Pissed Off. I’d Take Down A Villain And Save A Civilian
It Was Really Awkward When Sheriff Marcus Williams CalledMe In To Talk To Me About It
So Uh,Can You
Take Your Mask Off??
Sorry, I Would Rather Not
OK, You Want Some Coffee??
No Thanks
Then One Night … …
I’ve Got A Masked Man Assaulting A College Student On Western
And 25th!!
Thanks Impactor!We’ll Be There
In 25!!
AAH!!PLEASE STOP!! PLEASE STOP!!
25?! At This Rate, I Might As Well Tackle The Guy Myself!!
No! Don’t!
SHUT IT! B@#@$!
I Had A LOT Of Personal ProblemsThat Motivated Me To Do What I Did
What?!?From That Phone Booth!
Meet The IMPACTOR You Son Of A B@#@$!!
Fight Scene
The @$$ Kickings Were Going Back And ForthUntil …